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Over the Hedge / Dustin Rowles

Film Reviews | May 19, 2006 | Comments (42)


Here is the genius of Ben Folds: Only a man with his melodic sensibilities could inject even a modicum of inspiration and energy into an otherwise ordinary computer-animated feature (a somewhat tired medium, despite its relative infancy) and, more importantly for fans of Folds’ pop ideology, he may be the only songwriter of this generation who could pen lyrics that are both conventionally appropriate for a 9-year-old target audience and still mildly subversive enough for their adult tagalongs. Folds has managed to pull the trifecta here: Collect a paycheck from the Hollywood Industrial Complex without selling out; provide some jalapeno bite and sugary harmony to prepackaged, MSG-heavy animated tofu; and gently shut the door on the collective (fat) asses of the suburban parents on their way out — indeed, it is “One Down and 3.6,” on a much broader scale.

I’m not sure how Folds got mixed up in the production of a DreamWorks film, though I’d imagine it has something to do with friend and collaborator William Shatner’s presence as the voice of Ozzie, a possum who revels in playing dead but, in any event, it’s a congruous arrangement, in part because of the similarities between the themes of the Folds’ songwriting (a detached insider’s semi-ironic rejection of American suburbia) and the message behind Over the Hedge (a rejection of the proverbial hare’s [here played by a raccoon] suburban gourmandizing in favor of the cautionary tortoise’s approach to life), even if the execution of the latter fails to some degree. It’s hard to say if it was intentional or not (my guess is that it wasn’t) but, in some ways, the screenwriters of Over the Hedge have actually managed to synthesize Ben Fold’s “All U Can Eat,” into an easily digestible, G-rated anti-gluttonous feature (“They give no fuck / Just as long as there’s enough … for them”).

To wit: Over the Hedge follows the foraging travails of RJ the raccoon (voiced by Bruce Willis) at the tail end of spring. After a fruitless attempt to retrieve the last package of Cheez-Its from a vending machine, RJ unsuccessfully attempts to pilfer the snack-product stash of a hibernating bear, Vincent (Nick Nolte); in the process, however, he wakes the bear and loses the stockpile, eliciting a threat on his life unless can replace Vincent’s Ruffles within a week. In his efforts to restock, however, he runs across a family of animals and their turtle patriarch, Verne (Gary Shandling), who have just stirred from their winter slumber to discover a hedge that imprisons the forest-friendly rodents, separating them from what Folds would term Jesusland.

RJ convinces the critters (a skunk, some possums, and a squirrel) to forego their usual hoard of nuts and bark in favor of amassing a Frito-Lay and Krispy Kreme stockpile for the winter, instilling in them the knowledge that, “If it tastes good, it must be good for you.” (This is also where the team of screenwriters take some gentle jabs at middle-American consumerism while Folds’ “Heist,” plays in the background [“Where pink flamingos grow/Diet soda flows/and what you take magically regenerates on supermarket shelves”]). As it turns out, however, the “pink primates” on the other side of the hedge aren’t all that accommodating, particularly evil Gladys (Allison Janney), the president of the development’s home owner’s association. She hires a bumbling Verminator (Thomas Haden Church) to employ an arsenal of weapons-grade animal traps to annihilate the scavengers as inhumanely as possible, a strategy that, expectedly, backfires.

Unfortunately, as well-intentioned as Over the Hedge’s (slightly hypocritical) underlying message is, and despite the strength of some the voice talent (specifically, Shandling, Eugene Levy, and Catherine O’Hara), the movie’s energy level never really surpasses mildly lethargic, except when Steve Carell’s sorely underused and manic squirrel, Hammy (the counterpart to Ice Age’s Scrat) appears onscreen. Indeed, it is Hammy, along with Folds’ music, that manages to save Over the Hedge from being yet another slow-witted cousin to the already imbecilic Madagascar, though Hedge’s animation is at least on par with the earlier, less eye-catching Pixar productions.

