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The Simpsons Movie / Seth Freilich

Film Reviews | July 27, 2007 | Comments (67)


I have started, erased and re-started this review about seven or eight times now. Some drafts started grandly, talking about the importance of “The Simpsons” in pop culture and society in general. Some started more personally, detailing what a grade-A “Simpsons” nerd I am or talking about the fact that this is my first official movie review. Others talked about what it was like to catch the flick at a midnight show with some wonderfully drunk youngins and diehard nerd-fans (including a dude in full-dress as the Crazy Cat Lady, complete with an army of stuffed cats). There were so many angles to take but, ultimately, none of them seemed right because they all ignored the elephant in the room (Stampy?), the question that everyone really wants to know: Can a movie that’s been talked about for so long, and which has so many diehard fans as its core audience, possibly live up to the expectations?

And check out this pleasant surprise — the movie will most likely meet or exceed your expectations, depending on where exactly you’re coming from. And what I mean by that is that there are probably four camps of relevant people here: (i) there’s the majority of my generation, who are of the belief that the show was fantastic-genius until somewhere between Seasons Seven and Nine, at which point it all went to shit, never to return; (ii) there are those who think that “The Simpsons” can do no wrong, and that it’s always been funny; (iii) there are those in the middle, who think the show took a quality dip for a while but has since come back at least somewhat; and (iv) there are those who have just never been into “The Simpsons” and are relatively indifferent to it (I’m choosing to ignore an arguable fifth camp of folks who hate the show and/or are offended by it because, frankly, they’re already dead to me). Now, for the record, I am in the third camp — the recent seasons surely pale in comparison to the show’s golden era, but the last couple of years have generally offered up at least a few laughs an episode, rather consistently, which is more than I can say for most network comedies. In any event, the folks in Camps One and Four will likely come to this film with tempered-to-low expectations, and I think they’ll be pleasantly surprised at the number of laughs the flick provides. Meanwhile, the folks in Camps Two and Three may have higher expectations, but for them, the film will likely meet those expectations as well, as it’s surely funnier than the last several seasons of the show. In fact, leaving the theater last night, I heard some obvious Camp Two folks saying they thought this was the best flick they’d seen in years (that’s quite a stretch, in my book, but you get the point).

Backing up to look at the movie itself, while it starts off a little scattershot, the film quickly slides into familiar territory, with a larger A-plot and a smaller B-plot. The “main plot” story is basically about pig shit: Homer adopts a pig — the “Spider-Pig” we’ve seen in the trailers — and his depositing of the pig’s crap into Lake Springfield is the last straw in a brewing environmental calamity, which leads to the President and EPA head Russ Cargill (wonderfully voiced by our old pal Hank Scorpio, a.k.a., Albert Brooks) stepping in to “fix” things. This “fix,” of course, puts the whole town in pretty dire straits and leaves the Simpsons clan in a bit of a pickle, since everyone blames Homer. I’ll skip over the details of how all of this goes down and plays out, but I will say this — while it’s clear that the writers and producers tried to turn everything up a notch with this story, it still didn’t feel very “big screen.” It wasn’t bad, by any stretch, but it just didn’t feel like something that had to be told in movie form. Which isn’t to say that the film simply felt like an expanded episode, because that’s not true either — it just didn’t have the “epic” feel one might have expected, or hoped for, even with the whole “is Springfield doomed?” element of the story.

Meanwhile, there’s also that B-plot focusing on Homer’s relationship with Marge and Bart. The family relationship has always been the show’s heart and soul, and it comes as no surprise that this is the case with the movie as well — the whole Lake Springfield storyline exacerbates what Bart feels is a broken relationship with Homer, and it also puts some considerable strain on Homer and Marge’s marriage. Of course, neither of these is really new ground. Bart and Homer have had plenty of ups and downs over the years (perhaps most memorably in “Brother from the Same Planet,” where Bart gets himself a big brother and Homer, in turn, takes on cute little “Pepsi” as his little brother). Similarly, Marge and Homer have found their relationship on the rocks in countless episodes over the years. And while the movie manages to take a fairly fresh approach to the Bart/Homer angle, the Homer/Marge aspect really feels like a been-there-done-that (in fact, fans of the show will recognize one sequence which is basically a rehash of a classic episode, which is a bit inexplicable as it doesn’t feel like an “homage” to that episode, nor is it as funny). But despite whatever flaws there may be in the family angle, it does manage to act as film’s underlying emotional thread, and to that end, it ultimately serves the movie just fine.

