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Life Finds a Way

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (53)



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“Let’s be clear. The planet is not in jeopardy. We are in jeopardy. We haven’t got the power to destroy the planet - or to save it. But we might have the power to save ourselves.” -Ian Malcolm

I saw Jurassic Park in the theater when I was thirteen years old. It’s possible that I was that kid who obsessed over dinosaurs. It’s conceivable it was taken to the point that I would have informed you matter-of-factly that the correct name for Brontosaurus was actually Apatosaurus or that the plates on the back of the Stegosaurus ran in two alternating lines instead of the old interpretation of a single row.* So yeah, I’d read Jurassic Park once or twice and saw the film on opening day. And, yeah, dinosaurs. Tyrannosaurus Rex life sized on the big screen was up there with the first time I saw boobs. If there’s one thing that Spielberg gets right, it’s wonder

It’s got a big budget, superstar director, groundbreaking special effects, spectacular creatures brought to life, gigabucks of revenue, and a shallow story based on an evil selfish corporation and selfless scientists tossed into a dangerous jungle environment, the plot existing primarily to shuttle the action from set piece to set piece. Sound familiar these days?

Sometimes age does a funny thing to film: the initial impressions don’t go away, but intensify. The magnificence of the dinosaurs on screen holds up with rapturous awe, aside from some awkwardness in closeups (particularly with the raptors late in the film), while the weakness of the story seems more glaring in retrospect. Plot Point A happens for no other reason than to show Neat Thing X on screen. Rinse and repeat. That’s not to say it’s not effective in its own way. Spielberg working at his peak could draw dramatic tension out of a bored goat chained to a pole: the iconic water shaking with footsteps, the raptors hunting the children through the kitchens, the harrowing assault of the Tyrannosaurus upon the convoy.

But it loses its way near the end, and as the script runs thin on expendable side characters, the built up tension deflates. The last half hour turns almost cartoonish: Is there the slightest feeling that the velociraptors are really going to kill the faux family foursome?

Surprisingly, it’s Jeff Goldblum’s Ian Malcolm who holds up the least well over time. While he has all the best lines in both the novel and the film, his role is more caricature in retrospect than the brilliant and quotable smart ass I remember.

Life finds a way, he tells us. Progress is the rape of nature. Fine words from a computer-using, chaos theory-spouting, glasses-wearing, artificial fabric-wearing neo-hippie whose life depends on cars, planes, antibiotics, and sweet sweet morphine. Life finds a way. That includes us. Standing on the shoulders of giants? Of course we are, that’s what civilization is. Hell, that’s what life is. Hey, internet user, did you mine the copper to spin wires and refine the petroleum into plastic in order to build your own computer built on electromagnetic theories that you derived from scratch with a quill you plucked from a raven and ink distilled from the blood of a bear you killed with a sharp stick from a tree that you chopped down with the axe you carved by beating two rocks together in just the right way? Velociraptors don’t evolve their own six inch claws by themselves in a lifetime, they grow on the shoulders of their ancestors, raw species memory. Memes or genes, it’s the same principle: life always stands on the shoulders of giants.

It’s a flaw in the novel too, if you give it a reread, a sense that there’s something hollow at the heart of an otherwise gripping yarn. Crichton’s got a lot of brilliant ideas, and wonderfully researched and synthesized information, but it never comes together into any sort of gestalt. On one hand we gape at the brilliance of the scientific methods used, the audacity of the plan, the wonder of the dinosaurs, and in the other we have street corner philosophy about the dangers of science. The Frankenstein myth is just a Luddite wet dream unless it is tempered with an awe for the act of creation. Malcom’s rants about the inability to control or place limits on life apply equally to his admonishments of the park’s designers. That impulse to create stupidly and shortsightedly is the exact same impulse that drives the dinosaurs to worm around every control placed upon them. Life is creation. Each implies the other.

Jurassic Park is a beautifully filmed movie that still has the capacity to awe, but its attempts at deeper meaning fail to resonate.

“But we have soothed ourselves into imagining sudden change as something that happens outside the normal order of things. An accident, like a car crash. Or beyond our control, like a fatal illness. We do not conceive of sudden, radical, irrational change as built into the very fabric of existence. Yet it is.” -Ian Malcolm

* If you find yourself compelled to argue these points, please take a deep breath and realize that my passion in dinosaurs faded soon after. So, if you insist upon parading your doctorate in paleontology and pointing out that the correct name is now Snookisaurus or that the plates of the Stegosaurus are now understood to be its testicles, remember, you are arguing on the internet with a teenager from 1993.


