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Frontier(s) / Phillip Stephens

Film Reviews | May 13, 2008 | Comments (46)


The American tagline for Frontier(s) is “The French answer to Hostel and Saw” which manages to be pithily inaccurate and appropriate at the same time. Frontier(s) is riding the new Gallic wave of horror (popularized by High Tension) which relies on slick production and a muscular propensity for splatter. Alexandre Aja came before the American harbingers of torture-porn, but whether or not one clique influences the other, they both suffer the same genre pitfalls: they rely on their aesthetic instead of a competent purpose, creating an impressive visual palette which houses nothing more than the dreary, dull, and disgusting.

One thing that potentially separates these French films from the rest of the pack is their attempt at satire or prescience, especially concerning the civil unrest surrounding the 2005 banlieues riots and the recent election of right-wing Nicolas Sarkozy. But I’m not sure if these stabs at higher purpose help or hinder these films, which include last year’s ghastliest bloodbath — Inside. Xavier Gens, who wrote and directed Frontier(s) might like us to believe his horror film is a mirror of modern social disturbance, an indictment of Vichy complicity during World War II, and/or a satire of civilized paranoia toward all things rural, but who the fuck is he kidding? This isn’t La Haine. These just happen to be topical launching grounds for blood and viscera. Beyond the might makes right mentality of violence justifying a horror film, Gens isn’t saying shit.

We begin with four friends, thugs who take advantage of the election-day riots to commit a heist. With the exception of heroine-to-be Yasmine (Karina Testa), a freshly pregnant girl dumped by her asshole boyfriend and whose brother has been killed, this is a pretty unsympathetic lot. The group hotfoots it to the Luxembourg border, holing up in a rural inn run by Neo-Nazi superfreaks. A debauched paterfamilias rules a coven of nymphomaniacs, inbred brutes, cannibals and mutant CHUDs. Also, they’re Nazis. And if you guessed that our putative heroes don’t coexist in pleasant harmony with these wacky, murdering mongoloids, you’d be correct. They maim, mash, and murder them with all the barf-inducing aplomb that Gens can muster. Only Yasmine, our requisite last-lady-standing, endures, kept alive to be some kind of master race baby-mama; it’s only in the last ten minutes or so that the worm turns and she begins beating Nazi ass.

I could give you a million reasons as to why Frontier(s) is a lousy horror movie, citing the lack of sympathetic characters, boring and dreary exposition, and reliance on nasty gore without a compound sense of involvement, but what really brings my piss to a boil is that the entire political-historical allegory one might get from this lurid slasher is, at best, a red herring. Fellow French horror fiends like Aja, Alexandre Bustillio and Julien Maury have made it clear that they intend to beat American horror at its own game, and Gens is no exception, making a film which owes its entire mien to The Hills Have Eyes and Texas Chainsaw Massacre; the names are the same, only the level of gore has changed. And that’s fine (I guess), but when Gens uses very French events as a foundation for his hellish yarn but then doesn’t do anything remotely original, content to out-blood his influences, I can’t help but feel duped. If recent filmic trends are to be believed, there are some very fucked-up things going on in France. I just wish someone had something more worthwhile to say about it than this.

Phillip Stephens is the lead critic and book editor for Pajiba. He lives in Fayetteville, AR, and drinks Evan Williams in the afternoon.


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Comments

I knew to avoid this movie because it has been advertised on this very site for the last month. I've found that any movie that gets an ad on the site, especially the coveted upper left corner, will be universally panned or not warrant a review.

Posted by: X at May 13, 2008 12:22 PM

I don't get why so many people liked High Tension. I thought it was fucking retarded. This movie sounds like it's plagued by a lot of the same problems, so I'll definitely pass.

Also, I am quite disappointed that Skits didn't include you in his laundry list of bribes, Mr. Stephens. It would have amused me greatly to see him forced to pay up on any of the various and sundry promises/threats he threw around so willy nilly.

Posted by: Sarina at May 13, 2008 12:28 PM

I knew there just had to be a Nick Cave fan somewhere round here.

Posted by: Jay at May 13, 2008 12:47 PM

For the last few weeks (or however long it has been there), I have pretended that Frontier(s) was about an "Oregon Trail"-style wagon train gone horrible awry depicting early western settlers' struggles against famine, native Americans, their own stupidity, etc. Kind of a realistic depiction without all the Little House on the Prairie/Love's Enduring Promise bullshit. Of course this was all based on the title, the young girl in the ad's prairie-style dress, and my choice to ignore the bolt-cutter on achilles action. I liked my idea better and chose not to find out how wrong I was, until now.

Now that I know what it really is, I'm just sad and want french fries.