Now some might have expected truly great things on the story front, given the fact that virtually every “big name” (to the fans, at least) writer and exec-producer from the show’s history contributed to the movie, with the notable exceptions of Conan O’Brien and Sam Simon (an original co-developer of the show who has since had a falling out with the other OGs). But the end result really isn’t that surprising at all — I mean, the show has aired over 400 episodes, and as a great “South Park” episode riffed years ago, “The Simpsons” have really already done everything there is to do. So we can’t be that surprised that there are some shortcomings to the story, or a resultant feeling of deja vu, can we? But there is something which I found rather surprising. Without giving much away, I’ll tell you that the family ends up leaving Springfield for a spell, and this felt like a huge mistake to me. Sure, this decision offered an opportunity to focus on the family a bit more. But with so many beloved and wonderful secondary characters, why would you put yourself in a situation where you’re not able to do more with them all? You do catch a glimpse of almost everyone you want to see, and many get at least a moment of big screen glory, but I really felt they could have done a lot more here. In fact, there was a scene towards the end of the film which showed a potentially genius storyline that was inexplicably ignored here, a “what if the whole town went Lord of the Flies?” That scene actually caused me to be a little disappointed, as I realized what untapped potential there was.

But in the grand scheme of things, these complaints about the film’s story are relatively minor and overcome by two other aspects of the movie — its art and its humor. While the movie may not feel truly at truly home on the big screen from a story aspect, it absolutely does from a visual aspect. It’s simply gorgeous to watch. The animation and coloring is as crisp as it’s ever been and, more importantly, the artists really took advantage of the widescreen format, giving us some truly wonderful settings and shots. From simple wider-angle views of the family’s home to expansive shots of Springfield and Alaska, the visuals are just plain fun.

More importantly, of course, the flick is funny. We always knew that this is what would make or break the movie — can they bring the laughs? And it turns out that they can, more-or-less. In fact, the first twenty-or-so minutes of the film are absolutely hilarious. Not necessarily on par with the genius years, but not far removed. And if this pace had been kept up over the course of the whole film, it might’ve escalated from a funny film to a truly hilarious film. But as it is, things tend to slow down a little as the film moves more into the main storylines. There are still some laughs throughout the rest of the movie, but the jokes just don’t quite come as quickly or as humorously as they do in the beginning.

Which leads to the one true shame of this flick. As I said, I do think it generally meets expectations. But when you look at the great comedy early in the film, and when you see some of the untapped story elements, you realize that this movie just didn’t hit the heights that it had the potential for. It’s still a good flick, but I think it could’ve been a great one. You know, the current show-runner, Al Jean, said that his hopes for the movie were that it would be “somewhere between Sgt. Pepper’s the album and Sgt. Pepper’s the movie.” Ultimately, I think that’s exactly what we’ve got here. It’s a good movie with enough laughs and entertainment value to be worth the price of admission and, truthfully, while I haven’t bought a set of the show’s DVDs since Season Eight, I’ll almost surely pick this DVD up when it comes out.

Homer once taught Bart and Lisa the following life-lesson: “Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” Thankfully, that’s not the lesson here.


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Seth Freilich is Pajiba’s television editor. For the record, his favorite episode is, hands down, “The PTA Disbands.” It’s an eminently quotable episode which is often overlooked in discussions of the show’s greatest episodes.


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Comments

I laughed. I hooted. I clapped. I thoroughly enjoyed myself and I will see this moving again poste haste. That being said, the notable omission in this movie is the relative absence of known supporting characters. While many of our beloved Springfieldians appear in group scenes, they merit only a single line, if that. Undoubtedly, this is due to the larger "epic" storyline that takes the Simpsons out of Springfield, but I was hoping for a greater appearance of favorite second-string characters.

Posted by: RicaB at July 27, 2007 1:30 PM

^moving = movie, duh

Not-quite-recovered from the late-night showing...

Posted by: RicaB at July 27, 2007 1:31 PM

The movie was enjoyable and funny (one of the more consistantly funny films I've seen in a while - including you fanboys' current fav Mr. Apatow's), but like everyone most likely will, I, too, see some missed potential. The biggest being that the main "villian" - Albert Brooks character - should have been either Mr. Burns or Sideshow Bob. Instead of creating this new character (which wasn't very memorable), they should've used a classic one which would've/should've given more to work with. Just my humble 2 cents.

Posted by: Brian at July 27, 2007 1:56 PM

I'm in camp 3, and my roommate kind of has one foot in three and one foot in one, leaning towards the latter. But I've been looking forward to this like mad, and I'm glad that it doesn't suck.

Now, then. To get some Buzz Cola (..crap, should I buy a case of the damn stuff before the promotion ends?)

Posted by: Mara at July 27, 2007 1:58 PM

I can't fucking wait.

And I concur with "The PTA disbands," although my personal fave is "Homer the Clown."

"Staring at my sandals? That's a paddlin. Paddlin the school canoe? You better believe that's a paddlin."

Posted by: Julie at July 27, 2007 2:05 PM

I've been anxiously awaiting this review all day!!!

Congrats, Seth, on your first movie review: well done!!

And THANK GOD that this movie got a positive review!! I was so afraid that it would be bad.

WHOOHOO!!!! Can't wait to go see it!! My sibs and I grew up watching it together and we just HAD to see it together, all three of us, even if it meant waiting until Saturday.

Posted by: Jelinas at July 27, 2007 2:19 PM

I already have my tickets and will be going tonight. So glad to see a good review. I count myself in camp 3. I love the early years (Snowball 1, 2 and now 3, right?) and felt that there was a quality dip in the middle. Still love the show though.

