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Miami Vice / Phillip Stephens

Film Reviews | July 28, 2006 | Comments (48)


Michael Mann really needs a new shtick. His more appealing films tend to be those where he gets out of his crime-thriller mold and tries something else, like The Jericho Mile, Last of the Mohicans, and The Insider, yet his heart clearly lies with personality-heavy cop-vs.-criminal action films like Thief and Heat. This isn’t always a bad thing, mind you — Mann is fairly talented at making subtly artistic action fare that turns out better than average. Still, to remake his own iconic ’80s cop show on the heels of Collateral seems too much of a creative copout.

As a remake, Miami Vice’s only relationship with the television vehicle is a similar setting, situation, and the skin tones of its main protagonists. James “Sonny” Crockett (Colin Farrell) and Ricardo Tubbs (Jamie Foxx) are still undercover detectives rooting out drug lords and riding fast boats, but this Miami Vice is soundly updated to a stylish modern setting, laced with Audioslave singles and shot in Mann’s preferred high-def digital video. On the other hand, I’ve no clue why Farrell is coifed like a dairy trucker.

The plot is wholly concerned with an FBI bust gone awry, wherein Crockett & Tubbs (sounds like a Cajun banjo duo) are brought in to root out the culprits and bust a global drug ring. The two pose as drug traffickers making a bid for an especially large shipment, and a rather natural imbroglio of cat and mouse ensues as they wrangle with the drug lords for advantages and try to lure them out.

Mann’s chief character conflict time and time again is the dichotomy between personal and professional when your chosen vocation involves shooting people. Typically his protagonists are so fanatic in their devotion to their jobs that they’re unable to disassociate life and work or work and love. Mann plays this card again with Crockett and Tubbs by having them find dangerous liaisons — Tubbs is involved with fellow cop Trudy (Naomie Harris) while Crocket begins to woo the mistress (Li Gong) of an international drug lord. Both relationships provoke predictable complications.

Miami Vice is at its best when it lets itself unspool in quick action vignettes, such as at the beginning and end of the film, but it hits an expositional sag in between when Mann opts to explore the aforementioned relationships in the hope that it will strengthen interest in the characters. Usually this is Mann’s strength, such as in Heat, when close involvement made the story particularly operatic but, this card having been played one too many times, the motions feel much more fleeting and are handled by less talented actors — so in all likelihood it will leave viewers pretty disinterested.

I’ve always appreciated Michael Mann for trying to inject some artistry and seriousness into a genre that has gotten schmaltzy and pedestrian after so much Bruckheimer/Bay flotsam, and to that extent Miami Vice still holds an advantage over the competition. The digital cinematography offers a grainy, visceral feel and still manages to bring out colors beautifully. Still, with machinations so worn and familiar, his criminal operas are becoming more ordinary, and it’s only a matter of time before Mann’s work begins to sink further into mediocrity. Like his previous effort, Miami Vice offers little other than cursory coolness. Rest assured, however — there is no Don Johnson cameo.

Philip Stephens is a film critic for Pajiba.


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Comments

Come on, Mann does this stuff better than anyone ever did or ever will. Collateral was supeb, and if Vice is typical Mann it's well worth your ticket price. The guy is a master.

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at July 28, 2006 6:42 PM

hmmm...I suppose I'll have to see this one after all..

Posted by: razh at July 28, 2006 7:11 PM

Miami Vice, and the reason this was remade is ?

Posted by: pasadenamike at July 28, 2006 7:19 PM

"Michael Mann really needs a new shtick. His more appealing films tend to be those where he gets out of his crime-thriller mold and tries something else, like The Jericho Mile, Last of the Mohicans and The Insider"

all i can say is...wow. I'll give you the Insider, that was excellent. You can fun with the other two and I'll enjoy my Manhunter, Heat, Collateral, and Miami Vice.

Posted by: cameron at July 28, 2006 7:27 PM

Running to see it...

Posted by: Hooray :) at July 28, 2006 8:39 PM

"Like his previous effort, Miami Vice offers little other than cursory coolness."

If that's a reference to Collateral, I must look on in dismay. I personally loved Collateral, and it stayed with me for a long time after I saw it. The two main characters there were among my favorites in Mann's films.

