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I Am a Man Who Will Fight for Your Honor

Redbelt / Brian Prisco

Film Reviews | May 5, 2008 | Comments (52)


Most martial arts movies feature combatants using some form of kung fu or American karate, which allows the noble hero to spinkick assailants over warehouse boxes or do some sort of flashy jumping split to win the Kumate. It’s a ballet of violence. A group of cartwheeling ninjas and open-palm-heel-struck mercenaries twirling and springing through back alleys, being dispatched by rippling mounds of muscle grunting out one-liners as they go to save some busty victim from certain death. It’s all done to a thumping Whitesnake-laden soundtrack peppered with swooshing limbs and bone-crunching strike sound effects.

Redbelt lives in the world of mixed martial arts, specifically Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Not a style designed for artistry. It’s designed to beat the fucking bejeezus out of your opponent until they look like Gary Busey after a Tijuana bender. Most of the battles end with both fighters tangled up on the ground choking each other until someone’s eyes go veiny, or pounding on any available organ until one fighter is knocked unconscious or calls uncle. It’s not pretty. It’s fucking brutal, and ugly, and real. I remember watching one UFC bout (appropriately while drunk on greasy chicken wings and cheap beer at a Plymouth Meeting Hooters) where a brawler was crowned champion after viciously socking his opponent in the testicles six or seven times. This is not something you would see Chuck Norris do.

So it is thoroughly appropriate that writer-director David Mamet would choose such a realistic and brutish style as the focus for his version of the martial arts movie. What else do you expect from the man who took the espionage conceit of James Bond and Jason Bourne, carved it to the bone, and gave us Ronin? Redbelt isn’t about everyone kung fu fighting; it’s about martial art. The concept is the same as you would see in any hamfisted chop-socky direct-to-DVD starring Don “The Dragon” Wilson or Sasha “The Uncle Cody” Mitchell: A warrior who shuns fighting for noble purposes finds himself in a position where he has to fight to avenge the honor of a slain student or family member, or he needs to earn the same amount of money that is conveniently the prize offered in some big tournament. Then sweaty kickboxing ensues. But Mamet takes the thread and weaves it into an incredibly tight and intricately layered story that manages to both transcend and overturn the martial arts genre.

Explaining a Mamet plot is like shattering cinderblocks with a ridgehand: complex, difficult, and ultimately damaging. The whole flurry of fisticuffs that devastates does not come from the hero’s hands but the playwright’s pen. Mike Terry (Chiwetel Ejiofor) runs the Southside Jiu-Jitsu dojo where he trains law enforcement officials with a hearty blend of Mr. Miyagi and Yoda, spouting fortune cookie wisdom like, “Breathe, breathe, remember to breathe,” and “You know the escape! There is always an escape!” A frazzled Laura Black (Emily Mortimer), an attorney clutching a prescription bottle she can’t get filled at a “legit pharmacy,” crashes her car in the rain outside the dojo. She comes in a paranoid panic and accidentally shoots out the dojo’s front window using the gun of Officer Joe (Max Martini). Mike’s wife, Sondra (Alice Braga), sends him to get a loan from her brother (Rodrigo Santoro), a samba club owner, who’s recruiting their other brother for a title fight for the International Fight Association promoter Marty Brown (Ricky Jay). While at the club to get the loan, Mike rescues Chet Frank (Tim Allen), a gritty action movie star, who enlists Mike to be a co-producer on the film with his business manager (Joe Mantegna).

I have just explained the first fifteen minutes of the movie. The plot is as rich and convoluted as the Princess Sweet Sixteen cake episode on the Food Network Challenge. Mamet’s ability to bring all these elements together is far more impressive than Steven Seagal sidekicking a seal, Navy or otherwise. I haven’t sworn out loud in a movie theatre in some time, but as the story’s bones start clacking into place and I was beginning to see what Mamet was constructing, I gasped, “Holy shit.” And I didn’t know the half of it.

