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Sex Drive / Dustin Rowles

Film Reviews | October 17, 2008 | Comments (50)


If you’re 16 years old, you go into a teen comedy without a lot of knowledge of movie history. You’ve seen The Dark Knight and Iron Man everything Pixar has ever done, and a few movies your dad foisted on you when he was feeling nostalgic, but so far as teen comedies are concerned, your knowledge probably dates back to Mean Girls. You might have caught Sixteen Candles or even Can’t Hardly Wait on cable once or twice, but they probably feel a little archaic. Methods of communication have changed, so wooing strategy has likewise evolved (or devolved, depending on how you look at it). I may do a lot of lawn-yelling about drunk-texting, Facebook-dating kids these days, but it’s a reality in high school, and it’s a reality that John Hughes — for all his ability to lay out the caste system and capture the jist of high-school heartsickness — doesn’t provide in his oeuvre.

Of course, as a product of the late ’80s/early ’90s, I like to believe that I grew up on the golden age of teen comedies, but I’ve come to the realization that, for most folks, the teen comedies they were given when they were teens are the ones they are most fond of (this explains, in my mind, the inexplicable fascination with Empire Records, for those who were born between 1978 and 1983, and also why I don’t get Fast Times at Ridgemont High as much as people who are a little older than I am do.). So, essentially, what I’m saying is this: Modern teen comedies need to be judged, not against Say Anything or Pump Up the Volume (do today’s teenagers even know what a short-wave radio is, or a boombox?), but against the teen comedies of the era they grew up in because those are likely the only ones modern teenagers are familiar with. After all, I doubt there are a lot of high-school sophomores troubled with the derivative nature of Superbad. Movie critics, on the other hand, are going to shit all over Sex Drive because they’ve seen it too many times already. But if you’re 16, fuck the critics. You know why most of them loved The 40-Year-Old Virgin? Because it spoke to them. And they’re still pissed off that John Hughes promised dorks all that trim and didn’t deliver, and now they’re too bitter to see a new generation of sex comedies with fresh eyes.

But if you are that hypothetical 16-year-old curious about the teen comedies that came before you, but short on time (all that band practice and all), there’s really not much need to visit Better off Dead, Fast Times, Weird Science, Road Trip or even American Pie. You can get a pretty good taste for all of them by watching Sean Anders’ Sex Drive. I don’t say that as an insult: If you have to introduce a new generation of teenagers to teen comedies, you may as well borrow/steal/pay homage from/to some of the best. And Sex Drive takes some of the better elements of all of them, mixes them up, throws a decent soundtrack over it, and the result is a pretty fucking fun movie. And, since it’s become clear that Rocket Science isn’t going to break into the thickheaded zeitgeist of the under-20 set (damnit), Sex Drive may just become this generation’s Road Trip to Superbad’s Can’t Hardly Wait. And I’m OK with that.

Josh Zuckerman plays Ian, a hybridrized version of Michael Cera and young John Cusack’s dork cool. He’s a virgin, as the lead in these types of films must be. He’s also in love with one of his best friends, Felicia (Amanda Crews, a dead ringer for Sarah Michelle Gellar’s little sister), who doesn’t want to sully their friendship with sex. And then there’s Lance (Clark Duke), who must be a studio manufactured love child of Jonah Hill and Stifler. It’s the weirdest goddamn thing, y’all, because those two characters are the last two you’d expect to cross-breed. But the result is magnifiglorious. Rounding out the cast is “Rex” (James Marsden), who they should’ve just called Chet Donnelly, so close in spirit is he to Weird Science’s Bill Paxton character, the best compliment I could possible offer (poor Marsden; so much awesome, so little appreciation).

