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The Tale of Despereaux / Agent Bedhead

Film Reviews | December 22, 2008 | Comments (27)


At first glance, The Tale of Despereaux, with its rodents and overwrought culinary themes, sounds more familiar than it really turns out to be. This isn’t the story of the film industry’s eagerness to replicate the success of Ratatouille. Instead, The Tale of Despereaux, directed by Sam Fell (Flushed Away) and Robert Stevenhagen (Who Framed Roger Rabbit), is Universal’s adaptation of Kate DiCamillo’s 2004 Newbery Medal-winning novel. The Tale of Despereaux is brought to life through respectable computer-animation that doesn’t mistake itself for the wizardry of WALL-E but, instead, relies almost exclusively on a subdued method of storytelling that would cause the Brothers Grimm to beam in something resembling pride. Indeed, this is quite the darkened tale of a two gentleman, an atypical rat and an even more unorthodox mouse, who become unlikely friends and unite for a most noble cause.

The Tale of Despereaux is a rather complex story of courage, grief, longing, forgiveness, and a pair of rodent friends who, together, seek to right a set of wrongs that occur when something natural is banished from the human world. This film suffers and prospers from its own twin sword, that is, it fails to conform to the usual holiday children’s fare. In addition, the film lacks those ubiquitous twin principles of irony and deconstruction to form a typically charming story with a prepackaged happy ending. Naturally, I found the utter lack of contemporary pop-culture references to be rather refreshing, since all of those whipper-snapper allusions have gone into overkill, not only throughout the entirety of cinema, but, in particular, within children’s films. In the past, I’ve knowingly courted some heat by speaking of animated films’ over reliance upon pop-culture references, but, speaking as a parent, when these films eventually come out on DVD and are played into the triple digits, that shit gets old. So, forgive me for speaking of the virtues of a more timeless tale that takes great care to place value upon its own merits instead of scoring brownie points by mentioning so many other kick-ass stories in the process. Of course, The Tale of Despereaux does weave in a few references to older works, but these nods are subtle and far from overdone.

At the beginning of the tale, we don’t meet the titular character but, instead, a pirate rat named Roscuro (Dustin Hoffman), who loves the sunlight and fresh air and would much rather partake of soup than chow down upon a mouse. So, on the most important holiday of the year, Soup Day, the ship that Roscuro travels upon arrives in the kingdom of Dor, where the masses await the annual revealing of a new recipe from the legendary Chef Andre (Kevin Kline) and his assistant, an anthropomorphic pile of vegetables named Boldo (Stanley Tucci). Unfortunately, Roscuro accidentally sets off a chain of events that lead to the queen’s death, and the poor rat is forced to flee for his own life. His escape route leads him underground to the castle dungeon, otherwise known as “Ratworld” and presided over by the deliciously malicious rat leader Botticelli (Ciarán Hinds). In mourning over the queen’s death, the king outlaws all soup and rats from the Kingdom of Dor, which falls into perpetual gloom without even the occasional bit of sunshine or rain. As a result, the sensitive Princess Pea (Emma Watson) begins to feel trapped and consumed with longing for all that was lost.

As Roscuro discovers that he has little in common with the rest of his species, a curious phenomenon reveals itself above ground. An unusually tiny (and cute as hell) mouse named Despereaux (Matthew Broderick) is born, and his unusually large ears allow him not only a heightened sense of hearing but also the occasional Dumboesque glide. These differences pale in comparison to the more damning ones: Despereaux doesn’t cower or scurry. He isn’t afraid of cats, and, instead of recognizing the inherent danger of a carving knife, he calls it “beautiful” and wants to know “Do you have any more?” Rest assured, this is not a sociopathic mouse, for his fascination with knives is due to their resemblance to the swords carried by the gentlemen in those library books of which he’s grown quite fond. Despereaux digs these stories of truth, justice, courage, and sword-fighting, but, since he has failed to properly chew and destroy these books, and, even worse, he has spoken to a human, the mice banish him. The little mouse is forced into a dark hole that ends at Ratworld, where his fate first crosses with that of Roscuro.

These two main characters, Despereaux and Roscuro, weave in and out of each other’s tales for the duration of the film. In addition, other parallel and intersecting storylines, including those of Miggery Sow (Tracey Ullman) and jailer Gregory (Robbie Coltrane), are interlaced within the whole. The overall result can be rather confusing for those children with lesser attention spans, but, for those with more patience, a gorgeous yet slightly warped braid of awesomeness appears towards the end of the film. To facilitate the ride and provide some clarity, the filmmakers interject several 2D old school sequences, which are used as a rather effective narrative device. Further adding to the seamlessness of The Tale of Despereaux is a host of actors to take care not to overpower their roles, with the exception of Sigourney Weaver as a detached yet distracting Narrator. Otherwise, Hoffman keeps to his Kung Fu Panda standard as the best of the bunch; Kline and Tucci are only as overdone as their culinary roles require; and Ullman, Broderick, and Watson are appropriately subdued and competent.

Overall, this film leaves me with the same personal satisfaction I found after watching Igor. However, this statement also bears a similar cautionary note. At times, The Tale of Despereaux is overtly bleak, but the film ends on an appropriately positive note that doesn’t automagically tie all ends happily. So, this is not the ideal choice for families who are looking for a mere lighthearted seasonal diversion but, instead, more of an adventure for the more grownup kids or even actual adults. The lessons taught within the film are quite worthy, but, even in the case of mature children, expect to spend about 30 minutes talking things over with them afterwards. If you’re exhausted from all that holiday shopping, don’t take this one on just yet with the children, but make it a date night instead.

Agent Bedhead (a.k.a. “Kimberly”) lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at agentbedhead.com.


