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The Nanny Diaries / Daniel Carlson

Film Reviews | August 24, 2007 | Comments (45)


If chick lit is really just a deceptive form of storytelling — angsty white women with nice shoes and attractive boyfriends being offered up as a somehow universal and relatable motif — then the film version of that genre’s The Nanny Diaries is a success in how it manages to pretend to want one thing but actually crave another. Part of the blame has to be laid at the feet of its otherwise talented directors, Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini, who’ve mainly helmed documentaries and the feature adaptation of American Splendor, a film so good and smart and moving it’s enough to genuinely suggest that Berman and Pulcini are permanently stuck in documentary mode, recording and presenting pre-existing stories with as little filtering as possible, meaning that a story from, say, Harvey Pekar is going to come across as bitter and nuanced but subtly hopeful, while their interpretation of The Nanny Diaries is necessarily going to be flighty and shallow, and lean more toward gossip than actual storytelling. Nicola Kraus and Emma McLaughlin’s novel — even in its original form, the story’s so weak it took two people to tell it — is given pointless life on the big screen, and in the end it’s just as forgettable as the worst examples of any genre of storytelling, chick, dick, or otherwise. It’s a good thing most of the characters are given aliases or nicknames; they’re that much easier to shrug off when the credits roll.

Annie (Scarlett Johansson) graduates from NYU with a business degree but a minor in anthropology, a detail that’s quickly tucked in between her voice-over, in which she holds forth on the various mating rituals and family habitats of various cultures, finally landing on the affluent white members of the Upper East Side and their often minority nannies. (If you think the film will address the race issue, save your breath.) After tanking an interview with Goldman Sachs, Annie wanders Central Park and tries to figure out who she is and what she wants to do with her life. She saves a kid from a run-in with a jogger, and that little boy turns out to be Grayer (Nicholas Reese Art), the 5-year-old son of Mrs. X (Laura Linney), a neurotic socialite who married rich and neglects her kid. Annie doesn’t use Mrs. X’s real name as to preserve the identity of the subject of what’s morphing into a “field report” of Annie’s investigation into upper-crust society, since she’s just a blue-collar Jersey girl with a mom slaving away as a nurse to put her through college. (Again, if you think the film will address the class divide … come on, you know the answer.) Mrs. X is so taken with Annie that she hires her to be Grayer’s nanny, and Annie figures it’s as good a way as any to clear her head, get some perspective, and move to the city. So she accepts.

Grayer, however, turns out to be a handful, and the bulk of the film follows Annie as she struggles to tolerate and even befriend the boy while juggling her diminishing social life and her crush on the guy upstairs (Chris Evans), named only as Harvard Hottie, in a typically cutesy-but-not-really genre convention; would a movie from the guy’s perspective christen the girl Jenny McBigtits? Annie continues to narrate the story, providing it with its only personality but precious little logic; for instance, shortly after meeting Princeton Penis, Annie comments, “Suddenly, the world’s most notorious loner has two new men in her life.” Yet Berman and Pulcini’s script has done nothing so far to establish Annie’s independence or isolationism: No break-ups or declined dates, no lengthy talks about her lack of love, no DTRs with a guy so she can spend the summer “finding herself.” The movie isn’t even competent enough to nail the tired genre tropes it needs to keep itself propped up, and it’s indicative of the film’s larger problem: It wants to be about a young woman striking out on her own and redefining herself, but Annie is given almost no character development over the course of the story. She starts out nice, stays nice, and ends somehow even nicer. Once she bonds with Grayer, the rest of the narrative is simply a matter of waiting for her to gather the strength to quit a job she never enjoyed in the first place.

Johansson does the best she or anyone could with such a watered-down heroine, though it’s hard not to feel embarrassed for her when Annie and her best friend, Lynette (Alicia Keys), sing along with George Michael’s “Freedom” while cruising in their convertible after graduation, or when Annie and Grayer have a conversation that unironically rhymes the phrases “shake your booty” and “make a doody.” Evans is likable and completely bland in his role, the kind of virtuous caricature that makes its home in movies like this one. As usual, Linney is fantastic at what she does, and turns in a believable portrait of a sad, brittle woman that would be infinitely more watchable if she weren’t being forced to recite such hacky dialogue. There’s also the matter of the cloying Mary Poppins theme haphazardly woven throughout, as when Annie’s ringtone turns out to be some weird digitized version of “Chim-Chim-Cheree.” Yeesh.