Although, I do agree with you on Miami Vice... It was excellent, but fairly dragging at times, and expected at others. But I must add, Mann still manages to throw in some nice twists that makes the movie worth seeing.

Posted by: AD at July 28, 2006 8:41 PM

I refuse to see this on the grounds that it will make me think less of Collateral, which, laugh as you may, is still my all time favorite movie for a multitude of reasons.

Posted by: Vincent at July 28, 2006 10:10 PM

On the other hand, I've no clue why Farrell is coifed like a dairy trucker.

BWA! Thank you. This is not a movie I'm going to see - it just doesn't interest me - but I have spent far too much time wondering why on EARTH Colin Farrell is in it, and, if he MUST be in it, why the hell his hair looks like that. So I'm glad to see that I am not alone in being flummoxed by his 'do.

Posted by: Edith at July 28, 2006 11:55 PM

The reason why it was remade was because Mann's orginal vision for "Vice" was a dark,stylish,noir thriller..but NBC ran with it and turned into the MTV style cops series that it became..Mann had no clout because he hardly had a film under his belt.Now 20 yrs. later with films like Heat,Last of The Mohicans,Collateral,The Insider and Manhunter under his belt,Mann has clout and for the record it was Michael Mann who wanted Farrell to have that hairstyle for the movie..it suits him better than the one in Alexander anyways

Posted by: Jack at July 29, 2006 1:25 AM

But why the blonde? I went and saw it today and loved it. I don't normally like violence in films but I thought this showed violence in a very realistic way. Not glorified or glossed over or made to look like they are all having fun out there shooting each other.

Beside that, everyone was doing their best acting when they weren't talking. The only one who had somewhat of an excuse was Gong Li, because she doesn't speak English. Other than her, the acting was a bit stilted.

Posted by: Pixie at July 29, 2006 2:23 AM

Just as an aside, Colin Farrell is gorgeous and far sexier now that he's not constantly being photographed drunk with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. Props for cleaning up.

My mom hates that Gong Li is in this, she thinks that she is misplaced being Asian and all. Anyone else think so?

Posted by: Pixie at July 29, 2006 2:25 AM

Just got back from seeing it tonight. Mann does a great job of directing, but this movie is really really boring. This movie also took itself way too seriously.

Posted by: Chris at July 29, 2006 2:25 AM

I saw a midnight showing of this last night to pacify a friend.

First of all, my eyes did not focus for the first five or so minutes because the shots were so extremely close and short that I had no idea what I was looking at.

Second, the dialogue was god-awful and I laughed out loud at least two times at Colin Farrell's lines. I really felt bad for him, actually, that he had to say those lines sober.

Third, Jamie Foxx out-acted the shit out of Colin Farrell.

Fourth, did anyone else get the feeling that Gong Li wasn't sure what she was saying, and that she needed a better dialect coach perhaps?

Fifth, I kept waiting for a crack to be made about Colin's hair in the movie, and there was none. It was like the elephant in the room throughout the movie. You'd think Colin would've learned his lesson on bad hair after Alexander.

Sixth and lastly... the music was HORRIBLE. WAY too much Audioslave, and did anyone else feel like there was a jarring segue from Jay-Z/Linkin Park to India.Arie "I Am Ready For Love"? Just wondering. (There was even a Mandy Moore cover??)

Posted by: Ailsa at July 29, 2006 3:04 AM

I second all of Alisa's comments, adding that the camera work was god awful. I was dying to walk out of this stinker, even when there were only minutes left; I honestly did not care about the outcome.

I wanted to enjoy this movie, but my friends and I all agreed it was one of the worst things we've ever seen. I'll only recommend this to someone I dispise.

Posted by: Nat at July 29, 2006 4:20 AM

Damn, I was actually looking forward to this...oh well, I guess it's a renter.

Posted by: Justin at July 29, 2006 5:16 AM

I am the way I am because it provides a good grip for my lady friends in certain situations. Also, if I am a bad boy, a few easy tugs and I'm punished :)

Posted by: Colin's Hair at July 29, 2006 10:00 AM

As a Miami resident, and an extra in the film (in the opening club scene) I was SO disappointed in the movie. The lack of opening credits was jarring: Suddenly, we were in the middle of the plot with no warning. Also, I had such a hard time understanding what Gong Li was saying. Her role just didnt ring true to me. This is Miami, for christ's sake. Why not use a latina?