The set-up is fairly typical: Ian, posing as someone he’s not, meets a girl on the Internet, she offers to put out if he makes the trip, and Ian, Lance, and Felicia (oblivious to the plan) steal Chet’s car and drive cross country from outside of Chicago (is there any other way to respectfully pay homage to Hughes) to Knoxville, Tennessee. Hijinks, Diablo-ian dialogue, and honest-to-God hilarity ensues, highlighted by Seth Green’s passive-aggressive Amish car mechanic and a couple of guys who are best described as teenage versions of Clerks’ Jay. Seriously: Can you imagine two Jays playing off of one another? It’s deliciously obnoxious.

Of course, like Sex Drive’s Apatowan counterparts, the movie plays a little too long; a couple of needless scenes should’ve been left on the cutting room floor. But goddamnit, for the most part, Sex Drive manages to keep its comedic momentum throughout, and even in the end, doesn’t offer up the whiplash poignancy we’ve become accustomed to in this genre. If you’re over the age of 28, you’ve seen this movie a hundred times (only less R-rated), but it’s also the kind of movie you’d be happy to watch another 100 times (good teen comedies have the best rewatchability factor of any genre, which is why they play them on a loop in Heaven).

But if you’re 16, Sex Drive is more than just another good teen comedy. It’s the one you’re still going to be quoting from when you’re 30, and the one you’re going to defend against jackasses ten years older who insist that Empire Records was the best. It’s not their fault. They were just born at an unfortunate time.

Dustin Rowles is the publisher of Pajiba. He lives withi his wife and son in Portland, Maine You can reach him via email, or leave a comment below.


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Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 17, 2008 3:26 PM

Color me surprised that the word misogyny appears nowhere in this review. This has to be a first.

Posted by: Nate at October 17, 2008 3:30 PM

Amen to that, BSlim.

Posted by: Nadha at October 17, 2008 3:32 PM

nate

maybe we could find crazy Bianca and take care of that for you..

Posted by: dylanj at October 17, 2008 3:33 PM

Damn the Man, Save the Empire.

Posted by: VeinsRHiways at October 17, 2008 3:34 PM

Road Trip and American Pie are now too old for teens to "get"?

Well, shit. That's the most frightening thing I've heard since a high schooler looked at me funny after I quoted The Simpsons.

Yep, that was some awkward sex.

Posted by: Macafee at October 17, 2008 3:45 PM

Hehehehehehe, well played Mac.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 17, 2008 3:46 PM

Wow. I'm pleasantly surprised. From the commercials I was expecting American Pie 6: Stiffler's Cousin's Sister's Best Freind Tries Anal, or something.

Posted by: Admin11 at October 17, 2008 3:48 PM

I was on the fence before this review, but now I am all in. These are my favorite type of comfort movies.

Color me excited.

Posted by: DemonWaterPolo at October 17, 2008 4:00 PM

Good to see a homestate boy (Clark Duke's from Arkansas) make good. I thought he was pretty good with Michael Cera in that web series they had.

Posted by: FrontierPsych at October 17, 2008 4:01 PM

Road Trip and American Pie are now too old for teens to "get"?

As if I needed any other reasons to feel ridiculously aged (recently turned 23) now apparently She's All That, Can't Hardly Wait, Never Been Kissed, and all of the aforementioned are "old" movies.

This is more ridiculous than when VH1 decided to do I Love the 90's

Posted by: Renee at October 17, 2008 4:05 PM

Glad to hear this is good. I'll probably go see it with my "Guy Friends" so I'm happy to hear I'll be giggling all the way through.

But no one should skip out on Better Off Dead... Even if it is so deliciously 80s anyone unfamiliar with the era would probably find it totally bizarre.

Posted by: Kayanne at October 17, 2008 4:05 PM

Wait, how much is this movie like A Sure Thing. Because when I saw the trailers that's all that I thought of.

Posted by: Kayanne at October 17, 2008 4:07 PM

And the problem is you can't even use Facebook for a personals site because you can't look at anyone you don't already know! It's just like that Halloween party of coworkers I'm going to! Little shits never thought they'd ever be out of school and have to actually work at meeting interesting new people like Myspace still lets you do (so even that's got a bit more gated community in recent times). Shit yeah I like playing with my farm and fish! But is it gonna get me a date? Pfffft.