There is little doubt that anyone under 11 would enjoy the hell out of Over the Hedge — it’s got enough animated gee-wizardry to keep almost any child’s attention for the full running-time — but then again, the other kid-friendly fare out there (Hoot, The Wild, and The Shaggy Dog) hasn’t exactly set the bar higher than the entertainment value of rooting around in one’s nose for 90 minutes. Insofar as movies aimed at children go, however, this is high on a list of films I wouldn’t mind suffering through and, if you’re a fan of Folds, the new satire-rich version of “Rockin’ the Suburbs” that plays over the credits is probably worth the price of admission, though your money might be better spent purchasing the soundtrack (where this “Suburbs” remix features Shatner in full-on spoken-word mode). Notwithstanding Folds’ contributions to Over the Hedge, (and “Still” fully deserves an Oscar for song-writing), I’d be remiss if I didn’t say that we fans are not quite ready to send him over to Randy Newman Land just yet.

Dustin Rowles is the publisher of Pajiba. He lives with his wife in a faux-Marxist college town in upstate New York. You may email him, or leave a comment below.


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Comments

This may be one of my favorite reviews ever, if only for the Ben Folds love. (I'm actually listening to 'The Last Polka' as I'm typing)

I don't know, with all the talking animal-type movies lately (And, forgive me, fellow Pixar-fans, but 'Cars' looks craptacular.), it just seems like everyone's just pandering to the LCD.

Ah, the good old days of animation.

Posted by: Mara at May 19, 2006 5:51 PM

I'm foregoing the DaVinci Code to see this tonight. Hope I make the right choice...
Oh, and GO SPURS!!!

Posted by: Vincent at May 19, 2006 7:07 PM

I'm rapidly losing faith in the medium of animation - we've gone from the genius of Warner Brothers in the 40's and 50's to the drivel that's out now.

But - this can't possibly be worse than anything else big-budget out there.

Ben Folds is a huge selling point, as, strangely enough, Bill Shatner.

Posted by: Peggy Archer at May 19, 2006 7:57 PM

Yeah,

I remember when I was very young, nothing turned me off of a movie more than anthropomorphized critters. I wonder why filmakers assume that if they put animals in a film, it will be instantly intriguing to kids. Or maybe I was an anomaly, lots of kids are nuts for the four legs.

All told though, 'Cars'? CARS? A few years ago 'The Simpsons' spoofed Pixar's penchant for making films (often good ones, but still) about the piddle and crap laying around in the house, or near your garbage cans. The spoof film was called 'Cards', and featured a slew of impersonated celebrity-voiced non-characters who don't so much speak dialogue, as spout off pop culture ephermera in the most obnoxious manner possible. 'Doogal', I'm looking at you. Hearsay, I admit- but that's what I heard. I suppose that all this was comment on how professional voice actors are being usurped by stars whose voices are too easily recognizable for an audience to separate the personality from the character. Since when did Avril Lavigne act, or sing for that matter. Dirty hair and a faux sneer do not translate to animation cells. Add that to the fact that these untrained personalies probably get paid 20 times as much as a professional would for that same job, and you can see why they'd jab the films.

At the time, 'Cards' seemed a little farfetched, but there was still the feeling that computer-animation could go this way eventually. I guess it's happened quicker than expected. The Toothbrush Gang was one thing, but this is going kind of far.

There have been computer animated-films with stories that engaged the audience more than these film which have been release as of late have done. Not too long ago, I remember hearing about 'the end of traditional animation' (but you hear that three times a week now), when 'Finding Nemo' trounced turkeys like 'Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron'... Okay, I didn't see it, so calling it a turkey isn't really fair, but who's talking about that movie now? Matt Damon voicing over the inner dialogue of hard-done-by horse? Sure, why not?

