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Night of the Living Dead / Agent Bedhead

Film Reviews | January 23, 2008 | Comments (77)


Like many theatergoers, I have an unnatural fascination with films involving the undead. In particular, zombies and vampires sink their relative hooks into me for very different reasons. In the cinematic realm, both of these forms of humanoid monsters possess the ability to “turn” other humans by biting them, but (with exceptions duly noted) that’s the end of the mutual road for vampires and zombies. On an obvious note, vampires are often portrayed as alluring and seductive, while zombies are generally regarded as rather disgusting and not at all attractive … sort of like that freak staring at you right now … sucker. Vampires are shapeshifters and possess supernatural characteristics, while zombies appear as distinctly unreal but still disconcertingly human creatures. Vampires must feed and require the nourishment of human blood but are often intelligent, calculating, and able to choose whether to turn a victim or mercilessly kill them. By contrast, zombies lack thought process, act indiscriminately, and seem to kill for no apparent reason since they don’t need human flesh to survive. Vampires are often portrayed as coexisting within cities with humans, but people could not coexist near a zombie, who would most certainly attack and “turn” any nearby human in due time. Of course, the prospect of becoming a zombie — neither alive nor dead and eternally doomed walk the earth without rest — sounds far worse than whatever fate vampires have to offer us. Perhaps the most terrifying aspects of a zombie attack include their ability to quickly multiply and our inability to cope with an enemy so vast and unrelenting. No wonder the word “zombie” has become frequently mentioned alongside “apocalypse” and other such doomsday notions.

In 1968, director George A. Romero co-wrote a little horror flick with John A. Russo. To save money, he used the film’s investors to fill most of the roles. A local butcher supplied the requisite guts as well as a small cash investment in the film itself, and chocolate syrup was substituted for blood. Shot on a $114,000 budget, the film is minimalistic in its approach, but this only adds to the disturbing “home movie” effect upon viewers. Night of the Living Dead wasn’t the first zombie flick, but it stands as the most influential zombie film ever created. Notwithstanding Romero’s own sequels, his version of zombies have spawned countless video games, comic books, novels, and films. In recent years, the zombie template has morphed somewhat into a disease of biological infestation with 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, and the Resident Evil series. Various degrees of homage to the Romero zombie occur within Planet Terror and Shaun of the Dead. Yet the prevailing modern view of zombies view is, of course, the Romero version of the zombie — a flesh-hungry creature that rises from the dead to gluttonize upon humanity.

Ironically, Night of the Living Dead never uses the word “zombie,” but as Romero played upon the fear of the unknown, his characters categorize the zombies as “ghouls” or “those things.” In the film, an unknown phenomenon results in recently dead persons to inexplicably rise and walk again. These creatures no longer have human minds, and the actual cause of this “disease” remains mysterious. This omission fuels the fear of the unknown, as does the fact that the ghouls appear decidedly and frighteningly human. In addition, Romero’s handheld camera, bad lighting, banal language, and horrifying(-ly awful) score, contribute to the real-time unfolding of the terror. These elements have, in recent times, crawled out of the zombie sub-genre into many other types of horror films, but no film has ever managed to capture this vibe quite so well.

In Night of the Living Dead, Barbra (Judith O’Dea) visits her father’s grave with her brother, Johnny (Russell Streiner), who expresses his disrespect for the dead by grumbling about the inconvenience of this trip. As a large man lumbers towards them, Johnny cracks a joke at the expense of his sister’s childhood fear of cemeteries: “They’re coming to get you, Barbra!” Moments later, Johnny is dead, and Barbra, without her supposed hero, manages to escape to an abandoned farmhouse. Although the phone doesn’t work, the home does contain other refugees, including the sane, practical Ben (Duane Jones), who quickly commences to reinforce the house as much as possible. In addition, a couple named Tom and Judy, as well as the Cooper family (including a child bitten by a zombie), are hiding out in the cellar. None of the acting performances are exactly stellar, but this apparent flaw only reinforces the realness of the people involved in the crisis. In fact, we can identify all too well with these characters, and their confusion and fear about what the hell is happening transfers to the audience’s fear of the unknown. Intermittent radio reports are the closest we ever get to a semi-reliable narrator who can explain the unknown terror facing this group of people:

It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder.

