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Sunshine Cleaning / Brian Prisco

Film Reviews | March 24, 2009 | Comments (34)


You’d be hard pressed to actively dislike Sunshine Cleaning. It stars two of the most affable leads working in cinema today, Amy Adams and Emily Blunt. Collectively, the power of their adorability will instantly coat puppy-dogs with chocolate sprinkles and cute little babies with flower petals. The story is relatively breezy, taking a few dips into sob territory, but never really allows anything to get brutally melancholy. And that’s my biggest issue with the film. Nothing is allowed to develop beyond a purely cursory inspection. While this allows the film to avoid falling down the cliche hole, it also sucks out all the potential for outrageous glee and mayhem. There are numerous opportunities for Sunshine Cleaning to explode into a vicious dark comedy or even a sinister dramedy. Instead, it’s content to merely float along merrily like a happy little leaf on a river. And I hate that fucking leaf.

The film opens with a businessman going into a sporting goods store and asking to inspect a shotgun, which he then loads with a shell from his pocket and commits suicide. Two crime scene cleaning techs then exchange innocuous gallows humor, marveling at how much splatter the man got over everything. The salesman, his face jelly-smeared with the suicide’s cobain-stain, calmly answers questions from the police. It’s a pretty sinister scene, and I expected the rest of Sunshine Cleaning to have this savage wit and malevolent small town cruelty. Instead, it felt more like Lars and the Real Girl if the entire movie was spent waiting for the arrival of the doll.

Rose Lorkowski (Amy Adams) spends her day cleaning the homes of the girls who envied her head-cheerleading, quarterback-diddling status back in high school. They’re all zaftig baby factories, dashing from day care to day spa in SUVs, throwing showers and casserole parties while Rose makes their whites whiter. Rose has never gone beyond the halcyon days of high school, which ends up leaving her like a wilted prom corsage. She’s still porking the quarterback (Steve Zahn), only now he’s a married cop and she’s meeting up in seedy motels for brief trysts in fancy underpants. Her sister Norah (Emily Blunt) can’t hold a job and occasionally babysits Rose’s son Oscar (Jason Spevack). She cool aunts him full of kettle corn and horrific tales of the lobster man. Norah lives with their father Joe (Alan Arkin), an eternal schillmeister who’s looking for that next get rich quick scheme that’ll save the day. Mac the cop suggests to Rose instead of pursuing her real estate license (number four on the housefrau escape hatch behind interior decorator, caterer, and independent beauty consultant) she should use her cleaning expertise to spruce up crime scenes.

That’s pretty much the film. I appreciate the fact that Christine Jeffs and writer Megan Holley don’t force quirk down our throats with a Sunny D chaser, but rather let the simple story play out. It doesn’t need to be more complex than that, but I only wish it had decided to capitalize on just one of the interesting side threads it develops. Just as drama is about to ratchet up, either Blunt or more frequently Adams’, doe-glorious eyes pool with tears and we move to the next scene. Rose is confronted by Mac’s pregnant wife in a gas-station convenience store, but instead of this being implemented cleverly in a later baby-shower scene, or as a layer to her relationship to Mac, Amy cries, and it’s never brought up again. Norah tracks down the daughter of one of the crime scene victims (Mary Lynn Rajskub), to the point of sparking a lesbian kiss, but the final blowup upon discovering their entire friendship has been based on a lie is about as exciting as a fireworks display consisting of a weird neighbor kid dancing in the street in the daytime clutching four sparklers.

Still, it’s not that this necessarily makes Sunshine Cleaning a terrible movie. It feels like a really exemplary student film. The acting’s fantastic. Even trying to play a plain Jane, Amy Adams sparkles and shines. She’s like goddamn sunshine, people. Just bask in her warmth and count yourself lucky it’s not snowing. Emily Blunt impressed me with her ability to play ingenue punk, when I thought she was relegated to a lifetime of playing Austen heroin-chic. The supporting cast killed as well. Alan Arkin is going to charmingly anger his way through Alzheimer’s until they just give him the Oscar or make him battle Peter O’Toole to the death for it. Clifton Collins, Jr. — who played killer Perry Smith in Capote and the gay hitman Frankie Flowers in Traffic — is virtually unrecognizable as the timid one-armed shopkeep Winston. Dude’s a chameleon and I look forward to the many roles this film will garner him.

