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X-Men: The Last Stand / Jeremy C. Fox

Film Reviews | May 26, 2006 | Comments (116)


Ignore all the bad press and the inevitable low expectations that accompany any movie directed by Brett Ratner; X-Men: The Last Stand is the best kind of summer blockbuster, alternating giddy adrenaline rushes and gripping emotional jolts. The plot combines a version of the comics’ Dark Phoenix Saga — resurrecting Jean Grey (the magnificent Famke Janssen) from her apparent death at the close of X2 — with another storyline about a “cure” for mutations that some mutants gratefully accept as an opportunity to live normal lives and others see as tantamount to genocide. There’s little attempt to explain just how the cure works; we only know that it’s derived from a mutant named Leech (Cameron Bright, taking the next natural step in his career from clone to reincarnated husband to deadly secret weapon — also a clone, if I remember correctly — to mutant). Rather than fill the movie with pseudoscientific gobbledygook, Simon Kinberg and Zak Penn’s screenplay focuses on the personal relationships of the characters and the wider conflict between mutants and ordinary humans. The availability of the cure triggers terrorist attacks by Magneto (Ian McKellen) and his militant Brotherhood of Mutants, which provoke a military response from the U.S. government, with the conflict mounting to a final all-out battle. As several X-Men either opt out of the conflict or aren’t available to fight, the previous lineup is splintered and a new team is assembled.

There’s a tremendous amount going on here, with the balance of power constantly shifting as major characters drop out of the storyline, minor ones assume greater prominence, and new ones are introduced with almost every scene. As some of the prominent members of the team are sidelined or eliminated, we see Storm (Halle Berry) finally living up to the badass character of the comics, becoming a strong, defiant leader for the team. I’ve always felt Berry was a little soft for the role — what a shame that Angela Bassett, my personal choice from day one, turned it down — but she seems tougher here than before, and we finally get a chance to really see what she can do with her powers. Janssen, too, gets an opportunity to step up to the plate. I never entirely bought her as Jean the nurturing teacher/doctor; in contrast to Berry, she simply didn’t seem soft enough. But here, with her new, almost godlike powers, she reveals the ferocity that was hiding under that placid demeanor all along. True, she spends half the movie in a near-catatonic state but, when she lets loose, you really believe that she could melt the flesh off your bones.

One of the filmmakers’ most apt casting choices — I can’t decide if it’s simply too obvious or so obvious yet unexpected that it’s brilliant — was selecting Kelsey Grammer (“Frasier”) to play the furry-yet-erudite Beast, who here has worked his way up to the cabinet-level post Secretary of Mutant Affairs. Dealing with Beast’s dialogue is, of course, perfectly natural for Grammer, but what’s surprising is how well he fulfills the role’s physical demands, managing to convey both the character’s intelligence and his fearsome strength. And, on the subject of furry, feral mutants, the comics’ most overrated character, Wolverine (Hugh Jackman), continues to play a prominent role, though the movie is packed with so much business that for the first time he almost begins to blend into the ensemble.

The interwoven plotlines leave some nagging loose ends — an important character dies offscreen in a way that is never satisfactorily explained — but there’s hardly time to nitpick. Ratner keeps the movie going at a rat-a-tat pace, squeezing the franchise’s most complex plot into just an hour and 44 minutes, half an hour less than X2 and the same length as the first film, which had the fewest twists. (And do stay for the full length, past the closing credits. Trust me.) Ratner thrusts you from one scene into the next, in medias res, with little time to get your bearings. It’s a jarring experience, and in other circumstances it could be inappropriate and annoying, but here it serves as an analogue to the experience of reading a comic book, where you can move across entire galaxies between two panels of illustration.

Like any decent science fiction story, The Last Stand draws parallels between events in its fictional universe and real-world issues: In the first film being a mutant was compared to being a Jew in Nazi Germany or a black person in racist America; parallels to homosexuality were drawn in the second; this time we get some more of those plus the rest of the culture-war panoply, with echoes of AIDS, genetic engineering, the abortion debate, and ideological terrorism. But, for all the movie gives us about the X-Men’s superhuman powers and their subhuman treatment at the hands of bigots, it is their essential humanity that is both their strength and their weakness: It binds them together and impels them to do good, but it also makes them vulnerable to manipulation. Kinberg and Penn’s screenplay continues the established themes, exploring the catch-22 of being backed into a corner by society and goaded into acting out in self-defense, seeming to confirm all their worst suspicions, but it reaches for greater moral complexity by beginning to examine the consequences of having power over others in a way that the franchise hasn’t before. It doesn’t fully follow through on some of the issues it raises, but it allows for unexpected, thought-provoking ambiguities in characters we thought we had pegged.

For current and former fanboys, The Last Stand should be a welcome addition to the franchise. While it takes as many liberties with its sources as the previous films did, it also incorporates many popular characters and plot elements from the comics. More importantly, it has the same sense of wonder. In its tone and the balance of its elements, it’s closer to the spirit of the comics than either of its predecessors, which, as much as I enjoyed them, were a bit of a letdown. In my own fanboy days, from the mid-’80s through the early ’90s, my favorite aspects of the comics were the complicated, quasi-familial relationships between the characters and the resourceful teamwork that so often allowed them to conquer enemies who had them outnumbered and outgunned. Bryan Singer, the director of the first two films, and his teams of screenwriters more or less got the relationships right, but the battle scenes — which, ideally, would be another vehicle for understanding the relationships; the X-Men are essentially a combat unit, after all — always left me disappointed.

What kept me coming back to the X-Men comics until adolescence turned my thoughts elsewhere was a connection to the characters and a feeling that there was really something at stake in their battles. Grim story arcs like the Mutant Massacre, the Fall of the Mutants, and Inferno genuinely felt to my 10- or 12-year-old psyche as if beloved friends were fighting to the death. While characters that died sometimes came back (these are comic books, after all), often they didn’t, and the characters’ losses and the conflicts between them had genuine human consequences. The battles in the first two films never generated that sort of suspense for me. Their scale wasn’t grand enough; too often they depended on a series of smaller one-on-one confrontations rather than a dramatic melee.

In Singer’s defense, he hardly had the budget for a really big mutant brawl; Fox only gave him $75 million for the first film and a bump to $110 million for the second — enormous sums by any reasonable standard, but pittances for effects-laden action movies. The studio hasn’t released Ratner’s budget for The Last Stand, but estimates run anywhere from $165 million to north of $200 million. That’s a hell of a lot of money, though it doesn’t seem so excessive when you consider that Warner Bros. gave Wolfgang Peterson $160 mil to make the pointless Poseidon. The increased budget allows Ratner to do a lot of things Singer could only dream about: This time, when Magneto wants to relocate the Golden Gate Bridge for his personal convenience, he can do it.

For some, Ratner’s involvement will inevitably be a sticking point. Between his apparently sordid personal life and the strenuous mediocrity of much of his cinematic output, Ratner has alienated a lot of people, but The Last Stand should give them pause. Critics deride Ratner for being derivative and creatively bankrupt — and with good reason: the closest he comes to a distinctive directorial style is a bland, impersonal professionalism — but a journeyman director like him can be an ideal choice to pick up the reins of an established franchise. (Ratner came into the project nine weeks before shooting began, after Singer left the project for Superman Returns and his initial replacement, Layer Cake director Matthew Vaughn, withdrew for “personal reasons.”) No one ever has to worry about Ratner imposing his own sensibility on a project: He simply doesn’t have one. Lacking a vision of his own, he retains Singer’s stylistic imprint while upping the stakes and concocting set pieces that are stunningly tense and dramatic.

Artists work to please themselves; they tend to believe that their way is the right way, regardless of what anyone else believes. Entertainers, conversely, work to please the audience, and they may be willing to go to any lengths to win its approval. Ratner will likely never be more than an entertainer, and maybe not even a top-flight one, but, when you’re adapting a superhero story, it’s probably not a good idea to have a director who’s out to make art. The Spider-Man franchise has succeeded in part because Sam Raimi has a genuine appreciation for schlock. He doesn’t condescend to the material; if anything, it’s more sophisticated than what he’s used to working with. Ang Lee, a brilliant director in the right circumstances, tried a too-highfalutin approach to Hulk and got all gummed up in dreary portentousness. Bryan Singer is no Ang Lee, but he always seemed a little bit embarrassed by the inherent hokiness of some elements of the X-Men, whereas Ratner, with his characteristic shamelessness, enthusiastically embraces every outre detail.

While comic books have in many ways grown up over the years, offering more complex themes for a broader, more mature audience, the superhero genre remains largely an arena of adolescent wish-fulfillment and angst. Ratner is enough of an adolescent himself — and I actually mean this in a positive way — that he doesn’t try to distance himself from the material or make it any more or less than it is. He doesn’t look down his nose at the soap-opera plot twists or worry that the characters’ abilities are too far-fetched. Following two films of earthbound heroes, he all but fills the skies with levitating mutants and, for that alone, millions of geeks will thank him.