Further media reports attribute the outbreak to “mysterious radiation” from one of the Earth’s space probes. Of course, none of this information does any immediate good for these survivors, for they soon realize that no help is on the way. Fortunately, Ben figures out that zombies can be repelled by fire or stopped by destroying the brain with an axe. In their slow-moving, individual capacity, these zombies prove to be manageable, but these presence of the ghouls quickly transforms into an unrelenting mob. As the group remains barricaded inside the house, the more volatile suspense results from the interaction of the human characters. In time, their fear, ignorance, and paranoia pulls them apart and functions as the true danger to the humans’ lives. As night descends, the silence within the house torments these characters, and the suspense is almost unbearable. Sure, there are authentically shocking moments when hands bust through walls, and the Cooper daughter turns into a zombie with truly horrifying results upon the lives of her parents. Yet the external threat of the zombies pales in comparison to the internal conflicts within the group of survivors. The story’s ending is clinical, brutal, and fittingly nihilistic, and Romero worked a damn fine paradigm shift in this cheap little horror flick.

Over the decades since Night of the Living Dead hit theaters, many critics have spent countless words of interpretation upon this film. While Romero has denied any conscious application of political, racial, or other allegory at work within this particular flick, this claustrophobic story holds clear warnings that humanity has yet to heed. Current and future generations will likely attribute many faces to the terrifying and inexplicable “other” represented within this movie, but the greatest enemy within a so-called zombie apocalypse are the humans within.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and, quite like a zombie, shows up often and without reason at agentbedhead.com.


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Comments

My buddy at work and fellow horror movie fan was so astounded earlier this week that I had never seen this movie that he almost bludgeoned me with my scanner.

Posted by: Julie at January 23, 2008 12:38 PM

Manomanoman, I LOVE me some zombies. This flick was fantastic - I remember I saw it when I was around fourteen, and the low-budget, the score, the complete and utter lack of any budget made it more real then anything else... And the little girl in the basement? Holy Shiva!

And, while I'm kinda blah on zombie flicks nowadays, the idea of "fast" zombies, the running ones, added a whole new level of crap-my-pants freakouts.

Vampires can suck it. Zombies are numero uno in my book...

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at January 23, 2008 12:39 PM

To this day if anyone says in that singsong voice "They're coming to get you Barbara.." I want to go hide in a closet!
First horror movie I ever saw and still the scariest!

Posted by: trixie at January 23, 2008 12:40 PM

I love this movie so much. SO much. As much as I adore zombie movies, this one will never be topped. Great review, except: As night descends, the silence within the house feeds torments these characters.. I think there's an extra word in there?

But otherwise, I enjoyed the review. And I'm glad you mentioned the other metaphors and ideas that, despite Romeros' protestations to the contrary, are obviously there.

Duly noted and corrected! - AB

Posted by: TK at January 23, 2008 12:57 PM

perfect choice for "classic." still creeps me out, as I think it captures the "is this really happening?" suspense that many other zombie movies skip over....

Posted by: b_g at January 23, 2008 12:59 PM

This is one of those movies I wish I could see fresh, without the influence of all the later zombie movies already in my head. I didn't end up seeing the damn thing until about three years ago, and regrettably, the cheese factor was rather high in comparison with more recent fare. That said, it still had great tension and a sense of underlying dread, and the ending shocked the hell out of me.

BTW, the link from the title on the main page isn't working--you can only get here by clicking on the comments.

Posted by: llism at January 23, 2008 1:23 PM

Oops! Fixed now.

Posted by: llism at January 23, 2008 1:25 PM

I was looking forward to this review all week, and boy am I let down. Did that first paragraph seem pointless to anyone else?

And TK, the 'other metaphors and ideas' were mentioned, but only mentioned and not even remotely explored.

le sigh.

Posted by: ian at January 23, 2008 1:27 PM

I was nine or ten when my mom, an avid horror film lover, rented this for me, saying "I think you're old enough".

Understatement of the century. I both was horrified and completely entranced. I had nightmares that persist to this day (the truck crash + intestines scene).

Also, the race theme. Even as a little girl in Austin, but with family in the very different Southern world of East Texas, the end of this movie was severely painful on a white guilt level.

Posted by: courtney at January 23, 2008 1:33 PM

I remember watching a trilogy of old "bad" horror movies with my friend one night, Night of the Living Dead was by far my favorite. Like Ilism, I laughed through quiet a bit of it, gripped with fear only here and there, but the ending was so damn brilliant, anyone who has seen it, who knows it, remembers it with perfect detail because true great storytelling transcends any special effects recent directors could throw at us.

Posted by: Maria at January 23, 2008 1:35 PM

I just watched Shaun of the Dead again this weekend and loved it. So I'll of course love this one. I've only seen it in 30 seconds reenacted by bunnies!

