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Hot Rod / Daniel Carlson

Film Reviews | August 4, 2007 | Comments (35)


Of all the films inspired by or starring “Saturday Night Live” cast members — and believe me, it’s quite the ignoble list — Hot Rod is the first one to completely deconstruct the notion that a story’s narrative should have consequences. Even classics in the field like Tommy Boy were too shy to completely commit to their humor, opting to tack it onto semi-dramatic plot points that needed to be resolved, e.g., Tommy actually had to get out there and sell those damn brake pads. And don’t forget the mother of all bad choices in combining comedy with drama: Dumb and Dumber1, which contained both a scene of explosive diarrhea and one of the leads getting shot and apparently killed before it was revealed he was wearing a bulletproof vest. But not so, Hot Rod: The flimsy plot is completely irrelevant here, and is merely a platform to let star Andy Samberg goof off on camera for 90 surprisingly long minutes. The film ostensibly deals with Rod (Samberg), an amateur stuntman who attempts to use his skills to raise money to save his dying stepdad, but the story’s surrealist touches and terribly blatant winks at certain subgenres of 1980s teen flicks keep it from being anything other than one very extended sketch for Samberg. And therein lies the problem: By abandoning all but the most token adherence to a plot, Samberg’s attempt to free himself winds up weighing him down, because with nothing to care about, all the film has to offer are a few pratfalls and sight gags, and winds up being so insubstantial that it barely rises to the level of forgettable.

Rod is a low-level daredevil who dreams of one day being a stuntman like his father, who used to crew for Evel Knievel and died when Rod was just a boy. Now in his mid-20s, Rod still lives at home with his brother, Kevin (Jorma Taccone), mother Marie (Sissy Spacek), and stepfather Frank (Ian McShane). Rod spends his days attempting to perform small-scale stunts with the assistance of Kevin and fellow crewmembers Dave (Bill Hader) and Rico (Danny R. McBride). From the start, the film’s tone hovers between giving a knowing wink at its source material and mocking it outright; when Rod tries to compliment a girl by saying, “You look pretty,” only for her to ask him to repeat himself, he panics and says, “Uh, I said you look shitty,” then bolts. It’s not without its charms, but it’s also just as obvious a joke as the classic misinterpretation interplay that the film is trying to send up.

Rod’s stepfather hates him, and the two engage in weekly physical combat that Rod hopes will one day prove to Frank that he’s a real man; Frank, of course, beats Rod every time. But eventually, arbitrarily, Frank gets sick, and in order to pay for the heart transplant that will keep him alive long enough so that Rod can finally beat him up, Rod sets out to raise money to fund a stunt in which he’ll jump over 15 school buses, and the proceeds from that will get Frank the heart transplant he so randomly needs. Along the way, Rod eventually reconnects with his neighbor, Denise (Isla Fisher), who’s so blandly drawn that her character’s attainability is dulled by her two-dimensional nature, though that doesn’t stop Rod from falling in love with her in one of the film’s few nods to convention.

Samberg’s affability keeps the film from being unwatchable, but his niceness can’t compensate for the fact that he’s not quite at the Will Ferrellian level where he can carry a story this thin on charm alone. Fisher does what she’s here to do, which is pout her lips and wear snug T-shirts and fall in love with Rod for no reason. The strong supporting cast likewise does more work than you realize at first, and it’s only the sporadic appearances of Will Arnett as Denise’s caveman boyfriend or the one-liners from McBride (aka Bust-Ass in the fantastic All the Real Girls) that help the film sputter across the finish line instead of keeling over dead halfway through.

The rest of the plot, such as it is, unfolds with a bored predictability, as if it was all credited screenwriter Pam Brady could do to march Rod through a few minor setbacks and triumphs on his way to victory. Most of the scenes end in one of three ways: (a) they just kind of end (this happens a lot); (b) they devolve into bizarre riffs on how to screw with film, as in the scene where Rod and Kevin mend a fight by saying “Cool beans” back and forth dozens of times, their jerky words edited into a pseudo-beatbox; or (c) the most popular choice, which is when the action slides into another ’80s parody, like when Rod gets so fed up with his stepdad that he drives out to the woods and dances away his rage, similar to Kevin Bacon’s rage-dance therapy sessions in Footloose. It’s a tired joke that people have been making for years, and indicative of a larger problem, namely, the fact that the story is set in present day but Samberg and company are content to dress and act like it’s still 1987, meaning they’re actually living these weird fantasies firsthand even as they retroactively mock them.

