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Green Lantern Review, Second Take: Like Every Hell But Kind Of Green

By TK | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (15)



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There are really only two questions to ask when it comes to this film: Is it a good movie, and is it a good Green Lantern movie. The answer to that is sort of complicated, but here’s the short version:

It’s OK. It’s no Dark Knight, nor is it the war crime that Dustin made it out to be. It’s a surprisingly difficult film to gauge, because it does do some things right. It’s one of those movies that I mostly enjoyed as I was watching it, but when I left the theater and began to really think about it and deconstruct it a little, it began to fall apart. It ultimately fails to elevate itself to the level of more well-remembered superhero flicks due to some lazy writing, a failure to understand the nature of the origin story as a narrative device, and Blake fucking Lively.

I won’t bother with the plot synopsis, since you’ve either seen the movie or read Dustin’s review by now. It’s not a terribly complex plot, and that ultimately is its undoing. The fault doesn’t lie with the story of Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps itself — ignore Dustin’s nerd-baiting statements about the superficiality of superheroes. There’s an incredibly complex, labyrinthine and fascinating history to the Green Lantern comics, and that’s perhaps part of the problem — the failure to really examine that history and mythology, and instead rushing into things, bypassing any real sense of history or development.

Sure, Ryan Reynolds does a passable job as Hal Jordan. Everyone in the film has daddy issues, apparently, and Reynolds handles his with a rather uninspired series of lonely puppy looks. His character doesn’t develop so much as it makes abrupt leaps — he’s a cocky pilot with a fear of failure, but a couple of winsome looks and passionate speeches and he’s ready to take on Parallax. As a semi-fan of the comic, that’s the film’s other stumble in terms of development — there are thousands of Green Lanterns, and humans have always been viewed as too young and brash and undeveloped a species. And yet Jordan somehow makes vaults the chasm between unprepared young loudmouth to someone trained and powerful enough to defeat what is inarguably one of the most dangerous entities in the universe. And he does it in about 72 hours.

I’m sorry, but that’s a hell of a learning curve.

It’s not aided by Lively’s abysmal turn as Carol Ferris. I was actually one of the few defenders of her performance in The Town — after growing up around those girls, she actually kind of nailed it. But here it’s pursed lips and wide eyes and occasionally pulling out the petulant frowny face and I’m sorry, but that’s just not fucking acting, Blake. I don’t care how short your skirt is.

Once you look past her, the cast is summarily excellent. Reynolds is good when he’s in cocksure adventurer mode, and Peter Sarsgaard really is amazing in the film. It’s a testament to his skills — Hector Hammond felt a bit like a hastily cobbled-together addition, and yet Sarsgaard imbues him with a very real pathos and sense of anguished, resentful bitterness that his is one of the character arcs that actually make sense. Mark Strong is terrific, and for the most part, really feels like Sinestro — for the whole ten minutes he’s onscreen.

Actors aside, the film has some genuinely fun parts. The suits are imperfect, to be sure, but I admire what director Martin Campbell and company were going for — a literal embodiment of the power of will, reflected in their every movement. If the costume design stumbled, it’s due to the technical limitations of the idea, but I appreciate the idea enough to work through that. The action sequences are remarkable at times — the opening dogfight is breathless and fun, and the initial confrontation between Jordan and Hammond is pretty intense.

What truly prevents the film from moving into higher planes is that it simply lacked imagination. This is manifested twofold — first, in the handling of the origin story itself. There’s a problem with origin stories of this type, wherein the character inherits great power. Superman is born with it, so you can attribute his modern day badassery to growing up as a near-god. Batman trains for years, and you can either simply ignore that and show him in full kit, ready for action (aka the Tim Burton version), or you can devote part of the film to showing his grueling, years-long training regimen (a la Batman Begins). Green Lantern literally becomes a superhero overnight, which is understandable given the power source. But the problem is, as I mentioned above, that he goes from unsure and overwhelmed new recruit to defender of the universe in what feels like 20 minutes. The transition is too quick and there never feels like there’s any real character evolution. The film benefits by sticking relatively closely to the canon, but it does it in via such cursory, unimaginative methods that canonical consistency ends up being the least of its problems.

