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Evan Almighty / Daniel Carlson

Film Reviews | June 22, 2007 | Comments (32)


I had no idea that a Steve Carell movie could actually be less subtle than one starring Jim Carrey, but that’s pretty much the case with Tom Shadyac’s Evan Almighty, the sequelish spinoff of 2003’s Bruce Almighty that once again finds God intervening in the life of an ordinary man to get him to open up his eyes and change the world for the better. The original film was in many ways just another opportunity for Carrey to shamelessly mug for the camera, feeding off the ever-diminishing love he needs to get from an audience, but it was also a legitimately nuanced look at modern faith, hope, and love, and if it ended with a literal deus ex machina and everyone standing around getting the warm fuzzies, then at least it came by it honestly. Carrey’s Bruce was a proud and skeptical man, and to see him abuse the limited powers he’d been granted by God only to have it all backfire was a smart way for Shadyac, an avowed Catholic, to spin a parable about man’s inability to serve as a substitute for God. But Evan Almighty eschews even that minimal level of character development in favor of a broader, simpler approach: Evan (Carell) barely rebels against God, and certainly doesn’t fight him the way he says he does. Similarly, the relationship between Bruce and his girlfriend, Grace (Jennifer Aniston), has been replaced by a fiercely dull marriage between Evan and Joan (Lauren Graham), perhaps the blandest wife in any Christian movie ever. The sharp edges of the first film have been sanded off to turn what could have been an enterprising inquiry of faith and doubt into a goofy, pointless movie that will likely bore the children at whom the occasional poop jokes are so desperately aimed. It’s sweet, and light, but because it lacks a willingness to actually bump against the darker colors, its palette remains muted. How can you appreciate the sunshine if you’ve never seen the night?

In the first film, Evan worked with Bruce as a news anchor in Buffalo, so Evan Almighty opens with Evan and co-anchor Susan Ortega (an uncredited Catherine Bell) playing a montage detailing Evan’s campaign for office and eventual election to the House of Representatives. Shadyac is big on montages; Evan Almighty has at least four that I can remember, which is probably why the entire film strains to hit the 90-minute mark. After winning the office, Evan relocates his wife and three sons to a tony new subdivision in a Virginia valley that’s been hollowed out for rows of McMansions and Hummers, both of which Evan gleefully possesses. Climbing into bed that first night, Joan begins to live up to her name by telling Evan what his indistinguishable sons are praying for, which prompts her to ask Evan what’s on his list of things to discuss with God. Genuine prayer is almost impossible to capture on film because it’s the public performance of what is at heart a private act, and Joan’s questions come across less like a discussion between husband and wife and more like the start of a spiel from a missionary proselytizing on a street corner. Sure, the subject is handled with respect, and Evan’s prayer that God would “please help (him) change the world” is done with humor and tenderness. But the film gets there far too quickly, as if Shadyac and screenwriter Steve Oedekerk are worried that showing a character move from indifference through doubt to faith is too risky for a story that needs to hit the nail right on the head.