Posted by: Steph from South Beach at July 29, 2006 10:47 AM

I have been wondering for some time now what the big deal is about Colin Farrell. He has been a fixture in bomb after bomb and his man-whore public persona is repulsive...why does Hollywood keep giving him work?

Then last weekend, 'Tigerland' made it to the top of my Netflix queue. I understand now.

I recommend 'Tigerland.' It is not a major artistic achievement but it is a fine story well told and well acted--such a rarity these days!--and you will enjoy it.

Posted by: Jerce at July 29, 2006 10:55 AM

Saw it last night in NYC - with the most obnoxious crowd EVER (all was forgiven however when someone a few rows away started smoking a bowl...).

A few comments -
See the movie - with an emphasis is on the seeing part. This is one of the most visually stunning films that I have seen in years.

Granted, as Alisa aptly mentions, the rapidfire sequences can be hard to follow. Don't fight it or you will miss the point. The fleeting shots pull you into the situation and make you feel how frantic things can get. Anyone who has been caught in the middle of (or even witnessed) a fight knows how out of control things are. Those shots put you IN it.

Brush up on your cop lingo and go in understanding how a massive drug ring operates and you'll spend more time oogling the visuals than piecing together the plot.

The way Mann utilizes the incredible colors of Miami made the thing worth while for me. Pay attention to the background shots that show the purple sky, lightning strikes, or some giant white clouds. The hi-def digital makes those things almost palatable.

To call the dialogue stilted is an understatement.

A few gems; "Like Trudy would say, 'I'm for real.'" Or even better, ""I'm a fiend for mojitos." Seriously!?

Li Gong is not out of place in a multi-national drug/weapons/software smuggling ring. Globization baby!

The shoot-outs are truly a thing to behold (the climax is right up there with the now-classic Matrix lobby shootout).

Can't wait to get this one on my home system.

Posted by: Brian at July 29, 2006 11:14 AM

wow, this was the biggest waste of potential of source material this year. colin was a stoic emotionless rock, the plot was a copy cat of every other undercover movie (i dont think im spoiling anything when i say: cops go undercover, fall in love with enemy, deal goes bad, emotional montage as one of their own is fallen, they get revenge) colin ferral has sex literally every 3 minutes, so much that i was suprised the plot got resolved at all, all the characters were 2-dimensional, and the movie was literally simply boring as hell. there was zero buddy cop dynamic between ferral and foxx, zero chemistry or heat between ferral and his love interest, and overall i was jealous of my friend who fell asleep through the whole movie. It didn't even have the Miami thing going for it. The settings were generically urban, except for a few scenes such as colin and gong on the waterboat where you get the feeling that this could have been a better movie if done right. the only positives i can think of were jamie foxx's desperate attempts to salvage the movie with his likablility, and the sparse action sequences (anyone else want to see a spinoff made of the blonde cop?). also credit must be given to the camera style during shootouts (very COPS feeling). overall one of the biggest dissapointments this summer. my fried is an ardent mann fan, but even he walked out afterwards disgusted.

Posted by: Charlie at July 29, 2006 11:29 AM

I guess I'm alone, in that Gong Li's character was my favorite...

I personally really enjoyed the fact that she wasn't some stereotypical "hot latina sexy girl" playing that part. I found it refreshing, and she intrigued me quite a bit... there can't be any Asian girls in Miami, or something? *shrug*

I don't see the big deal with the acting.. This kind of film didn't call for a huge amount of Oscar-caliber stuff, all they had to do was roll with the plot and keep the action coming.

I'm amazed at how harsh people are being on this movie...

Posted by: AD at July 30, 2006 2:24 AM

hee hee, someone posted a comment as colin's hair.
i have no interest in seeing this movie and no real feelings about it at all...i just got a kick out of that...

Posted by: cassie at July 30, 2006 12:30 PM

My mom hates that Gong Li is in this, she thinks that she is misplaced being Asian and all. Anyone else think so?

