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The 'Infinity Wars' Movie Title They Don't Want You to Know

By Dustin Rowles | Film | April 3, 2018 |

By Dustin Rowles | Film | April 3, 2018 |


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Avengers: Infinity War comes out later this month, but there is a sequel to it that does not yet have a title. Why? Because announcing the title would apparently be a spoiler for Avengers: Infinity War, and the Russo Bros. don’t want to give it away yet.

So, clearly, the title to Avengers Part II is a spoiler for Part I, so what is it? Avengers 4: The Search for Cap Ass?

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Maybe! I mean, we know that Chris Evans has already signaled he will not return after Avengers 4 and Chris Hemsworth’s contract ends after Avengers 4, so it may or may not have to do with the death of their characters, or another character in the MCU.

We’re just not sure, but here at the Pajiba Offices, we’ve managed to brainstorm potential titles, and we’ve narrowed it down to one of the following. We’re 90 percent positive we’ve identified the right title; we’re just not sure which one yet.

Avengers: What Happened to Thor?

Avengers: We Lost The Rights To Spider-Man, Sorry

Avengers: No More Shirtless Scenes

Avengers: Captain America Was Dead All Along And Everything Before This Was His Jacob’s Ladder Thing

Avengers: The Death of Superman

Avengers: The Killing Joke

Avengers: Hawkeye Saves the World

Avengers: Hope You Like Jeremy Renner Because Everyone Else’s Contracts Are Up

Avengers: The Real Infinity War Was The Friends We Made Along The Way

Avengers: Contract Negotiations Were Rough, Guys

Avengers: Yeah, We Still Don’t Have a Female-Centered Standalone Film, Whoops!

Avengers: Did We Mention Black Widow Is Sterile But Sexy?

Avengers: Quicksilver’s Okay! What? No One Cares?

Avengers: Loki Is The Hero This Time

Avengers: Captain America Goes The Hydra Route Because Trump’s President And Nothing Matters Anymore
Avengers: Tit Windows

Avengers: Goddamnit, No One Got That Man A Shield

Avengers: Death of The Science Bros

Avengers: Justice League 2 (Yes We Just Bought DC)

Avengers: Star Wars

Avengers: Return To The Shawarma Place

Avengers: There’s No Way to Reboot From ‘Destroying the Entire Universe’ So We’re Just Gonna Do It

Avengers: Couples Retreat

Avengers: Remember When Loki Dated Taylor Swift?

Avengers: No Capes, Darling

Avengers: We Gave Scarjo YET ANOTHER New Hairdo

Avengers: Nobody Puts Black Panther In The Corner

Avengers: Having Second Thoughts About This Glove Thing. Maybe It’s A Bit Flamboyant? Doesn’t Really Go With My Outfit

Avengers: 20 Minutes of Thanos Then Dr. Strange Sends Everyone Back in Time to Make Better Choices

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Avengers: Directed By Colin Treverrow




Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.



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