Jeremy C. Fox is a founding critic of Pajiba and a member of the Online Film Critics Society.You may email him at jeremycfox[at]gmail.com.

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A spanking-new Pajiba T-shirt goes to the first reader to correctly name the source of this review's title.

Posted by: Jeremy C. Fox at May 27, 2006 1:33 AM

During the "Mutant Massacre" storyline in the X-Men titles, the cover to Uncanny X-Men # 210 showed the X-Men looking tough and the caption said, "C'mon, mess with us - Make our day."

Author's note: Four minutes?! It only took four minutes for someone to recognize an obscure, 20-year-old reference and even provide the issue number? Binnie, I bow down before your superior geekiness. (I must confess that #210 is my personal favorite issue of all time. When I sold off most of my collection a few years back -- for a depressingly low sum, but I needed the closet space more than the comics or the money -- it was one of the few I held on to.)

Posted by: Binnie at May 27, 2006 1:37 AM

Great review, although I'm inclined to respectfully disagree. I loved the first two films, but this one suffered terribly from hokey dialouge. The loss of Singer in the scriptwriting department seemed to hurt the film much more than his departure as director.

"Way to go, furball!"

Ugh.

Posted by: Anna at May 27, 2006 1:39 AM

I read alot of reviews bashing X-3, and did not really know what to expect going in. I was more then pleasantly surprised to be geeking out during the whole run of the movie. It was an entertaining, exciting, and really fun film.

Posted by: Ugly Ken at May 27, 2006 1:41 AM

Uncanny X-Men #210...Donate the T-shirt to a worthy charity (e.g. Movie Reviewers Anonymous).

Posted by: Anonymous at May 27, 2006 1:51 AM

I enjoyed it a lot, but I think an extra half hour (like x2) would've fleshed the movie out a bit more and make some scenes seem less herky jerky. Plus, the dialogue was mostly pretty bad, about as bad as the first one, and much worse than X2 (don't really recall any dialogue in X2 that made me cringe). For me, X2 had a better opening sequence, better dialogue, and better 1v1 matches. X3 has better group fights, more special effects, simpler yet more dramatic storyline (more big things occur like curings, deaths, etc). Overall, not as bad as I feared, but could have been much better if some critical factors addressed (dialogue, pace of scenes, editing).

Posted by: John at May 27, 2006 3:19 AM

Damn, I knew the reference but was too late.

Great review...I so need to see this.

Posted by: aliastriona at May 27, 2006 3:19 AM

I... am still speechless over the movie. Not in a good way. The fact that many of the main mutants disappeared with little reason (Cyclops, Xavier, Rogue) and those who remained fell into a mostly indistinguishable ensemble was enough to kill the movie for me.
I wholeheartedly disagree that this movie did a better job than the first two in establishing "unexpected, thought-provoking ambiguities." If anything, I felt like every character was a cardboard cut out of what they should have been.
Whatever. I'm ranting now. Ratner took too much own and did nothing justice.

Posted by: Mandy at May 27, 2006 3:35 AM

I just still can't believe that ben foster (angel) is actually mars from hostage.

Posted by: LJ at May 27, 2006 6:08 AM

I really liked X3, actually. I do agree with John that it could've used another half hour for char. development, etc.
I was afraid X3 would turn into the "I love Jean Grey" show like X2, co-starring Wolverine and Cyclops as the p**** whipped boyfriend. That love triangle got old. Luckily, it didn't happen this time, at least not so much. The Phoenix was too much of a psycho bitch to actually like. LOL.

Jeremy, Angela Bassett definitely would've owned the shit out of the Storm role. I too, was pissed that she declined. But Halle did a good job, now that she finally got some lines.
And finally, I would have liked to see Beast and Angel get more screen time. If X4 is in the cards, hopefully they'll get more attention.

And was it just me, or was Kitty Pryde virtually useless? She looked like a child next to the XMen, even Iceman. Ew.

Griping aside, I really did like the film. It was incredibly sad, and downright scary in some scenes. Even with the additional scene after the credits, it's a good way to end the trilogy.

Posted by: Brie at May 27, 2006 6:45 AM

As far as "hokey dialogue", does anybody read comics? "Way to go, furball!" is perfect comicspeak. And now thanks to Pajiba, I am totally justified in going to see this movie. God Bless you and I can't wait for the Fastball Special!!

Posted by: ScarletKnight at May 27, 2006 9:15 AM

Boring, boring, boring, unimaginative, trite, overloaded with characters, underserved by the script, hack-fest filmaking at it's worst. After the first two in the series, with #2 vying for one of the best sequels of any set of films, Ratner does nothing special with an inflated budget and an apocalyptic plot. Lazy filmaking, with a couple of relatively unexpected deaths, but even their impact is blunted with the final coda (surely the lamest way to make an audience stay til the end, the post-credits scene). Even the final Magneto scene was so choppily edited that you never know what happens. Fox should have held on for Singer to come back from Superman Returns and had him finish out the trilogy as originally envisioned.

Posted by: Martin at May 27, 2006 10:03 AM

Hmm... I have read a lot of reviews since Thursday, opening day for X3 around here. Most of them succeeded in ruining the film for me before even seeing a trailer (nope, haven't seen any of them). John's gives me hope, though. I'll cling on to that till next week when I'll get to see it.

Posted by: Gersemi at May 27, 2006 10:36 AM

ooooh, shame on me! I mean Jeremy, of course. *slinks away in shame*

Posted by: Gersemi at May 27, 2006 10:46 AM

This is one of the top five worst movies I have ever seen. I've never disagreed with a Pajiba review more.

Posted by: becca at May 27, 2006 11:47 AM

I was geeking out like crazy in this movie, and not because I enjoyed it, the complete slaughter of one of marvel comics best stories was to much to handle. this is what i don't understand, every comic book related movie to come out has a script that at its best is no where near as good as the comic stories it takes from. This really confuses me when comics are pretty much story boards. the phoenix stories are plentiful and making a movie with that amount of information would not be possible, i understand this, but all they took from the phoenix stories was the basic idea that jean grey became powerful. thats it, they took nothing else, everything else in the movie was inaccurate to the comics. Such a great story that should of been its own movie if done correctly. I'm sick and tired of this idea of trying to stuff as many comic book stories into one movie for more action and excitement, just pick one story line and stick to it, we read comics because they are filled with action and excitement. so finally one last rant before I go. Dear Professor X, did you see Juggernaut over there cause he's your half brother, but in this movie hes just a waste of space. Storm, african princess; Halle Berry, not so much she was better as cat women. Not sure how to fit Rouge into the movie, thats fine just have her go away. Pyro next to magneto? basically if your a comic with any amount of history then there is little chance a good movie will be made. is it that hard to follow comics, remember sin city that was good.

Posted by: Jack at May 27, 2006 12:19 PM

This movie was horrible. I undersand that the X-men universe is twisted and deep with a lot of weird storylines, but this just.. no. The entire theater that I was in screamed at the credits and about half of them demanded their money back at a midnight showing that I was in.

Posted by: Callista at May 27, 2006 12:29 PM

I wanted it to last longer. It seemed like there was a lot more they could have done with the new characters and storylines. I missed Rogue.

Posted by: marissa at May 27, 2006 12:46 PM

Hi! Can someone tell me what happened at the end of the credits for X-men? I caught the movie but din stay for the clip which I have no idea about! BOO HOO!!!

Posted by: Christine at May 27, 2006 1:21 PM

I'm not planning on seeing this movie, since the whole superhero thing was never my scene, but my boyfriend, who is the biggest comic book geek I've ever met, saw it last night and hated it. He said that it "raped his childhood". Apparently things that happen in this movie never happened in the comic books...?

Posted by: Katie at May 27, 2006 1:36 PM

As someone who loves all these characters dearly, I found it incredibly depressing- all the character deaths and endings (three of our friends who didnt die, but are essentially out of the picture now) were just too much to take in one movie. Why? And where was Nightcrawler? Did I miss something, or was he killed off in the second movie?
However, I did love all the cheesey dialogue and teamwork action (THE SENTINELS! SO COOL!) because it reminded me so much of the comics. "Way to go furball" admittedly got ridiculed in my theatre, but what else do you expect the Wolverine to say?

Lastly, I am so disgusted with the Rogue arc that I don't know if I can say I'm glad this was made.

Who's up for the Wolverine movie? :)

Posted by: Gebbs at May 27, 2006 1:57 PM

My brother is an avid fan (I'm more of a Spiderman freak) and as far as I know, he was the only one excited about Bret directing this movie,I think it's because they attended the same high school. He will be pleased to see this review although I think he's seen the movie about 10 times already.

Posted by: Candy at May 27, 2006 3:59 PM

I'm looking forward to seeing this one. I don't have a history of reading X-men. I did see the cartoon occasionally when it was around. Being an intermittent viewer of that, this movie sounds about as well written and easy to follow. If you weren't a fan, it was a mess, but a pleasant mess.
I have one question. Has anyone tried to view it as a movie, not a tribute to your favorite comic? I have the sneaking suspiscion that you will find that it is an ambitious movie and did a pretty decent job. Few if any Hollywood movies try to introduce six plus characters per film and keep it going over three or more films. If you look at X-men from the vantage point of a movie, not a comic, it is impressive.

