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The Mist / Ranylt Richildis

Film Reviews | November 25, 2007 | Comments (85)


As Pajibans have often expressed, it’s kind of a kick to see beloved children’s literature brought to life onscreen. Granted, it may be far-fetched to call vintage Stephen King children’s literature, but that’s exactly what it was for many of us back in the 1980s, who devoured his paperbacks on back porches whenever school was out. What held us in its grip as kids and teenagers, though, often loses its luster as we get older. King and I parted ways some time in the mid-90s and haven’t been able to rekindle our comfortable old terms since then. But his early short stories and novellas and Bachman books still have nostalgic teeth, and The Mist is, because of its inherent cinematic potential, the one King tale I’ve been waiting to see onscreen since puberty. Throw in Frank Darabont — who breathed life into The Shawshank Redemption adaptation despite its Hollywood nuts and bolts — and there was no way in hell I was missing this popcorner.

For the uninitiated, The Mist takes place in a small Maine community recovering from a violent summer storm. David Drayton (Thomas Jane) stops into the local supermarket for supplies, accompanied by his young son and his asshole neighbor (who comes off less assholish onscreen thanks to Andre Braugher’s three-dimensional take on the Norton character). When a thick fog engulfs the store, the parking lot, and the world for as far as the eye can see, horror happens. It happens outside the supermarket, where people are devoured by marvels only partially apprehended, and it happens inside among the cornered collection of strangers, where human nature kicks in, Hobbesian platitudes gush, and the old trope of Who’re The Real Monsters? plays out in fine enough form.

While the novella wisely delays clear-cut explanations about the beasties’ origins, Darabont’s version hammers us right off with the cause; army vehicles and soldiers are much more prominent in the movie’s opening moments than they are in the novella’s, erasing the slower build and crushing out any sense of mystery about the teratogenous wherefores (fans of horror know that government research labs are almost always to blame for the zombies and giant moles that plague us). That utter sense of senselessness for a good part of the narrative is what injects King’s novella with its darkest shot of horror, and seeing the camo so lime-lit right off the bat in the film steals that from us.

The adaptation fumbles early on with this, I think, and it fumbles right at the film’s conclusion with its tacked-on O. Henry ending (I can’t say more without spoiler-ing, but insert my G.O.B.-ian Come ON! here). King’s on record stating he prefers Darabont’s ending to his own — but this is the man who prefers the made-for-TV version of The Shining over Kubrick’s, and who thinks ambivalent Hitchcockian endings are “weak”, as if he can’t see a difference between structure and theme. I’ll take Kubrick’s and Hitchcock’s authority on film theory over King’s (and Darabont’s) any day; the only good thing about the emotion-porn conclusion — complete with Dead Can Dance caterwauling — is that it didn’t go the way of the test-audience wrap-up. And, to be fair, it’s bound to work for viewers who don’t mind a bit of sweaty, clumsy manipulation from time to time (I say this as someone who, by nature, just prefers a more subtle lover’s touch).

But these are two complaints that can’t sink an overall effective little monster movie. Everything sandwiched between Darabont’s bookends works as it should. Unless you’re the type of viewer who can’t forgive alterations between source and film, or who requires something in the way of Original to light your fire, The Mist connects the genre dots and draws up a decent nightmare. Few of Darabont’s changes offend, and — not that it matters — the novella itself never really brought much new to what Lovecraft began, aside from King’s mundane-becomes-monstrous signature, and his dependable Maine-life portraits. Darabont wisely erased King’s most indulgent weak-spot in the novella (David and Amanda’s uglies-bumpage up in the manager’s office), and added a few zingers that seemed to satisfy the cheese-craving audience around me. Most importantly for our purposes, his creatures are squeam-inducing and acid-taut in design, his gore is minimal but intense, and his muted use of music reflects the hollow silence of a deep fog. Seeing King’s grocery-store grand guignol come alive — like the famous scenes in the loading dock and pharmacy — was a trip I suspect can be enjoyed by both idolaters of the original story and those with no previous King experience.

All’s well with the performances, too. Thomas Jane grinds it as the helpless father and husband who’s honest about his terror but determined to protect his son from the mist-fiends. He’s only as wooden as an average male thirtysomething would be in that situation, frozen partly by fright and partly by the social convention that insists men of his age, in such a situation, take the stoic lead. The locals — always colorful stock types in a King story — are brought to life accordingly: Frances Sternhagen takes on the old-lady schoolteacher role (Mrs. Reppler in the source story), spraying many-legged skittlers with bug repellant while comforting her ex-students with her classroom associations; Toby Jones is a perfect Ollie Weeks, the mild-mannered supermarket clerk who rises to the occasion; and Marcia Gay Harden is the fanatic Mrs. Carmody realized up to the ceiling.

As happens in the novella, Mrs. Carmody gradually works her way into the center of the story, and Darabont latches onto the tale’s best character and uses her as a touchstone for the theme he chose to amplify: the old Science vs. Religion rivalry. Religion, as it’s embodied in the vile Mrs. Carmody and her pungent biblical rhapsodizing, comes off badly — but so does science. It’s science that let the Frankenstein monsters loose in the first place, and those science-monsters encroach on the town wrapped in a mist — the world’s oldest metaphor for ignorance and blindness. I’m not sure what we’re supposed to take away from this film (if there’s anything to take away apart from a few good scares and shudders), but I do wonder if it’s any accident that The Mist finally made it to the screen in the much-mocked Bush era, as science finds itself fighting to keep its position as the philosophical default after a hundred years of supremacy in the US. No — that’s probably a stretch on my part. But it is timely, and it adds that membrane of cultural relevance we expect in our monster movies, and which we’ve been aware of since the creature features of the 1950s played politics with their thinly disguised red scares.

Ranylt Richildis lives in Ottawa, Canada. She can usually be found sneezing in college libraries or dropping chalk in lecture halls, but she’s somehow managed to squeeze in a film or two a day for the last decade.


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Comments

Okay, I think now we all might be able to agree that the Richildis Lions for Lambs review wasn't (more miss than hit) satire.
Instead, it was just like this review-- unfocused, repetitive and -- the worst offense possible on the glory that is pajiba-- totally boring.

Posted by: Jenn at November 24, 2007 1:31 PM

Good review ;)

I take it that the movie is pretty good, as long as you discount the sucky ending: frankly, that's what I expect with any Stephen King adaptation. His books always work because the unknown/suspense is the scariest part. When they have to spell out so specifically "what the bad thing is" in a movie, it always ruins it to some extent. Thanks for the review, though, I've been anxiously waiting to hear the verdict on this one!

Posted by: staylor at November 24, 2007 1:32 PM

Good review:

Good to see Andre Braugher working again.

Posted by: Pookie at November 24, 2007 1:41 PM

Oh hush, Jenn.

Posted by: Roll at November 24, 2007 1:45 PM

I also think Raynilt's other review wasn't satire, or if it was, it was poorly done, but this review wasn't bad at all. It was good, actually. You just don't like her, Jenn.

Posted by: Gaby at November 24, 2007 1:59 PM

Glad to hear it was enjoyable on the whole.

Hubby has been wanting to see this. I read the story a few years back and quite enjoyed it, so we've been rather stoked. Nice they didn't ruin it.

Posted by: Skeggjold at November 24, 2007 2:01 PM

It should read Ranylt's, sorry.