For the sake of avoiding becoming its own punchline, and furthering a long line of effects-heavy, story-light cinema, as has been (I'm told) the trend with newer computer-animateed cinema, these newer films have to step up on the actual storytelling. It seems as if the whole process is getting lazy already. Half the time the animation is cheap-looking too- take 'Valiant' or 'Hoodwinked'. If this money were going towards some kind of charity, it'd all be very forgivable, but we all know it's not.

Having pretty picture go bang worked for a while, a lot of people went to see 'Madagascar', but I think it opened up the same day as 'The Longest Yard', which was supposed to be pretty terrible, so I don't fault them for that. But what's happened since then? Sure 'Chicken Little' was a surprise hit, but there were also a lot of middling or non-performing films since then, like 'Hoodwinked', 'The Wild', 'Robots', and 'Valiant'. Someone please correct me if one these was a smash in North America, and I was too deep in my own matters to notice.

I hope this 'Cars' movie is good, because no one wants to hear about the good ol' days of computer animation when the stories sort of mattered, when 'Bannisters', 'Ceiling Fans', or 'Lint' comes out.

Posted by: M at May 19, 2006 9:17 PM

It only makes sense that you pajiba staffers would love Ben Folds.

Maybe you should start reviewing music, too?

Posted by: Melvin Cripplegate at May 19, 2006 9:48 PM

Melvin Cripplegate, that's the worst idea I've ever heard. If I get any less work done on Friday afternoons, I could get fired. Adding music reviews to the mix would surely add at least two hours a week to my already crowded "busily typing at some unknown document" schedule.

Posted by: Kitty X at May 19, 2006 11:36 PM

I've said it a million times, much to the chagrin of my close friends, Ben Folds is a fucking super-genius. Period. If I ever, in a twist of fate, become the principal of a High School, I'm including a copy of "Whatever and Ever Amen" in every locker in the school.

Posted by: Elon at May 20, 2006 7:10 AM

You are my hero, Elon. In high school, when everyone was listening to Korn, or.. whatever they listened to in 1999, I had 'The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner' cranked. Because I am a geek. A big one.

Posted by: Mara at May 20, 2006 10:02 AM

I just saw the movie tonight, and the review is pretty accurate. RJ wasn't masterfully moving, but he kept you interested. The movie wasn't hilarious, but it was funny. If you have a kid, take them to see it. They'll love the hell out of it and you'll probably enjoy watching.

The movie shines with the hyperactive squirrell, and ben folds' music, and the porkipine kids(sp?). The paralells between the music and the message were very very subtle but enjoyable if you notice, and they never hit you over the head with it.

Falling short were avril 'look at me i'm SUCH a rebel' lavinge and the some of the cheesy moments. Overall, not bad at all.

Posted by: Jeremiah at May 21, 2006 12:44 AM

The movie was okay, with a few adult jokes that were a little too obvious for the below-11 years old watchers. It was cute but hokey and predictable, nowhere near as fun as a Pixar movie.

But Ben folds ruined it! He sucks! He can't sing, his lyrics are lame, and it's obvious that he makes the melodies up in about 5 minutes.

Just because he writes his own crap and plays the piano doesn't make him a genius worthy of any attention. Perhaps he got this gig because the studio execs, reatrded drug addled morons that they are, thought "Jack Johnson is so great and look what he did for Curious George!"

Ugh, how could anyone enjoy the music of this thing even if you got three cheap laughs out of the ending songs?

Posted by: Nora at May 21, 2006 3:34 PM

Hmm. Nora must be a fan of McFly, eh?

Posted by: Derwood at May 21, 2006 3:54 PM

well, i only skimmed this, but what about fucking
jack johnson with the curious george soundtrack?

Posted by: meg at May 21, 2006 6:13 PM

I don't know who McFly is, they look a little too mainstream pretty-boy for me. I love all kinds of music as long as it is GOOD

Jack Johnson was said to have ruined any potential for the movie of Curious George by murdering the soundtrack, but he was used as a marketing tool for it. Seems like the makers of this movie had the same retarded thought, but smartly decided nobody with any taste would go see a movie because sucky Ben Folds did the music.

