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Hands Down, The Funniest Movie of 2010 (Exclamation Mark)

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (58)



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I never understood the appeal of the Meet the Parents franchise. It made no sense to me that the first film could make $330 million worldwide, while the second film racked up over $500 million. I wondered if the chasm between myself and the rest of the world was so wide that I simply couldn’t see what everyone else found so enjoyable about these movies. As I walked into the theater today and noticed marquees for The Fighter and Black Swan and True Grit, movies that — combined — probably won’t make half of what one Fockers movie makes, I felt deliriously out of touch. What am I missing?

Twenty minutes into Little Fockers, my world turned upside down. During a phone conversation between Gaylord Focker (Ben Stiller) and his father-in-law, Jack Byrne (Robert DeNiro), DeNiro said something that would shake my very foundation to the core, that jostled me into instant recognition. He said in a menacing, mafioso sort of way, “I want you to be the God Focker.”

And then it hit me, like a wave in a Roland Emmerich film. God Focker. Focker! It was a play on words! Focker sounds like Fucker. And Fucker is a funny word because “Fucker” refers to someone who engages in sexual intercourse, and these are family comedies that disguise the word just enough that children won’t understand, but parents will laugh. How did I miss this? Focker. Fucker! It’s right there in the title! Little Fockers, as in: Little people who engage in sexual intercourse (or, more colloquially, a stupid despised person that probably engages in sexual intercourse). Layers, people! Layers!

It was a huge epiphany! This is why the Meet the Parents franchise is such a monster hit. The writers are smart enough to sneak in profanity without actually using profanity. And as I began to understand that, two movies worth of Focker jokes came rushing to the surface of my being. Focker! Focker! Yes! OMG! Focker!

But it was more than just Focker, I soon realized. There was also the name of Ben Stiller’s character: Gaylord. As in: Gay. As in, one would likes to fock other men! Gaylord Focker! Of course, that’s hilarious because the idea of one man wanting to engage in sexual intercourse with another man is absurd. And this whole Gaylord Focker thing was a play on that absurdity. Genius. Pure focking genius.

But then, there’s also an extra layer: Robert DeNiro, Dustin Hoffman, and Barbara Streisand, who have countless Oscars and Oscar nominations between them, were in on the joke. Dustin Hoffman wasn’t just calling someone else a Focker. He was a Focker! The guy from The Graduate who focked that older woman was, in fact, a Focker himself. It’s so meta. Don’t you see it? Come into my world.

Little Fockers added a whole extra dimension of humor. The God Focker joke, for instance. DeNiro was in The Godfather II. He was, like, making fun of himself. Get it? And later, during the movie, when DeNiro took boner pills and had to have Gaylord Focker (*titter*) give him a shot of adrenaline in his penis, it was like something out of Pulp Fiction. And of course, Robert DeNiro was in Sleepers with Kevin Bacon, who was in A Few Good Men with Demi Moore, who was married to Bruce Willis, who was in Pulp Fiction! See! Layers, people. Unpack them, and what’s inside is comedy focking gold! This is the stuff. Yes!

I understand now! I have seen the light. It doesn’t matter that Little Fockers has very little plot to speak of. Jessica Alba looks great! And it doesn’t matter that there are a few logical inconsistencies, or that Owen Wilson’s hair looked different in the one scene with Dustin Hoffman (whose character was added in after the rest of the movie was shot, because Hoffman wanted to be a part of this film), Who focking cares? It’s the holidays. It’s a time to relax and turn off your brain and appreciate the humor that inheres in the wordplay. Focker sounds like Fucker! It’s brilliant, and I can’t believe I never got that until now. Two movies, dozens of movie posters, countless television adverts: I could’ve been laughing that whole time! Hell, you can mine that joke for at least three more films, and I hope they do. I can’t focking wait! Bring on the Fockers!









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Comments

Haha! Fantastic review =)

Posted by: Yih at December 22, 2010 3:04 PM

Best focking movie ever. Your review was focking spot on. Great focking review. I'm funny now, right?

Posted by: The Minn at December 22, 2010 3:08 PM

This is why you shouldn't do speed before writing a movie review. lol.

Posted by: Sarah at December 22, 2010 3:11 PM

Fuck.

pfffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...phew...that was good...LOVE it...

Posted by: superasente at December 22, 2010 3:23 PM

Upon seeing that this film was being released, there was only one thought that crossed my mind...Fock my life.

Posted by: DoctorControversy at December 22, 2010 3:25 PM

I'm not gonna lie... I really like the first movie. It's kind of a Thanksgiving classic.

Posted by: elizabeth at December 22, 2010 3:30 PM

Delete it if you want, Dustin, but this review deserves one response:

LOL!

Posted by: RobP at December 22, 2010 3:31 PM

::starts penning screenplays for Meet the Pineeses and Little Osshales::

Posted by: branded at December 22, 2010 3:36 PM

So, you're saying that you have holiday dementia?

