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An Act of Faith

Lady in the Water / Daniel Carlson

Film Reviews | July 21, 2006 | Comments (56)


I feel bad for M. Night Shyamalan. Ever since his third feature, The Sixth Sense, made him a somewhat unpronounceable household name back in the glory days of 1999, he’s been fighting an uphill battle to write and direct the kinds of films he wants to make while dealing with mounting negative feedback from fans and critics alike. His follow-up, Unbreakable, was overlooked largely because it wandered from the previous film’s outright suspense and supernatural storytelling in favor of a seemingly unrelated tale of a real-life, low-level superhero. But both films shared Shyamalan’s interest in the frailty and power of human faith, and of how our lives can be changed irrevocably when we begin to believe in things we cannot see. This theme of faith lost and recovered was front and center in Signs, which also further underscored Shyamalan’s willingness to cut logical corners in the service of driving home an emotional point (seriously, aliens who can’t survive getting wet decide to invade a planet that’s 75% water?). But something weird was happening as the film series progressed, and by the time Shyamalan released The Village in 2004, it was clear that he didn’t want to just write, direct, and produce these films; he wanted to star in them as well, or at least cast himself in some small but integral role in the ensemble. Chalk it up to a generational thing. Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino are known for co-starring their own films. But Smith’s nonspeaking roles in his movies is much less grating than watching Tarantino relentlessly mug for the camera while trying to maintain a fraction of the charisma and energy of the other actors in his scenes. Just watching him interface with Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction is uncomfortable, and it makes Jackson look even cooler than usual, if such a thing is possible. Shyamalan’s appearances on film have tended more toward the Tarantinian end of the spectrum, at least inasmuch as he’s a much better director than actor. In his latest film, Lady in the Water, Shyamalan does arguably his best acting work so far, though that’s not saying too much. But his onscreen presence has a way of splitting your attention between the story that’s unfolding it and the man that’s supposed to be unfolding it, and turns what could have been a great film into an interesting but solipsistic one. For Shyamalan, it’s not enough to tell us he believes; he has to be in front of the camera, showing it. If only he’d had faith enough to let the story stand on its own.

From the start, Lady in the Water sets itself apart as the most linear and straightforward of Shyamalan’s stories, with a narrator somberly intoning the history and eventual falling out of ancient man and the people of the water, or the Blue World. The narrator hits all the classics: a prophecy, the coming of chosen representatives from the people in the water, an awakening for all mankind, etc. Based on a bedtime story that Shyamalan used to tell his kids, the film unspools with a quiet awe for the power of myth. Set in Shyamalan’s native Philadelphia, Lady in the Water revolves around the sad, quiet life of Cleveland Heep (Paul Giamatti), manager at an apartment complex known as the Cove. He speaks with a stutter; he lives in a small guesthouse near the pool, on the other side of the courtyard from the main building; and all his tenants like him well enough. As his name suggests, he is stunningly ordinary, a self-effacing mix of shy mumbling and sweaty shirts, played with subtle skill and grace by Giamatti. He sees someone swimming in the pool one night and, after a fruitless search, slips and hits his head, tumbling into the water as he passes out. He awakens back in his house, on his bed, staring at a young woman (Bryce Dallas Howard) who’s sitting on his couch. She says her name is Story, and Cleveland eventually pieces together that she’s not from around here (it helps that she walks around naked and says she comes from the Blue World). And from there, well, things get interesting pretty quickly.

Story mutters a few nonsense words in her sleep, which starts Cleveland asking questions of Young-Soon (Cindy Cheung) and her mother, who tell Cleveland the story of a sea nymph sent from the world of water to meet a human and change that person’s life, and in doing so the lives of everyone. That person is known as the Vessel, and it’s the meeting of the nymph and the Vessel that will cause a moral awakening in the hearts and souls of mankind. Complicating matters are giant wolves that are sent to stop the nymph, as well as some kind of über-evil tree-dwelling bark-monkeys who enforce the otherworldly laws that keep things running smoothly. And, in one of the film’s two wildly indulgent plot points, the Vessel turns out to be a tenant named Vick, played by Shyamalan himself. Shyamalan’s co-starring in his films has never before played such a vital role in the story. Here he literally plays the man whose writings will, and pardon my dramatic italics, revitalize mankind and save the country from moral bankruptcy and realign the universe. I’m not upset that the Vessel exists; it’s that Shyamalan is playing the role. It’s the equivalent of hitting that one sour note that turns a bright major chord into an embarrassing gaff, and it damages the film’s ability to tell a contained story.