Much like with a real fight, people are going to be put off by Mamet’s decision to shirk Vegas showboating for a crude dirt floor brawl. His dialogue pummels you with staccato body blows, uninteresting and clunky to the layman, but to the trained pugilist, the sweet science at its sweetest. Also, and perhaps most jarring, for a movie about the ins and outs of fighting championships and jiu-jitsu academies, there aren’t that many fights. The film shuns balls-to-the-wall asskickery for a more martial artsy-fartsy approach.

Mamet preaches The Art of War rather than the war itself. Mike Terry adheres strictly to the purity of jiu-jitsu, seeing competition as a means of weakening your skills and the belts as a means of holding up your pants. He focuses so stringently on the philosophy and maintaining the honor of the academy he loses sight of real world practicality. You can’t pay your bills with honor or integrity. It’s the age-old battle between commercialism and spirituality, but Mamet portrays it in a manner that’s not cliche or offensive. Mike lives by a warrior code that does not apply smoothly to this modern life; he’s a yojimbo in an American Express McWorld. Rather than having Mike battle his way though steroid-infused meatheads in varying degrees of sweatpants, he walks a more complicated path where he has to battle against his principles. For some folks, that’s not as satisfying as a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but that’s not what Mamet set out to do.

The acting is superb. Ejiofor depicts Mike with nobility and dignity without letting him devolve into one of those dudes cornering people at the gym water fountain to show you their latest weapons catalog from The Dragon’s Jewels. He rigidly preaches his doctrines without seeming radical or impractical. Braga peppers Sondra with the right level of spice, making her levelheaded and passionate at the same time. Mortimer has the most heavy lifting with her character, a jittery attorney who has to be both the wise Caterpillar and the bouncy White Rabbit. The rest of the Mamet Clan — David Paymer, Ricky Jay, Joe Mantegna, Rebecca Pidgeon — show up and throw down. Each one of them gets such a delicious supporting part it was as if Mamet was making up ground lost while working on “The Unit.”

Now, let’s discuss Tim Allen. Mamet said he cast Allen because of his work in Galaxy Quest, which Mamet considers to be “a perfect movie.” And I fall in love with Mamet just that much more. It’s really a supporting role, but Allen bats it into the bleachers. He’s crude and arrogant, swaggering through his scenes like a swine in finery. It’s not going to be the breakthrough Travolta in Pulp Fiction role that I hoped it would be, but it’ll help wash some of that Shaggy Hair of the Dog taste out of people’s mouths.

Instead of a spectacular flashbulb crackling knockout in the third round, we get a technical slugfest that leaves both fighters standing at the end of the twelfth and a split decision from the judges. The ending falters, but never once veers from the path set out by Mamet. It’s a complicated movie that sticks and moves around the idealistic Mike Terry, and the audience, not with power blows but kidney punches, the kind you feel days later. Despite the definite lack of action, Mamet pins you to the mat with tension, locking an arm against your windpipe and holding you until you can barely breathe. The intensity of the performances wraps around your midsection and you pass out. Some folks will walk away from this one shaking their heads, feeling they got gypped on their tickets, but those who pay attention will feel like they just saw a warrior rise to greatness.

Brian Prisco is a warrior-poet from the valley of North Hollywood, by way of Philadelphia. He wastes most of his life in desk jobs, biding his time until he finally becomes an actor, a writer, or cannon fodder in the inevitable zombie invasion. He can be found shaking his fist and angrily shouting at clouds on his blog, The Gospel According to Prisco.


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(Chiwetel Ejiofor)

Sold.

(Ricky Jay)

Deadwood cast alumn? More sold.

Mamet pins you to the mat with tension, locking an arm against your windpipe and holding you until you can barely breathe. The intensity of the performances wraps around your midsection and you pass out.

Sounds awesome Brian. I want to kill you for the review title since I will now be singing that fucking song all day, but you mentioned Plymouth Meeting, so I'll let you live. I had no idea they had a Hooters there!

Posted by: Julie at May 5, 2008 2:09 PM

So glad Mamet hasn't lost his touch, and if in fact a Mamet fan, who knows to look out for twists within twists, can still be surprised by the way the tumblers click into place, well...I'm there.