All in all, you’ll like Sunshine Cleaning. I just wanted it to be better. They had all the ingredients to make a three-tier wedding cake, but instead decided on chocolate chip cookies. There’s nothing wrong with chocolate chip cookies, but I was told there would be cake.

Brian Prisco lives in a pina down by the mer-port of Burbank, by way of the cheesesteak-laden arteries of Philadelphia. Any and all grumblings can be directed to priscogospel at hotmail dot com.


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Comments

Eh, whatever. I liked it. I do agree that one of the conflicts could/should have been developed a little more. Then again, sometimes that's how life happens. You don't pursue something and it just kinda ends.

I thought it was kinda like "Waitress" only instead of a waitress, she's a maid and instead of pie, we get bloodstains and the smell of death.

And Alan Arkin has now officially got the market cornered on quirky dads in the movies. Although J.K. Simmons is giving him a run for his money on that one. They may be neck and neck, I'm not sure. I suggest they have a Dad-Off. I'd watch it.

Posted by: Slash at March 24, 2009 11:20 AM

first?

Posted by: Lance at March 24, 2009 11:20 AM


Crap. Sloppy seconds.

Posted by: Lance at March 24, 2009 11:21 AM

The salesman, his face jelly-smeared with the suicide’s cobain-stain,

This made me laugh more than I should have.

Posted by: admin at March 24, 2009 11:21 AM

Whatever, I'd take chocolate chip cookies over wedding cake every time!

Also Waiting over Waitress...

Posted by: Pants at March 24, 2009 11:22 AM

Lance, get a life.

And the "You Missed a Spot" title? Funny. Not funny: First?

Posted by: Slash at March 24, 2009 11:22 AM

quirky dads in the movies

John Mahoney has to pick one of them as his successor, then train him to behead the other one. There can only be one!

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at March 24, 2009 11:25 AM

Seconded Pants.

Posted by: admin at March 24, 2009 11:27 AM

I just wanted it to be better.

So is it another movie about which we can say "well, it could have been worse"?

(Watchmen, I'm lookin' at you. )

*sigh*

Posted by: mswas at March 24, 2009 11:47 AM

Just wondering... When did Norah, with an h, become such a popular name?

Posted by: elsie at March 24, 2009 11:51 AM

If I'm ever in another band, our first album will be titled Brief Trysts in Fancy Underpants.

Also, I deem Prisco to be the Metaphor Master.

Posted by: Sean at March 24, 2009 11:56 AM

"They had all the ingredients to make a three-tier wedding cake, but instead decided on chocolate chip cookies. There’s nothing wrong with chocolate chip cookies, but I was told there would be cake."

Prisco, you wouldn't mind terribly if I stole that, tweaked it just a touch and put it on my tombstone, would you?

Nice review...

Posted by: Skitz at March 24, 2009 11:56 AM

The cake's a lie.

Posted by: Macafee at March 24, 2009 12:02 PM

cobain-stain... heh.

Posted by: Rykker at March 24, 2009 12:12 PM

You hatin' on chocolate chip cookies? Don't make me cut you, bitch.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at March 24, 2009 12:34 PM

A very enjoyable read, Prisco. Your opening paragraph describes just why, upon seeing the trailer, I knew this wouldn't be quite good enough to see.

Posted by: Cindy at March 24, 2009 12:35 PM

Now you're making me wish I had brought cookies with my lunch today. And I was craving chocolate chip ones just last night.

What? There was a movie reviewed here? Oh yeah. I'm glad you didn't hate it and from your description, I'm guessing I will enjoy this movie.

Prisco, is your wittiness found in your sideburns, the way Samson's strength came from his long hair?

Posted by: tamatha at March 24, 2009 12:54 PM

The inclusion of Steve Zahn is what sold me.

"Who's your greatest influence?"
"Captain Geetch and the Shrimp Shack Shooters."

And I dislike chocolate chip cookies. They taste like grade school Christmas bazaars and ennui.