Steven Lloyd Wilson is a hopeless romantic and the last scion of Norse warriors and the forbidden elder gods. His novel, ramblings, and assorted fictions coalesce at www.burningviolin.com. You can email him here.









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Comments

Dr. Grant is still one of the best scientists ever put on screen. He is a little detached from "normal" people and social niceties, but that's because of his passion for his work, not the other way around. Not to mention that in general he and Dr. Sattler act like normal scientists rather than the usual caricatures. Makes this nerd happy, leastways.

In most movies, business men are allowed to be so swallowed up by their work that they become socially bankrupt assholes. And that's OK. It's not merely accepted but sort of reveled in. But scientists who dig what they do and have a mild social awkwardness are weird and greasy NERDS!

We science types need better P.R.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at March 10, 2010 2:19 PM

Man, I still love this movie. Loved it from the very moment I saw it, in the theater. I was not 13. Have seen it quite a few times since, I think it all holds up.

You forgot a couple of other quotes (may be slightly inaccurate, but this is the gist):

"Yeah, but your scientists were so busy trying to see if they could, they didn't stop think whether they should."

And:

"These are living creatures who have no idea what century they're in and who will defend themselves, violently, if necessary."

And:

"No, dinosaurs had their shot, and they were selected for extinction."

I think Crichton's point was, just because we can do something nifty like bring back dinosaurs, doesn't mean we should. Also, Malcolm was upset not only by the bringing back of dinosaurs and how obviously unwise that is, but by the monetization of it as well. Because the crazy old fucker who funded the research was funding it so he could sell it. Not because he was respectful of the science that allowed it to happen. Malcolm's point was, the old guy didn't respect the science at all. He used the science in the service of making a buck and embellishing his own reputation.

Also, the difference between the dinosaurs' intent and ours is, supposedly, we're smarter. We have the advantage of the supposedly superior homo sapiens brain. That implies more responsibility on our part not to fuck things up. Not to do stuff just to see if we can, for the hell of it. To show some care in the use of the science we've created. The same science that can create penicillin and a polio vaccine also created weaponized anthrax and the nuclear bomb.

Posted by: Slash at March 10, 2010 2:31 PM

The same science that can create penicillin and a polio vaccine also created weaponized anthrax and the nuclear bomb.

Take that thought a little farther, though, if you would. Would you give up penicillin if it meant we didn't have weaponized anthrax? A whole lot more people would be dead for sure if we made that tradeoff. Right now we're taking "should" to new levels and arguing if we should do stem cell research.

I think we shouldn't try to put the brakes on science just because some clever asshole in the future might use the knowledge to do something heinous. Lots and lots of stuff can be misused and ethics is a fluid concept.

Posted by: Sierra Mist at March 10, 2010 2:40 PM

Jurassic Park was the first adaptation which I'd read the book before the movie. It still holds a fond place in my imprinted memory, both book and movie. The book was probably the first time I really got excited about a novel, and the movie was so eye-poppingly amazing, it was easy to miss all of the popcorn fluffy plotpoints that are now standard-fare for action movie spectaculars.

Personally, I don't think the story was all that bad. Sure, it had minor flaws, but it wasn't so out in left field, and at least it made an effort to be compelling, as few effects movies today even bother to attempt. I don't think it was meant to be a screed against technology and advancement in general as much as the commercialization of both science and nature. At least, that's what I took from it.

I wonder if the movie will be remembered 20 years from now like we think of Jason and the Argonauts today: as a hokey story with what were at the time ground-breaking visual effects?

Sorry, this is Pajiba, so I should be saying something outrageous by now.

Umm .... COITUS!

Posted by: Leftylad at March 10, 2010 2:43 PM

To this day, the first real shot of the dinosaurs, the Brontosaurus/Brachiosaurus introduction with the flawless score and Sam Niell just falling flat on his ass in total shock...god damn...*sniffle*

Posted by: Nadine at March 10, 2010 3:01 PM

The ripples in the cup of water are pretty great too.