Cannot frickin' wait. I have been singing "Spider Pig" for the last few days. If it did suck, I was seriously planning an invasion of Fox Studios.

Posted by: Melody at July 27, 2007 2:31 PM

Thanks Seth. That was a thoughtful and balanced review that makes me more certain than ever that I want to catch this on the big screen.

Though I would ask, did you mean to type: "while I haven't a bought a set of the show's DVDs since Season Eight" ?

Indeed I did, and that's what it says now. --SF

Posted by: Simon B at July 27, 2007 2:50 PM

My views on the simpsons has suffered in the same way the Monty Python and the Holy Grail has suffered: too many losers quote it constantly.

I love Futurama though.

Posted by: Seth L at July 27, 2007 2:50 PM

seth, this review literally warmed my heart. i didn't need any extra incentive to see this movie, but after reading this i'm just excited as balls.
also, i fully agree about "the PTA disbands", although i have so many favourite episodes that it kinda makes my soul ache trying to think of them all.

Posted by: mex at July 27, 2007 3:29 PM

The body of your review doesn't exactly match up with your title. Also, I don't quite agree with the comment about losers quoting it constantly. They seem to have taken up constantly quoting Family Guy, which is an even greater thorn in my side.

Posted by: riahmor at July 27, 2007 3:55 PM

Your review was way too long for this movie.

Posted by: NorCal Mufuckas at July 27, 2007 3:58 PM

awesome movie!!!

stay for the credits... they arent as good as some after/during credits footage but still fun... memorize all the names!!!

maggie says "sequel" during the credits... they make fun of the theater janitor at the end of the credits... people were cleaning the aisles during the screening i went to... i dont think they found it funny.... :-)

Posted by: wtfpr at July 27, 2007 4:12 PM

I am in the second camp, believing that The Simpsons can do no wrong, and is still as funny and relevant as ever.

Having said that, HOT ROD is the funniest f*cking movie I've seen in at least a decade.

So stupid, it's smart.

Posted by: Mohaski at July 27, 2007 4:12 PM

I've been waiting for this review all day.

Admittedly i am in camp 2. However, my expectations for this film are pretty laid back simply for the fact that I've never seen a movie made from a 1/2 hour show that was ever worth the time it took to see it. I know I'll love it regardless.

Damn I'm excited for tonight!

Posted by: jones at July 27, 2007 4:13 PM

riahmor: The body of your review doesn't exactly match up with your title.



A Simpsons fan would know the review title is a play on a Comic Book Guy cliche.

Posted by: RicaB at July 27, 2007 4:22 PM

A Simpsons fan would know the review title is a play on a Comic Book Guy cliche.

Posted by: RicaB at July 27, 2007 4:22 PM

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Giggigty giggity....allllriiiight.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 27, 2007 4:46 PM

You missed the most important detail:

Was there a trailer for Bender's Big Score?

Posted by: Mitch Clem at July 27, 2007 5:16 PM

This is how much my family loves the Simpsons. When it first came out my mother was pregnant and OBSESSED with Bart. She collected every and anything that had to do with him and even put up a giant poster of Bartman in her room which stayed there for over a decade. When my brother was born he was named after my father but for some reason we all thought he looked like the cartoon character. He had the eyes and the inward bottom lip so I started calling him Bart and then everyone did. She loved it but my father was apalled. Almost 18 years later we still call him by that name. When his friends are around and we call him this, he is mortified. He doesn't mind us calling him Bart but his friends are off limits to the name. To this day he still looks like Bart but a 6' black and very cute version.

I say all this to say I stopped watching the show a very long time ago but it was and still is a phenomenon that will live on for a very long time, especially when I go home and visit my baby brother. I'll be going to see this and I sure hope we can make this a family thing.

Posted by: Candy at July 27, 2007 5:33 PM

The only positive I have discovered so far about my office moving to Jersey is there is, as required by law apparently, a amll too blocks away. I have arranged for a post work field trip on Monday to Springfield.

By the way Seth, not much of a statement since Season 9 was the latest to come out on DVD. 10 in 2 weeks I think.

Posted by: Brian at July 27, 2007 5:51 PM

The Simpsons is an institution.

It can do no wrong! Same with Futurama. Even the WORST, including but not limited to, and more in the Simpsons case, the haven't I seen this episode before!? episodes have at least a little nugget of gold. Whether that nugget is more insight into a character, one single laugh that was worth seeing the episode, or simply a reference to an older episode/older joke that some of you betrayers would've missed, they're all golden on some level.

Those of you not in the 2nd camp need an attitude adjustment. BETRAYERS! BLASPHEMY!

The X-Files was great up until shortly after the movie, and then it definitely jumped and was devoured, with extreme prejudice, by a shark. After seeing the series finale, I confirmed how horrible it really was(I've seen nothing between after the movie until the end). In comparison, the Simpsons has never been THAT bad.

A true fan loves ALL of The Simpsons, not just a select few. The same cannot be said for other shows(except Futurama).

