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Elisabeth Shue, Get Thee to a Nunnery!


Hamlet 2 / Nathaniel Rogers

Film Reviews | August 25, 2008 | Comments (43)


The first joke in Hamlet 2 was on me. When I sat down to watch this highly buzzed comedy I actually worried that I wouldn’t get all of the jokes. It’s not that I’m not familiar with the Bard — in fact, I’d just seen another production at Shakespeare in the Park — it’s just that with Hamlet, there’s so much to get. But I was in good company. Dana Marschz (Steve Coogan), the drama teacher hero of this demented farce, understands even less about Shakespeare than I do. He’s as adorably clueless about the Bard as I was about this movie.

No, Hamlet 2 is not the inappropriate sequel riff I thought it might be on Hamlet. Nor is it a classic in modern day comic drag a la Clueless’s take on Emma or, to keep it Shakespearean, Scotland PA’s greasy spoon version of Macbeth or 10 Things I Hate About You’s reworking of Taming of the Shrew. I bring up these movies because I think Dana might like them, even if he didn’t respect them. He prefers “inspirational” movies like Dead Poet’s Society or Mr. Holland’s Opus, which he hopes to restage at West Mesa High in Tucson Arizona with his drama class.

Dana takes Polonius’s advice “to thine ownself be true” painfully seriously, perhaps missing Shakespeare’s joke that Polonius isn’t exactly the best role model. The drama teacher is eager for self expression but ill equipped to express. Alas poor Dana, his jest is not infinite and his fancies are not excellent. He’s a failed actor whose greatest claim to fame might just be the leading role in a Herpes commercial (if only comedies as recklessly irreverent as Hamlet 2 proved so viral). He may be talentless but thankfully Steve Coogan has an abundance of it. The familiar actor is great fun to watch even if his merciless performance is sometimes cringe inducing: Did he really just say/do that?

Yes, he did.

Dana Marschz isn’t having a good year. He can’t get his angry wife (Catherine Keener) pregnant. They’re so poor they can’t afford a car and he has to rollerblade to work. His latest production, a stage version of Erin Brockovich has been, as he delicately puts it, “raped … in the face” by the high school’s teen critic. Worst of all, he receives news most foul that his beloved drama department will be shut down. It’s ‘A Midsemester Night’s Nightmare’ for this man who only has Drama in his life. To rescue his job, he realizes it’s time to stop borrowing from Hollywood and write his own material. He’ll stage a new hit with his class of homies straight out of Dangerous Minds. But first he’ll have to whip them into shape with Method Acting exercises (what kind of animal would you be?) and win their trust. It’s what inspirational teachers do. His grand idea: a sequel to Hamlet… a corrective if you will. Hamlet is so sad! It’s a great little meta joke: Dana’s still borrowing, though in truth it’d be unwise to say that the madhouse sequel (starring Jesus Christ. No, really) is Shakespearean. It’s definitely Marshczian.

Comedies that excessively play on or reference their audiences pop culture knowledge always run the risk of immediately dating themselves. So they’d better be funny in the right now. In this, Hamlet 2 succeeds. Whether it’s lampooning theater people (any fans of Waiting for Guffman in the house? The spirit of Corky St Clair lives on in Dana Marschz), having a laugh at the entire Inspirational Teacher ™ genre, or exposing the limits of quippy dialogue without a star talent to deliver it (the Erin Brockovich scene is choice), it’s often quite funny. Even the less complicated maneuvers elicit chuckles; The star cameos mostly deliver (Amy Poehler I salute you), the slapstick is silly, and when “Sexy Jesus” arrives in the outre production of Hamlet 2 the movie is clearly very drunk on its own dementia. I’m not sure that it’s as funny as it thinks it is but I was still laughing.

But is there something rotten in the state of Tucson? Many jokes are had at the town’s expense, but I’m speaking about the movie. The taboo comedy topic of molestation didn’t win Freddy Got Fingered many fans. Will Hamlet 2 get away with it since it’s actually, you know, funny? Good taste can be a death knell for good comedy but even so, not all the mean-spirited laughs in Hamlet 2 work. I had trouble with Keener’s bitch sans wheels. The actress had been expanding her career and performance range of late dropping unexpected warmth and depth into her filmography even in the context of raunchy comedies like this one (think The 40 Year Old Virgin) but she’s just plain unlikable here. When she does get a laugh over a jumbo margarita there’s a bitter hangover. Faring better than Keener is Elisabeth Shue who plays herself as a failed actress turned nurse. She’s Dana Marschz’s favorite actress. Shue is as warm a performer as ever and seems to be having fun with the one joke the movie allows her (I won’t spoil it). But mostly she’s just a good sport since the jokes are on her. This comedy is unkind.

