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Mamma Mia! / Ranylt Richildis

Film Reviews | July 19, 2008 | Comments (67)


Yes, I drew the short straw this weekend. But what about all those people packing the theater for the Friday matinee I attended? What attracted them? Given that it was a largely senior crowd, I’m suspecting some of my fellow patrons were the obliging aunties of pre-teens who broke things until someone agreed to ferry them to the nearest Dark Knight screening. Or, Mamma Mia! just managed to collect an impressive number of middle-aged women who still believe that twinkle in Pierce Brosnan’s eye is directed at them. But before we start deriding middle-aged women and the suck-ass films troglodytes tell us only they can love, I’ll point out that there were over a dozen middle-aged men in my audience, who came to the show alone. Have they carried a torch for Meryl Streep since The Deer Hunter? Were they perving after Amanda Seyfried? Were they lusting after Colin Firth? What prompted a phalanx of businessmen to leave work early and slink incognito to a marshmallow musical? I’m not one for making gender/sexuality generalizations — in fact I actively campaign against them in my day-to-day life — but I admit this event satisfied my inner contrarian and helped to pass the time until the trailers warmed the screen.

It’s also helping to pad this review, since, honest to Zod, I have no idea what to really say about this film. I’m not armed with an endless supply of synonyms for “feel-good” or “crowd-pleaser” or “you’ll get what you pay for, if this is the kind of thing you enjoy paying for.” Mamma Mia! was co-produced (along with Tom Hanks and the male half of ABBA) by Rita Wilson, who’s still riding the same Love Greece — or else! hobby-horse she rode to splinters with My Big Fat Greek Wedding. I could almost see her panting behind the screen with toothy imperative, daring me not to admire her Greekness. Based on the landmark(ish) musical, Mamma Mia! is loaded with cheeky humor that will only come off as cheeky to a certain sheltered set; people sing into hair-dryers, fall out of boats, waddle in flippers, and hang from rooftops by their fingernails — and the audience laughed on cue (I don’t think my particular audience gets out much). The movie’s driven by an awkward narrative whose sole purpose is to bind together a bunch of ABBA hits — awkwardly. The musical numbers look like they were choreographed by Corky St. Clair; the cute is doled out in toxic doses; and there’s a hell of a lot of fanfare here that was probably meant to explode off the screen but generally pops a thin fart instead (apparently it is possible to drain the chintzy power out of an ABBA song). Despite the cast, production budget, and the trove of classic love-and-dance anthems that prop this thing up, Mamma Mia! comes off like a pastry left in the rain. A lot of readers, and no doubt box-office numbers, will disagree with me, but many Pajibans know where I stand on musicals in general (with a few beloved exceptions) and sentimental gak in particular (ibid), and they know their own tastes well enough to take a contrary perspective. I’m not in service to the film’s built-in viewership so much as I am to those who might be wondering (like I did) if good stuff like ABBA + Greece + Seyfried’s eyes and curves can maybe disperse the Splenda. In a word: nay.

The movie, like the musical, centers on Sophie (Seyfried), a young woman raised by her expat mother (Streep) on a pastoral Greek island. Sophie’s about to get married. Not knowing who her father is, but yearning the creepy yearn of having her bio-dad Give Her Away at the wedding, she sends out invitations to three strangers, all of whom boinked her mom the summer Sophie was conceived. The three strangers show up and hijinks ensue. All three men tenderly recall their affairs with Streep’s Donna, and Donna tenderly recalls her affairs with them in turn, to varying degrees; while Bill (Stellan SkarsgĂ„rd) and Harry (Firth) are fond fools from her youth, Sam (Brosnan) seems to have deposited some bedrock in her soul. Threes are the name of the structural game, here: Sophie’s two best friends arrive for the wedding, and they’re mirrored in Donna and her two best friends from way back, Rosie (Julie Walters) and Tanya (Christine Baranski). The younger trio is given next to nothing to do — it’s the older trio of women, the three men, and an independent Sophie who animate what there is to animate of a generic Broadway script.

Mamma Mia!’s main indulgence, in fact, isn’t the ABBA tribute or the uninspired love/family story, but the relationship between the three older women. We’re knocked over the head with it and commanded to celebrate the friends’ exuberance. It’s The First Wives Club ornamented with community theater tits-and-teeth. Not to say there isn’t an audience for this — one that, like any other, deserves to see itself represented onscreen — but this is one of those insular self-congratulations that can alienate viewers who aren’t part of the pack themselves. I can identity with any kind of character or demographic when it’s fully rendered and well drawn — and fictional characters different from ourselves are usually the most engrossing — but this here’s some weak stereotypical shit made giddy on the fumes of its own gas, and I suspect, like The First Wives Club, it will only endear my mother’s demographic to itself.