Posted by: Gaby at November 24, 2007 2:02 PM

I am really looking forward to this. I haven't seen a decent horror flick in a long time, and it looks like this one might deliver for once.

Also I agree with Roll. The review was fine.

Posted by: Andy at November 24, 2007 2:03 PM

**POSSIBLE SPOILERS** I remember reading this story as a teenager and thinking that it would be great to see translated to the sliver screen, and after seeing it Thanksgiving night, I can say it did not disappoint. It seems like it's a movie you see with a crowd. You could feel the tension growing in the room towards the middle of the movie when things start to grow out of control in the supermarket, and the woosh of relief when a certain character meets her fate. I loved it, and it easily, and quickly made it's way into my top ten horror/sci fi favorites of all time.

As for the end, I'm not totally sold on it because, after thinking about it for a while, I personally didn't want it to end the way it did after the characters lived through what they did. I appreciate the ending though, and it really sticks with you. Darabont gets a big kudos for taking a chance here.

Highly recommended!

Posted by: Paul at November 24, 2007 2:55 PM

*sigh* At least it won't be complete torture, I HAVE to go to this since Mrs. Slim is convinced that me not going to her flicks is somehow grounds for divorce.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 24, 2007 3:01 PM

Wow, really, Pajibans? I saw this movie last night hoping for a gore-moderate (I'm kind of a wimp) jump fest and was sorely, sorely disappointed. I'm EASILY scared and I laughed during this one. Darabont spoils the tension with lame CGI early on and the movie goes from campy horror fun to a "serious" take on human nature--and ends up failing on both counts. The ending sucked and the acting by the lead and his son was painful. Marcia Gay Harden, although she gets old about 70 minutes in, is by the far the most interesting and engaging thing about this movie.

If you're waiting for a good horror flick, trust me, this isn't it.

Posted by: Emily at November 24, 2007 3:06 PM

Jen: You're mean. There's more to a good review than snarky shenanigans, though those can be fun.

Paul: Yeah....but man I hated that ending the sweaty lover metaphor was apt.

Not sure how I feel about the allusion to Kubrick and the idea that King is wrong to have preferred his own version. Kubrick did whore that movie out quite a bit and ruined a lot of the sense of The Shining, my favorite King book.

and Emily: That CGI was damn good, in my humble O. I found it suitably scary, esp the religious shite.

Posted by: caro at November 24, 2007 5:16 PM

King and I parted ways some time ago as well. Him and his mass-market paperbacks.

Great review, R.R.

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at November 24, 2007 6:06 PM

I liked the acting, creature design, sound design, and in general the direction. I was not too crazy about the screenplay however. Darabont the writer kept the most turgid of King's dialogue, gave clues to the reason for the mist way too early, and changed the awesome, sad, but open ending of the novella. I am really torn on this one, whether I like it or hate it that is.

Posted by: Adam C at November 24, 2007 7:41 PM

R.R.- My feelings for King are identical to yours. His earlier works were part of my childhood canon, and his first two short story collections still give me the willies. But I don't think King's written balls-out horror fiction in some 15 years, especially not since his accident. Most of his recent work I would categorize as dark fantasy. The opening third of "Cell" was fantastic, but it really fizzled off as the story progressed. I couldn't even make it through "From A Buick Eight", and the Dark Tower series just got a little dense for this gal.

I also agree that King's opinions regarding film adaptations of his books are faulty. Uncle Stevie's just a little too close to the source material. "The Shining" is a great example. Both the book and the movie are seriously creepy. But what makes the movie downright freaky has a lot to do with the choices Kubrick made about what portions of the book to alter or omit. A lot of the horror in the book just does not translate well into cinematic horror.

A perfect example is the topiary animals from the novel. In the novel, they are scary as hell, thanks to King's great descriptive prose and his skill with mounting tensions(and a good imagination0, but on the screen they come out goofy and more funny than scary(Don't believe me; rent the made-for-tv movie.). King needs to get over himself and realize what works in a good story doesn't always work in a good screenplay. In fact, I'd be hard-pressed to think of an adaptation of literature into film that wasn't changed for the constraints of the medium.

As for "The Mist", I am also surprised that it received a positive review. The trailers made it look a little too bright and television-ish. It's been a reeeeeeally long time since a new movie scared the bejeebus out of me, so I reserve the right to be a little skeptical about the Boo Factor on this one.

And I may be wrong (might need to rummage through one of my my paperback-filled rubbermaid tubs to confirm this) but I thought in the original story, King insinuated pretty early on the source of the mist and monsters. Didn't he mention a lab of some sort across the water from the town and that the protagonist noticed the mist seemed to come from the direction of the lab?

Posted by: Alabamapink at November 24, 2007 8:46 PM

Alabamapink-- what might be a subtle hint in a book can be smack you over the head obvious when put in a movie. The reasons for this are simple. Movies are extremely economical with their information. The numerous processes that go into creating a single shot that you see on screen are intense. It can take forever /just/ to change the camera position (on the shoots I have been on, it has taken up to three hours-- admittedly not the most professional of productions) and the phrase "time is money" is more true on a movie set than anywhere else. When something is shown on the movie screen, therefore, it automatically has a weight that a passing mention in a multi-hundred page book will not. We know things don't make it to the screen unless they're important.
So while King's passing mention of a lab and a mist that seems to be coming from the lab may hint at a source, the reader knows how seriously to take it.
However, we are trained movie viewers. We know that when we see something on screen, it is very significant-- either it is significant as a clue to what is going on, or it is significant in that it is a misdirection carefully orchestrated by the crew to mislead us.
Either way, a movie scene in which a mysterious scientific lab is seen across the water emanating steam is going to have much more weight than a passing mention in a book. What is a subtle hint in the latter place is obvious in the former.

Bleh.
As for the review, I guess it's going to be a Pajiba tradition, from now on, for someone to 'diss' Ranylt every time she writes a review. While I think the inclusion of regular Hitchcockion references and the lately reoccurring allusion to the Grand Guignol is painfully pretentious, the woman's opinions are neither hard to understand nor without intellectual /and/ plebeian value.

Posted by: amea_gari at November 24, 2007 9:41 PM

I wished to add, on an unrelated note-- the TIME article you linked to in your review, Ranylt, was indeed horrifying. Not for the reasons many Pajibans may imagine, however. I am deeply disturbed to hear that there is an attempt to censor what books may be sold in a National Park, with the pretense that we can't let the ignorant public be brainwashed by 'unscientific' theories. The pretense that it is a matter of separation of Church and state bypasses ludicrous and sails into the realm of unbelievable stupidity.
I wouldn't be threatened by the inclusion of Native American inspired books about the origins, mythologies, and traditions of the Grand Canyon. No one is being forced to purchase this book, believe what it presents, nor are public funds being used to present the material.
The repeated tenant that faith is at odds with science is less true now than ever, and to intimate that science and reason are under attack from the presentation of intelligent design as a theory, is one of the most ridiculous and insultingly stupid things in common parlance today. My Christian parents never had a problem with my being taught the evolution /theory/, the long day creation theory, or any other theory. I guess some people, however, are terrified of giving people the choice of what to believe by offering them different options.
Well how's that for an off-topic tirade? That's what happens when someone links to sheer stupidity.

Posted by: amea_gari at November 24, 2007 10:03 PM

amea_girl, I think you're right about poor Ranylt getting at least one putdown in the comments section of every review she writes, and I have a theory about why.

