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My Kid Could Paint That / John Williams

Film Reviews | October 8, 2007 | Comments (29)


The Impressionists first displayed their work in the 1860s. In 1910, Pablo Picasso gave us Le Guitariste and Georges Braque finished Violin and Candlestick. Mark Rothko’s blocks of color started appearing before 1950. Despite this long history, modern art is still viewed with suspicion by many (not all of them pure philistines). It certainly has its excesses and absurdities, providing a healthy-sized bull’s eye for cultural critics prone to mixing satire with their analysis. (For one of the best examples, see Tom Wolfe’s slender but potent book, The Painted Word, which first appeared as an essay in Harper’s in 1975.)

The fact remains that even allowing for a distinction between the Old Masters and the modern movements, and allowing for vigorous argument about the relative merit of methods and their impact on viewers, the widely aired notion that “my kid could paint that” is, almost every time, hogwash. Admittedly, there are exceptions, but the best of modern art is — at least — visually determined in a way so that even what looks initially chaotic gives way to some sign of organizing intelligence. The story of Marla Olmstead nicely illustrates the point.

Marla, at the time director Amir Bar-Lev began this documentary in 2004, was a 4-year-old in Binghamton, New York, about 175 miles northwest of Chelsea, but thousands of metaphorical miles from any significant art scene. Her abstract paintings were shown for fun in a local coffee shop run by a friend of her family, and inquiries from customers soon made it clear there was a serious demand for the art. Before long, Marla’s parents, the reluctant Laura and the gung-ho Mark, teamed up with local artist and gallerist Anthony Brunelli to formally exhibit the young girl’s work. Her paintings began selling for thousands of dollars, and national exposure, including a profile in the New York Times and an appearance on “Today,” followed.

For the first half of the movie, Bar-Lev thinks he has a story about a child prodigy or the insanity of the modern-art world, depending on your feelings about abstract expressionism. But halfway through, in a scene that’s uncomfortable to watch, he films the family watching a “60 Minutes” segment on Marla. Toward the end of the show, Charlie Rose has an expert doubting whether the same child shown painting for the program’s cameras could have finished the art that’s being sold. It’s suggested that Mark is helping his daughter, perhaps even painting most of the works himself (he was a manager at a manufacturing plant at the time, but also a recreational artist).

Once the story shifts, Bar-Lev spends a lot of time wringing his hands about whether the quest to make a great film should override his loyalty to the Olmsteads, who have given him very intimate access to their lives and whom he has come to like. The hand-wringing seems personally felt, but professionally it comes off as disingenuous. Without the “60 Minutes” report, Bar-Lev might have had a somewhat clever look at the hoary debate about modern art, but not much more. (New York Times critic Michael Kimmelman ably serves as a talking head to summarize some of the pro and con arguments, but you’ve likely heard them before.) And rather than deepening the documentary, Bar-Lev’s “crisis” only points out his flaws as a reporter and filmmaker — even though he had prolonged access to the family, and could see a difference between the result of Marla’s work in front of him and the finished pictures, it took the “60 Minutes” piece to plant a seed of doubt in him.

The movie never resolves the mystery, nor does it seem to have been resolved since the cameras stopped rolling, but one does leave the theater feeling that Mark’s contribution to the paintings was considerable. What’s never really explored is why this matters on an artistic level (on a transactional level, it’s right to be concerned about the potential lies told to collectors). It’s not like Marla Olmstead was tapped for fame by a cunning curator at MoMA. As we speak, countless children the world over are purposelessly dragging their knuckles through watercolors, all the resultant work to be rightfully noticed and praised by no one. Marla drew attention because the work stood out. These were colorful, playful, balanced paintings — not just any child could produce them.

And in fact, perhaps a child didn’t. You’ll have to decide that for yourself. But for those drawn to the movie because they believe in the snarky sentiment it adopts for a title, try to understand: Your child might be the next Rothko, but though that would make him or her extraordinary, it wouldn’t render art since 1860 irrelevant.

John Williams lives in Brooklyn. He’s a freelance writer. He blogs at A Special Way of Being Afraid.


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Comments

Cute kid. I hope her life doesn't get screwed up by all this.

Posted by: Todd at October 8, 2007 2:37 PM

It will.

Great review, John.

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at October 8, 2007 3:14 PM

They sell "art" made by the elephants at the local zoo. What's the difference between that and this kid? They're both just doing what their told.

But if this girl is really talented, the parents just need to leave her alone. My 9yr.old is actually a pretty good artist (I am not). I have learned to not try to have imput in her art because then she's never happy with the end result. It has to be organically from her or she either never finishes or just throws it away. Hopefully Marla's parents will come to the same conclusion.

