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Seven Pounds / Ranylt Richildis

Film Reviews | December 30, 2008 | Comments (79)


In Gabriele Muccino’s Seven Pounds, Will Smith’s goof is nowhere to be found. It’s been completely, utterly jettisoned, and replaced with teary-eyed Contemplation™, often in loving close-up. The goof that managed to spark even in a dark role like I Am Legend’s Neville has been smothered to ash by pre-fab Chagrin™ and by Smith’s determination to put himself in contention for little golden figurines. The man is stern, now — pay attention. The man is serious, and so is Muccino’s wrenching little drama that re-teams The Pursuit of Happyness’ director and lead for another display of Human Compassion™. Smith is notorious in Pajiba-Land and beyond for having two thespian gears — Selfless Will and Yahoo Will — and Selfless Will has been enshrined in Seven Pounds. If you loved him in Happyness and The Legend of Bagger Vance — if you can stomach the Tenderness™ — you’ll probably find substance, here, and walk away smug about having been moved and properly chastened by Hollywood Morality™. Like many recent lesson-dramas that try to bind us in a headlock, Seven Pounds slogs its own special brand of see what we did there? and demands that viewers open wide and take their medicine neat.

Because the movie’s first ten minutes suggest everything to come, I don’t think the following outline can be considered a spoiler, but if you’d rather go in knowing as little as I did about the film, it’s best to skip this paragraph. Smith plays an aeronautics engineer posing as an IRS agent, for reasons that are fairly clear fairly early on. His character is suicidal — he blames himself for the deaths of his wife and six strangers in a horrific car crash (which we see in horrific detail towards the end of the movie, because a Serious Film must now involve dramatic roadway collisions as often as possible). To make amends, “Ben Thomas” (née Tim) hunts for individuals in need of organs he intends to, erm, personally supply. He snoops through Treasury files, scans headlines, and prods social workers for the names of folk who are genuinely good and genuinely fucked by circumstances physiological and/or financial (it’s a story that can only be set in a land without socialized health care). But first, Ben has to be sure that the individuals he chooses to help are deserving; he watches them and tests them and takes notes, and his desire to help elevates him to a god-like place of judgment where he can declare either doom or salvation for the souls in his crosshairs. Those souls number exactly seven, and if you don’t hear the screaming metaphor (made even more audible by the movie’s title), it may be time to drip a little oil in your ears, wait 24 hours, and swab out the gunk with a teaspoon. You don’t even need a relationship with Shakespeare to be familiar with the term “a pound of flesh,” or to possess a basic grasp of tribal customs that demand body parts as restitution for a crime. It’s all very see-it-coming, but I don’t think surprise is really the name of Muccino’s game, however “twisty” the ending may come off to some. It’s all supposed to be in the delivery, which has been honed to a sustained Anguish™ and executed with what passes for Quiet™ in Hollywood — complete with dark moments and darker corners.

Resigned to die, Ben rents a motel room for two weeks and devotes himself to his research. Among his potential donees are Emily (Rosario Dawson), a press-maker with a bad heart; Ezra (Woody Harrelson), a blind pianist who makes ends meet as a telemarketer; Connie (Elpidia Carrillo), a woman battered by her live-in man; Stewart (Tim Kelleher), a hospital administrator afflicted with cancer; and Holly (Judyann Elder), a case worker whose liver is revived with part of Ben’s own. What Ben seeks in these people and in others is evidence that they are good even when no one’s around to witness kind acts. He finds virtue immediately in Emily, and he finds it by sense more than anything and starts to fall in love with her. We can’t blame him. Dawson plays Emily with appeal, adding a humane layer to her earthy good looks. Her short breath and bluish cast are totally Poe — this beautiful woman’s looming death is mined for all the poetry it can muster. Where screenwriter Grant Nieporte’s story and dialogue fizzle, and where Muccino’s direction sledgehammers, Dawson make amends; her work here with Smith can’t be faulted. She cuts through Smith’s actressin’ with something close to nature, in fact. She’s not as naturalistic an actor as the film’s only authentic performer — Carrillo as the desperate battered mom — but she does what she can to build a relationship with her leading man onscreen and pull us into their courtship, which is lovely, and which deserves better than the film’s Hallmark Channel finish.