On its own, Shyamalan’s casting as the man whose words and thoughts will redeem the world would seem like an ego run amuck. But it’s the film’s other indulgent development that really lets you know Night is working through some petty personal demons onscreen: One of the Cove’s tenants and the film’s only human antagonist is Barry Farber (Bob Balaban), a film critic who espouses distaste for film, who laments that there is no originality left in the world, and whose counsel at one point leads Cleveland astray and places Story at great risk. The character’s name is a lazy bastardization of Manny Farber, an American film critic whose name Shyamalan apparently considers to be absent from most viewers’ minds and therefore fair game to set up as a representation of all critics everywhere. Nevermind that Shyamalan’s film, though original and enjoyable, still relies on a standard economy of characterization and structure that has served American filmmakers for decades. From the beginning, too, it’s obvious that Farber doesn’t look likely to survive the story; I guess it would have been too big of Shyamalan to just get over whatever’s bugging him and move on. No, here we’re treated to one of the country’s premiere auteurs attacking a film critic onscreen for no other reason than that some haven’t enjoyed his previous films. It’d be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

But back to that straightforward plot: Once Story meets Vick, she makes ready to return home, telling Cleveland that the giant eagle from the fairy tale will be coming for her, and that it’s up to Cleveland to help her avoid the wolves and survive until she can be taken home. That’s it. Along the way, Cleveland unites a group of tenants who possess unknown powers and have been placed in the Cove to help protect Story, and it’s in the final act that Shyamalan is able to stumble into moments of redemption and sadness that, if not counteract the story’s inherent egocentrism, at least balance it with an honest, searching humanity. He’s assisted in this by the schlubby brilliance of Giamatti, who seems almost to crumple in moments of tragedy without ever losing hope; his tear-filled soliloquy toward the film’s climax is beautiful, and absolutely heartbreaking. Howard, with her high cheekbones and soft-voiced poise, is the perfect choice for Story. (And it’s something beyond kismet that her father, Ron Howard, made his first big mark as a director with 1984’s Splash.)

Lady in the Water isn’t a great film, but it certainly is a good one, a mixed bag of myth and hope and love and a commitment to acts of faith in the face of a world that folds its arms and refuses to believe. If it’s true that more and more we’ve come to expect less and less from the movies we see and value as a community, then Shyamalan is doing his part to craft original, honest stories that reflect the skills and ideas of a truly gifted filmmaker. The biggest complaints lobbied against him aren’t that he makes bad movies but that the movies themselves didn’t measure up to some arbitrary ideal that’s been planted in the viewer’s mind before they even enter the theater. And to watch movies that way is to live wearing blinders. Shyamalan’s films are striving for greatness, even — especially — if it’s on his own terms.

Daniel Carlson is the managing editor of Pajiba and a copy editor at a Hollywood industry magazine. You can visit his blog, Slowly Going Bald.


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Shyamalan's one movie a year continues to give me hope, regarding movie making in general.A refined stephen king, a masterful storyteller. you getit or you don't. those who don't are missing a beautiful couple of hours, magical. I loved it.

Posted by: pasdenamike at July 21, 2006 11:57 PM

This movie was just awful. The reviewer is right on by critisizing Shyamalan's blatant egocentrism in the film, but he kind of forgot to mention that the whole story was ridiculous and so story-booky that it felt like a total joke. Plus, it stereotypes Asians and the dialogue was utterly nauseating.

The only reason I stayed in my seat was to wait for the twist that are Shyamalan's M.O. And the film didn't even have that. He couldn't even stick to his formula.

Don't waste your money. Wait for the DVD. I'm begging you. This man needs to step down from his cross.

Posted by: gigi at July 22, 2006 1:03 AM

The biggest complaints lobbied against him aren't that he makes bad movies but that the movies themselves didn't measure up to some arbitrary ideal that's been planted in the viewer's mind before they even enter the theater.
You said it! I've thus far enjoyed all of Shyamalan's movies, and I will go see Lady in the Water with as much of an open mind as possible. Thanks for the beautifully worded review. I was waiting for it.

Posted by: SC at July 22, 2006 1:44 AM

Well, my friends and I went to see it tonight, and we all loved it. (Even if we did agree some of the storytelling was a bit heavyhanded, Paul Giamatti was wonderful as usual.)

And also, a great performance from Jeffrey Wright. (And Freddie Rodriguez. Ee. Go, Rico!)

Posted by: Mara at July 22, 2006 2:36 AM

That makes three reviews I've read this morning and all three have gone out of their way to make an issue out of the fact that he kills an idiot critic.

So what? Are critics supposed to be off-limits as a plot device?

There should be a mandatory critic dismemberment scene on all films.

Of course, I don't mean you Pajiba people should be dismembered on film, you guys are cool...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 22, 2006 6:30 AM

Wow. I'm usually in agreement with the reviews on this site and am shocked by the mostly positive review of this movie. I had absolutely no prejudice before going in and was looking forward to a good thriller. What an utter mess, and actually laughable at times--decoding ancient myth from a row of cereal boxes? The totally obvious device of Cleveland misunderstanding his actual part in the Story/vessel plot reminded me of an overindulgent, wet, sloppy episode of Three's Company. I don't know what M. Night was setting out to do here, but it just seemed to me like he was trying too hard for something, and in the end it was a poorly thought-out mess, with some utter absurdity thrown in.

Posted by: Jen at July 22, 2006 3:22 PM

"(And it's something beyond kismet that her father, Ron Howard, made his first big mark as a director with 1984's Splash.)"

