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Death Race / Phillip Stephens

Film Reviews | August 22, 2008 | Comments (63)


It seems deliciously ironic that Paul W. S. Anderson would remake a Roger Corman camp classic. Anderson’s films have all had the trappings of B-grade fluff: space monster battles, ninja action, zombie slaying…all of these are topics (especially in the case of the video-game tie-ins) that should’ve been epic fun but were thunderously dull. It’s almost as if Anderson is reaching for the stars, even with such laughable material. The man doesn’t seem to possess the right frame of mind for his films, or have a sense of humor, so he lets his magic ninjas and mutant zombie dogs bounce across the screen with the stone face of seriousness. At least this time his material is supposed to be cheesy; Anderson launches Corman’s premise with a budget the latter could’ve only dreamt about, but without the flair for satire which sent Death Race 2000 into camp annals. What’s left is a grim, unpretentious action movie.

The inmate-as-gladiator trope has been popular for a while now. The concept is an interesting one, aiming a cynical eye at corporate exploitation and tacit audience endorsement — given the current fascination with “reality” TV and violence, is it much of a stretch to imagine that audiences would go apeshit watching people murder one another in Battle Royales, so long as (like inmates) they’re socially disenfranchised? Foucault would eat this shit up. But where Corman was satirizing the media, Anderson’s metaphors can only be drawn unintentionally. He gives us boobs, blood, armored muscle cars with machine guns, and tons of explosions not to mock our yearning for entertainment at any cost, but to simply, unpretentiously entertain. Who wouldn’t want to see such things in the first place? — asks Death Race, taking Corman’s premise right through the Fourth Wall and into our theater seats. The implications are a little disturbing, though in no way unusual these days.

So, the year is 2012 (Anderson only needs four years to establish a dystopia?!) and the American economy has collapsed, which for some reason correlates to prison institutions being exclusively run by corporations for profit. This has lead to the pay-per-view event known as Death Race, wherein inmates race around dangerous obstacle courses in armored vehicles while trying to blast one another with mounted miniguns. It’s funny that instead of being based on a video game, Death Race’s premise works as if to retroactively found one, with drivers as “characters” colorfully named Frankenstein, Machine Gun Joe, or Grim Reaper literally driving over “powerups” which activate the offensive and defensive weaponry on their cars. It’s like Mario Kart if the object was to blow off Luigi’s face or impale Bowser on a giant metal rail.

After being framed for the murder of his wife, Jason Statham (played by Jason Statham) is sent to Terminal Island and offered a position as the recently deceased death racer Frankenstein. Statham, we learn through gratuitous plot arcs, was framed and brought to participate in Death Race through the machinations of the hilariously evil warden/CEO (Joan Allen) as a ringer. Statham is promised freedom if he wins another race as Frankenstein, though he and the audience knows she’ll never let go of such a ratings-magnet. Statham has to avoid the usual deadly pitfalls in this dangerous game while also dodging the obsessive rivalry of Machine Gun Joe (Tyrese Gibson).

The plot is a pretty flimsy setup for the races themselves — loud, bloody affairs with no shortage of bullet-fire and grinding metal. Even better, each driver is accompanied by a “navigator” who performs helpful tasks like yelling “Go that way!” on the course and flipping switches — and did I mention that they’re all buxom ladies, bused in from the nearby supermodels’ penitentiary, their cleavage sprouting happily behind paper-thin tankinis? Yep.

But as stupid as all of this sounds, Death Race isn’t half bad at what it’s supposed to be: throwaway faux-grindhouse flair. Unlike in the past, Anderson isn’t reaching beyond his own one-dimensional male id, just setting up his moronic pins and then kicking them over with glee. But that’s also what makes the film a little unsettling — it’s absolutely, unapologetically depthless. As cheesy and opportunistic as Roger Corman certainly was, he at least had an eye for dramatic irony; Anderson either doesn’t understand Death Race 2000’s use of humor and satire or, more likely, he doesn’t care, and thus his own Death Race somehow manages to dumb down exploitation, taking the very reason Corman’s film has been remembered long enough to be remade and making a film than won’t be remembered five minutes after being seen! Death Race thus becomes a weird, roundabout indictment of how base our popcorn flicks have really become. Yikes.

Phillip Stephens is the lead critic and book editor for Pajiba. He lives in Fayetteville, Arkansas.


