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Notorious / Brian Prisco

Film Reviews | January 19, 2009 | Comments (44)


Biopics rarely succeed. It’s hard to make the public genuinely care about a person’s life, especially when the story must be tethered by the restraints of true life events. Even when the person in question has led a long, fruitful and substantial life. What makes Notorious B.I.G.’s life tragic is not just how woefully short it was — Wallace died at 25 — but how depressingly ordinary it was. His story could have been summed up in a Behind the Music VH1 interspliced with an episode of Maury Povich. Notorious is well acted with some great performances, but there’s really nothing heady or captivating to the story. Much like Biggie’s music, what’s done is done well, but it’s not reinventing the genre so much as perpetuating it. There’s no doubt his life touched many people, especially those in the urban communities where he came from, but it changed nothing. That he was gunned down — potentially over a rap feud (no light is shone on the unsolved mystery) — didn’t stop violence in rap music. The game just kept on being played.

Christopher Wallace was the only child of a single immigrant mother who sent him to private school, tried to keep him under her skirts, and instilled in him the importance of an education. But Wallace was growing up in the reality of Brooklyn, so as he got older, he ditched school and started dealing. Rapping was just a side thing. He came out of prison, made a demo tape and got it in the hands of a young and hungry producer named Sean “Puffy” Combs. When things looked like they were going to fall through, Wallace turned back to drugs and almost got busted for gun possession. His friend took the rap because Wallace had the chance to make something of himself. In the three years his friend spent behind bars, and under the wing of Puffy, Wallace became a multi-millionaire rap artist. Less than two years later, he was dead.

In the great Lone Gunmen filing cabinet of public figures being assassinated, the murder file on Christopher “Biggie Smalls” Wallace wouldn’t be more than a few pages. Many musicians die in their prime, and their stories are full of just as much pathos and struggling to be heard, particularly the three-for-one special on Richie Valens, Buddy Holly, and The Big Bopper. Biggie wasn’t changing the face of music like John Lennon or Jimi Hendrix. His death wasn’t as shocking as Marvin Gaye getting popped at the hands of his insane father. Even with the killer never captured, Biggie Smalls’ death becomes a Jack Ruby-like footnote in the greater conspiracy surrounding the death (and depending on whom you believe, potential resurrection) of the far more charismatic and talented Tupac Shakur. If Wallace’s death had been the end to Source awards shootings for record contracts, it would be a story worth knowing. Yet, as Kurt Cobain’s Hemingway impression didn’t stop Elliot Smith from somberly stabbing himself to death or Michael Hutchens from swinging from a hotel noose, Wallace’s needless murder just became another depressing corpse in a long line of dead rappers.

If the story of Christopher Wallace had to be told, I’m glad it was at least in the hands of semi-competent director George Tillman, Jr., who was responsible for such tepidly adequate films as Soul Food and Men of Honor, as well as producing the Barbershop phenomenon. In the wake of “Oz” and “The Wire,” stories about prison life and drug dealing have become as sad and flaccid as Flavor Flav’s clock. Tillman wisely chooses to rush quickly through much of Wallace’s childhood and drug dealing to the meaty scraps left on this meager bone, namely, Wallace’s rap career and the subsequent women this gave him access to. Biggie Smalls had an appetite for the ladies. He was a father at 16 with a schoolgirl named Jan. He almost immediately ends up getting involved with a sexy department store salesgirl who has ambitions of a rap career and who Biggie Smalls crafts into Lil’ Kim. (More on that later.) While he’s building Lil’ Kim’s career, he meets another one of Puffy’s clients, the gospel belting Faith Evans, who he married days later and started a family with. After all of that, he’s still out popping groupies on the road. For a dude who’s O.P.P.’ed at least three different black women at the same time, he’s lucky he managed to live as long as he did.