I understand, and stand by you. (quick, call 911)

Posted by: SittingPat at December 22, 2010 3:38 PM

People have the right to whatever dumb entertainment keeps them from opening fire at their job or a McDonald's or putting a bullet to their brainpan, but movies like this (and its predecessors) are proof that many of the general public just aren't very smart. It isn't that the dumb comedy of this movie (and others of its ilk) should be smart, it's that it should be funny. I don't get the humor in a guy trying and failing to satisfy his assholish father-in-law. Maybe you have to be married to see humor in that. Also, humor that relies on the characters being very, very uncomfortable and/or misunderstandings that would not happen if one single person would stop and explain what the fuck is going on to everyone else has never been funny to me.

Posted by: Slash at December 22, 2010 3:43 PM

Dear Sarah,

Every time you lol on Pajiba the Godtopus squirts ink in the drinking water of a Third World country. Think about that before you utter that dreaded smattering of letters.

Pinky

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at December 22, 2010 3:45 PM

LOL, PINKY! LO-FUCKING-L! (fuck the third world -- fuck, fuck the third world)

Posted by: superasente at December 22, 2010 3:47 PM

Butthole. LOL!

Posted by: admin at December 22, 2010 3:47 PM

Every time you lol on Pajiba

Look what you just did, Pinky.

OH NO I DID IT TOO!

Posted by: mswas at December 22, 2010 3:50 PM

I love it when Dustin gets all het up! Merry Christmas to me!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at December 22, 2010 3:56 PM

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

That should cover at least a few countries to last me the rest of the week. eh, one more just to make sure, LOL

Posted by: Sarah at December 22, 2010 3:59 PM

Anybody bothered that the revelation was arrived at by the wrong wordplay? Perhaps the only time it wasn't used in place of Fucker?

Just me? Got it.

Posted by: really at December 22, 2010 4:01 PM

I can't wait for the other installments:

Merry Christmas, Fockers! in which DeNiro spouts the phrase "Are you focking to me?"

The Fockers Are Going To Africa!

National Lampoon's University of Educated Fockers

and of course the destined to be classic

Fock All You Focking Stupid Mother Focking Fockers: We Totally Focking Took Your Money

Posted by: Paultera at December 22, 2010 4:08 PM

I have some friends whose last name is Spinas. Rhymes with Penis. At horse shows listening to the announcers stumble over that name was HILARIOUS.
One might even be so moved to:
LOL

But not really because that would be undignified and silly.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 22, 2010 4:10 PM

Rowles, you connect the dots like no other.

Posted by: Mick J at December 22, 2010 4:16 PM

Is that sarcasm I sense? Of course not! That is a Focking great movie! Actually, I haven't seen any of them. I tried to watch the first one but it didn't make me laugh, not a chuckle. I just don't find films that have that uncomfortable humor funny. It's like watching American Idol or Dancing With The Stars, I am embarassed for everyone involved.

Posted by: daria at December 22, 2010 4:21 PM

Dustin. You focking bastard!

My sister is going to drag me to this and you gave me a glimmer of hope that it might be palatable.

That I wouldn't have to laugh at the right times.

That I wouldn't have to pay attention so I could discuss what made it so great, afterwards.

You gave me hope and took it away.

You're on my list.
Somewhere between Cheney and Anna Chapman.

Posted by: Wembley at December 22, 2010 4:26 PM

"Are you focking to me?"

I'm e-mail my congressman right now and insisting this line be added to the next Focker movie.

Posted by: superasente at December 22, 2010 4:27 PM

God Focker? Is that a person who engages in sexual intercourse with Godtopus? That's deep. Almost as deep as the wood I am going to lay into Godtopus tonight.

Posted by: Mez at December 22, 2010 4:30 PM

Pacino has got to show up in one of these right?

"Say hello to my lil' Focker"

Posted by: really at December 22, 2010 4:31 PM

This is totally Pinky's fault.

Posted by: RobP at December 22, 2010 4:36 PM

There was a second one???

Posted by: George at December 22, 2010 4:43 PM

I can't believe Ben Stiller's character is actually called that.

Posted by: Steph at December 22, 2010 5:29 PM

This is why I love Pajiba.

Posted by: Seany D at December 22, 2010 5:42 PM

So you're saying it isn't the funniest movie of 2010?

Posted by: Alon at December 22, 2010 5:57 PM

Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa lol lol lol lol, la lol lol lol!

*ahem*

Sorry. It's the hooch talking.

Posted by: meaux at December 22, 2010 7:02 PM

i'm with elizabeth up above - i actually laughed pretty hard at the first one. recall that this was back when owen wilson could be hilariously funny just by making awkward pauses before delivering his next line.

and i'll even admit that there were parts in the second one i liked too. when dustin hoffman is offering to “shampoo” barbara streisand’s “rug” i just about lost all of my shit. when he returns to the bedroom shaking the whipped cream can i just about lost it again.

maybe it's because i have been trapped in similar situations before. when i first met my wife’s father (ultra-conservative, reagan-worshipping, retired navy pilot/ship captain) i could totally relate. he’s the all-american hero and i’m the pinko-lefty-furrner-meat-head that’s having sex with his little girl. it’s taken me years to earn his respect and all it takes is one unguarded response to a question to be told that if i had it my way we would all be speaking japanese or german.

that said, i don't doubt this film is a cinematic abortion that will rape your eyes and make your ears bleed. a joke is funny and then it dies. there’s no need to plague the world with zombie humor. it just makes everything a little sadder.