Other viewers will have to content themselves with the musical numbers (if that’s their cuppa) and the fairy-tale Aegean sparkling brighter than Amanda Seyfried’s aura. The movie is a periwinkle charm to look at — a canvas of light blues and sun-baked clay, lovingly (and I mean lovingly) photographed. These features will help Mamma Mia! appeal to a lot of people, especially those who regard films as little more than escape-hatches from life. Donna runs a quaint little villa staffed by quaint locals, and there’s no question that Sophie’s lived her first 20 years in a perfect Arcadia, where True Love comes easy and blond hair grows in abundance. The scenery is helped along by Seyfried and Streep, who give the film a little core of authenticity that isn’t snuffed out by all the contrivances billowing around it. There is no fault to find in either of the lead actors — Streep, it turns out, can make the silliest scene look almost convincing, even when she’s warbling “The Winner Takes It All” to Pierce Brosnan on a cliff-top. And Seyfried has just enough chops to hold her own opposite Streep, not to mention infinite charisma.

The mother-daughter relationship is highly idealized, but I bought into its sweetness as the movie wore on, even if I couldn’t buy into much else. I especially couldn’t buy into Baranski’s scarlet horndog, or Brosnan’s gruesome singing, or the “Dancing Queen” extravaganza that sucked island women into a train like the Pied Piper of Premarin. Thank God for Streep, still luminous (outside of the “Super Trouper” number, where she’s the dragged-out spit of Terence Stamp’s Bernadette) and talented enough to make marbles out of mud in her mouth; thank God for beautiful Mediterranean landscapes (I predict a spike in Americans getting hitched in crumbling Greek monasteries next year); and thank God for the ABBA anthems themselves, which give a lift to the most hackneyed moments, even when they’re part of the moment’s problems. These, along with a strong cast who can (with one or two exceptions) carry a disco tune, gave me a way into the movie — however narrow — and convinced me that there’s enough here to satisfy its intended audience: it looks good, it feels good, it sounds good enough to get the job done. I think Mamma Mia! sinks deep, in spots, but it also puffs out like an appealing meringue in others; it’s part charming and part just plain awful, like the ABBA tunes so many of us love without shame. In that dichotic sense, I guess, the production works.

Ranylt Richildis lives in Ottawa, Canada. She can usually be found sneezing in college libraries or dropping chalk in lecture halls, but she’s somehow managed to squeeze in a film or two a day for the last decade.


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Comments



"you'll get what you pay for, if this is the kind of thing you enjoy paying for."

You could have posted this as the review in its entirety.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at July 19, 2008 12:34 PM

Dude, how the fuck did draw Mamma Mia? That would be the equivalent of drawing "Soul Plane" instead of "Training Day."

Posted by: Pookie at July 19, 2008 12:38 PM

*You*

Posted by: Pookie at July 19, 2008 12:41 PM

I went to see it with my sister and it was great fun. I love musicals and Bollywood films which is quite strange since I'm the person who will KILL anyone who makes me watch a romantic comedy. I have boundless hate for Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz. Yet...this was a horribly cheesy film WITH ABBA SONGS FOR FUCK'S SAKE! How can you not love it?! Also...I'd go gay for Amanda Seyfried. There I said it. Phew...that saves me hours of therapy.

Posted by: Joker at July 19, 2008 1:04 PM

Out of curiousity, how exactly do you guys decide who's going to do what movie? Because, while this is a solid review and I appreciate your disclosure that you have strong views against "musicals in general and sentimental gak in particular", it does seem like sending someone such as yourself to review a film like Mamma Mia was always going to end in "Meh".

I'm also vaguely curious why it's interesting, or even noteworthy, that there are men who would go to see this film. Given that a male critic opening his review of an action film with "Would you believe, actual real live women wanted to see this!" would immediately raise hackles and cries of the dreaded m-word, doing it in reverse seems just as questionable to me. Again, not trying to pick a fight, just wondering where you were going with that.

Gotta say though, I'm glad to hear Seyfried holds her own. Between Mean Girls and Veronica Mars I have an irrational amount of love for her.

