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Pulse / Jeremy C. Fox

Film Reviews | August 12, 2006 | Comments (24)


Pulse, the latest unnecessary American remake of a Japanese horror film, treads familiar horror/sci-fi ground: It’s yet another cautionary tale about the dangers of technology. Only this time, it’s not about the travesty of a man playing god, as in Frankenstein and its countless progeny, or the horrors of nuclear radiation, as in Godzilla, The Incredible Shrinking Man, and the dozens of other ’50s sci-fi creepshows. This time the evil comes from … email?

Yes, email — that and cell phones (as in the recent Stephen King novel, unread by me) and webcams and instant messaging and social networking websites: all the modern conveniences that make it easier for us to superficially connect with one another but are supposedly making us only more isolated and unable to form meaningful relationships. You don’t have to buy into that dubious thesis, though, to enjoy the movie; it’s basically a good old-fashioned ghost story, with spooky atmosphere and sudden jump-scares and a hot blonde heroine who inexplicably survives every close call, while her friends are picked off one by one. It helps that the hot blonde is Kristen Bell (“Veronica Mars”) who can basically do anything (she even sings — see “Reefer Madness”) and remain effortlessly adorable and charming. She doesn’t have Veronica’s sharp dialogue to work with here — the script is by horrormeister Wes Craven, no Rob Thomas he, adapting Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s screenplay for the Japanese original — but she does the best she can with what she’s given, even delivering clunkers like “Don’t you get it? There’s no system to shut down — they are the system!” with something resembling conviction. The supporting cast — consisting of Ian Somerhalder (“Lost”), Christina Milian (Be Cool), Rick Gonzalez (Roll Bounce), Jonathan Tucker (Hostage), and Samm Levine (“Freaks and Geeks”) — is also perfectly acceptable, alternately screaming in terror or looking like death warmed over as appropriate.

Pulse starts off like the typical J-Horror adaptation, with a beautiful lead actress; dank, oppressive atmosphere; and the presence of the pasty, unquiet dead — there’s even a laundry-room scene, as in Dark Water, and a creepy visitor in the bathtub, as in The Grudge and The Ring Two — but it takes a turn none of those films take (and here comes a vague spoiler), into a global apocalypse not unlike that of Romero’s Dead series. Now this is a matter of personal taste, but I’ve always felt that horror films were most effective when they kept the dangers small and personal — it’s much easier to convince me that I’m being threatened by a knife-wielding maniac than that the entire planet has been taken over by some malevolent force. It takes a lot of evidence, gradually introduced, to persuade me that the whole world has been overcome, and Pulse just doesn’t do that. It begins with its focus on one group of friends on one college campus, then maintains that focus — with only a brief glimpse into the wider world, through TV news broadcasts — for the first two-thirds of the movie, so that, when it finally springs the worldwide devastation on us, it’s underprepared.

Of course, I might have been more successful at suspending my disbelief had I not seen the movie at a Friday-night showing in downtown Boston, surrounding by yelling and giggling teenagers who served as a constant reminder of the real world outside the film. There was even a fat guy two seats over who insisted on delivering a running commentary — somewhat sotto voce but not nearly enough — throughout the entire film. This is the true horror of modern life, if you ask me — not the dehumanization of technology, but the sad fact that no one knows how to behave in a friggin’ movie theater anymore.

Jeremy C. Fox is a founding critic of Pajiba and a member of the Online Film Critics Society.You may email him at jeremycfox[at]gmail.com.

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Comments

I'm glad Pajiba reviews movies in the theater, not pre-screenings. I'm also grateful because I knew they would review Pulse, a movie that may have a path fraught with peril, but which stars Kristen Bell and Samm Levine, two young actors I like very much.

This one sounds like rental fodder to me, not least because of the theater behavior that Jeremy mentioned. Horror is about mood as much as anything, and it's hard to sustain a mood in the cowtown hell that is most cineplexes today.

Viva independent theaters!

Posted by: apocalipstick at August 13, 2006 6:43 PM

(Another Cowtown resident? Gasp!)

I don't know. I saw the trailers for this and wasn't interested. But hey, it sounds halfway decent here, and I don't mind Kristen Bell. Maybe I'll head to the cheap theatre and check this one out.