Um, anyone else find Pixie's comment a little disturbing?

Posted by: misplaced at July 30, 2006 9:14 PM

Why did Colin sound like Gary Busey?

And why was Gong Li's spanish better than her english?

Posted by: T at July 31, 2006 9:58 AM

This was a horribly uninteresting film. I have never seen two actors have less chemistry together than Fox and Farrell. Terrible.

Posted by: David at July 31, 2006 10:36 AM

"My mom hates that Gong Li is in this, she thinks that she is misplaced being Asian and all. Anyone else think so?

Um, anyone else find Pixie's comment a little disturbing?"

Well, yeah. I mean, Asian people don't live in Miami or hook up with white dudes, right? Most of them work in sweatshops and, you know, can't become actors.

Posted by: em at July 31, 2006 11:49 AM

As Colin Farrell ended up in rehab right after wrapping this film, my guess is the best and most amusing scenes didn't end up on the screen. If only I could see him passed out in a puddle of vomit, face down in his trailer.... that would so be worth the price of admission.

Posted by: BitterB at July 31, 2006 12:32 PM

Umm, it's called Miami Vice. It's in Miami. It's full of vice. Sounds like Mann accomplished his goal in a very stylish Mann-like way. What's to complain about? Movies are two-hour $9 escapes from our real life. What more do you people want????!!!

Posted by: rincam at July 31, 2006 1:01 PM

Well, an "escape from our real lives" would be a nice start. Miami Vice in no way offered that. When a movie is not interesting enough to take our minds off of our grocery lists for two hours, it hardly seems worth the $9.

Posted by: sr at July 31, 2006 1:46 PM

Colin Farrell delivers this line: "Do you understand the meaning of the word 'foreboding', as in badness is happening right now?" .....No, Colin, obviously no one understands the meaning of foreboding, or at least the writers don't think they do cuz that's not the right use of it, although I do intend to use the phrase "badness is happening right now" as often as life will permit me.

Posted by: T at July 31, 2006 4:24 PM

I just don't get the need for Hollywood to "darken" and shit on everything that has iconic value. I know this is Mann's baby and it's his right to do whatever but that doesn't mean I have to like it, and I don't.
The first two seasons of Vice were some of the best film (tv or otherwise) that I had ever seen (much of it had to do with Jan Hammer). I was hoping Mann would go for that type of vibe here but he didn't.
Finally, I like Colin, but not here, and that hair was pure ass, jeeeesus.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 31, 2006 6:48 PM

i thought the darkness was an appropriate shift, metaphorically and visually/literally. i just didn't get why mann didn't hire a screen writer. i mean, perhaps he's the ultimate control freak (directed, produced, AND wrote miami vice) but as T states above, some of the lines were pathetic.

some of the shooting scenes are amazingly choreographed. and the camera work is off the hook. definitely worth seeing.

Posted by: that's a mann at July 31, 2006 8:57 PM

Final Verdict on "Miami Vice" -- it would have been a whole lot better if they'd blown up more stuff and cut out the romance, because otherwise it was a boring, predictable, generic action flick with especially terrible dialogue. For a co-headliner, Jamie Foxx was barely in the movie.

I also couldn't understand a single thing Gong Li said, and considering I've seen nearly the entirety of her Chinese-language work, it was jarring to see her portray an overtly sexual, barely clothed woman.

After watching Colin Farrell sleep walk through the film for two hours, it's very clear why he had to enter rehab twelve hours after shooting wrapped.

The cinematography was glorious and the Audioslave was a nice touch.

And those are the only two positive things I can say.

And Jerce, "Tigerland" is the only reason I still have faith in Farrell. If every movie he did was as well-written and acted as that one, we wouldn't be questioning his celebrity all the time.

Posted by: nyc at July 31, 2006 9:08 PM

I was terrified this movie was going to suck, and I really only went with the intention of maing fun of the whole thing. And while it sure as hell was no "Heat", it wasn't that awful either. Gong Li was definitely the weak link, and Colin's redneck-style was quite distracting. But otherwise, it was good. Not gonna win any Osacar's, but a decent way to kill two hours. What can I say - I am a girl who can easily be seduced by nice cars and fast boats.