Posted by: Shay at July 19, 2008 1:10 PM

The thing that pissed me off most about the theatrical show and now this film is the way both congratulate themselves for bringing ABBA to the people, as though ABBA were an obscure indie band with a fanbase of three mope-haired nerds. ABBA is one of the great (at least in terms of sales) pop groups ever, and my musician side admires their production finesse and pop hook-smarts to no end. ABBA is better than this crapulence.

Posted by: alone in the dark at July 19, 2008 1:20 PM

I actually had my fingers crossed for Ranylt to get the Dark Knight review.

In fact, I just decided that all the reviewers on the site should turn in their own takes on that movie. There's plenty of material for it.

I will see this movie anyway, because my shriveled prunelike heart swells at the strains of ABBA tunes and at the sight of beautiful scenery (a category including Seyfried, Firth, and Greece).

Posted by: Riddler at July 19, 2008 1:26 PM

I'm also vaguely curious why it's interesting, or even noteworthy, that there are men who would go to see this film.

I don't think you are making a fair comparison here. I think middle-aged men going to see this movie alone is surprising in the same way it would be surprising to go to a showing of Zombie Strippers and seeing a dozen middle-aged women in the audience alone. Nothing WRONG with it, just...unexpected.

Posted by: elyssadc at July 19, 2008 1:47 PM

The musical numbers look like they were choreographed by Corky St. Clair

Or Corky from "Life Goes On." Dammit, there's one that should have been in the also-rans for 20 Best.

I'm also vaguely curious why it's interesting, or even noteworthy, that there are men who would go to see this film.

Because there actually are gender preferences in types of entertainment, and it's interesting to wonder why they occasionally get broken down. If I went to see a sci-fi action flick and there were fifty single women sitting in the audience by themselves, that would be a puzzler. To hush discussion of such instances strikes me as pretty silly PC nonsense -- it's worth knowing why a gender sub-group breaks a stereytype. There's nothing wrong with talking about these things, nor in finding amusement when a puzzling exception occurs. (So all you single women at The Dark Knight: I know you're touching yourselves when Christian Bale shows up. So am I.)

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at July 19, 2008 1:56 PM

"The musical numbers look like they were choreographed by Corky St. Clair"

Ranylt, I'm (still) laughing so hard I had to stop reading and give you a shout-out!

Going to try & finish the review now

Posted by: TMax at July 19, 2008 2:05 PM

Do Colin Firth and Stellan Skarsgard sing as well?!

Yes. And Firth ain't half bad. --RR

Posted by: Mimi at July 19, 2008 2:13 PM

Man, I think this review was the most elaborate backhanded compliment I've witnessed in a long while. Nicely done - I always find it's hardest to write about movies that you're just indifferent to. When there isn't that much there there, you can only write so much, but I think you handled your reaction quite well.

Ultimately, this looks like a rental. Or, more likely, I can see myself stumbling across this on HBO in a year and turning it off thinking, "Shit, did I really just watch that whole thing?"

Posted by: whatBENwatches at July 19, 2008 2:21 PM

And, wBw, "Did I really just smoke that whole bowl?" Some late Saturday afternoon, chowing a burrito and humming along with ABBA. I see it.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at July 19, 2008 2:24 PM

RR,

Thank you for reaffirming my fan-boy love for you with this out-of-the-park review. You took the old 'scathing and bitchy' by the horns and took it to new heights of genius with this one, and you've officially demonstrated you can hold your own on the naughty talk with the best of the guys.

I have absolutely no intention of seeing this freak of filmdom, but I was itching to read a really good smackdown review of it- you always deliver!

I was as anxious as everyone else waiting for the 'Dark Knight' review, but I couldn't let this fantastic piece go unnoticed (and insert your own "fantastic piece" joke here). Thanks for the laughs.

Posted by: TMax at July 19, 2008 2:24 PM

Seeing as gay men, drag queens, and girls that act in theater account for 98% of my inner circle, chances are I'm getting dragged to this. I'm the normal one. And by dragged I mean willfully, because my name is Jessica...and I love ABBA. I'm sure there's a support group somewhere. Now if I could only find my glitter jumpsuit and blond wig, we can make the matinee.

Posted by: Jessica at July 19, 2008 2:29 PM

Baranski's scarlet horndog

Since I have a lifelong crush on Christine Baranski (since Cybil) and nothing but love for horny MILFs, it looks like I'm getting in line for this one.