Emily and Ben’s getting-to-know-you is the only worthwhile result of this endeavour. It’s slow and pleasantly absurd, and sweet without being sticky. Smith finds his best moments with Dawson, but he’s actually halfway decent — if AstroTurfy — and his choreography of ticks and gazes generally transcends what we expect of him; I’m not a mad Smith lover, but I won’t take away from his effort to chew a little less at the scenery around him, for once, and to see a little more of the characters he’s reacting to. He’s still actressin’ hard to keep up with Muccino’s sledgehammerin’, but there’s evidence of a skill on the improvement rather than on the wane; if only he had a better sense of material. The problem Seven Pounds presents to viewers is giving us a means of separating the actors’ performances from Harrelson’s Bad Wig No. 16, and from the film’s maudlin conclusion, which made me laugh out loud scornfully in the last place we’re supposed to laugh. They’ll be talking about the Jellyfish Scene for years to come, I project, and that scene almost makes Seven Pounds worth sitting through, in a You can’t seriously be thinking I can take this scene seriously kind of way you sometimes feel a need to share with others. I think we’re supposed to find that scene heart-stopping and intense, but instead it flushes away all of the movie’s gentler touches with one over-the-top, Haggisian lunge. We see it coming, of course, and of course that’s not the point. The point is that Smith’s caterwauling and the means to his character’s figurative and literal ends are too profoundly ridiculous — too Hollywood Does Iñárritu with no idea how to make it work.

By and large — with few exception — American studio filmmaking has never shed the melodrama that informed silent pictures and that built Hollywood. Melodrama is so intrinsic to American movies that most domestic viewers don’t even notice it — they take it for natural, and as a sign of “good” film. Seven Pounds will be interpreted as “good” by some viewers and (I suspect but haven’t yet checked) by some critics. It will certainly be interpreted as “good” by some academy voters, if the movie’s backers have their druthers. As solid as some aspects of the movie are, and however interesting some of its narrative straws and traditional metaphors, Muccino’s project succumbs to the local affliction (even Italian imports aren’t immune to the pall). Everything becomes chintzy at film’s end: hearts human and emotional, eyes physical and metaphorical. Those of us with weaker throats will gag. Seven Pounds is yet another example of amateurish notions dressed up in a tight and seamless suit by technical pros who’ve never read or thought beyond the 101, and who build drama with emotional hydraulics and no real measure. That’s too bad, because the movie could have been as authentically “good” as Ben and Emily in the right hands, had its makers understood the dangers of indulgence.

Ranylt Richildis plays with words and ideas in Ottawa, Canada. You can email her here.


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Comments

I'm one of those people that despises Will Smith and his aw shucks mediocrity. I have yet to see a film that he was in that wasn't shamefully manipulative or downright asinine. He doesn't even have the balls to admit that he's in that crazy L. Ron Hubbard cult. Fuck Will Smith and the horse he rode in on.

Posted by: Dano at December 20, 2008 12:30 PM

Thank you for capturing exactly why Will Smith almost certainly will not end up a pantheon actor. He had me going for a while after Ali, probably his best work as an actor instead of a movie star, but the rigorously restrictive duality you describe will never allow him to truly transcend the medium, despite ample talent and charm to burn.

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at December 20, 2008 12:31 PM

"Seven Pounds" should set Smith up nicely for "Oldboy," I can't wait. I just those purest don't bad mouth Smith.

Posted by: Pookie at December 20, 2008 12:39 PM

Fuck the fresh prince, fuck Scientology and fuck this movie.

In no particular order.

PS: fuck his stupid kid too.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 20, 2008 12:41 PM

Even the not-so-soft spot I have for Dawson will get me into the theater to see this.

Posted by: Recondite at December 20, 2008 12:43 PM

Oh, and I'm not buying Smith's "nigger Tom Hanks" shtick for one second.

Never have, never will.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 20, 2008 12:46 PM

I keep hearing so much about this "jellyfish" in the reviews. The ridiculous promise of it is almost enough to make me want to sit through this with the hope of an unintended laugh. Almost.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at December 20, 2008 1:05 PM

Oh, man, did I call it or did I call it? This is EXACTLY what I said I thought the plot would be after y'all posted the trailer. I was really, really hoping I was wrong (especially about the Rosario Dawson heart thing).

Posted by: AnnArrogance at December 20, 2008 1:06 PM

Oh, and it's only got a 27% so far on the Tomatometer, so at least not many critics re falling for it. This does seriously sound, whatever "twist" it might have, like a piece of crap. I'll be passing.

Posted by: AnnArrogance at December 20, 2008 1:10 PM

BSlim, sir, your comments are abominable. When did that Lady Dawson get out of rehab? Prove to me that Smith is in that homo cult Scientolgy, every time a black man join a group to get his shit right you all talk shit about him. It is sad that we have two minorities in the lead rolls of a movie and you white devils want to cast them down into a pit with the sodomites.