Posted by: Chris at July 31, 2006 10:04 PM

My mom hates that Gong Li is in this, she thinks that she is misplaced being Asian and all. Anyone else think so?

Posted by: Pixie at July 29, 2006 02:25 AM

^^Ummm yeah, its downright unrealistic to expect to see Asians anywhere else but Chinaland. Everyone knows America is only populated by white people!!

Posted by: Shoogie at August 1, 2006 11:40 AM

How sad! Heat was so good too...well, what can you expect with Miami Vice...at least get Don Johnson to do a cameo for the fans...if not, it's a totally wasted effort probably not gone totally unwasted on those easily seduced by fast boats, cars and criminals.

Posted by: Gina at August 1, 2006 1:10 PM

haha--> Crocket & Tubbs...I always wondered how two such 'badasses' could have names like that

Posted by: piksie at August 1, 2006 1:20 PM

Simply put: I loved it!

It wasn't as visceral as Running Scared, but the romance, the interpersonal play, the plot and the action sequences were all believable and thoroughly satisfying.

Miami Vice is easily worth the cost of admission.

Posted by: Cuatro at August 2, 2006 11:38 AM

Trying to decipher Colin's horrible American accent is painful. Save your 9 bucks, seriously.

Posted by: Laura G at August 2, 2006 2:33 PM

Colin Farrell's appeal is totally lost on me. If anything, I have an aversion to ALL things Colin Farrell. Just the fact that he's in this movie is the best reason to skip it. Anytime I see his ugly mug anywhere I see him as that nutty shaved headed dude with the bullseye burned into his forehead in Daredevil (which I am loathe to admit I saw). Yuck, yuck, yuck. He's totally overrated as an actor. A sex symbol?! Gag me. From what I'm reading, if I saw Collateral (which I liked and featured a pretty damn good Jaime Foxx and even some tunes a la Audioslave), I saw Miami Vice. I'll save my $9 and my respect for Mann.

Posted by: janiac at August 3, 2006 5:10 PM

Saw this mess yesterday. A few things to cover:
1. First off what's up with the commentary on Colin Farrell's hairdo...? Good grief, I never ever understand why any movie review has to cover that ground: What's next? A critique of Kevin Costner's hairdo in The Bodyguard or Harrison Ford's hairdo in Resumed Innocent?! Oh...wait...never mind...
2. Just checked Gong Li's stats at IMDB - she is 40 and looks every day of it in this movie: She looks like Colin Farrell's mother...This role definitely called for a younger actress otherwise we're just covering the same miserable ground as Colin and Angelina in "Alexander"...
3. Just me or did Gong Li look incredibly uncomfortable in the sex scenes...not even sure they kissed? If they ever do a remake of Nanook of the North, then Gong Li is a lock for the rubbing noses scenes...
4. Look at Foxx in "Ray" and you'll want to cry when you see what they've got him doing here...
5. The logic gaps in this movie are appalling: If you're going to go through all the trouble of using the lingo and anything else you found out about in researching the script, how about sticking to the rules of the game and not having the main characters doing things that are preposterous! i.e. - Gong Li overtly hooking up with Farrell on the dance floor in front of members of her posse?! What?!? Did the boogie fever just overwhelm them?!?
6. At certain points in the movie which contained Farrell and Cirian Hinds sharing the screen you could just imagine the dialogue coach cringing: Both actors were struggling mightily to maintain their "American" accents: Had Gong Li shared the screen with the both of them at the same time, the three of them together could have made the dialogue coach's head explode!
7. Barry Shabaka Henley...? Just awful: This guy was trying to do vintage Edward James Olmos -- instead he looked like he had perpetually just smelled fart...
8. Finally: Here's the single biggest problem with the entire movie: It is just insane to try and shoehorn these two guys into an undercover operation with the speed in which they do it in this movie. Just not possible. A much better example is Johnny Depp in Donnie Brasco. Going undercover involves a heck of a lot more "work" than is shown here: The movie should have come in on these guys AFTER they had established their undercover creds (It would have also made much more sense in terms of Colin Farrell's supposed moral wrestling between being "good" or "bad"...When you only appear to be undercover for a couple of weeks how badly can you really struggle with these moral issues?!)...The unspoken joke on the TV show was how these two guys who were known by anyone and everyone were able to infiltrate crime organizations weekly just by going back to the well for the 1000th time just by using their aliases!!! Good grief, for my $9 bucks I want my screenwriters to work harder than this!!!