I think a lot of Pajibans would like to write reviews for this site. They've been hoping that the witty and clever comments they leave would get noticed by Dustin et al., and that they would be asked to join the illustrious staff. The fact that new people have been invited and they haven't really gets their collective goat. It's harder for the new female staff because some of this jealousy is romantic in nature, I bet. Lots of Pajiba commenters have crushes on the male Pajiba writers, as evidenced by the creepy "If it weren't for Mrs. Pajiba-Hyphenate I'd snap you up and marry you in a second!!!" comments that pop up frequently. I don't blame them, because men who can write are hott. I'm just saying these fantasies about being asked to join the writing staff are compounded by romantic fantasies, and new female staff members are particularly threatening for that reason.

I don't spend enough time here to have fully analyzed the situation and I may very well be wrong. That's just my theory.

As for The Mist, I'm looking forward to it. I've forgiven Frank Darabont for The Majestic, and I think he really knows how to turn King's stories into good movies- a skill few filmakers have been able to demonstrate. I can't WAIT to see what he does with the Long Walk.

Posted by: Sheri at November 24, 2007 10:10 PM

I wouldn't say it was a bad review or a good one. "Meh" would be the word I would choose, I suppose. It was a decent review, Ranylt, but it had all the bite of my fiance's 92 year old grandma, and all the entertainment of said grandmother on Valium.

On the other hand, I don't see the point in reviewing a film if every review is going to be compared to ancient black and white cinema, or a book that was picked up in the pretentious books section of Barnes & Noble.

Being chosen as to be a contributor to Pajiba is an honor (IMO), but what it's not is an opportunity to sit in front of a computer with a college dictionary and see how many 6 syllable words and literary allusions can be squeezed in to one review.

I apologize if this seems a bit harsh, but I think it's what Hitchcock would want if he weren't a rotting pile of maggots and earth right now.

Posted by: Manny at November 24, 2007 11:11 PM

Manny, I couldn't have said it better myself.

Posted by: Monica at November 25, 2007 12:09 AM

Dear God, people. Enough. If the editors feel that Ranylt isn't contributing adequately, they'll deal with it. As it is, I'm a bit confused as to why everyone seems so overwhelmed by her vocabulary. I've read things that have gone over my head, but Ranylt's reviews always seem to go through smoothly. I highly doubt that she, having spent so much time in a college library, still needs a dictionary in front of her to write an articulate review.

In an effort to be on topic, I should point out that I despise all horror movies and thus I don't really care about the actual topic. That is, the movie.

Posted by: Claire at November 25, 2007 12:20 AM

Yeah, well-said Manny.
While I meant to, in my own way, defend Ranylt, I also stated a problem with these allusions already, and I want to add that they further impede the message by feeling forced. It's like they were sprinkled in and contribute no clarity to your point, Ranylt.

Posted by: amea_gari at November 25, 2007 12:24 AM

One of the scariest parts of this short story was the ending so it's a shame they don't follow it. And I kind of figured that the movie would spend way too much time on the military's role.

Great review. Since this was my favorite short story of his besides "the Long Walk" I'll definitely be seeing this film. Harden looks like a great religious fanatic. Thank for the great review, R!

Posted by: Lex at November 25, 2007 1:09 AM

MAN ALIVE.

HORROR FANS CANNOT WIN.

the current state of horror gets shit upon with all the criticism (not unnecessary) of "torture porn", "goreno"; whatever...regardless...it needs to stop...there are much more interesting ideas out there...

critics wish for more horror films that focus not on carnage, but on character development and suspense.

and we finally get one, and...well...it sorta gets shit upon.

not to say that this review shits on "the mist". it doesn't. but it doesn't sing its praises in breaking away from the current stifling state of the genre, either.

what we get is lukewarm comparisons to prior King novel movie adaptations, comparisons to the director's prior canon, and comparisons to the original source material (i'm making a generalization here; i'm not saying all these points are addressed in THIS PARTICULAR review). no mention of the "bold" (according to critics of past horror films) departure from the sad state of horror.

first off...the source material. let me say this...i'm a stephen king fan. not a huge one, but i've read more stephen king books than the average american. but i haven't read "the mist". and taking into account the studio, the director, and the author, this movie WAS NOT FUCKING MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THE ORIGINAL SOURCE MATERIAL. come one, let's do the math (i won't post numbers, since i suck at math), but most people who are going to see the movie "the mist" haven't read the novella "the mist". so dedicate a paragraph to the discrepancies, move on, and shut the fuck up.

secondly, prior King novel movie/miniseries adaptations have pretty much sucked. sure, there are exceptions (all IMHO..."the shining", "carrie", "creepshow", "the dead zone", "stand by me", "misery", darabont's adaptations...). but as with any literary source, there are going to be good adaptations and bad adaptations. give me one person who liked "no country for old men" whose opinion was influenced by "all the pretty horses". again, make your point quickly, and shut the fuck up.

so finally, frank darabont. sure, darabont has had hits and misses with his directorial resume. "shawshank" was pretty much well received (IMHO deservedly so), "green mile" was OK, and "the majestic" was well-intentioned if not well-executed or well-received. but the man has passion. and, in my opinion, he's a horror fan (look at his writing resume...it ain't perfect, but at least he's in the fold). so he has at least a passing idea of what works and what doesn't work. but "the mist" is different. don't compare it to his previous adaptations of King's work. it doesn't translate. so move on.

bottom line, have a heart for horror fans. we fuel the box office several times out of the year by seeing flicks/buying DVD's in our genre even though we may not necessarily be jazzed about them (i won't name names ["captivity"]; making money for the possibility of delivering both studio produced nonsense and independent features), we put up with criticism both from the mainstream press and the genre-specific press, and we try to support new directions in the genre but get beat down when they're not oscar worthy.

"the mist" will not win any oscars. sure, there are dodgy FX the first time the tentacles appear (bye-bye, 'sherminator'!!). sure, thomas jane overacts a bit in the finale. sure, there are plot holes. sure, marcia gay harden takes it to the extreme. sure, the ending will divide viewers. but at least its different. at least it tries. at least it isn't "conventional" in the sense.

man alive, give US a fuckin' break.

Posted by: idiot dentist at November 25, 2007 1:20 AM

For the record, I don't think Ranylt's allusions are opaque or forced. "Grocery store grand guignol" is a lovely and evocative turn of phrase, and I could picture just what she meant by it. Where are the "pretentious book" allusions? O. Henry? Hobbes? Lovecraft? Or allusions to "ancient black and white cinema"? Hitchcock? I literally don't know what y'all are talking about anymore.

As for "it's booooring," I can't really argue with that at all, except to say: I did not find the review boring. Uh, so there.

Posted by: be right back at November 25, 2007 1:29 AM

I am always blown away by the number of people on this site who feel as if it's appropriate to complain about the reviews, particularly when it pertains solely to the reviewer's writing style. If you don't like it, don't read it, or go find a review written by someone else. It's that simple. This is a *free* service; you are not a customer. I just find it so incredibly rude. Go start your own fucking movie/television/book review website if you are so damn disappointed.

Posted by: little ya at November 25, 2007 1:47 AM

I'm still a little skeptical about seeing The Mist, but I usually trust Ranylt's word (how right she was about "The Brave One"), so mayhaps I'll give this one a go.