Yes - it's nepotism. I'm always shocked by how shamelessly Hollywood children just strut right on in to roles that struggling actresses who have worked their asses off for years would kill for (see Hudson, Kate). It's not that these actors have no talent, but it does grate on me that for about 99% of people in the profession it's an uphill battle to even get a teeny role.

I haven't seen the movie, but I must observe that far more forgiving critics have absolutely destroyed this movie. I will have to see it alone, however, as I dragged my husband to that piece of shit "The Village" last summer and violated his movie-trust.

Posted by: Samantha T at July 22, 2006 4:47 PM

The majority of reviews I've read of this film are negative..as have been reviews of nearly all his films since The Sixth Sense. I, however, have thoroughly enjoyed M. Knight's movies, all but Unbreakable, and appreciate his skill as a storyteller. I agree that people who don't like his films are usually expecting something else, and are disappointed that they didn't see The Sixth Sense 2...I think its a credit to the film writer that he doesn't feel the need to "stick to a formula" because that is what is expected of him by the movie going public or film critics. I plan on seeing this movie, and I hope I enjoy it.

Posted by: Kolby at July 22, 2006 7:47 PM

I liked it a lot. My main issues were
1. The fact that the audience could see some of the lineup changes so far ahead of the characters, to the point that during the scenes where they realize this, you're begging them to get to it quicker, since you knew it twenty minutes ago
2. Shyamalan was ok in his role, but just ok. I enjoyed the brother-sister interaction, but give her a husband or another brother who is the Vessel, so the ego is not so puffed up.
3. Where are all the African-Americans? This is Philly, right?

Posted by: thomas at July 22, 2006 9:34 PM

Maybe the thing that has most critics/fans of Sixth Sense ready to tear up anything he does, is the fact that he hasn't changed his promo style. If I have to hear some little f@#king kid whispering/ sing-songing through a commercial/trailer one more time, I'ma gonna do someting bad.

Posted by: Maybe I Will, Maybe I Won't at July 22, 2006 9:48 PM

maybe I will, maybe I won't, when the first trailers for Lady in the water came out, they were much more on the fairy tale cutesy style, and I'm guessing people responded something like, "But he- but that's not what he does. He doesn't do this. Why would I watch this? This isn't scary" so the ads were changed to something more easily relatable to the Shyamalan 'style'

Posted by: thomas at July 22, 2006 10:12 PM

I think after this movie I may finally be able to forgive M. Night, whom I desperately want to like, for "Unbreakable" (or, as I call it, "Unwatchable"... har har) I have to admit I was on the edge of my seat worrying that this movie would suck as soon as the weird intro vaguely reminiscent of that animated version of "Watership Down" floated onscreen... It's almost too handy that Shyamalan's movie protects itself inasmuch as the film is designed to criticize the type of people who "don't get it," i.e. those who cannot experience faith (translation: who cannot like this movie) = bad, those who can do this = good.n (Sorry, that was a crappy sentence, but I can't make it any better.) Still, he's got a point: If this were a story from some 200 year old book everyone would be oohing and ahhing at the "skillful adaptation" blah blah, but because it's an original story everyone is skeptical and even mocking. In a day when practically every movie out there is an adaptation, a remake, or a (shudder) film version of an old TV series, Shyamalan dares to insist that fairy tales can be created, not just retold. It's that moment where (PLOT SPOILER SORRY) the characters are gathered around Story and Cleveland sobs his words of redemption that this movie is all about: the moment where you let go of that little nagging 21st century voice saying "this is corny i have to use the bathroom" and get lost into the fairytale-ness of it all. Yes, it's contrived and Shyamalan tosses subtlety to the wind to drive his point home on occasion... but it's a damn good feeling and I give a big fat gold star to someone who can create that atmosphere of fantasy without all the Jerry Bruckheimer bells and whistles. Ok M. Night... I forgive you for "Unbreakable." You can come out from the corner now. Bruce Willis, you're still grounded like there's no tomorrow.

Posted by: lady in the kitchen at July 22, 2006 10:37 PM

The biggest complaints lobbied against him aren't that he makes bad movies but that the movies themselves didn't measure up to some arbitrary ideal that's been planted in the viewer's mind before they even enter the theater. And to watch movies that way is to live wearing blinders. Shyamalan's films are striving for greatness, even -- especially -- if it's on his own terms.

Agreed! I've always said that that was why so many people (especially my husband) hated The Village. It was so hyped by the studio as a horror-type movie that people went in expecting that and walked out disappointed because it wasn't ever meant to be that kind of movie. Like people who say they hated Gosford Park because they didn't care about who killed the guy. You were never supposed to care, as that wasn't what the movie was really about. The Village was never supposed to be a horror movie--it was about relationships and innocence and anything but cheap thrills.

It occurred to me that Lady in the Water might be received in the same way for the same reasons. I remember seeing the first teaser for it ages ago, and it portrayed it as a modern-day fairy tale. However, every teaser and trailer for it since then has hyped up the horror and suspense aspects. The studio need to learn a few lessons here-- mis-marketing these movies might get people into the theaters now, but if they keep doing it to Shyamalan's movies people are going to keep getting disappointed and stop coming. And I think that would be a real shame, because I think despite his cinematic flaws he has a lot left to give to audiences that's worthwhile.