Posted by: mswas at March 10, 2010 3:05 PM

I remember seeing this in the theaters and being blown away by the special effects. It was at a theater in Chicago off of Michigan Ave - they'd installed the THX sound system and the seats literally shook when the T Rex came walking up. I saw it four times. This was back when I wasn't jaded or elitist but for my money, it was perfect summer fare.
Favorite scene: the T Rex inside the musuem roaring triumphantly as the banner reading WHEN DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH flutters down behind it.

Posted by: Stella at March 10, 2010 3:07 PM

leftylad, are you blaspheming Ray Harryhausen? The man was a genius.

And we have to remember, the scientist who invented dynamite thought it could be used for productive purposes like mining and not just destruction. He couldn't help us being humans. Science can all be great but humans in general are darn good at using it for destruction.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at March 10, 2010 3:11 PM

Nicely put, Slash. That was the message that I took away from the film as well.

I like the movie but I wish

I saw Jurassic Park for the first time a few years ago. Despite being jaded from all the special effects that have happened since then, I got pretty damn scared when the T Rex started wreaking havoc. It's very well done, and I can imagine how it looked on the big screen.

Posted by: Brie at March 10, 2010 3:28 PM

This is one of those movies that I can watch any time and still enjoy. Sure, the story isn't the best ever told, but the acting, the visuals, the swelling score and the general feeling of awe well make up for that. It's just so viscerally enjoyable.

Also, it's given me and my sister one of our favorite movie quotes that works in a variety of situations: "Clevah girl!"

Posted by: Katers at March 10, 2010 3:38 PM

I agree completely Nadine. That scene is incredible and unforgettable.
But also Sam Jackson's classic- "Hold on to your butts!"

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 10, 2010 3:40 PM

I keep getting a link to a "Did You Hear About the Morgans?" trailer whenever someone has typed the word 'movie' on this page. I'm taking it as a cruel irony.

Posted by: Goldie at March 10, 2010 3:41 PM

RE Sierra Mist
"Take that thought a little farther, though, if you would. Would you give up penicillin if it meant we didn't have weaponized anthrax? A whole lot more people would be dead for sure if we made that tradeoff. Right now we're taking "should" to new levels and arguing if we should do stem cell research.
I think we shouldn't try to put the brakes on science just because some clever asshole in the future might use the knowledge to do something heinous. Lots and lots of stuff can be misused and ethics is a fluid concept."

Wasn't suggesting "brakes" on science. Was suggesting that scientists use their power (and it is a power) responsibly. Obviously, being human, some of them won't. They'll be seduced by money or fame or power or whatever and use their knowledge in service of these, not caring about the consequences to other people.

Implicit in the discipline science requires is the responsibility not to be careless with it. Penicillin is great, but the irresponsible use of it has resulted in the creation of "superbugs" that resist all but the strongest antibiotics; this would have happened eventually, but probably wouldn't have happened nearly as quickly if we had used it responsibly.

This "give up penicillin to keep weaponized anthrax from happening" theoretical is silly. It is not necessary to get rid of one to make sure we don't have the other.

In the movie, Malcolm wasn't suggesting that nobody work on genetics. He was saying, "Hey, how about we don't use genetics to bring back giant animals that can eat us just so this asshole can be the latest P.T. Barnum?" Not unreasonable. Or difficult to understand.

Posted by: Slash at March 10, 2010 3:52 PM

The guy who played the old man looked exactly like my grandfather when this came out. To the point where it kind of freaked my sister and I out a bit.

I agree with Nadine, that first shot of the dinosaurs still gives me chills. And it's less about the special effects, and more the emotional impact of the moment. Well played indeed Spielberg.

Posted by: Jeni at March 10, 2010 4:12 PM

I still get chills when the T Rex crashes through the sunroof of the kids' car.

Off topic, how excited am I to watch Joseph "Tim the human piece of toast" Mazello in The Pacific this Sunday?? WAY TOO EXCITED.

Posted by: Julie at March 10, 2010 4:22 PM

Yo, man, I don't care if the plot is a little thin or self-righteous or whatever. This moving effing RULES. I've seen it at least fifteen times, and I know how and when each person is going to die, but I still cringe a little when the lawyer gets ripped off the toilet by the T-rex. "When you gotta go, you gotta go."