Think of it this way, a parent isn't supposed to have favorites and should love all their children equally. Even the ones they don't find so funny or amusing.

One of the later Simpsons episodes, the wife swap episode, This is Your Wife was excellent. There are several good episodes between 7-9 to now.

I'm in camp #2, but don't deny some of the later seasons/episodes are weak, but I'm a loyal fan unlike some of you betrayers!

"People said I was dumb, but I proved them!" - Fry/Simpsons betrayers

Posted by: WhoWhatWhere at July 27, 2007 6:23 PM

Those of you not in the 2nd camp need an attitude adjustment. BETRAYERS! BLASPHEMY!

A true fan loves ALL of The Simpsons, not just a select few.

You need to take Fry's quote to heart yourself

Posted by: mobius at July 27, 2007 6:40 PM

As someone who was conceived at almost the exact same time as the show, and whose soul weeps at the sight of it slowly petering out (camp one represent!) this is one of those movies I HAVE TO watch, no matter how much of a polished turd it is. I hope I'm wrong!

Posted by: Natalie at July 27, 2007 7:14 PM

ITA w/ riahmor about "Family Guy." SO NOT FUNNY!!!

And I'm in Camp 3 -- but, while I do think that the quality dipped around Season , even the worst episode of "The Simpsons" (which is, IMO, "Homer's Enemy," the one with Frank Grimes) is still a heck of a lot better than the best that "Family Guy" can produce.

Posted by: Jelinas at July 27, 2007 8:07 PM

"Homer's enemy" is one of the best episodes in my opinion.

Posted by: schrome at July 27, 2007 8:58 PM

The movie is absolutely wonderful and hilarious and the best time I had at the theater in a long time. To appreciate EVERYTHING in the movie, especially the secondary characters, you do have to have more than a casual knowledge of the show, but if you hardly know anything about it, I think you can still enjoy it.

When the show debuted in '89, the marketing was centered around Bart and he was supposed to be the breakout star, but as quickly as a year or so later, it turned out to be Homer. You wouldn't want to hang around Homer in real life: He'll, at the very least, get you hurt, possibly killed. But he is the epitome of the always beloved animated buffoon archetype: child-like, says and does what he wants and gets away with it and has a heart.

Plus, he's just fucking funny, for God's sakes.

Posted by: Robert Sims at July 27, 2007 10:03 PM

It's so sad that the best defense anyone can come up with this: "well, is not really that good but even the worst is better than Family Guy"

Nope, not even a little bit. I still watch the Simpsons and will 'til the bitter end but I won't even try such a pathetic defense of what has become a stale endeavor. The truth is Simpsons has tried to become Family Guy and FAILED miserably. Family Guy and American Dad are doing the social and political parody commentary that was once the Simpsons bread and butter. Simpsons is sometimes just plain dumb and stupid now. Yup, that's the worst thing they have done, made it stupid.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 27, 2007 10:19 PM

mobius, the only thing I can say to defend myself is...


'Alright bird, you thought you could beat me in a game of wits. Well you just met your equal.'

Posted by: WhoWhatWhere at July 27, 2007 10:35 PM

'...potentially genius storyline that was inexplicably ignored here, a "what if the whole town went Lord of the Flies?"'

Yeah, I bet it would have been so much funnier than the episode where the school bus crashed and the kids "went Lord of the Flies"

Posted by: rob at July 27, 2007 11:11 PM

Family Guy and American Dad? Those shows lick balls. The Simpsons may not have done 400 flawless episodes, but it's still easily the greatest TV comedy ever, hands down. Seeing it Saturday, can't wait.

Posted by: Dude Manbrough at July 28, 2007 1:21 AM

can't wait. huge "simpsons" fan.

you could put me in a room with one of my friends and we could quote dialogue from "the simpsons" for 2 hours straight.

i will be seeing this tomorrow.

Posted by: idiot dentist at July 28, 2007 1:37 AM

I'm sort of in camp 2 and 3... while I don't think the show "can't do wrong", every episode I have ever seen has made me laugh, some more than others of course, but I can honestly say each and every one has given me at least a couple of laughs. Not bad for 400 episodes!

Oh yeah, the movie! Hilarious! The animation IS gorgeous and rich and I laughed throughout. Just go, you'll be glad you did.

Posted by: mla at July 28, 2007 4:41 AM

I'm in camp 3, yes I'm one of those losers who quotes the show every 2 minutes, and yes I fucking loved damn near every second of this movie.

For the love of crap, I hope it doesn't take them another 18 years to make a sequel.

Posted by: Arran at July 28, 2007 5:41 AM

I think you did a great job on this review, particularly in the "camps" idea. The Simpsons movie, like any hyped up thing, is more complicated to review because you have to take the hype, and the history that started the hype, into consideration. Altogether I think you did a really solid job of taking on this monster and I look forward to reading more reviews by you in the future!

Also, I'm glad your review was actually very helpful, instead of waxing poetic and losing everyone.

Posted by: lor at July 28, 2007 1:47 PM

While I am quite happy that someone else appreciates the sheer brilliance that is The PTA disbands, I just wanted to remind you of the Lord of the Flies parody involving the children in (I believe) a treehouse of horror episode.