I'll be going to see this, but sadly, probably alone as my husband refuses to go to Shyamalan movies anymore after hating Unbreakable and The Village. And the sad thing is, had they not been made to seem like something they're not by the studios, and been able to go in with a clean slate, I honestly think he would have enjoyed them.

Oh, and you left out Hitchcock in your director cameo list, but at least his walk-ons were just that, walk-ons.

Posted by: AnnArrogance at July 22, 2006 10:40 PM

AnnArrogance - please, please, please tell me that you're not comparing "The Village" (which blew) to "Gosford Park" (which was compelling and subtle). The theatre burst out laughing in the former and was absolutely riveted in the latter. I think that stands for something.

Posted by: Samantha T at July 22, 2006 10:51 PM

I caught a critic's screening of Lady in the Water, and walked out not really loving it or hating it. It's typical Shyamalan fare -- meaning that it requires a supreme suspension of all logic and reason. Moreso than any director working today, Shyamalan doesn't so much beg you to just trust him and go along with his particular way of thinking -- he demands it. I've usually been willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, and that certainly extended to his battle with Disney during the making of this movie. I figured there was no way that Shyamalan could be in the wrong when placed against the creatively-bankrupt suits at the Mouse House.

Then I met the man; I had to set up a television interview with him in fact.

Suffice to say that any argument which claims that Shyamalan's narcissism knows no bounds is pretty much dead-on. It tarnished my opinion of his work -- past and present -- almost immediately, by recasting many of his artistic indulgences as more unyielding self-obsession than unique vision.

If you're interested in reading about what happened behind the scenes, feel free to visit Deus Ex Malcontent.

It's actually a damn funny story.

Posted by: Chez at July 22, 2006 11:56 PM

I'm not comparing the two movies--I liked them both but I agree that Gosford was definitely far superior. I'll watch that one over and over again and always find something new, whereas I enjoyed The Village on its own merits but have not felt compelled to watch it again.

I was using an analogy to try to explain some people's reactions to The Village. Obviously, regardless of the confusing hype for it, plenty of people didn't like it on its own merits. That's fine. I'm not going to try to convince people they're wrong or anything on that basis. But most people I know simply didn't like it because they expected something completely different because of the trailers, just like a lot of people I know didn't like Gosford Park because they thought it was supposed to be a murder mystery (yes, a lot of my friends are college students who think The Mummy is a perfect movie). I think that if THOSE people had been given a chance to view both movies with a fresh perspective, they may have come out liking them, or at least with a better understanding of what they disliked.

Anyway, it makes sense in my mind. That's all.

Posted by: AnnArrogance at July 23, 2006 1:16 AM

What actually happened in the theater speaks louder than people who review the film.

The last few moments of the movie are very quiet. You could have heard a pin drop in that theater. When the credits rolled, the entire audience let out a collectivly-held breath. They can say what they want after they leave, but they were really REALLY into that film.

Posted by: chanohack at July 23, 2006 3:51 AM

I have gotten so I cannot stand Shamalamadingdong's movies any more - and yes, the ads for this movie were severely annoying!
I loved Sixth Sense and Unbreakable, and wanted to love The Village - but it failed to deliver anything remotely like what he wanted us to believe we were getting, I think he essentially failed himself. He just didn't realize it.
He advertises his movies with the same old "hey, this movie has an awesome twist you'll NEVER see coming!" - and [B]we're[/B] to blame for being disappointed when he doesn't deliver the carrot he's been dangling in front of us? Come on!

What galls me most about him is that he has taken it upon himself to compare himself to Hitchcock - with his little (originally) cameos in each of his movies. The problem is, Hitchcock made sure his were as subtle as possible and unobtrusive as possible (sometimes you don't even realize it is him until afterwards) - while M. seems to delight in making sure we see him. And while Hitchcock always played his cameos for laughs, M. is dead serious. He has every appearance of being a frustrated actor.

Posted by: Aaarrgh at July 23, 2006 4:01 AM

"If I have to hear some little f@#king kid whispering/ sing-songing through a commercial/trailer one more time, I'ma gonna do someting bad."


I agree completely. Almost every horror/suspense film these days has at least one creepy kid in it for whatever goddamned reason. If you've seen one creepy, prophetic kid, you've seen them all. I think it worked well in The 6th Sense, and The Ring, sure. But after that, it just became another irritating device of modern horror films. I realize that the creepy horror kid has been around for decades and is a standby in films. However, there were times when it could be escaped. Maybe it's the blatant commercialism that's made it more noticeable, but now when I see/hear a creepy, whispering kid in a movie ad, I know I'm going to dislike it a great deal.

I'll probably go see Lady in the Water. I'm not a huge fan of Shyamalan's, but it sounds like a nice little story. Nothing exceptional, but I probably won't be bored.