Posted by: Meander at July 19, 2008 2:31 PM

Steven this is a movie review site, please don't bring your filth and debauchery to the shores of pajiba. Look elsewhere in your hunt for cunt, all of the ladies here are not interested in your perversion. You are a very disrespectful person.

Posted by: Pookie at July 19, 2008 3:06 PM

So who's the damn father? I'm never going to see this ever, God willing, so I need to know so I can ruin it for others. (I don't have cable, so I have to make my own fun.)

Posted by: TWoP Fan at July 19, 2008 3:25 PM

Spoilers(I guess? I hardly think anyone's going to freak out) for TWoP Fan but we never really find out who the father is because all three men are glad to have even a claim to 1/3 of Sophie. Don't worry about the pain in your chest after reading that... my heart also grew three sizes after witnessing it.

That said, and I know it's been addressed in the review, but I thoroughly enjoyed this movie because I knew what I was going to get out of it. I don't fall into the middle-aged single woman demographic, but it's a bunch of people on a pretty island singing and dancing to ABBA... I don't think anyone was expecting a sort of reverse Sweeney Todd with Amanda Seyfried's character slitting throats over the father she'd been denied. (That made more sense in my head) Though I do agree with Pierce Brosnan's singing... what the hell? I haven't been so overwhelmingly confused at awful singing in a movie since Gerard Butler in Phantom of the Opera. I know it's "just" ABBA and not the "glorious" Andrew Lloyd Webber, but sheesh!

Posted by: TrinnyB at July 19, 2008 3:56 PM

I was expecting to love this for its cheesiness, that's all I was looking for. But it failed even in that. It just...kinda falls flat. The random bursting into song feels off and there was nothing remotely special about it. And Oh. My. God. Whoever cast Pierce Bronsan needs their head examined. Never was a man so wrong for a part. He's awful and cannot sing to save his life. His songs caused the most laughter from me, unintended though it may have been. And his 'Donna!' scream on the cliff? Well, much fun was had there. It's a bit of a shame really, I should have waited for the dvd.

Posted by: Carrie at July 19, 2008 3:56 PM

Aw! Don't go hurting on Corky St. Clair. He said one of my favorite lines of all time. "And here are the My Dinner With Andre' action figures." I actually snorted popcorn out my nose when I watched that one.

However, I gather this is no Muriel's Wedding or Pricilla, Queen of the Desert. Now there you have some good ABBA numbers.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 19, 2008 4:21 PM

many Pajibans know where I stand on musicals in general and sentimental gak in particular

Then perhaps you weren't the right person to review this? Seems to be another in a long line of movies (like SatC) that Pajiba is just dying to hate, regardless of the quality of the film in question. Be scathing and bitchy, sure, but how about for when the movie deserves it, not BEFORE it's seen. Just a thought.

Am I being skeptical if I say that you're backhanded compliments toward the film are due to you trying to appear one step ahead by preempting the inevitable "backlash against the backlash" and not because they're actually compliments?

If I'm way off on this, I apologize.

Posted by: boogs at July 19, 2008 4:43 PM

Bloody HTML!! I didn't mean to italicize everything from "to hate" to "Just a thought" above.

Posted by: boogs at July 19, 2008 4:46 PM

...and that should be "your" not "you're" above. OK. I admit my entire argument is now rendered meaningless by my repeated inability to be as one with my keyboard.

Posted by: boogs at July 19, 2008 4:49 PM

thank God for the ABBA anthems themselves, which give a lift to the most hackneyed moments, even when they're part of the moment's problems

What a great line.

And reguarding sending reviewers who are not particular fans of the film genre being shown, RR covered that in the review rather nicely, "I'm not in service to the film's built-in viewership so much as I am to those who might be wondering if ABBA + Greece + Seyfried's eyes and curves can maybe disperse the Splenda".

Posted by: EricD at July 19, 2008 5:01 PM

Jesus, Boogs, you're a regular boner-killer.

Crap is crap is crap. Don't let's get bogged down in the logistics of it all. Some movies were destined to suck, and it's perfectly okay to hate them sight unseen. I doubt anyone's going into the third Mummy installation without clinging bitterly to the short straw.

Posted by: abby at July 19, 2008 5:20 PM

I liked it. A lot.

I'm not going to defend my intelligence after saying that, either. I just don't care. I liked Mamma Mia and I was always going to. Meryl Streep could read the phone book onscreen and I'd probably be first in line.

But I'll give you that Pierce is no singer. In sort of the same way that dying cats aren't considered melodic.