Posted by: mike at May 27, 2006 4:08 PM

I think the big decisions that they made definitely don't go with the comics, but I think they all made sense in continuing what has been set up by the first 2 X-men movies. They can't do the phoenix saga like in the comics because they've centered the movie-verse on Wolverine and so far Cyclops has been portrayed as the unlikable goody-two shoes rival of the main protagonist (Wolvie). In movie terms, there's no way Cyclops would suddenly become the main center of the movie with Jean (considering Hugh Jackman is the supposed star of the movie). Other characters that are deranked in importance are also understandable. For instance, they've already explored Rogue's powers in the first X-Men and it's really lost it's cool-factor. The only thing that would make her interesting again is if they had her do the Ms Marvel power absorption, but that would take a lot of explaining and is not likely when they have so many things to cover and can just "replace" her with a mutant like Shadowcat, and have fresh powers at there disposal. In a way I think they did a lot of cleanup in this movie to prepare for a future new X-men movie. It seem that they removed a lot of characters that they don't want to continue on with, so that when they make more movies, they will start with only a select few that they want to bring back and a lot of new blood. This makes sense considering many of the actors probably don't want to come back (or would have to be paid too much for more sequels), so why not take say (probably) Wolverine, Iceman, & Storm and then surround them with new (& cheaper) mutants. So overall, I think the decisions they made were shocking and somewhat ridiculous in terms of the comics, but in terms of a movie franchise, they are very understandable.

Posted by: John at May 27, 2006 4:35 PM

random... I knew about the wolverine spin off, did anyone else know about the Magneto/ Prof X spin off? I just learned about it on IMDB.

Posted by: mike at May 27, 2006 6:56 PM

I understand the point john makes, and really i could careless if rogue is in the movies or not. But she was in this one and they made a horrible attempt to make her still somewhat of an important character. also there are tons of x-men, really tons, you do not need to kill off some to bring in new thats a stupid and lazy idea. i'm not looking for anything other then a summer blockbuster but this movie really felt like an x-men exploit.

Posted by: Jack at May 27, 2006 7:10 PM

My favourite bit was when Shadowcat called Juggernaut 'dickhead'

Posted by: Tina at May 27, 2006 7:17 PM

As a big Hugh Jackman and X-Men fan I gotta admit I didn't like the movie the first time I saw it either, but after the events of the movie settled and I saw it a second time I'm acutally glad they did it though I agree it could have used 30min more to wrap up the stories or tell them better.

It ain't my favorite movie from the franchise, but it could have been a lot worse considering how many different stories they tried to tell in 104min (+10 seconds after the credits, which you wouldn't wanna miss).

I also agree with Jean being portraid pretty bad, nowhere near the powerfull phoenix force she is in the comics, which 'specially shows in the big fight during the end, where she's only standing around when she could have ended it all in an instant. Also missed the White Queen which I really expected to show up to help Cyclops battle the Dark Phoenix, but unfortunatly Cyc was pretty much a no show, too bad they didn't go for that storyline. They wouldn't even have needed to change Cyc's character, he could have still been the golden boy, let Emma do the dirty work and Wolvie side with the Phoenix...well, if wishes were horses...

Rogue/Marie: boy I'm only glad this 'cure' ain't working (as shown with Magneto! and don't you dare tell me no different), 'cause otherwise I'd be pretty dissappointed that they destroid her like that since I already missed her big time in this movie and - sorry folks - Kitty was such a weak replacement.

Storm's ominipresence: I've read everywhere that Halle requested her character to become a bigger part in the movie, too bad she didn't request it to be a better part, 'cause more screen time didn't really help her IMHO.

ALL the other mutants: way too many and way to little background on them and also the wrong characters, I'd at least expected Gambit to show up in the 3rd part, but they went for Angel with no real story 'cept not being accepted by his daddy as a mutant (familiar? Bobby Drake/Iceman!)

Enough with the critic though, they tried their best and it will be for many movie goers an entertaining movie since it got all ingredients for a blockbuster, hard-core X-Men fans though may be a little dissapointed (the first time around?) but should be glad it at least made mediocrecy!

Spoiler ahead:
Oh yeah, for those who got kicked out of the cinema before the end credits finished or simply rushed out, here's what happened in those last 10 seconds: Chuck 's transformed his mind into the body of the coma patient, whoms tape he showed during his class at the mansion, so he's still 'round (hopefully for a 4th movie with Bryan Singer and the writters from X2 to really wrap up the franchise)

Posted by: mk at May 27, 2006 7:36 PM

I liked the movie, but so much dissapointed me (um, Rogue? Where are you??). I really wished it had been even fifteen minutes longer. I hated that the Leech storyline went nowhere. Kitty gets him out and...? And I thought Angel's storyline should have been explored more. They thought he was important enough to open the movie with but then basically dropped him other than two cameos. That was a letdown. Yeah the dialogue was cheesy, but comic-appropriate so no complaints there. It just felt too short, and I totally missed Rogue's presence. Here's hoping for X4, with GAMBIT, please!!! and a return of Rogue since clearly the "cure" isn't permanent.

Posted by: Jen at May 27, 2006 10:58 PM

I agree with Jen. One would think that following up a flashback on Jean with one on Warren would warrant more than four lines of dialogue in the movie afterwards.

A lot of the dialogue was clunky as hell (enough that I actually winced), but I still loved it, and had a great time. The Stan Lee cameo was great, and having Anthony Heald back to play the psychiatrist-type, basically the same character he played for the Silence of the Lamb movies made me giggle.

Posted by: Mara at May 27, 2006 11:12 PM

If anyone does still read comics, then I have to recommend "Astonishing X-Men: Gifted", the first arc of Joss Whedon's run on the book (that is, if you haven't read it already). This was the inspiration for the "cure" aspect of the movie, and the characters actually talk like real people. Good stuff.
As for the movie, I caught it this afternoon. Definitely not my favorite movie ever, but good enough to kill time when I should be writing my thesis. As if it hadn't been said enough, an extra half hour would have been nice; herky-jerky was a good description of some scenes. But it was enjoyable (and I really hope they come around and do a fourth one, as someone already mentioned, to really wrap stuff up; judging by the very end of the flick, it already looks that way). Anyway, my two cents, I'm no movie reviewer.

Posted by: Cody at May 27, 2006 11:14 PM

I cannot believe some of the bad press this movie has gotten. I went to see it last night with a group of friends and we all thought it was GREAT. It is now my favorite of the three XMen movies.

BTW, if you go to see this, please stay for after the credits!

Posted by: Brianne at May 27, 2006 11:20 PM

Yeah, Jen, good point on Leech. So, what, now that he's at the mansion does he still repress the powers of everyone around him? I had already forgotten about that.

Posted by: Cody at May 27, 2006 11:21 PM

Not the most gripping movie dialogue-wise, but was definately enjoyable. I have to say I love seeing Kelsey Grammer in blue. Doesn't he say, "Oh, my stars and garters," on "Fraiser"? Anyway, it definately was a nice addition to this X-Men movie.

Posted by: bebemiqui at May 28, 2006 12:47 AM

Umm, when someone mentioned the end credits in an earlier post, did you Charles? Because I didn't stay for the end and I really want to know now.

Posted by: Lunar at May 28, 2006 1:21 AM

I was surprised to like the movie, but I do agree that the Angel storyline went nowhere, as did Rogue (did she EVER show her powers anywhere in the movie?), as did well, other characters' destinies which I will not reveal for the sake of people who haven't seen the movie. My main complaint all along is that Storm should have been played by Iman instead of Halle Berry. Iman is tall, regal looking, and can be ferocious; whereas Halle is, well, the girl next door. I'm looking forward for the fourth one.

Posted by: Sofia Velez at May 28, 2006 1:26 AM

This movie sucked.

That is all.

Posted by: Shadowen at May 28, 2006 2:08 AM

Brie, if you think Scott/Jean/Wolvie is old love triangle, try having that go through every story arc EVER in X-Men. If Emma Frost shows up in any movies in the future, I will be pissed. (Hate her character.)

I was apprehensive about seeing this movie, but this review is making me sway.

Posted by: duckandcover at May 28, 2006 5:00 AM

Wow. First pajiba review I disagree with and I can't believe it's for this movie. I was so bored. There were so many storylines that went nowhere. Angel/Rogue/Mystique. I can't believe Rogue lost her powers without really showing what she can do. Colossus was a disappointment.

I'm so sad. The first 2 X-men movies are my favorite superhero movies of all time and the last one just killed it.

Bryan singer made X2 end with storylines that could make the best superhero movie ever and I'm so underwhelmed.

I'll give props to the special effects though. They were really cool, especially the scenes in Jean's House, Golden Gate Bridge, and Alcatraz.

