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I Know I'm With 'Em, But I Ain't Like Them

By TK | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (29)



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The Crazies, director Breck Eisner’s remake of the 1973 George Romero film, is more than just a remake. It’s a veritable melting pot of zombie and horror movie tropes. In addition to obviously retreading the basics (though softening the overall effects) of the original, it borrows heavily from just about every zombie and world-gone-mad movie from the last 30 years. Given that caveat, The Crazies is entertaining, and I suppose a moderate success within the more generic framework of the genre. However, after watching it I found myself feeling vaguely empty about it, as if I’d just watched several reels of other films fused together that instead of capitalizing on their best parts, ended up dulling the overall impact.

The story, if you haven’t gathered from the relentless marketing campaign, is about the residents of the small town of Ogden Marsh, Iowa who are, well, going crazy. And not just crazy like they poop themselves and yell at seagulls, but crazy like they suddenly want to burn their families alive and stab people with pitchforks. Caught in the midst of this sudden onset of decidedly un-neighborly savagery are Sheriff David Dutton (Timothy Olyphant — “Deadwood,” Live Free or Die Hard), his wife Judy (Radha Mitchell — Pitch Black, Silent Hill), and David’s deputy, Russell (Joe Anderson — Amelia, The Ruins). David is the first one to encounter the newly whackadoo denizens, and (of course) the first to suspect that something sinister might be afoot, eventually making a connection to the town’s water supply. But before you can blink, all of a sudden the military arrives and starts rounding up people, executing the sick and corralling the normal folks into camps to be shipped out of town. In the midst of this fracas, David and Judy are separated, and the rest of the film follows their efforts to reunite and then get the hell out of Ogden Marsh.

The Crazies is quite entertaining and actually has some well-executed tense, scary moments — it capitalizes on an effective sense of dread and despair, mixing in the inevitable occasional jump scares. The cinematography is quite striking, combining the natural beauty of the nation’s heartland and creating a freakish juxtaposition with the images of carnage — both “crazy” and army-created. By localizing the setting to just one tiny town, you get a better feel for how awful the scenario would be — when everyone starts eating each other in a big city or a worldwide pandemic, you just grab your loved ones and kill everyone that gets in your way. In a small town like Ogden Marsh, most of the people are your loved ones, creating a much more difficult and brutal set of choices.

The action is played out by a small but strong cast. Olyphant is suitably heroic and brave as David, and Radha Mitchell’s Judy manages to (for the most part) not fall into the helpless woman trap that always drives me insane in lesser horror films, although why David keeps going to check things out and telling her “wait here” is beyond me. The biggest surprise was Joe Anderson as Russell Clank. Clank is probably the more interesting character — he’s a devoted sidekick who slowly begins to see things his own way, and even though that vision might be the onset of madness, it’s compelling to watch his development. There are good-to-very good turns by the small supporting cast, including a solid performance from Danielle Panabaker (Sky High, Friday the 13th) and Brett Rickaby as one of the first of the infected.

Unfortunately, the film ultimately pulls its punches when it comes to character development — the choices they make are all based on imminent danger, and have none of the true brutality or complexity that I found in either the Romero original or of the remake’s better contemporaries. Instead of trying to show how the stresses and tensions of the situations can eat away at the relationships, we settle for a couple of minor squabbles with no real character arc, other than people going from heroic to… more heroic.

Therein lies part of the chief complaint, I suppose. It’s not that it’s an inferior film to the original, or even that one needs to compare the two. While this new version ramps up the action and atmospherics to great effect, it lacks the raw humanity and complex emotionality of the original. But that’s a minor quibble — it’s a remake that wants to be its own movie, and that’s good. The downside is that it’s not its own movie. It’s a frenzied and ultimately somewhat hollow amalgam of the ‘73 version, of Night of the Living Dead, 28 Days Later, “The X-Files,” hell, there’s even a little bit of Jaws thrown in — there’s a scene between David and the town’s mayor where if you exchanged “virus” for “shark” and “David” for “Brody,” you’d have a scene re-enactment that took place in a cornfield. The Crazies relies heavily on tried and true horror movie staples and brings little new material to the table. Those that it does borrow from/copy/pay homage to have done it better and with more imagination. Even the film’s tepid attempt at political commentary, depicted in its passive criticism of the military, fails to provide the viewer with much more than the conventional mustache-twisting and cynical depiction of government = bad guy.

A couple of weeks ago, we ran the review for the French film Mutants, which I thought was a strong example of taking a conventional horror movie concept and injecting a bit of new life into it (although it ultimately fell apart at the end). The Crazies is fun and scary, it’s well acted and it has a creepy, foreboding feel that gives it a certain edge-of-the-seat feel. But it never takes the path less traveled, instead settling for relying on the conventional. It’s not a bad movie — it’s just that I suspect that it’s destined to become a rather forgettable one.

TK writes about music and movies. He enjoys playing with dogs, raising the dead, and tacos. You can email him here.









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Comments

Murder by Death lyric in the headline!