Posted by: Kamakazi Feminist at January 23, 2008 1:36 PM

BRAINS!

Posted by: Withnail at January 23, 2008 1:38 PM

I saw this movie on AMC about two years ago and watched it because 1) I live zombie movies and 2) I'd heard so much about it. The farmhouse device and the idea that the people in it were just as frightening as the things outside it created an unbelievable amount of tension. I will admit that the ending pissed me off, realistic as it was. XD

Posted by: Skeggjold at January 23, 2008 1:40 PM

I do love zombie movies, zombie books, zombie comics, zombie board games, zombie role-playing games, zombie video games, all of it.

In college, my friends and I would spend hours mapping out "zombia apocalypse" plans. We've even discussed such plans since we all moved on. It's a little harder now with everyone spread out, but we have a distinct advantage, since one of our friends is a medical examiner in Manhattan. He's our canary in the coal mine. Assuming he can make the call after he's bit(he understands his roll and has accepted his fate), we should have a good several hours 'head start' on pretty much everyone else.

Anyway...

The first time I ever heard the story of Night of the Living Dead was during a sleepover. I had a friend of mine spend the night when I was about 6 or 7. He was 3 years older. He had seen the movie and told it like a ghost story. I still remember being scared during the telling of the tale and sad about Ben's final fate. I ended up seeing it several years later and it didn't disappoint.

I've been glad to see "zombie" films having a bit of a renaissance of late, though I agree Skittmus, fast zombies are terrifying. I'd be pretty much be willing to give a slow zombie apocalypse a go, but if they were fast zombies? It'd be sleeping pills and a bottle of vodka...

I love Romeo's Dawn of the Dead. I like Day of The Dead well enough, though I must admit, I hated Land of the Dead. It angered me on many levels.

Posted by: Ajax19 at January 23, 2008 1:50 PM

Ian: le sigh

Le lame comment.

Posted by: Flea at January 23, 2008 1:54 PM

Very minimalistic. Very sparse. Very, very creepy.

Zombies combine our fascination with death with our disgust at cannibalism. Their near-invicibility and single-minded drive only make them scarier.

And Romero tapped into all that and mixed it with our fears of how brutal, viscious and dangerous our friends and neighbors can be when confronted with life-or-death situations.

Side note: read Max Brooks' World War Z. It depicts the zombie apocalypse from the POV of its survivors. It is scary and disturbing (the feral girl chapter or the Downed Pilot chapter would be tremendous episodes of a series) while also being funny.

Just remember: The zombie apocalypse is always around the corner. Be ready to run faster than everyone else!

Posted by: Fredo at January 23, 2008 1:59 PM

I love me some zombies, but I like 28 Days Later the best. Fast zombies that work in packs, JESUS CHRIST!

But still, I love the race theme in Night of the Living Dead. Ben is the smartest human in the group, and he stays around for the movie. He has to be one of my favorite protagonists in any horror flick. He was smart and prepared himself against the living dead- thought out plans and all that jazz. Now-and-days all you get is some blubbering idiot that runs down the street with no where to go while being chased by a guy with an ax. Ben is the man.

Also, Courtney where your family from? Mi casa es en Tyler.

ps. THE ENDING was written by God.

Posted by: Emily at January 23, 2008 2:02 PM

Julie.... For shame!!!!! Movie night!!

Posted by: PissBoy at January 23, 2008 2:03 PM

Just remember: The zombie apocalypse is always around the corner. Be ready to run faster than everyone else!

God I hope not. I've been having recurring dreams about zombies for as long as I can remember.

In one of them, I'm in a town, somewhere, and everything is fine--for now--but there's that sense of looming terror in the air. Then, just. that. one person. starts. to. change. And somehow, I'm the only one who recognizes his peculiar behavior, subtle twitching, and strange gait, until he's a full-on flesh-chomper who starts noshing on everything in his path. The whole town starts to be converted over to zombiedom, and I'm racing to get to someone's house to warn them (I don't know who this person is) but the preparations are too late. So I get in my car (my pets, thankfully, don't factor into the dream and so don't have to be rescued), which of course only has a squidge of gas, and try to get the fuck out of Dodge, but I can see the entire landscape changing behind me into a squirming mass of grey-skinned walking corpses.

There's another version where I get trapped in a basement with a bunch of them, and I can't get out.

Yeah, I'm sure I'm perfectly healthy, psychologically. :-)

Posted by: llism at January 23, 2008 2:08 PM

Bedhead:

I love this movie; I love your review.

But FOR GOD'S SAKE, you need to get a proofreader!