Posted by: hM at December 22, 2010 7:29 PM

I thought this came out like a year ago.

Posted by: Lucas at December 22, 2010 8:05 PM

Every time you type"LOL", fink,

A third world country gets the ink

Posted by: Mark M at December 22, 2010 8:24 PM

The people behing these cinematic abortions should go Fock themselves.

There! I'm funny too

That was EASY

Posted by: Mark M at December 22, 2010 8:26 PM

This review really tickled the fockels of my focking heart. I'm going to go watch my favorite movie now, The Hurt Focker.

Posted by: altan at December 22, 2010 9:30 PM

altan for the win

Posted by: superasente at December 22, 2010 10:06 PM

Dustin, I'm sending you the entire trilogy when the box set comes out on DVD. When's your birthday?

Posted by: stryker1121 at December 22, 2010 10:10 PM

There are three Fockers movies but they won't make one Arrested Development? For shame Hollywood. For shame.

Posted by: TheDarkChrisKnight at December 22, 2010 11:21 PM

I'm pretty sure this is a sign of the End of Days.

On thw plus side, while awaiting the apocalypse I'm drunk and I'm eating pie. Pie I made. Today. Blackberry/apple, if you must know.

Fock the world.

Posted by: , at December 23, 2010 1:00 AM

A movie made for the little mockers.

Posted by: bmarie at December 23, 2010 1:20 AM

Which part was my fault, RobP? I was just brown-nosing Rowles helping to alleviate Dustin's impending brain explosion from the use of that dreaded acronym.

And everyone that doomed Third World countries? Evil. But then again, I don't think they know it's Christmastime at all.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at December 23, 2010 8:11 AM

Aah...I'm really tired of Ben Stiller.
The only 'funny' movie I've willingly went to see in the theater was Pineapple Express, and I thought that was going to be shit...

then I bought it.

There's something about going to the theater for a comedy movie that bothers me.

Posted by: Candee at December 23, 2010 9:20 AM

Oh, I'm just projecting Pinky. Or, is it deflecting? One'a those.

We all know Big Todd is really to blame.

Posted by: RobP at December 23, 2010 9:45 AM

I still dont get it....

Posted by: logan at December 23, 2010 10:16 AM

Best. Review. Ever.

Posted by: jc at December 23, 2010 10:52 AM

I'm not convinced Dustin actually watched this movie....come on admit it!

You left out the most egregious part.....Harvey Keitel has a role! I really don't understand why all these amazing actors are willing to throw away all their goodwill for a movie like this.

Posted by: zygomatique at December 23, 2010 11:05 AM

when DeNiro, Hoffman and Streisand shuffle off their mortal coils, you know that the press will list THIS focking film FIRST on their obits.

I hope the paycheck was worth it, Oscar winners!

Merry Fockmas

Posted by: lil_a at December 23, 2010 11:48 AM

I don't mind talented actors making these kinds of movies.

It's seems to bother some people but the way I see it; De Niro spent decades dedicated to his art and was getting paid a fraction what Hollywood throws at moron's like Adam Sandler!

So by all means Mr De Niro, take it easy in your old age and rake in the easy money.

Having said that, I'm afraid I won't be able to contribute personally, because I'll have to stick to watching my DVD's of your classic movies to preserve my sanity and self-respect!

Posted by: MurderBot at December 23, 2010 12:27 PM

I have a feeling this review was slightly overfockered, man.

Let's try to defock it a little for #4, will ya?

Posted by: godzilla_foil at December 23, 2010 3:10 PM

I'll only see this if there's a montage which includes a full frontal from Harvey Keitel.

No movie is complete without a Keitel full frontal.

Posted by: FockingAroundtheChristmasTree at December 23, 2010 5:28 PM

The Good Focker (dir: R. DeNiro): A progressively legless Jack Byrne puts Gaylord in the hands of an English gaylord to teach him the tricks of the spy trade.

Posted by: Falstaff at December 25, 2010 1:51 AM

Fock DeNiro for focking away all his goodwill on this focking shit franchise.

Lifetime pass FOCKING revocked, motherFOCKER.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 25, 2010 2:58 PM

Focking hey...

Posted by: GoGo LaTata at December 27, 2010 12:30 AM

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Couldn't help myself.

Posted by: Joyeetargh at December 28, 2010 2:59 AM

I hate to go all copy editor on you, and I don't know if anyone else has mentioned this, but Streisand spells her first name "Barbra" not "Barbara."

Good review, by the way!

Posted by: Shawn at January 12, 2011 2:49 AM

The most appropriate usage of sarcasm and irony since "A Modest Proposal"

Posted by: Grundelwanderer at January 13, 2011 11:41 PM