This lack of imagination is the second issue that will likely be a sticking point, particularly with fans. The planet Oa is reminiscent of Asgard in the recent Thor — it feels a bit too cartoonish at times, but it’s still nifty to look at — Green Lantern has some impressive and frequently effective CGI, to be sure. Yet the whole idea is that the will and the imagination creates an almost-bottomless power. The constructs that they build are the manifestation of the Green Lantern’s will, and yet that will never really forms itself into anything other than some incredibly pedestrian creations. It makes such a point of emphasizing that the limits of a Lantern is only within your mind, and then they end up creating swords and guns and steel plates. It just felt so uninspired and in many ways seemed the very opposite of the wisdom that they were trying to impart.

I’m focusing on the negative, to be certain, and yet I didn’t dislike the film. Green Lantern is a relatively lightweight bit of superpowered fluff. If anything, the disappointment lies with their simplistic approach to the material. The film is a decent action-adventurer, it just never bothers to try hard enough to be more than that, and there’s plenty of ways it could have easily achieved greater heights. Instead it settles for being another lukewarm effort, with some fun one-liners, a couple of solid performances and a few whiz-bang effects. Not bad, but not even in the same universe as what it could have been.









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Comments

Yeah, I read Dustin's review, thought I was going to hate the movie, but felt obliged to go with my friend, who happens to be a Green Lantern fanboy. Turns out, I enjoyed myself more than I thought I would. Thanks for giving it another chance, even though if it wasn't a fantastic movie.

Posted by: SJ at June 20, 2011 12:34 PM

I always thought that this Green Lantern movie felt a bit uneven. So I'm not surprised. Is it the worst superhero movie? I mean, worse than Tim Story's Fantastic Four? Or DareDevil? Or, God forbid, Ghost Rider? Hardly.

It's weird that Thor feels like a triumph while Green Lantern feels like a failure even though both movies will likely end parked alongside one another. I wonder if this means that Chris Hemsworth's abs have toppled Ryan Reynolds' abs and claimed their land and titles for their own.

Posted by: Fredo at June 20, 2011 12:45 PM

I wish we could get two reviews for all movies. I like multiple opinions, but I don't really trust any critics outside of Pajiba.

Posted by: the_wakeful at June 20, 2011 12:46 PM

I love this fucking site so much. I came off Dustins' review just completely defeated. I'm usually very in tune with his reviews; he seems to see what I see. So when he wrote that it sucked -- that was a blow. Green Lantern is a long-time favorite, second only to Superman.

But TK is much more of a fan-boy (again, like me), so it's nice that we're able to hear his take as well. I'm able to have the kid inside me serviced, as well as the contrarian (and that is the creepiest sentence you'll read all day).

I have to say, neither review leaves me feeling too optomistic. In fact, TK's article made me more afraid than Dustin's. At least with Dustin's review I could say to myself, "Well shit, at least it sounds colorful and imaginative." But after reading TK's review -- man, if ever there was a character that needed to ooze imagination it's Green Lantern. The ring should never be -- should never have been -- about giant boxing gloves or gatlin guns. That's cool and showey, but it lacks substance. Obviously, the more cerebral parts of the ring are more difficult to display on an action film -- but still -- it should never feel like it lacks imagination. That's bad. That's worse than bad.

Anyway, thanks for posting two reviews. Thanks for feeding both the brain and the soul.

Posted by: superasente at June 20, 2011 12:48 PM

Huh,this isn't at all what I was expecting, given Rowles' take. I'm glad it didn't hurt you, TK, and I might even watch it on Netflix. Well, Instant. I'm not WAITING for a DC character.