Posted by: Louise at May 5, 2008 2:10 PM

Fantastic writing but where's William H. Macy?!
Funny coincidence as Karate Kid has rejoined hangover theater this month. (I'm in DC)

Too bad the Peters on Shootout butchered Mamet's interview so much that I barely knew what Redbelt was about. Thank goodness for your review HOWEVER I've got THAT song in my head now. Forever and Ever. Erg.

Posted by: Amanda47 at May 5, 2008 2:17 PM

Sounds like it might be pret... Wait a sec... Tim Allen? Like Tim "The Toolman" Taylor Allen? You must've made a typo Mr. Prisco. Or at the very least, pulling our collective leg. Tim goddamed santa clause shaggy friggin tarzan son grunting Allen?! And he ain't bad? I'm calling shenanigans on this one right...TIM ALLEN?

There are no words for how dumbfounded I am...

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at May 5, 2008 2:17 PM

Wait. Are you suggesting Rebecca Pidgeon actually acts in this one? That'd be a first for her.

Oh, and thanks for the new ear worm I will be stuck with for days.

Posted by: PaddyDog at May 5, 2008 2:18 PM

As intriguing of a review as this was, I'm still gonna wait until DVD for this one.

However, I'm glad to read the plot differs from my perception of the first trailer that I saw of this.

Posted by: Colin at May 5, 2008 2:18 PM

Thanks, jerkface, that song's in my head for the rest of the day.

I've had a love/hate thing with Mamet and his rat-a-tat-tat dialogue for some time. When I read he was doing a martial arts movie, I thought he was totally off his nut. This review's got my interest tweaked, now. Definitely one to add to the queue.

But no slo-mo roundhouse kicks to the face? Nuts.

Posted by: Alabamapink at May 5, 2008 2:20 PM

by the way... Galaxy Quest is pretty much a perfect movie in my book. I could watch it again and again. Not only is Alan Rickman a riot, but Sam Rockwell's performance is the best thing he's done since his role in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Aside from his serious work, mind you.

Posted by: Colin at May 5, 2008 2:24 PM

Tim Allen? That Tim Allen? Wow. I didn't know he had it in him. I hadn't heard of this movie. Now I'll watch for it in theaters, or more likely, on DVD.

Posted by: rlr260 at May 5, 2008 2:24 PM

Sorry, Skittimus, I did not see your post before I posted mine. You phrased the same surprise much more profoundly than I did.

Posted by: rlr260 at May 5, 2008 2:28 PM

Nice Peter Cetera reference. You know some penicillin will clear that right up?

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at May 5, 2008 2:29 PM

Mamet said he cast Allen because of his work in Galaxy Quest, which Mamet considers to be "a perfect movie." And I fall in love with Mamet just that much more.

Amen, hallelujah, amen. There isn't enough room in the comment box to express my pure and true love for Galaxy Quest.

Posted by: Brit at May 5, 2008 2:34 PM

..wasn't Galaxy Quest before Hitchhiker's, Colin?

Goddamn, I love me some Galaxy Quest. And ironically enough, that stupid song is replacing "You're the best.. AROUND... " .. Karate Kid 1 and 2 on AMC last night. Woo!

Posted by: Mara at May 5, 2008 2:44 PM

Ricky Jay, Ricky Jay!!! Wooo-Hoo! Anyone else see "Ricky Jay And His 52 Friends"? Awesome, as in inspiring of Awe.

I am glad this is a good movie, I had my hopes up.
I am also glad to see that Mamet has a high opinion of Galaxy Quest. I think it has a certain quality that is overlooked. Tim Allen too. I should have known I would find Galaxy Quest love in Pajiba land.

Posted by: Lindsey at May 5, 2008 2:47 PM

Holy shit! I thought I was the only person alive who loved Galaxy Quest. This is insane. I think I need a nap.

Posted by: Kolby at May 5, 2008 2:49 PM

DAMN IT Mara! Now that song is in my head...although it's slightly better than the former, since it evokes giggle inducing visions of Mac and Dennis beating the crap out of Charlie on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Posted by: Julie at May 5, 2008 2:49 PM

:raises hand:

I only saw it for the first time a few months ago, but I also love Galaxy Quest. It's hard for me not to love a movie that features both Alan Rickman and Sam Rockwell.