To see or not to see: that is always the question. See. Rapid-fire comedies work best in crowded movie theaters. It’s funnier if other people are laughing. Though Hamlet 2 be madness, yet there is method in’t. Method acting not included.

Nathaniel Rogers is a freelance writer in New York City. He is older than Penelope Cruz and younger than Nicole Kidman but ought never to be confused with Tom Cruise. He blogs daily at The Film Experience.


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Comments

Nice review. I agree about Keener; really she could have been in it for five minutes and accomplished the same goal, which was to accentuate how much the main character's life sucked. (I did enjoy the song at the fertility clinic though.) I thought the film was a bit slow in parts, but overall I enjoyed it.

Posted by: docsmartypants at August 25, 2008 12:48 PM

HOLD IT! nobody leaves here without singin' the blues...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 25, 2008 12:48 PM

Huh.
And yet, there was NOTHING about the previews that made me want to go see this.

I call: Rental!

Posted by: Stella at August 25, 2008 12:57 PM

Dear Elisabeth Shue,

My name is Skittimus Maximus of the Midwest. I am brother to Skittimus Minimus, the turkey-clawed halfling. I am writing to let you know that a few weeks ago, there was a "five-freebies" comment diversion on this very site. By some gigantic mistake, I failed to include you on that list. I'm taking this opportunity to let you know that I am very sorry. I'd like to invite you to my home where I'll feed you frozen grapes while dressed head to toe in authentic German attire. I love you Ms. Shue. I shouldn't drink this early inthe day, but I love you.

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at August 25, 2008 1:12 PM

To see or not to see:

That is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortunereviews,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?

Posted by: Che Grovera at August 25, 2008 1:19 PM

I wasn't necessarily planning on seeking this out while it's in theaters, but if Coogan's character is indeed Corky-esque, I might have to reconsider.

"Corky! Corky, we love you, we want you to LIVE!"

Now I'm gonna have to go watch that sometime soon.

Posted by: Sycamore at August 25, 2008 1:23 PM

...I will probably see this, if only because since I first saw a preview, "Rock Me Sexy Jesus" has randomly popped into my head at weird and random moments.

Posted by: Rachel at August 25, 2008 1:30 PM

So, I teach theater to 11-17 year olds.

Shakespeare, to be precise. 90% of the stuff my kids get to perform is scenework that my bosses and I have cobbled together the night before they get the script. There's no way I can let this movie pass me by-- even as ridiculous as it may be, it's my thing.

Though, to be perfectly honest, we've never involved Jesus. We did have a grave robber and corpses that reanimated last weekend, though!

Posted by: That Girl at August 25, 2008 1:46 PM

I always wonder if I should've done drama in High School. Curse my quasi-popular high school experience. Stupid peer pressure *compulsively smokes then takes a shot*

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at August 25, 2008 1:50 PM

I always wonder if I should've done drama in High School.

Hey, it got me my first girlfriend. She was older, broadened my musical tastes immensely and cemented my love for glasses and dark (and also later short) hair. She was pretty too. Hell, those couple of years are still my sexual peak.

So, yeah, you probably should've. Sorry!

Posted by: Jay at August 25, 2008 2:45 PM

It's sad that Elizabeth Shue never could capitalize on the fearsome career boost provided by Wes Craven's Deadly Friend... That was Kristy Swanson? Well, then Shue could have maneuvered into a better class of roles after her star turn as the Tom Cruise love interest in All The Right Moves. What? Lea Thompson? Then tell me one Shue was in... Karate Kid? There was a girl in that? Did she play the old Asian guy? He had a girl's name, but I didn't think it was "Elizabeth." OK, then who did Shue play in Red Dawn? No? Jennifer Grey and Thompson. Again? So that wasn't Shue in Dirty Dancing?