This is absolutely, 100%, my favorite movie of all time.

Posted by: Bequafina at March 10, 2010 4:22 PM

Implicit in the discipline science requires is the responsibility not to be careless with it. Penicillin is great, but the irresponsible use of it has resulted in the creation of "superbugs" that resist all but the strongest antibiotics; this would have happened eventually, but probably wouldn't have happened nearly as quickly if we had used it responsibly.

Posted by: Slash at March 10, 2010 3:52 PM

Can't really put that one on scientists. Doctors and patients screwed the pooch pretty hard on that one. But despite their best attempts to screw things up, they don't hold a candle to livestock agriculture for creating super-bugs. Bad farming practice and awful business practice with nary a scientist in sight.

Mad scientists in the movies have created this impression that scientists are the ones actually using the things they discover and that they have any control at all over what is done with it.

Everything I've "discovered" is about six steps from being usable outside very controlled lab or clinical environments. What happens years later when a suit gets their hands on the tech is very, very far outside my control. Or worse if it has something to do with how people live their lives, some media organization over-simplifies it into a bullet point that makes it say the opposite of what it should.

Which brings me back to scientists needing better P.R. On the whole, we're bad at talking to the media, and the media is awful at listening to us.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at March 10, 2010 4:42 PM

Jurassic Park the only movie that has given me nightmares.
It's the only movie that has given me repeated nightmares.
It's the only movie that has given me nightmares that I have enjoyed.

Love it.

"Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word. Ah ah ah..."

Posted by: gee. ay. at March 10, 2010 4:43 PM

"...dinosaurs had their shot, and they were selected for extinction."

That line has always bothered me a bit. Getting randomly pummeled by a giant asteroid - assuming you subscribe to that theory - does not fall under the traditional concept of "natural selection."

Posted by: DarthCorleone at March 10, 2010 4:57 PM

I LOVE this movie. I always laugh when i watch it because i know i would not survive. Something would eat me. Plus, i seem to love falling down.

Posted by: Derreck at March 10, 2010 5:01 PM

As for 1993, I had done my term theme in high school the previous year on Crichton, so I was very amped for the movie. The movie did suffer on repeat viewings from a story standpoint, and I was of course disappointed by some of the differences from the book, but - good lord - that first viewing at the theater remains one of the most memorable and best theater experiences of my life. T-Rex's roar was still echoing in my ears when I went to bed that night. I can't think of any other movie that resonated so much with me as a marriage of sight and sound on the first viewing.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at March 10, 2010 5:20 PM

I saw it around the same age, too. It was the first movie I wanted to see after catching the trailer on TV. Seeing it alone in the theater was one of the most intense experiences of my youth. The rest of the family went for Free Willy that night (it was shorter so they waited for me afterward) and I remember their reaction when they saw me come out of the theater white as a sheet and wobbly. They could hear the T-Rex steps and screams from the lobby.

Posted by: sunsneezer at March 10, 2010 5:20 PM

Haha, I remember seeing this movie in the theatre. I was seven years old, likewise obsessed with dinosaurs, and had never before seen a violent movie. Not even a remotely scary movie.

My dad told me "It's not going to be like 'The Land Before Time' sweetie" but I didn't care, I was seeing it anyway.

I spent about 60% of it underneath my seat, or with my hands over my eyes. I still get scared watching it today, and when we watch it my dad still points out the worst parts to me. "Oh, here comes your favourite part!"

Posted by: teacupnosaucer at March 10, 2010 5:25 PM

RE ZombieScientist
"Can't really put that one on scientists. Doctors and patients screwed the pooch pretty hard on that one. But despite their best attempts to screw things up, they don't hold a candle to livestock agriculture for creating super-bugs. Bad farming practice and awful business practice with nary a scientist in sight."

I was including doctors under the umbrella of "scientists," maybe unfairly. Point taken. Certainly, if a scientific discovery is taken out of the scientist's control and misused, that can't necessarily be blamed on him/her. I know that other people misuse technology far more often than the people who first developed it, because, like Malcolm says, it didn't take them (the people who misuse it) any discipline to attain it.

RE DarthCorleone
"That line has always bothered me a bit. Getting randomly pummeled by a giant asteroid - assuming you subscribe to that theory - does not fall under the traditional concept of "natural selection."