Posted by: Julie at May 5, 2008 2:52 PM

Holy shit! I thought I was the only person alive who loved Galaxy Quest.

I don't know anyone who's seen GalaxyQuest who doesn't love it. So many quotable lines.

I was originally intrigued by the trailer for this one - Chiwetel Ejiofor is on The List for life, and it seemed to run deeper than the usual kung-fu movie. Good to see it lived up to its promise.

Posted by: twig at May 5, 2008 2:59 PM

I only wish I hadn't seen Galaxy Quest on the eve of my wedding since now that movie is permanently linked in my mind to the debacle that was my marriage.
Oh well, the marriage has been over for several years, but my love for Galaxy Quest burns on.
Oh, how it burns.

Posted by: Lindsey at May 5, 2008 3:07 PM

AlabamaPink:

Me too on the song. I hate ear worms and my iPod is lost so I can't remove it. By Grabthar's hammer, we shall be avenged!

Posted by: PaddyDog at May 5, 2008 3:08 PM

wonderful review Brian
will probably wait to netflix this, as poor and movie theaters freakin expensive, but sounds intriguing

LOVE Emily Mortimer, and I am interested to see Tim Allen in a decent role again (I have a soft spot for Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, I admit it)

and I agree that it is impossible to dislike a movie with Alan Rickman in it, thus the reason I watched Sense and Sensability

Posted by: Bethy at May 5, 2008 3:13 PM

I saw this movie over the weekend. It's very deep and requires some concentration to figure out what's going on, but it's not $12 at the movie theater good, only Netflix after it's out on DVD good.

Posted by: The Land Snark at May 5, 2008 3:15 PM

Mara, you're right, I phrased that completely wrong.

I meant to say something in the lines of 'best thing hes done as a comedic other than hitchhiker's guide.' I definitely wasn't thinking through that post logically.

Posted by: Colin at May 5, 2008 3:22 PM

Sense and Sensibility was awesome.

Posted by: twig at May 5, 2008 3:36 PM

Chuck Norris would not have to punch a guy in the testicles. When Chuck Norris looks at a guy, that guy's testicles disappear by themselves.

Posted by: Todd at May 5, 2008 3:39 PM

I'm looking forward to this movie - and I third, or fourth, or whatever the Galaxy Quest love. So many great lines: "oh, now that's just WRONG!"

[snortles gleefully]

Aside: My favorite UFC moment was a Greco Roman wrestler going up against Royce Gracie, the Jiu jitsu King. These guys hit the mat w/in 3 sec and Greco Man pretty quickly put Gracie in a seemingly inescapable arm/head lock (it was like 10 years ago, so I can't remember the specifics). He spent the next 15 min trying to get Gracie to tap out. That motherfucker refused. Suddenly, after 15 mins of admittedly boring tv [if you can call watching two testosterone laden men grunt and sweat all over each other boring], suddenly Greco Man taps out! WTF?? He had the upper position, it totally looked like he was going to wear down Gracie and it turns out, like the bad ass mo fo that he is, Gracie had spent those 15 min positioning for a pressure point. And won. Damn, it blew our minds.

So I'll watch Chwitel in anything, but I have just the tiniest reservations. Is he actually good at the martial arts? Jiu jitsu is not an easy art to imitate. And it irks me to see gawdawful martial arts fighters (like, say, anyone in Bulletproof Monk, etc). Mostly it's all the whitey boys who are portrayed as The Chosen Ones but couldn't throw a proper side kick to save their lives (yeah I'm looking at you Keanu). ugh.

Posted by: Stella at May 5, 2008 3:40 PM

you know twig, I think I got my Jane Austen movies mixed up....Sense and Sensability was the one produced by Emma Thompson, right?

then that one I liked...(and I just remembered it also had House without the American accent)

Emma was the one I did not much care for, despite liking the book a lot

I just hadn't watched it in far too long

the BBC Pride and Predjudice will always be tops for me though

Posted by: Bethy at May 5, 2008 3:48 PM

Bethy, I'm sorry, but you got the order of your words wrong.

It is not:"House without the American accent"

It is: "House as he should be"

Sorry, but I just had to say something!

