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Oh Me of Little Faith

By Daniel Carlson | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (26)



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The sins of The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader are many. There are the typical problems that plague family-aimed fantasy films, from the emphasis on visuals and hollow excitement over the lives of the characters, to the generally awful dialogue that feels like no thought was given to how those characters should express themselves beyond the kind of bald declarative statements one only hears in movies. There’s also the generally shoddy script, which attempts to do a staggering amount in two hours and makes what could have been a straightforward high-seas adventure into an impossibly muddy and rushed affair that gives no pleasure at all. Yet the worst, the absolute worst, is the clumsiness with which director Michael Apted and writers Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely, and Michael Petroni deal with the Christian allegories ported over from C.S. Lewis’ novel. The film assumes that anyone watching is (a) at least cursorily familiar with the source material and also probably (b) a religious person of some degree, if not explicitly Christian, and as a result, the finished product doesn’t try that hard to make its case. That’s the only explanation for the ungainly way the story’s faith elements are handled. It’s as if the mere presence of church-flavored sentences and nods toward a higher power were enough to make those references artistic, and that gives the film a feeling of moral superiority when it should have one of hopeful yearning. There’s nothing inherently wrong with making a movie in which the main characters work through their problems by looking for answers from a particular brand of faith; off the top of my head, Chariots of Fire, The Mission, and Tender Mercies are excellent examples of what it means to wrestle with belief and doubt in a Christian sense. Yet in Dawn Treader, faith is too often replaced with recitation, and attempts to incorporate belief into action are done so superficially that the result is unmoving. Rather than illustrate real struggle or present moments of grace with, well, grace, the film is one in which the appearance of faith is the same as having it. Had it at least been honest, it would be something to respect, even for those who don’t agree with its particular brand of belief. But as it is, it’s just cheap.

The film is of two minds from the very beginning, as it tries to act like a seamless continuation of the previous installments while also offering some blandly expository dialogue meant to catch up those who’ve forgotten what’s happened. Whatever memories might be jogged by the clunky lines are brushed aside by an awareness of just how cheaply job-oriented they are: the first of these comes in the first scene, as the teenaged Edmund (Skandar Keynes) vents to his younger sister, Lucy (Georgie Henley), that he should be allowed to fight for England in World War II because he’s a king who’s commanded armies. “Not in this world!” she cheerfully reminds him, as if he or she needed reminding of their prior trips to the parallel world of Narnia in which they and their two older siblings fought monsters and ruled for decades. It’s just so off, so amateurish, that it soon becomes impossible to take anything either of them says seriously since it’s so clearly meant to be a “Remember this?” nudge to the audience. Apted’s job isn’t to remind us what we liked last time but to give us something to like again, yet throughout the film, he seems to coast on what’s come before and hope that viewers’ increasingly vague memories of a mostly good time at the theater are enough to see him home.

Soon enough, Lucy and Edmund are spirited away to Narnia along with their cousin, Eustace (Will Poulter), with whom they’ve been living during the war while the rest of their family is in the United States. They find themselves at sea but soon picked up by the Dawn Treader, a ship commanded by King Caspian (Ben Barnes), who ascended to the throne in the previous film. Edmund at first expresses confusion as to why he and Lucy wound up in Narnia, since there doesn’t seem to be any issue that needs their solving, but the screenwriters soon hit them with plenty: Caspian is looking for seven missing lords who knew his father, and the crew also comes across an island being plagued by an evil mist whose origins lie in the uncharted eastern waters, and it turns out that the missing lords all had matching swords, and that recovering the swords and reuniting them will solve the problem of the evil mist. Plus one of the island inhabitants whose wife was taken by the green mist joins Caspian’s crew, and the man’s daughter stows away and later appears on deck, so the crew also has to find the missing woman and try and reunite the family.