The closest comparable film to The Nanny Diaries is The Devil Wears Prada, which also used real-life settings and stories as the backdrop for a slightly fictionalized tale. But The Nanny Diaries owes even more than that to the earlier film, including the story template of a pretty young girl with a rough job who will eventually quit, and who along the way hooks up with a hot guy, not to mention an anchoring role played by a respected actress. (In one terrifyingly meta moment, a character in The Nanny Diaries is seen reading The Devil Wears Prada on the Hamptons beach.) But without even a semblance of conflict or tension, The Nanny Diaries can’t muster even a fraction of Prada’s admittedly weak charms. The story makes a few head fakes at legitimate conflict or the virtues of struggle and experience, but by never having Annie risk heartbreak or true change, it winds up endorsing a sheltered — dare I say it, nannied — way of life.

Daniel Carlson is the managing editor of Pajiba and a low-level employee at a Hollywood industry magazine. You can visit his blog, Slowly Going Bald.









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Comments

This film never really interested me from the start, not only because of the source material, but also the extremely boring trailer. Great review, though.

And the Devil Wears Prada might've been a better film if they'd cut out 15 minutes of Hathaway walking around New York to pop songs.

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at August 24, 2007 8:40 PM

Never looked lie compelling stuff anyway. Looks like the usual PG13 chick flick.

Posted by: mish234 at August 24, 2007 9:03 PM

Ohhhhh.....Third! Lately, I've been 107th or 256th or nothing at all, so I'm happy. Doesn't take much, apparently.

As for the movie, I've hardly seen any trailers for it. I wonder if TPTB know it's crappy?

Lastly, what is DTR? Define the Relationship?

Posted by: Daphne at August 24, 2007 9:05 PM

I'll still see it, but mostly out of my love for the book and pretty much most things chick lit. It may take someone who actually cares about the subject to appreciate the weaker reflection, but I'm willing to pony up my eight dollars for the opportunity.

Posted by: Miranda at August 24, 2007 9:34 PM

Read the book on a plane, wasn't impressed. Standard chick-lit fare, from what I recall (it was a few years ago).

Still, I might netflix this on some cold winter night when I'm sick and need something easy to follow.

Posted by: Lexie at August 24, 2007 9:36 PM

DTR=define the relationship, an acronym for "talking about feelings" that strikes fear in the heart of every college guy I know.

Being the age of the protagonist and working at a preschool this summer, I just finished the novel. For what its worth, I enjoyed it more than "Prada." Less condemnation of the character for staying in a shitty job, and more comments on what is important instead - ie the child whose parents ignore him. In the novel, "Nanny" is just working part time to pay the bills while finishing an education degree. She's not saddled with the obligatory quirky BFF, and when the drama's over, she walks off into the future, a bit older and wiser, with boy and career yet to pan out.

Don't think I'll be paying money to see a less designer Prada, although Laura Linney has never let me down.

Posted by: Lizzie at August 24, 2007 9:42 PM

Read the book a few years ago, wasn't especially impressed. The film sounds as shallow as I had expected. I'll wait for the DVD, maybe.

Posted by: rlr260 at August 24, 2007 11:03 PM

If jenny Mcbigtits isn`t showing her tits , why bother?? feeling me SLIM?

Posted by: pasadenamike at August 25, 2007 12:10 AM

Pasadenamike thank god you didn't say that over at the Superbad comments.
I don't care about the movie at all. But entertaining review.

Posted by: Alex at August 25, 2007 12:29 AM

I think Laura Linney already let us down as evidenced the brilliant review ( thank you Mr. Rowles!) of Ethan Hawke's latest debacle: The Hottest (Like it Fucking Matters) State. As to Scarlett Johannson.....I just don't get the appeal.

Posted by: Finn at August 25, 2007 2:23 AM

If they're going to keep the really bizarre pseudonyms, like Mrs. X and HH, why did they rename her Annie?

Anyway -- this movie could have been good if they had stuck more closely to the original (why would you change her major from child development exactly), and cut out about 100 pages worth of filler plot that was in the book (starting with the boyfriend), but knowing that they added a "quirky best friend" effectively seals the deal for me to know that I will not see this movie.