Posted by: Pookie at December 20, 2008 1:29 PM

Can I open by declaring my joy at the fact that "actressin'" looks set to become part of the Pajiba lexicon? Now we just need to find more uses for the phrase "push a bitch down some stairs"...

I have to admit a gruding liking for Smith. I wasn't a huge Bel Air fan, and it's not that I've ever seen him in a movie I liked him in, ever, but there's something undeniably charming about him. That said, I fear that watching him pull Serious Actor faces for two hours might try my patience more than a little.

I'm also deeply intrigued by what this Jellyfish Scene might be. I have a friend who, at the heart-breakingly tender moments of movies like this, tends to break down into helpless laughter (her 'bullshit' filter clogs up remarkably quickly). She's already ruined the emotional climaxes of "Two For The Money" and "27 Dresses" for an entire cinema full of people, so dragging her along to this can only end well.

Posted by: Shay at December 20, 2008 1:32 PM

Shay wrote:"I'm also deeply intrigued by what this Jellyfish Scene might be."


Really? You need to get out more.

Posted by: Dano at December 20, 2008 1:40 PM

I never had a big problem with Will Smith. I always loved Men in Black and Enemy of the State. But since then, I just wish he'd flat out disappear for awhile.

Scientologist or not, the fact that he is "associated" with them, or donating money, or whatever he's doing pisses me off.

I'm not anti-religion. I'm just anti-bullshit-cult-religions (sometimes Catholics fall under this as well).

I'll pass on this flick, Synecdoche, New York is playing down the street anyway.

Posted by: Colin at December 20, 2008 1:51 PM

this sounds like the kind of movie some of my friends will drag me to see. they'll all love and gush over it, and tell me i insist on disliking things for the sake of being "different", when really, i dislike things due to lack of quality.

if the heart-breaking tenderness in this movie is anything like the final scenes in "the notebook" (which is the last sappy movie i was forced to go to), old ladies around me will be glaring and snarling at me to shutup and stop laughing. which would totally make the experience worth it, actually. i loves me some inappropriate laughter.

Posted by: eat my shorts at December 20, 2008 1:51 PM

Really? You need to get out more.

Harsh, but probably fair.

Posted by: Shay at December 20, 2008 2:05 PM

If he swallows a live jellyfish than yes, maybe he is ready for Oldboy. Movie's yours to fuck up now, Spielberg.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 20, 2008 2:15 PM

Has anyone here ever been fucked sideways?

Posted by: Pookie at December 20, 2008 2:22 PM

Please disregard my pervious post, I was having a conversation with some people online and I mistakenly posted my comment in the wrong place.

Posted by: Pookie at December 20, 2008 2:44 PM

Pookie, there's no need to apologize. We love (tolerate) you just the way you are.

Shh. No words. Only feelings.

Posted by: That Girl at December 20, 2008 2:53 PM

Thank you That Girl, because at the end of the day, we all just want to be loved (tolerated).

Posted by: Pookie at December 20, 2008 3:04 PM

Again, Ranylt, you present another beautiful review. I'm still not sold on Seven Pounds either way, but the review was a pleasure to read. Thank you.

Posted by: Robert at December 20, 2008 3:13 PM

Thank you That Girl, because at the end of the day, we all just want to be loved (tolerated).

And fucked sideways. Don't forget fucked sideways.

*wink

Posted by: Sean at December 20, 2008 3:49 PM

Well Sean as I said I was talking and not paying attention to where I posted my comment, as I'm inundated with people emailing and instant messaging me as soon as I get online. So I take full responsibility for my unfortunate comment.

Posted by: Pookie at December 20, 2008 4:05 PM

Has anyone here ever been fucked sideways?

No, but I have fucked someone else sideways. It was kind of awkward. I guess I'm just not cutout for fucking that is not taking place in the vertical or horizontal.

Posted by: the_wakeful at December 20, 2008 4:29 PM

I have been looking forward to this review--last night happened to read the NY Times review and it made me laugh out loud. The reviewer shares your feelings about the jellyfish scene, basically saying you'll want to call all your friends and say "are they fucking serious?" (paraphrasing of course)

I am a big fan of Yahoo Will. He reminds me of watching Fresh Prince with my brother and sister as a kid. But I will never see this movie until I am on a plane or it starts running on TBS.

