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Is Anybody There? / Dustin Rowles

Film Reviews | May 20, 2009 | Comments (19)


If you really dig Michael Caine — and there’s no reason you shouldn’t — Is Anybody There? is almost worth seeing for his performance alone. Caine plays a retired magician, Clarence, forced by impending senility to move into a senior citizen’s home on the English countryside, which is essentially the large family house of an 11-year-old boy (Edward) and his mother and father (Anne Marie Duff and David Morrissey), who run the place.

Set in the 1980s, Edward (Bill Milner) is a morose kid obsessed with death, as you’d expect living in a house where someone dies every other week. He’s also had to give up his room to a series of tenants because the family needs the extra scratch they get from renting out his room. Edward keeps mostly to himself, kicking soccer balls up against walls and contemplating the afterlife. He often leaves a running tape recorder underneath the elderly tenants’ beds, hoping — when a tenant dies — his recordings will reveal clues to the great beyond.

When Clarence moves in, Edward gravitates toward him and his magic, but Clarence is a nasty, bitter son of a bitch who prefers to keep to himself and dwell on the death of his wife. Predictably, Clarence eventually warms up to Edward (aha! the “unlikely friendship”), teaches him some magic, and the two of them bring each other out of their respective funks. Edward’s ruminations on the afterlife even provide Clarence some small comfort as his hereafter approaches. Meanwhile, Edward’s father — middle aged — has his own fears of aging, which has put a strain on his marriage. He attempts to pursue a relationship with an 18-year-old assistant, with the expected results.

It’s as predictable a movie as you’re going to see, full of well-worn platitudes and cockneyisms. But it works well enough because Caine is charming even at his most irascible and scruffy — the man can twinkle-eye your heart into a little puddle of mush. Anne Marie Duff (James McAvoy’s wife) is also solid, too; hokey goes down easy behind her endearing smile.

Based loosely on the childhood of scriptwriter Peter Harness (who grew up on a nursing home), Is Anybody There? is a sweet movie about aging, about what you’re leaving behind, and about the mysteries of death. It gets a little too maudlin and heavy-handed at times. Director John Crowley (Boy A) alternates between trying to reign in the script’s sentimentality and giving into it fully, and when he’s not doing either, the movie wanders aimlessly, poking lethargically around the old folks’ home and its eccentric residents.

All in all, Is Anybody There? is charmingly forgettable, a decent afternoon matinee, and one that will exploit weak tear ducts. Unless you’re a Michael Caine completist, however, it’s not a movie that deserves much better than the bottom of your Netflix queue.

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Comments

Nothing gets below Prince Caspian at the bottom of my Blockbuster queue! Do you hear me?! NOTHING!!!

Posted by: Kballs at May 20, 2009 11:32 AM

"He attempts to pursue a relationship with an
18-year-old assistant, with the expected results."

An elephant explodes?

Posted by: Skitz at May 20, 2009 11:41 AM

Dude! Grateful Dead quote?
Buncha dirty goddamn hippies!

Posted by: Trina at May 20, 2009 11:43 AM

"He attempts to pursue a relationship with an
18-year-old assistant, with the expected results."

He fixes her cable?

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 20, 2009 11:50 AM

Dude! Grateful Dead quote?

Sadly, you have to share the blame now, Trina, as I didn't know what that was until you pointed it out.

Last time I had to hear it was in the grocery store. I was not pleased.

Posted by: Jay at May 20, 2009 12:44 PM

As soon as I saw the picture of Michael Caine I was intrigued.

My turn!

"He attempts to pursue a relationship with an
18-year-old assistant, with the expected results."

He does her on the desk and she gets pregnant?

Posted by: Cindy at May 20, 2009 12:56 PM

"He attempts to pursue a relationship with an
18-year-old assistant, with the expected results."

A man with no arms waxes poetically about his time in Missouri?

Posted by: Skitz at May 20, 2009 1:22 PM

"He attempts to pursue a relationship with an
18-year-old assistant, with the expected results."

A magical walking burrito takes them on a journey of pain?

Posted by: Skitz at May 20, 2009 1:23 PM

Michael Caine plays a magician, AGAIN? Wasn't he one in The Prestige, too?

Anyway, this is going on my Netflix queue if only because I need to turn on the English subtitles for the hearing impaired, just to make out what the hell they're saying. Why don't the English learn how to speak?

Posted by: BWeaves at May 20, 2009 1:24 PM

"He attempts to pursue a relationship with an
18-year-old assistant, with the expected results."

A dumpster full of chickens is dunked in batter and launched over the highway?

Posted by: Skitz at May 20, 2009 1:24 PM

"He attempts to pursue a relationship with an
18-year-old assistant, with the expected results."

A child with a bowl of chili for a head finally finds a cheese that's right for him?

Posted by: Skitz at May 20, 2009 1:26 PM

"He attempts to pursue a relationship with an
18-year-old assistant, with the expected results."

The tastiness of corn chowder is at risk and it's up to zombie Lee Martin to save us?

Posted by: Skitz at May 20, 2009 1:28 PM

"He attempts to pursue a relationship with an
18-year-old assistant, with the expected results."

A mischievous nymph forges jewelry in a petrified uterus?

Posted by: Skitz at May 20, 2009 1:30 PM

"He attempts to pursue a relationship with an
18-year-old assistant, with the expected results."

Aliens go through the embarrassment and awkwardness of puberty?

Posted by: Skitz at May 20, 2009 1:32 PM

"He attempts to pursue a relationship with an
18-year-old assistant, with the expected results."

A spunky telemarketer whistles My Heart Will Go On through her pee-hole?

Posted by: Skitz at May 20, 2009 1:34 PM

"He attempts to pursue a relationship with an
18-year-old assistant, with the expected results."

A total douchebag hijacks a thread out of boredom?

Posted by: Skitz at May 20, 2009 1:35 PM

Aaaaaannnnnnnd.....scene!

Posted by: admin at May 20, 2009 2:21 PM

Hmm. I think I'll have to try and lodge this movie into the recesses of my brain, so on a day when I'm looking for something grey, meandering, and treacly, with British accents no less!, I'll hopefully remember it.

Posted by: tamatha at May 20, 2009 4:09 PM

"Why don't the English learn how to speak?"
2..3..All together now:

Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?
Norwegians learn Norwegian, the Greeks are taught their Greek!"

Someone's singing off-key again.

Oh, and "Set in the 1980s, Edward (Bill Milner) is a morose kid" is a dangling modifier.
Shocking.

Posted by: CatBallou at May 20, 2009 5:19 PM