We’ve been tracking Thomas Kinkade’s Home for Christmas since Dan, with some disbelief, announced the project was in the works a little over a year ago. Yeah. A movie based on the inspiration behind Kinkade’s Christmas Cottage painting. Say again?
For those of you somehow unfamiliar with Kinkade, Dan best described his work:
If you’re familiar with Kinkade, then you’ve spent a lot of time in waiting rooms for the doctor or dentist, or you could be a seriously maladjusted Southern woman who thinks he’s an artist. Either way, Thomas “Seriously, I’m Painting With Light” Kinkade is world-renowned for producing cheap, bland hackery, the painting world’s equivalent of Jerry Bruckheimer, only instead of explosions, he uses wreaths and log cabins and what have you. He’s fairly well known (sadly) among Christian circles in the South, and his paintings often worm their way ubiquitously into the dorm rooms of all those girls from Post who aren’t quite comfortable with hanging up the Klimt print that everybody else gets freshman year.
We’ve mentioned the project a couple of times over the last year, but a few months ago, the damn thing just dropped off the radar. No trailers. No previews. No press releases. No mentions on the box-office schedule. Just: Poof. It was gone. That is, until Ranylt emailed earlier this week, informing me with some glee that it had gone straight-to-DVD. Not that that was gonna stop me from reviewing it. No sir. Good God! Jared Padalecki! A movie about a shitty painting! That’s comedy gold, people. I’ve spent the last few days dreaming about the joy I was gonna take in ripping on Padalecki. And when I saw the entire cast, I started to have little fits of happy seizures, like an epileptic virgin the night before prom. Check this out: The aforementioned Padalecki, Marcia Gay Harden, Chris Elliot, Richard Moll (“Night Court’s” Bull), Charlotte Rae (“The Facts of Life”), Edward Asner, Kiersten Warren, Aaron Ashmore (“Smallville”) and, inexplicably, Peter O’Toole. It was like a parade of suck. Or what we call around here: My birthday.
But about an hour into Thomas Kinkade’s Home for Christmas, I realized that there was absolutely no way, no how I could do it justice. It’s worse than words can describe — no profanity-fueled metaphors were going relay to you the unbelievably awesome powers of patheticacy therein. It’s not just a bag of dicks — it’s a brown bag special. A soggy bag of dicks your dog finds under a tree and brings home and shreds on your new carpet. That’s Thomas Kinkade’s Home for Christmas, people. And only a video review could appropriately get that point across.
The video is amazingly low-tech — I recorded a scene involved Padalecki and Peter O’Toole and added my own “commentary” with a digital camera and uploaded it on Youtube — but I think it gets the point across. And it does so in less than two minutes.
So here you go, folks: Pajiba’s first ever video review. Watch it soon. Though I do have fair use privileges, I have no doubt that Lionsgate will quickly have this pulled from Youtube:
NOOOOOO! PETER O'TOOLE, HOW COULD YOU?! Just because the Academy doesn't understand you, doesn't mean the rest of us are the same! I loved you in My Favorite Year, you were heartbreaking in Venus, you amazed me with Ratatouille, hell I thought you were pretty good in Casino Royale and you only had a 30 second bit there.
Just come back from the ledge now, please. We'll find you a nice video game to do voice overs in, and we'll even get you into some prestige pictures so you can try and win that golden statue fair and square. You just have to trust me. *holds out hand*
What? No!!! Don't let them take it down before I get home from work! Stupid, stupid Big Brother Websense.
Ah well, worst case I can console myself by reading lines like "A soggy bag of dicks your dog finds under a tree and brings home and shreds on your new carpet." Heehee!
Oh, and Marcia Gay Harden? What the hell, woman?!!
Posted by: meaux at November 14, 2008 10:23 AM
This is the funniest fucking shit I have ever seen. Well done, Rowles, well done.
Posted by: Snath at November 14, 2008 10:24 AM
Was...O'Toole in a coma? That's kinda fuckin' freaky in itself, dude.
