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Resurrecting the Champ / Constance Howes

Film Reviews | August 26, 2007 | Comments (15)


“Why is Josh Hartnett dressed like my Dad circa 1986?” and “What, in God’s name, is going on with his hair?” were the first, and most benign, questions I had during Resurrecting the Champ … and I ended up with a lot of them.

Based on a true story, Resurrecting the Champ begins with Erik Kernan, Jr. (Josh Hartnett), a journalist for the Denver Times, on assignment at a boxing match. Engrossed in the fight, Erik stares into the discombobulated eyes of a fallen, bloody boxer and begins typing feverishly on his laptop. Apparently he’s just as melodramatic as his voiceover suggests: “A writer, like a boxer, must stand alone. There’s nowhere to hide.” After the match, Erik encounters a pack of punks attacking a homeless man and shoos the kids way. Finding that he has helped the late, great boxing champ Battlin’ Bob Satterfield (Samuel L. Jackson), Erik is less than impressed, hands the “Champ” a crumpled bill and moves on.

Unfortunately for Erik, melodrama does not a reporter make, and his recent piece, like his life (ahem), is criticized by his editor, Metz (Alan Alda), as “a lot of typing and not much writing,” which, ironically, applies readily to Resurrecting the Champ’s sappily clichéd screenplay. Erik’s estranged wife, Joyce (Kathryn Morris), is also employed by the Denver Times. Despite her frilly pink wardrobe, Joyce is a shining star journalist in professional danger of being sullied by her handsome but hugely dull husband. It is implied that the fate of their marriage hinges on the success of his career. Compounded with a failing relationship, Erik has overwhelming daddy issues: To the world, the late Erik Kernan Sr. was an acclaimed sports radio announcer, but to his son, he was a father failure who cut out early and “made mom cry.” This wannabe tearjerker tidbit becomes the most important theme of the film, especially since each of Erik’s exaggerations are meant to convince his 6-year-old son, Teddy (Dakota Goya), that Erik is really-truly-swear-to-God not a loser. We’re meant to ride the tide of all these tears and feel sorry for Erik, but Hartnett seems incapable of eliciting pity for anything other than his poor acting skills. His fictional career, like his actual acting ability, is down for the count no matter how hard he seems to try.

Desperate for success, Erik sidesteps Metz and shops his doubtful skills to a national news magazine. When the interview goes badly, Erik mentions his recent interaction with the homeless ex-contender and nervously suggests the resurrection of their respective careers. In subsequent interviewing by Harnett’s character, Samuel L. Jackson plays Champ irritatingly well. The movie is such a piece of piss that a poor performance by Jackson may have actually been welcome. Unfortunately, his shuffling step and cracked falsetto are just uncomfortable enough to look and sound legit, so the film is lent a meaningless uppercut of authenticity that feels lost in the mushy, messy script.

Erik’s story is rushed to publication with little real research, but he is immediately rewarded with a live ringside commentator gig at Showtime. Teri Hatcher plays TV executive Andrea Flak as someone who won’t take any … um … flak. She gets right to the point, telling Erik that his journalistic prowess isn’t really as important as his pretty face because “everything comes down to entertainment.” Her mini-monologue hits home the idea that newspapers and honest-to-goodness journalism have become bloated has-beens in the modern age of the internet, though her character is given about as much significance as a round-card girl during a heavyweight match. Predictably, this interaction is the beginning of a slow-motion sucker punch that leads both Erik and Champ into the fray of a spiky sports scandal.

Resurrecting the Champ could have been a contender. Like, literally. Director Rod Lurie is responsible for The Contender, a movie that seamlessly blends political scenarios with believable emotional consequences. Resurrecting the Champ is no such animal. There are loose ends galore, and characters appear and disappear as they are needed with no real development or interest. While Samuel L. Jackson may be known for taking and ultimately making risky roles, he still couldn’t save this fixed fight.

Constance Howes is a book critic for Pajiba and a graphic designer living in Philadelphia. Her hobbies include making out and messing shit up. In short, she’s a firecracker. She blogs over at I Love You in the Face.


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Comments

Me first? Happy accident? I'll re-post when I gain my composure.

Posted by: TMax at August 26, 2007 5:57 PM

Based on a true story, Resurrecting the Champ begins with Erik Kernan, Jr. (Josh Hartnett), a journalis..PASS!!!!