This is, as you might be realizing, quite a lot to deal with, and the creative team doesn’t handle it well. Caspian’s constantly changing motivations to keep sailing into the unknown — for adventure, for the missing men, for the lost swords, for the rescue mission — pile up on each other and make the film feel directionless despite its repeated attempts at drive. There’s no narrative thrust, and the emotional ones are equally shallow. Lucy still feels like she can’t measure up to her older sister, Susan (Anna Popplewell); Edmund still wishes he had the power offered to him by the White Witch (Tilda Swinton); Caspian still wants to measure up to his late father. It’s the appearance of the White Witch in Edmund’s nightmares that really grates. Had Apted been working from a better script, perhaps he could have made some points about how our worst temptations never really leave us, but instead it just feels like the appearance of the Witch was inserted as another “You used to like us!” plea from the creative team hoping to make people remember how much money they spent on tickets for 2005’s The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. It’s a copy of a copy, since Edmund had the same wavering moments in 2008’s Prince Caspian, and as such, totally forgettable.

As the children and sailors journey across the sea to deal with whatever obstacle is up in the rotation, the film takes regular breaks to hit viewers over the head with a lite version of religious inspiration that feels cobbled from everything but real life. When Lucy tells the stowaway girl that they’ll find her missing mother, the girl asks how Lucy can believe such a thing. “We have nothing if not belief,” Lucy answers with all the subtlety of a gong. Yes, the film is allegorical, so there’s admittedly a degree to which a certain bluntness is expected, but even so, the writers seem at pains here to make things as easy as possible for the characters and viewers. Perhaps if they’d narrowed the stories down to one or two, we might be allowed to see the characters think, grow, and react to their surroundings; as it is, they merely run through them, fire off a few simple exclamations, and win the day. (Tied with this egregiousness is the derivative moment in which the children confront the evil mist, which declares that it will take the shape of whatever they fear the most and destroy them; I half expected a giant marshmallow man to arise and devour them all.) The screenplay’s scenes feels stitched together with all the care of the human centipede, taking serviceable parts and creating a lifeless whole.

Perhaps this is the best way to understand the film’s failures: certain screenings of Dawn Treader are in 3-D, and in addition to being the same dim and ugly experience you would expect, the process also illustrates the sheer pointlessness of 3-D in a regular film. The device adds unnecessary depth to simple scenes, acting as if a fancy visual process does more for a particular shot than simple focus, lighting, and clarity. Yet that depth is just an illusion: we’re not seeing any more than we would if the movie were in the standard two dimensions. Similarly, the film acts as if it’s tackling weighty issues of faith, but it isn’t; it’s merely using certain word combinations or moments of heavy symbolism to convey the illusion of depth. An emotional, spiritual adventure about youth and life really would have been something to see, but the film’s as shallow as the screen it’s projected on, and as intangible as the image being displayed. What looks three-dimensional is just a blurry pattern playing a trick on your eyes.

Daniel Carlson is the managing editor of Pajiba and a member of the Houston Film Critics Society and the Online Film Critics Society. He’s also a TV blogger for the Houston Press. You can visit his blog, Slowly Going Bald.









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Comments

I remember this being my favorite book in the series so I was holding out hope the film series would finally delivery a worthy adaptation. the first movie was alright, second was worse, and it sounds like the downward slide is continuing. Disappointing.

Posted by: TylerDFC at December 10, 2010 1:10 PM

Nice use of a Nickel Creek lyric.

no interest, sorry, move on

Posted by: dammitjanet at December 10, 2010 1:21 PM

so did you like it?

;)

Posted by: Donna at December 10, 2010 1:50 PM

Oh, for Christ's sake.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at December 10, 2010 1:56 PM

I remember this being my least favourite book in the series so I was not looking forward to this at all.

Posted by: Brenton at December 10, 2010 1:59 PM

Oh ye of little faith.

Posted by: James S at December 10, 2010 2:33 PM

Thank you for reaffirming my decision never to go near these movies.

I loved the books as a child. I read them over and over... until the day I was struck with the realization that they were about god. It might have been the first time I really felt betrayed. And boy howdy, did I feel betrayed.