Posted by: wsapnin at October 8, 2007 3:30 PM

Damn, I thought I wanted to see this. Oh well, thanks for saving my money.

Posted by: Lucas at October 8, 2007 3:31 PM

While I have a penchant toward still-life paintings and therefore am not a huge modern art fan, I admire and respect any artists who try to push boundaries. Nonetheless, earlier this year when one of my dogs found a desiccated mouse corpse in the garage and repeatedly dunked it in a tin of paint stripper open on the deck, I did have to pause and wonder why Damien Hirst is a millionaire.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 8, 2007 4:28 PM

Sorry, but my kid could paint that shit, and she's still a fetus.

Posted by: JP at October 8, 2007 5:58 PM

He should have given her condiment bottles filled with paint and she could have become the next Jackson Pollack. Especially since a large number of the "Pollacks" were painted with paint that was patented after his death and nobody could tell the difference without running sophisticated chemical analyses on them. Art became irrelevant when it stopped meaning artistic and started meaning artifice so saying art since 1860 isn't irrelevant is like saying there still might be a philosopher's stone out there somewhere because art in the present day is where science was in the dark ages.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at October 8, 2007 6:01 PM

PaddyDog-is your dog ok? I hope he didn't ingest any of the paint stripper...

I think it is great that many zoos are encouraging their elephants to paint. It might not count as art, but I could tell that they were having fun the one time I visited a zoo and saw them paint. There is many things wrong with the whole idea of a zoo, but the good ones keep their animals engaged and creative which I think counts as good parenting too.

Posted by: Jennifer at October 8, 2007 6:02 PM

PaddyDog-is your dog ok? I hope he didn't ingest any of the paint stripper...

I think it is great that many zoos are encouraging their elephants to paint. It might not count as art, but I could tell that they were having fun the one time I visited a zoo and saw them paint. There is many things wrong with the whole idea of a zoo, but the good ones keep their animals engaged and creative which I think counts as good parenting too.

Posted by: Jennifer at October 8, 2007 6:02 PM

And of course by Jackson Pollack I mean Jackson Pollock. Yes, I did use preview.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at October 8, 2007 6:04 PM

Jennifer: Thanks for the concern. yes, he's fine. I stopped him as soon as I discovered it and watched him closely all night. He was also holding the mouse corpse by the tail so I think he barely ingested any chemicals. I'm still unsure as to what he was trying to achieve, but I think the Hirst comparison still stands.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 8, 2007 6:19 PM

There was a very interesting article on Slate.com about how art, and modern art in particular, not only includes paint, canvas, and visually-stimulating images, but intention.

This looks like a fascinating documentary, but it's sad to see the filmmakers' involvement flaw the story - or maybe just another layer of commentary on the concept of intention in art.

Posted by: Ariel at October 8, 2007 6:34 PM

I had the good fortune to see this documentary at the New Zealand film festival and the director was present for an insightful Q&A session afterwards. For those of you who have commented that you will not be seeing this film based on the review - I suggest you reconsider.


While this film raises interesting questions about the value and meaning of modern art that is not its core focus. This film is ultimately a film about documentary film-making and the problematic relationship between a film-maker and his/her subject. Bar-Lev presents this conflict in a genuine and refreshing way and skilfully overlaps it with the modern art debate, making the film all the more engrossing. The film shifts half way through when the 60 minutes article calls into question whether Marla is the actual artist of her works. Up until this point Bar-Lev has presented us with the facts as they are known. Soon he too begins to question the integrity of the family and Marla's work. The "hand-wringing" is inevitable. He has at this point spent months with this family and became very close to them. The nature of the film-maker's subject has been called into question and the dilemma that Bar-Lev is faced with is not trivial.


Did he set out to make a film that questioned the integrity of his subjects? Of course not, but that's the nature of this kind of documentary film - it has to evolve with what you discover and that's what I found so interesting in this case. The film leaves the viewer with so many questions - but that is Bar-Lev's intention. He leaves it to the audience to draw a conclusion on the authenticity of Marla's art because, as the film illustrates, the more important question we are asked is whether a documentary film-maker who has become so involved with his subjects is capable of giving an objective answer.


Therefore, as much as I love Pajiba, I have to say I think this one misses the mark.

Posted by: Rachel at October 8, 2007 7:18 PM

Modern art blows. There, I said it. I don't find it "mind-expanding" or "boundry pushing" or whatever they say that justifies it. If i wrote a poem that said

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you'd think it was retarded and call me out on it. Someone slops paint on a canvas and is a genius?