And for the record, Ranylt's style may not be everyone's particular cup of tea, but that's just her...and I for one find it incredibly ballsy that she can soldier on, despite some of the harsh things people say on here. I've received criticism before for my writing, and it isn't easy to move past it. So, um, there!

Posted by: citizen_cris at November 25, 2007 2:34 AM

Hey, I'm not trying to bring Ranylt down. I like her, for the record, and I think she has talent.
However, I'm not taking back what I said, because I still mean it. I happen to like the fact that Ranylt's reviews aren't littered with out-of-place foul language and ridiculous ranting. I'm just sick to death of the Hitchcock references and repetition of phrases I have seen here, especially lately. I think I have seen the Grand Guignol referenced five times in the past month. Was it the Pajiba word of the day or something?

little ya--
This isn't like other review sites. The readers here respond to the reviews on numerous levels, and discourse is regularly /encouraged/. Many of the reviewers themselves are rude beyond measure, and often inconsiderate of their readers' sensibilities, with everything from politics to religion to culture. We take it because this is a site where we can give it right back on whatever level and in whatever fashion we see fit. Some people are total punks, some are thoughtful, some are idiots. If you expect anything else, maybe you're the one who should go elsewhere.

Posted by: amea_gari at November 25, 2007 3:00 AM

Claire, BRB, et al:

Agreed. If our esteemed reviewer uses words that people don't understand, perhaps those people should bust out their fucking dictionaries and quit complaining. If I were you I'd be embarrassed to admit that my vocab wasn't good enough to read it, especially on this site. You want dumbed down witticisms for their own sake, go read Perez. But lay off RR.

And for the record, did anyone ever think about the fact that its difficult to pen a gripping commentary when the subject is so decidedly mediocre?

Posted by: Smokin at November 25, 2007 3:09 AM

Although I think this site needs to maintain journalistic standards to be taken seriously, it doesn't need to follow the fish-wrap formula of writing, i.e use basic words and get to the point so people can decide whether to see the movie while holding a 32-ounce latte in one hand and an electric shaver in the other. And when it comes to reviews how do you know which reviewer to trust? Sure, you compare and contrast enough and you get an idea. But the writer's perspective is more easily understood when there is individuality to the writing. Ranylt, go ahead and use big words if they fit. I dont mind pulling out the dictionary and learning a new word. On the other hand, if a fustian writer has disdain for a movie like Crash because it is too direct or obvious than I know why she would feel that way, and it perhaps invalidates her opinion to a degree. In this case, it was a good, clean review for the whole pajiba.

Posted by: JP at November 25, 2007 3:11 AM

I also think it's maybe a good rule of thumb not to post things to/about a person that you wouldn't say to their face. Can you really say, if you knew the presumably lovely RR, that you would call her writing "pretentious" and "totally boring", particularly if you were not paid or asked or indeed qualified to judge it?

I have no complaints about the review myself and I can certainly learn to deal with some of the constructive criticism here, but it's the rudeness that gets to me. I think we should direct or scathing bitchiness at the real enemy- the entertainment industry and its general crapiness.

Posted by: Elisa at November 25, 2007 5:07 AM

The Mist was a favorite of mine as well, and I'm amazed it took this long to get to the screen, given the cinematic sensibility of the writing. I'm glad it received something more than a C-list adaptation, and if it didn't elevate the source material all that much, it didn't have to in order to be a decent flick.

I laughed at the review title, which is a tiny masterpiece. For the uninitiated, "ayuh" is Stephen King Maine-speak for "I agree, but I'm not going to get excited about it". It's a nice touch that the review was written in the tone of "ayuh".

Posted by: sansho1 at November 25, 2007 10:31 AM

I think Ranylt should post a review under a pseudonym sometime and see if the same typical reactions spring up.

I thought it was a good review. I've never ready any of King's stuff that I can recall, and the trailers for this don't particularly fascinate me, but the review makes it sound fairly decent and possibly something that'd be worth a Netflix in the future.

And for whoever said people who've read the story aren't the ones who are going to see the movie... whaaaa? Seriously? Almost everyone I've seen/heard say they want to see it, it's because they ARE King/Mist fans.

Posted by: Gabs at November 25, 2007 12:00 PM

Yeesh. Couldn't resist a swipe at Bush?

As for the "end times" -- are the attempts to eradicate Christmas part of this also?

Aside from the ideological jabs, good review. I enjoyed the movie. And that bitch in the store was scarier than any of the monsters, just in case you think I'm one of "them".

Posted by: jvon at November 25, 2007 12:10 PM

Can't we just hug it out?

Posted by: Manny at November 25, 2007 1:20 PM

i reread my review and it appeared i was being hostile toward the reviewer here on pajiba. i wasn't and apologize if it came off that way. it was a good review and i was glad that the reviewer enjoyed certain aspects of the film and actually recommended it.

what i was venting about was the picky critiques and the lack of acknowledgment that "the mist" at least TRIES something that is different from the usual crap we get from the oft-shit upon horror genre. that's all. i shouldn't have lumped what i've read in other reviews and spat it out here. i like my horror, obviously, and get a little passionate about it!!!

Posted by: idiot dentist at November 25, 2007 2:41 PM

idiot dentist

In my original post, I intended to compliment you, because you disagreed with the content of the review (as opposed to the writing style) and argued the hell out of your viewpoint. I can't imagine another writer having a problem with that, and it sure beats droning on about pretentiousness.

Posted by: sansho1 at November 25, 2007 2:56 PM

Oy. Ranylt, you are a trooper. Being a female writer on this site doesn't seem to bode well, generally speaking.

In other news, there is a Mrs. BSlim? God bless her. ;)

Posted by: Daphne at November 25, 2007 3:41 PM

Once again, I had no difficulty following the review at all. It was neither boring nor pretentious, and I hope she doesn't change her writing style based on the gripes of a few complainers.

Did anyone else who's seen the movie see a trailer for some abomination called "The Poughkeepsie Tapes"? Just the trailer made me feel like I needed a shower.

For those who didn't catch the trailer, the tapes in the title are video tapes made by a serial killer as he tortures and kills his victims. It all looked filmed on handheld crappy old video stock. The trailer was just the screaming and begging for their lives stuff, I'm sure the actual movie will include the actual killings. Ick.
I can hardly wait though, for the torture-porn shitstorm in the comments section of the review when it comes out.

Posted by: canology at November 25, 2007 3:47 PM

idiot dentist:

Thanks for clarifying. It did seem like you were grinding an axe that for the most part didn't include this particular review. And I think I generally agree that critics in general have a hard time writing about genre pictures in a way that doesn't punish them for either being part of a genre (scary, but brainless!) or for trying to expand the genre (smart, but not scary!). I'm looking forward to giving this film a shot, too.

And I personally think Ranylt is at her strongest when she tries to give genre pictures their due (as in her reviews of "The Brave One," "The Invasion," etc.) It can be trickier to say something interesting about this kind of film than one like "No Country For Old Men" (though I thought that review was excellent, too, don't get me wrong), simply because the genre/art divide is a muddy one, and "scary" (as well as "funny" or "magical" or "moving") is very hard to quantify convincingly -- there's always going to be someone who's like "just not scary/funny/magical/moving." Genres like horror are more intertextual in the way they address their audience than "art" films, and don't really have the option of being seen as completely original if they also want to reap the rewards of belonging to a genre. Yes, "art" films can (and probably should) be seen as a genre of their own, and no film is really Original or non-intertextual; I just mean that horror, fantasy, and the like are marked more heavily in this way, for better (Built-in audiences! Adjusted expectations!) and for worse (Critical dismissal! Fanculture whining about minutae!), as your comment illustrates.