Evan soon starts getting strange deliveries — a box of tools, pallets of wood — which is about when God (Morgan Freeman) shows up, asking that Evan use the tools and lumber to construct an ark in preparation for the coming flood. Evan brushes off the crazy guy in the cream-colored sweaters and returns to work on the Hill, where he’s busy settling into his new role as a congressman and being courted by the senior Congressman Long (John Goodman), who’s looking for Evan’s support on a bill that would gut national parks and sell them off to private investors, which is made pretty clear right off the bat but which predictably slides right past Evan. He’s understandably distracted: Birds and other animals have begun following him everywhere in pairs, pooping on his car and generally freaking him out. His hair and beard also start growing beyond his control, making him look like a prophet crossed with the Unabomber. That’s actually another sign of the film’s deference to the family audiences it’s seeking out: lame beard jokes. It’s more than a little odd that two major comedies this summer — Knocked Up and Evan Almighty — prominently feature a character whose out-of-control facial hair prompts a series of riffs and references in the dialogue to other hirsute figures in pop culture history. But while Knocked Up went for the jugular, the beard gags in Evan Almighty play it much, much safer; in other words, no one is actually going to suggest for a second that Evan looks like the Unabomber, because for every dozen people who would laugh, there’d be one confused little kid who would then have to have their parents explain the grooming habits of domestic terrorism in order for the punchline to work, making it a pretty depressing way-homer. Ditto, any nods to John Walker Lindh. The fully bearded Evan is referred to once by his eldest son as “John Lennon,” which kinda works but isn’t nearly the most iconic image of Lennon. Congressman Long also calls him “the fifth Beatle,” and Evan’s secretary, Rita (Wanda Sykes), says alternately that he looks like a Beegee and like he “fell down a mine shaft.” They’re all decent laughs, but considering that this weird little patch of comedy has already been beautifully plowed by Knocked Up, it only adds to the weakness of Evan Almighty that the only jokes here are ones about being attacked by werewolves.

And, well, that’s pretty much where what little conflict existed in the story comes to a quiet end. Evan goes about building his ark, but Joan, at first so faithful and open to the possibility of interacting with God, becomes frightened by Evan’s massive construction project and takes the kids to her mother’s for a night simply because the screenplay lazily has her do so. Evan, never really at odds with his creator to begin with, becomes downright beatific as the story progresses until he’s issuing low-key, vaguely Zen statements like “God chose all of us.” It’s not at all harmless, but it’s also not very meaningful. Carell is perfectly affable in the role, and his nervous, empty-eyed bumblings are a more relatable brand of everyman than the star performer Carrey always makes himself out to be. John Michael Higgins is reliable as ever as Marty, Evan’s chief of staff, and Jonah Hill steals every one of his too few scenes as a gushing aide in Evan’s office. He delivers more and bigger laughs than anyone else.

In the first film, Bruce taunted God by saying he could do a better job, after which God granted him certain powers, which in turn led Bruce to the discovery that dealing with the concerns and prayers of millions of people while also granting them free will to destroy each other is a task beyond mortal comprehension. And it was that discovery of his own humility that led Bruce back to the arms of his girlfriend and to a better understanding of his perception of God. But Evan has no such external motivator: He begins the movie calmly faithful, and ends it the same way. “I fought you every step of the way,” Evan says to God at one point, but that’s not quite true; rather, Evan had a few misgivings but then marched bravely ahead. There are some nice moments here, and some real glimpses at what could have been a truly moving little comedy about one man’s epic and unpredictable relationship with the Almighty. But the film is an inevitable failure in its attempts to bring nuance to the life of its hero; and unfortunately, there was never any doubt about that.

Daniel Carlson is the managing editor of Pajiba and a low-level employee at a Hollywood industry magazine. You can visit his blog, Slowly Going Bald.


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Comments

I've read in several places that this film is supposed to "make people think" about global warming (presumably the right-leaning christians who don't believe in it in principle because of Al Gore), hence the Hummers and McMansions. Imagine the irony then of the advertising for it in my neighborhood last weekend: four airplanes flying up and down Lake Michigan beachfront all day with banner ads!

Posted by: PaddyDog at June 22, 2007 8:11 PM

I'll probably still go see it - but great review. However there were quite a few refrences to knocked up - is every new comedy going to have to meet those high standards?

Posted by: ellen at June 22, 2007 8:26 PM

Similarly, the relationship between Bruce and his girlfriend, Grace (Jennifer Aniston), has been replaced by a fiercely dull marriage between Evan and Joan (Lauren Graham), perhaps the blandest wife in any Christian movie ever.

Damn, Lauren, what's up with picking the crappy movie roles? Is Lorelai the only character to which you provide nuances? Or is the rumor true that you were so much like the character than it was less nuanced acting but more playing yourself, and therefore you can't really portray any other character well? Or perhaps it's because this movie looked like a snoozer from get-go and the producers were hoping to cash in on Steve Carell's TV success (as well as 40YOV), despite the uselessness of such a movie? So many questions.