Posted by: Ryan at May 28, 2006 6:03 AM

I thought the movie was alright, obviously not a classic, but good entertainment, and a decent waste of a couple of hours. What I want to know is how come Storm gets barely any decent screen time? Throw in a romance, or some decent lines, or something!

Posted by: Emma at May 28, 2006 7:37 AM

I thought it was great. It was so much fun to watch, and I agree that embracing the cheesiness made it a lot more enjoyable (I didn't get the sense that anyone was embarrassed by what they were saying, which made it impossible for me to genuinely think stupid).

I HATED the Rogue arc, though. If you're going to spend all that time on her in the first movie making me like her, then you can't have her wimping out at the end of the third. I mean really.

Aside from that, I think all the character killing was probably unnecessary (Jean Grey's abilities were TOO cheap!) but it really didn't detract from a a really fun movie with memorable characters. I wish I could get my hands on the comics now.

Posted by: Erin at May 28, 2006 7:41 AM

Oh, the Stan Lee cameo reminds me. According to IMDB, the guy whose lawnmower gets pulled out of his hands in that scene is supposedly Chris Claremont.

Posted by: Ken at May 28, 2006 8:29 AM

I loved it, thought it was great fun and totaly entertaining, and the audience was clapping when it was done because everyone enjoyed it so much, not me because I think clapping at a movie is cheesy, but I loved the movie, it was great.

The Rogue part did suck I really liked her character in the first movie, and I missed nightcrawler, one of my favs! But overall excellent!

Posted by: tsssppp at May 28, 2006 12:27 PM

I thought the movie was a little strange and felt stilted. I laughed my ass off, though, with the inclusion of the line "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" Way to go for including that internet culture reference.

Posted by: Sharon at May 28, 2006 1:09 PM

They didn't show the enclip at my theatre. I stayed through half an hour of credits and ...nothing. Ah well, thanks for the spoiler.

I never read the comic so I feel like someone who went to see LOTR, not having read the books. And on the whole I kind of feel like Joey eating Rachel's awful Trifle on Friends. "Meat? Good. Potaotes? Good! Jam? Good!"

The thing one has to remeber that movies ARE different than comix. Reading a comic, one can pause on one frame and let the mind wander. Film you can't. There are also different concerns. Films are a public spectacle, comix, private. And the "audience" must be considered. Those bastards. So things get diluted, and convoluted.

It was a mess, but a fun ride. That's all the "public" cares about.

Final thought (maybe blasphemous...) If Rogue wants to "touch someone" in that special way, why not just wait a few years and hang out with this Leech fella? Seems a perfect compromise. And the age difference couldn't be worse than with Anakin/Amidala...

Posted by: Odnon at May 28, 2006 2:17 PM

This movie sounds like the reason why I stopped reading the X-Men comics. Too many charcters and spin offs made my head hurt after awhile. I'll wait, it's already in my queue.

Posted by: Candy at May 28, 2006 3:03 PM

I'm amazed that anyone enjoyed this movie. I found it insanely terrible. There's no emotional investment on any character. Xavier is suddenly villified, Wolverine is an iceberg, and Magneto, rather than be outraged and grief-stricken at Mystique's fate, simply shrugs her off.

The movie almost plays like anti-mutant propaganda. Trask, who in the comics played the fascist leader of the anti-mutant extremist group "Friends of Humanity" now is a sympathetic character. The only bad guys here are mutants, and villains who used to be righteous and a little sympathetic now become near sociopaths.

Everything the first two movies worked to establish was completely lost.

Posted by: Jesse at May 28, 2006 3:20 PM

Or she could just wait and date Gambit like she's SUPPOSED to. I dunno. I never cared about the Rogue in the movies. She kinda sucked (at least some of that was probably Anna Paquin, whose acting I've never liked), and obviously the Rogue from the comics/cartoons was way cooler. I mean, that Rogue was a tough lady. She'd never puss out and go for some "cure." No, my main issue with this otherwise-okay movie, was that Angel didn't get nearly enough screen time. I think he would have been a really interesting character to develop in this movie, partly because of who his father is, and that scene you see of him as a little boy. He seemed so tormented, his story seemed so interesting. And then? Nothing. What a letdown. I think telling his story would have helped me like the movie a lot more. It wasn't a bad movie, it was just a little disappointing. Beast was awesome, though. Without him, I'd probably have hated the movie. But, Beast is my favorite character, so that's why.

Posted by: Jennifer at May 28, 2006 3:24 PM

Thank god they finally ripped this out of Singer's unimaginative hands. Unfortunately, he's gone from screwing up the Uncanny X-Men to bastardizing Superman, so I'll probably just wait for that to come out on video. Ratner did a hell of a job on this show. It almost felt like it was a movie based off of a comic book. My only wish is that it was a bit longer, which speaks volumes about the movie. Normally I pray for them to end sooner.

Posted by: Molavian at May 28, 2006 6:48 PM

Guys, I know you're trying to be sweet little ranters and all, which is perfectly fine, you don't have to agree with everything the guys at Pajiba say. (That is, if you want to go to Hell, bwuahahaha.) But really, would you mind not, you know, TELLING ME ROGUE LOST HER POWERS before I even see the film, etc. for any other spoilers revealed? If you're going to add some of that in, that's perfectly fine, just let people know your post is aimed towards those that have already seen the film and add a warning like MK did.

Thanks very much.

P.S. Binnie, you lucky comic book reader. Dang you! Make sure you ask for it with Dustin's lipstick imprint on it for me, ok??

Posted by: Gina at May 28, 2006 7:22 PM

Re: The hokey-dialogue. They actually used lines you can find in the comic books. Wolverine's nickname for Beast was "Furball". The movie captured the essence of the comic. With just three movies in the books, they managed to complete some characters story arcs -- see, Mystique and Rogue (since the cat is already out of the bag)-- while introducing fresh characters. I agree the movie could have used a few more minutes, but this also shows the movie did not drag on. It left me wanting more in a good way. As for the criticism of mutants being vilified and having mutants fighting other mutants, instead of against non-mutants, I found this approach poignant. Look only to the current political climate - or to history -- where there is so much infighting going on that the greater problem/enemy is not adequately addressed (Hurricane Katrina/immigration/terrorism, etc.). Finalyy, to follow through with the Angel storylien would have simply been a retread of a similar storyline from X2. Chris Claremont = writer + co-plotter.

Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2006 9:37 PM

this movie finally had all the 'sploding and flying and punching that i wanted to see the x-men do on the big screen. i thought it was a sweet little finale. i do wish there had been one, just one phoenix manifestation. not in the comics way (since it wouldn't jive w/ the plot), but maybe just a visual homage somehow.

Posted by: afina at May 28, 2006 10:22 PM

Thanks for the Great review.
I went in with very low expectations completely knowing that Bret Ratner has made the 2 Rush Hour movies and dated Serena Williams.
I love Brian Singer's take on the X Men expecially X2.
Having said that, I actually enjoyed this movie more than X1, but not as much as X2.
I think Halle was better in this movie than in the last 2 movies for sure.
Jean/Phoenix needed to be more developed, we needed to see more of Jean Grey and not just have her go directly to evil, her scenes w/ Scott and Logan were great, she needed more scenes w/ the X-Men. And by the way, why did Storm turn against her so fast, weren't they friends for years, and it wasn't her fault that Xavier blocked her powers and made her Schizo.
Still with little to do Famke Janssen was a total badass in the role, and so was Ian McKellan.
Overall, I enjoyed the movie, but please no X4.

Posted by: Melly at May 28, 2006 10:29 PM

What?? You guys didn't hate it? The terrible dialogue and complete destruction of any relationships established in the previous movies didn't bother you at all? Mindlessly antagonistic lines from Xavier, of all people?? "I don't have to explain myself. Least of all to you." Magneto's sudden carelessness with mutant life was just a little out of character, no?
Just the recurrence of "Who do you think I am?" (4 times by my count) made me want to leave in disgust, never mind Logan's apparent disregard for Jean's death PURELY so they can put in the hilarious "I don't heal as fast as you.". Groan.
Have to disagree on the fight scenes too - they were all very silly. Whee, explosions! Flaming cars, oh no! Let's all hide now, this is too much for our teeny tiny brains. Uh-oh, plastic weapons! I'm stumped! Fire vs Ice...hmm, should we write in something clever to get around the fact the the two powers technically cancel each other out? Of course not, Bobby is just stronger. Somehow. Ugh. EVERY fight scene was like that, nothing clever or cute at all, just big. Bigger is not better. Boo. All round. Ratner killed off the franchise, and the fact that he did so by 'bravely' actually allowing characters we sort of cared about to die was ruined by the post-credit 'revelation'. Oh, and ending the series by randomly including the multiplying guy as a plot device and leaving out Gambit again was just mean.

Posted by: no no no at May 29, 2006 6:26 AM

For starters, I thought the movie was GREAT! Though, many important characters eg. nightcrawler, cyclops, were mysteriously rid off. An additonal half an hour would be much better. I love the action packed scenes, and Storm was way cool! See it as a movie itself, don't compare it with the comic.