Posted by: AmbroseKalifornia at June 20, 2011 1:08 PM

Saw it, ate popcorn and enjoyed myself. That's what this movie is. I am not a fanboy of the Lantern series, more of the casual, aware of the basics type.
I agree more with the fact that the "final battle" between Hal and Parallax seemed too quick. Not necessarily that Hal as a human shouldn't have had the capability to defeat this massive entity (I will now picture Parallax as the "Nothing" upon the next viewing of The Neverending Story), because he was apparently imbued with the intelligence of the Green Lantern in the "let's show Ry Rey in his boxer briefs" shoutout to the women that got "dragged" to the show, but that a sudden zip to the sun and the darkest evil the Lanterns had ever known is "gone".
I also thought the Guardians looked WAY too much like Luna from Thundercats.

Posted by: antietam at June 20, 2011 1:21 PM

can't we get a kyle rayner reboot now?

Posted by: gp at June 20, 2011 1:22 PM

Thanks for taking the time to do a second review TK. I'm with the_wakeful, calling for more regular second opinion reviews. Or maybe even a point counter-point review format. That could just be my debate roots showing through though.

Posted by: Socraz6 at June 20, 2011 1:26 PM

This hit the nail on what I felt about the movie. I did see the potential of a great story, especially in relationship of Hal and Hector and Carol. Too bad they never really explained what that was at all. I was not even sure how they knew each other or how long and that Blake Lively's lines...eek. Yeah, I was mostly confused and also felt it was all just too easy. Also, ditto on the green lantern powers. It must be difficult but it was just too lamely unimaginative. Only time I thought what hey can do is cool is when the fishy guy showed twisting coil of energy thing. I mean, if you gonna fight a giant planets destroying monster thingy, could you not at least turn yourself into a dragon or something?

Posted by: yocean at June 20, 2011 3:02 PM

superasente, that same thing happened to me when Dustin reviewed The Collector. I'm not saying that was a great movie, but his hatred and scathing review didn't seem to actually line up with what was on the screen. We mostly see eye to eye with films. It feels like every so often he has a desire to tear something to shreds as an example of some bad trend he notices in a lot of films whether that particular film being reviewed deserves it or not.

This review, while well-written, isn't selling me on The Green Lantern, either. It has me interested in the comics, but not the film. I'm past just seeing fluffy superhero films because I might like a few things in them.

Posted by: Robert at June 20, 2011 3:17 PM

Ryan Reynolds = crap on a stick, so could not pay me to see this.

Just watched "I Saw the Devil" (Korean) last night, gruesome, violent, bad ass, and awesome. Hollywood can suck it.

Posted by: TrickyHD at June 20, 2011 11:53 PM

Why is there a second review for this shit?

Why would Pajiba change its editorial policy and have a second review for this out of all movies? The first review was dead-on, this film is fucking terrible. It's not even terrible in an interesting enough way that a second review written with kid gloves adds anything.

It looks like they shot three hours worth of terrible movie and cut it by sixty minutes, the scenes barely go together, the digital effects are laughable and don't fit half the shots.

Posted by: jeep at June 21, 2011 1:00 AM

Yeah, but- what about the soundtrack?

Posted by: Leroy Grey at June 21, 2011 7:43 AM

I don't dislike Reynolds as a actor and I think that he, as an actor*, has a place in the comic book oveure; however, I don't think Hal Jordan was that place. I would much rather have seen Nathan Fillion as Jordan and I don't give a fuck if people think he's too old. I could, however, totally support Reynolds as the Flash.

*He, as a set of abs, already has a place. In my pants. **


**Sorry. I haven't been getting laid enough and I am reduced to such juvenile tactics as using the phrase, "in my pants." Please accept my apologies. ***


*** But really, I do think he could be great in the right
role. ****


**** In my pants.

Posted by: Nurse EagerBeaverBaby at June 21, 2011 10:21 AM

How About the shit show?

Posted by: john Hien at June 23, 2011 11:21 PM