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Freaks / Stacey Nosek

Film Reviews | August 29, 2007 | Comments (28)


These days, those with physical abnormalities are exploited by the likes of Montel and Maury to be goaded into revealing the more humiliating aspects of their lives — including but not limited to revealing cruel names they are routinely called. However, in decades past — and for much of the early 20th century — it was commonplace for those unfortunate enough to be born anomalies of nature to settle into the traveling-circus lifestyle. Tod Browing’s 1932 cult classic horror flick cum Greek tragedy is notorious for its cast of authentic physically deformed “sideshow freaks,” fueling both the cult appeal and controversy historically attached to the film. In fact, when Freaks premiered, it was downright scandalous — not only for the candid look into transient culture, but for the dark subject matter that accompanied it. As a result, the film was heavily edited (clocking in at a mere 62 minutes) and was still initially banned in several countries. Given the context of the loyal and generally good natured “freaks,” as opposed to some of their “normal” counterparts, Freaks seems decidedly less demeaning than say, The Wizard of Oz.

The film opens with a scene at a carnival — a barker leads a group of patrons over to a pen containing a monstrosity to which the audience is not yet privy. A woman screams in horror as the barker begins to tell the story of how this aberration was once a beautiful trapeze artist. Cue flashback: We meet the woman known as Cleopatra (Olga Baclanova) being watched over by a dwarf couple, Hans and Frieda (portrayed by siblings Harry and Daisy Earles.) Hans is clearly enamored with this woman, much to the chagrin of his companion. I, on the other hand, am completely enamored with Hans and Frieda, who are completely adorable. Although Hans reassures his tiny, sweet fiancée that she’s the only one for him, it soon becomes evident that his intentions towards Cleopatra are clearly ignoble, lavishing upon the trapeze artist expensive gifts and attention. Moral here ladies? Men are scum — even ones weighing less than 60 pounds. (I kid, I kid!) Of course, Cleopatra is no better as the temptress in this situation — a vile, nasty woman, openly seducing Hans just for kicks while laughing behind his back.

Meanwhile, another circus couple, performer Venus (Leila Hyams) and strongman Hercules (Henry Victor), have a falling out. Hercules, being the misogynistic manskank he is, takes the most natural course of action: He runs to the arms of Cleopatra, the tramp of the circus. Cleopatra continues to wreak havoc with Hans and Frieda’s relationship while secretly continuing her affair with Herc until a jilted Frieda makes the mistake of revealing Hans’ massive inheritance, at which point the game turns from toying with the hapless dwarf to nefariously plotting his murder. From there we fast forward to the wedding feast of Hans and Cleopatra, where the remorseless duo attempt to poison poor Hans while drunkenly mocking him to the attendance of freaks and the dejected Frieda. Despite the whole “mocking their friend” thing, the freaks commence Cleo’s initiation by passing around a chalice and reciting the ubiquitous chant:

We accept her, one of us — gooble, gobble — we accept her, one of us — gooble, gobble…

Not surprisingly, the repugnant Cleo is less than thrilled to be declared a “freak by default,” and her vanity trumps her greed as she proceeds makes a huge assy spectacle of herself, thus violating the first mistake of murder, which I believe goes something like, “Don’t make a huge assy spectacle of yourself while attempting to commit murder.”

After Hans comes down with a case of the “been poisoned,” Venus confronts Hercules and threatens to go to the cops. Elsewhere, with the help of the other freaks, Hans sets Cleo up and while caravanning in the middle of a thunderstorm, at which point all hell breaks loose. Hercules breaks into Venus’ wagon and tries to shut her up the dead way, but is valiantly rescued by her new beau, Phroso (Wallace Ford), who is surprisingly hunky for a clown. Hans totally plays Cleo and corners her into fessing up, and she runs screaming from his wagon chased by the freaks — just as the two men come spilling out of the other wagon. The eeriest and most memorable scene of the film involves the injured Hercules lying in the mud as the freaks ominously crawl towards him — the human torso armed only with a knife in his mouth. Cleo, on the other hand, is pursued by the others, but the flashback suddenly cuts off with her screaming as a bolt of lightning hits a tree she cowers behind. Back in the present, we meet the squawking, grotesquely mutilated Cleopatra, who now goes by the moniker, “The Human Duck.” Think Mark McKinney’s “Chicken Lady” character sans legs, who — incidentally — was directly inspired by this film.