Posted by: Bixby at August 5, 2006 10:19 PM

"Colin Farrell's appeal is totally lost on me. If anything, I have an aversion to ALL things Colin Farrell. Just the fact that he's in this movie is the best reason to skip it. He's totally overrated as an actor. A sex symbol?! Gag me."

I'm sorry for the rehash, but I'm just so happy to find a kindred spirit re. all things Colin Feral that I couldn't resist. His popularity leaves me baffled. I enjoy Mann but I'm just not sure I can deal for the reasons Janie lists. Not even when I read above that C Hinds has a presence.

Posted by: Ranylt at August 5, 2006 10:26 PM

I thought Gong Li was perfect in Miami Vice, actually. I couldn't take my eyes away from the screen during her scenes.

Posted by: mekhi at August 6, 2006 12:53 PM

I agree that the movie was overall a big YAWN! Yawn with me now.


BUT I really liked the Gong Li/Farrell interactions. Maybe I'm just a cheap sucker for salsa dancing but if you compare it to the other love interest--Tubbs and Trudy, you at least get some feeling of passion. The jamie foxx love scene was pointless and barely even sexy.


The cinematography was lovely. The ocean scenes were amazing.


The shoot 'em up scenes were decent. And I agree with an earlier poster that they weren't so blissful as say another mindless wonder "XXX." But considering the caliber of the cast and director/writer/producer, this was a big let down.


I'd hoped for a smart movie that tested the boundaries of morality and made me question what I would do in a similar situation. I wanted the movie to give me characters that I hated/loved and couldn't get enough of all at the same time. And this movie gave me none of those things.

Posted by: jenn at August 7, 2006 2:33 PM

Unbelievable that anyone would say this was a good movie. Too many uneducated movie goers who don't know crap about what makes a good movie. Sorry, 99% of American movies are SH*T, and this one was no exception. If you thought this movie was good, then you'd be happy eating dog crap too.

Posted by: Tom at August 10, 2006 11:03 PM

I think some of the people posting "reviews" didn't really pay attention. The plot was totally coherent, and everything the characters did made sense. Yes, some of the dialogue was hard to hear, but that is partly Mann's style, and if I remember correctly, Gong Li doesn't actually speak English, she learns the lines phonetically.

The movie was GREAT; edgy, artistic, beautifully filmed and pretty well acted. I highly recommend it as a movie to see in the theater to better experience the full effect. The gunfire in this movie is amazingly realistic, and it is just visually so great.

Posted by: Jen at August 12, 2006 9:24 PM

When I go to see a movie while drunk I have one of the following reactions. I either get over excited and very involved or else I get bored shitless. I fell asleep half way during the film and I very, very, very rarely do that. Enough said!

Posted by: Chris at August 13, 2006 7:12 PM

I only read about half the comments here, so forgive me if someone else already pointed this out, but...

Everyone who said they found this movie "boring as hell," do me a favor - go see PotC 2 again. Or better yet, go see it a tenth time, because I'm sure you're already on #9.

I loved Miami Vice, I thought Mann grabbed your attention right in the opening scene (did I seriously see someone complain about the fact that Mann doesn't waste 5 minutes with some contrived opening credits sequence???), and held it right until the end. And the shootout in the trailer was so satisfying I felt like I just had the best sex of my life.

I don't find it annoying that people didn't like this movie, but I find it very frustrating that everyone keeps saying it was boring. Are we really that pleased when a summer blockbuster follows the exact plot structure that we've seen a thousand times before? Open with an action scene, then throw in ten minutes of dialogue, toss in another action scene, move on to some exposition, action scene, forced character development, action scene, death scene, climax, end credits.

I'm willing to bet Mann could have made another $50 million with this movie if he had just thrown in one or two actions scenes in the middle of the movie. You just can't expect f*cking bovine America to stay interested for more than half an hour without gunfire or explosion.

When is Bad Boys III coming out?

Posted by: Drew at August 20, 2006 11:01 PM