Posted by: Jerce at January 23, 2008 2:10 PM

Emily:

Tyler as well. Dad went to JT, Mom to Lee.

Courtney

Posted by: courtney at January 23, 2008 2:11 PM

:sighs happily:

I love zombie movies. Any zombie movies. I will watch any movie with zombies in it. Doesn't matter how bad or trite said film is, there's something about the apocalyptic nature of the dead rising from their graves to get mindless revenge on the living that appeals to me.

Go figure.

Posted by: Smokin at January 23, 2008 2:15 PM

Pissboy: Hell yes! Man, classics week is turning into one big shame spiral for me.

Posted by: Julie at January 23, 2008 2:26 PM

AwesomeAwesome Courtney. My dad went to JT too, haha about the JT and Lee love considering how big of rivals they are. I graduated from Chapel Hill though. Always great to see some Tylerites (or people with connect to Tyler).

Emily

Posted by: Emily at January 23, 2008 2:31 PM

I love zombie movies, and it all started with this one. I moved to Pittsburgh with my ex-husband, and was suitably awed when we used to shop at the Monroeville Mall (site of the original Dawn of the Dead). I fell in love with both Shawn and Ed. I was terrified along with Jim & Selena in 28 Days Later (not so much in 28 Weeks Later). Hell, I was even glad to see Pittsburgh decimated and Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright as zombies..but it all started here. Simple. Cheap. Terrifying.

Posted by: dammitjanet at January 23, 2008 2:31 PM

This was the first horror movie I had ever seen in a theater, and even after being raised on some rather grisly Saturday afternoon monster movies, a packed audience of junior high students screaming in unison really knocked this movie out of the ballpark for me.

Next would have to be "The Exorcist" seen at the drive-in (remember those? God, I'm old!) when I was in high school. I was sure someone (anyone!) walking past the car was Satanic and was going to kill me.

Ah, the good old days!

Posted by: Trilbynhiss at January 23, 2008 2:37 PM

I also have a profound love for zombie flicks, but I really don't enjoy the "running zombie". It just doesn't jive with me. But then, zombies should also be stronger (almost retard strong)then they were while living. That and the central nervous systems of the dead shouldn't work at all which would preclude running and walking, but we don't know what malevolent being may be operating a zombie, so that could provide it with means for locomotion. Perhaps I am biased but when I hear zombies, I immediately reach for my mace or morning star and roll for initiative.

Posted by: ScarletKnight at January 23, 2008 2:46 PM

Personally, I think that the fear of the zombie is derived from fear of communicable disease. It's our last great predator (outside of our own damn selves). Disease turns your neighbor automatically into a potential enemy and someone to avoid.

While Romero may calim no political or social overtones were implied with the first of the Dead flicks, he has certainly since tried to jam meaning into the subsequent ones. This has always caught in my craw a bit. I want the man to make creepy ass movies, not be the Michael Moore of horror.

To this day, I can't watch this movie in one sitting. I have to cut it off for a bit or take lots of bathroom breaks. And I am a zombie Fanatic. Romero captured what often makes a horror movie the scariest: low-fi production values. For some reason, those shoestring budgeted films scare the beejebus out of me. AB nailed this phenomenon with "the film is minimalistic in its approach, but this only adds to the disturbing "home movie" effect upon viewers."

"Night of the Living Dead", "Evil Dead", the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre", even portions of "Blair Witch" scare the living fire out of me because the bargain basement production values, bad dialogue, and low rent acting combine to produce a trippy cinéma-vérité effect. That grainy 20-second video was probably the creepiest thing about "The Ring", and while normally vampire movies swing more on the side of lame than scary, Abel Ferrara's "The Addiction" kept me up at night. And that movie looked like it was filmed on a kid's toy camera.

I wish more horror filmmakers would stop trying to elicit scares with buckets of gore (Nothing bad with gore really, it's just not scary.) and slick production values. All of those thins only add to the sensation that you are only watching a movie and not experiencing a horrific event.

Despite being well-prepared for the impending zombie apocalypse, George Romero's little movie still makes my skin crawl. And it also makes me want to check my weapons stash.

When, not if people.

Posted by: Alabamapink at January 23, 2008 2:50 PM

dammitjanet, I'm a yinzer born and bred who grew up a few miles from Evans City Cemetery. I didn't see the movie until I was older, but every drive down Franklin Road came with my old man's commentary: "This is the bridge," (alas, it's been replaced) "That's the cemetery." He loved him some George Romero. The film definitely didn't disappoint me, and when I made a few visits to ECC for various events a little later in life, I got the creeps like none other. I think certain parts of NOTLD and Romero will live forever for people in the region, particularly those who shop at Monroeville Mall (everyone knows at least one person who knows someone who was an extra in Dawn) or live in southern Butler County.

