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Mother of Tears / Ranylt Richildis

Film Reviews | June 9, 2008 | Comments (15)


In Suspiria (1977), we were treated to an opulent production design, the kind that makes a movie screen look twelve inches deep. Dario Argento’s love of color and textile showed up again in Suspiria’s unsung sequel, Inferno (1980), which was plump with beautiful moments: a tiered classroom ringing with Verdi, a woman swimming through a submerged rococo parlor, a man duck-walking through a crawlspace to the impact of a percussive Keith Emerson soundtrack. Both films traded primarily on their visual style, their score, and on a dreamlike atmosphere which lent credibility to their silly occult plots. The art-nouveau flourishes in Suspiria, the panning, gliding camera in Inferno, and the astonishing gel-work that visually links the two films never fell out of memory as we waited almost 30 years for Argento to complete his Three Mothers trilogy. The trilogy has now been hammered out, but the final installment, Mother of Tears, has none of the stunning moments of either of the first films, which is my biggest complaint; even Phantom of the Opera, as rancid as it was, had that eye-popping Turkish-bath set piece. Nothing really grabbed me, nothing sank claws into my memory bank — not even the Claudio Simonetti soundtrack, which tinkers with the sitar and mood and even the guttural whispers that Simonetti’s Goblin lavished all over Suspiria, but which never explodes. Mother of Tears is flat, pitiable and almost generic. It’s the kind of horror movie through which we cycle by the dozens in order to uncover the few prizes that addict us to the genre — only uber-fans will spot a glimmer of Argento in the hallmark composition, camera pans and kill scenes.

Mother of Tears opens outside a cemetery as a construction crew unearths a coffin buried on the wrong side of the gate. The coffin holds the body of a man who died in the early nineteenth century, after (legend has it) falling victim to a witch’s blight. Chained to the coffin is an ossuary, which a nervous priest sends to Rome’s Museum of Ancient Art. The box is examined by two archeologists who coo over the gem-studded medieval dagger they find inside, and the three stone fetishes, and the blood-red pagan tunic covered in script. When Sarah (Asia Argento) goes to fetch their dead-language dictionaries, the other archeologist (Coralina Cataldi-Tassoni) is attacked by a rout of ghouls egged on by a satanic monkey. I’ve never watched Argento for the gore, but I can report that splatter-hounds won’t be disappointed. Argento and his usual effects man, Sergio Stivaletti, blow their wads so you can blow chunks watching one woman get strangled with her own greasy intestines and another get impaled from vagina to skull. There are also plenty of gaping throat-smiles, and a torture tableau straight out of Bosch. Though it likely won’t be remembered as an iconic scene, the museum sequence is a strong enough open — probably the best part of the whole film — and worth repeat viewings for its solid Argento artistry. Asia Argento isn’t as oily as usual, here, and her character shows some wit by doing what a real, thinking person would do in her situation; when Sarah sees what’s happening to her coworker through a crack in the door, she silently retreats and takes off her noisy shoes before fleeing through the museum with the jerk monkey on her trail.

There was a lot of potential in those first fifteen minutes, which promised a better Argento film than we’ve seen in years — not least because of the meaty Three Mothers lore which he takes pains to connect back to the two earlier films. This was a movie built for the fans, no question, and it’s filigreed with allusions to Suspiria and Inferno, through story and through participants. Along with Simonetti, Stivaletti, and longtime producer Claudio Argento, Udo Kier returns as an ailing exorcist, and Daria Nicolodi shows up as Sarah’s dead mother. It’s a shame that Nicolodi, a powerhouse behind the first two storyboards, didn’t lend her production talents to the third movie, whose final incarnation was scripted by others. Her creative input guided many of Argento’s best films of the 70s and early 80s and, like John Carpenter without Dean Cundey’s lens, or Wes Anderson without Owen Wilson’s pen, Argento without Nicolodi’s advice reveals the absurdity of the Great Man Theory, and reminds us that creative clusters are bound to their time, place and company, and to whatever’s floating in the ether of the day. What might have been a tight little indulgence winds up being a lackluster exercise in naming off cities, characters and events from the first two films, with little actual reward.

