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Do Not Mess with This Man’s Elephant

The Protector / Kerry Benton

Film Reviews | August 8, 2006 | Comments (16)


A query I spoke silently to the Almighty just hours ago: “Lord, why didn’t this movie come out earlier in the summer when I was suffering (albeit willingly, I admit) through the endless parade of overhyped, underwhelming blockbusters You deemed necessary, in whatever infinite wisdom You possess, to place on our screens?” I spoke thus, boldly, because truly The Protector is what I was wanting all summer long.

To be fair, I’ve wanted it since about one second after the credits rolled on Ong-Bak, and I wanted it even more when one of my crew linked me to a clip back in February. I realize I probably sound like a total fanboy without a speck of objectivity about now, but I shall get to the good and the bad momentarily, I promise. Still, I can’t help but sum it up for you right away: This movie is awesome fun.

The story starts in rural Thailand, where a father imparts to his son (and us, of course) some history regarding the symbolic significance of elephants to the Thai monarchy, and the warrior elite who once kept the king’s elephants safe with their mastery of Muay Thai fighting.

The patriarch explains the continued power of these symbols and the honor of their family’s history of raising elephants for possible selection by the king. The son, Cam (Tony Jaa), lives accordingly and trains to protect his family’s herd. When his father is killed and their prize bull and its calf stolen, Cam wastes absolutely no time seeking them out for recovery — and to exact a bit of revenge, of course.

I say no time is wasted, and I really mean it. Exposition is kept to an absolute minimum pretty much throughout the movie. Enough time is spent to identify the rich or gluttonous or evil people, without bothering much with why. Honestly, I consider that to be a positive thing — I didn’t really show up to watch an exploration of the criminal mind, or an in-depth examination of a troubling ecological issue. That’s not to say I never want to see those things, or that I don’t ever care about plot but, in an action film, it’s often better for the plot to stay out of the way, so long as it’s coherent and substantial enough to hang the rest of the action on (tests which the majority of action flicks don’t even pass, putting The Protector above average on that, too).

And, lest it not be clear already, the action is freaking incredible. I’ve seen a fair number of martial arts films in my life. Granted, I cut my teeth on the poorly dubbed, B-grade (if that) stuff that my dad and I used to watch on USA Up All Night (with Rhonda Shear, whose perky pronunciation of the “Up” still makes me smile, if you’ll allow the digression). Since then I’ve watched a fair sampling of the entire range, from Bloodsport to Kurosawa (and most recently have greatly enjoyed Lady Snowblood, thanks to a friend). Anyway, perhaps I’m not a true master, but I’ve seen enough to know something new when I see it, and Tony Jaa brings some truly excellent fight choreography to the table.

While The Protector lacks just a bit of the rawness seen in Ong-Bak, most of the action still eschews CG, and I’m pretty sure there’s essentially no wirework in effect. I’m not against wires, per se — they can be used beautifully, as in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, for example — but there’s something undeniably cool about doing it all for real. When Jaa is leaping in and out of trolley cars and vans and over stacks of boxes, up fences, and so on, it’s that much sweeter because it’s not assisted — it’s really a joy to watch.

There’s a lot of it too: boat chases, fights in warehouses, restaurants, offices, and houses, and always against a veritable army of belligerents. In some spots it feels a bit like a video game, but it’s the coolest fighting game you’ve ever played. I lost count of how many bad guys got smacked down, not to mention how many bones get broken. And as in any decent martial arts movie (or video game, for that matter), there are some epic “boss battles” — three separate ones in fact — the first of which plays out the way a live-action Tekken game might if you pitted Bruce against Eddie Gordo, followed by Feng with a sword, then topped it off with Marduk. If that’s all lost on you, suffice it to say that it adds up to a martial goody-bag of four different styles set against a Buddhist temple that’s on fire. Honestly, if that doesn’t sound pretty much “rad” then I don’t know what to say.