Posted by: SugarFree at August 25, 2008 2:51 PM

I highly encourage the watching of this movie in theatres.
I'd also like to note that Dana rollerskates to work, rollerblades clearly being too complicated for him.

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go back to singing "Rock Me Sexy Jesus."

Posted by: Alice at August 25, 2008 2:51 PM

Did you just equate The Lovely Elisabeth to Jennifer Grey?

I'm gonna turn my back.....and close my eyes.....and pretend I didn't hear that.

Posted by: Jay at August 25, 2008 2:56 PM

Damn you BSlim, you're like Quick Draw McGraw over there! I'm going to go home and bite my pillow ...I'll just continue it...

There are nights,
Swear you were born to lose,
Like tonight,
And you wish your feet were walkin' in some one else's shoes
Some guys are out to get 'em, the girl's probably dead, she ain't got a nickel
And we should be in bed!

Posted by: Kash at August 25, 2008 3:13 PM

BarbadoSlim--what a wonderful, awful movie!

"Some guys are out to get us--"
"And Brenda's probably dead..."

Posted by: Jill at August 25, 2008 3:23 PM

There's nothing really great about this movie...but it had my laughing hard.
The puns in this review, though...not so much. Please don't.
Otherwise, the movie's well represented.

Posted by: jamiepants at August 25, 2008 3:34 PM

Oh Corky, I miss you and your wife...

Excellent review Nathaniel. I can't wait to see the movie.

Posted by: Chi Dingo at August 25, 2008 5:02 PM

Not to sound impatient, but could you be a little clearer on what you're talking about within the first two paragraphs? I'm halfway through your review and I still don't know anything about the movie or whether you liked it.

The writing quality is fine, but I feel like there was an introductory paragraph that got cut before you posted the article.

Posted by: Lucas at August 25, 2008 5:17 PM

No, Lucas, I think you got it right in your first paragraph (you weren't impatient or impertinent at all). This review is a triumph(?) of style over substance, and I'm not getting the love that's been directed Nathaniel's way. If/when I see this movie, this review will have virtually nothing to do with the decision...which is a rarity for me with respect to this site.

Posted by: Che Grovera at August 25, 2008 5:47 PM

I am looking forward to seeing this one on DVD.

Posted by: EricD at August 25, 2008 6:28 PM

Before someone answers SugarFree with "Cocktail," a ridiculous movie, may I instead recommend "Heart and Souls," in which Elizabeth Shue has very little to do, but in which Robert Downey, Jr. is brilliant.

Posted by: Louise at August 25, 2008 7:11 PM

after i wrote this i totally starting thinking about how Elisabeth Shue has suffered MUCH MUCH worse than this movie hands her. so maybe this was par for the course. I mean. I still cannot frickin believe that they put her in a brunette wig as a REPLACEMENT actress in that last Back to the Future movie.

what a world.

If Sexy Jesus could conduct real miracles the first thing he should do is get her some f'in respect.

LEAVING LAS VEGAS = she deserves it.

Lucas point taken. If i could i would hop in a time machine and rewrite. Perhaps I could bring some inappropriate friends with me on my journey and reenact this whole movie for you.

Posted by: Nathaniel R at August 25, 2008 7:34 PM

sycamore If I didn't know Corky as well as I'd do I'd be convinced that Dana was his long lost son. But we both know that Corky and his wife Bonnie (he buys all her clothes) never had a child, don't we.

Dana is like a more self-aware version of Corky which means the comedy is even meaner. Ouch.

Posted by: Nathaniel R at August 25, 2008 7:37 PM

My 12-year-old brother thought this movie was hilarious. Being a couple decades older, I'm thinking it's not the movie for me.

Posted by: cecilia at August 25, 2008 7:37 PM

And hey, I still thought "The Saint" was fun, and Elisabeth was radiant as ever.


Great theme song too.

Posted by: Jay at August 25, 2008 8:29 PM

what's this you say? as an unwilling resident of tucson, i long for, nay, crave for other people to feel my poor, dusty, overheated pain. jokes at the expense of this craphole in the desert's asscrack, you say? i'm there. and also, waiting for guffman was super. if this holds one iota of a candle to it, i am there. again. the end.

Posted by: betsy at August 25, 2008 9:39 PM

"Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus..."