In miami, they once tore an unsightly hunk of metal out of the ground because they were building a parking deck or something there. There were close to sending it to the junkyard when they discovered that it was actually modern art that they had paid 80K for. Oops. There are recorded instances when a museum has gotten a package and nearly discarded it because "we didn't know it was art until somebody told us"

pffffffffffffffft.

Posted by: Jeremiah at October 8, 2007 8:38 PM

^Yes.

If a piece of "art" has to be explained using words in order to have any meaning for the view, it is a failure. Art is emotional and subjective, but ultimately, it is communication.

Posted by: Diana at October 8, 2007 11:34 PM

That should be *viewer*.

Posted by: Diana at October 8, 2007 11:35 PM

Just want to say in response to Rachel that I do think people should see this. It toes that line between in the theater or Netflix, but I think it's interesting. Sorry if that didn't come across.

And in response to broader stuff -- I agree that a lot of modern art is terrible. I also agree reaction to art is mostly subjective. I'd argue, at the very least, that looking at the entire body of work of someone like Rothko, it would be impossible for me to say that he was just "slopping paint on a canvas." That doesn't mean he's above criticism.

Posted by: JMW at October 9, 2007 12:02 AM

Thank you Pajiba commentors for restoring my faith in people. Modern art is a scam. The "artist" who put his feces in cans nailed the scene perfectly.

Posted by: Deadspin at October 9, 2007 12:09 AM

I just completed a degree in art history, and am deeply saddened by how hard it is to come by professors and students who are able to see through the bullshit that is contemporary art. You cannot truly appreciate how much shit (sometimes literally, I'm looking at you Chris Ofili) is being sold for millions of pounds until you've been forced to read hundreds of articles about people such as Michael Craig-Martin, who somehow managed to pass of a glass of water (which he insisted was actually an oak tree) as art. (http://www.tate.org.uk/servlet/ViewWork?workid=27072) Four years of that, and I still cannot understand why so many people get sucked into it. "Artists" like this aren't the exception, they're the norm. Oh, it makes my blood boil! Another great book for anyone who wants a hilarious dose of sanity with their art criticism is The Rape of the Masters by Roger Kimball.

Posted by: Jollyroger at October 9, 2007 12:24 AM

Deadspin, I don't know how this will effect your opinion, but it was recently discovered that Manzoni's cans aren't full of his shit. For me, it just makes me like him more.

Posted by: LuluJ at October 9, 2007 1:00 AM

I have a big problem with people lumping Ofili and, say, Kandinsky into the same "abstract art" category. All modern and abstract art is not a scam. There are plenty of people doing amazing, creative things that require very trained backgrounds and a specific artistic process. Some assholes go for the shock factor only and call it "art" and these people give modern and abstract a bad name, but there is so much more to see than those guys. There is plenty of skill and beauty to be found if you care to look for it.

Posted by: hb at October 9, 2007 10:17 AM

I think there is an important point that people are missing in the 'is modern art a load of crap?' debate. If someone is clever enough to get sell a load of tin cans (with or without shit) for vast sums of money, then they deserve to have the money a lot more than the person who was willing to *pay* vast sums of money for some tin cans (with or without shit).

Plus presumably the artists will spend the money and not leave it sitting in their bank account waiting to spend it on art, so that stimulates the economy.

Everybody wins (even the person who bought the art as they *think* they have something worth vast sums of money).

Posted by: ChrisD at October 9, 2007 12:11 PM

What an awful review.

Art is subjective - - that kid could've taken a shit on a canvas and you would have had some people think that it's "abstract modernism" while others would say, "Hey! Who the fuck took a shit on this canvas?!?"

You didn't really review the movie. Would you recommend that people watch it? Sheesh.

Posted by: zingzing at October 9, 2007 5:58 PM

Thanks John. I think this comments string has demonstrated that if nothing else this film will stir up some differing opinions and spark some interesting debate. As my previous post stated, that interesting debate is going to involve not just the modern art debate but also focus on amongst other things, some pretty questionable parenting, art vs commerce, autheticity, objective and subjective perceptions and the whole dilemma of the doco film-maker and his parasitic relationship with his subject.

For my part, at the end of the film I was pretty convinced the father was the real artist of most of the works, and certainly the artist of the better ones. There are paintings that were purportedly done by Marla that clearly reference modern masters such as Pollock, Rothko, Klee, Still and de Kooning. Now, unless Marla was swotting up on abstract experssionism before bed I highly doubt any 4 year old is aware of The New York School, let alone gonna clearly reference them in her paintings. So watch the film, whether in the theatre or on this netflix thingy you talk about (what is it??) and you can be certain the person sitting next to you will have a different opinion. Bar-Lev would not be drawn on whether he thought Marla was the true artist, even with all that nervous laughter and shifty eye movement from Dad (excruitiating to watch at times).