Posted by: troy mcclure at July 28, 2007 3:25 PM

The Lord of the Flies episode was NOT on a Trreehouse Special it was a regular season episode titled Das Bus :).

There is another Lord of the Flies allusion in the Kamp Krusty episode.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 28, 2007 4:33 PM

Actually, the "Lord of the Flies" parody was in an episode (from season 9, I think! Pick up that new DVD set, Seth!) that I think was called "Das Bus." Pretty funny stuff.

Posted by: roxy at July 28, 2007 4:39 PM

dang slow internet connection... way to beat me to the punch!

Posted by: roxy at July 28, 2007 4:40 PM

don't fully agree Seth, i was laughing the whole time. i thinought the humar was incredibly well placed and perfectly timed. i wasnt excited for this movie when i heard about it, but this representation on the big screen, IMO, was almost perfect (i do agree with you about the LoTF thing and the potential ot uyse more secondary characters).

Posted by: MAx at July 28, 2007 6:54 PM

In "Brother from the Same Planet," Homer's 'little brother' is actually named Pepe, not Pepsi.
Pepe: Oh Papa Homer, you are so learn-ed.
Homer: Learn'd, son... It's pronounced leeaarrrrrrn'd.

I'm going in a half hour; I can't wait.

Posted by: Burns at July 28, 2007 11:06 PM

Saw the movie tonight. Loved it. Found it funnier than our Pajiba reviewer did. Only complaint was the morons in the audience screwing around, and worse, the guy who repeated any joke/sign/exclamation then laughed obnoxiously afterwards.

Posted by: WhoWhatWhere at July 29, 2007 3:31 AM

I guess I'm in camp three.
I went and saw this on opening day, and I don't normally do that. I'm like, eh, I'll just wait. But I'm glad I went.

I went to the second last showing of the day (8:30 pm), got my popcorn/drinks and tickets ripped before ten past eight and decided to just hang around the cinema as I had nothing better to do. Good thing I did, because when I got there, there was a huge line stretching from Cinema five to Cinema four already.

My only complaint is that because the theatre was so packed I had to sit next to a woman who PISSED herself laughing at the lame movie ads. I mean, she was wiping tears out of her eyes. Especially for that Catherine Zeta-Jones one.
"Oh my GOD! I cannot WAIT to see that! It looks so good! Did you see that ad? Were you watching? Doesn't it look HI-larious?! I am SO going to see that! Hahahahahahaha."


Lady, shut up.
Isn't it completely fucking obvious they're going to hook up and do the mattress mambo?
Le sigh.

Posted by: Chantelle at July 29, 2007 10:56 AM

Also, it seems more people are quoting Family Guy these days than the Simpsons.

Most people know to not quote Family Guy around me because I just hate that show.

Wow, this is worse than the time I...(Insert random scenario that is completely unrelated)

Hey, this reminds me of the time I...


Ooops, did I just steal all of their jokes?

Posted by: Chantelle at July 29, 2007 11:01 AM

I've stuck with the show through the good and the bad. The movie is good. Not great, but good. I agree it just doesn't feel epic enough but there is really no where else to go that hasn't been done before. I wish they had pushed the rating more, I have no idea why it was rated PG-13 unless it was for the 2 seconds of Bart's oblong. If so that is just silly. The movie is funny enough to be worth seeing and it is cool to see the show on the big screen but don't expect the best comedy in ages or you'll be let down.

Posted by: Rob at July 29, 2007 3:25 PM

Burns - I may be wrong here, but I'm pretty sure Homer actually referred to Pepe as "Pepsi."

Likely because Homer is a very learn'd man. :->

Posted by: MO at July 29, 2007 3:28 PM

I saw this movie this weekend and loved it. It kicked ass in the box office. All is well with the world.

Posted by: CDell at July 29, 2007 3:35 PM

this movie was sweet.

Posted by: eden at July 29, 2007 7:53 PM

Finally saw the movie tonight, and it was fuckin' awesome!

Yeah...that's about all I got to say.

Posted by: MrSparkle at July 29, 2007 10:12 PM

Ugh. Couldn't disagree with the review and the majority more. I'm a camp one Simpson fan. The Simpsons was one the greatest, funniest, smartest satirical cartoons, until the talent left and it lost it's direction. But, what do you expect? After about 7 seasons of anything a concept is going to run out of steam. They should have retired on a high note, but alas...

Anyway, a friend of mine, who has reliably good movie taste, saw it and said it was one of the worst movie experiences of his entire life. Prety much all Adam Sandler level slapstick comedy, and "zany" antics. Not a hint of wit. Nothing but cheap, stale laughs for the groundlings.

The Simpsons was great when it was laughing at us. The show has now devolved into celebrating itself and self-reference. Sad but true.

My guess, Groening and the rest don't give a damn about anything anymore except making boatloads of cash. (George Lucas syndrome.) My own theory -they purposefully went for the kind of humor more accessible to the non-English speaking worldwide audience (as well as to the larger, stupid English speaking audience). It's an easy way of maximizing their total box office take.