Posted by: Elaine at May 29, 2006 6:57 AM

Can someone tell me about the enclip? The theater cut off the last part.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 29, 2006 6:59 AM

If anyone here has picked up the Ultimate X-Men comic series, I think that would explain some of the odd movie choices for you. Writing Xavier as being mysteriously darker than was beleived, the mass murder Wolverine commits in the woods, Phoenix as a split personality, Magneto as a weird petty terrorist, and Shadowcat as a slut waiting to hit puberty all seemed like they were right out of the Ultimate line of comics. I would also point out that in no X-Men continuity was YOUNG Rogue strong or even very moral, she still has to deal with some issues of her real mother and killing Carol Danvers befor she is the girl from the cartoons. Rogue is always written as being kind of dumb and a little bit evil. Also, I am pretty sure Scott is on the moon, and the real Jean is in a coma at the bottom of Alkali Lake, Madelyn Pryor is the Jean clone who gets killed and revived as Goblin Queen. I think most of this was just a prelude to possible further stories. Just a fan-boy giving his 2cents.

Posted by: ultimatejason at May 29, 2006 12:16 PM

Also, if the omega tatoos are the morlocks, which I couldnt decide, was that big dude who breaks bones out of his hands and throws them meant to be some kind of low rent Marrow? Because fuck that. The whole Storm and Calisto fight echoed some Morlocks storylines where Storm is challenged as a hoity-toity bitch by the Morlocks, and there was obvious tension between those charcters (Calisto and Storm) that was never explained in the movie. Same as the breif intereset Storm showed in Angel, which is an Ultimate storyline, but was not explianed. I hope the DVD has some extras that flesh out the wierd unexplained tensions the movie decided to shoot but did not acknowledge.

Posted by: Ultimate Jason at May 29, 2006 12:20 PM

Has anyone else noticed that the random accent Halle Berry tried to use as Storm in the first movie seems to have disappeared?

Did she just forget or did she actually realize how ridiculous she sounded.

Posted by: Wanda at May 29, 2006 12:35 PM

I loved this film. Not as good as X2, but better than X1. Some people have nailed in their comments - the movie found the perfect balance between "comic" dialogue and movie talk, and It was endlessly entertaining and lots of fun. My big complain: I wish It had been 20 minute slonger. But I also wish that were always my main problem with any movie...

Posted by: achoi at May 29, 2006 12:37 PM

Spoilers ahead:
As far as an action movie goes, it was okay. But there were too many lose ends not tied up... Nightcrawler's gone? Did Pyro get dustified when Jean Grey was letting her powers loose? Are the cured mutants going to get their powers back in a couple months? No spark between Colossus and Shadowcat? Why didn't anyone hold a funeral for Scott before Xavier? Of course, maybe I was expecting too much, but a lot of people were expecting a lot out of this movie. Too bad there was no drawling Gambit or Emma Frost (such a bitch, could have been played perfectly by everyone's favourite cylon Tricia Helfer) or Nightcrawler, and no Rogue or Angel joining in the fighting scenes. Ho hum.

And sheesh, why did they make Arclight look like Stacey X?

Posted by: naive_charm at May 29, 2006 1:34 PM

I saw this movie a few nights ago and have to say, as a simple movie watcher, that this was not a good movie. The characters spontaneously die, and no one cares because they weren't developed anyway. The dialogue is horrible. And I'm aware of "comicspeak" but for god's sake the president says something like "Good God" more than once. It was overall flat, like an ironing board is flat. I have once again given my money to talentless fucktards. Damn me.

Posted by: terrycloth at May 29, 2006 8:44 PM

Am I the only one who thought that the president was wearing some ill fitting dentures or something? When he spoke it was as if his teeth kept trying to pop right out of his head. Hence the lisp and ridiculous overenunciation. Just a random observation.

Posted by: aratweth at May 29, 2006 8:50 PM

Here's an interesting way to view this debate. Lots of people hate this movie, and lots of people love it. Personally, I loved it. I have always loved the X-Men in all their forms.

To the people who complain about character development, get over it. These characters have been developed for decades. I don't need a long history of Juggernaut or Kitty, because I already know all about them (btw, props to the girl who played Kitty, excellent job, exactly how she was in the comics). This is not your typical movie.

If you want character development over multiple hours, go watch brokeback mountain. If you want awesome mutant powers with characters you already know and love, as well as a few new mutants and compelling showdowns, go see X3.

I liked that they included lots of mutants. Some complained about storylines getting broken off, but thats the way it is. It's MUCH more accurate and MUCH more true to the comics to have lots of story lines going on, some of which are left dangling, when you are dealing with a world this complicated. Again, if you want three fully developed characters, brokeback mountain is for you. If you want many more characters, albiet with some left dangling, and no butt sex, X3 is for you. I say ix nay on the utt sex bay.

but thats just me. It was definitely worth the 7.50 ... I hope X4 is soon

Posted by: Jeremiah at May 30, 2006 12:13 AM

When the last scene after the ending credits finished, my boyfriend turned to me and said,
"Wow, did you like it?"

I burst into tears---Brett Ratner, you ruined the X-Men for me. Your movie is going to be the Godfather 3 to me----it doesn't exist. Go back to banging Lindsay Lohan, because apparently that's all you're good for at this point.

I had high expectations for this movie---and who wouldn't? Jean Grey's death, the increasing rifts between the Brotherhood and the Xmen, the love triangle, and everything else in the first two movies had us all believing that this movie was going to expand upon those plotlines----not hastily cut-and-paste them together. Rogue, Cyclops, Mystique, and some of the introduced characters (Angel, you had, like, two lines) needed some justified storylines, and they weren't given that.

I hate you, Brett Ratner. You stomped all over my childhood memories.

Posted by: joann at May 30, 2006 12:15 AM

I think this might be the first time I've ever disagreed with a Pajiba review. I thought this movie was horribly disappointing. It was shallow and empty, and I had no vested interest in any of the characters.

In comparison, I watched X-2 on TV yesterday and fell in love with it again.

Posted by: Eric at May 30, 2006 9:08 AM

Angela Bassett didn't decline the role of Storm, she said she was never asked. The producers used here name (along with Patrick Stewart as Prof. X and Russell Crowe as Wolverine) to get the thing made. Bassett said she had no problem with this since she would've loved to play the part. But after the thing got the greenlight, she said no one ever approached her.

It's a frickin shame if you asked me. Oddly, I think Halle Berry would've made a better Jean Grey then a Storm. Jean's a really hot girl-next-door, while Storm should be exotic.

Anyway, not seen the movie yet, but I'm going in with the lowest expectations ever.

Posted by: wolfe at May 30, 2006 9:45 AM

I saw this the other day- I wasn't sure how I felt about it. I went to see it with a friend who has never even seen a comic, let alone rad one- and she enjoyed the hell out of it. So as I watched her watching it, I could sort of see what she saw and in that sense... it was pretty agreeable. But there were, of course, also Geeks present (I used to be one.... a really long time ago...) and they weren't shy about voicing their dismay. I haven't kept up with the X-Men for... oh, I 'd say 15 years or so, but I still felt kind of wrong about this movie. Beast was great- I loved Kelsey Grammar. I don't care that he was playing a blue, hairy-er version of Dr Fraiser Crane, I enjoyed him. Wolverine was just.... meh. Storm finally grew some balls- that was nice after having been lukewarm up until now. She's not to where she should be, but at least I could tell she was ALIVE. And there is ALWAYS stoopid dialogue in these movies. "Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets hit by lightening? The same thing that happens to everything else." COME ON- that's just painful. Just.... ugh. So anyway, I have mulled it over, and I liked this movie after all- as long as I don't compare it with any X-Men stuff I DO remember. One thing, though: on the credits there were a bunch of mutants I never even caught a glimpse of- like Jubilee, for instance. Did anyone else see her at all? ANYWHERE? THe credits went by so fast I couldn't catch any more names- I just happened to see Jubilee. Who else was there supposed to be?

Posted by: 'Leen at May 30, 2006 11:30 AM

Can't say I didn't like it, but also can't say I did. What Singer did for the franchise was make two very controlled and exciting movies that didn't require background research for entertainment purposes. Not to say that Ratner's movie was overly intellectual, but it just had so much going on that it was very difficult to focus. But really, who cares, it was fun...

EXCEPT! I have basically been salivating over Mystique since day one. In my opinion, Singer's greatest accomplishment was transforming what the comics just threw in as another villain into a screen gem, and despite her lack of dialogue, all I wanted to do in X-Men and X2 was watch what she did next. Storm should have been kick-ass throughout, but ultimately disappointed, Jean bugged me, and Rogue was too whiny, but Mystique consistly represented the strong action female that the X-Men franchise helped to pioneer. So, I literally yelled in the theater because of the way that she was discarded. I thought she deserved more than that, and I also find it hard to believe that she would have been so easily captured, a twist I never really bought into and which Ratner had no time to explain. I am disappointed that Ratner was allowed to so easily discard a character that was in my opinion Singer's masterpiece. Boo. I continue my vigil and cry for my blue beauty.