I think it does. Not everything died as a result of the asteroid (if that's the current consensus, that an asteroid was responsible). Dinosaurs did, our direct ancestors didn't. Natural selection. Giant asteroid hitting earth may not be a frequent occurrence, but by definition, it is natural. No matter how random it is. Sure, the dinosaurs got a really shitty break there. If not for that asteroid (or whatever it was), they'd be ruling the planet now, maybe.

Posted by: Slash at March 10, 2010 5:30 PM

FWIW, one of my favorite scenes is when the T-Rex has gotten out of the enclosure and roars at the seemingly doomed group for the first time (I think) and Alan shudders and has this look on his face that says, "Jesus, that motherfucker is huge!"

One of the other ones is when the T-Rex is chasing them in the jeep and after they narrowly escape, Malcolm says, "I wonder if they'll have that on tour?"

Posted by: Slash at March 10, 2010 5:41 PM

Sounds like you and I aren't that far apart in age Stephen. Who knew?

My dad took me to see this movie on my 12th birthday with two friends and my younger sister. We all got to pick out candy, popcorn, whatever we wanted. It was going to be a movie going experience. My dad was partial to Sour Patch Kids at the time. (Sweet gummy candies with sour salt-like stuff coating the outside for you non USofA dwellers.) During the scene where Laura Dern is up to her armpit in a pile of dino shit the size of a Buick and Malcolm lets fly with the "I hope she washes her hand before dinner" zinger, my dad lost it. He laughed hard and unfortunately had a fresh Sour Patch Kid on his tongue while he did so. A Sour Patch Kid that quickly relocated from his mouth to trying to squeeze out through one of his sinuses. If it were milk, it would have shot out of his nose and been that much more the funny. However, according to him, there was mirth followed with a half-hiccup and then searing white-hot sinus pain. My memory of the event involves hearing my dad let out one good belly laugh, half of a second one, and then seeing his face turn to terror while he snorted and convulsed his face to try and swallow the candy fire directly behind his nose. He ended up having to get up and leave and go to the bathroom and snort water with a straw in order to loosen it up enough for it to come out.

I got to eat the rest of the bag.

On the drive home, I was still SO worked up from the awesome that I had seen on screen that I was scanning the bushes, sure that there were intelligent lizards just waiting to pounce on our car.

Posted by: Roaddog at March 10, 2010 5:46 PM

I had nightmares for months after this movie about being chased by dinosaurs and having to remain absolutely, pefectly still so as not to be detected. I still love this movie and can't wait for my kids to get old enough for me to share it with them without giving them serious nightmares.

Posted by: elsie at March 10, 2010 5:48 PM

The asteroid was an extreme form of selection, but it was perfectly natural. The things that could handle a sudden climate shift survived. Outside of the oceans, these tended to be pretty small critters for the most part.

But the asteroid wasn't the only selective pressure going on. Example: Snakes and egg-eating mammals were likely already doing a number on the big boys when the asteroid hit.

Besides, if the asteroid hadn't done them in, most of the dinosaurs would have taken it on the chin when the next ice age rolled around. Maybe we would have had a few tropical species survive through that, but by the time the weather warmed up enough for them to spread again, mammals would have grabbed a lot of the temperate niches.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at March 10, 2010 5:58 PM

Which brings me back to scientists needing better P.R. On the whole, we're bad at talking to the media, and the media is awful at listening to us.
amen to that.

Posted by: dr. pisaster at March 10, 2010 6:29 PM

I was 10 years old when I watched this, and it was the most incredible thing I had ever seen in my short years. I still remember being completely awed by how beautiful it all was, and how completely terrifying.

And you know what's one of the best things about this movie? Some of the special effects look better than half the CGI shit that's come out today. Yes, there are some moments when it's not as polished, but damn, some of those dinosaurs still look real. The effects were better than they were in the sequels! That's pretty damn impressive, I think.

Posted by: figgy at March 10, 2010 6:55 PM

I'm not saying an asteroid is "unnatural," and I understand the other factors you two are describing. I still don't like the line, though, because it was such an "extreme" factor, as you say. Maybe I'm just biased because I want justification for building a dinosaur theme park. :- )

Posted by: DarthCorleone at March 10, 2010 7:14 PM

Flawed story, groundbreaking special effects, sense of wonder and awe. Hmmmm, that reminds me of another recent movie.