But anyway that was a bit of a tangent. What I really wanted to share was that Bar-Lev said in the Q&A session of the screening I attended that after he showed this at Sundance some woman rushed up to them and offered to pay $30K for "Ocean" a work Marla was filmed painting and which features heavily in the doco. That was a record price for one of Marla's works and is a great example of how modern art is now regrettably more about hype than anything else.

Posted by: Rachel at October 9, 2007 7:07 PM

Rachel, thank you so much for your thoughtful comments, truly. This film has intrigued me ever since hearing about it on NPR last week, and your comments have encouraged me to follow through with my initial impulse to see it.

As for the great "is it art" debate: I, too, think people paint with too broad a brush (if you'll pardon the expression) when they lump all modern artists together -- as in the example given by hb -- "lumping Ofili and... Kandinski... in the same 'abstract art' category..."

A lot of modern abstract art is garbage; a lot of it is clearly not. Dismissing an entire genre (is that the correct word?) because of the possibly grotesque disingenuousness of a few artists and/or salespeople and the equally grotesque credulousness of the people who fall for their bullshit is as foolish and arrogant as dismissing all religion because of the priests who get coerced blowjobs from altar boys and the right wing psychotics who attend the funerals of dead gay soldiers bearing signs reading "God Hates Fags."

I think "Piss Christ" was dull, despite agreeing with the message; but I'd love a Pollock on my living room wall.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at October 10, 2007 3:57 AM

"I'd love a Pollock on my living room wall."


For a reasonable fee I will attach a paint sprayer to a lawn sprinkler and reproduce as many Pollocks as you want. They can even come with a description, such as 'this piece exposes the hermetical boundary between the antithetical Being-in-the-World of the proletariat coupled with the anti-matriarchal zeitgeist in modern proto/pseudo culture'.

Posted by: Deadspin at October 10, 2007 9:19 AM

"If a piece of "art" has to be explained using words in order to have any meaning for the view, it is a failure...." Diana

I don't think it's that simple.

If a piece of artwork is so direct, plain and obvious that it requires no effort to assimilate, it's in danger of being a crashing bore, rather than an artistic success.

Lots of our society's arts and communications require many years of training to be understood at all. We need to be taught how to read. Then we need to be taught about what makes literature something worthwhile. Just learning to read at all and then to read literature with an adult level of comprehension is many years of work in school. Why should we expect visual arts to be easier?

Most of us take reading for granted. Maybe we shouldn't. Quite a few people of adult age, and generally workable reading skills, are at something of a loss to get the drift of seemingly assimilable artists and writers like Andrew Wyeth and Robert Frost. How in the world are they to get the point of anything a bit more subtle - if not for some visual training? So, I guess I don't agree at all that art must be utterly obvious to be a sucess. Of course it requires training, explanation or work to "get it".

C

Posted by: c at October 11, 2007 10:59 PM

"'I'd love a Pollock on my living room wall.'
For a reasonable fee I will attach a paint sprayer to a lawn sprinkler and reproduce as many Pollocks as you want."

Oh come on. Comments like the above drive me up the wall. What about the considerations that went into texture, layer, color and on and on and on...

You may not like Pollock and that's just fine and dandy. Some modern art is certainly a bunch of crap (just as there are numerous examples of half-assed, misconceived, or mediocre art from any era) but Pollock was no idiot and definitely had intentions for each piece.

Posted by: stacy at October 12, 2007 2:07 PM

Any idiot without an ounce of creativity can copy a picture. THAT is not art. THAT is something boring to look at. The gallery owner's paintings in this film wouldn't sell for much because they were fucking boring and the least creative thing I've ever seen.

To say you can make a Pollock yourself is not only untrue, it's pointless. Nobody's making art to prove their skill. Part of the meaning of art comes from its history and the simple fact that it is art.

C, it's just as absurd to say that you need to be taught to interpret art. That's the exact idea that keeps people away from art these days. The meaning of art is whatever meaning you find in it. There's no hidden story or message to unlock in an abstract painting. All you have to do is look at it and let it have an impact on you. ART is something to be experienced.

AND NO those famous artists are NOT the norm. They are very much the exception. There are many more small artists creating cheap and honest art that you will never see because you've already foolishly discounted it.

The best part of this film was when the good Marla paintings were shown against a black screen. They were incredibly beautiful, I couldn't stop staring at them. And that's all I would ever have to do to understand them.

Posted by: Meredith at December 21, 2007 1:08 AM





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