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Comments

Yes, but who was it directed by?

Posted by: monitorman at December 22, 2008 1:40 PM

After seeing the trailer, I didn't automatically hate it, so I'm glad the review is positive. Definitely something I wouldn't mind showing my kid.

Posted by: Snath at December 22, 2008 1:47 PM

I loved Flushed Away, even though apparently no one else on the planet saw it, so I'm actually kind of thrilled by this review - this could be really good New Year's Day fare that won't make me feel like my teeth are rotting out from the sweetness.


Plus, that mouse is fucking cute.

Posted by: Tammy at December 22, 2008 1:53 PM

I loved Flushed Away too, Tammy, so it's not just you. I don't even have a kid-excuse to use, I just got it on demand for myself. It was great!

Posted by: Snath at December 22, 2008 1:58 PM

Jenner is obviously the most deliciously malicious rat of all time.

Posted by: Todd at December 22, 2008 2:10 PM

Jenner from Rats of NIMH?

Posted by: Jina at December 22, 2008 2:53 PM

I'd like to nominate Cluny the Scourge.

Posted by: Snath at December 22, 2008 3:29 PM

Jenner from Rats of NIMH?

Yes. Quick quiz: how old were you when you found out N.I.M.H. was a real place? (I was like thirty-three.)

I'd like to nominate Cluny the Scourge.

Sadly, I'm not familiar with the Redwall series, so I can't comment.

Posted by: Todd at December 22, 2008 3:54 PM

Wait, NIMH is REAL???

Posted by: Jen Vegas at December 22, 2008 3:58 PM

I think the mouse is adorable! That is, laughably, the only reason why I want to see it actually. Hey cute goes a loooooong way with me these days, as long as it's not Shrek XIV, I'll go see it! I need to see Flushed Away...that reminds me...!

Posted by: ph at December 22, 2008 4:03 PM

Todd - He has an extra-long tail that is capped with a poisoned steel barb. He uses it as a whip; a scourge, hence the name. He's a total badass.

Posted by: Snath at December 22, 2008 4:28 PM

National Institute of Mental Health.

I found out when I started working for NIH in Bethesda and was wandering around trying to find out where to turn in my paperwork. I turn a corner and there it was as a large sign on the wall. I almost walked right back out.

Posted by: henry at December 22, 2008 4:54 PM

SNATH! We are best friends now. Let's start a club. Redwall is my childhood. Our school library had a couple and the local had the rest. I devoured them.
I've already started building our tree fort. The secret password is "Criss-Cross Applesauce" and there are no girls allowed.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 22, 2008 5:53 PM

That is beyond excellent, Mr. Rhyme.

Posted by: Snath at December 22, 2008 6:16 PM

Ooh, I'm so glad this got a positive review. It looked really good from the trailers, but you never know how much those bitches are lying to you. And frankly, that mouse looked so unbelievably cute that I was just praying for it to be a good movie so I'd have an excuse to watch it and not hate it.

Also, the mouse looks like Topo Gigio:

http://collide.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/topo_gigio_03.jpg

Posted by: figgy at December 22, 2008 6:52 PM

Brush up on your mole-speak, it'll be our secret code.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 22, 2008 7:39 PM

Yay, I was hoping this would be good. Now I get to see it without feeling embarrassed about it.

Posted by: Lucas at December 22, 2008 8:54 PM

"speaking as a parent, when these films eventually come out on DVD and are played into the triple digits, that shit gets old."

Bless you. And, be sure that I will pay special attention to your reviews of children's films from now on.

Signed,
Yes, I HAVE Seen *Cars* 436 Motherfucking Times

Posted by: Erin MJ at December 22, 2008 10:25 PM

Do the books make you hungry too, Optimus? So, so hungry, for things I wouldn't normally want to eat.

Posted by: Snath at December 22, 2008 11:51 PM

Oh definitely. Always with the feasting. And dandelions. They eat those like they're going out of style. Enough for a young Opti to chance a nibble on a young stem. I wonder if I could dig one up and give it another read. See if they hold up.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 23, 2008 12:38 AM

I'm almost scared to, I don't want them to suddenly suck. I don't think they will, I'm not all that different from my tiny self.

Posted by: Snath at December 23, 2008 7:55 AM

Thanks for addressing the pop culture schlock that saturates american animation.

It needed to be said. Animation can be a vehicle for something so much more noble,and not just for kids.

The sooner people recognize this, the better.

Posted by: greydove at December 23, 2008 2:44 PM

Good review... but I just found the whole film very slow. I didn't particularly care about the characters - especially the princess - with the exception, of course, of Hoffman's Roscuro. The whole thing was just very underwhelming - unlike Igor, which was a pleasant surprise.

Posted by: Juliaq at December 24, 2008 5:13 AM

(My name should have been Julia there, not Juliaq... *sigh*)

Posted by: Julia at December 24, 2008 5:14 AM

I thought Matthew Broderick was such a strange choice of voice actor for Despereaux. He's supposed to be a mouse child, isn't he? With his deep manly voice he just sounds Special Ed. and the fact that he has the hots for a human girl (kinda ew) who looks around 15 (super ew) makes it so much worse.

Posted by: Sasha at December 25, 2008 4:39 AM

I second that, Julia. I was told by a couple of friends that the book was great. But I thought it made a long, repetitive, gray movie with a prepackaged happy ending.

Posted by: doni at December 31, 2008 12:11 AM

i guess this is the thread to mention that i have (as an adult) actually begun to compile a cookbook based on Redwallian cuisine. yeah, i _know_ there's a cookbook for kids published. i don't care.

Posted by: grenadine at January 8, 2009 8:05 PM