Posted by: Cara at December 20, 2008 4:38 PM

I don't think I have bad taste in movies. I believe I'm fairly good at avoiding the truly odious ones, and admonishing the trash I do have to sit through. But every once and a while I start to think, maybe I'm just a complete jackass.

For instance, I hated Waitress. I think it's a shame that the writer was brutally and senselessly killed - I do. But I don't believe that made it anything less than a poorly written and rather amateur production.

Apparently Seven Pounds is just the most recent example of my poor taste in film. I didn't love it. I won't own it or recommend anyone see it. But I thought it was mostly decent. Admittedly, I walked into it with the lowest of expectations, and perhaps that had an effect. Further, I'm a graphic designer, so the addition of a five-minute circlejerk to the art of the letterpress didn't hurt either.

I think this film has two problems: 1) stupid viewers don't understand simple elements of the film, and so get confused and angry (I'm so sick and tired of hearing the question "Uhh... what does the title mean?"); and 2) intelligent viewers expect the film to be on their level, and are ultimately disappointed.

It's not a brilliant film, but I don't think it deserves a 27% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Sorry, I felt the need to defend this film. Now I can go on with my life.

Posted by: vercordio at December 20, 2008 5:03 PM

u see i wanted to come here and make a hilarious joke about how if gabriele muccino and paul haggis meet they will start a serious stare contest that would never even end and that will eventually liberate us from both of them. cause only paul haggis can take himself as seriously as the italian skank cancer. but the truth is, though I'm never really able to put words in some logic and grammatically correct sense in general, this man just makes me wanna suck my eyeballs out, beat them with an hammer and then inject my self with ebola.
hammer use and self injection while newly blind, this is drive people.

Posted by: rio at December 20, 2008 5:41 PM

Don't you cross out Muccino right away... that dude is gonna be great.

Wait and see.

Posted by: Sofía at December 20, 2008 9:19 PM

Dano - I am not a fan of anything that Smith has done - except.....the first movie that he was in "Six Degrees of Separation" is definitely worth viewing. Stockard Channing and Donald Sutherland are excellent as the duped socialites.

Posted by: wickedorchid at December 20, 2008 10:12 PM

Being fucked sideways is less fun than it sounds. For a girl, there's just no hope of getting hit right in that position.

In other news, I CANNOT stand Will Smith and would rather eat ground glass than see this ham-fisted crap.

Posted by: Megan at December 21, 2008 1:37 AM

Amazing review once again, as always. You need to write here more often.

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at December 21, 2008 1:48 AM

So does the Jellyfish Scene mean he pees on her? Because that's all I think of when someone says jellyfish.

I have to see this on Monday, so there better be some awesome letterpress and peeing in this one.

Posted by: jM at December 21, 2008 2:10 AM

But does the dog die? And if it does, is there some way I can spray paint "The dog dies" on that photo?

Also: I agree that fucking sideways is kinda awkward, but sometimes she insists. I never turn down free food either.

Posted by: bucdaddy at December 21, 2008 9:12 AM

Really?

...I like sideways. I find it hits me juuuust right. Mmmhm.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at December 21, 2008 1:04 PM

Yes AvB, I find sideways to be more rhythmic with the woman being able to control and set the pace.

Posted by: Pookie at December 21, 2008 1:21 PM

Didn't Denzel commit suicide in one of his soapier movies so they could transplant his heart into his own kid? Sounds like another ripoff homage to me. No, I don't care enough to look it up on IMDB.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at December 21, 2008 6:30 PM

Sideways is good for the gays, too...at least this gay.

As far as Smith is concerned, my problem is that i don't get anything different from him...it seems like every role, even ones that should be tailor made for him, don't bring him any further out. Maybe it's direction...some actors don't shine until they work with a director that can bring it out.

Posted by: Smokin at December 21, 2008 11:39 PM

Will Smith playing "emo action" Will Smith. Will Smith playing "action hero" Will Smith. Will Smith playing... Wait, that's all of them isn't it?

Watching a Smith movie is the equivalent of having an alcoholic fuckbuddy. You might end up with a really fun story for later, or you might end up with a black eye, but you're still getting puked on.

Smokin, you have the win, sideways fucking is the only way this gay goes. Except occasionally upside-down fucking.

Posted by: Dagon at December 22, 2008 9:47 AM

Can you seriously decide who gets your organs? I thought there was a list.

Posted by: DeadBessie at December 22, 2008 9:49 AM

Would someone PUHLEASE FER CHRISSAKES spoil the Jellyfish Scene for me, so I won't have to see this movie?