Posted by: psk984 at January 23, 2008 3:07 PM

What a shit-ass review. You would think that a series on the classic films of the 60's, with an entry on the first (major) zombie film to hit the theaters and really fighten people and get stuck in our emotional and subconscious chaw, would at least make an effort to understand what about zombies are frightening, and why, 40 years later, this very modern monster has stayed with us and continues to frighten us.

No, what we get is the reviewer's version of bad 80's stand up comedy. (Black folks are like this, but white folks are like this). Vampires are like this, but zombies are like this.

But the reviewer never delves into the why - and what made the whole affair so terrifying.

The Vampire is a very 19th century monster. As is the Werewolf and the Frankenstien monstr. The Vampire, couched in Freudian neuroses, is all about sex and the fear of female sexuality. What with the penetrating flesh and teeth as phallic symbols. The Werewolf - man's relationship with the beast (though recent movies have adopted it as a screed for female empowerment) and the Frankenstein monster is all about the faustian drive for knowledge, and how the persuit of science makes us lose the search for God.

All very 19th century ideas. So why is the zombie the perfect monster for the 20th/21st century. Why this monster? Why now?

The Zombie is us.

The Zombie as myth and monster has stuck with us from the last half of the 20th century until now because the rise of the modern city, where people are packed in like sardines yet are more alone than ever, has made us crave yet fear the other person, the group, and the mob.

The fight against the zombie is the individual fighting against the society, clinging to the anacronistic belief that a single person still has real worth in this day and age. The fight against the zombie is the fight to retain our soul.

This is why the end of Night of the Living Dead is as powerful as he is - after surviving the night, our hero, the lone black man, is murdered by the lynch mob who fail to see his individuality and only assign him the most basic criteria for identity. Zombie. Negro. In their eyes, there is little difference.

It is in the city that zombie movies triumph. The streets of London of 28 Days Later. The mall of Dawn of the Dead. The Highways of Los Angeles of the Night of the Comet. The dense surburban hell of Shaun of the Dead.

When we lose our need to be around others, when we start to learn again to rely on the land, on ourselves, to grow our own food and create our own energy and rely less on the conveniences of modern society, when we are less scared by the break down of institutions, of police, of firement, of world banks and oil pipelines -

when we stop being modern men, is the day that we stop being scared of the zombie.

Posted by: Withnail at January 23, 2008 3:17 PM

It just occurred to me that I embarrassed myself as an Ugly American at the last zombie movie I saw in the theater, which was "28 Days Later".

I was in a mall movie theater in Denton, Texas, with a friend from Taylor, Texas, and dumbly turned to him as the credits rolled and said "Why didn't they ever just get some guns?"

His reply, "Courtney, it wasn't set in America."

Makes me realize that when the zombies do come, I want to be living in the good ole U. S. of A., where I can take my ass to Wal-Mart and repay the apocalypse in kind. "When, not if", to quote Alabamapink, we can all be thankful for that.

Posted by: courtney at January 23, 2008 3:20 PM

Zombies I can take or leave. Gimme vampires any day! If I'm going to be eaten/drained by some supernatural creature, let it at least be a pretty one.

That being said, I loooove/hate (because it scared me big time) this movie.

Posted by: tt_marie at January 23, 2008 3:21 PM

I saw this. And never was the same again. Vampire? Whatever. Werewolf? Sliver cap in that ass.

But a zombie rising? Fuck that.

Do you know how long it took me to even BEAT the first Resident Evil game? Five years since the day I bought it from the bargain bin. I can't even get past the first day on Dead Rising because the bastards scare me too damn much! I bought that "Zombie Survival Guide" on a lark, but never got past Chapter 5, it freaked me out too much. And it all comes back to this fucking movie.

Fuck this movie. Fuck Romero. Fuck those stupid zombies. And kindly fuck you for making me relive my terror.

Fuck! Now I am going to be thinking about them all day. Fuck!!!!!!

Posted by: Vermillion at January 23, 2008 3:21 PM

FUCK!!!!!!

Posted by: Vermillion at January 23, 2008 3:25 PM

Withnail: Perhaps you might not want to SPOIL THE ENDING FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN IT?

Also, your criticisms work better when you're not being rude and/or sanctimonious.