Posted by: David at May 30, 2006 12:01 PM

Um...this movie is terrible.

Posted by: Hester Prynne at May 30, 2006 2:49 PM

""Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets hit by lightening? The same thing that happens to everything else." "

It's been stated in interviews that Halle delivered the line wrong. I can't remember where - maybe an interview with the Onion, but Joss (Whedon) said that it was supposed to be delivered in a flippant, offhand manner, not the overdone, ultra-dramatic way Halle did it.

Re: Mystique

I just think that it must've been so nice to be in the movie and not have to sit through six+ hours in a makeup chair.

Posted by: Mara at May 30, 2006 3:10 PM

'Leen

I agree, I noticed it said Jubilee and I was hella confused.

Seriously, where on earth in that movie was Jubilee?!

The thing about Rouge, is you say you want to see her fighting, but until she absorbed Carol Danver's powers she was a vaguely useless character (and a member of the brotherhood to boot) she didn't become the arsekicking character you recognise until after that, when she stole Carol's Danver's powers permanently, leaving her with the ability to fly and superstrength.

Posted by: Vespa at May 30, 2006 3:32 PM

Mara, if she had delivered the line completely wrong, I would think the director woud direct her to say it differently. It's not like they don't shoot things over and over and over again.

Besides, I don't think being flippant about it really makes the line any better...

Posted by: Jen at May 30, 2006 4:36 PM

It's been a while since I last saw the original or X2, but from what I remember X3 was just as good if not better than either of the two.

For all the complaints about story arcs, only a few are legitimate. Most of the supposedly discarded plots and storylines either didn't have anywhere to go or wouldn't have worked without the movie being of the "The Ten Commandments" variety. Personally I would rather they exclude angel, psylocke, madrox etc. rather than give them cameos, but with so many people demanding to see this person or that they had to give em something.

More or less they got the characters right and kept with the reality of at one one x-men universe, though I hated that they left the door open for X4. It would've been better than this been a more cohesive trilogy rather than 3 separate movies loosely connected by cliffhangers.

It's still my favourite comic-to-movie franchise and I'll probably end up seeing the inevitable QUADRILOGY/PREQUEL/ALTERNATE REALITY!

Posted by: Anonymous at May 30, 2006 6:05 PM

X-2 left so many possibilites for X-3 that I went into the film with high hopes. However, I left extremely dissapointed for numerous reasons. What happened to Nightcrawler?!? No Gambit?!? No Jubilie (surprising since she was shown more than Shadowcat and Colossus in X-2)?!? Total disregard for characters (I wouldn't have objected to their disposal if they had gone out at the end during the "last battle"). Rouge not in the last battle (I was expecting to see her absorbing mutant powers left and right and using them to great effect)?!? Angel in a cameo role?!? There was so much possibility for this film (established primarily from the previous two films) that was wasted. I would have rather waited another 2 years for this film to allow Singer to finish what he started. Shame on everyone involved in the production of the film for allowing this to happen.

Posted by: mike at May 30, 2006 6:16 PM

Caught a matinee of the movie earlier today -


My sentiments? Meh. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but some of the plot contrivances really took me out of the story - even for a movie about mutated humans.


****SPOILERS AHEAD****


1) Non-mutated humans were condescendingly referred to as homosapiens. This confused me because the mutants were human as well, right? So how is that an insult?


2) Jean Grey's return as the Phoenix was lame. Totally crap. Why didn't she show up prior to Cyclops going to Alkali Lake? During the siege upon Alcatraz, she just stood there? WTF? And if Brotherhood wanted to get to the facility, why didn't Phoenix just use her powers to transport them there? Since she's supposed to be all powerful and all. Whatever. Jean Grey has always been a Mary Sue to me. Magneto doing what he did to the bridge, while visually pleasing, didn't make any sense to me. Anyhoo, JG could have been left out of the movie entirely. But, hey, I'm sure Famke Janssen got a fat paycheck, so yay for her.


3) Why was Angel even in the movie?


4) There were 6 X-men, half of them teenagers (not sure about Colossus' age), against a bunch of the Brotherhood? Again, LAME.


****SPOILERS END****


It's entirely possible that, because I'm not a comic book enthusiast and have only watched the animated series, I didn't find this movie really entertaining. It's not awful....but certainly not the best of the series (and this is coming from someone who didn't think Bryan Singer's versions were all that, either).

Posted by: Dap at May 30, 2006 6:18 PM

-=SPOILERS=-

I'm a fangirl. I surprisngly liked the first 2 despite the softness of Storm and the total focus on Wolverine.

This one was a shock to the system though, I saw it Thursday and hated it, saw it again on Sunday and thought it was a little better.

Dap summed up the main problems perfectly, but I would like to add my own. For the love of god, stop casting teenagers! I want to see badass adults pushing the violence up. I want Gambit, I want a Rogue who killed Ms. Marvel and now can fly, and I want less weepy character diatribes and more action centered dialogue.

What happened here? How can I believe the X-men won the final battle when apparently Magento was too dumb to pin down Wolverine and Collusus, both made partly of metal? What about Kitty Pride, all five feet, ninety pounds, and seventeen years of her. Who would believe she's a good warior?

And gah! All Jean Grey does is chew the scenery and blow it apart. It totally drained the true drama of the Dark Pheonix Saga.

Why does Hollywood rape comic book movies so often? And why is Avi Arad allowed to breathe this planet's air?

Posted by: Nora at May 30, 2006 9:22 PM

As I have told many, many other friends, this movie should be viewed as a different universe altogther. It should not be compared to the 616 universe for actual character development or intimately associated with story arcs. This is simply a "Year One" treatment for the X-Men. For those of you that are crying over the "raping of your childhood," I refer to the Age of Apocalyse or the already mentioned Ultimate X-Men.
Bryan Singer did what he did best and the same is to be said of Ratner. I thoroughly enjoyed myself at this movie because it did not set you down for one minute. You actually had to pay attention. As far as Magneto's callousness toward Mystique, I feel that it is totally in line with his character. He is all about furthering Homo Superior's agenda. When she loses her mutant abilities, he treats her as a human, seeing as how you shouldn't cry over spilled milk. You are only useful to Magneto as long as you are a mutant. Sure a little more grief could have been shown, but to what him to be absolutely devastated by her sacrifice would be against his personality. Rather her than me was his personal justification. He is a practioner of eugenics. He is a terrorist, pure and simple and he will do whatever and use whomever to see that his goals are accomplished.
Professor X's villification was quite nice, I think. Just like the Ultimate universe, he comes out as more human, rather than an ideal. He might just be using his abilities to further along his own agenda, just like Magneto. They are both friends and they both want peace and to think that Professor X is not willingly to tread in slightly darker territory than he has, is naive and actually stupid. This is simply opening up the world and the scintillating array of greys that make up the world rather the black and white colors people are apt to see things in.
6 X-Men vs. the world? How is this different from the comics? How can they be called heroes if they don't overcome overwhelming odds? Besides, with the feral Wolverine slicing and dicing; Beast quoting Shakespeare and Nietzche (which did not happen in the movie but if it were a comic, you know that it would happen)and pounding on the Brotherhood goons; Shadowcat being useless (I really didn't like her in this movie although her lines at the end were memorable); Storm frying, slamming, and blowing away the enemy with her elemental powers; Iceman freezing folks out, especially with the Pacific so near by (hello glaciers!); and Colossus (who could very well be the strongest hero in the Marvel Universe, or at least top 3. This boy would give anybody a run for his/her money.)absolutely smashing some heads, they are a veritable force indeed. So for those that did not enjoy the movie, oh well, take it for what it is. A re-imagining not an extension of the X-Men universe.

Posted by: ScarletKnight at May 30, 2006 9:24 PM

Gak! I hated this movie too, mostly for the simpering and the sudden reversals of character attitude. Storm says 'unity' and then bitches at Wolverine 'either you're with us or you're against us'??? How is this fighting to preserve Prof X's efforts to promote unity btw mutants? Why does Magneto cast Mystique off like dandruff? Why is Prof X so shirty and all 'you can't criticise me, I am the Wizard of Oz'? Bah humbug.

For me this movie really shows that blockbusters about comics aren't written by comic book lovers/readers. They barely even scratched the surrface of what mutant powers could really do and settled instead for standard issue, lame (predictable) blockbuster action sequences that came straight out of the A-Team.
How *do* 6 X-Men hold off an army, especially when one of their enemies is nearly a goddess? And like, hello, where was Rogue sucking everyone else's powers? And how about the simple equation one mega powerful woman less one power sucking mutant less one 'cure- all' powersucking mutant = nil total effect? I was so waiting for them to 'save' her by counteracting her rather than the ho-hum (and predictable) 'we've already killed off everyone else, let's kill her off too!' answer.

Clearly it is Hugh Jackman's karmic burden to kill the woman he loves. With his shirt off. And his claws out. While playing a half man/half beast. In just about every Hollywood film he makes from now on. Pooh.