Posted by: Craig at December 22, 2008 10:03 AM

What I don't get, and would never be able to get over if I actually sat through this film, is that hi, isn't organ donation really fucking complicated? Just because someone's a good person doesn't mean that they're biologically compatible.

Posted by: Sabrina at December 22, 2008 11:00 AM

Craig, I found somewhere that spoiled the jellyfish scene, and LOL. Go to post 11.

Posted by: Sabrina at December 22, 2008 11:07 AM

Sabrina - I think Will's character was posing as an IRS agent so he can find out that sort of stuff like blood type.

Posted by: kayla at December 22, 2008 11:23 AM

The IRS has access to everyone's medical records? I thought he was trying to find poor people or something. Even if he can get basic stuff, which is an invasion of privacy issue, there's more to some transplants than just having the same blood type. For kidneys, they need specific tests for tissue matching.

Posted by: Sabrina at December 22, 2008 12:19 PM

You know what I think.
I think that if it was a white man doing this instead of Will Smith, Some of you would've loved this. I think it's a race thing.
But thats just my opinion.

Posted by: Ashley James at December 22, 2008 12:49 PM

Well fuck you sideways, I was really hoping this was going to turn into a Scientology bash! Which would not be anti-religion, because anyone with even a remote conection to reality understands that Scientology is nonsense created by a FICTION AUTHOR! FUCK! How I wish someone would drop Tom Cruise into a pit of sodomites...

Posted by: Xtreme at December 22, 2008 1:04 PM

Sabrina, I'm with you. My dad had a kidney transplant, and it takes years to find a match once you go on the list. And once they have found the match, and get you into the hospital, it still takes a further three days to a week to make sure that the tissue match is good enough (that, and that you can survive the surgery). I'm pretty sure that the same is going to go for most other major organs. Yanno, like the heart.

I refuse to see this movie because it will wrangle angry anguished tears from me, and I will feel nothing but used and cheap afterwards. Fuck you, Will Smith. I'll just watch Independence Day again or something. That movie was dumb, but at least it doesn't make me cry.

Wow, I'm a little bit angrier than usual today.

Posted by: lizzieborden at December 22, 2008 3:34 PM

ugh. thank you for confirming every reason why i disliked this movie. it was either this movie or australia, and i figured sitting for 2 hours watching a movie i didn't really care for was better than 3. i guess i was wrong.

and Ashley James, i know that's your opinion, but that's downright absurd. no white man could've saved this awful movie.

Posted by: becky at December 22, 2008 5:28 PM

Ever notice Will Smith gets an ugly haircut for his serious movies?

Posted by: racahel at December 22, 2008 6:05 PM

Wasn't there some sort of prediction-oriented comment diversion earlier where Rowles or Prisco or some other writer made joke about the seven pounds being Will's head and he had to figure out who to give his head to? Someone on the Pajiba staff has a strong case of the psychics.

Posted by: JohnnyVonAwesome at December 22, 2008 6:16 PM

Ahahahahahah JELLYFISH!

That is fucking CLASSIC!

And mmm....sideways...

Posted by: figgy at December 22, 2008 6:28 PM

posted by Ashley James:
You know what I think.
I think that if it was a white man doing this instead of Will Smith, Some of you would've loved this. I think it's a race thing.
But thats just my opinion.
==========

Right. Because no one would mock this sham of a movie if, say, Jim Carrey were the star instead. Then it would have a 98% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes and the Academy would have already handed Carrey the Oscar.

Moving on... I quite like Will Smith, his ambiguous ties to Scientology notwithstanding (I like Jason Lee and Beck despite their Scientologist beliefs, so I can't hold that alone against Smith). But lately he's been overcome with the Christ Figure Syndrome in his films, which can lead to no good. Schmaltzy moralizing and self-righteous suffering gets old fast.

Posted by: Wife of GOB at December 22, 2008 11:10 PM

Ok, so I just saw this tonight and I feel incredibly mixed. On one hand, I really love me some Will Smith...especially in the dramatic roles (I know, I know) but on the other hand I have to acknowledge the absurd amount of ridiculous in this film.

The Jellyfish scene was remarkably hilarious and yet, because it's fucking Will Smith, I still found myself getting a little misty-eyed. I also really dislike melodrama and I really dislike heavy-handed films but when Will Smith is involved I just can't resist.

Would I recommend this to anyone else? Well if you love Will Smith enough, like I clearly do, then give it a shot but, as a word of warning, The Pursuit of Happyness was better so that will probably tell you more than you need to know about Seven Pounds.