Posted by: be right back at November 25, 2007 3:51 PM

Re: The movie, I'll probably go and see it when it's released. I'm a King fan in general, though I haven't read this particular story so I won't have a problem with any deviations from the source material. In fact, "The Shining" (the Kubrick version) really bugged me the first time I saw it because it differed so radically from the book in certain parts. Watching it again a few years later, it seems a lot better when not compared directly against a literary work (which, I guess, would be one of the things idiot dentist was driving at).

Re: the review(er), I can't say that I noticed anything particularly pretentious or high-handed about how RR writes. I like seeing a reviewer who clearly knows stuff about stuff, both films and more general knowledge, and while I might personally lean more towards the kind of vitriolic ranting that made me love this site in the first place, that isn't possible for every film (particularly not one that's getting a vaguely positive review) and would get boring if every reviewer did it. Difference = good, and so on.

That said, I certainly don't think it's fair to try and stop people from expressing negative opinions about RR's writing. Some of the more personally-slanted comments are out of line, certainly, but I think it's a little bit skewed for people to suggest that the very concept of critiquing a reviewer's style is out of bounds - we praise them when they write reviews that we like and criticise when they don't. That's the nature of a site like this, and I think the only way people learn is through valid, tempered criticism of their work. If the only type of comments we allowed were of the "[Reviewer name], that was awesome! Will you marry me?" variety, things would get pretty boring pretty quickly, and none of the reviewers would have any incentive to hone their skills or put effort into their reviews, since positive squeeing would be the only reaction to them.

On which note, to Elisa, who asked "Can you really say, if you knew the presumably lovely RR, that you would call her writing "pretentious" and "totally boring", particularly if you were not paid or asked or indeed qualified to judge it?", well yes. If I know someone well enough for them to show me their work for criticism, I'd comment honestly. I might phrase it slightly more delicately, but then tone and delicacy are among the victims of textual communication. And furthermore, someone who posts their work on a public site open to comments from anyone has to expect an open and honest appraisal of said work, even if that won't always be positive. RR is, presumably, a grown-up, and if she feels the bitching is too much for her to handle, then (with respect, because to re-iterate, I actually *like* her reviews) maybe 'Pajiba reviewer' just isn't the calling for her?

Posted by: Shay at November 25, 2007 5:33 PM

Shay: I completely agree. I speak up for Ranylt's reviews because I feel some of the specific criticisms levelled against her are unfair, not because I think that the act of criticizing reviews is unfair. As for Ranylt herself, she's never given any indication that she views the shit-storms her reviews have kicked up of late to be anything but indications that she's a "real" Pajiban now, and therefore a source of pride.

Posted by: be right back at November 25, 2007 6:03 PM

Meh, Pajiba and it's reviewers are overrated. In fact EVERYTHING is overrated nowadays, it's all been going downhill since the Carter administration.

And those who are trying to slam the commenters by alluding that, somehow, they are trying to become contributors, are just trying to do a little ass-kissing themselves to see to see if THEY get called.

I can see right through all that Maybelline.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 25, 2007 6:09 PM

*its

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 25, 2007 6:10 PM

The first time I read The Mist was in one sitting throughout the course of an early fall day and -- in the words of Robert Wuhl -- I shit you not that darkness (in the form of a thunderstorm) fell slowly over the land outside my window just as I read about the mist surrounding the supermarket. It was truly a trippy experience and I've been wondering when Hollyweird was gonna get around to filming this classic horror story.

The only casting decision that mystified me was Harden as Mrs Carmody, who I always pictured as an ugly old bag of the Anne Ramsay variety. Harden, who cleaned up nice enough to play Ava Gardner in the Sinatra biopic several years ago, is playing ol' lady Carmody?? This I will have to see to believe.

Posted by: Matt at November 25, 2007 6:16 PM

Wow, all the controversy! I love it.
I also read the novella when i was a teen, and like most Stephen King stories, I enjoyed it.
Although I do agree that most of his written work does not translate well into film (Hearts in Atlantis anyone?)for some reason I am always excited to see another work made into a movie. So, I am definitly going to go see this film. If only for the fact that it is a horror flick not of the torture-porn variety(as previously stated).
Also, I am going to stand up for RR. I read her review and didn't think it was boring or that the vocabulary was over my head. It was a review, it does the job. I'm also partial becuase I too live in Ottawa, so I feel a kinship :)

Posted by: amanda at November 25, 2007 6:52 PM

*peeks in, glances at TK, snickers, steals softly away*

Posted by: general rhubarb at November 25, 2007 7:37 PM

That said, I certainly don't think it's fair to try and stop people from expressing negative opinions about RR's writing.

Who's stopping people from posting negative opinions? I agree - the reviewers are adults posting on a public site, so having a thick skin is part of the job. As be right back indicated, Ranylt hasn't posted anything, to my knowledge, in an attempt to defend herself, so I'm assuming that the thick skin is in place. It's a vicious cycle, indeed, but everyone has a right to their opinion - even those who feel compelled to defend Ranylt against those who don't care for her writing style. I get what you're saying, Shay, but unless I'm missing something, no commenter can prevent any other commenter from speaking his/her peace. Presumably, only Dustin and his team can do that, and they don't - God bless 'em.

I don't have a problem with criticism inherently. I don't know - to some degree, there seems to be an imbalance of criticisms. Of course, it could be my perception, but the only reviewers who seem to consistently inspire marriage proposals are Dustin and Daniel. I rarely see their work critiqued to a similar degree as Ranylt (and AB, somewhat). The exception, perhaps, is if the review isn't scathing and bitchy enough? Which doesn't seem to be a critique on their writing style so much as the theme of the site? If that makes sense.

Posted by: Daphne at November 25, 2007 8:36 PM

I certainly don't think it's fair to try and stop people from expressing negative opinions about RR's writing.

I think I may have given the impression that I don't think that *any* negative opinions should be given about the writing here, which is not surprising, since that's basically what I said. I made such a general statement very impulsively, as I was just incredibly angered by the bullying of Ranylt that was running rampant. I feel like there's people here who have never heard of the term "constructive feedback." Would you really say those insulting things to Ranylt's face? I don't know, perhaps you would, but I think it's totally uncalled for. And this rudeness appears to be a growing trend around here.

amea_gari: Even though I may be commenting for the first time, that does not mean that I am not well aware of the atmosphere and goings-on of this site. I have been lurking here for almost two years now. I remember the "10 Most Bangable Celebs" comments meltdown, the Captivity fiasco, and Jeremy's incredibly brief and cursory Marie Antoinette review that he elaborated on in response to commentors' feedback. I remember when the site was hacked and all the archived comments went boom. I remember when this site was nothing *but* movie reviews. I am very familiar with BarbadoSlim's buffoonery, which often makes me roll my eyes, yet smile at the same time. So there's no need to tell me what it's like around here.

Also, from what I've seen, the only instances reviewers here have been rude is when responding to rudeness of which they were the target. Thus, I don't think that warrants regularly throwing around insults directed toward them. In the end, they are providing us with a free service. Sure, give some feedback, but sometimes I think people take the "bitchy" part of this site a little too far.