Witchcraft, Catholicism, alchemy and occult violence may be overplayed in the genre, but they can lend good tone to a horror flick when handled well. When Sarah discovers her dead mother was a white witch, she begins to flex her own gifts against the black magic that gallops through Rome like an epidemic, causing women to toss babies over bridges and strangers to go rabid in the streets. The opening of the ossuary has awakened the power of the Third Mother, Mater Lachrymarum, the last surviving matriarch of sorrow. Witches from around the world begin to gather in Rome, but the witches are laughable; they’re Nomads’ punk-goth outsiders without the menace. The Mother of Tears herself is a disappointing lightweight, dubbed with a pipsqueak voice, and way too bimbo to be imposing — at least the Mothers in Suspiria and Inferno had moments of growl, even if they weren’t convincing all the way to the finish. Mothers fare badly all around, actually — the spectral appearance of Sarah’s dead mom lacks affect, which is a must-have for an onscreen ghost. Atmosphere, in fact, is the major criminal absence in a movie that depends on one to fashion tension and make the hocus-pocus less nonsensical. Perhaps we’re just too inured, now, to covens, Gregorian chants, and title sequences of Medieval and Renaissance art depicting the torture of the damned. Or maybe it’s just a stupid, half-hearted film. Argento used to innovate, or at least take the innovations of others to delicious, shuddering extremes, like his famous crane-shot in Tenebre, his gel-work, his use of score, his kill scenes, his sinister close-ups of innocent objects, or his ability to establish an arcane mood. In Mother of Tears, he works with stale clay and fires up an imitation of lesser directors’ output, without decorating it with the aesthetic flourishes his knock-offs have always relied on for a pass.

Viewers who come to Argento for the first time via Mother of Tears are excused if they decide his fans must be leprous with bad taste. Argento’s flaws as a filmmaker are as notorious as his gifts, but those gifts were so hallelujah, back in the day, that they rained light and charm down on the defects and buoyed them up off the basement floor. Audiences were blinded by an atmosphere and soundtrack so supercharged that thin acting, illogical leaps in character mood, and unsatisfying conclusions faded to gray (throw plot holes in with the negatives, if you must, but I believe that Argento’s best films have a perfect puzzle-logic if you really pay attention). But for one instance, Argento never worked with the same cinematographer twice between 1970 and 1982 (the period generally considered to be his finest); the startling composition found in every Argento film is a testament to the director’s own persistent eye for image. That much has been maintained over the years, and it adds a bit of luster to Mother of Tears, which boasts Roman cityscapes and a couple of balanced interiors (though nothing that rivals the interiors of Suspiria and Inferno, or the pristine modern sets of Argento’s early giallos).

Composition is the only thread that links his earlier work to his recent, which seems to be trying for a grittier, more realistic appearance. This isn’t a critique of change. Argento is entitled to evolve as a filmmaker and to deploy any aesthetic he chooses, even in a film meant to be part of a triad in which dream-scaping figures large. The problem here isn’t difference but execution; what Argento has been delivering stylistically in recent years fails to improve his films, or to obscure those defects that have always been there to some degree. He’s not an actor’s director, or a storyteller, or a dialogue specialist, or a continuity technician, which are just some of the things a master filmmaker has to be. We’ve always watched Argento for what he’s able to do with a surface — we watch him for style and (if you’re in the mood to be taken) for tension. When he attempts nuance or minimalism or even restraint, his house of cards collapses into a mess of B-quality production values devoid of imagination. The center cannot hold, all is vanity, and I’m off to go bleed in a corner for having delivered such tart words about one of my favorite visual artists.

Ranylt Richildis lives in Ottawa, Canada. She can be found sneezing in college libraries or dropping chalk in lecture halls, but she’s somehow managed to squeeze in a film or two a day for the last decade.









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Comments

Heh, how did I know this would be your responsibility? Motherfucker, that was a short straw.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at June 9, 2008 3:03 PM

Ranylt, when, oh when, will I catch up to you? I think never. Your stomach for the horror genre is much more fortified than mine.

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at June 9, 2008 3:26 PM

damn.

when i first read that this movie was finally coming, i hoped that it would be good enough to take away the undeserved crown of Greatest Trilogy of All Time bestowed upon Evil Dead by Dustin.

oh well. i'll still probably see this if i can get it on DVD in my part of the world. which will no doubt be in 10 years, if at all.

Posted by: causaubon at June 9, 2008 3:33 PM

countdown to indignant rants about my previous comment in...

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Posted by: causaubon at June 9, 2008 3:39 PM

"...she silently retreats and takes off her noisy shoes before fleeing..."

Oh em gee! A woman taking off her heels before running? It's a Christmas Miracle! Godtopus bless us, everyone!