The camera direction is also outstanding. There are some lovely shots of majestic elephants and the Thai countryside at the beginning, and the subsequent fight scenes are all quick without being jarring. Of particular note is one extensive Steadicam shot that follows Jaa up a winding stairway (kicking the crap out of, oh, 40? 50? guys on the way) for about five minutes; the seamlessness makes the whole scene feel that much more honest. Also interesting is the occasional decision to keep the action out of frame or obscured by the set. I know this isn’t a new idea, but it’s done really well, and it’s a change of pace to see a man fly straight into the shot from the left and crash through a wall on the right without seeing exactly what led to it.

Leaving aside the light plot — which some will consider a problem, though I’m not among them — there are a few things that don’t work quite right. For one, the film is inconsistently overdubbed. I’d rather nothing ever be overdubbed, under any circumstances, but that’s just because it’s so bad most of the time. It seems like most of the Thai is subtitled, but you can tell certain actors have been dubbed, sometimes when already speaking English, and it’s pretty wooden. To be expected, I guess, but still lame.

There are also a couple of odd CG dream sequences that look really dated and probably could have been realized better (perhaps even more cheaply) with humans. The sudden cut to cartoony CG is unfortunately jarring.

There’s some light-hearted humor to give a little respite from the otherwise relentless pace of the action and, while I found it relatively innocuous, some people might call it silly or out of place. Anyone who’s seen a Jackie Chan flick has an idea of what I’m referring to here, though no one in The Protector is quite as goofy as Jackie can be (this is kind of a double reference, but I can say no more).

All in all The Protector more than lives up to expectations. It’s a ton of fun, and especially welcome after some recent disappointments in that regard. The style leaves little wonder as to why Quentin Tarantino swooped in to put his “Quentin Tarantino presents …” tagline up front, and I’m sure western audiences, perhaps especially those who’ve seen a lot of martial arts, will appreciate the relative novelty of Muay Thai, which doesn’t get an awful lot of direct exposure. If you’ve ever enjoyed a martial arts movie, and I really hope that includes essentially everyone, you can’t go wrong here.

Kerry Benton is a film critic for Pajiba. You can see him in action as “k” on The Supernicety.


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Comments

I know anything after Ong-Bak can only be a let-down but I am still raging to see this--despite big-gun 'splosions and Chan-esque stunts seen in the trailer...

Thanks, Kerry and Paj. This film is getting a slight drubbing overall, so having it rated well *here* means there's hope.

Posted by: ranylt at September 9, 2006 3:49 PM

I wanna see it pretty bad, from the review and the trailer. Tony jumps off a building to hit a guy who's hanging off of a helicopter...with his knees. I'm wondering exactly how that stunt worked.

Posted by: Justin at September 9, 2006 4:28 PM

I saw this movie last night! I would say its definitely one of the best martial arts movies that has come out in a long time.

Posted by: Robert at September 9, 2006 6:29 PM

Thank you for such a great review , just saw the movie and loved it, Tony Jaa is def someone to watch

Posted by: Maria at September 9, 2006 11:43 PM

have you ever seen anyone knee someones heart out of its respective cavity by jumping off a skyscraper and connecting to the poor man hanging onto the helicopter running board?

Posted by: brandt at September 10, 2006 1:08 PM

Saw this movie months ago under the original Thai title and it is one kick ass movie. The staircase fight is beautiful.

Posted by: chenry at September 10, 2006 1:43 PM

Cool, needed some kick ass fighting film to break up the monotony of the poor excuse for last summer flicks. Too bad it came too late...!

Posted by: Gina at September 10, 2006 6:16 PM

Muay Thai is amazing to see...it's a pretty cut to the chase martial art, that is, nearly all the moves involve hits with the elbows, knees and feet, basically specifically targeted at breaking bones. I was hoping this would be good, I cant wait to see it.