Posted by: Rob at March 1, 2010 2:09 PM

Alex and I saw this saturday and loved it,and hell yes Russell was fucking aces, he was a legitimate badass/cool sidekick then put in a genuinely sniffle inducing performance later into the film.

Also, Timothy Olyphant has either the tiniest man hips ever, or he's got small but normal hips and unusually broad shoulders.
Not that I'm complaining.

Posted by: Nadine at March 1, 2010 2:46 PM

Dr. Ogden Marsh was is the name of my orthodontist. He slept with my mother, the final straw adding to the demise of my parent's marriage. All the negative emotion spiraled me into a very dark depression. I guess you might've even called me "crazy" at the time.

I guess my point is... well it's just a weird coincidence. That's all I'm trying to say.

Nice review, TK. Have a good afternoon, everybody.

...sigh...

Posted by: Skitz at March 1, 2010 2:49 PM

I saw it on Friday and agree whole-heartedly with your review, TK. I didn't care for the ending however. There wasn't enough tension.

Posted by: admin at March 1, 2010 2:52 PM

Ah god damn it Skitz.

Posted by: Nadine at March 1, 2010 2:55 PM

We went to this Saturday night and enjoyed it. I spent a good deal of the movie being distracted by Radha Mitchell's face. I remember her well from the movie "Pitch Black" (own it, seen it a hundred times) and her face wasn't that.. puffy I guess in Pitch Black. Her face just seems very, very strange looking to me - did she have plastic surgery on it? I was very distracted by it.

Agree on the deputy putting in a fine, solid, heart rendering performance.

And Nadine, I thought the exact same thing about Timothy Olyphant!! Dude is slim-hipped...

Lots of tense moments and my only complaint is that most of the "jump" moments I remembered from the numerous showings of the trailer on tv so I wasn't frightened the way I could have been. SPOILER Although the moment in the nursery, when they pan the room - creepy! END SPOILER

Posted by: Kelly at March 1, 2010 3:03 PM

Oh Skitz... now I want to hug you.

Posted by: Kelly at March 1, 2010 3:04 PM

The evil government mustache-twisting is what kind of killed it for me - I realize they were trying to keep the audience in the townspeople's perspectives where nobody is telling you anything and you have no clue what's going on, but for the most part they just seemed to be throwing army guys around and acting like dinks just for the hell of it. The army's actions in something like 28 Weeks Later just seem to make so much more sense, the fact that their plans are explained to you doesn't make them any less sinister.

But I really liked Olyphant and Deputy Russell. I would watch a prequel of them just arresting poachers and farmers for DUIs any time.

Posted by: Stupid Velociraptors at March 1, 2010 3:15 PM

Timothy Olyphant in ANY sort of law enforcement role FTW always.

Posted by: dammitjanet at March 1, 2010 3:19 PM

I don't care if it's any good or not, it's 90+ minutes of Timothy Olyphant. I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Jadine at March 1, 2010 3:23 PM

Kelly, right?! Even Alex, for Whom Olyphant is his hugest man crush, was like shocked. Personally how ever, that sort of inverted triangle shape to a man is IT for me, which is why I'm glad Alex has roughly the same build...why the hell is my boyfriend 125 miles away!??????

Stupid Velociraptors,thats an issue we had with it as well, the SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER


Umbrella Corporation ending was a little too nihilistic.
We agreed we'd have preferred an ending where the surviving characters reach their location and find that they've passed the quarantine and the world beyond is totally normal and even the..um...dramatic ending to Ogden Marsh has been whitewashed..somehow.

Then it could be a question of who is crazy-the survivors? Did ANY of it happen? etc ad nauseaum

Posted by: Nadine at March 1, 2010 3:24 PM

Nadine, that really should have been the ending.

SPOILER!

I think a complete whitewash of a town getting wiped out, that your life and your friends and family could be disappeared is a lot scarier than the usual "oh noes it spread" ending we got

Posted by: Stupid Velociraptors at March 1, 2010 3:32 PM

Good afternoon, Jeremy.

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for banging your mother. During those days, I was often coked out of my mind and I realize now it was the wrong thing to have done. She and I were like jungle animals, giving in to every filthy carnal desire, while you lay waiting for the novacaine to take effect. Remember my assistant Denise? She was also an eager participant - more than willing to join your mother and I on our erotic tour of each other's naked, quivering genitalia. Anyhow, I am truly sorry for what transpired, over and over and over again, during your routine dental visits.

Dr. Ogden Marsh.

P.S. Hope you're remembering to floss!

Posted by: Dr. Marsh at March 1, 2010 3:36 PM

I am shocked to hear such a positive reaction for the original version of this movie. The first was saddled with boring moments of faux-danger and long, tedius strides of vast nothingness. Sure, there is some initial and intermitent violence, but the main characters spent most of the movie running from the government rather than from the maniacs. Don't even get me started on the "characterization" of the original; gross dude and his grosser friend, who are voulenteer firefighters (one would think they were heroic for this, but instead the lead nearly shirks this duty for a little more poon) suffer vietnam reference after vietnam reference, while they protect their pathetic and some-times incestuous female companions.