Director Akiva Schaffer, a member of The Lonely Island comedy troupe with Samberg and Taccone, is content to let Samberg do his own thing here, and that usually means self-indulgent reinterpretations of older movies. The primary inspiration for Hot Rod are the C-grade 1980s movies that dealt with extreme sports, most notably Rad, an often cheesy and jaw-droppingly weird movie about BMX racers from 1986. (There are many, many clips online.) But movies like Rad and its ilk were doing their thing unintentionally, and it’s only with the hindsight cherished by detached hipsters that the films are regarded as ironically comedic. It’s one thing to make a movie that winds up being funny after the fact, and it’s another to fashion a joke out of endless references to that unintentional humor and hope that a recycled power ballad will hold it all together. Instead of poking fun at its characters or using their interactions to drive the laughs, Hot Rod merely hopes that you’re as willing as Samberg is to find it entertaining when comedians re-enact movie scenes from 20 years ago with a meta-narrative nudge to your ribs. Samberg is pleading for laughs here, and there’s nothing less funny than desperation.


1. Yes, I know Dumb and Dumber isn’t “SNL”-related. But I needed it to prove my point. So, deal.

Daniel Carlson is the managing editor of Pajiba and a low-level employee at a Hollywood industry magazine. You can visit his blog, Slowly Going Bald.


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Comments

Indeed. As was said in an actual good comedy once, "Desperation is a stinky cologne."

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at August 3, 2007 9:00 PM

What a complete waste of film. I actually thought it was Ferrell, looking at the pic at the top of the page. But it sounds even more dull and repetitive than a Ferrell flick.

Posted by: rob at August 3, 2007 9:04 PM

As someone who watches Elmo videos and Baby First TV as part of my job, I'm seeing this regardless of it being trite.

Posted by: Rebekah at August 3, 2007 9:07 PM

Daniel I defy you to write one review or feature or what the hell ever that doesn't have "deal" in it. Even in a footnote.

Posted by: markus at August 3, 2007 10:08 PM

Based on the film's concept, trailer, and posters, I didn't expect it to be good, but this is disappointing nonetheless. Samberg has a lot of potential, but he also seems to have that Jimmy Fallon-esque tendency toward self-indulgence. As I recall, Fallon could never hold it together for more than five seconds in any given SNL sketch. He broke constantly, distracting viewers from the funny at hand by grinning like a fool and turning around to conceal it. He didn't have the talent/discipline/chops to keep a straight face and get his frickin' lines out, and he indulged himself way more often than is charming. (Plus, he's been in some seriously crappy movies.)

With Hot Rod, it seems Samberg has taken it upon himself to enact every stoner's dream: To make a movie out of the stuff you and your friends riff on and get hysterical about when you're three joints deep and fancy yourself the World's Funniest Group of People. And come on, 80's nostalgia is over. Get it together, Samberg. You're too good for this crap.

I don't know why I felt the need to write a mini-missive, but I hope it makes a little sense. That being said, he's still totes cute.

Posted by: Katie at August 3, 2007 10:16 PM

Oh man... cutting crew, I used that to bookend a highschool video project 6 years ago. I had found samberg, sudekeis (sp?) and hader a welcome edition to the SNL lineup, but I have a hard time staying around to watch SNL at all these days.

Posted by: Eric at August 3, 2007 10:27 PM

next to HOT ROD, i guess LINDSEYS movie moves up the ladder of shit movies wouldn`t you think??How about them apples,B-SLIM ARE YOU FEELIN IT?? dead heat?

Posted by: pasadenamike at August 3, 2007 10:45 PM

Oh... wait - this movie actually happened? I thought it was just a joke, or an SNL short that made it into the previews at the theaters.

Knowing that it's a real movie is much, much worse.

Posted by: TK at August 4, 2007 12:15 AM

Do people still watch SNL? Really? And we're still giving these assholes movies? I remember something about a penis and a container of some sort a few months ago, but obviously that has nothing to do with the plot of this movie. What a shame.

Posted by: X at August 4, 2007 1:56 AM

Do people still watch SNL? Really? And we're still giving these assholes movies? I remember something about a penis and a container of some sort a few months ago, but obviously that has nothing to do with the plot of this movie. What a shame.

Posted by: X at August 4, 2007 1:57 AM

Do people still watch SNL? Really? And we're still giving these assholes movies? I remember something about a penis and a container of some sort a few months ago, but obviously that has nothing to do with the plot of this movie. What a shame.