Posted by: VampireNomad at July 19, 2008 7:13 PM

At some point a year or so down the road, there will be a chill winter's afternoon when I have an abysmal cold, a box of tissues, a pot of cardamom tea and a whole package of Scottish shortbread cookies. I will pop the dvd of Mamma Mia! into the player and all will be perfect in my world.
Until then I shall forego.

Posted by: DJO at July 19, 2008 7:27 PM

As for me and my household, we will watch Muriel's Wedding and be much satisfied.

Posted by: Alabamapink at July 19, 2008 7:42 PM

Oy vey, just the trailers are enough to send me into a spiral of despair. Way to take one for the team, RR.

Posted by: Cletus at July 19, 2008 7:44 PM

VampireNomad,

I have no problem at all with you or anyone else going to see this movie. The posters above who defended ABBA's music were all quite on the money: there's no denying they were a major sensation in the 70s, and deservedly so.

I believe that, more than anything, it was just this particular approach to the song material that was way off-base (and good Lord, I only heard less than 5 seconds of Brosnan's singing voice in the TV trailer and I carried the 'chalk against the chalkboard' sound of that for hours afterwards);

and even though Ranylt's 'rage' at pulling the short straw for this movie is regrettable for the reviewer herself, *he said, stifling his giggling*

I was so thoroughly delighted and entertained at the care and attention the reviewer did pay to the details of the film, and that she just didn't deliver a smarmy two-paragraph dismissal of it; Ranylt manages to review the film itself, first and foremost, and even without her inherent bias towards this 'type' of film, she gives it the attention required for anyone who may actually have a desire to see this, (but at the same time entertain all of us with her total disgust at having to even see the fucking thing in the first place- a true reviewer's job, which she elucidated perfectly).

You see, Ranylt, the best humor does come from the most intense anger- it only takes someone as eloquent as you to put it in proper words without blowing a gasket while you're writing it.

And so concludes another "Franzian ramble" from an alcoholic sod who can still spot quality when he see's it, whether I myself have any or not.

Hope everyone was orgasmic over the Dark Knight- I won't see it for awhile, but after reading this review, I'm kinda satisfied until I finally do.

Oh, ye who suffer so horribly for our own ultimate benefit, thou art so blessed and appreciated with your harkenings to forewarn of our potential dangers; thou shalt surely reside in the Kingdom of Godtopus...

Sorry Ranylt, you also drew the short straw for my rambling 'Franzian' commentary tonight.. your reward awaits you, if not in this life, then in the next..

Love to all you true Pajibans tonight.

Posted by: TMax at July 19, 2008 8:32 PM

I AM ACTUALLY REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS MOVIE AND I DON'T CARE WHO DISAGREES

Posted by: iguanodonna at July 19, 2008 9:50 PM

All I gotta say is: Mamma Mia makes all musicals look bad.

Posted by: Kevin at July 19, 2008 9:53 PM

Maybe it was because I'd been in a bit of a slump most of the week, but when I saw this...it made me happy. I actually enjoyed it and went home singing ABBA songs to myself.

But it's okay. I kicked a puppy and did some badass drive-by shooting afterwards to make up for it.

Posted by: Cookie at July 19, 2008 10:05 PM

I saw both the Dark Knight and Abba this weekend with two different groups of friends. They were all anti-Mamma Mia or anti-DK but I loved them both. Honestly this is a feel good movie with a pretty solid cast. If the guys didn't have to sign this would have been perfect, sadly the guys they casted are horrible at singing. Otherwise I see no faults in it, its meant to be cheesey and forces you to embrace it. From the beginning til the very end(which stay for the credits, they are hilarious!). All in all if this didn't come out with the Dark Knight I thinkt his would have done great for itself!

Posted by: Angelmonster at July 19, 2008 10:16 PM

especially those who regard films as little more than escape-hatches from life.


The pretension. Is staggering.

Posted by: testicles at July 19, 2008 11:04 PM

I think, Ranylt, you were embarrassed at how energized you felt by the movie and tried to quaff it with vocabulary at the beginning, but then you totally gave in to your impulses... the first half of the review is completely incongruent with the last half.

Posted by: Ling at July 19, 2008 11:26 PM

Ok, I just took a vanfull of giggling high school girls to see this, and it wasn't half bad. Admit it Ranylt, the postcard-perfect scenery and peppy tunes are still lodged in your brain. Granted, it is the cinematic equivalent of a cupcake with neon sprinkles, but those are tasty once in a while. Colin Firth can always be counted upon for some tastiness.