So, congratulations, Groening and company. You weren't hurting for the money, but now you can go out and buy some diamond encrusted yachts. Why settle for being rich when you can become richer by churning out mediocre crap?

Posted by: DW at July 30, 2007 3:22 AM

I remember when The Simpsons first aired on Fox. They were in the same time slot, believe it or not, as The Cosby Show. I was a die hard Cosby fan in my youth and never thought The Simpsons had a chance. Oh how wrong I was.

I NEVER see movies in the theater and rarely even rent DVD's. I trust Pajiba to lead me in the right direction, so I'll be seeing this one in the theater.

As for the Family Guy love, I see the potential for the show IF it was just Bryan/Brian (?) and Stewie. I could do without the rest of the family entirely, especially Peter. I find it somewhat odd to dislike a fictional character as much as I dislike that guy.

Posted by: BtotheU at July 30, 2007 10:31 AM

There are two camps of Simpsons fans. Those who love the show & those who outwardly claim to be too good for it now despite secretly watching every episode. The movie was exactly like watching a four-part episode & THAT'S WHAT MADE IT GOOD!

Posted by: Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo Jr. at July 30, 2007 8:47 PM

As far as the camps go, I fall in Camp One. I grew up on The Simpsons, but stopped watching around Season 12-13. I have caught one or two episodes in the past couple years, but they were just painful to watch: slapstick humor, horrible sight gags, numerous pop culture references. It's like the show has taken all the worst elements from South Park and Family Guy and combined them into a congealed mess, which is ironic as both shows have, in some way, borrowed from The Simpsons' timeless formula.

I was apprehensive about making a film, and I'll be the first to admit the original trailer made me cringe (Homer on the wrecking ball stuck between a large rock and a bar called "A Hard Place"). I could see what they were going for, but it made me just say "Oh God, Schwatzwelder must be spinning in his unmarked grave... if he were dead." I truly felt it would signify the end of The Simpsons.

And honestly, having seen it twice now, I wish it was the finale of the show. Because this was by far one of the most hilarious things to come out of Groening's warped mind in ages. The movie felt like home to me, and I really credit it to the assembly of the great minds who created this epic program in the beginning (shame about Simon, memories of the bed-ridden derelict with Freddy Kruger fingernails from the 138th Episode Spectacular). The humor was genuine, the animation was flawless, and the facial expressions were so top notch for so many things. For example: In "Homer Goes to College", and other episodes of that season, Homer would make a comment causing others to just stare at him vacantly. Never again was this priceless heirloom of Simpsons nostalgia repeated until the look on Marge's face when she heard "Spider-Pig" that had me crying from laughter moreso than Homer's song did!

My primary gripe, one shared by you, is the third act really wasn't as hilarious as the beginning. The first 30 minutes = pure comedy gold. Joke after joke after joke kept coming, all in the classic Simpsons comfort that made me want more. But once it really gets into the primary storyline, things tend to sway away from that and jokes are left to a minimum. Another gripe, my only other one, is despite the immense ensemble cast of every single Springfieldian known to man who hasn't been killed, the absence of Sideshow Bob saddened me. Even one of his elequent anecdotes would've been welcome in this film.

Everyone I know is in the same camp as me, and I was the first among them to take the plunge and see this film. Now, I tell them if they don't they'll never forgive themselves. This movie was fantastic, and thank you Matt for giving us Simpsons veterans one last heartfelt laugh.

Posted by: Raem at July 31, 2007 1:39 AM

I liked the movie but it didn't live up to my expectations, sadly. Or the hype.

That doesn't mean I don't love the Simpsons - of course I do. I just would say if this were an episode it wouldn't be one of my favorites.

But speaking of favorites, one of my favorite recent episodes is #1805 "GI (Annoyed Grunt)", and Homer's response to Bart joining the army, (I can't find an actual quote at the moment so I'm paraphrasing): "Don't worry Marge, by the time Bart turns 18 we'll be in charge of the whole planet and there won't be any more war. Wait, we're China, right?"

Posted by: Jenn at July 31, 2007 3:03 PM

am i the only person who loves BOTH family guy and the simpsons?

Posted by: teresa at July 31, 2007 9:12 PM

Does anyone know who does the voice of Colin? IMDB doesn't list him... grrr

The worst Simpsons, IMHO, is the Bleeding Gums Murphy episode (the first one)

Posted by: oaklandcat at August 1, 2007 5:23 AM

I think the biggest problem was that it was 'The Simpsons Movie' in the most literal sense: it was just Bart, Lisa, Homer, Marge, Maggie. The secondary characters which add so much humour were either missing, silent in the background, or had brief one liners to aid plot-progression rather than be funny in their own right.

Russ Cargill was a boring character who monopolised screen time without providing the funny. A lot of this time would have been better used giving some of the existing secondary characters a bigger spotlight.