Posted by: little ya at November 25, 2007 9:20 PM

Hmm, I think "constructive criticism" was the phrase I was going for. Yep, that's the one.

Posted by: little ya at November 25, 2007 9:23 PM

"I am very familiar with BarbadoSlim's buffoonery, which often makes me roll my eyes, yet smile at the same time..."


RIGHT ON!..*pauses*...hey..wait a..

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 25, 2007 10:39 PM

I know this is a little off-topic, but did anyone else think that "The Jaunt" (a novella in Skeleton Crew) was the most horrific story they'd ever read? It gave me nightmares for MONTHS.

Posted by: Ali at November 25, 2007 11:01 PM

Dustin and Daniel. I rarely see their work critiqued to a similar degree as Ranylt (and AB, somewhat).

This could be because Ranylt and AB both seem to suffer from the problem of trying to sell their writing style rather than the review itself, and that Dustin and Daniel write more engagingly. I feel like RR's style is very self-aware; there's often a flourish for flourish's sake. Of course, the ponderousness of that godawful Lions for Lambs review is just going to bring the rest of her work in for higher scrutiny by the sticklers on the site, the way we watch an ex-con for recidivism a lot more closely than the never-been-caught shoplifter.

Posted by: JoeBlu at November 25, 2007 11:33 PM

I tend to read Ranylt's style not as self-aware, but as academic. I read a lot of academic work, both for class and for my part-time job, and most scholars automatically adjust their writing style when they're writing a critical piece. Honestly, it's not hard to switch into academic style once you're used to writing that way. I admit that it may be less fun for people to read, but that doesn't mean that it's necessarily self-conscious or pretentious - it just speaks to the manner in which she habitually engages the material.

Posted by: Claire at November 26, 2007 12:15 AM

I also think it's maybe a good rule of thumb not to post things to/about a person that you wouldn't say to their face.

Indeed. Saying stuff like this always makes me feel old, but I really think it's this exact problem that is contributing to the demise of civilized discourse in our society. Why, back in my day...

In other news, there is a Mrs. BSlim? God bless her. ;)

Ha ha Daphne! My thoughts exactly.

Posted by: katy at November 26, 2007 1:23 AM

"Also, from what I've seen, the only instances reviewers here have been rude is when responding to rudeness of which they were the target."- little ya--

First of all, I have said nothing that I wouldn't say to Ranylt's face. I continue to stand behind my comments about her reviews, both the good and the bad that.

Secondly, you're kidding right? You don't think the incessant jabs at people's political and theological beliefs, jabs at their cultural identity, course language, and other attacks that the reviewers sneak into their reviews isn't rude? I see insults thrown around on a regular basis. Including within this review (about which I commented earlier). They have every right to do so, but it just makes my point-- they give it, they can take it. As a matter of fact they usually take it like very good sports.

Finally, I VASTLY prefer Ranylt's reviews to Dustin's. I respect her a lot more as well, which is probably why I bother commenting on her style. No offense to Dustin. I doubt he'd take any, or give a flying rat what I say anyway.

I don't think Ranylt writes with a thesaurus. I have known people who did-- literally. It's not difficult to tell, because the words just don't fit. It is kind of a lame insult.

This site should not be about the reviewers' narcissism. These reviews are written for us. Therefore our opinions have weight. I imagine a great many people come here as much for the comments as the reviews. I know the likes of Barbadoslim, Manny, and Vermillion keep me coming back.

Posted by: amea_gari at November 26, 2007 2:21 AM

"the Grand Canyon's recent policy on not naming the region's geographical age, in order to appease fundamentalists, is one sign of America's particular end-times"

Indeed. Oh, but wait! That turned out to be complete bullshit: http://pmbryant.typepad.com/b_and_b/2007/01/grand_canyon_ag.html

And here's NPS's official FAQ: http://www.nps.gov/grca/faqs.htm#old

Maybe next time you'll double check what you're told, right?

Posted by: Hakobus at November 26, 2007 4:20 AM

RE: the movie that is actually the subject of this review:

I for one am glad to hear the movie is exactly as it is - and I shall explain why: this may be one of the few films produced every year that every member of my household will happily watch.

One flatmate and I are absoulte horror fiends, the other is terrified of most things (up to and including some Season 1 X-Files - yikes) so as it't not too scary he'll be good to watch it. It's a King adaptation which should hook my other flatmate and while I can't stand him as an author there are plenty of bad CGI bugs for me to mock and the rampant sentimentalism of the ending (I'm guessing) will leave her with plenty to snark over.

Magical!

Sidenote: I was also surprised to hear of the existance of a Mrs BSlim. But she is right, not seeing her movies should indeed be grounds for divorce.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at November 26, 2007 4:58 AM

You know, it's amazing to me the amount of sympathy Mrs.Slim gets, it's baffling, guess she's that kind of person.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 26, 2007 7:05 AM

Just in case RR is still reading, I think that Ranylt's reviews are fantastic (and excellent well-considered 'Guides to what's good for you') and I'm proud to be the first to say: Marry me Ranylt!!!!
Maybe it's a Canadian thing, I'm a fellow Ottawa resident.
I really like and appreciate your style, which to me is thoughtful critique instead of simply rehashing the plot. An analysis of the theme and style, relevant film and literary allusions so that readers can make their own judgements, and discussing the previous body of work and real-world influences as relevant (i.e. King's opinions on other adaptations.)
Also, she may not throw in a joke every two seconds, but when she does they're funny and not forced at all.
And just in case BSlim is still reading, I have no sympathy for Mrs.Slim whatsoever. I bet for the two of you to actually want to get hitched, you're two of a kind. And even if you aren't that she's at least unlikely the type to take buffonery lying down.

Posted by: Tiki at November 26, 2007 9:18 AM

Oh my goodness, yes - I borrowed my brother's copy of Skeleton Crew when I was about nine, and "The Jaunt" remains to this day one of the scariest things I've ever read.

Posted by: Sheridan Whiteside at November 26, 2007 11:09 AM

First of all, I have said nothing that I wouldn't say to Ranylt's face. I continue to stand behind my comments about her reviews, both the good and the bad that.

amea_gari, you seem to have misinterpreted *both* of my previous comments as directed toward you, which is certainly not the case! In my last comment, what I wrote *after* your handle was indeed directed toward you, though at no point did I suggest that I felt that *you* were participating in what I saw as insulting attacks on RR's writing. In fact, correct me if I'm wrong, but you were one of the people to defend her writing, no? If you insulted anything, it was the website that she provided a link to in her review.

I continue to disagree with your belief that the reviewers insult readers unprovoked. I have never interpreted any reviews *that I have read* as being rude or insulting. Again, *my* interpretation.

I honestly don't understand why you are having such hostile reactions to my posts. I am simply stating that I do not feel that any feedback directed toward the reviewer needs to be insulting nor rude. It's always possible that what one person sees as insulting/rude will differ from what another person sees as so, which seems to be the case with the two of us. Shall we just let differences be differences?

Posted by: little ya at November 26, 2007 11:13 AM

I was a little disappointed with how 'meh' I felt about The Mist.

I thought that it was a 'good' movie. Not great, not fantastic, but a solid B effort. Maybe a B+ for including Marcia Gay Harden - that woman plays crazy so well. (Anyone remember her turn as a white supremecist on L&W:SVU?) In fact, if this were a made for tv movie, I'd probably be raving about it. Alas, it was just an ok scary movie.