Posted by: citizen_cris at December 23, 2008 2:04 AM

Sabrina, i would love to slap you round like a red headed stepchild, you are what makes this world suck, you are what makes the worlds hair stand on end when someone mentions racism, your a fucking disgrace. this has NOTHING to do with race, i loved this movie, and i dont give a rats arse if will smith was fucking green let alone black, get the fuck over yourself. who the fuck do you think you are saying "i bet if i was a white man you would like it more" well sabrina

the reason bush is hated is because he isnt black

the reason nobody likes the band 'creed' is because they 'aint' black

i bet nobody likes michael jackson cos he aint black any more

i bet if sugar by defult was brown and not white then people would use it more

why is chocolate by defult brown? and not white? white chocolate is the less liked chocolate? why is that.. its racist!!

see how fucking rediculous it becomes when you try and use your pigmentation as a crutch? wen you scream racist at everything? get the fuck over your self.. im an african american, im white, i was born and raised in africa, and now i have an american citizenship, so i am more african then you will ever be, suck on it. people are people

Posted by: zakk at December 26, 2008 9:17 AM

Hahaha, zakk, you may be a lot of things but you also fingered the wrong lady for your attack.
Which makes you the ass.

Also I cannot help but notice:
Eating a fistfull of glass? Injecting yourself with Ebola? Getting puked on?

I'm no stranger to hyperbole and that culture of 'I'm-gonna-string-together-the-most-disgusting-thing-I-can-think-of-and-say-it-in-a-funny-way-and-halarity-will-come-of-it-just-watch:-"fuck-off-I'll-take-your-eyes-out-and-chew-them-and-swallow-them-and-shit-them-and-cram-them-back-in-your-face"-hahaha-guys-see-I-told-you-pure-halarity-motherfuckers' Club.
But it seems the joke is wearing thin.

At least when referring to a Will Smith movie. He's sorta like a spider, on a web, in your yard, located in a part you never go in. Why the stress? Why the worry? He'll catch his bugs and feast and get fat, and one day find a nice lady spider and make babies who will catch the wind and SOAR and it's fantastic. It's great. But who the fuck cares?

Unless you find him in your bathtub...the vitrol seems a wee misplaced.

Posted by: MameV at December 26, 2008 12:11 PM

MameV,

Sabrina says
"You know what I think.
I think that if it was a white man doing this instead of Will Smith, Some of you would've loved this. I think it's a race thing.
But thats just my opinion."

how am i fingering the wrong person? i dont get it? so you are infact the ass

Posted by: zakk at December 27, 2008 2:02 AM

vercordio summed up my feelings perfectly on this movie. There's no escaping the heavy-handedness of the film, but I'm not sure why Will should solely be villified for actressin' when a number of films released recently are clearly pandering to the "Give me a damn statue!" crowd. Clint, Kate, Leonardo, Meryl, Philip, Tom, Brad, Cate, et al. - I'm looking at you. I haven't seen the other films outside of trailers; perhaps their pandering is more subtle, thus Will is the easier target? *shrugs*

Maybe it all comes down to a case of different strokes for different folks: I like Will Smith, and I never felt his performance was disingenuous (although I prefer his Legend role, particularly before the movie all went to shit in the end), even in light of the moral compassery. As for the jellyfish scene, I thought it was rather silly myself, but consistent with the melodramatic theme of the film.

Posted by: daphne at December 27, 2008 12:44 PM

I picked this movie to see with a good friend and also my girlfriend, both of whom rather like preachy, sentimental, semi-simplistic morality plays. Having read this review I didn't go in with the highest expectations, and so I rather enjoyed the movie. It's not great; it's not bad; it's "watchable" which is certainly a better rating than I give half the crap out there.

It's shamelessly manipulative, sure, which I guess is why the professionally cynical critic class panned it (in general -- Roger Ebert liked the movie). But for those people out there who still hopelessly tear up at the end of "Bambi", "Seven Pounds" is a movie you will find intense, and enjoyable.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at December 27, 2008 9:54 PM

I don't understand all the bitching. Hell it only a movie. Better than the last five I watch this year.
I give it an 8 out of 10. I have no problem with Will Smith. I think I would have to agree with Sabrina. Must be a race thing.
Got two hours to watch a good movie ? You can't go wrong with 7 Pounds.

Posted by: Boy Named Sue at December 28, 2008 8:07 PM

Now we just need to find more uses for the phrase "push a bitch down some stairs"...