Posted by: grace at July 23, 2006 11:33 AM

I feel it's worth pointing out that Shyamalan makes the films, not the ads or the trailers. The first teaser trailer was probably the best, since it actually used the phrase "a bedtime story," but subsequent ads have played up a horror that simply doesn't exist in the film. Likewise, there movie also has no creepy little whispering kid, or a kid singing an ominous nursery rhyme, or anything like that. What can I say, ad/PR people are idiots.

Posted by: Daniel at July 23, 2006 12:25 PM

the movies themselves didn't measure up to some arbitrary ideal...

Spot-fucking-on. I'm sick of people compaining, "Where was the twist?" He's not O. Henry--grow up!

So far Shyamalan has more hits on my scorecard than misses; I didn't like 'Unbreakable' but the rest of his movies have been good. I even liked 'The Village' and I thought 'Signs' was especially effective, in spite of the laughable aliens/water plot device. (Stephen King once wrote of sci-fi, "I don't care about how the gadgets work; I care about how the people work." That's what I loved most about 'Signs'--the story may have been wonky as hell but the human elements were achingly honest.)

Having said that, I get the impression that even the favorable reviews of 'Lady in the Water' are too forgiving. The story elements--Shyamalan himself plays the Messiah; a critic is the villain and meets a savage demise--sound unforgivably self-indulgent. I haven't seen it for myself yet, and won't venture out into the weather to do so; this one will be going in my Netflix queue, but I have to admit I'm not hopeful.

Posted by: Jerce at July 23, 2006 1:43 PM

Oh, one other thing--do click on the "Deus Ex Malcontent" link. It's a very interesting and amusing story. For me, however, the issue of whether or not a director is an asshole isn't relevant to whether his films are good.

Posted by: Jerce at July 23, 2006 1:48 PM

The previews looked interesting, but it seems that he uses the same plot devices in his films, there's always this struggle of good vs. evil and the issue of morality. I think he needs to shake it up a bit and try something new, the format is tried and true, but it's just so predictable. The only one I've liked so far is The Sixth Sense, the plot twiest is unexpected, therefore you can only watch it once, but it's really memorable, sort of like Memento.

Posted by: Gina at July 23, 2006 4:30 PM

I thought "LITW" was f-ing great. My spouse and I are shameless fans of his movies. I completely agree with Daniel's last paragraph. M. Night's talent lies in his ability to tell a great fricking story that uplifts you at the end. I also agree with the person who said people would jump on these stories more if they were remakes of books.

Posted by: bebemiqui at July 23, 2006 11:59 PM

I could not care less about whether or not M. Night is a dick or not in real life. It's irrelevant for the purposes of the movie. I'll see this because the one thing I've loved about all his movies, is that despite the leaps in logic (or absence of it completely), he does a wonderful job of instilling a sense of wonder. Something that makes me feel kind of like a kid again. It's why I loved Superman Returns, and why I may well love this. I think too many of us get wrapped up in the egos of stars or directors, and it kills that for us.

Posted by: TK at July 24, 2006 10:05 AM

I was starting to laugh uncontrollably in the middle of the movie. Then I caught myself, not wanting to seem silly, because I alone dind't get the biblical proportions of the story. I thought for a second: Wow, here is a filmmaker so cool that he risks the hate and ridicule of his audience for 90 minutes just to suckerpunch them with one final, stunning and incredibly clever twist in the end and silence all criticism forever. Too bad that punch never came. (But then again: What was I really expecting from a film that features a single, balding, frustrated middle-aged man who wakes up to find a beautiful naked young girl in his shower - then puts a shirt on her and gets her back into the shower...)

Posted by: TheMechanic at July 24, 2006 12:38 PM

Agree with the comments about the expectations of the audience with M.N.S.' movies. It's probably unfair, but he seems to set himself up for such adverse criticisms by his antics and self-aggrandizing. This guy is taking 100 million dollar budgets, and using them just to flip the bird to his critics and (former) fans. The whole "I just want to tell my fairy tales" plea coupled with the rampant narcissism is hard to reconcile. If M.N.S. could grow up a little and keep his personal issues behind the camera (and keep the cameos to a minimum), he's got the talent to make amazing cinema. It almost seems like his life and string of movies is like one long story arc, and right now he's setting us up for the final act, where he introduces the movie that will change the genre and make us believe in movies again. Either that, or "Being M. Night Shyamala, the Musical".

Posted by: Jason at July 24, 2006 3:57 PM

just for the record, I SO have a crush on Bryce Howard! I don't know why, but she has a something... if this were an episode of Seinfeld I'd say "grace"?

Posted by: kevin at July 24, 2006 4:17 PM

The big twist...after Heep hits his head, it's ALL A DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really enjoyed the film, by the way; it won't work for people who don't buy into fairy tales in the same way that "Unbreakable" didn't work for people who don't buy into comic books. Fortunately, my grip on reality is tenuous at best, so that was little obstacle for me.

