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I Killed a Bull Just to Watch Him Die


The Matador / John Williams

Film Reviews | November 6, 2008 | Comments (28)


In Death in the Afternoon, his lengthy rumination on a sport he loved, Ernest Hemingway wrote, “…it is pride which makes the bull-fight and true enjoyment of killing which makes the great matador.” There’s plenty of killing in The Matador, a documentary about the young, handsome David Fandila (“El Fandi” to his adoring crowds), but the movie does just enough to complicate our sense of where the “true enjoyment” emerges.

At a scant 74 minutes — including a few scenes that could have easily been left out — The Matador doesn’t make a strong case for itself as a feature-length film. It attempts to present Fandila’s story in a traditional dramatic fashion, by following him on his drive to perform 100 fights in a season, something only 12 previous matadors have accomplished. But the structure of the movie only adheres to this quest loosely, and by the end it seems an afterthought. We go behind the scenes with the Fandila family, but there is nothing riveting about them. David’s brother sacrifices to help him. His mother is greatly concerned about his safety. His father is proud.

Away from the ring, David himself is shy and plain, clearly not a bloodthirsty guy in everyday life. In fact, he sometimes seems gentle to a fault. He quietly offers a defense of the sport as a timeless custom, but his voice lacks the passionate boil of his opponents, who hold signs and chant that torture is neither art nor culture.

In the arena, David is transformed. The Matador is worth seeing for the fight sequences alone. If you have the stomach for them. Fandila’s style — which he admits is more improvised than classical, to his chagrin — is stylish, thrilling, and always crowd-pleasing. The fights are expertly filmed, and they show the full, gruesome spectacle to audiences that may only know the flashier, cape-driven moments of the event. To be aware that all the bulls inevitably die is different from watching them die, in stages — pierced by others to weaken them for the bullfighter, then pierced repeatedly by the matador with short spikes that hang from its body as it makes final attempts to remain standing, and then finally run through, in the fight’s climactic moment, by a sword in the back. And even then, death does not come immediately.

Even the sport’s proponents admit that this is pure brutality, and that it has to be approached as something “truly on the margin of rationality.” One of the many journalists and aficionados featured in the movie deeply intones that the matador “confronts death for us.” It’s a metaphysical explanation for the event’s appeal, no doubt. But while it’s undeniable that the presence of an enormous, conscious threat distantly recalls the more primal part of our existence, death could be confronted by playing in traffic, or diving off incredibly high cliffs, or any other number of risky activities that don’t involve the slow and inevitable murder of an opponent. El Fandi makes the accurate point that turkeys get carved up for holiday dinners, but even the vast majority of meat eaters would admit it’s a sign of our graciousness that the turkey is not awake for the experience.

In one cheekily edited moment, a critic of the sport claims that in modern times, bullfighting is “condemned to die.” After a quick cut, someone else informs us that bullfighting has never been bigger. In this way, the movie is about the polarization between ritual/authenticity and modernity/sensitivity, and how the temperature of that battle is raised in the 21st century, as one faction clings to deep history and the other tries to wish it away. It is to The Matador’s credit that neither side is allowed a definitive word, but it won’t be only lifelong tree-huggers who come away disturbed. It’s easy — and breathtaking — to see the bravery and beauty in the matador’s dance. It’s much harder to see anything beautiful in his partner’s fall.

John Williams lives in Brooklyn. He’s a freelance writer. He blogs at A Special Way of Being Afraid.


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Comments

This is a great review of a film that I could never possibly sit through.

Posted by: TK at November 6, 2008 2:21 PM

I'm with TK.

Posted by: Skitz at November 6, 2008 2:24 PM

Absolutely no way I'll ever watch this movie or see such an event live. That said, props to you for reviewing it and doing so well. Now I need some mindless debauchery to purge this topic from my brain!

Posted by: lordhelmet at November 6, 2008 2:40 PM

Must douche brain now. BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE

Posted by: BWeaves at November 6, 2008 2:44 PM

deeply intones that the matador "confronts death for us." If there is anything we have to do for ourselves, then it is confronting death! You CAN'T get someone else to do it for you. (Think of the ending to Terry Pratchett's Small Gods).
People who enjoy this stuff should have the courage of their convictions and instead of claiming that there is some exalted good, tell the truth: they just don't care about the suffering.