Occasionally the overlying plot of Freaks takes a backseat to fascinating vignettes detailing the day-to-day lives of the other sideshow performers, including the love lives of the conjoined twins Daisy and Violet; the Bearded Lady giving birth to the Skeleton Man’s child; Madame Tetrallini taking care of the pinhead children; and, of course, The Living Torso, The Armless Wonder and a half man/half woman hermaphrodite. Despite the aforementioned controversy surrounding Freaks, these vignettes seem to reinforce the humanity of the sideshow performers, although given the time of its release, it may very well have been the reason for the controversy in the first place. Additionally, the overall theme of the villainous normal people in contrast to the predominately honorable so-called “degenerates” is not lost in viewing the film, nor is it a coincidence, given that Browning himself spent a good portion of his adolescence touring with the circus.

Allegedly, the film’s original ending showed in graphic detail Cleopatra being crushed by the tree and swarmed by the freaks who then cut out her tongue. Hercules, on the other hand, was to suffer the fate of, uh, castration — forced to spend his days as a eunuch, singing soprano in the opera. So you can imagine why this was deemed a little to “risqué” for the early ’30s, considering it might not fly with audiences of today. Torture porn, indeed. Regardless, it’s been more than 70 years now since the release of Freaks, and not only is it still watchable and entertaining, it’s got roots firmly planted all over the annals of pop culture. Browning’s film has gone on to inspire everything from the music of “The Ramones” to HBO’s recent series “Carnivàle.”

Stacey Nosek is a television columnist for Pajiba, and proudly hails from the hometown of famed conjoined twins Lori and Dori. You can also visit her blog, Litelysalted.


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Comments

Love love love LOVE this movie... but... Stace - a little to spoilerific for those who haven't seen it, don't you think?

That aside, clever and fun review. And now I must go see if it's available on DVD. Thanks for putting that bug in my ear.

Posted by: TK at August 29, 2007 9:23 AM

So this is like midget porn.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 29, 2007 9:28 AM

"Hercules breaks into Venus' wagon and tries to shut her up the dead way, but is valiantly rescued by her new beau, Phroso (Wallace Ford), who is surprisingly hunky for a clown"

Who exactly was saved by the clown?

Posted by: CA at August 29, 2007 9:44 AM

Hercules breaks into Venus' wagon and tries to shut her up the dead way,

I'm taking that with me, wherever I go.

Also, people, please. The movie is 75 years old. There is no such thing as spoilers.

Posted by: twig at August 29, 2007 9:53 AM

Shut it, twig. You and your stupid logic.

Harrumph.

Oh, and LS - I just read the bio line at the end... I wouldn't drink the water, were I you.

Posted by: TK at August 29, 2007 10:28 AM

The third to comment on that sentence, but I can't let it go, cause it made me laugh out loud: "Hercules breaks into Venus' wagon and tries to shut her up the dead way, but is valiantly rescued by her new beau, Phroso (Wallace Ford), who is surprisingly hunky for a clown".
That is the best sentence ever, in the whole history of words. And of course it's Venus who is rescued. Why would the clown rescue the giant?

I remember watching that movie when I was... way to young to be watching that movie. It scared the living hell out of me. The scene when they're crawling towards Hercules is absolutely unforgettable for its sheer frightening absurdity.