Posted by: -j. at July 24, 2006 7:22 PM

The general sentiment here seems to be that people hated The Village because it didn't follow Shyamalan's established formula. I can't speak for everyone else, but I hated (well, disliked it, at least) The Village because Shyamalan himself couldn't decide which side of the fence to come down on.

The Village could have been a fascinating allegory for post 9/11 America. And for a while it was headed that way. But then, in the eleventh hour, it seemed that Shyamalan wasn't comfortable in such complex and nuanced territory, so he tacked on completely unnecessary thriller elements. The chase in the woods between Bryce Dallas Howard and the costumed Adrian Brody leaps especially to my mind. The film meanders its way to a completely unsatisfying conclusion without exploring any of the endlessly interesting routes open to it. It sucked.

Posted by: Tim at July 25, 2006 3:28 AM

"What actually happened in the theater speaks louder than people who review the film.

The last few moments of the movie are very quiet. You could have heard a pin drop in that theater. When the credits rolled, the entire audience let out a collectivly-held breath. They can say what they want after they leave, but they were really REALLY into that film."

Oh my, same exact thing happened to me when I saw it... It was almost freaky, but the general consensus* in the theater I felt was everyone enjoyed the film.

Also, I find alot of people talking badly about the Village, and I wonder if I saw the same movie as everyone else... Not only is that a fine movie, its nothing to drag on about how poor it is. I think Signs is alot worse, and fails at so many more levels, why dont people bash that?

Posted by: Alice at July 25, 2006 4:30 AM

Tim - I agree. I thought "The Village" had so, so much potential and just ended up being tepid and laughable. The premise was fascinating and creepy. I thought M. Night's huge, huge mistake was actually showing the bird-like creature - that's always a dicey decision in horror movies. Generally, it's just better to leave it to the imagination.

Posted by: Samantha T at July 25, 2006 10:20 AM

Gotta say, I usually agree with the reviews on this site, but this one is way way off. From a purely script POV, this movie is dreadful. All the made up names, the fact that Cleveland believes Story right off the bat, no skepticism at all. The strange characters who are strange just for the heck of it (the guy who bodybuilds just one side of his body -- WHY?? And for what purpose?)

And the way in which we found out about the whole Narf story. Don't you think it's extremely convenient that this old lady in the building just happens to have been read this very obscure fairy tale as a child, and has in-depth knowledge of the entire history of the narfs and their enemies. This, from a bedtime story her mother used to tell her as a child. I just never bought it for a minute. I mean, the exposition in this film was just about as painful as it could get.

I wanted to walk out a number of times, and would have, but because of the intense heat here in L.A., I stayed, just to stay cool.

The film reminded me of the kind of thing you'd see at a student film festival. With the exception of Paul G. He's pretty amazing in whatever he's in.

Posted by: nirradus at July 25, 2006 11:43 AM

I work in a local, independend children's bookstore. I picked up the picture book that he wrote, which goes along with the movie, before I realized that it was connected with the movie.
The picture books is beautiful and creepy.
I am probably going to wait to see the movie at the $2.00 theater (the bookstore doesn't pay me enough to go spend $10.00 to see a movie), but I am looking forward to it.

Posted by: katg at July 25, 2006 12:00 PM

"You either get it or you don't." Oh, I got it all right. I understood everything I was seeing, where Shyamalan was coming from, and I still hated it. It's not a matter of "getting it" or not, it's a matter of taste. That I thought this movie was a self-indulgent pile of shit doesn't mean I didn't understand it. It means I disliked it. There's a great big difference between the two.

Posted by: FDXZ at July 25, 2006 8:09 PM

I really enjoy your reviews...
You're right, the arbitrary judgements and expectations exist for certain filmmakers and their movies BEFORE people even hit the theaters...
I suppose they should look at it this way: They are embedded enough in the American conscious that we care whether or not that these films are good--we hope they are or we wish them ill-will...
Etc.
I do not think M. Night Shyamalan is a genius of film-making as of yet, but he is one of the more original voices to come out of Hollywood in the past decade. If anything these reviews will set us up for a film where he truly does get 'it' and all the proper points of story telling that he seems to understand but hasn't yet quite hit upon.
It's too much for any one person to make a great film every single time--but it is markedly wrong not to try. I like that M. Night tries. I think here he was even going for an actual kid based film. When people look to fantastical characters as being 'outlandish'...Well yeah, it's a fairy tale.
At any rate, people need to douse out some of the anger--It's fine to rage over the fact that a sequel to Deuce Bigalo: Male Gigalo was created, but for these few films that at least ATTEMPT a shot at glory...
Man...Take the edge off and calm the fuxx down.

Posted by: Lauren at July 25, 2006 10:30 PM

nirradus: you make my point for me.

The story is populated by bizarre characters like the bodybuilder...just like a fairy tale. Every character accepts magic and miracles at face value...just like a fairy tale. It's intended to be fantastic and far-fetched in order to convey its moral...you bet, just like a fairy tale.

If you buy into that aspect of it, you might enjoy it (as I did). If you don't buy into it, you almost certainly won't.