Posted by: Alex at August 25, 2007 3:39 AM

Since I typically love Pajiba's high calibur writing, I'm going to have to peg you on this one:

"Part of the blame has to be laid at the feet of its otherwise talented directors, Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini, who've mainly helmed documentaries and the feature adaptation of American Splendor, a film so good and smart and moving it's enough to genuinely suggest that Berman and Pulcini are permanently stuck in documentary mode, recording and presenting pre-existing stories with as little filtering as possible, meaning that a story from, say, Harvey Pekar is going to come across as bitter and nuanced but subtly hopeful, while their interpretation of The Nanny Diaries is necessarily going to be flighty and shallow, and lean more toward gossip than actual storytelling."

Holy shit, talk about an extremely long winded run on sentence. How did you let this slip by? C'mon. This could of easily been at LEAST 2 or 3 sentences....Hell, it could be it's own paragraph.

Posted by: daeyeth at August 25, 2007 3:46 AM

How about

Chesticleese VonBigBra?

Posted by: Monica at August 25, 2007 3:55 AM

Weird, but I knew a Jenny McBigTits in high school. I wonder how she´s doing now. Odd that you should bring her up.

Anyway, my nostalgia aside, great review. Even with the promise of Princeton Penis and Harvard Hottie, guess I´ll have to skip this one.

Posted by: Tallsonofagun at August 25, 2007 4:52 AM

Hey daeyeth,
nice job noticing the slip from Pajiba's high calibur writing. You mean, like, Excalibur? Sorry, it bothers me to no end when the people criticizing the reviewer for long, complex sentences are not able to spell.

Anyway, nice review. Sounds like something to rent on DVD on a rainy Sunday afternoon. When you have a headcold. And are recovering from your lobotomy.

Posted by: Carla at August 25, 2007 5:26 AM

What makes me angry about this movie is that, in the book, 'Annie' (whose book name was Nanny--Klaus and McLaughlin are fans of this style of naming, the main character in another of their novels is named 'Girl') was genuinely interested in kids. She wanted to be a nanny, she wanted to care for children. She was either a senior in college or a grad student, and her whole thesis was about early childhood development. She wasn't some aspiring businesswoman/anthropologist at all. It annoys me that directors think up these weird points of conflict just to make movies more 'interesting' which end up watering down the story even further.

Posted by: Genevieve at August 25, 2007 5:53 AM

Looks as if the story got exactly the type of treatment they meant to give it. From the way it was shot to the directing and casting of Scarlett, they were obviously trying to avoid depth.
And did I see Alicia Keys named mentioned as part of the cast ? OH YEAH, no one involved in this had any serious intent.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 25, 2007 7:34 AM

If jenny Mcbigtits isn`t showing her tits , why bother?? feeling me SLIM?

Posted by: pasadenamike at August 25, 2007 12:10 AM
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Damned straight, or they could have added a Coyote Ugly style scene where she and Alicia Keys (movie name: Big Butt Sharisse) go to a wet t-shirt contest. I would opt for the more subtle Katie Kazongas for the lovely Miss Johannsen though.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 25, 2007 7:41 AM

Sorry, it bothers me to no end when the people criticizing the reviewer for long, complex sentences are not able to spell.

For the record, this is a universal law of the internets. Calling someone out on bad spelling, grammar, etc will always end with errors. 'S true.

And man, I half-enjoyed the book but the movie couldn't even just be the book, huh?

... and for my .02, I think "Harvard Hottie" could be gender neutral, McBigTits collary would be the Penis.

Posted by: twig at August 25, 2007 9:20 AM

This pos movie sounds more like that crappy movie with that chick who played a nanny who should have slapped Dakota Fanning until she was bald headed.

Posted by: Sasha at August 25, 2007 10:37 AM

I enjoyed the book simply because I nannied within that set myself, and a lot of the tales were right on the money.

I'll probably catch this on DVD, or USA three years from now.

Posted by: Kermit at August 25, 2007 12:12 PM

I was looking forward to this film. I have been a nanny and some of the stories I could tell! The stories I've heard! There is so much scope for greatness and depth in this area. Parenting/childcare is such a big issue these days.

Ergh... I wish I had kept a diary because even I'm starting to disbelieve some of the things I saw.

Posted by: Sarah at August 25, 2007 1:38 PM

did anyone else notice when annie was taking grayson to the bathroom a condy lookakile was carrying a crying lil bush ?

Posted by: anony at August 25, 2007 5:57 PM

As someone who has worked as a nanny and camp counselor to the children of the very wealthy (and very neglectful) I actually really identified with the source material. It's heartbreaking hearing kids toss off sentences "My nanny makes great tacos" instead of "my mom", or to realize that for the kid hoping Dad will be there to pick her up from camp...it might be the only time she's sees him all year (daughter of a very famous new wave musician).