How dare thee laugh, Rowles. He has nothing to give! Nothing!
Posted by: Sapphiar at November 14, 2008 10:24 AM
Commercials for this steaming pile of sewage have been playing lately on a bunch of my favorite channels and I just close my eyes and do yoga breathing for 30 seconds and pretend that it doesn't really exist. (Look - my remote is jacked up and it takes more effort to switch channels than to just suffer through the commercials.)(Also, why do I use so many parentheses when I post shit?)
My point is, WHY, GOD, WHY? Also, shame on you, Padelecki. Don't you make good enough money doing Supernatural?
Posted by: Nicole at November 14, 2008 10:24 AM
I think Peter O'Toole is scared of Padalecki's lack of forehead. Where's the rest of this kid's head?! Why the fuck do his bangs end at his corneas?! Or else, he stroked out, woke up in this film, and heard the dialogue and thought, "Fuck. This is how Raul Julia went. Dressed like Gomez Addams in a terrible movie. Oh, no. This is the last movie? This is the end to my career? NooooooOOOOO! WHY DOESN'T THAT BOY HAVE A FOREHEAD? NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Posted by: insertclevernamehere at November 14, 2008 10:25 AM
What the fuck is up with Peter O'Toole's face? Did Padalecki slip him the shocker for Christmas?
"I don't have a gift to give you for Christmas..just kidding! SURPRISE BUTT SEX!"
Posted by: Snath at November 14, 2008 10:28 AM
I love that O'Toole's only facial expression is "Braaaaaainnnnns. I want to eat your braaaaaaainnnnnnnns."
Dustin cracking up was quite possibly the funniest thing about the entire experience.
Posted by: Nicole at November 14, 2008 10:30 AM
Throughout the entire scene, Peter O'Toole looks shocked, or terrified, or incredulous, or as though he's just pooed his pants.
And who's the guy with the crappy hair hat and the Old Navy scarf? Because he sucks.
Posted by: Amelia Bedelia at November 14, 2008 10:31 AM
Actually insertclevernamehere, Raul Julia's last big film role was M. Bison in Street Fighter...so it's even worse than Gomez Addams.
Posted by: Snath at November 14, 2008 10:31 AM
Hah! Awesome!
I love how freaked out Peter O'Toole looks. JPad is beyond horrible. Still love him, though. Have you seen his shoulders?
Posted by: AlwaysConfused at November 14, 2008 10:32 AM
Jared Padalecki, you say? I keep thinking that's the kid from Who's the Boss? who caught the gay later in life. But he looks nothing like the fool in this movie, so I'm perplexed.
Posted by: Amelia Bedelia at November 14, 2008 10:34 AM
Snath, you are golden! You have made me laugh my ass off merely with the line "Surprise Butt Sex". You have indeed received a WIN for today.
Raul Julia WISHES he died dressed as Gomez Addams.
Unfortunately, he was in the bright red overcoat of M. Bison.
Posted by: Bucko at November 14, 2008 10:43 AM
At least Raul Julia owned Gomez Addams. I mean, he's no John Astin, but he gave it his all, and I LOVE THOSE GODDAMN MOVIES SO SHUT UP!
I think that your commentary was spot on, Dustin. Spot. On. And I love JPad. Or at least, I love to look at hime. So pretty....
Posted by: lizzieborden at November 14, 2008 10:46 AM
Best. Laugh. Ever.
Posted by: Julia at November 14, 2008 10:48 AM
*him. I can't spell. fuck.
Posted by: lizzieborden at November 14, 2008 10:48 AM
Who the fuck cares about Thomas Kinkade's faggoty Home for Christmas, were's the fucking review of Quantum of Solace? I do my best to patronize this goddamn site, I expect a modicum of service in return.
Posted by: Pookie at November 14, 2008 10:56 AM
Where are the Padalecki apologists because I'd like some answers, here.
Oh, good lord, what the crap was happening with Peter O'Toole? His eyes looked like they were trying to jump out of his face just so they wouldn't have to be in this stupid movie. And shame on Jared Padalecki. I stood up for you, fuckbutt, and this is how you repay me? Aw, fuck it, just take off your shirt already.