Obviously, you have not watched enough Telenovelas. Someone always gets pushed down the stairs in those.

Sabrina did not say the race comment. This is the original post by Ashley James.

You know what I think.
I think that if it was a white man doing this instead of Will Smith, Some of you would've loved this. I think it's a race thing.
But thats just my opinion.

Posted by: Ashley James at December 22, 2008 12:49 PM

The name below the comment is the one that posted it. Check before letting accusations fly.

Posted by: Melody at December 29, 2008 3:59 PM

A funny thing happened on the way to a good movie...
perhaps it is Obama Mania! We can talk about the movies plot, characters, and other crap ... I'm glad two brown skinned people can do a good or bad movie and have it judged on the content of the movie not the color of their skin. Bad acting is bad acting. And a very bad hair cut is just BAD. It was an ok movie. I liked it and will make it a part of my collection along with Bamboozle and do the right thing.

Posted by: Ken Hollis at December 29, 2008 7:32 PM

I saw this coming when that piece of shit Hancock came out and he gave away Scientology test coupons.

It's over.

Just like nutjobs, Cruise and Travolta before him the cult has taken hold. Each of them soared high then brought themselves down with bullshit Christ-like roles that spewed ego piss into the eyes of the public.

Now, like them, Smith's team of ass leeches will try to "get it back" by revisiting and old franchise or a warmed-over action thriller.

They will fail.

Think I'm a hater. Being unfair. Well look at how this great dad is forcing his kids in showbusiness. Because he's so great that he can't have normal kids. They have to be famous, too. The kid sucks ass as an actor and they perm his hair like a friggin' girl because god forbid it should be kinky.

And for you people who race bait. Check Smith's resume and see how many black professionals he employs in his endeavors. You won't be surprised.

He is a first class douchebag from The Land Of Douchebags. And Seven Pounds represents who he really is fake, overrated and condescending

Posted by: ADD at December 29, 2008 8:15 PM

"a blind pianist who makes ends meet as a telemarketer"

Who uses that term "makes ends meet" ? It is hard to read through a review so obviously written by such a blinding cliche choice of words.

Posted by: cryptkeeper at December 30, 2008 12:32 AM

This movie possibly is one of the best movies ever made. It is utterly believable and beyond Shakespearian in its tragic ethos. I found that the movie's organization was effective in building tension. The 911 call at the beginning of the movie essentially enables the savvy viewer to project forward from almost every subsequent scene to the intent of the protagonist. This movie is a creative inspiration, and a balm to the heart. Even while drenched in drama, it celebrates altruism in a non-maudlin way. For most people who have known the prison of a tragic memory that won't be purged, this film should resonate. The ultra-sophisticated and Hollywood "literati" (such as this reviewer) likely will scorn it, because it is unapologetically riddled with human angst, but for the psychologically-minded who appreciate the day-to-day battles most of us have with our emotional demons, it is a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Mark at January 1, 2009 3:01 PM

first of all judging this movie because he might be a Scientologist is fucking stupid as hell that's like saying Tom Hanks is bad because he doesn't believe in what i believe in. Will Smith is a good actor, and everyone who says he isnt, hey what movies have you been in that are better? and throwing the race card in is sooo fucking ignorant, if you degrade a person because of their race you should have your head blown off. and lay off the jellyfish scene, big deal he didnt blow his head off with a shotgun so its dumb? yeah sad to think we have to have action in EVERY movie to please a bunch of right winged nut jobs, give this movie to micheal bay because he can please you. It was a good movie and lay off the racist shit, maybe some of you can become so intelligent to look PAST their skin color and see them as a person eh?

Posted by: Da Hui at January 2, 2009 4:24 AM

About that jellyfish scene: it was foreshadowed several times as it was linked to the early memory of his bond with his father. He clearly needed a method of death that would minimize blood loss, and I suggest that a death designed around his love for the memory of his father achieved that aim in a way that was consistent with his already established vibrant, dynamic, and romantic character. Certainly dropping a short-circuited electric appliance into the tub would have been ridiculously cheesy. This was a man accustomed to putting a lot of thought into everything he did. His chosen method of death reflects that essential aspect of his character.

Mark

Posted by: Mark at January 2, 2009 5:40 PM

This movie makes me want to throw tomatoes on the screen. I hope he wakes up and smell the box office disaster. Sigh, Will, please don't disappoint in 2009. Usually, bad luck comes in threes and I'm betting this one's the first.