Posted by: ChrisD at November 6, 2008 2:44 PM

Maybe I'm just an ignorant neanderthal, but they're just cows people. Thousands if not more cows die every day in worse conditions. These bulls live a good life and then have a few hours of suffering and die. The modern cow has been selectively bred to be harvested for meat, and I say at least this way the bull's got a shot to gore its killer. I say fuck 'em, pass the steak. I don't get how people have a sense of shame about watching these things. I guess I'm the wrong kind of white person.

Posted by: ignorantbastard at November 6, 2008 2:57 PM

ignorantbastard, pass the A-1 sauce....

Posted by: pasadenamike at November 6, 2008 3:34 PM

well the neanderthals did die out. reason was not their strong suit.

Posted by: Ann at November 6, 2008 4:27 PM

Bullfighting.

Ugh.

Although I will say, it's not the idea, it's the execution.

Give the bullfighter his little pokey sword, but give the bull an even shot.

Sharpen its horns and send it into the ring with a good hard kick in nuts.

We'll see how brave the fuckers are then.

Posted by: Soylent Green is Sheeple at November 6, 2008 4:32 PM

yeah I have no problem with this really. Its a fucking cow people.

Posted by: dylanj at November 6, 2008 4:44 PM

Ick. The only way I'd watch this would be if i knew that the matador got mauled by the bull.

I mean...jeebus, it's not even a fair fight. Let the bastard in there alone armed with nothing but a cheap little sword and let loose the bull and let's see who wins then. I'd totally rather watch that.

Posted by: figgy at November 6, 2008 5:00 PM

The bulls that I've seen being used in bull fights are tiny. Teeny tiny. Shetland pony small. Bull fighting = Lame. If the bulls were as big as the bulls used in rodeos, (1000+lbs) that would be a sport worth watching. And I would be cheering for the bull every time.

Posted by: grinder at November 6, 2008 5:13 PM

I'm always confused when I see people spout off things like "The only way I'd watch is if the matador got mauled." I mean you see the difference don't you? It's a HUMAN vs. an ANIMAL. Also I'm not sure what people mean by "fair fight" the matador can easily be injured and there's a risk of death. Even for the picadors (guys on horses) there's an enormous amount of risk. I remember reading death in the afternoon in high school and since have always wanted to go watch a bullfight. Then after the fight I'd go get a rare steak (zebra or giraffe, bloody preferably) in my fur coat(baby seal) and leather shoes(dolphin leather, the finest).

Posted by: ignorantbastard at November 6, 2008 5:14 PM

yeah I would rather watch 1,000 bulls get killed than watch a fucking person die in front of me. Just sayin....

Posted by: dylanj at November 6, 2008 5:18 PM

Of course in Bull fighting the person has a choice to get in the ring with an entourage and weapons/protection and face a 400ish pound animal. There is a slight chance of injury and a very slight chance of death. But the odds are stacked overwhelmingly in their favour. They stand to earn money and adoration. The bull on the other hand has no choice. They do have horns and hooves, but are very small...And they are an animal. They can't learn or fight back except with instinct. They face being killed for no reason other than entertainment. The matadors are entertainers and play up the danger and drama.
So when I say I cheer for the bulls I mean it.

Posted by: grinder at November 6, 2008 5:37 PM

then grinder your problem is you think a bull's life is equal to a human's

thats messed up in my book but to each his own

Posted by: dylan at November 6, 2008 5:50 PM

I'm sorry but I just find this fascinating. How would you wish the bull's life to unfold? Like some kind of Disney fantasy where he befriends a rooster and they escape to unspoiled grazing lands? I'm not an expert of agriculture, but aren't almost all bulls and cows harvested for meat? Don't those that are spend most of their lives in factories where they're brutalized every day up until the moment of their execution, unable to turn around or move, festering in their own shit? What do you consider to be a more 'humane' existence? Living on a farm raised by expert breeders until one day you're executed for sport or the latter?

To put this in a human terms I think I would rather be brought up in luxury, free to fuck my brains out with perfectly bred human women, fed until I got fat as shit, and then brutalized by 30 badgers to death in front of a live audience rather than live in a cage until my impersonal execution. It's just me though. Also I'm not really able to connect with your logic because a cow is just a cow to me. Maybe if they were sweet animals like tigers or something I could muster any angst over their awesome (or gruesome for you) ritualistic murder. This may make me a sociopath though, I'm not sure. Sorry for the length of my posts, I just don't understand animal rights movements at all. Wouldn't you rather help people? Whatever.