I often wonder why these people have kids at all.

I understood the need for two authors, ad the story line of the book was no doubt fleshed out by anecdotes from multiple real-life families. Sure it's trashy and voyeuristic, but frighteningly accurate.

The way these women treat "the help", not to mention their own children, leaves me absolutely flabbergasted. Even in my current gig as an academic tutor I am vilified and set-up by parents who expect me to do their job of disciplining, in addition to educating, children whom they have stuffed with ice-cream and told that I am a mean lady but mommy will be back soon to save you.

I am saddened, but not surprised, that they didn't stick to the source with the movie. I wish we could get an actual documentary on the outsourcing of motherhood.

Posted by: Skeggjold at August 25, 2007 8:52 PM

Yikes, sorry for the near incoherence. I plead wedding planning/school/two job exhaustion.

Posted by: Skeggjold at August 25, 2007 8:54 PM

The review and the subsequent posts have said anything I could. I just wanted to say that Princenton Penis gave me a very very good laugh. I wonder why the directors didn't give him that nickname? It'd make the film worth watching ...

Posted by: Maria at August 25, 2007 10:44 PM

Actually, the source material was a lot better than the very watered-down movie version. The authors' next venture, Citizen Girl, was an absolutely amazing comment on feminism in business - and both the Nanny Diaries and their most recent novel Dedication have shades of that. This is my first comment and everything, but these books outclass The Devil Wears Prada or Bergdorf Blondes or the Shopaholic books by about a million percent, and I pretty much had to say so, because it is really hard to find female-oriented, feminist-friendly novels that aren't strident or pedantic in this day and age. But yeah. The movie, not so much.

Posted by: Ellie at August 26, 2007 1:54 AM

I wasnt expecting much.
The book to me sucked. HARD!!!
I had heard so many great reviews about so bought it and it was just too hard to finish.
Not well written at all I think.

The movie I wont be fooled this time.

The Shame.

Posted by: Jean at August 26, 2007 12:55 PM

I wish Chris Evans didn't look so damn smokin' in the previews for this, because I know I'll end up seeing this shitty movie just to look at that for an hour and a half..

Posted by: zenhound at August 26, 2007 6:57 PM

Amen, Zen!! I'd sit through anything that has that man in it! Is he shirtless in it at all?? Although I actually have a big 'ole lesbian crush on Tits McGhee, as well. It's purely physical, though. So this movie would basically be like a huge pile of eye candy for me and nothing else. Maybe I'll make my gay roomate go see it with me.

Posted by: Mistress Violet at August 27, 2007 10:47 AM

What I could never understand was how many reviewers (of the book)thought it was funny. I cried pretty much through the entire reading. I am not surprised to hear that the movie version expands upon the idea of outsourced parenting as a sweet, funny romantic comedy. But did anyone else who read the book think it was funny? Was I the only person in the world who thought it was tragic?

Posted by: Ross at August 27, 2007 2:07 PM

Sorry to pee in the pool, but... where's all the kvetching about bland 2D male characters, cast only for their sex appeal?

Posted by: CJ at August 27, 2007 4:07 PM

I think I'll stick with reruns of The Larry Sanders Show.

Posted by: Fabiola Thing at August 27, 2007 8:44 PM

Thank you Sasha! I thought I was the only one who looked at this and saw "Uptown Girls: The Shitty(er) Sequel." Come on people, they did this movie in the not so distant past!! That should be the most notable part of this damn review!

Posted by: Kim at August 27, 2007 10:43 PM

daeyeth: Also see its/it's.

In fact, most people surfing the Internetz: please please please see its/it's.

Posted by: Missy at August 28, 2007 11:49 AM

Why, WHY, WHY is Scarlett Johanssen still WORKING, let alone being cast as the lead in everything from Woody Allen to Brian DePalma to THIS fucking dreck?

It's NOT just jealousy, man -- though of course I AM jealous. It's bafflement.

This woman singlehandedly KILLS any scene she enters.

Are big tits and vapidity the SOLE requirement now?

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at August 28, 2007 4:02 PM

Actually I liked the movie a WHOLE lot more than I did the insufferable "Devil Wears Prada" esp. considering Streep's ridiculous and mind bogglingly overrated performance-wasn't she nominated for an oscar for all her sniffing and bizarre Cruella Deville type "art" hair?(Sometimes I think you are overrated too Ms. Streep-you need to stop pretending you understand these btichy types enough to play them. You are too nice and too sensitive and they come across as caricatures.) I certainly liked the movie better than it's ridiculous looking trailers made me think I would.