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Comments

Why are the leads in prison movies always framed? Like in ConAir when Nicholas "BEES!" Cage was trying to do his civic duty but his body was a deadly weapon! Just once, I'd like to see a filmmaker ask the audience to root for an actual murderer, or drug-peddling miscreant, or statutory rapist. I think its a little hypocritical that Hollywood thinks we can't get behind an actual criminal, considering the sort of amoral dreck they feed us on a weekly basis.

Posted by: Marra at August 22, 2008 8:56 PM

Statham! SQUUEEEEEE....err *cough* *cough*

There's no reason to doubt that this film should have some nicely executed action pieces and that the cast performed their script assigned tasks with the required aptitude.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 22, 2008 9:05 PM

"...is it much of a stretch to imagine that audiences would go apeshit watching people murder one another in Battle Royales, so long as (like inmates) they're socially disenfranchised?"

Is this a veiled slam at Battle Royale? My most favourite movie of ALL TIME? I challenge thee, Phillipe, to fisty cuffs.

Posted by: popejenn at August 22, 2008 9:32 PM

Sooo, Statham is shirtless at some point, right? Because that's suppose to be in his contract. I think he has to be shirtless even if he's just watching a movie.

Posted by: jM at August 22, 2008 9:40 PM

This sounds like "The Running Man" meets "Rollerball."

Posted by: Pookie at August 22, 2008 10:04 PM

I'm glad I get most of my reviews from a site where writers are free to casually reference Foucault over the course of a review. And yes, I am fucking pretentious, thank you very much.

Posted by: Zack at August 22, 2008 10:44 PM

So it's a stupid fucking movie with lots of bullets and bombs and maybe a little boobs? 'Bout what I expected. Count me in.

Also: who the fuck is Foucault? Sorry, but my liberal education is a little lacking.

Posted by: the_wakeful (in Flag) at August 22, 2008 10:51 PM

You have neglected to address the most important question - is Jason Statham hot in it? Does he remove his shirt? Does he roundhouse anyone in (on?) the chin? And I repeat - is he hot in it?

Posted by: kalafraja at August 22, 2008 10:54 PM

Sorry, I feel that I should clarify - I don't objectify men (often), and I don't watch movies just to see hot English dudes without shirts on them. I would, however, watch *this* movie for precisely those reasons. As such, I demand answers. Descriptive ones.

Posted by: kalafraja at August 22, 2008 10:57 PM

This sounds like "The Running Man" meets "Rollerball."

And that sounds like a helluva move to tear up a dance floor.

Hasn't Statham reached the pinnacle of "I'm so badass cool that even bad movies don't phase my badassedness"? I mean, Crank 2, Transporter 3, and The Brazilian Job?

Posted by: branded at August 22, 2008 11:22 PM

When I saw this trailer, I was thinking "Oh, they turned Twisted Metal into a movie .. . but without the clown." and then there's the old nintendo game. . . so, I can't tell if this movie is based on these games or someone just lacks imagination.

Posted by: Rowen at August 22, 2008 11:32 PM

I agree with my fellow Pajibans: you left out the one critical piece of information in your review. Is Statham shirtless and if so, is he covered in oil?

Posted by: Louise at August 22, 2008 11:51 PM

When, oh when is Hollywood going to confiscate P.W.S. Anderson's megaphone and banish him?

Posted by: Jerce at August 22, 2008 11:53 PM

Why oh why is good ol' Al in this movie? He should get better parts than this and that cryfest We are Marshall.

P.S. Michel Foucault is a french philosopher. For more info on him and prison references, see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discipline_and_Punish

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at August 23, 2008 12:13 AM

"After being framed for the murder of his wife, Jason Stratham (played by Jason Stratham).."

Philip, this unique and side-splitting review was published at an awkward time somewhere in the middle of 'Tell No One' and 'House Bunny'. It's one of the best I've read this week, but the comments haven't caught up yet.

Hopefully the loyal readers will catch up this weekend and respond in kind to your satisfying, withering review.

Okay, it's CRAP, I get it, but a great review of a bad movie far outweighs the vice versa part, don't it? Why the fuck else should I read the "scathing & bitchy" version as opposed to some local newspaper reviewer's totally obscure article avoiding any real POV on the subject?

Fuck it, I'm just trolling and rambling now-

Don't drink and drive - drink and puke out pages-long opinions on a website for others to gag over.