Posted by: kythys at May 31, 2006 3:31 AM

brett ratner ruined this franchise for me. it reminded me of batman and robin. jam packed with pointless indulgence. lets hope singer will be back for an apparent x4 (most likely in the very distant future)

Posted by: sarah at May 31, 2006 7:55 AM

I always hated what Singer did to the X-Men via the first two movies - the same thing most of the cartoons have done..mess up the history. Beast, Angel, Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Iceman - the original X-men. There is such a rich story line from beginning to now. I never understand how they can look at that and say "we can do better.." Mystique was Nightcrawler's mother, Rogue was her step-daughter. The two good casting choices were Prof X and Magneto. Jackman became Wolverine. I never bought Famke as Jean Grey. She was too old. James Marsden was good as Cyke but I never bought the Famke James paring. Anyhoo - I could nail about 100 geek points of hwo the charaters are wrong (calisto pretty? I don't think so, Kid Omega - so wrong it hurt)..and Juggarnaught - sigh...what they did get right - Kitty Pryde - someone complained she looked to young - she was in the books - 14 when she joined. Collosus - kinda nailed that. Halle as Storm - good and bad when she could hold it. What I hated the most was the bad guys - they picked and choose from the books. Callisto was more good than bad. Arclight was a Maurader who slaughtered the Moorlocks - so Callisto would have never stood next to her...Marrow was a girl not a dude. I could go on but..in the end it was like a bad comic book - all flash and explosion with really bad dialoge. That's not an X-men book.

Posted by: Glen at May 31, 2006 9:29 AM

The reviews on this movie are so differing, it seems like you can't find two people with the same opinion. Here's mine: I was put off by Rogue's absence through the movie, she's barely there for more than a minute and she never uses her powers at all. I was shocked by what happened to Mystique and angry that there wasn't any closure with her character, they never tell you what happens to her later. The whole Cyclops thing was very sketchy and vague, the death of Xavier leaves you with a bad taste in your mouth, and I sorely missed Nightcrawler. I hated the way that Ratner introduced a bunch of new characters and killed them all off just like that. There was no history or backround with new characters like Kitty, Angel, or the Beast. All together I didn't think that it was the best of the series although nitpicking aside the movie was enjoyable and certainly worth viewing. I walked out of the cinema at the end with a smile on my face and no matter how much I rave and rant, I sincerely enjoyed this movie and I recommened it to anyone who would like to escape from their world for a couple hours of good graphics, intense sceens, and good looking mutants.

Posted by: cgc17788 at May 31, 2006 12:33 PM

While I thought there were a few weaknesses in X-Men 3 (e.g., everyone is excited over finding Jean but ignore Cyclops' disappearance until much later; the overemphasis of Storm and Wolverine; the out-of-place teenage love triangle), overall I thought it was pretty good. I preferred X-2, but this movie was still enjoyable.

As for the fanboys who complain that their childhood was destroyed by this movie, why don't you come up with a 2 hour X-Men film that will satisfy not only you and other comic book geeks, but EVERYONE else? You know, the average movie goers who have never picked up an X-Men comic book? I know that you'd wish to "make it just the way I want it", but I doubt that cramming 20 of your favorite characters in a movie and making it 6 hours long to explore all of their story arcs will be widely accepted by the general public.

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Posted by: Patrick at June 1, 2006 1:41 AM

Random Science Quibble - for the most part I don't have a problem ignoring the frankly retarded science in comic book movies, but this time they really went overboard. Why couldn't they just call the cure an antidote instead of an antibody. I can't even begin to describe how stupid this single word choice makes the whole thing. First of all, antibodies are very specific, so a single antibody would not recognize all the presumably different mutations present in mutants. Second, how the hell is the kid radiating antibodies??!?!?! And third and most annoying: antibodies are a signal to you immune system to destroy whatever they're bound to a bacteria, a viral partical, or an infected cell. If you did put an antibody against a specific mutation in someone - one that would presumably be present in all their cells, it wouldn't supress the mutation, it would turn their immune system against them and kill them.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 1, 2006 1:41 PM

I've been an X-man afficionada for sometime, and I can honestly say, this was my favorite of the three movies. I liked them all, even when they diverged from the original comic storylines. Well-played.

Posted by: Nicole at June 1, 2006 2:02 PM

http://www.holycow.com/dreaming/academia/thesis.txt

Binnie directly quoted from that

Posted by: Ed at June 1, 2006 2:31 PM

Well, saw it yesterday. Better than I thought, but still... It had so much potential! Even the story was good, but there just wasn't near enough time.

@Dap, mutants are homo sapiens superior. So not techically human.

@'Leen: I'd wager a guess - in Prof X's class where he shows them the video? *shrugs* Siryn is supposed to have been in, Psylocke as well... Who knows.

Posted by: Gersemi at June 1, 2006 4:25 PM

I agree with kaonashi. You cannot try to be all things to all people with a movie like this. It will just end up a mess. How many issues/storylines do you expect them to cram into one movie? And the complaints about introducing characters and then killing them off is silly. Does every mutant get to survie in a movie about warring mutants? With this movie we got to see a bunch of cool, new characters, instead of the same 10-12 from the last two movies. We saw their powers at work. We dont need an expose on every mutant who ever appeared in one of the thousand editions issued to date. Sorry if we didn't get to know more about your favorite X-Men of all time. More Rogue? Why? Been there and done that. Finally, I don't care about antibodies vs antidotes, etc.

I am an attorney. If I took issue at every instance Hollywood took license with the law, etc, it would drive me crazy, and it would drive all of you crazy if I constantly pointed out such errors. In the end, just get your jumbo popcorn, your milk duds and oversized Coke and actually go into the movie with the idea of enjoying it. Just a suggestion.

Posted by: Jim at June 1, 2006 4:27 PM

POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT!

My husband and I are kids at heart. We raised our children on X-men. We all used to watch the TV show and read the comics together. (along with reading them LOTR and watching Star Wars movies, so we are a pretty geeky family.) Now they are all Teenagers.

We've loved X1 & X2. It cost our family almost $70 bucks for us to go, with me out of work scratching by on one income, this could well be the only movie we go see all year. I'll save you the rantings that have already been posted, as I agree with most of them. I actually have two more bitches to add

Am I the only one here who was offput by

1. Magneto moves the bridge when he and Jean could just swoop everyone up and fly them over, thus having the benefit of a surprise attack as opposed to the noisy ridiculous special effects issue of moving the bridge?

2. This is the one that had us ranting as we walked out of the theatre. I swear to GOD on a movie with this big of a budget you would expect SOME kind of continuity in the film. As the bridge is being moved to Alcatraz, it is BROAD FREAKIN daylight. It noisily settles down onto the island and Presto!!!, the cars on the bridge all have their headlights on and it is total darkness night time. First of all... nobody cares that it went from complete daylight to total night fall in a matter of minutes? And...okay I get it, its a comic book world, but all the frightened terrified people on the bridge who have jumped out of their cars and ran as fast as they can back towards the bridge's entrance stopped and thought...hey its getting dark, I'll turn my cars headlights on to help out ole' mageneto once he settles the bridge down and takes over the world?

I'm glad many people enjoyed the movie. I wish I could say the same. It was nice to look at, but it felt like it didn't fit into the series, like it was a different thing altogether and the characters looked like the ones we knew but they were actually someone else.

Posted by: zelphia at June 1, 2006 10:40 PM

i took my 13-year-old brother to see it and we both absolutely loved it. considering the age gap, gender difference, the fact that i've never read a comic book in my life whereas he's obsessed with xmen and a completely different taste in movies, this is quite an achievement for the team behind X3.

also, i found the characters had a lot of humanity to them. they seemed to make really human choices (rogue taking the cure) and human reactions (pyro's face when magneto discarded mystique looked scared of the lengths magneto would go to), and for me - being neither a fan of action movies nor an obsessive fan - this was what elevated this movie. but the action sequences were pretty awesome and although i don't know enough about the comics to pick up the flaws in the use of powers, it seemed pretty logically developed for me.

the only thing that reeked of hollywood exploitation of the source was the way angel's character was hyped up. every day for the past few weeks on the way to work i've driven past a gigantic billboard with storm, wolverine, jean grey and a topless angel... yet his much-noted cameo role made it look like they simply used his character on the ads to pull teenage girls into the cinema.