I do agree there was far too much falling into water and estrogen-filled shrieking. Women don't have to yell incoherently to prove they are BFF.

Also, (spoiler!!) WTF with the "let's not get married" conclusion? It would take five minutes and not affect your travel plans in the least.

Posted by: Empress of All the Russias at July 19, 2008 11:50 PM

TMax,

That was brilliant! Unleash those 'Franzian Rambles' anytime.

Posted by: VampireNomad at July 20, 2008 12:08 AM

"Pierce is no singer. In sort of the same way that dying cats aren't considered melodic."

Heehee, VampireNomad, you're no slouch yourself in the funny department! Ah, but as long as I can plug my ears and look at Pierce, I'll be a happy camper. Definitely waiting for the DVD, though...I actually can't stand ABBA. (sorry, I know it's weird and I can neither explain nor defend my distaste)

Cheers to another drunken night in Pajiland, TMax!

Posted by: MO(meaux) at July 20, 2008 1:13 AM

Sweet hot hooker! I saw this movie this afternoon and it was GOD AWFUL. i only went to see it because it was either that The Dark Knight or Kung Fu Panda...and I'm waiting to see The Dark Knight with my best friend.

Anyways, it was terrible and my audience consisted mostly of grey-haired ladies who practically tore their clothes off at the sight of Pierce Brosnan...that is until he started singing, then everyone was laughing (at him, not with him).

So, in conclusion I give this a big PASS. It was corny and felt too staged, even for a musical.

Posted by: citizen_cris at July 20, 2008 1:38 AM

@ socalledonlycousins & elyssadc, eh, fair enough, I can see why it might be a point worth discussing in another context, but in a review of the film, for a dissection of the film's audience to make up the entire first paragraph sat kinda odd with me, particularly in light of what I would percieve as a gender imbalance between how appropriate/acceptable it is to broadly stereotype and say "Women can't like horror" as versus "Men can't like ABBA". To be fair, it could just be PC nonsense on my part. I've been known to indulge in it before.

And I'm aware that I'm turning into the crotchetiest bastard that ever crotchetied as I type this (I blame my cumulative three-day hangover), but wasn't there a discussion, like, 2 days ago about just lashing "(spoiler!) Amanda Seyfried is actually a man and elopes with Colin Firth" into the middle of a comment? As was mentioned above, I don't care as much as I'd care if someone, say, spoiled The Dark Knight for me (Lord knows I won't be seeing this particular film for the plot), but it's still kinda discourteous.

And with all that off my chest, I'm going to go put on my comfy slippers, kick a few small puppies and yell at the local kids to get off my property. Wish me luck!

Posted by: Shay at July 20, 2008 8:13 AM

Some friends and I did the Double Feature From Hell this weekend (the suberblicious The Dark Knight and Mamma Mia) and I have to say that I highly recommend going to see Mamma Mia. I have never laughed so hard in my life. Not because the movie was funny (it wasn't) or well-written (nope) or well-shot (uh uh) or even well-sung (did someone listen to Pierce Brosnan first? jesus!) but because it was so bad. We all knew it was going to be bad, of course, but this movie was spectacularly bad, amazingly bad, insanely bad! We were collapsing into laughing fits five minutes in, and didn't stop until 20 minutes later in the bar over drinks. Even thinking about it makes me giggle. It's a Bad Movie Classic.

Two final thoughts: (1) Meryl Streep looks fantastic. She may have killed her career with this one, but Greece really agrees with her.

(2) If seeing Colin Firth prance around in a spandex jumpsuit did not kill my desire to have sex with him, apparently nothing will.

Posted by: Jayne at July 20, 2008 9:40 AM

I saw this with my Mum yesterday and thought it was a lot of fun. Pretty frothy, gorgeous scenery....Definitely not the best movie this year, but one of the more enjoyable ones, only because the cast seemed like they were having such a gas.

Posted by: Danae at July 20, 2008 10:49 AM

There's a review of Mamma Mia actually worth reading over at Slate: http://www.slate.com/id/2195527/

Posted by: Squarah at July 20, 2008 11:26 AM

This movie made me want to kill myself. It sucked all of the fun out of my soul, and I simply existed as an empty shell of a man for the next 24 hours until a late-night showing of Dark Knight breathed life back into me.

Seriously, it was so bad that it almost made me, as a gay man, question my sexuality. I went for the camp and left empty-handed. Any straight man who is forced by his significant other to sit through this hot mess deserves head when he gets home. A LOT of head.