In short: Pajiba stalking will NEVER work on Facebook. Everyone needs to make their Myspace profiles public and THEN you'll see some results.

Posted by: Jay at October 17, 2008 4:07 PM

How are they paying for the gas for this trip? Cause I work for a living and I don't even drive in to work anymore. With all the good search engines on the Internet, he couldn't find a $2 whore in Chicago in which he could loose his cherry?

Speaking of Facebook, I tried it today and then killed my subscription. I couldn't ever post anything because I couldn't read the stupid security words. And I couldn't do the "verify account" thingy, because I don't have a mobile phone.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 17, 2008 4:44 PM

You neglected to mention that this was based upon an incredible book All the Way by Andy Behrens. (Of course the original title was not "juicy" enough and got spiced up.) Whatever, read the book. It's always better. I'm contractually obligated to say that. And now back to my regular scheduled day of shushing.

Posted by: libraryliz at October 17, 2008 4:51 PM

Come on Dustin! You need to get your box office prediction mojo back. Review W before I get off work, please!

Posted by: Handel at October 17, 2008 4:52 PM

BWeaves, I'm in the western end of Maryland and gas has officially dropped below the $3 mark. I saw a gallon of regular for $2.88 yesterday, so the short answer is that in farming area (what one would drive through from Chicago to Tennessee) gas tends to be cheaper.

I love James Marsden. I might see this movie just for him, as most "dorky high school boy pursues unattainable girl with hilarious consequences" movies rub me the wrong way even if they are funny.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at October 17, 2008 4:57 PM

Cheaper gas still ain't free gas. I still want to know how they are paying for this trip and why he couldn't find anyone closer to put out.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 17, 2008 5:04 PM

And the photo of A. Jolie up there for "The Changeling" is grossing me out. Women in the 30's had thin beestung lips. They didn't have those overinflated punching bags. Gross. Ever since I saw that photo of her doing the fish lips, all I can think about it prolapsed organs. I think it's time I signed off the computer.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 17, 2008 5:07 PM


So, is Knoxville some sort of generic strange destination these days? I mean, I grew up there, and there isn't much of a draw, unless you're into huge, golden phalli.

Posted by: Drake at October 17, 2008 5:16 PM


Hmm.... I guess that does explain why I'm a rice queen, though....

Posted by: Drake at October 17, 2008 5:17 PM

BWeaves, credit cards. More and more teenagers have them. And in a lot of cases, the parents foot the bills.

My ultimate teenage movie has to be hands down Heathers released when I could barely consider myself a teenager. But damned if that movie didn't accurately represent,albeit in a hyper-real way, the complex dynamics of female teenage relationships. The whole gritted teeth smile because I know you're stabbing me in the back but I don't want you to know that I'm secretly sharpening my knife too.

"Great cardigan, Angela...."

Plus, Heathers is peak Christian Slater foxiness. *shudder*

Posted by: Alabamapink at October 17, 2008 5:18 PM

Well, Drake, I LOVE orange. So that's a draw for me. Plus the first librarian I fell for (several years before I thought of joining in myself) was going to grad school there and there was a lovely, snowy romantic weekend. So I'll always think of it fondly.

Posted by: Jay at October 17, 2008 5:20 PM

Credit cards? Of course. Stupid parents.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 17, 2008 5:33 PM

I kinda want to see this movie, just to see how they think Knoxville looks. If it's all trailers and weeds, I'll be pissed. Crap-ass strip malls and traffic jams is more accurate.

Also, Empire Records sucked the wet monkey. I can't understand anyone being fond of that movie, teenage memories be damned. I don't just love Sixteen Candles because of my age, goddamn it, I love it because it's a well-done film. Seriously - stick that movie in front of a film-literate critic of any age and it'll get at least moderately positive feedback. Conversely, Empire Records is the kid only his mother could love. There's nothing redeeming about that movie, except MAYBE the music. It's a gimmicky, badly acted, badly written, badly directed, badly paced, self conscious attempt to create a cult film for a generation renowned for its lack of taste and slavish devotion to mass-marketed "alternative" trends. I would say it's the bastard zombie spawn of GOOD teen comedies, but the metaphor isn't apt, because it's just implausible to suggest that this movie is in any way seeking brains. Lacking them, yes, but certainly not moving toward them, under any scenario.