Internet Freedom has its downside, y'know?

Posted by: TMax (still awake) at August 23, 2008 12:27 AM

MOTHERFUCK, I put the 'R' in there again. I'll NEVER get used to typing that name. Please forgive.

Posted by: TMax at August 23, 2008 12:30 AM

I'm totally with Zack--Foucault references for the win! As for the movie...yeah, I was never going to actually care about quality, given that it involves explosions, monstrous cars, and Jason Statham (I third the cries of "Shirtless? Yes??"). But to hear that it was at least quasi-watchable is encouraging. I'll be seeing it, preferably with friends who share the Statham-love.

Posted by: kalexal at August 23, 2008 12:58 AM

Good Great fuck, people...the trailer for this thing is on seemingly every channel at least once an hour, and the goddamn thing opens with a shirtless Statham doing pullups BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT DUDES IN PRSION DO. Stop asking if he's shirtless and turn away from the computer for two seconds.

Speaking of which, "squee" should be prison shank-worthy. The most insipid online coloquiaism out there? You know it.

Posted by: JeebusChris at August 23, 2008 1:23 AM

It's funny that instead of being based on a video game, Death Race's premise works as if to retroactively found one, with drivers as "characters" colorfully named Frankenstein, Machine Gun Joe, or Grim Reaper literally driving over "powerups" which activate the offensive and defensive weaponry on their cars. It's like Mario Kart if the object was to blow off Luigi's face or impale Bowser on a giant metal rail.

Powerups? For real? Jeez.

And, yeah, as someone mentions above, this thing borrowed not only from the original film but also from the popular mid-90s video game Twisted Metal. Twisted Metal even had a Grim Reaper character as one of the drivers, if I remember correctly.


Marra>> I was going to ask the same question. Whatever happened to the unapologetic antihero? Although if what I read about the ending in another review is true, this movie might throw away some of the supposed goodwill that Statham's character receives by being wrongly accused.

popejenn>> Didn't sound like a slam to me. Just an allusion. Since it's your favorite movie of all time, can you explain to me what that ending meant? I didn't get it. I prefer the manga.

All you ladies clamoring for a shirtless Statham are welcome to ogle a shirtless me instead, but I doubt I'll garner the same level of slobbering adoration. I guess I'll settle for ogling the "buxom ladies, bused in from the nearby supermodels' penitentiary, their cleavage sprouting happily behind paper-thin tankinis," should I ever actually deign to watch this thing.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 23, 2008 5:21 AM

Speaking of which, "squee" should be prison shank-worthy. The most insipid online coloquiaism out there? You know it.

Posted by: JeebusChris at August 23, 2008 1:23 AM
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Shanking wouldn't be within the spirit of this film, all aggression shall be inflicted via the use of weaponized cars.
I'll be waiting by the Parkway, meet me once you're done duct-taping some bb guns to your, Volvo.

Let's SQUEEE...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 23, 2008 5:37 AM

After 273 films about prisoners fighting it out to the death on PPV or the internet, usually in some sort of almost-creative setting and manner, can we just hurry up and actually get this to happen already?

Lets stop pretending we have anything that resembles class and let Battle Royale/Series 7/The Condemned/Death Race/etc etc be a reality. Come on, it'll be fun.

Posted by: Steve at August 23, 2008 6:43 AM

Also, "Jason Statham (played by Jason Statham)" is definitely the Line of the Week. A similar line for Morgan Freeman would also be fitting.

Hmmm, there's a Morgan Freeman Death Race joke here somewhere, but I'm not funny enough to come up with it.

Posted by: Steve at August 23, 2008 6:47 AM

Let's be honest, that Foucault reference was reaching. Really reaching. "The movie's about prisons, let's throw in some Foucault!" Yeah, no. C'mon now Stevens, your reviews are vapid enough without making yourself look like a dilettante.

Posted by: markus at August 23, 2008 8:13 AM

The first time I saw the trailer for this I wasn't sure if it really was going to be a remake of the Corman Death Race 2000, then I started seeing the commericals on t.v. and realized it actually was, and I wept.

Posted by: CherryPie at August 23, 2008 9:52 AM

I'm done with Jason Statham. That man plays the same role in every movie, and he picks the silliest, stupidest movies to put his big name brand on.