When I first heard the movies were being made, I was torn. I wondered if I could experience some of that magic I remembered from my childhood... but I figured the movies would probably turn out poorly, so I decided it wasn't worth it. I'm glad I haven't subjected myself to that crap.

Posted by: JGirl at December 10, 2010 2:33 PM

This book is by far my favorite in the series, and I've been anticipating/dreading this release for a while now.
I last re-read it only about 6 years ago. I've retained surprisingly little, but I don't think that's the reason I barely recognized this plot summary.
From what I can tell, they took one of the last (and admittedly coolest) islands and made it the ubiquitous villain from "The Never Ending Story" in order to make it more cohesive. This book was episodic and delightfully so. It could have been a great miniseries, but I fear my suffer greatly in movie form.
Two things are sure, though: I will see it (likely in 3-D), and it will be better than the BBC version. And for a kids' Christian allegory, that's my money's worth.
Reepicheep is badass.

Posted by: ShagEaredVillain at December 10, 2010 2:35 PM

I half expected a giant marshmallow man to arise and devour them all.

That alone would have elevated this film to awesomeness.

Posted by: csb at December 10, 2010 3:02 PM

Congratulations, Dan, on being (I imagine) the only person on the planet that will ever mention the Human Centipede in the course of reviewing a C. S. Lewis movie

Posted by: JrFanBoy at December 10, 2010 4:13 PM

Oh, for Christ's sake.

Isn't that supposed to be:
Oh, For Aslan's Sake...

Posted by: Kahntahmp at December 10, 2010 4:49 PM

Well, I went and saw it. And I give it a resounding Meh.

The review is spot on. And the 3D was pointless. I hate wearing those glasses over my own glasses.

This movie could have been so much better.

Posted by: MyySharona at December 10, 2010 5:24 PM

I say, screw this whole movie franchise and if you want to introduce your kids to these great stories (and help them develop their ability to concentrate and create their own visual images), just get the audio set from England's Radio Theatre. It's unabridged and fully dramatized. I'm 30 years old and I must have listened to each book at least twice in the past few years (one of these people who CANNOT drive long-distance without voices to listen to), and I know kids love it too.

http://www.amazon.com/Chronicles-Narnia-Never-Magic-Theatre/dp/1589972996/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1292026982&sr=1-4

Posted by: AM at December 10, 2010 7:26 PM

I got worried when the director and screenwriter said this one is actually half Dawn Treader and half Silver Chair...

Posted by: Luke at December 10, 2010 8:25 PM

I thought the film was a pretty mindless enjoyable fantasy film for the most part.

Untill Aslans line at the end "I exist in your world but you need to know me by another name..."

Then me and my girlfriend bost just cringed.

Posted by: Ben at December 10, 2010 9:15 PM

stowaway?
evil mist?
swords?

they needed to complicate an already fairly complicated plot?

huh.

The only thing that might induce me to eventually see this is Simon Pegg as Reepicheep.

Posted by: koj at December 10, 2010 9:26 PM

I half expected a giant marshmallow man to arise and devour them all.

That alone would have elevated this film to awesomeness.

"That's it! No one steps on a church in my city!"

Posted by: Fredo at December 11, 2010 12:53 AM

...faith is too often replaced with recitation...Rather than illustrate real struggle or present moments of grace with, well, grace, the film is one in which the appearance of faith is the same as having it.

So the bulk of the American "Christian" population will eat it up with a big ole spoon.

As a child I absolutely adored these books, right up until I got to the last one. Then I felt as if I'd been conned, which I pretty much had been. I've felt disgusted with Lewis' work ever since.

Posted by: Jerce at December 11, 2010 9:30 AM

I'm genuinely curious about the comments about being conned. Stuff like this:

As a child I absolutely adored these books, right up until I got to the last one. Then I felt as if I'd been conned, which I pretty much had been.

I don't disagree and I'm not poking at @Jerce in particular. I just don't follow. If anyone wants to elaborate, I'd appreciate hearing it.