Posted by: ignorantbastard at November 6, 2008 5:57 PM

They're fucking around with the animal, making it suffer on fucking purpose, for their own amusement. So, yes, I feel infinitely satisfied to see one of those fuckers get mauled, they fucking asked for it.

I don't enjoy seeing animals or people tortured (and don't fuck around, bullfighting is torturing an animal to death) for the hell of it. If it's going to help find a cure for cancer? Yes test on the damned rats. If it's going to give me a delicious steak? Yes kill the cow with a blow to the head.

But if it's to satisfy the bloodlust of some fucked up torture fetishists? Then no. Torture shouldn't be a fucking sport.

OK I've used up my weekly allowance of 'fuck'. Sorry but bullfighting really pisses me off.

Posted by: figgy at November 6, 2008 7:25 PM

Even after re-reading my posts, I am not sure how you two think that I said a cow's life is more important than a human life. We are not talking about a human fighting for food/survival, we are talking about a person taking on an animal not much bigger than themselves and and a fuck load dumber and killing it for the purposes of entertainment. Straight up. That's it. Entertainment.
I am not a animal rights person, I grew up on a farm and have killed and eaten the animals I raised. We treated our animals well. Food, shelter, water and medical treatment. Much better treatment in fact than a large portion of humans have access to. I will give you a little agriculture lesson because as you admitted, you don't know shit about it. On a farm/ranch, there can be as few as one bull. One chance for ongoing sex and feeding. The other male cows are made into steers, ie, balls cut, pinched or banded off, using various methods. They do get to eat and within the year they are turned into ground beef. The cows may get several years of baby making before they get eaten. A smaller farm like ours are quite good to our animals as they are our livlehood and future meals. The big feedlots are nightmares quite frankly, but North Americans want cheap meat. But it is still not for entertainment purposes, it is purely for profit.
Animals are lesser than people, but buttholes like matadors are not fucking heroes. Thats all I said.
Read what I said, and offer a compelling argument, stop being a partonizing douchebag when you've never seen beef outside of the supermarket.

Posted by: grinder at November 6, 2008 7:31 PM

If a cow had the chance it would kill YOU and everything you hold dear.

Never forget that...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 6, 2008 7:37 PM

grinder your last sentence doesn't really hold weight with a kid who grew up in western KS and has help kill his fair share of animals.

Posted by: dylanj at November 6, 2008 7:54 PM

Ignorantbastard, you're speaking the gospel truth.

For fuck's sake, its a bull. It would kill anything that so much as looked at it the wrong way. It's a big, dumb, mean, shit animal. Animals suck, they'd eat you if you fell on their floor. And I'm not just talking about if you died, many animals would eat you live.

As for the fucking bulls, they don't even eat what they kill. And why would a bull care if it died in a fucking ring, they wouldn't. Their dumbass bulls. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: George at November 6, 2008 11:06 PM

Generally I'm a lurker, but I have to put in my 2 cents on this one. I lived in Spain for several years, and frequently go back to visit friends. I also grew up routinely attending bullfights (corridas) in the Plaza del Toros in Madrid. I can completely understand why so many people are aginst the practice; its bloody, intense, and steeped in macho testosterone. However, I can tell you unequivocally that the matadors truly do court death when they enter the ring with these animals. The bulls used in professional corridas are bred for weight (over 1500 lbs) and agression. They are pampered and coddled in open fields their entire lives until it is time for them to go into the ring. After their death (which is instantaneous if the matador knows what the hell he's doing) the carcass is dragged to the entrance of the plaza where it is butchered, and the local townspeople can purchase the meat so the animal did not die in vain. The banderillas (fuzzy darts that stick into the bull's withers) are indeed very cruel, but by no means do they incapacitate the bull--they do however piss it off. The matadors, often no more than teenagers the size of horse jockeys, have to kill the bull in one stroke in order to avoid a horn up the rectum and to protect the picadores (men on horses that ride around the ring). Often, someone gets gored, trampled, maimed or killed. The men in the ring accept very possible death as part of the honor of allowing the bull to die with what they percieve as dignity. They believe that the corrida allows the bull to "get his" before a glorious death. Additionally, the bull must die for safety reasons, because apparently after a bull experiences the movements of the matador, it learns how to more effectively kill humans, making it too dangerous for its old handlers. Does any of this make a bloodsport right? Probably not. But I can tell you from personal experience that the bulls I saw die in the corrida were treated with respect bordering on worship, and that their lives were infintely happier than any stockyard heifer headed for burgerdom.