That mentioning of all the modernizations made me immediately think of Othello, which was turned into "O", which pisses me off to no end because I fucking hated that movie. I can't remember why, I literally have blocked it out of my mind. It must have sucked dry, vinegary Cartman balls for me to have blocked it out in my mind.

FUCK. Why am I talking?

But no, is it Tucson, or a typoed Tuscon? I'm confused. Tucson sounds really wrong.

Posted by: Jaci at August 25, 2008 10:14 PM

jamiepants punny... clearly I spent too much time with Sex & the City this summer.

che are you channeling that high school paper critic that torments Dana Marschz so? Ouch.
...and for anyone who saw this. Did you also think he was related to Darlene from Roseanne? He's so Gilbert.

betsy nothing really holds a candle to waiting for guffman i'm afraid (not even best in show though dog lovers may protest)

Posted by: Nathaniel R at August 25, 2008 10:19 PM

I like "Best In Show" because "Guffman" and "Mighty Wind" both end kind of down, at least for some of the characters. It was nice for Catherine and Eugene to come out ahead since they're often tragic.

I was in Tucson at the end of October one time and thought it was very pleasant. Halloween night it was even cold and windy. However, I know not to go there for any reason many other times of the year.

Posted by: Jay at August 25, 2008 10:29 PM

che are you channeling that high school paper critic that torments Dana Marschz so? Ouch.

Posted by: Nathaniel R at August 25, 2008 10:19 PM

I don't know, Nathaniel -- I haven't seen the movie yet and I sure can't tell from your exquisitely succinct character description how I compare. Oh, I suppose you think I should be able to figure it out for myself from, "'raped ... in the face' by the high school's teen critic" (the sum total of your words about this character). In fact, you used as many words -- and to better effect -- to describe that character in your response to me as you did in the review proper.

Am I therefore to understand that you are feeling "tormented", or better yet, "raped in the face" by my implication that your review was deficient? If so, you are in possession of an awfully thin skin for your chosen (a)vocation.

"He's as adorably clueless about the Bard as I was about this movie."

Was this before or after you saw it? Your review poses more questions than it answers, and the only reason I believe you recommend this film is that you said so at the end: "To see or not to see: that is always the question. See." How trite. At least you had the self-awareness to recognize that some portion of your audience might not understand your position from the body of your review.

I'll leave it to you to rejoinder how you have provided qualified and helpful criticism, 'cuz I'm just simple folk from flyover country who needs to have it spelled out to him why he is wrong to be at odds with such a master of his craft. You clearly have a need to talk back, as evidenced by the number of times you've already commented.

Posted by: Che Grovera at August 26, 2008 12:31 AM

Ha, Nathaniel, maybe Steve Stark and Corky actually ended up together eventually, y'know, after Bonnie decided she'd had enough of Corky's controlling ways (maybe she doesn't like pantsuits) and up and left him to move to Aruba.

So maybe Dana is Corky and Steve's adopted son, and nurture won out over nature. Or something. I don't guess the timeline works out for that, but it's not as if logic was a big part of my comment up to this point anyway.

Jay, I like Guffman best of the three, but that's an interesting point. I have so much fun watching Guffman, from the beginning through the performance of the show, but the epilogue is fairly depressing. Hmm. I need to rewatch A Mighty Wind, because I can't even quite remember how it ends.

Posted by: Sycamore at August 26, 2008 12:36 AM

As soon as I heard the title of "Rock me, sexy Jesus" all I could think of was Falco. Now that would be funny.

Posted by: Ganesh at August 26, 2008 12:45 AM

The trouble with Coogan is not only that he is annoying in himself, he brings out annoying qualities in others. I can't see a still of anyone in this movie without thinking "you've never looked worse".

The South Park rip-off is also annoying. And wasn't there a film a few years ago, that featured a sexy, crime-fighting Jesus? He was a martial arts master and a Latino criminal,s worst nightmare -- or did I imagine that part?

Posted by: Janis at August 26, 2008 1:08 AM

Everything about this character seems like a rip off of "Mr G" and other characters Summer Heights High, an Aussie TV series. Even down to the molestation as comedy bit.