As for this apparently unfortunate movie, the arc in a magical journey to strange lands isn't in the oddities encountered. The travelers learn something in the trip. The Voyage of the Dawn Treader AIR it is the closest the Narnia books come to Campbell's "Hero's Journey." If the writers & directors doing the adaptation didn't get that, clearly they've never dealt with Gulliver, Candide, Arthur Dent, A Connecticut Yankee, Land of the Lost, The Lost World, Lost in Space or Lost.

The only things that matter are changes to the characters themselves as side-effects of their encounters with smoke monsters, sleestack, or crystalline entities. You'd think the folks doing the adaptation would have better idea of what they were about.

For Godtopus' sake!

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at December 11, 2010 12:53 PM

How is it that people who come to the helm of adapting classics, especially heavy works like C.S. Lewis', never know what they're truly about?

Posted by: duckandcover at December 11, 2010 5:46 PM

As a semi-atheist (I am more like Jodi Foster in First Contact, I don't really think about if there is a god or not, but if there is, then cool!), I read all the Narnia books as a kid and loved them. Watched the first two Narnia movies and loved them, will watch the third movie and probably love it also...probably because I don't bring any bias or preconceptions, and will just enjoy the fantasy of the story.

Posted by: TrickyHD at December 11, 2010 10:49 PM

I TAKE IT BACK!!!!
I saw it this weekend and was tragically disappointed. My tender Christian-lit-infused-childhood was brutally and repeatedly skull-raped (in glorious 3-D!) for about two hours and sent me stumbling stupidly into the cold parking lot.
If you thought "Caspian" suffered for all the changes, you are still in no way prepared for "Dawn Treader." Good news, they really only changed one thing: THE PLOT.

Posted by: ShagEaredVillain at December 13, 2010 9:46 AM

You just had to bring up that bloody centipede. After lurking through all the previous posts on the subject I was sufficiently disbelieving and curious as to stream it one night. I ended upo fastforwarding through almost all of it and was still so distur“bed I had to stay up the rest of the night watching That 70s Show just to counteract the effect,
And then you just casually throw that reference in with one of my fave childhood series? Do you know how many hours of laugh-tracked drivel I'll have to watch tonight just because of you?
Damn you, Carlson, damn you straight to Brussels.

Posted by: cinekat at December 13, 2010 10:38 AM

Has anyone posited that if these kids weren't butt-fucking-as-all-hell ugly they might make a few bucks stateside? Note that that hypothesis is more about society than anything else.

But seriously, some of those kids would have trouble making the cover of "Vermin Beat" let alone "Tiger Beat".

Posted by: D-Day at December 13, 2010 2:52 PM

Too bad. I actually really enjoyed LW&W when it came out. It was supplementary to the book, much like Harry Potter, and I'm sure lacked a lot of joy for kids who hadn't read it, but it at least stuck to the story line. Plus, ya know, James McAvoy, who was delightful start to finish.

Dawn Treader was my favorite of the books, read many times and enjoyed thoroughly. I have a vivid memory of Lucy looking over the edge at the creatures living under the sea, and I would hate to lose that.

To the person who was curious about the feeling of betrayal that came towards the end of the series, the last book was basically about something akin to the rapture, and it felt like a mean trick. (I won't spoil it for you, I'm sure you can dig up the ending somewhere.) I remember crying and feeling broken-hearted, and although I still love the series and can turn off my knowledge about their real nature at will to continue enjoying them, that last book has only been re-read once, as an adult, to confirm that yes, CS Lewis was a dick.

Just my opinion of course.

Posted by: curegirl0421 at December 13, 2010 3:05 PM

These books were and continue to be formative for me, and I'm so depressed to hear about how poorly they have been adapted, yet again.
I did at least take comfort in reading another beautifully written and profoundly thoughtful review. Thanks, Dan.

Posted by: watoosa at December 14, 2010 1:44 PM