Posted by: -j. at July 26, 2006 3:42 PM

Here's a funny thing: I actually liked The Village upon initial viewing. I thought the ending was an intentional act of self-deflation, almost an f-you to the twist-expecters.

But then I watched the DVD extras. Bryce Dallas Howard's "Making of" journal was so mind-bogglingly self-serious and done in such a tone of fawning reverence for her director, it was beyond me how he, or anyone involved with the DVD production, could allow such a thing to be produced. It was a royal knee-slapper.

Hearing about the new bio that was just published, it seems to me that in assessing Shyamalan's work, "self-deflating" isn't really an aesthetic option that can be considered. Which leaves one possibility: the guy is in earnest. And yeah, that's pretty ballsy in this day and age.

But it also leaves him open for a severe nut-cracking, and I'm afraid that's just what he's in for as long as he continues authorizing this public worship, self- and otherwise. He ain't Hitchcock. Seriously. The guy needs to stick a sock in it and let the work stand on its own merits, and then maybe the rest of us can reassess him and take him as seriously as he obviously wishes to be taken.

Posted by: SHE at July 26, 2006 3:57 PM

Omigod. I couldn't get through twenty minutes of this dreck; and that was BEFORE I knew (wow) that the "savior of the world" with his writings was played by Ramalamadingdong himself? And the nemesis is a FILM CRITIC? omigod. he's this millenium's Amanda McKittrick Ros.

and i did not know that about tooth-achingly waifish chick being Ron Howard's daughter; but already I was saying "This is like Splash after a blow to the head. With an anvil. From the fifth floor."

Posted by: belledame222 at July 26, 2006 10:27 PM

and for the record: I love fairy tales. Whatsisname does not make fairy tales. That set-up was a fairy tale in the way that your average Ren Faire is a Shakespeare production.

Posted by: belledame222 at July 26, 2006 10:33 PM

I only saw this movie because I was in a small town with my mom for the evening, but I was a little bit curious going in (so much that i picked it over superman/prada/S-ex-g... I found it really bad even though I did shriek at one point from the surprise shadow monster and well up at the end when Giamatti was forgiving himself- who's performance i thought was excellent by the way.

In the end, I too feel sorry for M night. I feel sorry that there had to be a character named 'story'. The moral wasn't fantastical enough. The animation didn't add anything. It would have been nice as an illustrated story book for children- or even a book on tape for carpool. But I feel bad, it was a sweet, sensitive and interesting attempt.

Posted by: adri at July 26, 2006 11:25 PM

I really enjoyed Unbreakable. I can't believe how many people here dislike it!

And you kind of made me want to see this movie.

Posted by: Queen Lena at July 27, 2006 3:12 AM

One more thing...

I really do enjoy movies that make my mouth open a little when I'm watching it, like when you're a little kid. That sense of wonder, even if a story just doesn't add up, is the best thing a filmmaker can provide nowadays. With most movies being so formulaic and/or logical, I want something that will make me forget all things rational and real.

Posted by: Queen Lena at July 27, 2006 3:23 AM

Queen Lena... exactly! Perfectly stated.

Posted by: TK at July 27, 2006 9:43 AM

I think I am agreeing with a lot of what I've read here when I say that Shymalan's movies hold so much potential for those of us with a strong willingess to suspend disbelief and forgive the occasionally excessive leaps-of-faith. M. Night seems to take us for granted though, or think that due to his sheer awesomeness and originality (he does posess some originality, which is why I still will see his movies) he doesn't need to work so hard for us anymore. The Sixth Sense was such an incredibly good, creepy, suspenseful and surprising movie that of course, his follow-up attempts had huge disappointment potential and the misleading ads have not helped. I liked The Village a lot once I was able to get over being so pissed off that it wasn't a horror movie like I had been led to believe it was. I expect a lot more from him, becaseu I know he can do it. He needs to channel that ego in a direction of strength, rather than the "see how cool I am and you losers who don't like me just don't get it and see how cool I am?" self-indulgence.

Posted by: Go Big Red at July 27, 2006 11:16 AM

Queen Lena, I agree I liked Unbreakable and hated Signs. I think we can all agree The Village sucked. As for the people who say they think Shyamalan dangles a carrot of a twist at the end and then fails to deliver, I don't think HE ever styled himself as an O'Henry. The studios did. The studios are the ones who marketed his films as O'henry fare.

Unbreakable was a good because we saw Samuel Jackson get to be someoen other than a mack daddy cool pimp guy. He was actually creepy. Signs sucked because of the stupid water destroys alien plot ending and the corny "swing away" line at the end. Lady in the Water sucked for me precisely because we were expected to suspend disbelief to such an extent. I jsut couldn't buy all those people getting together in a building complex to ward off demons. Also I hated the self aware "story" critic writer who saves the world. Either tell the story and stay in the fictional moment or make a movie about making movies. I hate that post modern bullshit.