I loved the early seasons of the show, and even appreciate the later ones. The movie, like seasons 13 or so onwards (although the current season is slightly better than those previous), is, well, not especially bad, just.. ordinary. Perfectly adequate entertainment which gave me a brief and forgettable laugh or two. I bet even the die hard fans will have forgotten the details of the plot within a month or so.

Posted by: Nat at August 1, 2007 10:03 AM

Haven't seen it yet..will see it this weekend...If I recall correct the downturn in Simpsons quality happened in about 1995. They still had six or seven golden years which is saying something. My viewings have been sporadic over the last few seasons...the eps i have watched have been hit or miss but the "hits" have been very funny. Maybe things are back on track.

Favorite episodes: Homer voicing Poochie, the family's trip to Itchy & Scratchy Land, and Homer becoming a union boss. I also enjoy the "Cape Fear" sideshow bob episode.

Thank you for your time.

Posted by: snoodlesnake washington at August 1, 2007 7:49 PM

Haven't seen it yet..will see it this weekend...If I recall correct the downturn in Simpsons quality happened in about 1995. They still had six or seven golden years which is saying something. My viewings have been sporadic over the last few seasons...the eps i have watched have been hit or miss but the "hits" have been very funny. Maybe things are back on track.

Favorite episodes: Homer voicing Poochie, the family's trip to Itchy & Scratchy Land, and Homer becoming a union boss. I also enjoy the "Cape Fear" sideshow bob episode.

Thank you for your time.

Posted by: snoodlesnake washington at August 1, 2007 7:49 PM

I love love The Simpsons. The movie, not so much. After half an hour I wanted to walk out, and after seeing the whole thing I wish I had.

Posted by: millie at August 2, 2007 5:23 PM

As I see it The Simpsons Movie had many of the same flaws that the majority of movies that are made from tv shows had. They tried to go bigger than their franchise could actually handle. This resulted in a less than satisfactory waste of a perfectly good ten-dollar bill. I have some main problems with The Simpsons Movie in particular. Problem the first, although they did use most of the characters from the show (although many had non-speaking roles) they failed to really make me believe the new characters they added for the movie. They didn't do nearly enough character development (but I won't blame them for this as it is the problem with many movies). Problem the second, the storyline was less than satifactory. Ultimately it is the story of a little girl (Lisa) who wants them to keep Lake Springfield unpolluted (haven't heard 'that' before), and her father who screws it up. It can be said that they have had several regular episodes that not only had better storylines, but were also much more humorous. Another problem I have found with this movie is that they had done a 2-D animation for the movie. Let me clarify what I mean by this, as I am sure you are thinking "Duh". What I mean is they should have kept more to the standards they keep for the television shows than trying to make it look impressive. Personally I feel, and I know many that agree with me, that the 'paper' look that was employed in movies such as this, and giving the effect of a 3-D, 2-D world is seriously lacking in finesse. Honestly, I think the movie could have been better if they had a much more toned-down story (the current story being too complex for them to do any justice) and a much more refined scope. Also, I fail to see the sense of adding the few new characters they did when they just as easily could have used characters they have already employed and made a much more enjoyable story. For instance, the antagonist could have been Mr. Burns as we have seen quite often and they could have just slightly modified the reasons for what happened. Also, the addition of Lisa's 'boyfriend' was utterly unecessary as he only had maybe four lines in the whole movie, and they weren't even that important. But, my job here is not to say how I might have done things better, but to tell you what they did right and wrong. I have spent a lot of time of the negatives, but just let me clarify now, that I am a big fan of The Simpsons, I just think that they have really dropped the ball for the movie, and it was just not great. But now, of course, I must tell the good things as this could not be a proper review without them. The Simpsons Movie was a very funny movie, don't get me wrong. You know the pig was fun while it lasted and there were other funny parts (I won't say them for those of you that have not seen it yet). Also, they do have some of the classic Simpsons charm, and several hidden jokes (although most of them aren't real thinkers if you know what I mean, but there are a couple that take a little thought... again, I shall not reveal them here). All in all, they make a very good point when Homer says that he doesn't understand why he's paying good money for a something he could watch at home for free (I know I said I would reveal nothing other than the general suckiness of the movie, but that is not crucial to the plot and it is within the first 5 minutes, and really needs to be said). All in all, I would say you're probably better off waiting until it comes on tv (yeah, it was that bad I wouldn't even recommend renting it). But if you must go see it to see for yourself, very well, and for those of you who paid and agree with me, I know where you're coming from. Anyway, if you have anything to add, or completely disagree with what was said here, you can email me at bald_wookie@hotmail.com and we can argue or agree about this movie as the case may be. I look forward to hearing from you... just I would prefer as little hate mail as possible, but given what I've said about a show that is known as a landmark, the longest running cartoon ever (Scooby Doo and such others do not count as they have gone through many formay and title changes), and many other prestigious-type things, I can see that I may get quite a bit. But just keep in mind that I do really like the show, they just really messed up for the production of this movie. The trailers were very decieving and made the movies seem a lot better than it actually was.