Posted by: Julie at March 24, 2009 1:04 PM

This review and its subsequent posts made me hungry. An unexpected twist considering the plot revolves around cleaning up crime scenes.

Posted by: Nimue at March 24, 2009 1:29 PM

There’s nothing wrong with chocolate chip cookies, but I was told there would be cake.

*snort*

That's a beautiful way of summing up a movie. Everyone knows that feeling.

Do you like being told how to feel? hmm?

Posted by: figgy at March 24, 2009 1:47 PM

I have to give you another cheers, for "cobain-stain" that is hilarious.

Posted by: MRod at March 24, 2009 2:00 PM

And I dislike chocolate chip cookies. They taste like grade school Christmas bazaars and ennui.

Really, Julie? Because that is just wrong. Have you ever had an actual homemade chocolate chip cookie? Straight from the oven? Those taste nothing like what you describe. I recommend the addition of oatmeal or macadamia nuts, but just the standard tollhouse recipe is damn tasty.

Next thing I know, you're gonna be channeling Sarina and hating on pie.

Posted by: tamatha at March 24, 2009 4:09 PM

This review is pretty spot on; the acting was great, but it felt like every scene was kind of underdeveloped.

And also, Clifton Collins, Jr? I had no idea that was him! I just kept thinking that he was a really sexy one-armed guy (even with the ponytail). His performance was very good as well.

Posted by: eat my shorts at March 24, 2009 5:48 PM

I want to see this movie and I won't let you stop me. I am more concerned, however, with the anti-chocolate chip cookie sentiment happening both in the article and in the comments.

Are you fucking kidding me??

I make orange dark chocolate chip cookies that have repeatedly earned the name "Nookie Cookies." They are guaranteed to get you laid*. A lot. And in ways you've only dreamed of and felt a little shamed about the next morning, perv.*

*provided your sweetie likes orange and chocolate together

Posted by: Sharon at March 24, 2009 6:52 PM

cake > cookies

That doesn't mean cookies are bad. It just means cake is superior.

That is all.

Posted by: figgy at March 24, 2009 7:07 PM

figgy, that equation depends on the type of cake and cookies.
Now I want to have a showdown between my nookie cookies and the Better Than Sex cake (whichever version).

Posted by: Sharon at March 24, 2009 7:12 PM

I will raise you a Fuck Me Cake. The name alone says it all.

Posted by: figgy at March 24, 2009 7:24 PM

I want a new comment diversion: Which food, if someone cooks it for you, will guarantee that you put out?
Is it the food that's complicated or the food that's sentimental? I'm curious.
Of course, I'm reminded of when a friend of mine was all proud of the dinner he was cooking for a date and announced that asparagus was part of the menu. I dashed his dreams when I informed him that no one would want to get laid that night.

Posted by: Sharon at March 24, 2009 7:38 PM

She cool aunts him full of kettle corn and horrific tales of the lobster man.

I like your nouns that are verbs.

Posted by: LB at March 24, 2009 9:02 PM

Don't know, Sharon, but anything with chocolate will pretty much guarantee him some lovin'.

He also makes some amazing sandwiches. Mmm.

Posted by: figgy at March 24, 2009 9:34 PM

I love it when you women talk dirty food.

figs, I'll trade you my Fuck Me crab cakes (with a side of rosemary potatoes) for your Fuck Me cake -- damnation, that sounds like 69 with forks.

Deal?

Posted by: bucdaddy at March 25, 2009 1:08 AM

Emily Blunt and a lesbian kiss, that gives me a stain.....


IN MY PANTS!

Posted by: David McTaintwaffle at March 25, 2009 5:22 PM

Alan Arkin is going to charmingly anger his way through Alzheimer’s until they just give him the Oscar or make him battle Peter O’Toole to the death for it.

Didn't he win an Oscar for Little Miss Sunshine?

Posted by: Eliza at March 27, 2009 12:10 PM

I spent the whole movie trying to figure out where I knew "Winston" from. Just IMDBed him and saw him with short hair and no 'stache - HOLY COW!!! It's Cesar from 187!!!! I never saw that one coming. Awesome.

I really enjoyed this, but agree that just as there was place for fleshing out they just ended the scenes.

Posted by: Michelle at April 11, 2009 11:23 AM