On a happy note, I finally know what Dustin's laugh sounds like. Yay!
Posted by: Jeremy Feist at November 14, 2008 10:57 AM
Damn you, Snath, for stealing my line! O'Toole is clearly working up the nerve to reach for Padelecki's hand, reassure him that he does in fact have something to offer, and then...
Posted by: Che Grovera at November 14, 2008 11:04 AM
Oh, Peter O'Toole. If you're looking for BRAAAAINSSS, Jared there is clearly not your best bet.
That dude's stupid little hat is pissing me right off.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 14, 2008 11:13 AM
That was awesome! Pajiba definitely needs to have more video reviews. Just hearing Dustin laugh made me laugh way louder than I should in my office.
Posted by: erin b at November 14, 2008 11:14 AM
Ughhh, this site really doesn't work for me when the main part is a video I can't watch at work. Bah.
Oh well, the real agony will come when I have to listen to my stepmother when she discovers this movie: "Oh my god, they made a movie about a Thomas Kinkade painting! How funkay! Let me buy it before even watching it!"
I remember the discussion about this a while back and must I remind you I come from a parental figure who took a goddamn class all on how to paint like this dude?! Bane. Of. My. Existence.
Posted by: VeinsRHiways at November 14, 2008 11:14 AM
That was wonderful. I may even have to Netflix this to see the rest of it. Could Dustin do house calls and provide the hysterical laughter in the background: I'll pay scale. Does O'Toole remain froxen in terror throughout the film?
Posted by: PaddyDog at November 14, 2008 11:17 AM
Is that a cardboard cut-out of Peter O'Toole with googly eyes glued on?? I'm prettys sure it is.
Posted by: peachfish at November 14, 2008 11:18 AM
Thanks, Jay! You rock!
Posted by: meaux at November 14, 2008 11:18 AM
Well, O'Toole appeared in The Tudors, so I kind of already assumed the dumb-ass had et his brain. Or he's burned through his pension already....
Where are the Padalecki apologists because I'd like some answers, here.
Sorry, I'm an Ackles apologist! Cause I think he's hawt. J-Pad does nothing for me. Yes, I'm that shallow.
I have to say though, those boys do choose tragically awful summer projects. House of Wax? Devour? 3D My Bloody Valentine? And now this shit.
(The only exception is 10 Inch Hero. I thought that was likeable, in an undemanding way).
Posted by: Tarn at November 14, 2008 11:21 AM
Is Peter O'toole's alcoholism so bad he has to resort to this? Couldn't we just all pitch in and buy him some booze, you know, just to let him keep his dignity for the 2.4 years he has left on this earth?
Posted by: wsapnin at November 14, 2008 11:22 AM
Those eyes ...
Posted by: MFS at November 14, 2008 11:24 AM
Oh shit. Peter O'Toole must be dead. Bastards stole his corpse and propped it on a chair and pointed Jared Padalecki at it.
Posted by: s. pisaster at November 14, 2008 11:25 AM
Ok, I did it. I went back and watched the clip.
Is it me or does O'Toole look like he's doing the Dramatic Chipmunk?
p.s. I fucking hate Thomas Kinkade.
Posted by: wsapnin at November 14, 2008 11:26 AM
On the subject of Dustin's laugh track: dude, you laugh with more derision than anyone I've ever heard! It's uncanny how clearly suited you are to your Pajiba gig. Carry on.
Posted by: Che Grovera at November 14, 2008 11:30 AM
Ok, first of all, I just want to wrap everyone on this site up in a hug. Y'all have had me in stitches for the past five minutes. I almost couldn't breathe when I read: "SURPRISE BUTT SEX!!!" Thank you, Snath.
But I have to admit for the first like... 45 seconds into the video, I thought O'Toole's character was dead and that Abercrombie reject was whining about brush strokes to some frozen corpse who couldn't get to the "Christmas Cabin" on time. And then I think O'Toole blinked or moved and I wondered if he'd poo'ed himself.