Posted by: Mara at August 13, 2006 7:39 PM

I got to see the original version at the Seattle International Film Festival in 2001, along with Kurosawa's Seance. Both were creepy and effective -- he has a great visual style. I can recommend both, but Seance was better.

Posted by: sansho1 at August 13, 2006 10:56 PM

I am usually a fan of the Japanese horror genre, with my favorites being Ju-on and Audition. A couple of weekends ago I rented Pulse because I knew the American version was coming out and I wanted to see it before I saw the new one.

I was strangely disappointed. It was certainly an interesting film, but I thought it felt a little off. Every time I was ready to be scared nothing at all happened. It was a little disturbing, which I think was the point, but I didn't think it was very effective even at that. It was just depressing.

It looks to me like this version has the scares "Americanized" to be more startling and more visually horrific. That kind of depresses me too.

Posted by: Eric at August 14, 2006 10:16 AM

"This is the true horror of modern life, if you ask me -- not the dehumanization of technology, but the sad fact that no one knows how to behave in a friggin' movie theater anymore."

Too bloody true. This is one of the main reasons that I avoid the movie theatre these days and confine most of my viewing to DVDs. On one hand, I miss the big screen feel and the excitement of seeing a film in the first few days of its run. On the other, I also get to miss the overpriced tickets, the longer and longer preview/ad screenings, and the numerous people who treat the theatre like their living room. The latter generally ruins the experience for me.

I'm forever amazed by the number of people who get up during a movie and leave their seat, only to return a few minutes later. It seems to happen every time I see a movie - can't you just sit still for a couple of hours? Then there are the people who not only leave their cell phones ringers on during the show, but then actually ANSWER the bloody things and have a conversation with the caller. How self-involved do you have to be to do that? Then there are the people who have forgotten the ancient art of "whispering," and insist on having full volume conversations with their companions. I just don't get it.

I don't remember it being as bad as this when I was younger. Perhaps I'm just getting old.

Posted by: JTL at August 14, 2006 10:59 AM

Oh, that dude is going to burn in "a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."

Posted by: totally0random at August 14, 2006 12:18 PM

Oh totallyOrandom -- thanks so much for the Firefly reference.

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Posted by: Chez at August 14, 2006 12:49 PM

It's a sad, sad thing when you can't even enjoy (or sort of enjoy) a film quietly. I think David Sedaris comments on this tragedy in one of his books, can't remember which one right now. But, it's the difference between France and the U.S., France has the deadly quiet old school theatres while the U.S. has a rash of cineplexes playing the same dumb films again and again. That reality is probably more horrifying that Pulse ever could be...

Posted by: Gina at August 14, 2006 2:04 PM

I saw this movie, and I have to say your review was very accurate. Even down to the idiots in the theatre. When I saw it though we had to sit through about 10 commercials first before the previews even and it repeated one commercial twice about a new cell phone with a walkie talkie feature....the kids behind me were very impressed, but didn't get the point of the movie at all. Sure the movie wasn't the best, but I agree I would have been able to at least enjoy it a bit more if I didn't have a bunch of asshole kids who think they are punks sitting behind me and in front of me and all around me thinking they are too good for this movie or this world.

Posted by: Joel at August 14, 2006 3:08 PM

Can anyone tell me why they have walkie talkie on phones now. I don't want to hear both sides of the conversation one side is bad enough!!

Posted by: Shoogie at August 14, 2006 3:48 PM

I've experienced something of a renaissance at the movies recently. I went for about 2 years never going more than 4 or 5 times because I hated it so much - talking, cell phones, you name it. Then I discovered a little theater in the middle of nowhere near my house, and it's a goldmine. Small, quiet, but still decent sound and screen size. I'll never go anywhere else. The one time I went and there were noisy kids, the manager was so furious with them, I think they peed themselves.

Not that it matters for Pulse, though. There ain't a snowball's chance in hell I'd see it in the theater. Seems a waste. I'd rent the hell out of it though.

Posted by: TK at August 14, 2006 3:53 PM

TK,

There's a little two-screener in a little town (1,800 people) ten miles from me. I have the same experience you do--small town equals small crowd and, if it's a really good film, you can sometimes see it all by yourself. Not that I'm implying it's a lowbrow crowd, mind you.