For any of you who hate yourselves and decide to go ahead and see this movie, I pray that you have the 100 bucks to plop down on a massive Coke Zero. God knows you're going to need the caffeine to stay awake.

Guck.

Posted by: Shane at July 20, 2008 3:05 PM

And with all that off my chest, I'm going to go put on my comfy slippers, kick a few small puppies and yell at the local kids to get off my property.

Heee, sounds like fun!

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at July 20, 2008 4:26 PM

I went into this movie expecting to love it for the fluff, which I allowed to completely take over my consciousness for the first half. I usually hate modern musicals and Pierce Brosnan is old enough to be my grandfather, but what can I say? I had tears of laughter (at and with) in my eyes. Halfway through my popcorn ran out and the songs got too sappy and shoehorned in, and I started to get really bored. But on the way out I realized something. (Spoilers ahead) When you strip away all the cheese and bad writing, Meryl Streep plays a beautiful, but also single, struggling, conflicted woman in her mid fifties, who slept around when she was younger and is not punished for it. Amanda Seyfriend plays a beautiful, but also, insecure, lost, determined woman who realizes by the film's end that neither her paternity nor her impending marriage define her. Christine Baranski and Julie Walters play cheesy, over-the-top, but complicated characters with motivations that are understandable and a little flawed. None of the three potential fathers are eager to claim Sophie as their property. There is no easy DNA test resolution, and no one really cares. Look, it was pure cheese, but I hope it doesn't get completely written off as such, because honestly, when was the last time a Hollywood movie gave us four strong female characters of more than one dimension? It sure as hell wasn't SatC.

Posted by: cynthia at July 20, 2008 6:35 PM

I'm going to start a band to play on cruise lines and at wedding and baby showers. I'm going to name the band after a word or phrase from one of the songs played in the movie and we're going to play ABBA covers and bill ourselves as "A band inspired by the movie Mamma Mia!" and no one who attends our concerts is going to get it.
I think cash-cows like this are brilliant and I take my hat off to the marketing geniuses who make this happen.

Posted by: Trey Shacksit at July 20, 2008 11:57 PM

I have a confession to make; I love ABBA. Their songs are a kitschy joy, the sort of things that the gods must sing in the shower to be fun and ridiculous. However, I am not going to see this movie. The whole point of a musical is the singing, and there is little singing talent in the cast (people with both singing and acting talent are painfully rare, even among the greats in the separate fields). Plus, the promotional campaign was so incredibly annoying that I don't want to give money to these people, for that would only encourage them (I skipped 'Kung Fu Panda' for the same reason).

Posted by: LeeJoe at July 21, 2008 2:21 AM

If a sullen 13-year old girl who reads dictionaries for fun could be a review, this would be it. I mean that as a compliment.

Posted by: Pheagan at July 21, 2008 5:37 AM

Saw it last night, and I have to say that I actually enjoyed it thoroughly. I thought the Greek chorus was hilarious, especially this one woman who always has a face that's a little bit off. And Colin Firth was actually great for a laugh throughout the film. So as far as a fun, bubbly summer musical goes, it was exactly what I needed after a blah day. I didn't want to watch some demanding, incredibly intellectual film last night. I wanted some levity, and a Waterloo dance number. And on that front I was super-pleased!

And I'm not even a single middle-aged woman! :D

Posted by: Monton at July 21, 2008 9:15 AM

I saw this on Sat., and I don't know why. My girlfriend and her sister (who was a little obnoxious that evening) invited me and I somehow said yes. Oh, her sister enjoyed seeing me squirm at the sheer cheese and faux female empowerment. (For the record, she said that the movie wasn't just a "chick flick". A cosmetics tie in commercial and a shower of sparkling diamonds from a jetliner both proved me inexorably right.) It was like an overly long commercial for Gillette women's razors, and "Does Your Mother Know" is the living proof. (Is it just me, or did that bartender look and sound like he should have paired up with Colin Firth at the end of the film?)

As for the Daddy Issue (spoiler), WHAT THE FUCK?! I sat through a movie just to find out if I was right about good ol' 007 being the straight shooter, and we get this 1/3'rd bullshit?! Thanks. Really, thanks. Don't give me the pleasure of a sensical ending, just go with some halfwarmed metaphorical bullshit.

That having been said, does anyone else think it was funny that the first two trailers were BOTH "based on true stories"? (Said trailers being The Express and Flash of Genius) On the plus side, they did show the trailer for Ghost Town, which is amusing but needs to prove itself more before I even consider going beyond a DVD rental.