Posted by: ed newman at March 10, 2010 8:39 PM

My favorite line from the movie: "Well that is one big pile of shit."

Ian Malcolm may be a narcissist and lacking self-awareness, but he was a fun character.

Let's NOT forget the score by John Williams. Can still hum that theme from memory.

Posted by: Coltrane at March 10, 2010 9:16 PM

I was eight years old and beyond excited to view my first PG-13 movie in a theater. My mom went along with me and my dad gave me a troll (heh, remember those?) wearing a bright pink dinosaur costume so I "wouldn't be scared."

I loved every minute of the movie and faired much better than a middle-aged woman a few rows in front of me who sputtered "Oh my God oh my God oh my God..." with her hands over her face as the raptor tore into that first victim in the movie's opening scene.

Maybe I should have let her borrow the troll.

Posted by: BLA at March 10, 2010 10:12 PM

I still have dreams of shirtless jeff goldblum laying on the table. He is all man.

Posted by: brian at March 10, 2010 10:44 PM

I agree with Nadine. In fact, the brachiosaurus reveal is probably my favorite single scene in all of cinema or TV or other moving media. Every single component of it was perfect, and then combined it was somehow greater than the sum of its parts. There are other performances, others effects, other movies, other cinematography, other music I like better...but that one single scene is a flawless jewel in the treasury of cinema. If anyone has the context to understand the power of the scene, they will be blown the fuck away if they have anything approximating a soul.

Posted by: Shadowen at March 11, 2010 12:15 AM

How has Neumann's death not been mentioned? The noise that thing makes as it blinds him has stuck with me forever. I need to see this again soon.

DINO DNA!

Posted by: schrome at March 11, 2010 2:50 AM

I saw this film four times at the cinema. I think that's the most times I've ever seen a film on screen. I just loved it. I thought it was the most amazing thing I had ever seen. I was 12, so I think that's allowed. I'm not even sure what it was about it that was so amazing, looking back, but it got me, whatever it was.

Posted by: Carrie at March 11, 2010 6:33 AM

Off topic, how excited am I to watch Joseph "Tim the human piece of toast" Mazello in The Pacific this Sunday?? WAY TOO EXCITED.

I would be too, if it wasn't on frickin Sky Movies HD, which I don't have, instead of something sensible, like Sky 1, or the BBC. Damn channels.

Posted by: Carrie at March 11, 2010 6:38 AM

For me, Jurassic Park is a rollercoaster. It is expertly designed to give the audience a ride and it succeeds incredibly at what it sets out to do. This was the last movie he did where Spielberg actually approached it with a sense of wonder and allowed the camera to be our eyes. The absolutely stunning first reveal of the dinosaurs is a perfect scene. The characters, the cinematography, special effects, the music, everything perfectly encapsulates the wonder and joy of what is happening on screen. Then the action downshifts to the "how" it was done with the clever animated movie, but the euphoria of the previous scene never wears off for the rest of the movie. And as it jolts the audience time after time as things get worse and worse for our heroes you believe 100% that dinosaurs really are trying to kill them. Rarely has suspension of disbelief been so easy than it was in Jurrasic Park.

The plot may be weak but it just doesn't matter at all. That movie is a summer masterpiece. Arguably the last truly entertaining escapist film of Spielberg's oeuvre.

And John Williams score was incredible. Still one of my favorite orchestral scores of all time. I played the shit out of that soundtrack. It was my go-to study music.

I also have an autographed hardback copy of Jurassic Park. One of my more prized possessions as I was a huge fan of early Crichton.

Posted by: TylerDFC at March 11, 2010 9:57 AM

I LOVE this film - but for fuck's sake, why in the world did ANYbody making this movie think that a T-Rex (or any other animal) had vision based on movement? It makes absolutely no sense. It's like...one of the greatest predators to ever live was blind 99% of the time? C'mon.

Posted by: Raalic at March 11, 2010 10:01 AM

Eh. There's a bucket of conjecture about how these critters lived. Some percentage of it's going to be wrong. In the earliest versions, they lumbered around dragging their tails and weren't bird-like at all.