Also, I think Frommer's needs to come out with a "Guide to Neo-Nazi Encampments" series so groups of asshole-ish, vaguely attractive, nipply teens stop stumbling into these places.

Posted by: MC Peepants at May 13, 2008 12:57 PM

MC Peepants, have you ever actually watched Little House on the Prairie? Ma almost cut off her own leg once. Bolt cutting an Achilles tendon wouldn't have been too much of a stretch. That show was such a fucked up piece of crap. I love it so much.

Of course, since I watched it when I was, like, five years old, it consequently turned me into a fucked up piece of crap. Thanks, Michael Landon.

Posted by: Sarina at May 13, 2008 1:07 PM

Question:

Why, if this movie is all about idiot teenagers who just won't learn that creey old inns are just not the place to hide from justice and neo-nazis who have some severe life-goal issues, are the images in the ads showing bizarre kids who looked like they got the wrong end of the wheat scythe back in 1834?

I am so confused...I was almost certain ghosts entered into this at some point or another

Posted by: Bethy at May 13, 2008 1:18 PM

Sarina, I have unfortunately watched way more of LHOTP than I would like to admit, as my babysitter was a big fan and also a crappy babysitter, so we watched what she wanted to watch. I must have blocked most of it out though, since I don't remember it as a gritty docu-drama about life on the mean(dirt)streets of the prairie, like you do. I just remember it sucking. But I can also recite most episodes of Matlock from memory, so what the fuck do I know about good TV.

Posted by: MC Peepants at May 13, 2008 1:21 PM

I don't get why so many people liked High Tension. I thought it was fucking retarded. This movie sounds like it's plagued by a lot of the same problems, so I'll definitely pass.

I concur. I watched the first half of it or so and the went to bed. I finally read about "the twist" and found the movie even more retarded. It was awful and stupid.

Hopefully this movie's release and the appropriately negative review will mean that the annoying ad will soon leave our beloved site. (That said, I don't find anything too offensive about the dirty, feral children ad. It was that other ad, with the bolt cutters and achilles tendon that irritated.)

Posted by: ajax19 at May 13, 2008 1:22 PM

I realize I am wandering off topic here but even as a child I couldn't deal with the saccharine sweet characters on Little House (I'm the one who cheered for Nellie). However, my main beef with the show is why couldn't they shoot it on an actual prairie and not some hilly southern California foothills dude ranch/spa? I've driven through the plains states and it sure didn't look like that!

Posted by: Brigette at May 13, 2008 1:40 PM

Whoa MC Peepants, don't go jumping to any crazy conclusions here. There was nothing good about Little House on the Prairie. NOTHING. It was, however, infinitely fucked up and vastly amusing. I've said this before, but people never believe me - in every single episode, someone will either go blind, die in a fire, fall down a well, or get adopted. Unless it's a Special Episode, in which case Carrie might have an acid trip with her Godsister, someone might shoot a horse, at least one major character will probably contract a plague and/or fever, or God might show up in the form of Ernest Borgnine. That show was a bottomless well of ridiculousness. Why else do you think I watch it?

Posted by: Sarina at May 13, 2008 1:45 PM

Jay,
I concur. I felt all warm inside when I saw the Cave reference. Finally :)

Posted by: osmate77 at May 13, 2008 1:49 PM

To further hijack this thread, as someone who has recently watched seasons 1-5 of Little House on the Prairie, I can tell you that the show is not all sugary sweet full of happiness. There are some pretty darned tragic things that happen on a regular basis, and I'm not just talking about Mary going blind. Pretty soon we're going to get to the episode where Mary's baby tragically dies in a fire at the school for the blind, along with another major character, and frankly I don't think I can watch it. Current TV shows wouldn't touch LHotP subject matter with a hundred foot pole.

Posted by: katy at May 13, 2008 1:52 PM

I admit I didn't watch the show very closely but I did see part of an episode while I was at the laundromat one day that featured a rampaging plague rat.

Posted by: Brigette at May 13, 2008 1:59 PM

French torture porn? Good god. Who watches this stuff? (other than the poor critics, of course).

Posted by: sosumi at May 13, 2008 2:03 PM

The page ads already turned me off this movie completely. I wouldn't have gone to see it even if they'd added Jonathan Rhys Meyers and a full frontal nude scene.

Ninjas attack, lose 8 days.

Posted by: Kris at May 13, 2008 2:06 PM

I guess I must have missed all the tragedy when I was too busy getting lost in Michael Landon's eyes and imagining myself running my fingers through his dreamboat 80's feathered haircut.

Katy, I think the subject matter of shows now is equally tragic, only it's dressed up in ridiculous scenarios and bad acting on CSI, etc so it seems more cartoonish than horrible.

