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Resident Evil: Extinction / Phillip Stephens

Film Reviews | September 23, 2007 | Comments (44)


First of all, I have to confess that until now I’ve had the pleasure of avoiding this whole Resident Evil business; I haven’t seen either of the previous two films or played much of the Capcom games which, I gather, are only tangentially related to the premise at this point. So, my assessment of Resident Evil: Extinction might be hampered by a lack of familiarity. There’s only so much I’m willing to go through for research.

But I’m guessing, given what little I know, that Resident Evil sucks pretty hard since 1) it’s based, however loosely, on any video game, 2) the reviled Paul W.S. Anderson (Alien vs. Predator) directed the first effort and produced/wrote both sequels, 3) Milla Jovovich, the female equivalent of Dolph Lundgren, is the recurring player, and 4) Raccoon City.

Well, whatever the hell was going on in REs one and two, this third installment veers the franchise heavily into Mad Max territory; superhuman clone/warrior/whatever Alice (Jovovich, who admittedly looks quite fetching in her soldierly hot-pants and chaps) is wandering around the post-apocalyptic America rendered by the first two films — some evil corporation unleashes a virus that turns everyone into zombies, right? If some extant plot explains what Milla is doing, I’m not aware of it - she’s presented merely roving around the Southwest, which has become more desert-like since the zombie scourge, occasionally doing battle with some inbred bandits and a few skinless Dobermans.

Meanwhile, at a nearby science facility, said evil corporation is still conducting vaguely insidious experiments, either trying to pacify the zombies or cure the disease which created them, all while tracking the roaming Alice. Eventually our heroine’s path crosses with a convoy of survivors lead by Claire (Ali Larter) and including some recurring characters — L.J. (Mike Epps) and a guy with massive earlobes (Oded Fehr). After a bloody battle with zombie birds, Alice tries to help the caravan, informing them of a possible zombie-less sanctuary in Alaska. But to gather supplies they all have to wander into Las Vegas, rife with the undead, and an inevitable confrontation with the corporation’s baddies.

Well, there you have it; do I need to tell you that Resident Evil: Extinction is as bad as its premise and predecessors? Probably not. The plot is a meandering muddle, simply allowing the characters their own uninteresting motivations without any sense of cohesion. Paul Anderson, in addition to being an impressively bad director, is an even worse writer — his characters are both transparent and sedate, he introduces them as quickly as he serves them up as zombie-fodder. As a whole, the story barely functions except to offer up a few scenes of carnage, though even these lack a sense of immediacy.

Yet for all its faults, Extinction isn’t horrible, especially not enough to provoke a genocidal tantrum. The premise is dull, even with regards to a zombie onslaught, and laughably indebted to both The Road Warrior and Day of the Dead, but director Russell Mulcahy (he of Razorback and Highlander) takes the whole dumb mess and runs with it. Mulcahy’s direction eschews the more obnoxious camera techniques of his predecessors, Anderson and Alexander Witt, whose idea of innovation was, I gather, to edit the action sequences into rapid-fire malarkey that would give even Tony Scott a seizure. In addition, transplanting the whole scenario from the dark urban languor (which, I’m told, contributed to the boredom) of the first two films into the wide-open wastes of Nevada gives us more to look at. It’s not much, but it helps.

So, Mulcahy salvages what should’ve rightly been a debacle; he’s never completely able to escape the turbidity of Anderson’s awful script, but those allured by the post-apocalyptic scenario and gory battles with zombies will find plenty to be entertained by. And Milla Jovovich, though obviously no great actress, is obscenely easy on the eyes (with my apologies to those less likely to ogle her); she’s obviously part of the new generation of comic-book-esque heroines who provoke males to admire and/or lust after. It’s always good to see more strong female protagonists in action roles, but do they always have to be so unabashedly sexualized? Anyway, both Milla and Mulcahy make the whole fiasco watchable, even when the story becomes almost irredeemably stupid with the presence of (spoiler!) a Toxic Avenger villain and an army of nude Milla clones in the film’s concluding moments. I may not have been particularly interested in Resident Evil: Extinction, but I was certainly never bored.