That said, lots of critters base their detection (not their vision, precisely) on movement, so it's not like they just made that one up. Just misapplied it. Made for some nice cinematic tension, though.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at March 11, 2010 11:47 AM

RE ZombieScientist:
"That said, lots of critters base their detection (not their vision, precisely) on movement, so it's not like they just made that one up. Just misapplied it. Made for some nice cinematic tension, though."

Yeah, I didn't buy that "vision based on movement" thing either; if you were standing directly in front of a T-Rex as it prepared to go Jurassic on your ass, you'd end up as Dino Chow, no matter how still you were. But... it's a movie, not a textbook.

Posted by: Slash at March 11, 2010 12:15 PM

I'm not going to lie, this movie remains one of my absolute favorites. I remember seeing it for the first time and being completely, totally amazed by it. It was pretty much love at first sight.

One cloud. The man who played Hammond looked just like my fifth-grade teacher. Normally that wouldn't be a big deal, but this is the man who tried his damndest to tear me down and make me hate myself - and he nearly succeeded. So though I saw this movie for the first time before meeting that ever so pleasant teacher, it was forever soured just a little after...mostly because I wasn't allowed the pleasure of seeing his doppleganger bite it. But hey, that's what the book is for, am I right?

Posted by: elleyezee at March 11, 2010 4:21 PM

i'm an old fart, and when i saw the movie i was so much older then (i'm younger than that now), but it's still on my top ten best movies of all time list.

Posted by: skippy at March 11, 2010 9:29 PM

Wow. Someone is ridiculously cynical.

And if you EVER compare Jurassic Park to Avatar again, I will castrate you.

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at March 11, 2010 10:38 PM

Jurassic Park was a shit movie with a shit story and shit characters but with excellent special effects, which back then were truly in league of their own. Unlike Avatar, which sports a much tighter script (still only mediocre, though) and good, but not breathtaking special effects and lots of pretty broken animation sequences. Anyone who's ever watched a tweaked vidoe of Crysis at max settings can attest to that. Bottom line: Two seminal Hollywood mockblusters that are what they are - good entertainment. Next. Oh and for the record: The sequel to Alien sucked.

Posted by: Krippenreiter at March 11, 2010 11:19 PM

I LOVE this film - but for fuck's sake, why in the world did ANYbody making this movie think that a T-Rex (or any other animal) had vision based on movement? It makes absolutely no sense. It's like...one of the greatest predators to ever live was blind 99% of the time? C'mon.

That was an example of being unnecessarily faithful to the book. Michael Crichton gave his dinosaurs a number of unlikely traits inspired by amphibians and lizards/snakes, like forked tongues and those venom-spitting dilophosaurs, despite the fact that dinosaurs are more closely related to birds and crocodiles (I think frogs do have vision based on movement, or at least they only flick their tongues in response to moving bugs). I suppose you could say it wasn't an original feature of the dinosaurs but just a consequence of the fact that they used frog DNA to fill in missing sequences (though this is itself pretty silly, see item 3 here)

Posted by: Jesse M. at March 12, 2010 2:09 AM

ZombieScientist wrote:
But the asteroid wasn't the only selective pressure going on. Example: Snakes and egg-eating mammals were likely already doing a number on the big boys when the asteroid hit.

I thought this was one of those outdated theories based on the old perception of dinosaurs as dull-witted reptiles who abandoned their eggs immediately after laying them...now that we know know many types of dinosaurs stayed with their eggs and took care of their young for at least a little while, it doesn't seem to make much sense that egg-eating animals would have hurt dinosaurs any more than they hurt birds today.

Besides, if the asteroid hadn't done them in, most of the dinosaurs would have taken it on the chin when the next ice age rolled around.

The descent in temperature to the Cretaceous to the ice ages wasn't that sudden, there was a gradual cooling of the Earth over millions of years, why couldn't they have adapted? Most dinosaurs were probably warm-blooded already, and some of the predatory groups more closely related to birds had already evolved some kind of downy covering (not just raptors but also some related predators like tyrannosaurs...check out these cool illustrations of many different feathered predators, all from groups that are actually thought to have had at least some feathered species). Pterosaurs had also evolved some hairlike covering, as had some ornithischian dinosaurs (predators were all saurischians, the two lineages had split apart near the very beginning of dinosaur evolution so I'd guess 'fur' in the two lineages probably evolved independently). It's probably the sort of thing that isn't that unlikely to evolve if there's a selective pressure for it.