The original was BAD. I can't believe the remake could possibly take a cool idea like this and actually do worse with it.

Posted by: Name: at March 1, 2010 3:42 PM

Stupid, thanks, and yes, exactly! If they got there and all anyone was saying was 'what a tragedy all those fertiliser silos exploded and killed everyone in Ogden March...oh well on with life'

That would have freaked my shit out.

We theorised that maybe a similar ending was planned but they realised it's not a totally shite remake and sequel could be plausible so changed the ending to make that more likely...

Posted by: Nadine at March 1, 2010 3:44 PM

dammitjanet...I'm totally with you on Olyphant as the bad-ass law enforcement guy.

I can't WAIT for Justified to start...even though I'm sure they could do much better than the current title.

Posted by: PissBoy at March 1, 2010 3:49 PM

Nadine, ah, yeah that makes sense. Too bad, but that makes sense.

Posted by: Stupid Velociraptors at March 1, 2010 3:59 PM

Aye. It's not necassarily a bad thing. I enjoy Olyphant on the big screen and he brings a nice mix of comedy, seriousness and action chops to the project.

I cant wait til Alex is done with Deadwood so I can finally catch up on some Olyphant.

I'm convinced he's a robot you know. Not in a 'he cant act' way, because he can...more in the way he walks and is able to go preternaturally still and still convey such startling deep rage WITH ONLY HIS EYES! LIKE GIMLETS!

Posted by: Nadine at March 1, 2010 4:28 PM

And not just crazy like they poop themselves and yell at seagulls

That's my favorite kind of crazy!

PS Skitz' real name is Jeremy?

Posted by: MM at March 1, 2010 4:56 PM

Caught it on Friday and found it to be a throwback to 80's horror. There isn't much blood but it's all about the tension.

That said, I wish there'd been more action from the titular crazies before the armed forces got involved. It just felt like the crazies weren't given much chance to go batshit nuts.

Posted by: Fredo at March 1, 2010 5:28 PM

If you want to see the one of the most astoundingly original movies I've ever seen, and is also about people going insane, check out "The Signal".

Seriously. It's on Netflix streaming, and it blows this movie to fucking hell.

Posted by: Thurgod at March 1, 2010 6:46 PM

Haha! I never knew Skitz's name.

I can't wait to see this. I'm hoping to get there on Friday. Seth Bullock is my pretend boyfriend. Not Timothy Olyphant. Seth Bullock.

Posted by: becks at March 1, 2010 6:50 PM

to Kelly, about the puffy-faced actress - i don't know much of her but face puffiness is a very common side-effect of prescription drugs. i'd put $20 on it.

Posted by: kristin at March 1, 2010 7:00 PM

Puffy face is often a sign of Bulimia too.

Posted by: becks at March 1, 2010 10:28 PM

here's a question, did Russ have the only damn Kevlar vest in the county?? I mean seriously, people start losing their shit, first thing I'm gonna do is get all the ammo I can find and put on a freakin bullet proof vest, and oh I don't know, maybe dig one up for my pregnant wife too. Jeez.

Decent movie, I just had to rant on that one. Also, (Spoiler?)stop leaving your pregnant wife alone to go check things out! She gets captured more than Daphne from Scooby Doo. Ok, really done now.

Posted by: Even Stevens at March 2, 2010 1:56 AM

I'm with Fredo. The crazies-going-crazy part lasted maybe twenty minutes, but I'd have stretched it out for about forty minutes and made some real, creeping horror instead of all these stabbings and explosions. Not that I didn't jump out of my seat about twenty times.

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER


Also, if I am the head of the US Military (go with it), and I am aware that that thing that happened to make everyone go crazy did in fact happen, I don't wait a week for the symptoms to start manifesting themselves. I seal that town off ASAP, am I right?


/END SPOILER

All in all I was disappointed. The trailer had me hoping for real, bone-chilling horror. Oh, and that pitchfork scene? Please.

Posted by: J. K. Barlow at March 2, 2010 3:53 AM

I am in love with Timothy Olyphant's posture. I wish he would make a movie called "Walking" where he just walked places for 2 hours. And the sequel would be "Walking 2: The Walkening" and I would be there with bells on. Walk on, you handsome bastard- walk on.

Posted by: Melissa at March 2, 2010 8:34 AM

Thanks kristin and becks - the face puffery really, really bugged me. She used to be such a pretty girl and now she's just strange looking...

Nadine - we just watched a Perfect Getaway not that long ago and I don't remember him being that slim-hipped but it was extremely noticeable in this movie.

I'd still rock his world Kelly-style though.

Posted by: Kelly at March 2, 2010 4:18 PM


this movie is definitely forgettable .... but it is also bad. total
relentless meaningless nonsense. not scary, not profound,
not insightful and zero character development. bad.

Posted by: snake at March 10, 2010 12:56 AM


















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