Phillip Stephens is the lead critic for Pajiba. He lives in Fayetteville, AR.


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Comments

a guy with massive earlobes (Oded Fehr)

Um...excuse me, but Oded Fehr is da fiya! I don't appreciate anyone who says otherwise. Aw, who am I kidding, it's still damn funny.

It's always good to see more strong female protagonists in action roles, but do they always have to be so unabashedly sexualized?

Exactly. But I think we all know the answer to that one.

Posted by: Daphne at September 21, 2007 10:24 PM

"...and an army of nude Milla clones in the film's concluding moments. ..."


*drops everything and runs to the theater*

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 21, 2007 10:29 PM

Well now, you can't bring yourself to like it so it must suck. Is that the tone you're trying to set?

Unlike the reviewer, I have seen the previous two films and I feel this third one brings the series to a decent close. Mulcahy is a journeyman director who doesn't really bring anything new to the film, but he doesn't stink up the place either. Paul Anderson does have a knack for creating scripts that get the essence of a video game and bring it on to the screen; just look at the masterpiece Mortal Kombat. Hey, it had been done with novels for years, and considering the back-story many of the new games have, why shouldn't they get their muse?
It's easy to not like something that you aren't interested in. Obviously the reviewer is not interested in the original game, that's fine. Just don't use that as a reason to dislike the film. The cast is very enjoyable and are perfect for the type of movie they are making. It is not meant as an art-piece--merely a fun film that people can go to and enjoy.

Posted by: Adam C at September 21, 2007 10:36 PM

I'll admit, I have seen the previous two in the actual theater I'll do the same for this one. I like Milla and I like the story. *shrugs*

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 21, 2007 10:45 PM

I liked Mila in The Fifth Element and Dummy, that's about it.

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at September 21, 2007 10:54 PM

First of all, I have to confess that I'm in the post-production business and have worked on every Resident Evil manifestation. I have to say that I HATED the first one, tolerated the second one and actually rather liked this one. I mean, I liked it enough to rather fervently (and secretly) wish for a RE 4. Seriously. Milla has apparently had acting lessons, and being out in the light of the desert is a huge improvement over the murkiness of the underground Raccoon City facility. Crows, Undead, post-apocalypse landscapes, a buried Las Vegas, and Milla's wardrobe... Come on, what more could you ask for? I loved it.

Posted by: Film4Ever at September 21, 2007 11:34 PM

the first one was decent, with a good, albeit loud, soundtrack with help from Marilyn Manson. The second one was silly and the soundtrack was AWFUL. The third has Milla AND Ali Larter? And a naked mob of Milla's meandering aboot?

I'm right behind that other guy who dropped and ran!

Posted by: WhoWhatWhere at September 22, 2007 12:45 AM

"...and an army of nude Milla clones in the film's concluding moments. ..."


*drops everything and runs to the theater*

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 21, 2007 10:29 PM

I knew someone was going to do it.

*runs off after BarbadoSlim*

I am a fan of the video game series, and let me assure you, the storyline, at least until RE4, is pretty convoluted, though not as off-kilter as Anderson's creation. Of course, we all know now that the RE movie series was just an excuse for him to bang/engage/impregnate Milla. Crafty bastard.

As far as Milla is concerned, she is pretty much the female equivalent to Jason Statham at this point. Which is to say, she is an action figure, placed in all sorts of playsets and made to go on all sorts of make-believe adventures. With any movie she is in, you expect to see a lot of action and people being hurt in various ways; you don't expect much subtlety or depth. Or clothes, for that matter, which puts her ahead of Statham by a little bit.