Posted by: Landon at October 17, 2008 5:35 PM

Oh, Alabamapink, it's so true! My first boyfriend was partially picked because of his vague physical resemblance to Christian Slater in that movie. I was going to clarify that I didn't mean personality resemblance, and now I am wondering, what did we call that personality back then? I'd call it emo now, but I am very sure I wouldn't have in high school. The closest my brain is coming up with is "gothic". Help, anyone?

Posted by: Phaeolus at October 17, 2008 5:38 PM

The moment I read a comment somewhere by a 16 year old which stated that this movie is going to "rawk!!11!", my mind switched to the passing lane.




But, lo and behold, up on the horizon...what is that? This review? A car full of half-nekkid girls? A metaphor for this review as a car full of half-nekkid girls?




Yup, even though that invariably squeeky-voiced comment caused me to zoom past said kid in the fast lane, this review brought me happily next to said car of co-eds, filled with Kat Stratfords, Amanda Becketts, Josie McCoys and very little else.




My apologies for the clumsy, poorly written comment but thank you for allowing my mind to pull up next to that thought.

Posted by: Jap-Jay at October 17, 2008 6:50 PM

BTW, my apologies about the gaps above. I think I broke my internets.

Posted by: Jap-Jay at October 17, 2008 6:53 PM

Clark is legit. Outside of his work on Greek he has a very funny webshow with Michael Cera. They're close friends, I think, and it shows. Very weird dude with a great style of humor. Usually the joke is that he looks like a lesbian. All in good taste

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at October 17, 2008 6:54 PM

I heard that he is a hot member of ~~((((~~++ ++ richloves .c o m++~~)))))~~~ ,where single ,handsome men want ro find sexual,beatutiful and pretty girlfriends.

Posted by: KERRY at October 17, 2008 7:45 PM

poor Marsden; so much awesome, so little appreciation

He's plenty appreciated by my right hand.

Posted by: Marra at October 17, 2008 8:50 PM

Do I have a Japanese brother?

Also, Jay...the idea holds as long as they're not also drunk, having seen you walking around sober heading to your car and asking you to drive them home. That's the dark side of a car full of girls.

Then sometimes you might get the one friend calling because she's freaking out on acid and needs to get picked up from downtown where her good for nothing boyfriend took her. But in exchange for chaperoning her back to reasonable sanity she'll buy you and your buddy Hostess pies at Kroger where you walk her around for a while.

Those Hostess pies are good. Nothing to eat every day of your life, but good.

Posted by: Jay at October 17, 2008 8:58 PM

Man, I watched Empire Records, like, nonstop when I was in high school, but I don't think I've seen it since I graduated. I have a better understanding of movies and filmmaking now, so maybe I will just let it live on in my memory and continue quoting "What's with today today?"

Posted by: Mimi at October 18, 2008 3:44 AM

@Phaeolus - Does the word 'mod' work for you? He was a bit Cure-esque, minus the makeup, in that movie. Hotness!

Posted by: dora at October 18, 2008 8:05 AM

I'm 16, so I'm glad Pajiba could put aside some of the prejudices it often has and review this movie without comparing it to say, Heathers (which is my 2nd favorite teen movie, after Better Off Dead). I don't usually like comedies, but I feel confident that I might like this one, and I need something to do anyway.