Posted by: X at August 4, 2007 2:01 AM

Katie, that is too true. It got to the point where I couldn't stand to watch anything w/ Jimmy Fallon b/c he was constantly breaking character. Eventually, I think he really stopped trying to focus; the screwing up became a joke. I heard somewhere that Lorne Michaels hates that kind of stuff...it's weird that Fallon lasted on the show as long as he did. He was a pathetic imitation of Adam Sandler (back when AS was funny, that is.)

Andy Sanberg was hilarious in the Lazy Sunday sketch, but I truly don't see his appeal other than that.

SoCalled, that's one of the best damn quotes ever. Hell, I'm about to watch S.T. again just thinking about it.

Posted by: Brie at August 4, 2007 2:31 AM

When I think of Rad, I think of one thing, and one thing only.....

ASS SLIDE!!!

Posted by: Kolby at August 4, 2007 9:59 AM

@pasadenamike: hahahahahaha you're killin' me!


As for this, meh, I don't know, I still have enough 80's nostalgia in me to watch a couple more of these. And Samberg and his crew at SNL have garnered enough goodwill in my book so I'll give this one a chance.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 4, 2007 10:02 AM

Were I Samberg, I might avoid hearkening back to the 80s. Might make people compare him to SNL stars of yesteryear, like Eddie Murphy and Phil Hartman, neither of whom he could hold a candle to.

That said, I do think Lazy Sunday/Dick in a Box are hilarious. I just think that just about anybody could've played his role in either.

Posted by: samantha t at August 4, 2007 11:00 AM

It was hilarious. I enjoyed the fact that the film freed itself of the lame "we have to shoehorn this moronic plot into this movie which is just a collection of jokes" that most SNL or SNL alum movies have. My friends and I laughed for most of the movie, which was the point. Not every comedy should be this way, but this was a comedy that was worthwhile because it was this way.

Posted by: Thomas at August 4, 2007 12:30 PM

Sissy Spacek and Ian McShane are in this? Really? How sad.

Posted by: Marianne at August 4, 2007 6:49 PM

Who the hell is Adam Samberg? Did I miss some talentless comedy hack on that show in the last 5 years or what?

Posted by: ph at August 4, 2007 7:45 PM

Hey it's from Clueless (or is it Heathers?), and it's "Desperation is the world's worst cologne."

Posted by: ph at August 4, 2007 7:46 PM

Yeah, definitely passing on this. The only things I've found Samberg funny in on SNL are the things that aren't actually live, but digital shorts. This just makes me think of someone who actually liked Nacho Libre enough to pay tribute to it.

Posted by: Hannah at August 4, 2007 8:02 PM

Who the frick is Lethal Lady?

Posted by: Deadly Dude at August 4, 2007 8:12 PM

"Desperation is a stinky cologne"

Is from Super Troopers,PH. The quote is correct.

Posted by: TK at August 5, 2007 8:47 AM

If anyone's interested, over at www.avclub.com there's an interview where Samberg gushes over the script for this film, and how 'great' and 'funny' it was. He also says something about wanting to emulate Adam Sandler's career. Jeez.

Posted by: DGM at August 5, 2007 11:05 AM

Can we stop picking on Dumb and Dumber? Please, I am begging you. I know people hate this movie, but by God, I love this movie if only for the fact that it is a complete inside joke with my siblings. Mentioning this movie in a review for Hot Rod is a little insulting.

I tried watching SNL a few weeks ago and switched channels about four minutes into the first sketch. It was horrible. I think I was watching Weekend Update which used to be funny and poignant. I think the shtick was some "aunt" of Amy Poehler who comments on and reviews recently released movies, and I guess the woman's mannerisms and complete ignorance were supposed to be funny. Believe me that is was anything but. The actor was atrocious, and the whole thing made me wish for a time where Adam Sandler would show up on Weekend Update as opera man. Why is time so cruel to things that I used to love?

Posted by: Gigi Worthington at August 5, 2007 3:58 PM

"Those boys get that maple syrup in 'em, and they get all antsy in their pantsy."