After all, couldn't you predict the direction of the plot like 15 minutes before anything happened? Speaking as someone who does not enjoy horror, written or screened, I was actually disappointed that I didn't get scared at all.
*SPOILER ALERT*
The movie would have been MUCH scarier had we not been shown that the 'monsters in the mist' were actually real, honest to goodness monsters. Give me my own imagination to scare the shit out of me over any CGI any day and twice on Sunday.
And I would have found the characters much more compelling if they weren't so obviously 'good' or 'bad'. I mean really, the audience clapped when *Spoiler Alert* Ms. Religious Fanatic got killed, and while I can appreciate the need for her role, I wish it weren't so 'Animal Farm-esque'.

That being said, the underlying theme of faith was interesting. Faith in Science or Faith in God - either way you look at it, deliverance ultimately came. And while the entire theater was clearly in the Science camp, I thought the ending provided a good slap upside the head of anyone who easily dismissed Ms. Carmody's belief that God would provide salvation.

Anyways, I enjoyed it; it didn't scare anyone but went over easily as a morality play.

Posted by: Stella at November 26, 2007 12:22 PM

Slightly off topic of Mist, but....

Hmmmm - Jack Nicholson's eyebrows not withstanding, of course, I liked the the 2nd version of the Shining better. There was more time for more meat in the story. The relationship between the boy & the hotel keeper, for example, is more relevant & played out better in the 2nd version. It's more a vehicle for the story than for the actor, which is probably why Stephen King likes it better. That, & I think he wrote the screen play or whatever.

As for The Mist, gee, I don't know. Looks like it really, really sucks. And, I want you to know up front that I love & have always loved Stephen King. The fact that I actually Netflixed The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer & Rose Red to watch with my 6 year old daughter this weekend is probably testament enough. Also, I like Thomas Jane (even in the ruined, shitty, crappy crap version of Dreamcatcher) & I remembered liking Andre Brauger in ... what was it? Homicide? But I'm sorry - this just looks bad. Bad in a "The Fog - There Ain't No Fog Out there - HEY There's Fog Out There" kind of way.

Also - loved how they attached poor Darabount's name to the title Frank Darabount's The Mist - like that would some how save it from sounding like stupid movie.

Now when are they going to make Gerald's Game into a movie? And Bag of Bones, which after reading I kinda wanted my library card revoked to remove any future mistakes of that kind, would make a decent Darabount movie. That's the kind of King story he should stick to.

Posted by: GinKirk at November 26, 2007 1:07 PM

Damn, we're still on that Lions For Lambs review? Why y'all gotta bring up old shit? I thought everyone had decided that R.R. was going for some big fat irony, eben though some of the readers of this site (uh... myself included) didn't get the joke until some of the other readers 'splained the joke to us. (Dude... that'll happen, okay? nobody gets it -all- the time. I don't think.)

As for this review.... I didn't think it was bad. It's better than bad- it's good. I love Stephen King, he scares the shit out of me. I especially love his short stories and novellas. They aren't LITERATURE, but they sho is good readin' anyways. I'm looking forward to seeing The Mist, and R.R.'s review did kind of help me out. I know it won't suck total ass, and also I know I won't be scared to close my eyes for 3 weeks. It's a win/win.

Also, The Jaunt freaked me the FUCK out, ya heard? At the end, with the clawing of the GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH! Scary. For serious.

Posted by: Blackwater Hattie at November 26, 2007 1:48 PM

I would love to see a movie of Gerald's Game, too. That book squashed any inkling I may have had to try bondage. Although, since the majority of the story is built on the thoughts going on in the head of the main character, it would be a tough one to translate to film.

Ali, please remind me what "The Jaunt" was about. It's been a very long time since I read Skeleton Crew and the title isn't ringing a bell.

Posted by: Olivia at November 26, 2007 2:10 PM

little ya-- I apologize for coming off as hostile. My mood has been rather hostile as of late, so I suppose it's carried through to my posts. I didn't mean to attack you in any way.

Wait! there's too much love and goodwill flying around all of a sudden! What's going on! What's that..that thumping feeling in my chest? Why do I feel warm! and...and fuzzy?!

Posted by: amea_gari at November 26, 2007 2:54 PM

amea_gari, no hard feelings, girl.

Posted by: little ya at November 26, 2007 3:43 PM

I read all the Stephen King I could get my hands on in high school and never thought of this story as one I couldn't wait to see onscreen. Yes, decent adaptations of his stories have been made, but most are not that great. His language is so descriptive, it's hard to see a movie of a King work and not think that it's missing something. I know a movie can do only so much in 2 hours, but still...

And I agree with King: I liked the TV version of The Shining better, too. Scoff if you want, I thought Kubrick's version kinda sucked. Sucked all around. I found Steven Weber and Rebecca DeMornay more convincing as the parents than Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall, especially Shelley Duvall. She must have had incriminating pictures of Stanley Kubrick or something to get cast in the part of the hot blonde ex-private school teacher's wife.

Posted by: LL at November 26, 2007 4:23 PM

Oh, The (Fucking) Jaunt! I just re-read the story recently and holy shit, it's terrifying. Mainly because it's so damn boring until that killer payoff in the last paragraph. The clawing, the screaming, the "thing" on the little bed...gack. I'm going to hide in the corner now.

As for The Mist--it was a favorite of mine as a kid (and I, too, read the existing King collection waaay too young). Perhaps I've actually read it too many times, because I have zero desire to see it on film, save the drugstore scene. It seems to me that watching the previews you've pretty much covered the story...storm, mist, supermarket, monsters, people dying, scary lady, running to the parking lot. I'm slightly curious about the plot changes.

Bag of Bones scared the LIVING SHIT out of me and quite frankly, continues to scare me to this day. My only quibble is King's all-too-frequent use of the scary/magical/scary-and-magical black people to drive the story. If it was just this story, I'd totally let him get away with it, because hey, racial violence sure does exist in this world, and it drives the story. But ever since Green Mile and the Uber-Magical Black Person I just can't handle it.

Sorry for getting so off-topic there. Apparently I have strong feelings about Monsieur King.

Posted by: Cara at November 26, 2007 5:53 PM

Olivia,

SPOILER ALERT!

Short version of it is this: The Jaunt is about discovering a way to travel from one place to another very quickly (by traveling through space). A father is telling his two children the story of how the Jaunt was created while they're all waiting for their turn to "Jaunt". The problem is that people have to be asleep for it because if they're awake they end up aging an incredible amount and going stark raving mad. At the end of the story, the family "Jaunts" and the dad wakes up on the other side to discover that his son (displaying a mad sort of courage/stupidity) holds his breath when they give him the gas to knock him out for the Jaunt. The son, of course, has become ancient and is completely batshit crazy. It basically ends with the man watching his son start ripping his own face off (cause of all that craziness) while screaming at him about the Jaunt.

Like another commentor said, most of the story is lame-ass boring but the last few paragraphs more than make up for it. Yick.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 26, 2007 7:32 PM

Olivia - ***SPOILERS***

Elizabeth's summary on The Jaunt was very good, except that "The Jaunt' doesn't age people rapidly exactly....what happens is that "between" places, while the body is being instantly transported, is an eternity for the mind. So when the son holds his breath through the gas, his mind spends an eternity in white limbo before he wakes up at the new destination. He starts cackling and says to his father, "It's longer than you think, dad, it's longer than you think!" before tearing his own eyes out.