Posted by: clara at August 29, 2007 10:28 AM

I also love this movie. For one that was hacked up and censored a lot, it holds together very well. I confess that part of the attraction to this movie is to watch the freaks live their behind the scenes lives. It's facinating to watch The Human Torso light and smoke a cigarette. It's amusing to watch Daisy and Violet (the conjoined twins) introduce their husband and fiance', and you're just left to wonder about the sleeping arrangements. In real life, I believe the twins were forbidden to marry anyone because a judge decided that it would be amoral. Today, they would have been separated by the age of one. Forget the spoilers. Even if you've read the review, you still have NOT seen the movie. It's worth seeing.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 29, 2007 10:30 AM

TCM showed this last year on Halloween morning, at 6AM. Awesome.

I wonder if someone will try a remake on this one...

Posted by: MRod at August 29, 2007 10:31 AM

Oh, god, if someone tries to remake this, then we should all band together and burn Hollywood to the ground. It would be graphic, heavy on CG and completely worthless. It is still amazing to me, 75 years later, that this movie ever got made at all. Thank you, Tod Browning. This movie is beyond classic.

Oh, and "Don't make a huge assy spectacle of yourself while attempting to commit murder" is my new favorite line!

Posted by: dammitjanet at August 29, 2007 10:40 AM

I, for one, was a huge fan of this movie before I ever even saw it. When I was a kid, I loved horror movies and lived in England. British television makes American programing its' bitch on an almost daily basis, and so my childhood was blissfully spent exposed to the commercial-free, nudity filled, profanity-laden world of great flicks, and great boobs. Ahh, those were the days..

However, there was one problem. Two movies desperately wanted to see were banned in the UK: 'A Clockwork Orange', and 'Freaks'. Now, you'd think seeing 'The Haunting' in a claustrophobic small dark unheated room in a big empty house in the middle of the English countryside while owls hooted right outside your fucking window as the doors were bulging inwards from the supernatural presence in glorious black and white would be enough, wouldn't you? Not for me, man. I lived on the edge.

And so, many years later in the md '80's the British Government in it's infinite wisdom, repealed 'Freaks' censorship. I was so happy, but my father, in his infinite ignorance, forbade me to watch it. And I was fifteen! Grumble mumble moan groan fucking gripe..

Luckily, a friend of mine had taped it and two days later I had the wits creeped out of me by this beautiful piece of eerieness. I dig this flick with a vengeance, I have it on my iPod even.

For those of you who have not seen it, let me give you an idea of how powerfully ghastly the whole thing can be: I used to work at a video store in the early '90's and would play this flick while I was working. No other single film ever received as many complaints from uptight soccer moms as this one, and when I would pull out the cover and point to the 'G' rating, they wouldn't believe their eyes. Go see it. Now. That's an order...

Posted by: The Upsetter at August 29, 2007 10:44 AM

The ORIGINAL Hilton sisters. The extra bits on the DVD are well worth watching.

Thanks for a great review, by the way!

Posted by: Mary at August 29, 2007 11:15 AM

One can't hope for a director's cut-DVD, can one? Imagine the types of things you would find if all these old movies could be restored/supplemented with original footage...They should have Steven Spielberg and George Lucas do some CGI editing.

Posted by: Geetch at August 29, 2007 11:58 AM

Love the film. Love the fact that the film is now reviewed on this site. Hate how the review gives away WAY too much about the film.

Posted by: Robert at August 29, 2007 12:00 PM

"Don't make a huge assy spectacle of yourself while attempting to commit murder. Ha! Awesome review, Stace!

Posted by: Constance at August 29, 2007 12:19 PM

This movie creeps me the fuck out, and I've only seen the clips in the movie 'The Dreamers.'

It's still really cool, but I absolutely cannot make myself watch it.

Incidentally: Daisy and Violet have a musical written about them, called Side Show. Very sad. Just wanted to throw that out there to make it seem like I have any idea what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Ella at August 29, 2007 1:34 PM

Thanks for a great review. This film rarely gets its due, especially when it comes to classic horror films. I think it far outshines the monster films from the era.