Posted by: Daphne at June 22, 2007 8:32 PM

I've read in several places that this film is supposed to "make people think" about global warming (presumably the right-leaning christians who don't believe in it in principle because of Al Gore), hence the Hummers and McMansions.

Huh? We Christians don't believe in global warming!? And it's because of Al Gore ?!?! I didn't see that in my newsletter, "Right-Leaning Christian Monthly".

The part about the Hummers & McMansions is accurate. Don't hate... congratulate!

Posted by: ciji at June 22, 2007 9:24 PM

Daphne, I second your entire comment.

Posted by: Mimi at June 22, 2007 10:19 PM

I hope this movie would make some people (like my VERY Christian conservative parents) take global warming seriously. I think that there is a certain generational gap that occurs with most Christians when it comes to the environment in general.
My dad thinks it's all a "left wing conspiracy" (can you tell who worships Limbaugh?)! He won't even consider that God may be shaking his head at what mankind has done to the earth.

Posted by: bebemiqui at June 22, 2007 10:47 PM

Huh? We Christians don't believe in global warming!? And it's because of Al Gore ?!?! I didn't see that in my newsletter, "Right-Leaning Christian Monthly".

You must have missed an issue.

Posted by: Meander at June 22, 2007 10:48 PM

Hmmm. Sounds dull. But was there a toss-in joke about his wife being called "Joan of Ark"? It sounds impossible for this kind of movie to miss such an obvious "joke".

Posted by: Rob at June 23, 2007 12:35 AM

Damn, Lauren, what's up with picking the crappy movie roles?

C'mon now, The Pacifier and Lucky 13? Those were prime vehicles.

Seriously, though, I have a huge girlcrush on Lauren, and so I am more than a little biased. However, I think she was great in Bad Santa (which, I don't know if you could find a character who was less Lorelai Gilmore than that woman) and I would love to see her in some more non-Gilmore Girls roles with some meat to them. If there's anybody who could approximate the awesomeness of Rosalind Russell in His Girl Friday, it's Lauren.

Her character was the only watchable part of Because I Said So, and I'm a little sad that this movie is yet another example of her not shining as I think she has in several of her previous roles.

Posted by: informationatrix at June 23, 2007 1:08 AM

Damn, Lauren, what's up with picking the crappy movie roles?

C'mon now, The Pacifier and Lucky 13? Those were prime vehicles for her talent.

Seriously, though, she was awesome in Bad Santa and I would love to see the woman in some non-Gilmore Girls roles with some meat to them. If there's anybody who could approximate the awesomeness of Rosalind Russell in His Girl Friday, it's Lauren. Her character was the only watchable part of Because I Said So, and I'm a little sad that this movie is yet another example of her not shining as I think she has in several of her previous roles.

Posted by: informationatrix at June 23, 2007 1:09 AM

"...but it was also a legitimately nuanced look at modern faith, hope, and love, and if it ended with a literal deus ex machina and everyone standing around getting the warm fuzzies, then at least it came by it honestly."
**What?**
I can't believe I read that here. Bruce Almighty was a whiny piece of shit movie not even worth talking about.

Posted by: Frank at June 23, 2007 1:49 AM

all you motherfucking christians (myself included) better get it straight and realize that we are dealing with film commentary. one man's interpretation of a film. and for the knocked up detractors, he was merely speaking about the similar beard humor, not to mention the fact that carrell is a legitimate comedian who is remarkably talented without having to get hit in the dick by a goat, and has also featured in Judd Apatow films alongside Jonah Hill. Im just glad blogs weren't created before films like The Greatest Story Ever Told and The Ten Commandments. because this classical hollywood fair and biblical genre is so damned intentional that to question one man's respect for good cinema based on his rather secular review is downright repulsive.