Bottom line: Don't see this movie the day after you see Dark Knight in Imax, it'll just hurt.

Posted by: Mike R. at July 21, 2008 9:25 AM

I saw this, and The Dark Knight, as a double-feature with some friends. We saw this one last, purposely, because we wanted something light and fluffy after TDK. That's exactly what this was...fluff. Anyone looking for depth or meaning should look elsewhere, but I think that was more than obvious upon viewing the trailer.

I love ABBA and I love musicals so I thoroughly enjoyed it. However, if you do not like both of those things, I wouldn't recommend it.

I also have a comment about the viewing audience that I saw the movie with. Not with reagrds to the sex though, more so about the age. The theater I was in was at least 80% elderly gray-haired women. Not that there's anything wrong with that - just an observation.

Posted by: Aslana at July 21, 2008 9:41 AM

rode the hobby horse down to it's splinters-love that

Posted by: jackie at July 21, 2008 9:44 AM

I have no idea what to really say about this film....

And, yet, your review went on and on and on.... If you have no idea what to say then shut the fuck up.

Posted by: sosumi at July 21, 2008 12:42 PM

Do I admit this? Okay, I'm going to admit this: I saw this on Broadway. My mother, bless her heart, bought me and my husband nearly-front-row tickets for Christmas. I had just seen "Chicago", so I had a really, really good musical as my context. Holy shit, did "Mamma Mia" stink. So linear, so predictable, so trite. I couldn't believe the direct relationship between the songs and the plot: "Money, Money, Money" is used to illuminate a discussion about...money. It was ridiculous.

I also couldn't stop asking "How did she open that B & B? Seems like it's not doing so hot, how could she afford to send her daughter to school in the United States? Is her daughter even a citizen? Can she get financial aid?" I think if a show gives you the time to probe its veracity to that extent, there's a problem.

Posted by: samantha t at July 21, 2008 1:23 PM

Since I will only see this film when my Netflix queue gets down to a choice between Mamma Mia and A Bleak Film About Drug Abuse and Pathetic Unlikeable People Who Hurt Each Other for No Good Reason, I decided to go to s spoiler site to find out who's the daddy.

And all I have to say is...

WHAT THE FUCK?

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at July 21, 2008 2:01 PM

I adore musicals, "I have a dream" might menage to single handedly get me out of depression ... maybe... anyway. well yeah everything that isnt a abba song kinda sucks, but hey there is a shit load of them so bring it on. I was sold at Meryl streep air guitaring.
To be fair storyline and character weren't exactly the strongest pint in the RKO Musicals and that staff kicks ass till this days, I don't think musical are really about that and yeah this musical isn't a great piece of musically miracle but still turned me into a giggling happy me and that isnt that easy lately

plus people....

SPOILER ALERT

Colin Firth in the land of Elthon John???? FUCK YEAH, about freaking time for that to play out

Posted by: rio at July 21, 2008 6:05 PM

Since you apparently can't take a joke, Mr. Crotchety, I would like to point out in my defense that you can learn the movie's end through any readily available synopsis of the play. Which you have likely already seen if you care enough to be distraught over spoilers.

Posted by: Empress of All the Russias at July 22, 2008 7:24 AM

Does Sophie summon the three possible dads to her presence in order to ask, "Which one of you bastards is my father?"

If not, forget it.

Posted by: bucdaddy at July 22, 2008 10:25 AM

bucdaddy:

Believe it or not, I got the Lace reference.

And I SO wish I had not.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at July 22, 2008 12:13 PM

Corky St. Clair!!!!


he's my idol!!!

Posted by: Plobes at July 22, 2008 1:12 PM

Plobes - I completely agree. One of the best characters ever.

Posted by: samantha t at July 22, 2008 1:17 PM

;-) Maryscott. Don't tell the children.

Posted by: bucdaddy at July 22, 2008 4:51 PM

For those of you interested in an unabashed trashing of this movie, I recommend reading the review by Anthony Lane in this week's New Yorker. Youch.

Posted by: samantha t at July 25, 2008 6:21 AM

My husband and I went to the movies to see this last weekend it was a wonderful,funny,and very musical movie we loved it. I would watch again and again,and plan to buy it on dvd.Wonderful summer movie,Merle Streep was at her best, and looked beautiful.

Posted by: Suz at July 26, 2008 11:03 PM