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Shuttle / Dustin Rowles

Film Reviews | March 10, 2009 | Comments (12)


I’m in a pickle here — one of those Vlassic motherfuckers that sit in the back of your fridge and ferment in year-old vinegar. The biggest selling point in Shuttle is its ending, but if I give it away, you’ll have no reason to watch. But if I don’t give it away, I don’t know that I can otherwise persuade you to sit through it (currently in select indie theaters, and out in DVD in April). And honestly, I’d really like someone else to watch Shuttle so that they can explain the ending to me. Either Shuttle is the most profound horror film in years, or one of the dumbest. I can’t tell. I think that Shuttle is trying to make a political statement, and if that’s true, it’s going about doing so in a bizarrely bloody round-about way. But then again, how many horror flicks actually attempt to work in a ripped-from-the-headlines punchline?

Add to that the fact that it’s been so long since I’ve seen a decent horror flick that I’m not sure I can recognize one anymore. I forget: If you yell at the characters for an hour and forty-five minutes, reminding them of how stupid they are, does that make it a decent horror flick? Or a ridiculous one? At the very least, it makes it an engaging one, right? I cared enough about most of the characters to loudly advise them, point out the error of their ways, and beg them to avoid their inevitable demise. “You dumbass!” I would yell. “You know he’s going to kill you now ,don’t you? What the fuck is wrong with you? If there’s a mad man with a gun driving you around a desolate city late at night, surely you know better than to light a flare in the back of the airport shuttle, right? The movie’s still got 80 minutes to go! He’s got no choice but to kill you!” Today’s youth! Hmph. Clearly, they just don’t understand genre conventions anymore — if you’re going to step out of line, wait until the final five minutes, after nearly everyone else has died. At least then you have a chance..

In Shuttle, an airport shuttle driver (Tony Curran) coaxes two young, attractive women — best friends (Peyton List and Cameron Goodman) returning from a trip to Mexico — into his van, promising them a cheaper rate and a lollipop. Meanwhile, two other men (Dave Power and James Snyder) trying to angle their way into some late night hair pie follow them onto the shuttle, where there’s already a strange, timid businessman (Cullen Douglas) waiting for his ride downtown. The driver, naturally, takes a detour; he gets a flat-tire, one of the men loses four fingers trying to change it, the other man gets a hot head and loses a nose, and then things start to get weird. Although it’s strangely convenient that a major city, in this case Boston, has nary a soul out at night to help our victims, who certainly make enough fuss along their route to alert would-be passersby.

It’s a hard movie to describe — it’s not quite horror, but it’s barely a thriller. It’s a slasher road pic, somewhere between Red Eye and Joyride. Written and directed by Edward Anderson, Shuttle contains a heady mix of brutality and suspense, although there’s not enough gore to satisfy most hard-core horror-movie fans. It drags in part, and far too often seems to be coasting toward a conclusion, only to drift into another act. What it does best, however, is to nag at your curiosity — it pulls you along, not because the killer is particularly compelling (he’s not), or because the characters are particularly likable (they’re not), or because the mayhem is particularly fun to watch (it is), but because you want to know the psychopath’s intentions. It becomes evident early on that there’s something more to it than a robbery; neither is it the simple, blind craziness that drives most horror movie villains.

There’s definitely a purpose behind the kidnapping, and behind the selective murders, and one that you are keen to understand. Anderson deftly builds up the suspense behind those motivations, but ultimately backs himself into a corner, where he’s forced to offer up a dénouement that’s bigger than the film can reasonably hold. It’s akin to finding out that Jason Voorhies’ killings weren’t motivated by revenge, but by PETA. There’s an absurd humor in the notion, but that’s a square peg that doesn’t exactly fit into a round hole of dread.

Dustin Rowles is the publisher of Pajiba. He lives in Portland, Maine. You can email him or leave a comment below.


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Comments

It’s akin to finding out that Jason Voorhies’ killings weren’t motivated by revenge, but by PETA.

To support PETA or because of PETA? Either way, very funny, but I think you just gave some Pajibans very bad ideas.

Posted by: Sharopa at March 10, 2009 3:13 PM

Ok, now I have to see this movie...a slasher flic with a message...how can I stay away?

Posted by: Smokin at March 10, 2009 3:26 PM

Someone should make "The Ballad of the MTA" into a horror flick. At least the soundtrack would be good.

Posted by: BWeaves (from a different IP address) at March 10, 2009 3:46 PM

Although it’s strangely convenient that a major city, in this case Boston, has nary a soul out at night to help our victims, who certainly make enough fuss along their route to alert would-be passersby.

Strangely convenient? Strangely unconvincing setting. It wouldn't take a murderous rampage through the streets of Boston for a passerby to attack an MBTA driver - I mean, Fox 25 had a story the other week about someone tossing a cup of hot coffee at one of those guys, and I think it was merely because the bus was late. Say what you want about us Bostonians, but we're nothing if not punctual.

Posted by: Ariel at March 10, 2009 4:40 PM

EXCELLENT use of Driver 8!


And now I'll read the review.

Posted by: JH at March 10, 2009 4:57 PM

Damn, now I just want to know the ending, because I know I'll never see the movie.

This premise is also why I will NEVER get into a car driven by those guys lurking around airports and dangling the beautiful prospect of not having to wait in line for half an hour in the cold. Well, never again. I did it once, because it was cold, and late, and I was slightly terrified the entire way home.

Posted by: SaBrina at March 10, 2009 6:18 PM

Hey Dustin, I'm not big into horror or suspense films, BUT! Its been my recent hobby to watch as many movies filmed in Boston as I can, now that I've lived here long enough to recognize the locations on screen. I even sat through 21 (shudder).

Is enough of the city on display to warrant my watching it?

Posted by: carrie at March 10, 2009 6:50 PM

Carrie -- I lived in Boston for eight years, and I never would've known it was filmed there if I hadn't known ahead of time. Skip it, if you're watching for the Boston location. Check out Next Stop Wonderland instead. -- DR

Posted by: Dustin RowlesAuthor Profile Page at March 10, 2009 7:25 PM

You know that every time you write a review like this I have to search online for the ending because I can't wait to find out by watching the movie itself. And then I never watch the movie anyways. I guess it's cheap entertainment.

Posted by: katy at March 10, 2009 7:32 PM

I'm not sure I could take this. I had a harrowing experience with an airport rental car shuttle a few years ago. Guy was definitely deranged and whacked out on something. The airport rental lots in LAX are in really dodgy badly-lit areas.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 10, 2009 7:40 PM

I have horror stories about airport rentals, but they've had to do with the people at the Hertz counter who didn't know WTF they were doing.
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Someone should make "The Ballad of the MTA" into a horror flick. At least the soundtrack would be good.

Posted by: BWeaves
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I'd go with "Skinhead on the MBTA" by the DKMs.

"Did he ever return, no he never returned and his fate is still unknown ... Oi! Oi! Oi!"

Posted by: bucdaddy at March 10, 2009 10:09 PM

Thanks guys. Thanks to my odd obsession with Nixon as of late, and your making movies out of songs, I've now come up with a new film: "Nixon's Holiday in Cambodia".

I swear you're all bastards, but I love ya just the same.

Posted by: Mike R. at March 11, 2009 10:01 AM





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