Posted by: TK at January 23, 2008 3:33 PM

Well said, Alabama and ScarletKnight, I too prefer the "slow" zombies to the types you see in 28 Days later or Resident Evil. I think they're scarier for the same reason Alabama posits above, that they're unrelenting, and they may move slowly but can spread insanely like a communicable disease. You'd think you could run right past them to escape, but everywhere you go, there is no escape. That to me is infinitely creepier than the other types that amount to a crazed cokehead with a hunger for human flesh. And really, what's so scary about Lindsay Lohan?

Oh..oh Im sorry.

Posted by: MG at January 23, 2008 3:39 PM

I love me some Night of the Living Dead. Unfortunately, my zombie love affair is not shared by my better half. I plead with her to read Max Brooks Zombie Survival Guide in which he reminds us not if, but when. She may scoff at the survival pack ready to go at the front door, but when the Ghouls come and that bitch starts to slow me down, I'm sorry baby but it's time for us to break up.

Posted by: Dexter Morgan at January 23, 2008 4:20 PM

Sorry for the zillionth post, but as a huge NOTLD fan and a huge Scissor Sisters fan, it would be remiss if I did not post this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68L1HyRdoVs

God Bless YouTube.

Posted by: courtney at January 23, 2008 4:22 PM

They know we're in here now.

Posted by: Dexter Morgan at January 23, 2008 4:26 PM

Good times, courtney. From this huge Night of the Living Dead AND huge Scissor Sisters fan. It's one of my favorite songs off "Ta-Dah".

Posted by: Alabamapink at January 23, 2008 4:33 PM

Agent Bedhead: Another Leonard Cohen lyric reference? I'm your bitch forever just for that.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 23, 2008 4:49 PM

Two hours later, safe at home: Still thinking aout them damn zombies.

FUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

And screw you, Alabamapink!!! She knows what she did!!!

Posted by: Vermillion at January 23, 2008 5:40 PM

mmmm.... Vermillion brains...

scratch, scratch, scratch

Hey, um, Vermillion - did you hear something? It sounded like...

Posted by: TK at January 23, 2008 6:14 PM

And fuck you too, TK!!!!! Gaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

Posted by: Vermillion at January 23, 2008 6:21 PM

Shuffle, shuffle... Groan

Posted by: Dexter Morgan at January 23, 2008 6:23 PM

I'll accept the criticism of the tone of my comment - but are you really gonna take me to task for spoiling the ending of a 40 year old movie?

Posted by: Withnail at January 23, 2008 6:27 PM

I'll accept the criticism of the tone of my comment - but are you really gonna take me to task for spoiling the ending of a 40 year old movie?

Posted by: Withnail at January 23, 2008 6:27 PM


Um, yes... Does it matter how old the film is if you have never seen it?

Posted by: Dexter Morgan at January 23, 2008 7:01 PM

Especially since several posters before you specifically said that they hadn't seen it.

BUT, that aside, I appreciate the response, Withnail, and... whoa... I feel a little weird.

Hey... oof.. hey, Vermillion... can you take a look at this bite on my arm? It's oozing a little, and it's starting to feel funny.

Is anyone else hungry?

Posted by: TK at January 23, 2008 7:41 PM

I know you're in here Vermillion, because I can smell your brain. Let me EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAIIIIIINS!

Posted by: Dexter Morgan at January 23, 2008 7:57 PM

Hey TK, if you hop on 95 South now, pick me up along the way, we could be taking a big juicy bite out of a Georgia peach by morning.

*Lips smacking*

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

braaaaiiiinsssss

Posted by: Alabamapink at January 23, 2008 8:06 PM

I love love LOVE this movie.
And it still always gets me. One day I was watching it around lunchtime in my bright sunny apartment,
and the postman knocked on my door and I nearly fouled my trousers.

Posted by: Loob at January 23, 2008 8:22 PM

SHUT UP!!!!

I hate you people. You suck. So much.

A thousand years of Uwe Boll upon all of your heads!

Posted by: Vermillion at January 23, 2008 8:32 PM

For those of you who mentioned Max Brooks (That man is my hero.) and zombie fans in general, check out Robert Kirkman's "The Walking Dead" comic book series. You can get them in hardback compilations; he's up to Book Three now. The narrative focuses on the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse and the plight a group of survivors. Plus, the black and white renderings of some of the undead will give you the serious willies. Good stuff.

David Wellington's "Monster" series of novels is pretty decent as well. They move a little slowly and contain a mystical element to the zombie lore that, as far as I know, has hitherto never been explored.