Posted by: Stella at May 5, 2008 3:56 PM

then again it might be pointed out that my comment make no actual logical sense...

Posted by: Stella at May 5, 2008 3:57 PM

ha! fair enough Stella, fair enough

(I like him better "as he should be" as well)

Posted by: Bethy at May 5, 2008 4:04 PM

Wow - Mamet, Galaxy Quest, and Pride and Prejudice all in one thread.

I love this site.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at May 5, 2008 4:06 PM

"Wow - Mamet, Galaxy Quest, and Pride and Prejudice all in one thread."

And don't forget the House reference while you are at it. Loooove Hugh Laurie. I will watch anything he is in on principle.

I hope we are all referring to the A&E/ Masterpiece Theater miniseries of P&P. That Cliff Notes abridged Keira Knightly version was a VERY pale copy. I kept wondering "Where is the rest of it?" Judi Dench was the only saving grace of that film.

Posted by: Lindsey at May 5, 2008 4:22 PM

none other Lindsey
I actaully have thus far managed to avoid the newer P&P, even tho friends have assured me it is good and pressured me to watch it
I am not such a huge fan of Kiera Knightly, and I just don't know if I could stomach her pouting her way through the role of Elizabeth

Posted by: Bethy at May 5, 2008 4:25 PM

This is a sarcastic interview, right? This can't be real, can it? That movie looks horrible.

Posted by: baconator at May 5, 2008 4:32 PM

Isn't Dame Judi the best part of many a movie?

Chiwetel has a great line in Inside Man (Lemme see your shoe...) Nice to see him get a meatier role this time around.

Posted by: Amanda47 at May 5, 2008 4:37 PM

I have me some serious Kiera love (seconded only to my love for The Dawson) but the P&P with her was a weak version of the masterful BBC one, and not only because it was shorter (and didn't have Helena Bonham-Carter's brother - squee)

The movie kept picking the wrong moments to extend the scene - there was a ballroom scene that told us absolutely nothing and could have been cut by a good three or four minutes. Very wierd choices made by the adaptation writers/director.

Posted by: twig at May 5, 2008 4:39 PM

Tim Allen was also surprisingly good as a hitman in that Cletus Tout movie, so I'm not too shocked he was good in this role.

Also, I didn't realize Mamet wrote Ronin. LOVE that movie.

Posted by: Riles at May 5, 2008 4:41 PM

Stella,

You are referring to Royce Gracie vs. Kimo. Historic fight. Gracie had run through a bunch of boxers, kickboxers, and kung fu guys in UFC 1 and UFC 2 with relative ease. If he could drag them to the ground, he would win, period. Nobody knew anything about submissions back then.

he faced Kimo at UFC 3, the first real 'tough guy' he faced. Kimo had Royce by at least 100 pounds, and was intimidating as hell. Kimo knew how dangerous Royce was, so HE took royce down and pounded on him for about 15 minutes. Royce kept the 'guard' position, which is the best possible position when on the bottom the entire time, but he couldn't get a submission because Kimo was more than 100 pounds heavier than him and impossible to control. Plus there was the whole Kimo beating the crap out of him while he was trying to grapple.

Finally, after 15 minutes, Kimo made one mistake and Royce applied a triangle choke. It's not a pressure point, it's technically a strangle. It cuts off the blood flow to the brain by using the legs to compress the caroted(sp?) artery. Wikipedia it.

Easily one of the greatest fights of all time. Shortly after that, the wrestlers started to learn jiu-jitsu and became far harder to submit. That fight convinced the world that a BJJ blackbelt could literally defeat anyone who couldn't grapple, regardless of how huge or scary.

Posted by: Jeremiah at May 5, 2008 4:46 PM

"Wow - Mamet, Galaxy Quest, and Pride and Prejudice all in one thread."

And don't forget the House reference while you are at it. Loooove Hugh Laurie. I will watch anything he is in on principle.

Wow, yet more reasons to freakin' LOVE you people! I cannot, CANNOT pass by Galaxy Quest any time it is on. I don't care what I am doing. I have to stop and watch it. "Can you form a rudimentary lathe?" Jesus, what a great cast with great writing....