Posted by: tallulahc at January 3, 2009 7:05 PM

there is alot of hatefull stuff here .. wow after reading this i would swear ( if i had not watched the movie ) thats this is was someones personal life being discussed here..

This is one of the best movies i've seen personally

who vex loss
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Posted by: Tobago's Finest at January 3, 2009 8:53 PM

My dad has been in the hospital for 8 weeks now waiting on a liver. For someone who is personally involved in one of the most horrible illnesses that I have ever seen, I found it close to home If this movie makes people think twice about donating their organs when they die, then this movie is the best movie ever. My dad is A+ blood type which is not common in the region we live in. He's #1 on the list for his blood type, but there is a shortage and it currently in the critical care unit. I give the movie a thumbs up for personal issues only. I could give a rip whether Will Smith is a scientologist or black. I would agree with the question as to how he could direct who was the recipient of his donated organs even with an attorney. Maybe we should ask UNOS what their opinion is of the movie?

Setting the personal issues aside, I found the movie quite difficult to sit through.

Posted by: vs at January 4, 2009 12:16 AM

Why is anything someone says that others don't agree upon called "hateful"? Ooops, hatefuLL LOL

Posted by: Rex at January 5, 2009 1:23 AM

First of all..FUCK ALL WILL SMITH HATERS AND GO SUCK A...
Oh wait..I almost stooped to your level of stupidity...forgive me..
I'm better than you, I mean....that...
This movie was great, and eve though there were a couple times it dragged (merely 5 minutes), the plot was interesting, the acting was good, and if you have a heart, you will definitely be reeled into the purpose he (Ben/Will) sets before himself.
To give to those less fortunate is always a blessing...and nothing's better than a twisted love story.
The funniest part if when they argue, and the next thing you know, Will's weeding her garden in a suit! Haha. Classic.
But then again, you haters were probably hoping for something violent, explosive, and wanted to see Will in his usual "hilarious" form.
My advice - Go out on a limb and watch the movie, and if you have some time....think about the message...(That's if your small little hateful brains polluted with such ignorance and racism can accomplish such a great task..)

Have a great day! :)

Posted by: Meladi with NO shame at January 5, 2009 11:40 AM

good movie, terrible directing.
if movie would have been done chronologically you stupid people would have been able to follow along while stuffing your fat faces with popcorn and mike n ikes.

Posted by: eric at January 12, 2009 12:29 AM

good movie, terrible directing.
if movie would have been done chronologically you stupid people would have been able to follow along while stuffing your fat faces with popcorn and mike n ikes.

Posted by: eric at January 12, 2009 12:29 AM

This movie was decent, ohh and fuck all the haters

Posted by: Arod at January 12, 2009 4:24 AM

I for one loved the movie

Posted by: EMILY at January 26, 2009 6:07 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!! THE JELLYFISH!!! HAHAHAHAAAA! The bonemarrow donation..WITHOUT ANESTHESIA!!Harrelson suddenly has BROWN EYES!!hahahahahaha!!

My pal lent me this on screener DVD..i laffed my ass off. Re-fuckin-dickalous, on the most part.
What a crock o shit.
I pity anyone who spent $8 on this at the movies.
Thank you, and have a pleasant organ transplant.

Posted by: devildoggie at February 1, 2009 10:40 PM

This review is ridiculous. It spoils the whole movie. You will obviously not enjoy it after reading this. I didn't know anything about the film before I went in to watch it and it took me a while for the whole Shakespeare-seven pounds thing to kick in and for me to figure out the whole thing. I think the finale was strong. My only problem with this film is the middle section where it gets too bogged down in a romantic love story. I'd give it a 7/10.

Posted by: barf at February 3, 2009 3:51 AM

Until I came to this site..I never really knew Stupid people could be so plentiful in one place...
this site should implode one day with the weight of ignorance ....God the red neckness of it
i bet Y'all got mullet syndrome...hehehe

Posted by: Gate at February 10, 2009 4:59 AM

Mark, you are the best writer I've come across and so eloquent! Thank you for your comments! While reading all the hateful and ignorant responses to the movie written by so many others I was saddened. I often wonder "Where'd all the good people go?" (A jack johnson reference) Thank you for restoring my faith!! Please tell me you're a writer! We need more people like you making a difference in this world!! I agree with everything you said and I would like to live in a world where everyone was so deeply touched by this movie! I don't know how anyone could dislike this movie or laugh at it. Maybe those people were born without souls... With Love and Light - Shannon

Posted by: Shannon at February 13, 2009 12:47 PM