Posted by: Jesse M. at March 12, 2010 2:29 AM

I'm not a specialist in these areas, but I've taken in a bunch of background over the years. There's probably a healthy mix of good and bad conjecture in here.

As for time to evolve... even among the feathered-set, only the comparatively little guys made it through ice ages. Feathering an Apatosaur isn't going to get the job done. Blubber would be a better solution. Being warm-blooded and that big is a huge energy cost. Remember, we spend the bulk of our energy just maintaining temperature.

Egg care was varied from what we can tell, with many species on both sides of the parental care spectrum. But all of this is conjecture. We know very little about actual behavior. Something was driving the proliferation of snakes and mammals with interesting teeth, though. Certainly, some of the eggs were so large and thick that the known snakes of the time couldn't have eaten them, anyway. But the smaller species? The larger ones who abandoned nests?

Mammals had been on the quiet rise for some time, grabbing little niches here and there. Lots of seemingly accomplished insectivores, for example.

In the cooler parts of the world, I would think mammals would have been in competition for lots of niches by then. They had been around almost as long as dinosaurs, after all.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at March 12, 2010 1:52 PM

As for time to evolve... even among the feathered-set, only the comparatively little guys made it through ice ages. Feathering an Apatosaur isn't going to get the job done. Blubber would be a better solution. Being warm-blooded and that big is a huge energy cost. Remember, we spend the bulk of our energy just maintaining temperature.

When you say "made it through ice ages", are you talking about how many feathered creatures survived the dino extinction, or are you talking about how many feathered creatures that were still around millions of years after the extinction (in the Eocene, say) managed to survive the ice ages? If the latter, it's not like there were a lot of large feathered birds around after the extinction in the first place, most birds fly and thus have to stay relatively small. If there were big dinosaurs with down or hair around millions of years after the Cretaceous, I don't see why they couldn't have then evolved more layers of fat and thicker coverings to survive gradually decreasing temperatures.

Egg care was varied from what we can tell, with many species on both sides of the parental care spectrum. But all of this is conjecture. We know very little about actual behavior. Something was driving the proliferation of snakes and mammals with interesting teeth, though. Certainly, some of the eggs were so large and thick that the known snakes of the time couldn't have eaten them, anyway. But the smaller species? The larger ones who abandoned nests?

I guess hypothetically it's possible, but I don't think scientists have found any evidence that smaller dinosaurs or ones who abandoned their nests were having their populations decrease more than other types. Besides, there are plenty of nest-abandoning reptiles in the world today that haven't been harmed much by mammals (before humans anyway).

In the cooler parts of the world, I would think mammals would have been in competition for lots of niches by then. They had been around almost as long as dinosaurs, after all.

Sure, maybe mammals would have filled more niches, but unless they had some huge advantage in the cold that dinos couldn't evolve to match, it seems plausible you could have a blend of the two rather than mammals totally dominating.

By the way, if you want to see a fun fantasy exercise in how evolution might have gone with no dinosaur extinction, check this site out...

Posted by: Jesse M. at March 12, 2010 3:20 PM

mr. Wilson, you write well and yr assessment of the films merits on a whole is good and interesting to read. howevre, i think you may be a bit harsh on the Ian Malcolm character -- i think his hollow, hypocritical philosophy makes him a richer, more believable character.

as for the hollowness of the film as a whole, malcolm's character needn't be the mouthpiece for the movie's moral. a deeper look and synthesis of the movie might let the viewer come to her/his own conclusion about the meaning of the movie, rather than the movie's apparent self-assessment.

Posted by: djFox at March 12, 2010 6:41 PM

Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man … woman inherits the earth.

Interesting that the mathematician mentions God(I always thought that was sarcasm as I wouldn't think Malcom to be into religion other than to bring it up for arguments sake). Though if he hadn't the statement/quote wouldn't be funny.
"Man creates God" should really be in there somewhere...


John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
Ian Malcolm: Yeah; but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

Having recently re-read Jurassic Park...the book holds up as well as the movie does.

What ever happened to the rumors of the darker R rated Jurassic Park 4?

Posted by: WhoWhatWhere at March 15, 2010 5:13 PM


















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