Posted by: Lucas at August 23, 2008 10:47 AM

turn away from the computer for two seconds

...and go sit in front of the TV instead?

You know, I didn't even notice that Jason Statham (played by... until TMax pointed it out. Awesome.

Sounds like it might be interesting. At the very least for the Shirtless Jason Statham. And literal powerups.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 23, 2008 11:04 AM

Can we address the true issue here? The fact that Jason Statham plays a former NASCAR driver? (I take this from the previews so I may be wrong) Does anyone else see something wrong with that? I don't watch the "sport" but there's no way they have British drivers out there. I figure the good old boys would laugh their "fancy-talkin' asses" right off the track.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at August 23, 2008 11:05 AM

It's like Mario Kart if the object was to blow off Luigi's face or impale Bowser on a giant metal rail.

That would be...AMAZING.

Maybe not as a movie though.

Posted by: Jaci at August 23, 2008 11:39 AM

Marra--have you seen "Dexter"? The most likable serial killer around.

Posted by: wsapnin at August 23, 2008 12:17 PM

I paid cash dollars to watch The Return of the King: a Dungeon Siege Tale knowing fuck all about it except that Jason Statham starred therein. I mention this only to demonstrate the lengths to which my (former) Statham-love would go.

And allow me to say that he is shitting, literally pulling down his pants, squatting, and evacuating his bowels, all over any affinity I may once have held. Well you listen to me, Turkish, I won't take being shit upon sitting down.

I prefer to recline in the tub for that.

Posted by: Mella at August 23, 2008 12:24 PM

Oh, this is a vodka movie if ever there was one. Drink, mock, ogle Statham, drink, mock, mock, drink, pass out into a happy coma. Gotta love a quiet night in...

Posted by: Shay at August 23, 2008 12:38 PM

Dog days of summer, indeed! This weekend we have Jason Statham and Anna Faris simultaneously cashing out what's left in their goodwill accounts. Lovely. Oh, wait. The cash-out won't be complete until the release of the inevitable spoof -- Death Bunny, anyone?

Posted by: Che Grovera at August 23, 2008 1:12 PM

What, no mention of Ian "Swidgin" MacShane anywhere?

Posted by: krix at August 23, 2008 1:30 PM

Can we address the true issue here? The fact that Jason Statham plays a former NASCAR driver? (I take this from the previews so I may be wrong) Does anyone else see something wrong with that? I don't watch the "sport" but there's no way they have British drivers out there. I figure the good old boys would laugh their "fancy-talkin' asses" right off the track.

Dario Franchitti (Scottish and Italian) had a full-time NASCAR ride in 2007. Patrick Carpentier (French Canadian) and Juan Pablo Montoya (Columbian) are driving in 2008. There's a lot more money in NASCAR than Indy Cars...

NASCAR stopped being purely good ol' boy right around the time Dale Earnhardt checked out against the wall at Daytona and the circuit started racing in California.

Half the new generation of drivers likely would be praying their suits were pee-retardant as well as fire-retardant if one of Statham's characters were on the track with them.

Posted by: appwitch at August 23, 2008 1:35 PM

Has anyone bemoaning their evaporating good will for Statham seen The Bank Job? You'll be back on the Statham love train in no time, and that's a promise.

Posted by: sansho1 at August 23, 2008 2:27 PM

Ahem.

That's Ian "Lovejoy" McShane.

Posted by: Jay at August 23, 2008 2:55 PM

Mr. Pink, gearhead that he is, made a sad statement the first time he saw a trailer for this movie:

"Looks worse than the source material."

When you're remaking a cheesy Corman flick, that's not saying much.

And according to Mr. Pink the game Carmegeddon borrowed a lot from the original Death Race 2000.

Hope Joan Allen is enjoying her vacation home in Tahiti or the Swiss Alps or whatever she is funding with the cash she got from being in this movie.

Posted by: Alabamapink at August 23, 2008 3:20 PM

I'm not forgetting about Lovejoy; my video library wouldn't forgive me. I have every single episode. I just took it for granted he would be closer to Al Swearengen in character. Now, if only Lovejoy's car was in Death Race, that'd be sweet.

Posted by: krix at August 23, 2008 3:28 PM

One more thing: best video game in this "cars-with-guns" genre is definitely Interstate 65 (I think that's what it's called, maybe its 85).