Posted by: Vermillion at September 22, 2007 12:58 AM

Vermillion, I have to disagree with the Milla = Jason Statham argument. I've seen Jason act very well in some of his earlier projects (before he decided to go all action-hero on us), and he has much more charisma and energy on screen. Milla is striking to look at, but once you get over the initial "hm, interesting" reaction she's just plain dull (in most roles, anyway).

So far, nothing I hear about this movie surprises me. People that like the series (even if I must question how..), like this one or think it's A-OK. People that hated the past ones (such as myself) will probably hate this too. Same old crap, different year.

And for the record, the games may not have the greatest storyline ever, but they have a much, much better cinematic quality. I could watch other people play through those things for hours. (In fact, pretty sure I have before) Quite scary (much more so than RE1), and quite atmospheric.

I wish RE had a real movie :( That actually WAS 'Resident Evil'. This series needs to be put to bed.

Posted by: AD at September 22, 2007 2:17 AM

I was excited that the first 2 RE movies were on Sci Fi and TNT (or was it TBS...) the other night. I gleefully watched and giggled at the carnage and the dark settings. I've been a RE player for as long as they've been around, and all I know is Zombies + ass kicking = giggly McGee. It may not be perfect, but at least it isn't Super Mario Brothers.

Posted by: Dangle McGee at September 22, 2007 9:04 AM

I thoroughly enjoyed the first one and am not ashamed to admit it. In fact, I own it.

The second one was... not so good.

Posted by: TK at September 22, 2007 10:03 AM

Milla Jovovich, the female equivalent of Dolph Lundgren, is the recurring player

I'm going to have to argue with you on this. Right now, Milla is just about the ONLY go-to girl for female ass-kicking action heroes - she needs our support and encouragement. Maybe she'll get into a good movie. She'll always look good doing it!

As far as Milla is concerned, she is pretty much the female equivalent to Jason Statham at this point.

My point exactly! THIS IS NOT A BAD THING.

Now I'm running after the other guys!

Posted by: Meander at September 22, 2007 11:32 AM

Of course, we all know now that the RE movie series was just an excuse for him to bang/engage/impregnate Milla. Crafty bastard.

Damn fine strategy, there - I woulda if I coulda.

Posted by: Meander at September 22, 2007 11:38 AM

"I am a fan of the video game series, and let me assure you, the storyline, at least until RE4, is pretty convoluted, though not as off-kilter as Anderson's creation."

Yes, the mythology of the series is dense and convoluted ... but some of us like that; and you can ignore most of it for some darn good (or at least, good for their time!) games (and some not-as-good ones, yea...)

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As for this movie, the best way I've heard it put is "it looks like ass, but a very nice ass."

Posted by: Fuggle at September 22, 2007 4:10 PM

Man, this review just made me lose some serious respect for Pajiba (which I am sure I will regain by the end of the week). Who's dumbass idea was it to have a person who admits to already disliking the first two (even though he hasn't seen them) review the third installment. This film was obviously only going to appeal to people who liked the first or second film. The acting was horrible, the story made no sense, and the characters were bland and emotionless, but it was still fun as fuck and wasn't any worse than the second one.

Also (minor spoiler): the scene towards the end involving the cigarette (or was it a joint?) and the explosion was un-fucking-believably awesome.

Posted by: the_wakeful at September 22, 2007 6:35 PM

Yet for all its faults, Extinction isn't horrible, especially not enough to provoke a genocidal tantrum.

Oh, sure, since it was made by Anglos, it's not important enough to justify a race war?

Oded Fehr = villain from Sleeper Cell, si? He is indeed totally cool.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at September 22, 2007 8:21 PM

Oh, sure, since it was made by Anglos, it's not important enough to justify a race war?

If it makes you feel any better, socalled, I am more than willing to kill some honkies.

...oh, because of the movie? Yeah, that too.

Posted by: Vermillion at September 22, 2007 8:43 PM

Does the fact that I found the ending to be rather abrupt mean that I was really enjoying the movie (which I totally was), or that it was really freaking abrupt?