Posted by: Myl at October 18, 2008 11:08 AM

Ah...this had lead to reponder fond teenage movies. Yes, I am of the generation who loves Empire Records but I also adore Can't Hardly Wait, Say Anything, Pump Up the Volume and Sixteen Candles as well as every other movie mentioned above...(what I'm a teenage movie junkie don't judge me)....but what I think is seriously missing from this discussion.....Jawbreaker which I think is one of the great "teen movies" of our time

Posted by: SashaCA2 at October 18, 2008 11:11 AM

SashaCA2 I agree with you on Jawbreaker. I consider it the inception of the Kitty character from Arrested Development.

Posted by: popejenn at October 18, 2008 1:15 PM

1978-1984 ... i have seen Empire Records at least 50 times in the last ten years, and it never ever ever gets old. it is one of the the only teen movies that has grown up with me this far. (my other teenage favourite movie was Hackers, which did NOT fare so well in recent years).




i'm looking forward to seeing this one now, and i really didn't have high hopes from the trailers.

Posted by: Nikki at October 19, 2008 6:35 AM

Jawbreaker was such a great movie.

"I'm Courtney Shane, I don't think we've met what with the cruel politics of high school."

You would think that movies like Jawbreaker and Mean Girls were exaggerating the private behavior of the snotty girls in high school but they are not far off my friends.

Posted by: becks at October 19, 2008 12:03 PM

Dustin, I guess I'm around your age. Empire Records wasn't really all that good, but the epitome of teen comedies for me are Heathers and Pump Up the Volume. I grew up with Winona Ryder and her ilk being in these teen comedies and perhaps wowing me with their verve. Can't Hardly Wait notwithstanding (I still sorta like it, just because)...Clueless was a better one that you've left out just because it is, ah, a "chick" flix. They had the dialogue in their to make it a classic though. Anywho, Sex Drive sounds ok. I might catch it on DVD. Thanks!

Posted by: ph at October 19, 2008 5:11 PM

did you really write "...in love with one of his best friend's, Felicia...."????? what's up widdat!? that's like, the 3rd super simple grammatical error i've caught in the last month. you need to have someone proof your posts before they go up lest you lose your chic elite blogger status!

Posted by: surly suzie at October 20, 2008 1:04 AM

"I think I broke my internets" haha, now there's a lolcat phrase, jap-jay.

Posted by: smatt584 at October 20, 2008 2:55 AM

Genny (also Rusty),

I don't see you on the spreadsheet under "Maryland" so ... Where do you mean by "western"? McHenry? Frostburg? Cumberland?

BTW, you've probably heard the joke about how Maryland ought to sell the three westernmost counties to West Virginia and raise the IQ of both states.

Posted by: bucdaddy at October 20, 2008 10:27 AM

Stacey: Like, I'm not getting out of this car!
Randy: Okay, but if they attack the car, save the radio.

How could you leave out Valley Girl? Or am I just that little bit older than you Dustin?

Posted by: Henry at October 20, 2008 11:07 AM

Oh and, um, a movie about a kid driving cross country to get laid. The Sure Thing anyone? Also a classic.

Posted by: Henry at October 20, 2008 11:15 AM

Woah. WTF is going on?

http://i35.tinypic.com/24wfuc2.jpg

Dustin, you need to do that reality-altering HTML codin' at 4 am when no one but drunk Skittimuses are watching.

Also, I read the book this movie was based on when I was a junior in high school. Funnily enough, it took me about five times of seeing the commercial of the cop mace-ing the giant donut to put that together. Oh wait, I've read this already.

And it was a funny ass book, called All the Way.

Posted by: Jaci at October 20, 2008 2:05 PM

But if this is the New-New-New Pajiba then you've well and truly pushed me too far.

Posted by: Jay at October 20, 2008 2:15 PM

mmmm Christian Slater in heathers

Posted by: lea at October 20, 2008 6:39 PM

(This is how far behind I am on my Pajiba posts...fucking farming...)

Shit yeah I like playing with my farm and fish! But is it gonna get me a date? Pfffft.

Jay, Sarina may be too busy farming to fuck, but I still haven't unlocked the goats, so I'm up for a date!

Posted by: jamiepants at October 21, 2008 2:19 PM