The script by Reggie Rock Bythewood and Cheo Hodari Coker sounds like it was compiled from eating a bag of fortune cookies. It’s bland, stale, repetitive, basically consisting of bite-size slogans like “Before you change the world, you’ve got to change yourself.” Then again, if it were a Zack Snyder movie, a shirtless guy would be on a rooftop shouting them in the rain, so you take what you get. There are a number of great moments in the movie, hinging mostly on the excellent performances. Christopher Wallace, Jr. (Biggie’s actual son) plays him as a young nerdling, sort of a pleasant hybrid of Fat Albert and Ralphie from . Angela Bassett is transcendent as Wallace’s mother Voletta, and she could teach Halle Berry what a West Indian accent is supposed to sound like. While they’re relegated to mostly Angel and Devil in the script, Naturi Naughton as Lil Kim and Antonique Smith as Faith Evans kill their roles. Derek Luke’s Puffy Combs manages to seem like both a caricature and homage at the same time, with Combs’ L.L. Cool Bean sweaters and silk shirt fashion sense to his almost constant dance moves. Anthony Mackie puts forward a pretty decent Tupac, and so I hope his career continues to take off — maybe in something other than a movie about rappers trying to make it. And Jamal Woodard effortlessly portrays Biggie, but his heavy lifting is relegated to getting out of chairs. The script portrays him as kind of a bumbling potato who gasps his way from record studio to backseat blowjob to stage performance.

The movie is as decent as any musician biopic can be, essentially just telling the story. It makes a couple half-assed stabs at morality. For example, when Biggie’s visiting his baby’s mama’s daughter, he cancels his invitation to fuck with Lil’ Kim who he then calls a fucking bitch. He dandles his young girl on his knee and says, “Don’t ever let a man call you a bitch.” Then he goes home to his wife and other kid. The film takes absolutely no chances, basically presenting a slickly produced P. Diddy video, and just as devoid of story. If anything, the movie’s only real fault is that it takes the pro Puffy Combs/Faith Evans camp, essentially favoring their version of the story. (Which comes as no surprise since Combs was an executive producer on the film.) Faith Evans always struck me as the good one in the entire debacle, a nice girl with a pretty voice. In the film, while she’s not afraid to snatch the head of a girl who’s fucking her man, she manages to come off as classy and admirable. Combs is made out to be the only cool head in the rap world, wanting to rise above the entire West Coast/East Coast rap war and make money making music. It’s Suge Knight who’s briefly portrayed as taking the entire Tupac Shakur shooting (the first one — in the lobby of Bad Boy Records) and using it to make a record company off of a bicoastal rivalry. Tupac and Biggie were friends — Biggie admired him, and Tupac gave him career advice. But then paranoia and doublespeak started a war that got Tupac shot (a second time — fatally after a Vegas Tyson fight) and potentially got Biggie shot in retribution.

The person who takes it up the ass the hardest is Lil Kim. Lil Kim’s always bukakked with the reputation of being the nastiest bitch, the stripper who’s empowered by her sexuality because she can use her snappin’ pussy to get all the diamonds and the rings and the bling and have any dick she chooses. (Under ten inches — ENNNT — sorry.) In Notorious, she bangs Biggie and asks if he’s got a girlfriend later. Then, her entire rap persona is supposedly imagineered by Biggie, who says men don’t want to hear about gangsta chicks but rather want girls who’ll fuck them with the lyrics. He turns her into a whore, his whore, who turns petty and jealous when he marries the sainted Faith, and basically spends the rest of the movie like a jealous psycho starting fights and trouble. Of course, when Biggie died, Lil’ Kim went into an almost two year depression. Faith Evans and Puffy remixed a Police song and essentially lived off the fatted calf of Biggie’s corpse for the same period. So you do the math. Or don’t. Both Lil’ Kim and Faith Evans have memoir/tell-alls due out sometime in the coming year.

Notorious was a decent flick, but again, the story doesn’t shine any light on the tragedy of Biggie’s death. It doesn’t even propose a suggestion as to who might have killed him. The basic moral of the story is that shit happens, and he tried, but shit got him in the end. It’s a shame, but again, it just becomes another story in the sad history of popular music. It’s not a skin color thing, or a style of music thing, it’s just a terrible fact. Notorious isn’t going to open your eyes to the truth or even act as a deterrent. It’s just going to tell you the story you already knew.

Brian Prisco lives in a pina down by the mer-port of Burbank, by way of the cheesesteak-laden arteries of Philadelphia. When not traveling in and out of books to stay narrowly ahead of the pack of Cannonball Readers, he can be found on a Wii Fit staying narrowly ahead of a massive coronary infarction. He catches what floats down in the sewers of the comments section and burps it up for your amusement. Any and all grumblings can be directed to priscogospel at hotmail dot com. He steadfastly awaits the day when Mayor McCheese comes up for re-election so he can finally bust up the porkbellies of McTammany Hall.


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Comments

2Pac is way more talented than Biggie huh Prisco?

This is why you dont let bald white guys review the Biggie movie.

Posted by: dylanj at January 19, 2009 3:14 PM

I actually kind of like Lil' Kim (she crazy), but if I didn't I would still choose her side over Sean -Diddy I'd like to fuck the Puff out of you with a pitchfork and see who's Daddy then- Combs.