Posted by: eliza at June 3, 2006 1:15 AM

Ok so im not like a comic book fan or anything but ive seen a few tv shows and i know somewhat about the characters. How could they just throw in all these characters just like that and then just kill them off. Hell u don't even know who all was killed. There was barely any use of Jean Grey and nightcrawler just disappeared. I don't think there was much story into this either it seemed like there were just random parts and we were all suppose to except that these charaters just showed up and died. Not to mention during the fight scene did any one notice any of the other charaters of the brotherhood actually using there powers. It seemed like they all had the same power. "jumping" they all just leaped in and started fight yet u rarely see any of them using actually mutant powers. what kind of group of mutants is that. i really think this movie was a let down to all the hype that it was suppose to be. It left a lot of lose ends

Posted by: Bryce at June 4, 2006 7:16 PM

I didn't read enough of the comic books as a kid to come into this movie with any expectations as to the plotline and what characters should be there. That being said, I enjoyed it. It was a fun, escapist movie. I got to see cool costumes/makeup, explosions and exciting fight sequences. There wasn't drawn out dialogue to bore me like Star Wars 3, and not too much mushy stuff. Also, thanks for the tip to stay through the credits. I hope they come out with X-Men 4 so I can waste some brain cells next summer.

Posted by: mbbored at June 5, 2006 9:53 AM

Killing off main characters for shocking effect, ingenious! Vapid dialogue, and spineless bantering from the Beast, boring! His eyes almost conveyed a hidden, "Shoot me!" Should of took a hint from Underworld 2, show some flesh in Jean Grey/Logan hot and heavy scene! at least the director of Underworld 2 had the balls to film his real life wife, screwing another actor.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 6, 2006 1:48 PM

ULTIMATE JASON - The guy wolverine was fighting in the forest wasn't an adaptation of marrow, it was Spike, from my understanding he wasn't big in the comics. i never read them, but i watched the WB morning cartoon series and he was a big part of that.

Posted by: martin at June 6, 2006 3:42 PM

Saw it last week, liked it. Didn't love it, but liked it. To quote Paul Reiser, I give it a solid 7. As for all you morons yapping about Nightcrawler - Alan Cumming pulled out of the production. THAT'S why no Nightcrawler. And I guess I applaud them for simply leaving him out than doing the lame thing and using a brand new actor. It's one thing to do that with Shadowcat, who was barely in X1, but Nightcrawler would've been weird. And Spike is a character that I believe started out in the cartoon, not in the comic.

Posted by: TK at June 6, 2006 4:26 PM

no, acording to an article i found in wiki he was in a few editions of the original X-men and also in X-Force, so acording to that he started of in the comics, not the cartoon

Posted by: martin at June 6, 2006 4:51 PM

here's the article i mentioned:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spike_(Marvel_Comics)

Posted by: martin at June 6, 2006 5:23 PM

It was ok but i didnt like the main charaster dieing. What happen 2 cyc?i guess x live. Why was angel n this movie? Did anyone c jubilee? Her name was n the credit. Where gambit? Come x4!

Posted by: Juan at June 8, 2006 12:37 PM

Oh my, get a grip! The movie was hardly "full of twists" with "a tremendous amount going on"! This kind of blubbering ingratiation of of a meager little movie is suspect, and certainly discredits the reviewer. It was a mildly entertaining portrayal. But twists and interwoven plotlines? What are you smoking?

Posted by: lisa at June 9, 2006 12:14 PM

Does anyone happen to know if there was political weirdness about cross-casting? I recently watched the previews for "Superman Returns" and was all, "Hey! What the fuck is Cyclops doing in this movie?" I wonder if that's part of why they have so little use for Cyclops in X3- because James Marsden was doing Superman and didn't have much time.

Which does make him look A LOT like Brian Singer's bitch to me. Say whatever you want about Butt-Boy Brandon.

Posted by: Sam G at June 10, 2006 9:32 PM

How does James Marsden signing up for Superman Returns make him Singer's bitch? If anything, his small role in this dredge allowed him to dodge a bullet, in my opinion. Although, I have a feeling Superman Returns will be crap as well. Not because of the writing, necessarily, but because almost every major character was miscast, IMO. Kate Bosworth as Lois? Kevin Spacey as Lex? I don't know enough about Brandon Routh to form an opinion about casting, but I'm tired of reading (on other blogs and websites) that he looks like Christopher Reeve - which, the hell he does.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 11, 2006 12:39 PM

Xmen 1 was great, the 2nd Xmen was even better - third time is the charm? Not even close. This was a peice of shit movie from start to finish. Way overblown special effects, choppy & cheesy dialogue and the plot was just flat out weak.

Brett Ratner is a horrible director and should stick to snubbing super-cootch, Linsay Lohan, because that's the only thing he's good at.

Overall, this movie gets a big, fat THUMBS DOWN.

Posted by: Master Zen at June 14, 2006 3:04 PM

I loved the way kitty used her power to let that guy go through her and the turn around and drop him on his a$$ and the whole wall breaking thing with juguernaut. does some1 have a link to the after credits scene cause most theatres get suspicious when people wanna se what happens after the credits :D . so the cure didn' work... that saved the movie cause that means rogue gets her power back... sorry iceman ;) . with Xaviar sorta re-incarnated i wonder what magneto will cook up next.

Posted by: Luis at June 16, 2006 3:07 AM

oh and i hope nightcrawler (2nd film), toad and the fat dude(1st film), the gambit and spike fyi he's like flash(although bad) and jubilee (almost forgotten) come back. i also hope that angel and mystique (hope she doesn't go back to magneto-biggest a$$hole to her) get bigger roles. i read somewhere that in the comics wolverine teaches storm, kitty, colossus, and the iceman to be really violent WHEN NEEDED. something about storm shocking people until they blow, kitty taking people's hearts out, colossus smashing people's faces in, and the ice man freezing people and the breaking them. i wonder if jean could have manipulated kitty (you know since she walks through walls because she has alot of control over her atoms which she can move between the atoms of other things and people).

Posted by: Luis at June 16, 2006 3:24 AM

oh and wasn't that one blonde chick from lost (not the australian) supposed to have played kitty??? anyway it wouldn't be cool cause she's too developed for kitty (a teen). ellen page (the actress who played kitty) did a great job and all but she was very petit although she's almost 20 and in the part where they showed the 6 x-men lined up she looked like a toddler compared to the rest.

Posted by: Luis at June 16, 2006 3:29 AM


i give it a 9 out of 10? AWESOME!!

Posted by: ayis at June 18, 2006 8:51 AM

Does it bother no one else that Scott's death is completely ignored? He vanishes from the film with so little explanation I spent the next twenty minutes joking with a friend over whether they'd cut to Cyke in the woods with no visor, staggering about half-dead. Cause 15 seconds of exposition certainly wouldn't have cleared that up, i.e., Professor X: Cerebro can detect no sign of Cyclops, Logan, I fear he is lost to us. Now, about Jean ... Oi.

Posted by: megan at June 27, 2006 5:14 PM

As a review from someone who has never read the comics, or watched the other movies but went because it was at the cheap theatre:

Eh.

The movie was a revolving door of characters I could care less about. The "love" plot between Iceman/Rogue/Kitty was weak, at best. The dialouge was classic comic books.

There was some cool action and I left the theatre without thinking I wasted $3. It killed some time and that's probably the best review I could give it!

Posted by: Beth at July 3, 2006 3:57 PM

it was crap. X2 set up everything so perfectly for the third act and then we have fucking brett fuckup come in and screw it all up.

just the shittiest movie ever. the theater i saw it with was practically booing at the 'shocking post-credits reveal'. unreal.

Posted by: gandy at September 5, 2006 4:37 PM

X-Men The Last Stand was a good action thriller, nothing more. there will be three more!!! i have my sources

Posted by: josh at September 27, 2006 7:51 PM

In order of best movie:

1. X2 (the best of the three in terms of plot coherence and character treatment)
2. X3 (good ideas, mediocre execution = good action, bad character treatment)
3. X1 (sucked = ponderous, boring, too much talking)

Posted by: Peter at February 20, 2007 4:56 PM

Essentially this is the last of the X-Men movies, that is until they do a re-imagining like they did for the Batman movies with Batman Begins. What they need to do is just scrap all the other characters. Moving stuff with your mind, shooting lightning - too much Hollywood lights and whistles. What the need to release is Weapon X - just Wolverine. He's the most popular character anyway. He can totally carry a movie on his own. Do it Marvel. Before I go berserker.

Posted by: Tony at March 5, 2007 3:49 PM

I cannot believe this movie actually got a positive review from Pajiba! I am shocked and disappointed. I loved the first two X-Men films, I've watched them over and over. But this one was terrible! Between the corny dialogue, numerous unexplained plot devices, and terrible acting (due to the direction of Brett Ratner), I couldn't stop laughing the entire time I was in the theater. The people in front of me kept turning around and telling me to shut up, but I couldn't help it! This movie was that laughingly terrible. Normally, I agree with this site's reviews 100%, so this is a huge disappointment for me.

Posted by: squiggly at March 5, 2007 8:30 PM

Shit. I had to sit through this because my housemate, a lapdancer with a foul temper, wanted to see it.

I liked the first two but this sucked cock mightily: it was basically 'Wolverine And His Super Powered Pals'. Nonsensical business about the 'cure', bad dialogue... not sure even Brian Singer could have saved this stinker. And please note - Vinnie Jones' presence in any movie really is the kiss of death, especially in a prosthetic muscle suit.

Posted by: The Exploding Clown at June 8, 2007 7:10 PM



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