On a related note, when I Googled Michael Landon to get a better look at his flowing locks, I found out his real name was Eugene Maurice Orowitz. Who knew?

Posted by: MC Peepants at May 13, 2008 2:15 PM

The group hotfoots it to the Luxembourg border, holing up in a rural inn run by Neo-Nazi superfreaks. A debauched paterfamilias rules a coven of nymphomaniacs, inbred brutes, cannibals and mutant CHUDs. Also, they're Nazis.
Aaaaaannnnnddd then I stopped reading. Cripes.

Posted by: Dangle McGee at May 13, 2008 2:18 PM

I just don't get the appeal for torture porn. Scary stuff it is

Posted by: Lilac at May 13, 2008 2:27 PM

The first few times I had to endure the ads for this poo movie, I thought the bolt cutter was being put to the back of someone's neck. Not like the Achilles heel isn't much better but still...

Anyway, I'm so glad to be back on my home computer protected by Mr. Pink's wizardry and ad blocking software. No longer subject to the dirty prairie girl or the bolt cutters.

Little House completely mislead my young self about the Midwestern terrain. So I was pretty amazed the first time I went west of the Mississippi and saw just how flat everything was. Plus, there was never a massive snowstorm on Little House; that was mighty confusing.

Posted by: Alabamapink at May 13, 2008 2:30 PM

Jay,
I concur. I felt all warm inside when I saw the Cave reference. Finally :)

Me too! Now I will have the song stuck in my head all afternoon, which is a good thing.

Posted by: Imprimis at May 13, 2008 2:42 PM

Okay, guys? Techie alert here.

Every time I try to click a link or hit the "Back" button, Pajiba crashes my browser.

It isn't happening for any other site--just Pajiba.

I am using Safari. Could someone please investigate? I will get really ugly if I am deprived of my Pajiba...

Posted by: Jerce at May 13, 2008 2:44 PM

Jerce -- I am using Safari right this second, and aside from the fact that the dates on the home page are bigger than the rest of the font (wtf?), everything seems to be running smoothly. -- DR

Posted by: Dustin at May 13, 2008 2:52 PM

Why the hell would you review this piece of crap?! Did anybody actually think it might be good? Seriously, people...

(...I asked for it? Really? Was I drunk?...)

Well shit, Phillip I guess to be fair, you can print out my list of offers, pin 'em to a dartboard and see what you hit. Remember, no watersports!

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at May 13, 2008 2:59 PM

I would say to a small extent I enjoyed High Tension and even a movie like Wolf Creek... but I'm gonna go ahead and guess I can lump this movie with my one-and-dones like the Saw and Hostel franchises.

I've had this in my Netflix queue for over 3 months, I'll eventually let it slip to the top of the list...

Posted by: Colin at May 13, 2008 3:10 PM

Not so Ms. Pink. I distinctly remember an episode where Pa has to trudge out of the attic window in snow shoes because the snow is so deep. It must not have been in the first five seasons though because I don't remember seeing it recently.

Yes, I know way too much about LHotP, but I can honestly blame the Mr. for this.

And glad to hear you're back in the comforts of your own ad-free home! You keep getting well, you.

Posted by: katy at May 13, 2008 3:14 PM

It sounds like someone was watching "An American Werewolf In London" and decided to make a movie based on the dream sequence David has where his house is overrun and his family slaughtered by monsters who just happen to be nazis...

Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Some Guy at May 13, 2008 3:20 PM

Anyone know why the 's' is parenthetical? Were they not sure whether there was only one frontier? It's questions like this that keep me awake at night. Hopefully, this will be the final frontier(s).

Posted by: sosumi at May 13, 2008 3:24 PM

French torture porn + Little House On the Prairie = Why I love Pajiba and its commenters.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2008 3:25 PM

Dear Dustin: Thank you for paying attention and replying, anyway.

I think the problem has resolved itself...but it was weird for a while there.

Posted by: Jerce at May 13, 2008 3:32 PM

Well, no, it HASN'T resolved itself--it just did it again!

Off to find some pliers and a hammer...BRB.

Posted by: Jerce at May 13, 2008 3:34 PM

Loving the Nick Cave love. Especially after seeing him in The Assasination of Jesse James this weekend. He scored that movie as well.

Posted by: Brian at May 13, 2008 4:02 PM

I've actually been avoiding pajiba for a while , just because of the horrible ads for this movie.
I really don't need to see a bolt cutter about to slice through a tendon out of the corner of my eye while I'm trying to read the usually hilarious reviews on this site.
Please, god, take down those awful eyesores.

Posted by: Hunter at May 13, 2008 4:06 PM

I've actually been hearing good things about this movie on various horror movie sites (not a good source, really, I know), but I never actually thought it would amount to anything.