C'mon

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 26, 2007 7:07 PM

Okay, I'm over my initial orgasm of being a first comment poster on Pajiba, since I usually only start reading all the articles on Saturday morning, and am thus too late to post anything that hasn't already been expressed much better by more than a few of my Pajiba-mates.

Constance, I apologize for diverting any attention to your review whatsoever because of my own personal lucky triumph, but after now actually reading your review, I feel much more self-controlled to comment now without the pressure of having to be "first." (God, I just insulted you again, didn't I? This is why I don't write in too much)

As for my man Mr. Jackson, I sadly concede that this fine actor takes on too many roles without distinguishing what makes any one (if any) of his characters that much more special or not, or significantly different from any other character he's played, even the ones we really love.

He rocked me in that Grisham movie which I won't even try to guess the title of now.. a decent turn in that 'Die Hard' film, which I wouldn't have watched otherwise..

he went beyond perfection in making 'Pulp Fiction' the true classic it deserves to be remembered as..

but dammit, STOP packaging this fine talent into every character that can be conceived, because you only end up ruining the actor's career from sheer over-exposure and letting him/her take on every single fuckin' project that comes along after you've already proven yourself (anyone remember Kevin Spacey? Yeah, he did his own ass in by believing he could justify all the hype about his own creativity, only to show his true limitations way too early in the game)

I won't be seeing this film at least until a Netflix release, but will instead anxiously await the next Morgan Freeman-narrated (and starring) project that will probably furthermore exploit his heretofore decent characterizations into mere parodies even further than they already have been - and I loves me some Freeman, people.

In unrelated, or perhaps VERY related info: After having just finished viewing the first 10 episodes of season two of HBO's 'The Wire' (along with the first season, which hooked me in the first place), I have no problem telling all of my fellow Pajibans that currently the VERY BEST actors on television, or in film, what have you, are the predominantly African-American cast of this very show. I simply cannot get out of this addiction I've acquired, and tend to see through to the very end.

Sorry to get off track, just wanted to point out that there's a lot more exciting shit going on than some of us know about, and my (late) discovery of shows like 'The Wire' and 'Rescue Me' can make a jaded mid-life crisis wreck that I am want to continue tuning in just to see what the hell TV is going to throw at me next, without a Sam L. Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington- name to verify its quality otherwise-shit, Stringer & Avon Barksdale's crew OWN the focus of 'The Wire' neighborhood and no one be arguing that, muthafuckas.

Sorry, I'm too white to be praising this show, which only proves to myself how fucking cool I am. But I mainly just wanted to show that our favorite actors can be found in the most unlikeliest of places, where they don't get a mass audience like a Samuel L. Jackson or Denzel.

Constance doesn't address this issue much, nor does she need to: she simply pointed out the obvious, disappointing flaws of this particular film, and I for one think she did an excellent job.

I'm just sayin', if you want quality performances from incredible young actors, black or white, just check out 'The Wire'.
And I'm only on the 2nd season, I heard the 3rd is the best one yet!

Best to all.

Posted by: TMax at August 26, 2007 7:20 PM

Samuel L. Jackson (like Jack Nicholson) has gotten to a point where he only plays Samuel L. Jackson in any given role. Just without the crazy beret. And also (like John Cusack) is another subscriber to the Michael Caine monthly "Never Turn Down Work."

pass.

And really, just the title turned me off because all I can think of is little Ricky Shroeder crying "Wake up Champ, Wake up!", while tugging on Jon Voight's arm. And me bawling my eyes out when I was 13.

Posted by: wsapnin at August 26, 2007 9:43 PM

I just heard an interview with Samuel L. Jackson on NPR -- plugging this movie (as much as you can plug on NPR).....I was turned off to be honest. He talked about "Black Snake Moan" and Christina Ricci's "true dedication" in that she insisted on wearing the metal chain instead of the rubber prop chain. Wow.....really.
It reminded me of a recent Pajiba post ( I WISH I could remember who to give credit to) talking about (paraphrasing):'Samuel Jackson sitting in a director's chair with steepled fingers talking about his "craft" '

Posted by: Finn at August 27, 2007 2:40 AM

You lost me at "Based on a true story..."

