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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning / Phillip Stephens

Film Reviews | October 6, 2006 | Comments (17)


Someone should really introduce the whole idea of diminishing returns to film producers. When significant cinema happens — either by accident or design — the best response (as far as most audiences are concerned) would simply be to let it happen. Mold your homage into your own filmmaking, if you must, but don’t revisit the territory that has become legendary.

The original version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a nightmare for moviegoers of its time due less to the brutality of its violence than the manic energy with which it was presented. The film was a savagely nihilistic vision, filmed in faux-documentary vérité and showcasing protagonists ripped limb from limb, leaving the sole survivor blood-spattered and screaming with laughter. Theatergoers were appalled, and the film cast a dark shadow over the horror genre, daring it to up the ante.

But the real power lurking behind the original film was the disturbing premise: A family of cannibals lived on the outskirts of civilization and preyed on passersby. This kind of mythos hit home for many Americans who could see endless stretches of land from their car window, hear reports of real murderers like Ed Gein (upon whom the story was loosely based), and easily imagine that something horrible was lurking in the fringes.

Sadly, the myth was exploited to produce a surfeit of sequels, each more awful than the last, and a diffident 2003 remake that was little more than a handsome retelling. Just looking to the premise of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (it’s the prequel to a remake) will tell you how far removed from the original source this franchise has become. Making this film as a prequel cripples it in another way: We already know who lives and who dies because they’ll show up in the next bloody movie!

The de-mythologizing begins by constructing the Hewitt family’s descent into predatory madness. A woman gives birth in a 1939 Texas meatpacking plant to the deformed menace who will become Leatherface. He’s rescued from the garbage by the Hewitt mater and taken to live with their dire clan. When baby Leatherface grows up to be a hulking monster possessing an uncanny élan with the butcher’s knife, the factory goes under and is shut down, taking the town along with it. Leatherface wastes no time bashing his employer to death with a hammer while Paterfamilias Hoyt (R. Lee Ermey) guns down the remaining lawman and appoints himself sheriff.

Apparently not long after these events, four ill-fated teens come a-rollin’ through the deserted town — they’re standard horror movie B’s (babes & boyfriends), one of whom (Matthew Bomer) is heading into his second tour in ‘Nam while his brother (Taylor Handley) intends to skip off to Mexico to avoid exactly that. The characters’ brief introductions skirt the boundaries of meaningful involvement, but are much too short and rushed to really let the audience feel empathy. And where empathy doesn’t go, interest is not likely to follow. …

From the onset we know what will happen, both because of horror film norms and because it’s a prequel, people. The only prayer TCM: TB could’ve had was through unexpected emotional involvement or harrowing violence. Director Jonathan Liebesman obviously opted for the latter — apparently 17 separate scenes had to be excised from the theatrical cut to avoid an NC-17 rating. There are certainly enough bludgeons, chainsaw eviscerations, and human consumption to make one’s stomach wobble, but it isn’t anything exceptional. Uninvolving characters are mangled in fairly uninvolving ways — what’s left to say?

The film does take a couple of stabs at higher purposes: There’s an exchange between Ermey and Bomer about the horrors of war (both characters were vets) and hints as to the psychological motivations of Leatherface, but they’re much too scant. In the end, we don’t know or care why the Hewitt family is crazy — they just are; they’re rednecks who eat people.

Perhaps in more capable hands than those of Michael Bay and Jonathan Liebesman, this could have been a pleasant surprise, but considering that the Chainsaw premise has been so thoroughly sucked dry, I’m hard pressed to imagine how. With each effort this franchise has gotten weaker because the filmmakers can’t figure out why a particular mythology isn’t alluring after so many repetitions. The rest of us can.

Phillip Stephens is the lead critic for Pajiba. He lives in Fayetteville, AR.









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Comments

I'll rent it (just to see Ermey), but I won't like it.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 6, 2006 8:01 PM

Theatergoers were appalled, and the film cast a dark shadow over the horror genre, daring it to up the ante.

I saw the original at a midnight movie, several years after its release but before A Nightmare on Elm Street ushered in the era of winkingly self-aware horror. The audiences at the early Friday the 13th and Halloween movies were in on the joke, obviously, but the films themselves were playing it pretty straight. Already accustomed to the drill of being far smarter than the characters in these movies, I was prepared to hoot and holler.