Heeeee, thanks TK, another opportunity to tickle myself with Super Troopers.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at August 5, 2007 5:33 PM

Brie, I agree: I get mad at Jimmy Fallon whenever I'm watching an old sketch and see him breaking. Once in a blue moon, when someone can't hold it together during a sketch and breaks, it's funny. When it happens every single time, it's unnerving. And with Samberg, I just think he's indulging himself by thinking that every little thought in his brain is hilarious. He needs to get past the gimmicks and write something that isn't so damn obvious. Maybe he should pal around with B.J. Novak for a while and learn a few things. Yeesh.

Posted by: Katie at August 5, 2007 7:55 PM

I thought the movie was very much like Billy Madison. In that yeah, the movie was stupid. But, I got more than 10 bucks worth of chuckles out of it. Danny McBride MADE the movie. He was easily my favorite part of the movie... "I go to church EVERY sunday!"

I liked it. I really think the Lonely Island guys have a lot of potential. And lets face it... this movie was made to be the alternative for all the folks who couldn't get tickets to Bourne. And I gotta say, there are plenty of worse movie choices one could make other than Hot Rod.

Posted by: Tanner at August 6, 2007 3:34 AM

While "Lazy Sunday" was a funny sketch, it was not because of Sanberg's performance. It was a funny premise that could stay funny for at least 2.5 minutes (which is more than you can say about most of SNL).

Sanberg bombed bigtime a few nights ago on Conan O'Brien. Even the robots in the audience weren't giving him any love. You could practically hear the crickets chirping.

Posted by: Matt K at August 7, 2007 10:05 AM

Irregardless of what you all say about the film, Andy Samberg is one funny motherfucker - and the only true shot that SNL has of having any sort of future.

Posted by: mrah at August 9, 2007 6:12 PM

My boyfriend made me see this movie last night, and I'll explain my experience like this: It's like being 35 years old and eating candy for dinner. You're not proud of it, you don't tell you friends, but damn it all to hell if you didn't have a good time.


Dumb movie? Yes. My sides still hurt from laughing, though. I guess I like dumb movies...wow, how sad for me.

Posted by: Cassandra at August 9, 2007 8:07 PM

The WORST movie ever. Sissy Spacek must be in hiding over this embarassment of a movie.

Posted by: Amy at August 10, 2007 5:55 PM

This movie IS forgettable but it is absolutely hilarious. I (and the entire theatre) was laughing the whole way through. In fact I laughed so hard that I actually started crying!

Posted by: Nique at August 13, 2007 9:53 AM

How can it be asserted that "Rad," an incoherent movie born merely to showcase BMX bikes to an audience of teenage consumers, did it's thing unintentionally? Are you that naive and nostalgic that you don't realize that that movie was bad, not unintentionally, but because it didn't feel it necessary to be good? Do you *really* think "Rad" was some obscure filmmaker's weird little script? It's just that little film that could? Wow, heeeeeell not. It, like "Gleaming the Cube," was mere corporate pandering to, and patronization of, an audience that the studio felt had no sense of taste or comprehension outside of herd mentality. Hipsters thinking that movie is comical may spring from one of two veins of critical or non-critical thinking. One: "Rad" is funny because its current audience recognizes that the film believes teenagers to be mindless puppets who will embrace an incoherent and terrible "plot" just to see some cool bikes. Two: The don't see that, and are still the puppets they were when they were kids. Either way, if "Hot Rod" wants to send up those movies, it's pretty kick-ass in my hipster book. At least it's not trying to sell you a bike. There were also 100 other things I disagree with in your review (the obviousness of the interplay, etc, the inconsequentiality of the movie), but I won't get into it. "Hot Rod" will end up a cult-film partly because it deserves to be (more than "Rad" ever did),and partly because Andy Samberg and his crew already have an established and well-deserved cult-following. I, being the hipster that I am, am adding it to my DVD collection.

Posted by: goofy at August 17, 2007 6:57 PM

Oh and I saw that Conan O'Brien thing. In what universe was that a bomb? The audience enjoyed it, Conan was having fun, I was having fun. How can you "bomb" on a talk show? Jesus, he doesn't have to be delivering the gold every second of his life (although he's already delivered more gold than anyone of us posting on this board can claim). He's 28 freaking years old, and has already achieved more than a lot of people of our generation. Stop hating on Samberg and start making your own life more successful. Ok, I'm done ranting for today :).

Posted by: goofy at August 17, 2007 7:04 PM

"Desperation is the world's worst cologne" is from Singles. It should be revised to: "Insulting someone who is trying to make you smile is the world's worst cologne."
Ok, NOW I'm done ranting for today :).

Posted by: goofy at August 17, 2007 7:29 PM