That man is liquid blergh!

Posted by: Pants at January 19, 2009 3:18 PM

I doubt if I'll go see this movie, I'm more of a Public Enemy and Beastie Boys fan. I'm just not that into gangsta rap.

Posted by: Pookie at January 19, 2009 3:19 PM

no rapper dead or alive can hold a candle to MC PeePants

Posted by: dylanj at January 19, 2009 3:23 PM

It's unfortunate that there isn't more to this movie, or perhaps more to B.I.G.'s life. Regardless I will see it as I am a fan. Baby! Baby!

Posted by: admin at January 19, 2009 3:23 PM

And Jamal Woodard effortlessly portrays Biggie, but his heavy lifting is relegated to getting out of chairs.

I almost choked on a Halls.

Glad to hear it's not terrible, but I had a feeling that it would be boring at best.

Posted by: jM at January 19, 2009 3:28 PM

This is why you dont let bald white guys review the Biggie movie

Yes, I'm sure no black people would ever agree with the statement that Tupac was the more talented of the two. Couldn't happen. Not possible.

Oh wait. In point of fact, miles of comment threads around the web have debated this issue, with scads of people supporting each side. Do you have that roster breakdown of who was black and who was white, because I'd love to see your evidence.

The idea that white people cannot appreciate and appropriately gauge the value of rap music or respective artists is equivalent to the idea that black people cannot appreciate and appropriately gauge the value of metal or punk. Both positions are utterly empty.

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at January 19, 2009 3:30 PM

I was in elementary school when this all happened, but it was an elementary school in Prince Georges County right outside DC that was heavily split between Tupac and Biggie fans. When both of these men died, there were some fights, a lot of kids making big pronouncements with childish fear in their eyes, and a lot of kids more convinced that the only way out of the life they had was music.

All I saw was that for all their efforts to get out of the life they had, two young talented men ended up shot the same way countless young black men without the fame and fortune end up shot everyday. And just like their less fortunate counterparts, both those murders are unsolved.

Sorry to be the downer, but if I want to hear about lives cut tragically short I'll pick up the Washington Post next time some reporter gets the idea to do an exposé on how many open murders there are in DC.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at January 19, 2009 3:31 PM

Oh Snap!

Posted by: admin at January 19, 2009 3:32 PM

Or maybe you were joking, ribbing the PrissyCo? I hope so.

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at January 19, 2009 3:32 PM

I wasn't really interested in this, but I was interested in Lil Kim's aspect. She mentioned a few days ago about how she was disgusted about her character portrayal in the movie, saying that there was little about any skill and talent of hers, but just a slutty caricature. What bothered me was the response of Voletta Wallace's & Biggie's producer: they didn't care about that because this was Biggie's movie, not Lil Kim's.

I'm not a fan of Lil Kim, but I can understand her being pissed off about that; if they're knowingly butchering her character for the sake of making Biggie look better.

Posted by: Brie at January 19, 2009 3:32 PM

I would say I was half joking but I wont say which half.

Posted by: dylanj at January 19, 2009 3:39 PM

Meh. Neither of them are fit to sniff Rakim's farts.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 19, 2009 3:46 PM

I cannot comment further until Pookie shows up to tell me what my opinion should be.

Posted by: Clee Shay at January 19, 2009 3:49 PM

Having empathy or sympathizing with a person is one thing rikkitikkitavi, but being able to fully appreciate what a rapper is saying when he talks about growing up in a war zone and feeling hopeless is another thing.

I think you misunderstood what dylanji was saying, you took it as something racial, but it wasn't racial at all.

Posted by: Pookie at January 19, 2009 3:52 PM

This is why you dont let bald white guys review the Biggie movie.

Um, it's at least a little racial, isn't it Pookie? Since it sort of implies that a person of a certain RACIAL persuasion is unfit to review the movie? Right??

Also, Biggie was aight, but I always preferred Pac. And I think Lil Kim's beef is legitimate. Just because it's not her movie doesn't mean it's okay to play fast and loose with her professional and personal reputation.

Posted by: Clee Shay at January 19, 2009 3:58 PM

honestly, I was just taking a a jab at Prisco for shits and giggles. However I do think that saying 2Pac was "clearly" more talented is arbitrary and that Brian Prisco from Pajiba is hardly the person to solve that debate.

Also, Prisco is bald and white and thats the part I was NOT joking about.