Seriously, everything about that was magical. Thank you, Rowles.
Posted by: Kayanne at November 14, 2008 11:32 AM
Danny Pintaro was the son on Who's the Boss.
Posted by: Three-nineteen at November 14, 2008 11:32 AM
...is that a peter o'toole cardboard cutout? ummmm...
Posted by: shyestviolet at November 14, 2008 11:32 AM
This is the best review I've ever found on Pajiba.
But I'm sure that's not Peter O'Toole. They took a surprise photo at the airport or something, and made a real size cardboard Pete out of it. The real Peter O'Toole would have died on the spot, killed by indignation.
Posted by: JC at November 14, 2008 11:40 AM
/wipes eyes
Oh, thank you, Dustin. Well done, indeed. I loffed and loffed right along with you.
Posted by: Sean at November 14, 2008 11:41 AM
Thank you Snath for clearing that up. How could anyone forget a JCVD movie? I just bought a JCVD quadruple-feature (that includes Streetfighter) for $9. It was the best day of my life.
Also, I second the Peter O'Toole facial expression. You can clearly see he wants BRAIIIIIINNS.
This movie looks worse than the Lifetime (Hallmark?) "presentations" of Nora Robert's books. I didn't think that was possible.
Posted by: Morgagod at November 14, 2008 11:43 AM
Wait, Lifetime does that? Don't tell me these things. Not now, man.
The thing about Padelecki is that he's not a good actor, but he gets BETTER when he's acting with someone who is good (see: Supernatural--he's awesome on occasion with Ackles in a scene or with Jim Beaver, but sucks out loud in scenes with weaker actors). So here, he's about right: he's in a scene with Peter O'Toole (who is beyond great) but that Peter O'Toole is actually asleep with eyes painted on his eyelids.
Posted by: foursweatervests at November 14, 2008 11:51 AM
Danny Pintaro was the son on Who's the Boss.
Posted by: Three-nineteen at November 14, 2008 11:32 AM
Wow. I was waaay off. And yet, I am unaffected. I am apparently immune to the wiles of one Mr. Jared Padelecki. Scoff.
Also, his name sounds totally made up. Like Rusty Shackleford.
Posted by: Amelia Bedelia at November 14, 2008 11:57 AM
Peter O' Toole was hard drinking by the age of two, and had his first two liver transplants by the age of 10. They say his urine is 94 proof...when he's sober.
True Story
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 14, 2008 11:58 AM
Sorry Jay, it was the only thing that could express how awful this movie has to be.
I could have compared it to an Oxygen romance novel cover model reality show where Fabio taught guys how to flex their rippling pectorals...
Posted by: Morgagod at November 14, 2008 12:03 PM
Dustin, this is awesome! you have a great laugh.
i just have one question for you. does J-Pad take off his shirt at any point? i am a shoulder person and i would probably watch this steaming pile for a long shot of those shoulders.
Posted by: pq at November 14, 2008 12:03 PM
That picture of J-Pad wearing that hat and scarf is one of the gayest things I've ever seen. It's gayer than meatspin. It's gayer than lemonparty. It's gayer than goatse. It's gayer than that one time when I was ten that my friend and I climbed into the loft in his garage and put each others penises into our mouths "on a dare."
Wait, what?
Posted by: Snath at November 14, 2008 12:04 PM
Hehehehehe
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 14, 2008 12:07 PM
When I went to an inpatient rehab for a year, one of the group counselors thought that Thomas Kincade was the second coming of Our Lord and Savior, and we would seriously have to sit through group sessions and discuss how his paintings related to the work of Christ in our lives.
"It's like I'm on the outside... you know? I'm cold 'cause it's all snowy and stuff. And on the inside, well, that's where Jesus is. You can tell because it's light in there. I just wanna walk into the cabin and get hugged by the light."