UGH!!!! I'm getting shivers just thinking about it. I'm gratified to see that others were just as freaked out as I was.

Posted by: Ali at November 26, 2007 8:41 PM

To Ali, Re: The Jaunt

This may be a little late in the game for comments, but YEAH, The Jaunt terrified me. But then again, any story where someone claws their own eyes out is gonna get to me.

I was a junior high King fanatic. Something about puberty and reading scary stories seemed to work for me. And I still say that there's nothing better than two of the stories from The Bachman Books--Rage and The Long Walk. Which reminds me, I need a new copy of the Bachman Books, I read mine to shreds a long time ago. That and The Library Policeman from Four Past Midnight.

King can fuck you up, man. Does anyone else have odd flashbacks to stories by him?

Posted by: Sh at November 26, 2007 9:19 PM

You wanted flashbacks? Pete the beagle hooked up to that thing in The Tommyknockers.... like, you could see his BRAIN and shit. That was so fucked up. So deeply, incredibly, heinously fucked up. I can't even looked at beagles- I see poor Pete. I have to go drink now.

Posted by: Blackwater Hattie at November 26, 2007 11:08 PM

I was lurking on this site for months before I posted, and I really never thought I'd see people trying to bitch a reviewer into dumbing down her reviews. Isn't that tantamount to admitting stupidity? Actually, in this case it's admitting stupidity twice: once for not understanding the words and again for not understanding the joke. Sheesh.

Posted by: Kris at November 26, 2007 11:16 PM

Thanks Ali, I knew I hadn't got it completely right but I was at work and couldn't grab the book and take a quick refresh. :) I do remember distinctly though, how terribly freaked out I was at the end.

I think the Long Walk probably freaked me out the most out of all of his short stories but I'm with Blackwater Hattie in being haunted by the image of poor Pete hooked up to that machine in Tommyknockers.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 27, 2007 2:02 AM

Thanks for reminding me about The Jaunt. I started reading King when I was around 12 years old (I'm 29 now) and the guy is so damn prolific I'm still working my way thru (with breaks for other authors, of course). When I think about the books I was reading at such a young age I wonder if I would let my own kids read them. I probably would.

Posted by: Olivia at November 27, 2007 10:12 AM

Ranylt - keep on keepin' on. I never understand the vitriol that flies at you or Agent Bedhead - you get way more crap than the other guys (except anyone who reviews a Tyler Perry flick).

And as for referencing Hitchcock? Exactly how is referencing Hitchcock irrelevant or out-of-place in a review for a horror film supposedly based on suspense as opposed to body count/graphic slasher shots? Hitchcock wrote the book on suspense, of course a suspense flick would be measured by the Hitchcock standard.

Just because it's black and white doesn't mean it's irrelevant - or pretentious (for the love of God, people, find a new adjective).

Posted by: Tammy at November 27, 2007 1:09 PM

Good grief. Did Ranylt suddenly turn into Eli Roth or something? Why are so many Pajibans down on her?

Personally, I understand and comprehend her reviews perfectly well, without needing to resort to a dictionary or thesaurus. Perhaps some of Ranylt's critics need to go back to school or something. Charm school, at the very least...

As for "The Mist," it sounds like an okay popcorn movie. I'll probably rent it when it comes out on video.

Posted by: Wes S. at November 27, 2007 9:40 PM

It's not the scariest movie you'll ever see, but if you love seeing King's better stories brought to the screen and not screwed up with a Happy Ending to please the masses, then you might enjoy this film. I LOVE the new ending, horror movies are supposed to be horrid, and it's tough to think of a darker ending in a mainstream movie than this one. Go by yourself, leave the girlfriend at home or bring a buddy. This film is for hardcore fans of King. Tom Cruise will not save the day.

Posted by: Pats MT at November 29, 2007 10:08 AM

So no "Harford is hope" ending, eh? Haven't seen this flick yet but I've read THe Mist numerous times and i dug the ambiguity at the end. There's some great stories in Skeleton Crew, the collection that includes THe Mist. Gramma scared the shit out of me first time I read it at age 13 or 14. Great story. Survivor Type is a very nasty little tale, too. Good times.

Posted by: Obi Wan Jabroni at December 1, 2007 12:53 AM

I'm a little late to the party, but I didn't want to read the review or the comments until I had a chance to see the film. I've been a huge Stephen King fan since 5th grade or so. I've read everything he's published and I think that he's a highly underrated writer in a genre that doesn't get much respect. "The Mist" has always been one of my favorites so I was pretty apprehensive when I heard they were making it into a movie. While there have been a few good adaptations of King's works (Shawshank, Stand by Me, Carrie) there have been several that failed to measure up (even Kubrick's Shining totally fucked up the book's ending).

I went to see the Mist last night and I was really impressed. The film beautifully captures the mood and message of the novella, the acting was top notch, and the special effects convincing. Very little was omitted from the original and what they added, worked quite well. They also added an ending that, quite frankly, blew me away. It was all that anyone was talking about as they left the theater.

I can also add to the praise/horror being heaped on the Jaunt. I re-read Skeleton Crew as a prelude to seeing the mist and came across the Jaunt again - serious mindfuck of a story.

Now what's this about a Long Walk adaptation? Probably my favorite SK short story and I'd love to see it done justice on the big screen. Scary isn't it how Richard Bachman foretold all the reality TV craziness 30 years before it happened, huh?

Posted by: bartap at December 9, 2007 1:31 PM

I haven't read The Mist or much Steven King for that matter (SHAME) but my expectations for this movie were extremely low. Because of this review and the previews, I steered clear until a good friend (whose horror taste I share) glowingly recommended.

It had a fantastic tension that got my heart rate going and really had me in an entirely alien posture to the way I usually sit. It reminded me of The Descent in really knowing the characters.

And as an aspiring concept artist (and creature design VFX artist) the shots with mere silhouettes of the giant creatures work the best. The last one near the end was nothing short of gorgeous and elegant. My GOD. Those insects were ok, but didn't work nearly as well in all that detail. I would've loved for them to stay as obscured and foggy.

But that ending really just FLOORED me. You're all nitpicking the ending and I was just taken aback at how much it affected me. Sure, looking back, it was a bit cheesy but any horror fan loves a bit of cheese and a LOT of surprise ;) When the son woke up and looked at him, I thought there'd be no WAY he'd shoot and then of course we all know what went down.

Truly one of my favorite horrors in recent memory now. I love a horror movie that takes it's time and realizes the most scary things are what we ourselves are capable of.

Posted by: AlexaCastrate at March 19, 2008 6:14 AM

I would suggest that you actually go and read the book a second time before comparing differences with the film's story arch. A brief read of the first few pages would show that S.K. trotted out that old "Government fucked up my chemistry set" horse early in the story. By the way, I loved the ending. Good people come to bad endings every day in reality. There are plenty of us who know that.

Posted by: B-rant at April 14, 2008 4:51 PM

Do adults read Stephan King? I don't think so. That aside, I thought this movie was not that great. The acting was fine, the cgi, meh, I've seen worse (Cloverfield anyone?), it was the script that was awful! The dialogue, the situations, all really bad. And the ending, I hated it. I get the point, I do, I just would have rather it ended differently.

As for the reviewer, she's fine. It's jealousy or resentment that fuel the negative comments - nothing more nothing less.

Posted by: Anne at May 9, 2008 1:26 AM