Also, does anyone remember a short story anthology from a number of years ago whereby various authors wrote of a world where Romero's zombie uprising was a reality? The two that stuck in my head were by Stephen King (duh) and Poppy Brite.

And seriously Vermillion, do you think I'd really let the enemy take me? C'mon now.

*guuuuuuuuuh*

Posted by: Alabamapink at January 23, 2008 9:00 PM

Are you thinking of Book of the Dead? Had the story Calcutta, Lord of Nerves by Poppy Z. Brite and my favourite It Helps If You Sing by Ramsay Campbell.

Posted by: Dexter Morgan at January 23, 2008 9:14 PM

Dexter Morgan: Yes! That's exactly it, and I believe it's out of print because I've not been able to find it anywhere. I read the King and Brite stories from anthologies of their own works. Never actually got my hands on the "Book of the Dead" to read the other stories.

Ramsay Campbell is the Man. His stuff starts out so benign, but then he opens up your brain and pours in liquid nitrogen. God help my son, but I read "Alone With the Horrors" while I breastfed.

Okay. TMI.

Time to go run.

Posted by: Alabamapink at January 23, 2008 9:27 PM

Courtney:

When the zombie apocalypse comes, this Funkytown new resident will be at the Cabela's in Fort Worth, ready to lock and load!

Everyone else:

Remember:
Vermillion's brains go well with a nice Chianti and a side of fava beans-yum!

Mike

Posted by: Michael Nutt at January 23, 2008 9:53 PM

Trivia question: has the term "Brrrraaaaaaiins" ever been used outside of a Simpsons Treehouse of Horrors episode?

I appreciate NOTHLD's place in the history of modern horror but it's the souped up, lightening fast hordes that scare the crap out of me. The saving grace with 28 days/28 weeks was that at least they eventually starved to death so if you were smart/lucky enough, you could outlive them. The undead just... smell worse and slowly fall apart.

BTW, did anyone find 28 weeks to be as dismal an experience as I did? Some gallows humour or the odd sympathetic character might have sweetened the bitter nihilism just a little. Very well made, but I couldn't help but feel punished every time I got attach to a character.

Posted by: Dave Shepherd at January 23, 2008 9:57 PM

Trivia question: has the term "Brrrraaaaaaiins" ever been used outside of a Simpsons Treehouse of Horrors episode?
Posted by: Dave Shepherd at January 23, 2008 9:57 PM

Yes, the film Return of the Living Dead had ghouls aplenty groaning and demanding brains. That film also makes reference to Night of the Living Dead, stating that it was based on actual events.

Posted by: Dexter Morgan at January 23, 2008 10:09 PM

Fuck zombies. Give me a vampire any night, I have garlic. Night of the Living Dead is the main reason I can't watch many horror movies. I was a little kid, and a babysitting cousin who was bored thought this might be a good flick for the wee ones. I had nightmares for weeks afterwards.

Posted by: demondoll at January 23, 2008 11:05 PM

My brother and I bought this movie because we thought it would be horrible, but it was pretty good. It wasn't necessarily scary, but certainly not MST3K-worthy. Very entertaining.

Posted by: kelsy at January 23, 2008 11:59 PM

Hey TK, didn't you call Stacy out for spoiling last Classics Week, and then grudgingly admit that the movie was too old to spoil. I swear I'm not a stalker, just a freakish sort of memory for all the weird things. When is something too old to spoil...is it like wine, or cheese, or what?

Posted by: Tiki at January 24, 2008 8:41 AM

Tiki... I say this with complete and utter seriousness: I have absolutely no fucking clue what you're talking about.

I mean, I will conceded that I comment quite a bit here, so maybe I wrote that in a drunken bender and don't recall, but it seems unlikely. I'm usually a pretty big proponent of keeping things spoiler-free, regardless of age.

Anyway, just figured I'd post this from the road. Alabamapink and I are headed south. It's kinda weird... we escaped that hobo that bit us, but the bites are really looking funky, right 'Bama?

Well, thank goodness we know Vermillion's real name, so we can find him.

Yes.

Find him.

Such a smart boy.

Such a big brain.

Hmmm.

*guuuuuuuuuh*

Posted by: TK at January 24, 2008 9:13 AM

Just gonna keep on, huh? Okay. Fine.

Got a real nice 12 gauge "Georgia surprise" waiting for you.

Posted by: Vermillion at January 24, 2008 10:38 AM

As far as spoiling the movie goes, there has to be some sort of statute of limitations. I mean honestly, that would be like telling someone that Sephiroth kills Aeris in FFVII. If you don't know that, you either have never played the game or are so far behind there is no hope for you. Speaking of FFVII, I have the coolest model of Knights of the Round on my desk here at work. It is the r0xx0r5!!