Wonder how this movie, were it made in exactly the same way (no CGI or special effects makeup), would be received today?

Todd Solondz and Harmony Korine, who seem to specialize in the modern "freak show" movie, owe a debt to Tod Browning.

Posted by: Alabamapink at August 29, 2007 2:21 PM

living torso crawling in the mud with a knife in his mouth still scares the hell out of me. I love this movie so much, it's my number one choice when I need to get a present for a friend. and yeah, they do love me even more because of that.

Posted by: rio at August 29, 2007 3:14 PM

GABBA GABBA HEY!!

Because somebody had to say it.

Posted by: Ramones Fan at August 29, 2007 4:24 PM

I loved this film years before I saw the whole of it (some clips appeared in a special on horror films and I was fascinated!). It's well worth watching, especially in today's world of altered beauties.

Anyone who doesn't pick up the "twist" (of Cleopatra being the monster) within the first 5 minutes would probably also be baffled by M. Night Shyamalan's films ("What a Twist!").

Posted by: looneymoth at August 29, 2007 11:58 PM

Went right out and rented this movie last night, and stayed up way too late watching the extras. It was fascinating. It was all I could do to not let my mouth hang open gawking at the freaks on the screen. It made me feel pretty juvenile, but the commentors in the extras said it was ok.

My husband has a big thing for old horror films, and every Halloween season we pull out the DVD's and watch the lot of them. I was thinking that this movie should be right in line with those, and was interested to hear that it was made in a competitive response to all of the horror films that were coming out at the time. This one definitely blows them all out of the water.

Posted by: katy at August 30, 2007 11:56 AM

Oh, and the man with no lower half of his body was like a walking illusion. Wow.

Posted by: katy at August 30, 2007 11:59 AM

just to point out that Dori (from Lori & Dori) changed her name to 'Reba', but now wants to be refered to as 'George'.

just found that google video has the full version of this fine film. I havn't seen it through yet (on the site) has anyone else?? Don't wanna waste my time with a crappy, cut up version ya know....

Posted by: neka at August 31, 2007 12:30 AM

Pre-code films are my favorite and this was one of the first ones I ever saw. Lost movies from that era pop up from time to time - about two years ago the controversial original cut of "Baby Face" was unearthed and made it to TCM's Forbidden Hollywood DVD set. Who knows? Browning's original cut might turn up someday.

Posted by: anna at August 31, 2007 7:18 PM

Pre-code films are my favorite and this was one of the first ones I ever saw. Lost movies from that era pop up from time to time - about two years ago the controversial original cut of "Baby Face" was unearthed and made it to TCM's Forbidden Hollywood DVD set. Who knows? Browning's original cut might turn up someday.

Posted by: anna at August 31, 2007 7:18 PM

This film is amazing. im actually doing a review for this film in my film studies class in a few hours so hopefully yr comments will proove to be useful


:D

Posted by: kramer at December 11, 2007 6:15 AM

the movie is one of the best horror classics! it would be cool if they did a remake! or at least release the original cut! I LOVE FREAKS!!!!!

Posted by: sakura-shiori at January 7, 2008 4:26 PM

the movie is one of the best horror classics! it would be cool if they did a remake! or at least release the original cut! I LOVE FREAKS!!!!!

Posted by: sakura-shiori at January 7, 2008 4:26 PM

so, the first time i saw this movie i was about 10 years old and i was staying over at my older sister's house. she was always into off beat movies and music and wanted to expose me to it early on so that i could grow to appreciate things that were less than mainstream. well, after watching this movie i had nightmares for almost two weeks and petrified of anything related to the circus! i finally got the nerve up to watch this movie again when i was 20 and i have to say it is genius! especially for the time it was made! it is such an important piece of cinamatic history and it never recieves the cred it deserves. there will for sure never be another movie quite like it!

Posted by: sarah at January 27, 2008 2:19 PM