Posted by: Aratweth at November 7, 2008 12:14 AM

"But while it's undeniable that the presence of an enormous, concious threat distantly recalls the more primal part of our existence, death could be confronted by playing in traffic, or diving off incredibly high cliffs, or any other number of risky activities that don't involve the slow and inevitable murder of an opponent."

No comment, actually; I just really love reading (and re-typing) that line.

Never mind: after I've done my bungee-jumping and sky-diving for the day, I've been promised unprotected sex with Tara Reid this evening & most likely will not be around to see Obama take office; but hey, that's what us courageous daredevils do.

Sorry, slow day at work.

Posted by: TMax at November 7, 2008 11:53 AM

I love the pattern these discussions always fall into, with some asshole saying "Get over it, it's just an animal" as if Western civilization were perilously close to being too sensitive to the suffering of others, and someone else claiming that we shouldn't care because farm animals suffer too, as if that justifies anything, and some other douche saying that we shouldn't care about animals because people are also suffering, as if there's a choice to be made, and now the argument that animals kill too, as if we should base our moral choices on animal behavior.
Morons.

Posted by: Ann at November 7, 2008 4:31 PM

Ann:

Now that's what I call a "COMMENT."

Passionate, raw anger and pure disgust at a subject that most others (myself included) truly don't see beyond your own, equally-valid (and valued), opinion, unless called upon to do so.

You are yet another contributor expressing an intelligent opinion that sheds a unique light that some might not have thought of otherwise (again, myself included), one of uncountable others that keep me coming back to read on this infantabulable site.

First off, I agree: the entire process, ritual, lop-sided battle between man and beast, all the rest, it's just butthole, okay? BUTTHOLE!! And sick and inhumane and just fuckin' unnecessary to have to deal with anymore, we're quite in agreement on that.

AND I will NEVER see this movie/doc/TP-wipe piece of what-have-you as long as I live, PROMISE...

Buuuutttt, let's just pull the reigns in a bit with the 'Morons' comment, okay?

You have your own, independent ideas that you've chosen to share with the rest of us, and I personally feel the better off for reading them.

Yes, I completely and unironically do.

But I'm wondering why you would have bothered to post your bold, provocative thoughts to these here 'Morons' (that you so automatically dismiss in the first place), if you hadn't already labeled a segment of commenters on this site at least as a tad bit worthy of reading your enlightening wisdom, above the other, unspecified commenters you deem beneath your need to comment to their obviously inferior intellect in the first place?

You remind me of the poster(s) who have written:

"I don't have the time to read all the comments, but..."

BUT you have the muthafuckin' time to post your OWN FUCKIN' DUMBASS OPINION that you presumptiously assume that anyone who, in fact, does bother to read all the comments, would give a bat's ratty ass about your OWN, "IMPORTANT" opinion, the one we've all been waiting so breathlessly for-- oh, you certain fuckwads, I so very much want to rip your fucking guts from your m--- with my bare han

Sorry, Ann, I went off on quite the tangent there- I blame my new antidepressant-

But I'm merely asking you to define your position more clearly, seeing that you felt the need to end a thoughtful proclamation by insulting us all as 'Morons' (at least that's how I perceived it).

Personally, I keep coming back here for the refreshing LACK of stupid, rhetorical, useless commentary that most other sites are burdened with.

Please, express your ideas as enthusiastically as you want- I do that myself often.

But I know the readership I'm commenting, or responding, to, and I can safely tell you there ain't a single, standard-issue 'Moron' amongst them.

You should know that if you're a regular reader, Ann.

Happy weekend, everyone!

Posted by: TMax at November 7, 2008 11:49 PM

Holy shit, TMax.

This is what I get for coming back to this at midnight two days after it was posted.

I am in awe.

Posted by: figgy at November 8, 2008 1:30 AM

I used to sing this to annoy my daughter (she liked cows a lot):

You get a cow and I'll get a steak knife, honey
You get a cow and I'll get a steak knife, baaaaabe
You get a cow and I'll get a knife
And we're gonna end some bovine's life
And have some hamburgers to-daaaaaaay!

Posted by: bucdaddy at November 8, 2008 6:34 PM