Posted by: ScarletKnight at January 24, 2008 10:48 AM

Scarlett, Tiki, etc., I suppose I don't have an objection to discussing the ending, but I would think that it's not to much to ask that you warn people if you're going to do so. A "spoiler warning" isn't too tough to throw up before you say it.

Can we agree on that? At least to post a warning?

Posted by: TK at January 24, 2008 11:35 AM

I agree with the warning, you know loose lips, sink ships and all.

If you want a true defense against the undead, however, I would recommend http://zombiedefense.org, it has all the necessary prepartions to avoid becoming a meatsnack!

Posted by: ScarletKnight at January 24, 2008 12:43 PM

TK: Yes again to spoiler warnings. Especially for endings that pack a punch, no matter how old the movie is. We've got all kinds of folks here, many of whom have not viewed the entirety of modern cinema.

ScarletKnight: One of the guys behind the Zombie Defense site is my husband's cousin. We zombie fighters like to keep it in the family.

Vermillion: Dude, a shotgun? C'mon now; everyone knows the real deal for zombie defense is an AK. At least get yourself a decent handgun.

Besides, shotguns are a bitch to aim, and I'm pretty quick. Even in my rather feverish state. And with this oozing wound on my arm.

Everyone knows: Southern eatin's are the best eatin's!

Posted by: Alabamapink at January 24, 2008 1:10 PM

Withnail: as I stated very early in the posts, I completely agree with you. This was a such a let down.

Posted by: ian at January 24, 2008 1:47 PM

Oh, yes. I did spoil the ending to Freaks.

But... I don't remember if that was TK who called me out on that. A couple of people did, I think. In all fairness, since Freaks starts out at the end and you kind of have the gist of what's going to happen -- instead of it being a huge twist like Night of the Living Dead -- I didn't think it was such a big deal. I stand corrected!

Posted by: Stacey at January 24, 2008 2:45 PM

'Bamapink, I am so jealous. Just let them know that I will do my best to keep up with their immortal words. In fact, several of my friends all know to perform FTD in the event of a bite. Now to go find some glass ashtrays!

Posted by: ScarletKnight at January 24, 2008 3:05 PM

cheers Dexter for filling in my clearly-lacking understanding of zombie lore.

Posted by: Dave Shepherd at January 24, 2008 7:29 PM

"My brother and I bought this movie because we thought it would be horrible, but it was pretty good. It wasn't necessarily scary, but certainly not MST3K-worthy. Very entertaining.
Posted by: kelsy at January 23, 2008 11:59 PM"

Forgive me if this was already mentioned, but Mike Nelson actually did do a really cool commentary version that's out on dvd.
That makes probably the fourth copy I own of the film. (Each have their own special reasons for existing in my collection. Or so I tell the husband.) :D

Posted by: Loob at January 25, 2008 12:39 AM


Please check out your e-mails before you post them. Some of them are so offensive - I know freedom of speech, etc., but .... come on folks .. these people are sick!

Anyway, after ranting, I must admit the this movie must be the scariest (is that a word?) movie ever. I've seen it many, many times and along with "The Exorcist" - it is very very frightening! And great!

Posted by: jules at January 26, 2008 5:05 PM


Please check out your e-mails before you post them. Some of them are so offensive - I know freedom of speech, etc., but .... come on folks .. these people are sick!

Anyway, after ranting, I must admit the this movie must be the scariest (is that a word?) movie ever. I've seen it many, many times and along with "The Exorcist" - it is very very frightening! And great!

Posted by: jules at January 26, 2008 5:05 PM

Not sure if anyone else mentioned this (I tried to read most of the comments but ended up skimming some of them) but other than the opening scene, Barbra seemed like an incredibly useless character. She spends almost the entire rest of the movie motionless except for when she goes apeshit about finding her brother. She's about as helpful as Buttercup in the Fire Swamp.

Posted by: Renee at January 27, 2008 12:44 AM

What are you even referring to, jules at January 26, 2008 5:05 PM*?
Are you one of those jackasses that loves to talk just to hear your own voice? Because that's annoying.

Posted by: Loob at January 27, 2008 2:51 AM

Hey, I love so much that film... Best horror movie ever ! If you love "Night", you'll love also "Fan of the Dead" ( http://www.fanofthedead.com ) a documentary revealing all the filming locations of the trilogy...

Posted by: Janet at May 13, 2008 5:26 PM





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