Folds murdered the soundtrack for this movie, but the movie is good. If you a-holes want to yell at people who don't like Ben Folds, go and comment on a music site.

Posted by: Nora at May 22, 2006 9:37 AM

same for those that want to yell at people who do like ben folds?

Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2006 8:07 PM

i enjoyed the movie. i took my four year old, and she enjoyed it as well. i agree, the music really helped it along. i disagree that the squirrel was underused (i think they were trying to avoid the whole jar jar binks faux pas) we never saw curious george, though i still want to. (my daughter isn't nearly as interested as i am, she made me return the curious g. books to the library after reading only one!) a friend gave me the soundtrack, and its good. jack johnson is a decent songwriter. he can't play the guitar for shit, but its the "hook that brings you back" right?

Posted by: briana at May 23, 2006 11:51 AM

i forgot to mention the satisfaction of the braindead soccer moms leaving the theatre shamed!

Posted by: briana at May 23, 2006 11:53 AM

You know what I got out of this whole comment stream and the review that preceeded it?

You need to get the fuck over hating on parents who live in suburban areas and who have the audacity not to hang on Ben Folds' every word. And for the record, you find just as many fat asses in the inner city, the "cool neighborhoods" and in SmallTownWhoTheHellKnowsWhere, USA.

I live in the city and have no children and I think Ben Folds is a whiny, repetitive, proto-hipster dullard.

JUST LIKE JACK JOHNSON.

Sometimes the maudlin atonality of it all makes me want to vomit in my Pumas. IF I WORE PUMAS. Because if I did, I'd probably have vomited on them already.

Grasping for cachet is so, so 2005.

Posted by: Meg at May 23, 2006 2:17 PM

ANyone who thinks that new movies are the only ones with odd things anthropomorphized needs to remember one Brave Little Toaster and his friends the radio, the electric blanket and the electromagnet. By the way meg, Ben Folds never claims the suburbs are full of fatasses, and he claims that amercia as a whole has become a consumer driven mess. And rockin' the suburbs is satyrical and sarcastic, then again I bet you'd have to wear pumas to pick up on it.

Posted by: Kevin at May 23, 2006 3:32 PM

I was referring to the REVIEW for the fatass comment, Kevin:

"gently shut the door on the collective (fat) asses of the suburban parents"

Ben sucks for his own reasons -- I didn't claim he said anything about asses. And I get that Ben is "satirical"... if you don't think much of satire.

And God help me if I have to wear Pumas to do anything but become a cliche.

Posted by: Meg at May 23, 2006 4:22 PM

Also, Kevin:

satyr:

Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin satyrus, from Greek satyros
1: often capitalized : a sylvan deity in Greek mythology having certain characteristics of a horse or goat and fond of Dionysian revelry

satire:

Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French or Latin; Middle French, from Latin satura, satira, perhaps from (lanx) satura dish of mixed ingredients, from feminine of satur well-fed; akin to Latin satis enough -- more at SAD
1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

I think your Pumas are on too tight.

Posted by: Meg at May 23, 2006 4:25 PM

loosen the loafers meg, and stop being such a hater.

Posted by: briana at May 23, 2006 4:35 PM

"i forgot to mention the satisfaction of the braindead soccer moms leaving the theatre shamed!"

Oh, right -- sorry. I must have missed the love in your comment.

Posted by: Meg at May 23, 2006 5:39 PM

you're going to give yourself wrinkles

Posted by: briana at May 23, 2006 6:01 PM

Could I just borrow yours? Seriously, is he your little brother? Move along, princess.

Posted by: Meg at May 23, 2006 6:13 PM

me: 26 year old laid back redhead who enjoys subversive humor and walks in the park.

you: scary screaming banshee who kills kittens and makes children cry.

want to meet for a latte?