Posted by: James Howlett at August 2, 2007 5:40 PM

I used to like The Simpsons, a lot. It jumped the shark. It landed on the shark and did a tapdance. It mocked the shark. And then it danced with the shark in an underwater ballet in which seahorses and octopi cavorted with scuba divers. Only a nonsensical claim like this could fittingly describe the nonsense that The Simpsons has been for many, many years.
So I don't actually care if this movie was good, bad, either extreme or anything in between. I am opposed to The Simpsons on principle now. It has gotten so BAD as a series, it's gone well beyond ruining any joy I ever had in it.

Posted by: Ari at August 2, 2007 10:50 PM

Have to see this movie again, and in a theater w/o a two year old screaming, banging on the seats, & being removed from the theater 4 or 5 times ranting and raving. Ugh. Even after we moved to another row, it was still pretty distracting.

OK - complaining aside: I LOVED this movie. Simple. LOVE. LOVE. LOVE. I am not a die-hard Simpsons fan, and frankly I don't know what camp I'm in - that's all too confusing for little old me. Been watching since te 80's, watch about 2 or 3 hours of it per weekday 'cause my kids freaking insist, own some early season DVDs & of course, Treehouse of Horror. There - now I guess I can be quantified.

True - I would have liked to have seen more supporting characters (besides Comic Book Guy - he had a few lines it seemed) Some of my favorites are Apu (Shut Up! Shut Up!Why are you not Shutting Up?! and Fat Tony (Where is the money? When are you going to get the money? Why aren't you getting the money now? And so on.) I guess if they hadn't gone off to Alaska they might have been able to squeeze in a few more characters. It didn't seem to produce anything overtly funny or important - just seemed like an excuse for another Homer peyote/rancid chili/LSD trip. Loved the evil EPA incompetence angle. Agree 100% that the first 20 minutes were hilarious - the rest of the movie was a little slower, but still better than almost any comedy I've seen in a long while.

I plan on buying the DVD & intend to "binge responsibly" on it whenever possible.

Posted by: GinKirk at August 7, 2007 1:27 PM

teehee -> make that the 90's. I don't remember the 80s now that I think about it.

Posted by: GinKirk at August 7, 2007 1:35 PM

I'm sorry, but I think that the Simpsons has completely lacked passable humor since around 1998. The fact that the show took this long to make its way to theaters is a bit disconcerting. Watching this film, it's clear to see in the jokes just who wrote what; The only truly funny moments (mostly in the first half hour) hold the style of dialogue that appeared in the early days, while the much (MUCH) dumber jokes (which frustratingly get the most laughs from the immature teenagers that pack the theaters for this movie) are obviously the product of the overpayed and woefully overrated newer writers.

Quite frankly, this movie is the same as the show has been: It lacks the brilliant observational and social comedy that appeared throughout the first seven seasons, and instead force-feeds us with stupidity and nonsensical retreads of old material until we can barely stand it. The writers have become so lazy and repetitive that I feel sick whenever I hear the shows formerly classic catchphrases like "D'Oh!" and "Ay carumba!". Had this movie been made ten years ago, I and the entire populace of Simpsons viewers would have eaten it up! As it is, the Simpsons lacks the topical, hot-button humor of animated shows like South Park. Even Spongebob Squarepants features more original and creative material (though this movie is admittedly more amusing than the rather disappointing Spongebob movie).

As usual, it is the briefest of jokes that actually entertain, such as the hillarious cameo by Tom Hanks himself and a seconds-long, homo-erotic makeout scene between policemen (not to mention the shockingly funny penis shot that appears early on). The little things are done well. Unfortunately, the big ideas, like much of the humor of the show within the last decade, are lost and, ultimately, force us to dumb down our standards for the sake of enjoying ourselves. Yeah, the show's been around a long time. That doesn't mean it's any good.

Posted by: AudioSuede at August 16, 2007 4:47 PM

i was dissaponited because where was mr burns and sideshow bob in the film i suspected that mr burns would be helping the epa and sideshow bob trying to kill bart when he's not with his family

Posted by: shaun jones at December 12, 2007 6:12 AM

Can anyone say COMMERCIAL? I only just watched the movie, after buying it for Christmas. Were they pandering to Al Gore and Marvel fans AND Bush haters? I laughed out loud but had the sinking feeling about the values which the Simpsons have lobbied for, from the Catholic Church to Vegetarians on TV, and have shed it all to express the actual slanted views of the writers and probably the actors who provide the voices. I don't really care that much. I will watch the movie again here and there. I will also catch the show when I have time. I just liked the intellectual side of this series better than the political.

Posted by: tyou at December 28, 2007 2:23 AM

Can anyone say COMMERCIAL? I only just watched the movie, after buying it for Christmas. Were they pandering to Al Gore and Marvel fans AND Bush haters? I laughed out loud but had the sinking feeling about the values which the Simpsons have lobbied for, from the Catholic Church to Vegetarians on TV, and have shed it all to express the actual slanted views of the writers and probably the actors who provide the voices. I don't really care that much. I will watch the movie again here and there. I will also catch the show when I have time. I just liked the intellectual side of this series better than the political.

Posted by: tyou at December 28, 2007 2:23 AM





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