Posted by: brandt at June 23, 2007 8:11 AM

Thank you brandt, but next time you might want to make sure you say that it is a warning for future commenters, otherwise some may think you are snapping for no reason.

You wanna know what is confusing to me? No? Too bad, I am going to tell you anyway...

When did the "Almighty" films suddenly become 'Christian' movies? I haven't seen EA yet, but I remember Bruce Almighty, and it wasn't that parochial to me. The message and themes in the film were so universal, Morgan Freeman could have been playing Amaterasu the Sun Goddess and the movie wouldn't change. It was basically the typical Hollywood unitarian(sp?) approach to keep from offending to many people. It was about as 'Christian' as "Oh, God".

Anyone who gets their drawers in a bunch (on ANY side of the debate) over these two films needs some professional help.

Posted by: Vermillion at June 23, 2007 9:13 AM

First, I think that uncontrolled beard growth scenes are foreshadowing to a bland movie...thinking Santa Clause here.

As for the global warming...it is a cycle folks we just happen to be here to record it this time. The area I live in was covered in a glacier 13k years ago; no SUVs to melt the ice then. It slays me to think that people really believe that we can control our environment. We cannot control the sun and the core of our planet is a bit hot as well. Do you think in the 1930s during the Dust Bowl people were talking of global warming, nope they just said it was pretty fucking hot. Should we conserve sure, recycle yep, do what we can to live as clean as possible I try but what is to say we even know the optimal climate for the planet in the first place?
FYI, Mars has warmed at the same pace Earth has, what are the gas prices there?

So bottom line, it is just a movie and by all accounts a so/so one at that.

Posted by: richmac at June 23, 2007 10:05 AM

*yawn* That movie sounds as boring as I predicted it would. Why does Hollywood insist on wasting the talents of Steve Carrell on this tripe? He was so great in Little Miss Sunshine - he needs to choose more roles that give him a chance to flex his skills.

Huh? We Christians don't believe in global warming!? And it's because of Al Gore ?!?! I didn't see that in my newsletter, "Right-Leaning Christian Monthly". Ciji, I would loan you my copy but someone from the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy stole my copy. I emailed Rush Limbaugh to get an extra copy cause I figured he would have a few to spare, but that bastard is so slow sometimes.

Posted by: stardust savant at June 23, 2007 11:09 AM

I apologize for using the word "copy" so many times in my previous comment. Yikes. That's what happens when I comment before caffeine has hit my bloodstream.

Posted by: stardust savant at June 23, 2007 11:11 AM

It slays me to think that people really believe that we can control our environment.

It slays me to think that a few idiots out there truly believe that 6 billion people on one tiny planet CAN'T affect their environment.

That's right, AFFECT, not control. Just like, for example, the Easter Islanders affected theirs.

Posted by: Eva at June 23, 2007 12:59 PM

Ricmac, it slays me that you can believe that informed people will believe one lame website commenter over the overwhelming consensus of the worlds scientists.

There are plenty of liberal political websites out there for you to troll with your nonsense, there's no need to do it here.

Posted by: GeorgeM at June 23, 2007 1:22 PM

Eva, Easter Island is nothing but a lab experiment in comparison. I agree with affect the planet and I do my part on the green side but who is there to make sure the people of India and China do what they need to?

George I am sure there is a scientist or two left that is now worried about global warming that warned of global cooling 30 years ago. Science is like anything else they need funding and this is the current fad. Last year they (scientists) predicted a dire summer of nasty storms, was pretty bland. So I will spew my nonsense when only one side of the 'nonbiased' scientific research is offered.

Posted by: richmac at June 23, 2007 1:39 PM

This movie just smells of sweaty monkey testicles, you can even tell that Evan hes been revised, I HATE IT, when the pull that SHIT, it's not the same character it just isn't. Also, (Bad Santa aside) anytime I see Graham, it just feels as if they couldn't get who they reeeeally wanted and they went for a generic equivalent. She's just not "film" caliber.