Posted by: razh at September 11, 2006 2:43 AM

The Movie rocks like a hurricane. The eco friendly purpose coupled with the man who will beat the hell out of anyone that has the misfortune of accidentally opening a door in his presence just brings back all the mindless 80's action goodness.

I've seen the movie several times over the past couple of months and it still makes me laugh the things you can look past when the action is so good. For example, the burning temple fight scene. So three men have come to kill you. They burn down a Buddhist temple that you may or may not have been coming back to. Okay. Then they wait for you inside the burning building. Alright. Then after fifteen minutes of fighting Marduk looks ultra surprised when emergency services comes to attend to the burning building. Pure entertainment gold.

Posted by: cj at September 11, 2006 9:41 AM

This movie rocks...
but here is the weird thing about this movie, I've seen it about 8 months before it was even announced. I didn't know what was going on, what the hell.

Posted by: John Ghost at September 11, 2006 10:43 AM

I SAW THIS MOVIE LAST NIGHT AND ALL I GOTTTA SAY IS THAT THIS IS THE BEST MARTIAL ARTS MOVIE I HAVE SEEN IN AWHILE BUT I ALSO CANT WAIT TILL FEARLESS COMES OUT

Posted by: john john at September 12, 2006 12:49 AM

Why wait. You can see Fearless tonight! It's been out in Asia for months on dvd.

It's quite a departure for Jet Li. It's not another campy martial arts film or an homage to classic violence but rather a story with a real sense of conflict based on an incredible martial arts master.

Li plays the character he always plays but instead of being enlightened he's cocky and brash, into money, and a family man. I won't spoil it for you but it's the first time a marital arts movie had me on the edge of my seat worrying that Li might actually lose a fight.

Posted by: cj at September 14, 2006 9:14 AM

Wow.

I'm sorry, but Jaa is a horrible actor, and he needs to stick to not including a plot at all. This movie was bad, with a premise that's so ridiculous it's almost funny. It's one of those that works far better if you see the edited/cut/slashed/diced version to only watch the "good" parts.

If it doesn't have a plot, acting impact, or sense of actual storytelling, what is it doing in a movie? He needs to stop starring in movies, and pass that role to a man that actually has acting talent. I'm all for fighting, but after seeing the same kick/punch/jump moves 5 times over, I get rather bored.

Oh well, seems everyone else loves this movie anyway o_O

Posted by: Anon at September 16, 2006 8:55 PM

Loved the movie. I saw the Thai version though. I hear the version in theater here in America is shorter. That might explain why you say his father dies when he certainly doesn't in the version I watched.

That stairway scene? holy crap was it amazing! Sure, the acting is ordinary, but it's alright. I'm sure he'll get better with time.

Anyone else think of Bart Simpson every time he asked "where's my elephant!"?

Posted by: Pb at September 28, 2006 9:36 AM

I haven't seen this movie. Would you reccomend it beyond "Fearless"?
Fearless was pretty sad...emotionally. His acting was well done though.
Be well.

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Posted by: Zafada at October 6, 2006 8:15 PM

I understand what you mean up to a point, Anon. When your life is about being the best martial arts guy out there and you can't speak English other than phonetically (see Jackie Chan, Jean Claude Van-Damme), acting chops might not be the best ones you can dish out. But this is an action movie. The star is not Tony Jaa, the star is what he can do physically, as are most martial arts centered action movies. Nobody watches these films because of plot lines or wanting to shed a tear. There's tons of those well-acted, boring-as-hell flicks out there. Go watch Bridges of Madison County. This is pure action porn, and I love it. I rewound the fight scenes with the bald giant, and the one where he breaks like 5000 bones, over and over and I never got tired of the beautiful brutality. Anytime you watch one of these flicks where the action supercedes anything you have ever thought physically possible, and start worrying about the acting and plot lines, take you testicles out of the cookie jar and reattach.

Posted by: Tony "The Brick" Grivanno at April 27, 2007 2:31 PM