Posted by: dylanj at January 19, 2009 4:04 PM

I'm so glad someone else doesn't like biopics.

Posted by: kelsy at January 19, 2009 4:06 PM

Having empathy or sympathizing with a person is one thing rikkitikkitavi, but being able to fully appreciate what a rapper is saying when he talks about growing up in a war zone and feeling hopeless is another thing.

And for the sake of argument I kind of agree with what Pookie is saying here as well.

Posted by: dylanj at January 19, 2009 4:06 PM

Clee Shay I disagree with your comments about lil Kim. It was totally within the director's right to play fast and loose with Kim's professional and personal reputation when she chooses to walk around butt-booty naked ass out. And that is the opinion you should have.

Posted by: Pookie at January 19, 2009 4:06 PM

This dude wasn't gunned down, assassinated or cut in his prime, he was a scumbag who rode around with scumbags. To quote Chris Rock:

Nigga got shot.

end. of story.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 19, 2009 4:31 PM

Aw snap. Now you've done it.

*deep breath*

If a sister wants to walk around "butt booty naked ass out", that's her prerogative. It doesn't qualify as tacit approval for a film that purports itself to be based on actual events and people to distort her character in order to make Biggie seem like a better person than the womanizing drug addict who happened to turn a good rhyme. Motherfucker used women like tissues and sold drugs to his own people. Then he proved the old addage that 'you can take a man out the hood, but you can't take the hood out the man', and got his fat ass shot, leaving behind a widow and three dozen kids with various baby-mommas.

You'll have to forgive me if I take issue with that.

Posted by: Clee Shay at January 19, 2009 4:45 PM

Drug DEALER, not addict. Womanizing drug dealer. I hate when a rant is ruined by my slow-ass brain function.

Posted by: Clee Shay at January 19, 2009 4:55 PM

I was supposed to sneak Gin and Juice into the movie theater and watch this with my decidedly caucasian roommate but I guess these type of movies don't make it out to White Haven.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 19, 2009 4:55 PM

The reviewer made a throwaway statement about Marvin Gaye being shot by an insane father. Although Gaye was a sensational musician and made a lot of politically-themed songs that he really does not get credit for, he was far from a victim.

For background information on just how sordid and crazy Gaye was, I recommend taking a gander at http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/notorious_murders/celebrity/marvin_gaye/

On an unrelated book, I wrote a book of haiku poetry called, What A Difference A Haiku Makes: A Book of Haiku, so I recommend also visiting www.davidshaiku.com for more info on said book.

Who says you can't inform while also shamelessly plugging?

Posted by: davethewriter at January 19, 2009 4:56 PM

"....It doesn't qualify as tacit approval for a film that purports itself to be based on actual events and people to distort her character in order to make Biggie seem like a better person than the womanizing drug addict who happened to turn a good rhyme...."

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I totally agree with the last part. As for Lil' Kim, you KNOW you are talking about Lil' Kim? Right?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 19, 2009 4:58 PM

Shameless plug haiku
with not one haiku in sight
lame dude, super lame

Posted by: stipe42 at January 19, 2009 5:05 PM

Oh, I know Lil Kim. I've seen Diana Ross jiggle her bare titty, fer cryin out loud. But seriously? You don't get to rape her reputation just cause she dresses like a prostitute. Especially when you also portray Biggie like some kind of 'aw, shucks marshmallow' in the same damn movie.

That shit is sexualist.

Posted by: Clee Shay at January 19, 2009 5:06 PM

"You don't get to rape her reputation just cause she dresses like a prostitute.."

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Now that's the whole point, isn't it? You don't run around "like a prostitute" and putting out 'tude and a whole baddest/nastiest bitch "persona" without developing a REPUTATION for being exactly that.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 19, 2009 5:11 PM

ding ding ding! And BS takes home the win.

If you want to be famous for sucking Biggie's dick, boasting about it on record, creating an entire persona around sucking dick and marketing it for over a decade and becoming wealthy from it you can't bitch about being portrayed as a dick loving woman coattail rider on film.

Posted by: dylanj at January 19, 2009 5:17 PM

Except that the idea of this film is to shine a light on the lives behind the music, so to speak. In which case, don't the filmmakers have a responsibility to be honest in their depictions? But, again, this film was funded by Mama Biggie and Sean "Huge Fuckin Ego" Combs, and I imagine with the cooperation of Faith Evans, who no doubt is no fan of Lil Kim.