Posted by: Glenn at August 26, 2008 3:14 AM

Fuck this. Shue has endless cred with me just for the simple fact of her curls and Karate Kid. I'll see this movie, and what's more, I'll fucking love it.

Posted by: Electric Monk at August 26, 2008 7:31 AM

Che --I wasn't aware that I wasn't supposed to comment. Policy handbook... anyone? Since you haven't seen the movie I should let you know that the teen critic who looks just like Darlene is actually regarded as a truth teller and that Dana learns from the criticism.

(but what's flyover country got to do with anything? thin-skin has gone viral)

Posted by: Nathaniel R at August 26, 2008 7:46 AM

OK, Nathaniel -- here's the deal. I had a shitty night last night, pure and simple; big blow-up with the missus over truly trivial tripe, so before I settled in on the couch I attempted to decompress at the computer. You took the full force of a blow intended for another, since this was the only fight I had a chance to win.

Having said that, my mood is no better this morning as I try to work the stiffness out of my neck. Frankly, your snippy tone isn't sitting any better with me now than it was last night. Que sera sera. However, I do appreciate what I perceive to be the extension of an olive branch in your latest response about the teen critic.

I don't believe I said -- nor did I mean to imply -- that you aren't supposed to comment. I was simply trying to goad you (presumed Coastal liberal creative-type) into responding to me (falsely humble "simpleton from flyover country"), since you had already established your willingness to comment. Egocentricity is more curse than blessing, I'm discovering too slowly in life...

Posted by: Che Grovera at August 26, 2008 8:20 AM

My favorite thing about Corky was right at the end of "Waiting for Guffman" when he's showing off his "My Dinner With Andre" ACTION figures. I almost snorted popcorn out my nose. I had dragged hubby to "My Dinner With Andre" on the original Sneak Previews recommendation, and hubby never forgave me for it. Talk about your anti-action flick.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 26, 2008 10:44 AM

As a future theatre teacher (more than likely because I majored in history, minored in theatre, and I know I'll get stuck teaching theatre), I am excited about this movie. I just wish they would make a movie about a church youth group leader who becomes a theatre teacher just to make her favorite actors join her culty religion. Just saying, I mean, I'm not speaking from experience (cough, cough). I am incredibly excited to see the Jesus spoofs, it makes this girl who is stuck in the Bible Belt very, very, very excited. And I know the majority of people I know down here in the good ole' South won't see this, which disappoints me. You just don't mess with Jesus down here. And "Waiting for Guffman"=Awesome.

Posted by: Raye Raye at August 26, 2008 11:07 AM

re jaci: it's tucson. i know. even my on-screen spell check rages against it. but there it is. my friends back in dc call it 'tuxon' just to be assy.

re nathaniel: ...true. i probably should realize nothing can top corky ranting about bastard people and ass faces. sigh.


re jay: oh, on halloween and around that time of year the place can be pleasant. totally granted. and it's kind of badass to wear flip flops in january. but during summer i refuse to give this town any points. ever. i've got potholders to handle my steering wheel for christ's sake. the end.


this may have veered. i'm okay with it.

Posted by: betsy at August 26, 2008 11:27 PM

I don't know what's worse: movies with an obvious theme (Shakespeare for this one) or the reviews it spawns when the critic thinks it'll be fun to spawn a half-assed review thinly veiled in Shakesperean references and the like. Should've just typed "MEH" in 36pt font instead of what was written here.

Posted by: duckandcover at August 27, 2008 1:57 AM

Something in my head won't let me ignore the two really anti-Semitic comments made by Amy Poehler in this movie. I'm sure Tucson can live with a little elbow to the ribs action...and the rest of it was too goofy for me...maybe if I was young and high while watching. I thought some of the work at the end was very creative, though and enjoyed their final production, though I don't think it was very believable from that class of drama "students." But I just can't go on ignoring the anti-Semitic comments that seem to come from these guys at South Park. I love South Park, I really do. But I think dropping in this hate stuff is a problem. Is anybody with me on this?

Posted by: renee at August 27, 2008 2:24 AM

I will see it, mostly b/c it was filmed here in Albuquerque and some of my friends are extras.

Jaci -- I think you are thinking of the youtube video series about crime fighting Jesus (I can't remember the actual title), which is pretty hilarious!

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at August 27, 2008 3:42 PM