The book "The Nanny Diaries" really rubbed me the wrong way, given the main character's Martyred nanny complex. However said book was realistic in a sense (The main character is working because she needs the money and housing-hello!) whereas this movie was contrived and felt contrived to make the protagonist more sympathetic. (But honestly I found developing the protagonist to this degree was distracting, silly and unwelcome. The fact that the main character was just using this experience to "find herself" made me really care a lot less about the story.

As for the race and class issues they WERE addressed, without distracting any more from the main nanny story than so much of this new movie plot already did. If this was from the American Splendor people, I suppose that explains casting ultimate ordinary working class slacker Paul Giamati as Mr. X. And Moreover patron saint of ordinary, almost midwestern decency, Laura Linney as Mrs. X. I admit I was surprised by how disturbing and convincing they both were in the roles of overachieving extremely out of touch ultra rich. Their painful arguing from other rooms felt very real and painful; I can see a sort of documentary feel in its spoiled ugly desperation there.

BTW I thought the new agey seminar guru lady trying to help nannies and employers "connect" was very effective. As for you class nags, I thought this did a great job at showing how new age "facilitators" harp on communication and not being a victim, but harm rather than help because they will never ever understand class limitations. Again, this aspect of the film was much better than it looked in that silly trailer.

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What ruined this film for me was the fake happy ending. No doubt what held the movie up in production. Is anyone else sick to death with the way that Americans can't just deal with a little dose of reality and handle a sad ending now and them. Anyway completely unconvincing. Still better than the book, and Linney who made far more of a transofromation, truly, than Streep, deserves the Oscar nods.

Posted by: Francesca at August 28, 2007 4:12 PM

''Would a movie from the guy's perspective christen the girl Jenny McBigtits''
- Maybe if, rather than 'Harvard Hottie', she called the guy 'Harold McHuge Cock'. Get over yourself Carlson.

Posted by: mimster at August 29, 2007 12:52 AM

'The Nanny Diaries' book IS standard chick-lit, but came a few years before 'The Devil wears Prada' book I think. Copycat.

Posted by: Kit at August 29, 2007 5:49 AM

Ross, you aren't alone - I hated the book. I can handle a not-so-happy ending, but I thought Nanny's leaving without being able to say goodbye was so awful and sad.

Don't care about the movie - ScarJo bores me.

Posted by: raspberry beret at August 29, 2007 1:55 PM

I actually work as a nanny and moved far away from home to live with people far more wealthy than myself....... but unfortunately real life is not like a chick flick, and I do not have a Harvard Hottie waiting next door to sweep me off my feet. Damn you Hollywood.

Posted by: Rebecca at August 30, 2007 12:25 AM

I saw this film a year ago at a market research test screening. I thought Linney gave a good performance, but Paul Giamatti was underused in a one-dimensional scumbag role, and overall, the film doesn't rise above the level of average.

Posted by: sva1994 at August 30, 2007 1:53 PM

I just read the book, and frankly I want my 7.99 from Borders back. No one in the book has a real name, except for her friends. Princetone Penis in the book is named Harvard Hottie, or something. Idk, I'm confused. But I mean c'mon, these 2 bitches couldn't come up with some fake names like Lauren Weisberger did w/ the Devil Wears Prada. How fucking lazy are you? ScarJo bores and annoys me to tears, get over ya damn self already woman. So, I'll wait til it "premieres" on HBO and waste a Staurday night instead of 6 bucks at the AMC.

Posted by: B at September 1, 2007 12:12 AM

Yes the Nanny Diaries sucked. But, where else will I get my Scarlett fix?

I did find this interesting article proving somebody found something redeeming:
Lessons Learned from The Nanny Diaries Movie

The profile picture of the author looks exactly like laura linney to boot. Kind of funny.

Posted by: Noah at September 18, 2007 6:02 PM

I have to admit disagreeing with your review.

I've worked at a day camp servicing children whose families own villas at the country's most prestigious golf course, and the portrayal of luxury-class women was quite accurate. The book was extremely realistic, but the teenaged girl in me appreciated the candied resolution.

The nurse mother struck a chord with me, as my grandmother started as a non-english-speaking hospital cleaning lady and eventually rose to become a physiotherapist's assistant and was therefore able to put my mother through university.

Posted by: Ling at January 5, 2008 4:30 PM



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