It was absolutely one of the most debasing periods in my life I've had to live through. And I will NEVER, EVER give that man any of my money and time ever again. (Save for the two minutes I just watched on that clip.)
Also, I'm pretty sure somebody wheeled Peter out of his group home and onto the set without telling him first where they were going. He looks like he's trying to figure out when that whining emo haired bitch is going to shut the fuck up and serve him some creamed corn.
Posted by: Roaddog at November 14, 2008 12:20 PM
Stupid Websense! How do *you* know what's "non-productive"?
modicum of service
Is that the next Bond movie?
Posted by: Jay at November 14, 2008 11:11 AM
Dustin, this is like Gleeful Cackling 101. And you didn't re-edit this? Cause I swear that "reaction shot" of O'Toole is the same one over and over again.
Posted by: Lauren at November 14, 2008 12:24 PM
This is like a cross between a Lifetime movie and Weekend at Bernie's. Peter O'Toole can't possibly be alive during that scene. Or maybe somebody bet him that he couldn't keep a straight face during Padawhoosie's lines, and he's such a terrific actor that he compromised with Disoriented Owl Face.
Posted by: Wednesday at November 14, 2008 12:59 PM
This review taught me that Richard Moll is not dead, as i had been lead to believe.
Posted by: frumpiefox at November 14, 2008 1:02 PM
OH GOD. I was so hoping to see this when I heard about it because it sounded so amazingly, spectacularly terrible. And when I wasn't laughing, I could ask WHYYYYYY PETER O'TOOLE WHYYYYYY. You have The Tutors! YOU DON'T NEED THIS. And I love Marcia Gay Harden, so that makes me sad. And discussion about his acting qualities aside, there is absolutely no way that Thomas Kinkade EVER looked like Jared for even a half-second in his life.
I hear because Kinkade is throwing massive amounts of money around that there's going to be two more.
PS: The best part of the clip is O'Toole's expression that just doesn't change throughout that entire scene.
Posted by: Saint Saturn Sunshine at November 14, 2008 1:11 PM
This is clear proof that Peter O'toole has Alzheimer's.
Posted by: Atrane at November 14, 2008 1:55 PM
Poor Peter O'Toole, it would suck to wake up after a bender and realize you made a movie with Jared Padalecki.
Posted by: becks at November 14, 2008 2:17 PM
So is this the heartwarming yet death filled Zombie Christmas movie I have been waiting for?
'Cause that is the only thing that can explain the expression on O'Toole's face.
Priceless video review...
Posted by: Jules at November 14, 2008 2:19 PM
Oh good lord. Oh Em Gee.
I laughed so hard there were tears.
BEST. REVIEW. EVER.
I love that you were laughing so hard you had to drop the camera. Oh lord.
From the looks of it O'Toole was so ashamed and horrified to find himself in this movie that he wore this reaction all through this scene.
Heee i can't sotp giggling.
Posted by: figgy at November 14, 2008 2:28 PM
Why is that emo-mop-haired kid getting all weepy talking to that propped-up dead guy anyway? Damn Dustin, I'm glad you didn't break your camera when you put it down - truly there's never been a more appropriate laugh track!
Posted by: lordhelmet at November 14, 2008 2:55 PM
but...but...what happens next? did the blair witch kill dustin or not?!?!?! I CAN'T LIVE WITH THE SUSPENSE!!!
thank you for making my day.
Posted by: jamiepants at November 14, 2008 2:58 PM
Richard Moll??
Just last night, watching 30 Rock, my husband and I both assumed he was dead. We swore we'd heard it somewhere.
Huh.
Well he's good as deceased anyway, appearing in this poo-poo treacly nonsense.
Posted by: Alabamapink at November 14, 2008 2:58 PM
Even Padalecki fans call this one: The Christmas Cottage - the Amazing Tru Story of T-Bone Kinkade, Wanker of Light (TM)
It's even worse than Ackles' Ten Inch Hero. That one at least had lots of naked Daneel Harris to redeem it.