Carell just shortened his movie lead career by a substantial amount of time.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at June 23, 2007 2:51 PM

ZERO desire to see this movie. I second the wondering why the hell Lauren Graham took this role. WTF?

I saw the trailer once and laughed AT it.

Posted by: Kathy at June 23, 2007 5:39 PM

Well, the husband enjoyed this movie, which is a sure sign that I'll think it's funny and stupid at the same time. Then again, since I couldn't force myself to sit through Bruce Almighty in its entirety because of extreme stupidity (thank you Jim Carrey), maybe a mellowed-out form of stupid will be my cup of tea.

Posted by: A Marine's Wife at June 23, 2007 7:01 PM

Sad. I love both Steve Carell and Lauren Graham, but that will never get me to see this movie.

Posted by: bonnie at June 23, 2007 11:14 PM

Yeah! Xtianity can kiss my ass.

Posted by: seth at June 24, 2007 3:42 AM

The most ridiculous part of your utterly ridiculous postings, richmac, is your allusion to the dust bowl, which, believe it or not, was human-caused. Read a book.

Posted by: Meredith at June 24, 2007 1:59 PM

Richmac, I agree with you on every point... except the Dust Bowl. It was man made. Meredith is correct.

But as for the overwhelming evidence of Global Warming, it is true. The evidence does support a general increase in temperatures, but as for it being Man-made, this is still unproven. Ask Specialists in different fields of study and you will get different answers because if a person really looks at all the evidence for the last 65 million years, (we do have core drillings for this amount of time,) we see that the Earth's atmosphere did contain a vastly greater amount of Greenhouse gases then current amounts. Plus, we do have evidence, not theory, of great temperature changes within short periods of time, (e.g. a Global +15F degree temp rise within a decade time span during the ending periods of all the glacial periods.)

But some basic science 101 for the non-science readers, Green house gases are a very small percent of the Earth's atmosphere, water vapor is the largest portion of the atmosphere and it is water vapor which traps heat. And one last comment about this, the current Global temp is what it was 1 million years ago. But still roughly -5 C (basically -10 F) less then what it was when the dinosaurs lived.

But this movie sounds like pure crap and I am a right-wing, evangelical-Christian conservative. Thanks for the great review Daniel. I think I will pass on this one.

Posted by: G40 at June 24, 2007 3:43 PM

I think the movie could never be as good as this review. Thanks Daniel. Too bad, I love Steve and Lauren.

Posted by: Gaby at June 24, 2007 4:28 PM

first off--it's just a movie...a movie that was appropriate and very sweet for my three year old daughter--earlier in the day she had watched dr. seuss' 'the lorax' and we were able to talk more deeply about the situation between the environment and those who destroy it for the sake of money. also, this is one of those movies that people say 'sucks' and then when you go to see it, it's really not that bad and actually made for an enjoyable afternoon.

Posted by: maxpurr9 at June 24, 2007 9:55 PM

"How can you appreciate the sunshine if you've never seen the night?"

Oooooooooooooooh.

Posted by: Manny at June 25, 2007 11:31 AM

When i first heard word about what this movie would be about (a modern day Noah's Ark) I thought, Holy shit. That's some dark material! Just imagine if it had been a "comedy" about the impending eradication of the human race. I would have paid to see that.

As for the overgrown log flume in the trailers? Not so much.

Posted by: Scott at June 25, 2007 6:46 PM

Bravo Daniel. You gave this movie a much more meaningful review than what it deserved.

Posted by: Candy at June 26, 2007 1:03 PM

There's a Christian GREENWASH going on here. Maybe it could be, and maybe sometimes it is, but today, due to a loophole in federal law, churches are eligible to develop land in sensitive or dangerous forests, and they are developing our wild places. Think about all the wooded retreats that churches own.... that's the loophole in action. God might be green, but Christianity isn't, and this movie is religious deception.

Posted by: jk at July 12, 2007 1:18 AM





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