Posted by: courtney at August 27, 2007 9:53 AM

I may be alone here but I can't stand Josh Hartnett. His squinty-eyed, mook face just cries out for someone to punch it. He has ZERO acting chops and even worse decision making abilities. I guess his agent gets him all the shitty roles that Keanu Reeves doesn't want.

Posted by: Dano at August 27, 2007 10:25 AM

Josh Hartnett has been on my list of "Won't see the movie just because he's in it", joining Nicolas Cage, John Travolta, James Woods, Keanu Reeves, etc. I am sure every time Harrison Ford thinks about doing a new movie he thinks, "Wait, have I been forgiven for Hollywood Homicide yet?" (The answer is no) Plus I.don't.see.movies.about.boxing!
I so wanted "Black Dahlia" to be good last summer and it was ruined by Josh Hartnett(and a bad story).
Apologies, I just needed to rant a little this morning.

Posted by: Memikeyounot at August 27, 2007 3:26 PM

Samuel L. Jackson did homeless better in "The Caveman's Valentine"

Posted by: twig at August 27, 2007 3:34 PM

I may be alone here but I can't stand Josh Hartnett.

Not alone at all -- as I've said here before, he's the Jessica Alba of male actors, i.e., pretty and nice and ultimately only good for one thing, and it ain't acting. He absolutely ruined that otherwise-okay Bruce Willis caper movie, Lucky Number Sleven. In fact, he's been the worst thing about many mediocre-to-shitty films: Black Dahlia, Hollywood Homicide, 40 Days and 40 Nights, Pearl Harbor . . . and he has four goddamn movies in the chute right now. How many chances does this guy get?

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at August 27, 2007 4:21 PM

I'm trying to decide who holds the title for Biggest Male Whore Actor: Michael Caine, Cristopher Walken or Samuel Motherfucking Jackson. Sorry, Motherfucker, but I think Walken took a slight lead with Furry Balls. Maybe you can retake the lead with the Cleaner.

Posted by: JP at August 27, 2007 11:21 PM

Just jumping in to support the Josh Hartnett-bashing. Oooooh how me hates him!

Posted by: RicaB at August 27, 2007 11:25 PM

The Wire has always been the best show on TV, muthafucka. Now yo ass start talkin bout some shit that's going into it's fifth year. I like how you think you discovered some shit thats already been discovered.

Posted by: Pookie at August 30, 2007 1:41 PM

Really? Sam Jackson was good, huh? I'll take your word for it as there isn't a chance in hell I'll ever see this movie. Though- from what I saw in the preview- all I could think of was Sam Jackson, playing Dave Chappelle, playing Tyrone Biggums.

Posted by: Ernesto at August 31, 2007 2:49 PM

Pookie,

I made a major mistake in not clarifying that I was only lucky enough to come across this show thru Netflix this past month, which is why I'm so lamely behind the HBO/other movie channel series.

I've read in entertainment magazines for years about how 'The Wire' was the best show on (cable)TV, and yeah, I was skeptical - I just really thought I wouldn't be able to make it thru the 1st season of DVDs when I first started watching THIS YEAR, (seemed too damned complicated to follow the stories thru- and boring, to be perfectly honest) -

but it's only after following the show from its very inception, watching how the stories have inter-weaved, and the amazing actors who make the characters so real, the writing and slap-in-the-face shocks of real life it hits you with, that I merely wanted to post as a 'newfoud' fan of this show, certainly not an authority of it, just to encourage anyone else who hasn't "discovered" it yet; hell, I didn't see the 'Sopranos' until after their 3rd season, but I figure that if I haven't, before now, why would I not recommend it to the commenters on this site who may have yet to experience this excellent show, who have turned me on to so many new film experiences in the last 2 years on their opinions alone?

But damn, I must admit to being absolutely ignorant that this series was into it's FIFTH season, you say?

Please don't vilify me for being late to the cable game; some of us choose to not have the HBO 'premium' experience and patiently wait for the DVD collections to come out.

I just know that, even if I didn't "discover" it, I certainly love this f/ing show and wanted to point it out to my fellow commentors. Please don't be hatin' on a middle-age jaded armchair man for knowing real quality TV when it slaps me in the face...
Shit, I'm so happy to learn it's in a FIFTH season also!!

Later

Posted by: TMax at September 1, 2007 9:12 PM