It didn't work out that way at all. I was wide-eyed and slack-jawed throughout. Not shaking, but definitely shaken, and I walked out afterwards unable to decide whether I hated the filmmakers for subjecting me to such discomfort, or admired them for providing me what was without doubt an experience.

I settled on the latter, but something tells me that very few viewers of the latest installment will be presented such a conundrum....

Posted by: sansho1 at October 6, 2006 10:08 PM

I just saw this film yesterday (it's after 12:00 AM here) and I must say that I was actually pretty impressed. What director Jonathan Leibesman was going for was a blend of humor and horror, and he truly succeeded. R. Lee Emory is given some of the best one liners to ramble off since Freddy Kruger's heyday in the early 90's while still maintaining his position as a menacing force. The torture and kills are creative and well shot, if not very inventive, and the look and feel of the film appears to be what would have occurred had the original TCM been created today with modern home digital equipment.

As for not learning anything about motivations, that's simply not true. The motivation is pure and simple, perhaps too simple for many people to respect or even respond to its existence, but it's enough to establish an understanding of the desperate nature of the TCM clan and why they went the way they did. And at least this film shows some creative life force, as opposed to the dreadful 2003 remake that was all flash and no substance.

Predictability wise, yeah, it's a straight forward horror film. If you are looking for a screenplay that will revolutionize the film industry at large, this is not it. It's a by-the-numbers horror film that succeeds in disturbing the audience while creating anticipation for things to come. I'm a little upset that a pretty good horror film like TCM: The Beginning is receiving very negative reviews, while even worse shot, more pointless, even worse performed horror films like Snakes on a Plane actually received a ridiculous amount of praise. Maybe this film didn't have enough big names involved to warrant giving it a fair chance.

Lighten up, it's just a slasher film. You want a revolutionary slasher, wait for the award winning Hatchet to get a real distribution deal. You want to see smart characters actually do the right thing, pick up Rest Stop at the end of the month or watch it severely edited on Sci-Fi. You want a more novel film, go rent Abominable (which rightfully earns its namesake). But they all boil down to being slasher films, plain and simple. And that's all a gorehound could ask for, really.

You want to really tear apart a horror film, hold your vitriol for The Grudge 2 (awful continuation of a terrible adaptation of a gritty, disturbing Japanese horror franchise) or Saw III (pretty much a snuff film series now).

Posted by: trentsketch at October 7, 2006 12:44 AM

trentsketch ,way to break it down.maybe this movie could use some or both of jessica simpsons talented brains!could it hurt??

Posted by: pasadenamike at October 7, 2006 1:53 PM

salam

Posted by: amir at October 8, 2006 3:05 AM

I thought the movie was great. But why did they decide to eat people to avoid starvation when they lived in cattle country? I mean, if they're willing to kill people for giggles then they'd probably be willing to steal right?

Oh well, Ermey was awesome. "Aw shit, I just killed the entire damn sherrif's department."

Posted by: Matt 2.0 at October 8, 2006 9:53 AM

I'll admit to a curiousity about this movie, though I'm sure I'll wait and see it on cable, like I did the remake. I didn't like the remake, but R. Lee Ermey gave me such a screaming case of the heebies I'm curious to see if he can do it again in this prequal.

And TrentSketch, I watched Rest Stop last night. Getting shit-faced on a bottle of found Wild Turkey whilst a killer torments you doesn't strike me as particularly smart or realistic. And the ending was crap.

Posted by: LemonWitch at October 8, 2006 5:32 PM

Fans of Ermey should also see "Hexed".
He plays a police detective in that, and he is so damn funny!
"Never mess with a man's hat, son."

Posted by: Loob at October 8, 2006 6:16 PM

Making this film as a prequel cripples it in another way: We already know who lives and who dies because they'll show up in the next bloody movie!

Wasn't this also an issue with the Star Wars prequels? When I was watching the one where Obi Wan is fighting Darth Maul, I think, I thought "Hell, this sucks, I already KNOW Obi Wan has to survive this in order to become Alec Guiness in the later flicks, which were actually made earlier!"