Posted by: briana at May 23, 2006 7:04 PM

Oooh! Triple shot?

Posted by: Meg at May 23, 2006 7:17 PM

Haven't even seen the movie..... But Meg scares me.

Chillax lady. Life is all good.

Posted by: Gina at May 23, 2006 8:50 PM

Okay, honestly, not all that scary. I just know a lot of nice people who are actually still somewhat coherent thinkers AND who happen to be parents AND who like to take their kids to silly cartoons. I don't think that makes them fat or mockable. That's all. Of course life is good. And I'm not the only one who was being critical here.

Posted by: Meg at May 24, 2006 12:37 AM

Wasn't there something in there about a children's movie? Over the... Something. I can't really remember, because nearly half the comments are addressing one person's PMS attack.

Yes, you dislike Ben Folds and his music. We get that. Really. No, seriously, we do. We also understand that you have perceived a slight against suburban dwellers on the part of the reviewer and have strapped on your ninja swords and leapt to the attack, although by your own admission you live in an urban area. We get that, too. It may seem nonsensical and overly shrill to us, but we do get it.

That being said, could we perhaps move on with a minimum of vitriol? Or, if complete negativity is a must, can we move on to a new tangent? How about that time a Pajiba reviewer suggested kicking a child at the mall? Good times.

Posted by: Craig at May 24, 2006 6:53 PM

You may love Ben Folds (me) or you may hate Ben Folds (meg). But we have lost sight of the real issue here - the chance to discuss the scary electric blanket from "Brave Little Toaster" that gave me nightmares as a child.

Posted by: Adele at May 25, 2006 1:11 AM

oh no! I loved the electric blanket--he was so cute. the evil appliances who died after the circuit malfunction were the ones that creeped me out. can you believe I've actually seen the sequel to that movie? I still cant.

Posted by: xanth at May 25, 2006 1:59 AM

Oh my goodness. The Rock this Bitch, 3.6, the Jesusland, the Randy Newman fears. Clearly you are as much of a Ben Folds geek as I am, and that warms the cockles of my heart.

I will just roll around in my love here for a bit. It's so nice to see he still has other dork fans, even though no one plays Brick on the radio anymore.

And the movie? Sounds worth a watch.

Posted by: Erin at May 26, 2006 10:10 AM

I remember Ben Folds when there was Five.

Posted by: Metal Monkey at May 28, 2006 11:55 PM

i miss the five.

Posted by: kel at May 29, 2006 10:00 PM

I must admit that I'm over the whole animated animals thing, but Ben Folds involvement makes it seem almost worthwhile. But since I have tickets to see him in the upcoming months, I think I'll savour an hour and a half of Ben Folds live, rather than "Ben Folds: the soundtrack".

Posted by: Duff at June 3, 2006 12:31 AM

How is it, that every computer animated, frolicking animal story that comes out, causes grown adults to say, "I'm going to go see that!" You're not f**king 5 years old, who cares about the crappy, misplayed sexual innuendoes that go over every little Farnsworth's head. If you don't have children, and you want sexual innuendo, put down the Nemo video, and try inserting the Seymour Butts video. For Christ's sake, we'd all be hunted down and eaten by the cutesy, frolicking creatures, in real life, if we hadn't killed most of them off. Ball-less wonders!

Posted by: C.J. at June 7, 2006 5:40 PM

yeh ben folds rocks.....GO ADELAIDE

Posted by: ellen at June 8, 2006 12:49 AM

Ben Folds is awesome...

...until you have to clean up after 5 showings of Over the Hedge in a day, as movie theater ushers like myself are required to do. I know every word, and not in the good way.

Posted by: Sarah at June 11, 2006 12:34 PM

...was good until 'Cars' knocked it out of the park.

Posted by: jessica at June 20, 2006 4:43 PM

...was good until cars came

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