Posted by: shoogie at July 27, 2006 11:25 AM

I have yet to see Lady in the Water, because of the extreme dissapointment in Unbreakable and The Village. I would like to point out that I was dissapointed not by the movies themselves, but the previews and the studios pushing them as "thrillers" or "horror flicks". If the previews would have simply stated that these movies were not supposed to be edge of your seat nail biting crap your pants scary, I could have prepared myself for just going to see a good movie. The Village had an amazing story line, but it was presented as a scary flick. So I go to see it thinking it's going to be..... SCARY. It was anything but. So i suppose my point is that I don't dislike the films necessarily, it's the way they are presented to the public that is so dissappointing.

Posted by: Nickie at July 27, 2006 11:51 AM

Nickie, I can appreciate your feelings on the "what you were expecting isn't what you got" vibe with the Village and Unbreakable. BUT, that's not realy M. Night's fault. Blame the marketing team, who edit the trailers to try to draw an audience in... the director RARELY, if ever, has anything to do with the trailers and advertising of the movie... it's not really fair to place that burden on him.

Posted by: TK at July 27, 2006 1:27 PM

Whatever happened to the willing suspension of disbelief when you go to see a movie? This movie is a fairy tale. Fairy tales are all about morals and allegories and they require a suspension of disbelief of great proportions. No, it's not plausible that a group of people would come together in the manner these people in the complex did; neither is it plausible that animals talk, like they do in the Brothers Grimm fairy tales. Everyone has a role to play in a fairy tale. Characters have specific functions within the story and the reader/viewer has the all-important role of taking something away from the story. Take Lady in the Water for what it is, a fairy tale, and walk away from it with whatever message you're going to get from it. But go into it with the open mind, heart and wonder of a child and you will get a lot more out of it.

Posted by: JK at July 31, 2006 12:54 PM

oh JK, don't even get people started on the "Brothers Grimm" movie.

Posted by: ohgrl at August 1, 2006 3:35 PM

I can suspend disbelief well enough to experience film-going nirvana..But I cannot explain away why Ms. Howard's hair color changed from wavy, strawberry blonde/red to straight and blonde after she was attacked by the 'scrunt'/wolf for the last time. Anyone else notice this small detail?

Posted by: Kez at August 6, 2006 6:58 PM

i dont get why so many people are complaining, most know that m. night always puts himself in the movie regardless of how big or small the role is, and that he makes his movies in certain ways... if you have seen the village, signs, the sixth sense ect, you would know almost what to expect. i like him, and the way that the critic died made me laugh. i knew what kind of movie it was, and the previews prepared me for a fantasy film. i for one liked it, and the rest of his movies as well. it keeps me buisy for a few hours so i cant complain.

Posted by: boo at August 7, 2006 7:46 PM

when does the movie come out on DVD??

Posted by: leah at August 13, 2006 1:31 AM

I have observed a very liberal approach to this film. However, liberal often turns to bias in the most deceptive of ways. Why everyone cares about what someone else thinks of the film is strange.
With some films yes, yes you listen to what people think about it because you know nothing or little about the authenticity of the film. This is understandable.

I have seen this movie, I went in with an open mind. I enjoyed it. As well, I also liked Unbreakable, and Signs. Ironically I have not seen the sixth sense.

But this film has so much attention on it, and with what people think... I think it would be best to ignore what people say, and watch it first. Then display your opinion.

I love M. Night Shyamalan's work, regardless of whether or not he's a dick. The thought of even attacking the filmakers character is a desperate attempt to justify your distaste for the film.

You like it or you don't.
But it's you that's important.
This kind of film is must be seen for you to object about it. And before you get to involved with reviews, wait for the DVD and rent it.

If not for M. Night, then at least watch it for Paul Giamatti, his performance is unmissable.

Posted by: Spenny at September 26, 2006 1:17 PM

This movie reminded me of The Brothers Grimm although where that one didn't work at all this one is better and more focused. That's not to say it's a great movie. It tries to be epic but fails because the story is a bit too dumb. The main problem with this movie is that it takes itself way too seriously. The best two bits were 1) the slaughtering of the critic (admit it. It was funny. A good ironic take on critics who always perceive themselves as know it all and consider the general movie going public as all being idiots) and 2) the beginning of a song by the band during the party (it sounded like there was the potential for a great tune/band there!)

Someone above already mentioned the gaff about the girl's hair colour changing half way through the movie. To that I add what in my opinion was another gaff. When Cleveland Heep is saved by the girl for the first time he loses his stutter but then regains it for the rest of the film. Wouldn't it have been clever and more logical if every time she touches him or she's sitting next to him or something he loses the stutter? Overall, the best characters in this movie where the bunch of lazy but probably intelligent junkies who's sole reason for existing is smoking and partying!

Posted by: Chris at October 9, 2006 5:06 PM

I saw the movie last night on TV (hotel). I wanted to watch it because I enjoyed all of M. Night's movies - even Unbreakable and even more so The Village. (Aren't any any of you guys parents? How can you be a parent and not "get" The Village?)

But I have to say that on the small screen this movie was a mess and I kept forcing myself to stay awake in the hope that it got better. It didn't. How sad - I really wanted to like it.

Posted by: suzy at November 19, 2006 9:19 AM