Please do not misunderstand, I don't think Lil Kim is doing the feminist movement any favors, but are we not, in this day and age, in a place where we can separate the persona from the person? Or do we only do that for men and Erin Brokovich?

Posted by: Clee Shay at January 19, 2009 5:21 PM

"For a dude who's O.P.P.'ed at least three different black women at the same time, he's lucky he managed to live as long as he did."

But it's Tyler Perry who is racist, right? Or is saying black women are prone to killing a philandering boyfriend not racist?

Posted by: Rick at January 19, 2009 5:21 PM

"far more charismatic and talented Tupac Shakur"

"Far" more? I'll give you charismatic (Tupac was a lot better looking and was a more commanding presence screen-wise), but "far more talented"? I think that's pretty debatable.

Two fucked-up dudes (neither of them even close to angels) cut down in their primes. Very, very sad. A joint biopic would've been kind of cool.

Posted by: samantha t at January 19, 2009 5:34 PM

Aaaaaand happy Martin Luther King Day.

Posted by: Hayden Tompkins at January 19, 2009 5:40 PM

Clearly Prisco posted this review today to throw gasoline on the broiling West Coast vs. East Coast inferno raging over in the Daily Round up.

Posted by: stipe42 at January 19, 2009 5:50 PM

If Kim wants to complain about the perceived slight that may or my not have happened, fine. But if I'm the Eastern Regional Director of NOW, I would be hard pressed in finding a reason to shoot my load defending her "Honor" after she let Biggie go balls deep on her.

Posted by: Pookie at January 19, 2009 6:04 PM

So are we saying it was Lil Lim's persona that committed a crime and went to jail, not the actual person Lil Kim?

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 19, 2009 6:43 PM

If you listen to "Juicy" then you'll understand why the man was dealing--to feed his daughter...well, whatever, I have not seen the film but I'd find it hard to be sympathetic toward an indvidual who was supposedly smart but took the easy way out and sold drugs to his own people. Then grew up and embraced the materialstic, womanizing hip-hop lifestyle...maybe I don't know where the man came from or why he was the way he was, but I'm not too interested in seeing a movie about it. Biggie's death is no more tragic than any other rap/rock star in his/her prime or out of it.

Posted by: stryker1121 at January 19, 2009 8:04 PM

Sp I've actually seen the movie (I'm assuming most, if not all of you, have not) and Biggie Smalls was definitely NOT portrayed as a huggie bear, sweet, soft kind of guy. He had that aspect to his personality, sure. Most people have a kind side.

But they also showed him as irresponsible, cruel, money-hungry and a general asshole to some people.

Do any of you personally know Lil Kim? Because if you do not know her personally, then you have no idea of what her personality is really like. In the film she's portrayed as really loving Biggie and being heartbroken when she realizes that he doesn't love her and thinks of her as a whore.

Stop basing your judgments on a film review that is actually not that accurate.

Posted by: NotBlonde at January 19, 2009 8:46 PM

Pookie, I am kinda confused... I though Lil Kim would be right up your alley. Or up her alley...

Posted by: Seraf at January 19, 2009 10:46 PM

Nigga got shot.

You don't run around "like a prostitute" and putting out 'tude and a whole baddest/nastiest bitch "persona" without developing a REPUTATION for being exactly that.

Dammit, do you know how much it irritates me to agree with BarbadoSlim? This is not good for my stress levels.

But it's Tyler Perry who is racist, right? Or is saying black women are prone to killing a philandering boyfriend not racist?

Oh no, that part is definitely true. In fact, what woman of any race wouldn't try to kill a cheating significant other? I mean, given some form of gender freedom and a decent lawyer. Even then, I suspect many an al-Qaeda member "unintentionally" ended up on the suicide bomber shortlist because they got a little ullalalalalaalaaa on the side.

And it would be just as racist for the black guy to be a rapper, drug dealer, and a serial cheater with several children by different women, right?

Posted by: Vermillion at January 20, 2009 12:53 AM

A little late to the party, but I just wanted to say that I hope NOW Diddy of Piddy of Fuckity or however he's calling himself these days will stop milking Biggie's corpse for every last penny he can extract out of it. Dude seriously needs to STOP.

Posted by: figgy at January 20, 2009 2:00 AM

GONG!

Me an' Pookie got the same taste in rap? Well I'll be gosh darned.

Posted by: replica at January 20, 2009 2:39 AM

Personally, I think if Prisco had hair, he'd be a huge joaquin phoenix fan. just saying.

Posted by: Todd at January 20, 2009 11:37 AM





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