Posted by: Kitty X at September 22, 2007 9:36 PM

I realize that this movie will be no cinematic masterpiece, but I've liked the last two RE movies. I'm going to see this one in the theater. Zombies snap my bean, what can I say? And seeing Milla running around kicking ass doesn't hurt to see, either.

Posted by: Sarah at September 22, 2007 10:40 PM

First of all, I have to confess that until now I've had the pleasure of avoiding this whole Resident Evil business; I haven't seen either of the previous two films or played much of the Capcom games

Well, there you have it; do I need to tell you that Resident Evil: Extinction is as bad as its premise and predecessors?

So it's as bad as movies and games that you admit you're almost completely unfamiliar with?

Good to know.

Posted by: Renee at September 22, 2007 11:47 PM

Kitty X, my friend and I both were like, "The hell? It's over?" We got into it way more than we thought we would, so I don't know the answer, either. Either way, I'm with you on the abruptness.

Posted by: Daphne at September 22, 2007 11:56 PM

Where the hell is the review for Eastern promises?

Posted by: rob at September 23, 2007 3:17 AM

Did anyone notice how fun it was to watch "Claire" act ?

Posted by: DO at September 23, 2007 3:41 AM

I have to add that I've come to a certain conclusion: you should only see this (type of) film on opening night with a relatively packed crowd. Every single element of bad filming that you would normally be disgusted or offended by becomes LOL material. I've rarely felt such communion within the crowd at a theater. Never watch this movie on a TV. No, not even a plasma screen.

Posted by: DO at September 23, 2007 3:47 AM

And to whoever was confused up there, that was a joint. The look on that man's face when he realized his good fortune could be caused by nothing but that, in the words of big Snoop, "sticky icky".

Posted by: DO at September 23, 2007 3:52 AM

honkies

Man, that takes me back. "What's happenin', Mr. Kot-ter?" "How's it going, Washington?"

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at September 23, 2007 12:35 PM

I actually liked the first Resident Evil a lot. The second one, however, ruined just about everything I liked about the first. So I won't be tuning in for this one. :\

Posted by: Kate at September 23, 2007 12:51 PM

Film4Ever : what was up with all the CGI makeup in Milla's closeups? She looked great in the unaltered shots. Did she develop a huge zit that needed to be airbrushed out? Inquiring minds want to know...

Posted by: ciji at September 23, 2007 3:00 PM

CIJI: Excellent point. The first time I thought, "Wow. Her skin looks AMAZING." The second and third close-ups were like, "Wow. Cartoon Milla. Nice."

Posted by: Kitty X at September 23, 2007 5:33 PM

"Of course, we all know now that the RE movie series was just an excuse for him to bang/engage/impregnate Milla. Crafty bastard."

But he was only picking up were Luc Besson left off. Milla was dreadful in that Joan of Arc movie he made.

I am unapologetically in love with the first RE. The second one, eh, not so much. It was teh suck.

Last Halloween, I dressed as up Alice, handcannon and all. As much as Milla is a so-so actress, I adore her in RE movies. There's such a dearth of zombie-fighting heroines. Plus, as far as a good costume goes, red silk dress and black boots trump Sarah Polley's blood stained scrubs any day.

As soon as I can find a babysitter, I am off to catch RE 3.

Still not sure about "zombie crows"...

Posted by: Alabamapink at September 23, 2007 9:02 PM

the_wakeful

"The acting was horrible, the story made no sense, and the characters were bland and emotionless, but it was still fun as fuck and wasn't any worse than the second one."

But wasn't that the reviewer's premise also (less the 'second one' point)?

And seriously, any movie, sequel or otherwise, should be able to stand on its own two feet without requiring a reviewer who has a. enjoyed or b. even seen the prequels. Considering what I know of RE 1 and 2 (kinda fun but rubbish flicks), I thought this was a generous review.

Posted by: Peter G at September 23, 2007 10:45 PM

Wow..... what a crapfest. once again my wallet is raped by a piece of crap movie that doesn't do any recognizable justice to the game. Seems like Uwe Boll has a partner in crime......