Posted by: apocalipstick at August 14, 2006 4:45 PM

I actually liked Pulse a lot.

Posted by: Jessica at August 14, 2006 6:13 PM

I really enjoyed the Japanese version of this film and I'm interested to see if the American remake even comes close to understanding what Kurosawa was trying to say. The original is confusing and strange and takes a few viewings to understand, but it's incredibly sad and eerie. It's not even about technology, it's about how human beings are alone, really and truly alone, and no matter how close you get to someone, you never really make a connection with them that causes that pit of loneliness to go away. I hate remakes.

Posted by: Wren at August 15, 2006 9:32 AM

Great review. I think I may have been in the same screening that you were. (Loews Boston Common, 10:15) Kids would not shut up. Made it kind of hard to build a mood.

Posted by: GB at August 15, 2006 12:44 PM

I won't go to movie theaters anymore because they are so damn LOUD. Is this true in theaters outside of the US? Is anyone else oversees as afraid of losing their hearing watching a movie as I am?

Posted by: Jeneiene at August 15, 2006 3:40 PM

I honestly don't know if the movies are too loud or not, because I can't hear them over the fuckers in the audience talking all around me. I've quit going to the movies because I can't enjoy them any more.

Anybody remember the 80's remake of The Blob? In the theater scene, the first person the blob killed was a movie-talker. It was a "HELL YEAH" moment.

Posted by: Craig at August 15, 2006 6:13 PM

Great review (confirms what I suspected; won't bother to see it unless someone else has rented it and I have nothing better to do) but to the defense of folks who have to get up, and then return a couple of minutes later, it's called a bathroom break, and those of us who have to take them like them even less than those of you who can hold it. Sure, it's partly psychosomatic, but when I've really got to pee, there's no way I can concentrate on the movie I'm trying to watch. This is why I sit on the aisle - others would be well advised to follow my example. Cell phone talkers, though, deserve to get tasered.

Posted by: terebi at August 15, 2006 7:06 PM

My friends and I walked out after 30 minutes (it was free, one of them works there). It was terrible writing and didn't build suspense at all. PLUS, like you said in your theater, the behavior of the 13 year old kids in the back was too distracting.

Posted by: Nat at August 16, 2006 12:56 AM

in response to Jenelene:


"I won't go to movie theaters anymore because they are so damn LOUD. Is this true in theaters outside of the US? "


As a Mediterranean-dweller, I was quite puzzled when I first set foot in a US movie theatre. You guys really seem to enjoy running a loud perpetual commentary about things that happen on screen ("look at that", "ouch!", "story of my life", "don't go there, you idiot!" etc.). What's up with that?


(And the same applies even to comparatively "serious" fare: at the "Miami Vice" NYC screening I attended a couple weeks ago, people actually cheered when Jamie Foxx gunned down one of the bad guys. So much for trying to set a somber-ish mood...)

Posted by: Violetta at August 16, 2006 2:48 PM

Thanks for your response, V. I should actually be more clear in my loud-challenged situation: It's the preceeding commercials /"trailers" before the actual movie begins that are ear-splitting. This country is going to become one big fat bunch of deaf people.

Posted by: Jeneiene at August 16, 2006 4:28 PM

Whooops. Sorry. :)

Posted by: Violetta at August 16, 2006 5:21 PM

Jeneiene, from the perspective of a European staying in US now, I was totally shocked how loud the previews in movie theaters are. You are right Americans going to movies must be hard of hearing or something. Noticed the same about commercials on tv. The are louder the the other part of broadcast.

Posted by: Hubert at August 17, 2006 10:53 AM

The movie was horrible, period. If you people have any trouble with noisy punks in your local theater, just do what I do. Sit in the back(sound usually travels towards the front in a theater)so the smaller noises arent so bothersome. And if a baggy pants wearing, crooked hat sporting, suburban punk wannabe is bugging you, just stand up and yell at the top of your lungs that if he doesnt shut up you're gonna slap him like a bitch in front of his girl/friends. It works...very well in fact. That tactic actually chased a few of em out of the theater when I went to see King Kong.

Posted by: EJ at August 25, 2006 10:39 PM