You know, judging from the trailers for this, even with my huge crush on Chiwetel (even though he WAS on the wrong side in Serenity) and my massive respect for Mamet, I thought this was going to be another piece of chop-socky crap. Now, however, thanks to Prisco-san, I am gonna have to check it out. Domo.

Posted by: dammitjanet at May 5, 2008 4:47 PM

Well, check that. My memory is awful. He was fighting Dan Severn at UFC4, not Kimo atUFC3.

The same sort of thing happened with Kimo, and Royce had to withdraw from the tournament because he was too exhausted to continue.

Posted by: Jeremiah at May 5, 2008 4:50 PM

Bethy:
Thanks, I feel much better. I should have known better that even wonder. As for viewing the newer P&P: Basic cable on a very rainy day.
And yes Dame Judi Dench legitimizes everything she touches. I am even addicted to the reruns of "As Time Goes By" on PBS Saturday nights.

For the record I don't dislike Keira Knightly (I thought she was great in 'Bend It Like Beckham' and the Pirates stuff) but she just wasn't right for P&P's Elizabeth IMHO. And the movie itself was a fast food version of a classic, so no dice. Life is too short for that crap. Sort of like fat free whipped cream.

And might I just add that it has been so fun to finally de-lurk on Pajiba of late. I love this place.

Posted by: Lindsey at May 5, 2008 4:56 PM

Yay for the newly de-lurkified!

I don't mind Knightly either, but I agree that she wasn't the perfect choice for Elizabeth. She didn't come close to achieving what Ehle did in that role.

Posted by: Julie at May 5, 2008 5:01 PM

Thanks Julie :)
I concur.
Alas, I now have(get) to go and ride some horses, so away I go. One reason I only lurked before was I was only online way too late to participate. Fraking day job!

Posted by: Lindsey at May 5, 2008 5:28 PM

He's cool. I saw many hot guys on 'rich kiss . com'. Also I saw his profile there. He's sincere, sexy and honest there since he's a certified millionaire there. Of course he's one of the quality men there.

Posted by: forever at May 5, 2008 10:49 PM

Having studied Jiu-Jitsu for a time, the fight is more with yourself than the opponent. The high after every class was so intense, each session is a chess match. Mamet is a brilliant director and Chiwetel Ejiofor is a first rate actor, this should be a interesting film.

Posted by: Pookie at May 5, 2008 11:26 PM

ooh look, the spambot is on topic! Kind of.

"Chiwetel Ejiofor is a first rate actor"

Couldn't agree more, Pookie! I saw him play Othello, and there were times when I forgot to breathe. He was incredible.

Posted by: Tarn at May 6, 2008 11:27 AM

Oh, spambot. Never change.

Also, Chiwetel Ejiofor, besides having the coolest name, is great. At some point I really want to see that transvestite shoe movie he was in, the name of which escapes me right now.

Posted by: Cuno at May 6, 2008 12:12 PM

Cuno, it was Kinky Boots and it would have been better had they not felt the need to hit every charmingly plucky wacky british underdog cliche on the way through the plot.

'Dirty Pretty Things,' while not a lighthearted romp, is a far better movie.

Posted by: twig at May 6, 2008 2:39 PM

Hey, I kinda loved Kinky boots. Every now and then I'll screen that and Serenity back to back just to admire yon Chiwetel's... range. Yes. His range. (Actually, his range is exactly why I do that, I just think ellipses are funny.)

You know, a Kinky Boots/Dirty Pretty Things/ Serenity marathon could be fun. Or, it could make my head explode. But really, would an exploding head be so bad?

Posted by: PaleoLithchick at May 6, 2008 4:42 PM

Should have gone to the Hooters in King of Prussia. Hotter chicks.

Posted by: Cory from Philly at May 6, 2008 8:33 PM

I saw them on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m",too.Maybe they want make more new friends.You can contact them on that site.

Posted by: Janey at May 7, 2008 10:34 AM

Rock! Rock! Rock! Heee. I'm right there with the Galaxy Quest love. Alan Rickman, Sam Rockwell & Tony Shaloub can do no wrong in my book.

Posted by: mustnotkill at May 7, 2008 4:49 PM





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