It sucked. That's always the problem with making prequels and the sequel(s) are already out.

As for this, I won't bother.

Posted by: Kathy at October 8, 2006 7:16 PM

Freddy Kreuger's heyday was in the "early 90's"? Huh? Try early 80's...

Posted by: What? at October 8, 2006 7:35 PM

HEY i thaught it was great it scared me and that what i was going for and the actors were all great alot of humor and horror i wiil go see it again.

Posted by: angel at October 9, 2006 1:24 PM

Ermey was trenchantly scary in TCM, at least to me (and to a few of those above, I'd judge). And I'll give this one a watch, if only for him. But this review (kudos Phillip, it was insightful) begs the greater question, beautifully posed by trentsketch up there.

The first horror movie I ever had the pleasure (displeasure?disgust?) of watching was the original TCM. Scared the ever living shit out of me. Seriously, I didn't another horror movie for years. But, the genre changed, became more self aware, and I enjoyed that. It was nice to be in on the secret.

But Scream did something bad to the genre. Yes, Friday the 13th Parts 4-9 were overkill (I don't count Jason X, because that was not a horror movie, nor was Freddy vs. Jason, but that's another comment for another time), and I think we could all have done without everything (and I mean everything) after Halloween 2, but even they kept the pretense of originality, at least within their own subjective reality. Scream, and its contemporaries, were not only aware of themselves, but much too obviously aware of us as well as they paraded starlets and stolen kills in front of us for x number of sequels.

The other event that changed to face of horror for the worse was, and I hate to say this because it might get me flamed, The Ring. Not that it was a bad movie (it wasn't, but c'mon, what person, knowing that it will kill them, watches that god-forsaken tape? Will someone please explain that to me???), but it opened wide the door to the importation of Japanese horror. Now, if the bulk of American filmakers really cared about the product they turned loose on an unsuspecting public, maybe these remakes would've had a shot. But it seems that the finesse of the Japanese is lost on their American counterparts. I haven't seen one of these that even remotely lived up to its older, much more scary brother.

The debasing of horror in American cinema is not really that surprising. Horror fiction was rejected by many as frivolous for years, and has only with the proliferation of talented horror writers in the 20th century come gain any acceptance by the wider public (wink, wink Dustin!). So horror cinema gets watered down with conceits that are, frankly, beyond it in an effort to make it more palatable, because we love nothing more than something familiar. Even if it is watching someone get some random, harpoon-like object shot through their back through a bed/door/wall.

Posted by: Smokin at October 9, 2006 6:36 PM

Kathy - I don't think there is anything wrong with making a prequel to a movie that develops mood, works out a theme, or focuses on any other aspect of the act of presenting. There is so much creative freedom with prequels; as a director, you already have a fan base and your audience already know what happens.

The problem with most prequels, however, is that they are almost inevitably part of some franchise which has lost it's concern with the quality of film (or maybe it never was concerned), but is instead concerned with popping out another premature movie as an offering to the box-office fairy. Most of the time it's not even the original director and writers whose vision created the franchise on the project anymore.

We've seen this with the Silence of the Lambs, arguably the Star Wars trillogy, and now with the chainsaw masacre. There is so much wasted potential in prequels! Look at David Lynch's "Fire Walk with Me" to see what I mean by a prequel that adds something by not tangling itself up in a plot everyone already knows.

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Posted by: isabelle at October 12, 2006 4:27 PM

I saw this yesterday to review it for my high school paper and it was really really shitty.

Ermey was pretty fantastic, but not enough the keep me from hating the entire movie

Posted by: joe at October 14, 2006 10:31 PM

THIS IS MY CHAINSAW, THIS IS MY BLADE!
THIS ONE'S IS FOR FIGHTING, THIS ONE'S,
er...for fun.
(Nothing really rhymes with blade that works. I just love Ermey, and I don't care who knows.)
All this film did was make me hungry. And I'm a little offended by the fact that since humans taste of chicken, no one was country fried with a nice peppered white gravy. I guess the Food Network wasn't on then.

Posted by: Tony at April 27, 2007 4:28 PM

I know I just posted, but if you like this movie, check out Conneticut Quizinart Debacle. Blood curdling.

Posted by: Tony at April 27, 2007 4:32 PM


















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