Posted by: Beeswarm54 at September 24, 2007 12:33 AM

OK, I saw this today. I felt I got my $5.50 worth, and that's all I really expect from a movie. I didn't hate it. So sue me. As long as there are people who watch Rock of Love or whatever that piece of shit is called, or Flavor of Love, or any version of The Bachelor, or any number of shitty ass TV shows, I refuse to feel bad about liking Resident Evil.

I agree, the first one was OK, the second one not so much. Wish I had that red dress.

Posted by: LL at September 24, 2007 1:15 AM

What does the "W.S." in Anderson's name stand for? "Watery Shits?"

On an unrelated note, I can certainly support an army of naked Milla Jovovich clones. ::runs off::

Posted by: The Wanderer at September 24, 2007 7:42 AM

I miss cowboy guy. Cowboy guy was the only redeeming feature in movie #2. Cowboy S.T.A.R.S guy with his walkman and his beer and his sniper rifle and his total o.k.-ness with being surrounded by a city full of zombies.

Cowboy guy you will always be in my heart and totally did not deserve to get taken out by Nemesis.

Posted by: twig at September 24, 2007 10:52 AM

I really like the RE movies. Call it what you will - guilty pleasure, bad tastes in movies - whatever. Zombies. Ass kicking heroine. It's all good.

Besides, as compared to Milla's other ass kicking adventure - Ultraviolet - the RE movies are Oscar worthy.

Posted by: Smello at September 24, 2007 11:54 AM

What about Night Train to Katmandu? I loved Milla in that one, when I was 14.

Posted by: pinkcheese at September 24, 2007 12:56 PM

this has nothing to do with Milla or RE. Are you guys going to be reviewing Eastern Promises? I'd really like to know what Pajiba thinks.

Posted by: Theresa at September 24, 2007 1:01 PM

"It's always good to see more strong female protagonists in action roles, but do they always have to be so unabashedly sexualized?"

I agree, I enjoyed the movie well enough, nothing groundbreaking, but fun, however, I was totally thrown off by the shorts and garter stockings combo. Is that the uniform of choice for post-apocalyptic desert commandos? How is that even practical? Garters serve their purposes, but zombie slaughter is decidedly not one of them.

Oh and add my voice to the outcry for a review of Eastern Promises. Cmon, we have Sydney White up here, can't we make a little room?

Posted by: MG at September 24, 2007 2:24 PM

"It's always good to see more strong female protagonists in action roles, but do they always have to be so unabashedly sexualized?"

I agree, I enjoyed the movie well enough, nothing groundbreaking, but fun, however, I was totally thrown off by the shorts and garter stockings combo. Is that the uniform of choice for post-apocalyptic desert commandos? How is that even practical? Garters serve their purposes, but zombie slaughter is decidedly not one of them.

Oh and add my voice to the outcry for a review of Eastern Promises. Cmon, we have Sydney White up here, can't we make a little room?

Posted by: MG at September 24, 2007 2:25 PM

I watched the second film, on the basis that it had Oded Fehr. He, and his fellow agent characters, were the only redeeming features. Then I watched the trailer for the third film and decided that Oded, babe, I love you, but I let me know when you start making some better career choices. I'll be giving this one a miss.

Posted by: Arwen at September 25, 2007 4:47 AM

Does Milla have a clause in every film contract she does to appear naked?

Certainly seems like it...

Posted by: WS at September 26, 2007 9:35 AM

Arwen - Same thing we were all wondering at the end of the movie.

Posted by: dw at September 26, 2007 11:36 AM

It was everything I wanted it to be and more. What can I say? I go absolutely crazy for these movies--so crazy I drop all my indie pretension at the theater door.

Though I do admit to being a little perplexed by the airbrushing on the ladies' close-ups. Is this really going to be Sony's post-production answer to Blu-Ray?

Posted by: rinlicious at September 30, 2007 3:40 PM