I'm impressed that there's so much Nick Cave love here. Have you guys heard Dig Lazarus Dig!!! yet? 'Cause it's awesome. Like, Let Love In awesome. Or Tender Prey awesome.

Posted by: fringecamp at May 13, 2008 4:44 PM

"but what really brings my piss to a boil"

I love it, I'm going to use it in a sentence three times today and make it my own!

I appreciate your warning re the viewing of "Frontiers" but I was never in any actual danger of seeing this or any other of the horror genre. But I still enjoyed the review.

Posted by: Neocleo at May 13, 2008 4:54 PM

HIGH TENSION was pants, but INSIDE kicked bucketloads of bloody ass and you god damn well KNOW IT!!!

Posted by: Case at May 13, 2008 5:10 PM

Phillip, having lived in France I feel I can explain this one a bit. You see, the French are NEVER WRONG in anything that they do. It can't be their rampant systemic racism that caused the 2005 riots, nor can there be lingering anti-semitism in their country, that would mean they lost the war, at least for a little while. Still being French, they have to say something about what's happened, they did perfect democracy after all, so they come out with a stupid film that mentions important issues in passing, rather than examines them in detail, because that would mean they would have to admit at least a bit of guilt.

Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at May 13, 2008 6:09 PM

I never got into LHotP as a TV show. It was so different from the books, which I loved. Mostly, Landon and Co. took the characters' names and some events from the books, and just created an entirely different show. I might have enjoyed the show if I had never read the books, but I doubt it. The show really sucked.

And yeah, I was never going to see this film either.

Posted by: rlr260 at May 13, 2008 6:33 PM

Fringecamp! I haven't heard it yet! I was going to buy Dig, Lazarus, Dig for a friend, but he likes Cave's ballads rather than his rocking stuff, and reviews said it was much more rocking. Have you by any chance heard any Grinderman stuff?
Sorry to add nothing pertinent to the movie review. I will say though that I am slightly disturbed by my seeming lack of peripheral vision. The Achilles slicing seemed to slip right past me. I will just pretend I am focussed. Yes, that must be it...

Posted by: osmatae77 at May 13, 2008 8:57 PM

I clearly didn't miss anything by sticking to the LHOTP books instead of watching the show, I remember them fondly if vaguely.

Also, I hope this review means that the ad will be gone soon. Hate that ad. Although I also didn't realize it was an achilles tendon until somebody pointed it out.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at May 13, 2008 10:10 PM

Er...I thought for the longest time the ad was a huge penis being cut...that's where my mind is at. I try to see a tendon, but it persists in looking like a penis.

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Posted by: Thomas at May 14, 2008 9:54 AM

Jesus, Spambot, she's got blood all over her! "Beautiful"? Dude, you are twisted!

Posted by: Todd at May 14, 2008 12:00 PM

I couldn't really care less about the torture porn, which I've never been a fan of anyway, but the paranthetical 's' is pissing me the fuck off.

Posted by: Cuno at May 14, 2008 12:15 PM

Yay! I'm so glad you reviewed this movie! How long do I have to wait for your review of the "giant sliced bloody-horse-penis that probably makes it into my Ball Park Franks" movie? That one's going to blow Iron Man out of the water.

Posted by: racheee at May 14, 2008 12:59 PM

You know ever since High Tension was released, I've been waiting for someone, ANYONE, to point out the similarities between it and Dean Koontz's Intensity.
Aja lifted whole scenes out of the miniseries, for God's sake! When I heard about HT, I thought it sounded familiar to Intensity. The only thing truly different was the ending. I roll my eyes when people try to give credit to Aja for being so original
Sorry, I had to get that off my chest.

Posted by: Shazza at May 14, 2008 10:51 PM

well...SHIT.

"frontier(s)" had been heralded by many (relatively) well-respected horror websites as what seemed like the second coming of horror. oh, the gore!! oh, the social commentary!! oh, the brutality!! oh, the complete u-turn away from everything that is wrong about american horror movies!!!

i had high hopes for this flick, being a horror fan and all, but upon viewing the movie with Phillip (whom i had erroneously pumped up for months with the anticipated "awesomeness" of this flick), it sadly fell monstrously short of expectations. gore, it had. anything else, not so much. well, it had a derivative plot and scenes and plotlines lifted from every "classic" american horror flick. it essentially felt like a well-produced french amalgam of american horror films, which essentially brings NOTHING to the table. other than subtitles.

bottom line...catch it if you like horror movies, but keep your expectations LOOWWWWWWWW. and most importantly, watch it only if you don't have to pay for it.

go watch "inside" instead. wow, that one was fucked up (and actually good).

Posted by: idiot dentist at May 16, 2008 12:46 AM