Posted by: Karla at November 14, 2008 3:22 PM
Okay, that was NOT Peter O'Toole. They obviously stole Peter O'Toole's wax replica from Madame Tussaud's and then left it in the sun for a while so it would look like the Peter O'Toole of today.
And I think this video review was awesome and I hope you do more of them!
Posted by: Jerce at November 14, 2008 3:31 PM
If there is any justice in this world Thomas Kincaid will take his piles upon piles of cash that he "earned" hawking commemorative plates and the "hand painted" Christmas ornaments that my mother insists on buying every year and build a shanty town of his cabins of light in Siberia and take his followers with him.
Posted by: Austin at November 14, 2008 3:34 PM
This is like a cross between a Lifetime movie and Weekend at Bernie's.
Spot-on, Wednesday! Oh wow, that was so worth the wait. Dustin, that was awesome.
Posted by: meaux at November 14, 2008 4:55 PM
It's even worse than Ackles' Ten Inch Hero. That one at least had lots of naked Daneel Harris to redeem it.
Not to mention Ackles punked-up in a kilt and guyliner, Karla. That alone was worth the price of adnmission! Plus there were some laugh-out-loud lines (all his, IIRC).
All in all, I found I enjoyed Ten Inch Hero more than I expected. No masterpiece, sure, and a few clunky cutesie moments, but I liked it anyway.
This one, on the other hand, looks like a Very Bad Idea and a total vanity project.
Posted by: Tarn at November 14, 2008 5:02 PM
A cardboard zombie Peter O'Toole, with a hyena cackling away in the background and some dude from Hot Topic ranting inanities...Is this someone's film school project?
Posted by: Adam C at November 14, 2008 5:15 PM
Last time I saw a face like that, Kirk was threatening to blow it to hell with a shipful of corbomite...
Posted by: funtime42 at November 14, 2008 6:31 PM
holy fucking shit i'm still cracking up, 6 minutes later.
best review EVER, dustin.
Posted by: mex at November 14, 2008 6:46 PM
HOLY SHIT! I don't know whether to laugh to cry. I don't think O'Toole has any idea what the hell is going on. It's that or he's so horrified by what's happening he can to nothing but sit there and hope that the kid in the scene will stop talking soon. I think I'll pop my DVD of "Lawrence of Arabia" in and try to forget That I ever saw that clip.
Posted by: Dano at November 14, 2008 8:48 PM
Oh PaJaysus, my work PC doesn't have sound (not that I could listen to it in the middle of a shift if it did), and that clip is STILL funny. My uncle is 73 and in a rehab hospital and he nearly died a few months ago just from being old and he was on a ventilator and serious meds and he's coming around better now but at the time he looked his worst he looked EXACTLY like Peter O'Toole.
Posted by: bucdaddy at November 14, 2008 9:15 PM
My theory is that Mr. O'Toole only shot one 5 second scene (gaping mouth, dead eyes) and they just keep plugging it in every 30 seconds. You know, if we are horrified that Lawrence of Arabia shit the bed (both figuratively and literally, from the looks of it), we might not notice how ATROCIOUS Padalecki is in the movie.
Padalecki would have been more convincing if he was wearing fewer clothes. But I guess it is a movie about Christmas, so maybe it was too cold for nudity?
Posted by: llp at November 14, 2008 10:20 PM
Dead-Peter taught him about love? Hopefully before it was Necro love right?
The laughter, oh the laughter is pure gold.
Posted by: ThePerv at November 15, 2008 12:02 AM
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD. Thank you for this.
The video? That's the very part I laughed my ass off at too.
Posted by: Brittanie at November 15, 2008 12:56 AM
i think that peter o'toole sent in a still shot from the UK.
this reminds me of seeing really old hollywood actors on the loveboat, and wondering how much they paid them to make it worth having the last appearance of a stellar career involve getting advice from gopher on the lido deck and kibbutzing with isaac about dr. bricker's improper sexual misconduct.