Posted by: Jeremy at June 9, 2008 3:57 PM

Hi Ranylt, great review, as always. I was, however, confused by the second paragraph. I thought an ossuary was something like a large tomb or crypt, how can you send it to a museum? (Sorry for what might be a stupid question)

Besides that, though, your writing is as illustrative as ever. I can almost see everything happening as you describe it. It's a good thing, too, because this is as close as I'll ever get to seeing any of this trilogy. I cannot stand scary movies, aside from Psycho (due to its greatness), and any of the 70s-80s spooky, slasher-type flicks (because they're laughably bad).

LMG13 -- good question. Some ossuaries are catacombs, others are portable stone chests used to store bones. --RR

Posted by: Lammergeier13 at June 9, 2008 4:09 PM

I've seen one Argento movie and it featured people being stabbed to death with a flute. That pretty much ended any interest I had in Argento movies.

Posted by: Rob at June 9, 2008 4:40 PM

Pajiba reviewer Phillip S. and i had been long waiting for this flick to come out. we did not watch it together, but after we watched it, we both were kinda just...well, apathetic.

sure, it had some great kills (as ranylt mentioned in her review), which in a standard fare slasher flick would have been enough, but Argento films have always been so much more than that. style over subtance, maybe, but not the apathetic return to the "mothers" that this film was.

argento has been in a slump for the past 23 years. "phenomenon" was the last of his 'classic' period (and still this is a stretch), and he's been hit and largely miss since then. too bad, he's a true talent and deserves better (as we do) than his output over the last 20 years or so.

i really have nothing new to add to the review...it really couldn't have been said better. great review.

Posted by: idiot dentist at June 9, 2008 10:53 PM

I am so excited to see this movie, because I loved the others so much! Suspiria is my favourite, although there are scenes in Inferno that are so awesome that I can sometimes just watch chunks of it over and over. Especially the entire start with the submerged ballroom.
Ranylt, don't be offended but I choose not to read this, only because I want to go in totally clean. I've loved your other reviews of Argento though, and you certainly know your stuff. :)

Posted by: Loob at June 9, 2008 11:32 PM

dentist, you mean Phenomena, with Jennifer Connelly right? I love that one! :)

Posted by: Loob at June 9, 2008 11:35 PM

"the spectral appearance of Sarah's dead mom lacks affect, which is a must-have for an onscreen ghost."

What? Did you mean the ghost doesn't react, or isn't effective (as in special effects)?

"Atmosphere, in fact, is the major criminal absence in a movie that depends on one to fashion tension and make the hocus-pocus less nonsensical."
Huh?

"his gel-work, his use of score, his kill scenes"

His use of music, his death scenes. What's gel-work? You mean lighting filters?

"stale clay"

Stale bread I've heard of. Stale clay, never. You're either tying too hard or not editing yourself.

Posted by: Peter L. Winkler at June 10, 2008 2:13 AM

I. Can't. Wait. To. See. This.

I've been going through Ranylt's reviews and systematically knockin' em down. I have completely loved them all.

Oh, and Winkler? Riiiide with it man. I didn't think the Fonz would be so uptight. Stop being such a square and be smoooooth.

Posted by: Electric Monk at June 10, 2008 6:21 AM

can we make an addition to the drinking game?

take a sip if someone complains about Ranylt's writing within 20 comments.

drink if the complaint is within 15.

swig if it happens within 10.

chin if it happens within 5.

seriously. is canadian english somehow different than american (other than certain spellings- colour is supposed to have a u in it godtopus dammit!)? i don't have a college degree (dropped out three times - each time with a different major) yet i seem to have no problem whatsoever understanding and enjoying her reviews.

Posted by: causaubon at June 10, 2008 8:49 AM

Peter: Ranylt means that the ghost was affectless, which made it unable to produce affect in the audience.

Gels are colored pieces of plastic put on lights used in cinematography. Argento is famed for his use of color, specifically, and this is a tool he uses particularly well to achieve that effect (as well as the attendant affect)

The last one is too stupid to address.

Ass.

Posted by: be right back at June 12, 2008 2:03 AM

In this installment, the omnipresent Daria Nicolodi will be performed by Steven Cojacaru.

But other than that, I quite liked it. It just didn't have the feel or the quality of the others, eh.
I've been re-watching lots of Argento recently I'm happy to say, as I discovered a friend needs to borrow a lot of my stash, and I end up watching them first when I locate them.

Posted by: Loob at November 3, 2008 10:14 AM



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