Posted by: celery at November 15, 2008 7:15 AM
*shoots the Isaac double-guns*
Oh how I miss the Love Boat. Only Jim Backus and Jack Palance in "Angels Revenge" approaches that quality of guest starring. Yep, Saturday nights with the Pacific Princess and Fantasy Island were where it was at. Granted, I was seven but STILL! Gold!
I've been told I should be a cruise director, but I do not believe it.
That had to be one of the most hilarious reviews I've ever read/seen! I actually stopped lurking just to say that. The comments by themselves made me spit the water I was drinking!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Damn...every time I feel stressed I'm gonna watch this clip.
Posted by: Jubne at November 15, 2008 10:20 AM
Shouldn't all this talk about Plenty O'Toole be on the Bond girls thread?
What?
Oh. (ahem) Carry on, then.
Posted by: bucdaddy at November 15, 2008 11:23 AM
"Dead-Peter taught him about love? Hopefully before it was Necro love right?"
ThePerv - are you suggesting that is Peter O'Toole's O-face?
Posted by: llp at November 15, 2008 11:58 AM
I had to come out of lurking just to say I absolutely adore you. You have just given me the BEST Christmas gift I could possibly give to my mother-in-law. She would love it. Plus it's a gift that keeps on giving when I can giggle at her thanking me for insulting her! Thank you, Dustin :)
Posted by: archaeokelly at November 15, 2008 1:18 PM
Well llp he is talking about 'love' a lot... I'm sure if Peter O'Toole was surprise buttsecked by the man without a neck he'd look just that horrified.
I'm almost crying from laughing so hard, oh my god. That was just necessary.
I live in NC. And my church-goin' girlfriends LOVED this movie.
Posted by: Dingles at November 16, 2008 1:55 PM
Thomas Kincaid is no Edward Hopper, that's for damn sure. This is unbelievably bad. This is Too Bad To Even Be Shown On MST3K Bad. (and I love your laugh!)
Posted by: greghousesgf at November 16, 2008 4:21 PM
Thomas Kincaid is no Edward Hopper, that's for damn sure. This is unbelievably bad. This is Too Bad To Even Be Shown On MST3K Bad. (and I love your laugh!)
Posted by: greghousesgf at November 16, 2008 4:23 PM
Funniest review I've ever seen, I hope you do more of these.
Is Peter O'Toole still alive? He looked like a badly embalmed corpse, for god's sake!
Posted by: snapnhiss at November 16, 2008 5:43 PM
So they just opened a Thomas Kinkaid store (yes, a store that sells only Kinkaid paintings, well, facsimiles of said paintings) on Central Ave. in my hometown of Albuquerque...let me reiterate, a Kinkaid store on Route 66 in Albuquerque, NM!! What could be further from cheesy snow-covered cottages and wreaths? I'm counting the weeks it takes to fail miserable and go away. Actually, I'm misrepresenting it slightly, they also sell grandfather clocks.
Posted by: Alarmjaguar at November 16, 2008 8:29 PM
TRULY.THE.FUNNIEST.REVIEW.EVER
more more more...
Posted by: Di at November 17, 2008 1:12 AM
Thomas Kincade is the Preparation-H of the art world.
Posted by: lateformyfuneral at November 17, 2008 1:49 PM
There's a CLASS on how to paint like THAT guy??? What the shit!?
Posted by: Von at November 21, 2008 3:55 PM
I know what I want for Christmas now...Dustin's laughter.
Posted by: Rachel at November 24, 2008 7:21 PM
thomas kincaid is living proof that nostradamus was a hack......the third anti-christ goes by the name "artist".
NOOOOOO! PETER O'TOOLE, HOW COULD YOU?! Just because the Academy doesn't understand you, doesn't mean the rest of us are the same! I loved you in My Favorite Year, you were heartbreaking in Venus, you amazed me with Ratatouille, hell I thought you were pretty good in Casino Royale and you only had a 30 second bit there.
Just come back from the ledge now, please. We'll find you a nice video game to do voice overs in, and we'll even get you into some prestige pictures so you can try and win that golden statue fair and square. You just have to trust me. *holds out hand*