Posted by: the_wakeful (in Flag) at August 23, 2008 3:31 PM

the_wakeful, that would be I-76 by Activision. After all the serious films this year I need some more stupid-ass explosions. (Tropic Thunder was not enough!)

Posted by: Adam C at August 23, 2008 3:42 PM

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!, the best "cars with guns" game always shall be ....Twisted Metal...for the original Playstation.

All you jive-ass suckas need to step-off.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 23, 2008 4:01 PM

Slim.....


Cars with guns?


SPY HUNTER

(mind you, I never watched the show, nor have I seen "Deadwood", but when you grew up with 80s basic cable Ian Mcshane IS LovejoyOnA&E. But there's worse things to be.....one could be Max Keller)

Posted by: Jay at August 23, 2008 4:06 PM

Mmmm...Spy Hunter....It might have pioneered the genre if I'm not mistaken.

Well played sir.

PS: I found Lovejoy to be quite enjoyable, way back, before A&E turned into: Dog the Bounty Cretin network.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 23, 2008 4:15 PM

How can a film comprised of nothing but cars, cock-waving, and explosions seem so . . . dull? Even the Panopticon is bored.

Posted by: HCE at August 23, 2008 4:52 PM

I saw this at a sneak preview. Not only is he shirtless, he does shirtless pull ups and is at one point hosed down nekkid. Plot be damned, any movie with Statham doing shirtless pull ups is all right by me :)

Posted by: Ilovemygeek at August 23, 2008 6:28 PM

Good thing this movie was full of man-candy killing each other. If it were women battling to the death Dustin might have actually gone through with ripping his pecker off in protest.

Posted by: JP at August 23, 2008 10:49 PM

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

I hate remakes and I especially hate remakes that completely miss the ENTIRE point of the original. "Death Race 2000" is BRILLIANT. Roger Corman is a legend. Say what you want about his films, he is a legend. The whole concept of getting "points" for hitting pedestrians while driving came from this movie. Know your history, people!

I believe "Paul W.S. Anderson" is a made-up name so that we will confuse him with actual GOOD directors, namely Paul Thomas Anderson and Wes Anderson. Paul W.S. Anderson - seriously? You made that name up, didn't you "Paul"?


With the devolution of filmmaking we are experiencing these days, I swear to Christ that what happens in the movie "Idiocracy" is an actual prophecy that surely has a correlate in the Bible.

Posted by: MaryWoo at August 23, 2008 11:15 PM

When I saw the trailer for this I could only imagine one hollywood exec blowing a line, looking up at his colleague, wiping his nose, and saying, "We NEEEED Jason Statham for this!!"

Posted by: George at August 24, 2008 4:22 AM

hmmm...

Jason Statham played by Jason Statham
Woody Allen played by Woody Allen
Angelina Jolie played by Angelina Jolie
Morgen Freeman played by Morgan Freeman
John Wayne played by John Wayne
Samuel L Jackson played by Samuel L Jackson
Jack Black played by Jack Black

hmmm..others?

Posted by: tinman at August 24, 2008 4:52 PM

Oooh, fun!

Jack Nicholson played by Jack Nicholson
Juliette Lewis played by Juliette Lewis
Chuck Norris played by Chuck Norris
Sarah Jessica Parker played by Sarah Jessica Parker

Posted by: sansho1 at August 24, 2008 5:30 PM

Julia Roberts played by...Secretariat!?!?!?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 24, 2008 6:30 PM

Steven Seagal played by Steven Seagal
Matthew Mcconaughey played by Matthew Mcconaughey's abs
Eddie Murphy played by Eddie Murphy's greed
Jason Statham played (poorly) by Paul Walker

Posted by: eskimomo at August 24, 2008 7:29 PM

This movie makes my penis itch. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing, it just... is.

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at August 24, 2008 8:15 PM

Where I come from, itching penises are a sign of intelligence. Or fleas. Incidentally, there are many men with funny looking genitalia around here.

Posted by: kalafraja at August 24, 2008 8:37 PM

All remaining roles to be played by she, the one who will lead Mordor's armies in war, the one who they say NO living man can kill, the Witch-queen of Angmar....Stacey Nosek.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 24, 2008 8:48 PM

At first I thought that you were referring to P.T. Anderson and I thought, that's odd, but then again There Will Be Blood was so over-wrought with violence that maybe he was letting off steam in this movie. Which looks terrible. I had no idea it was a remake until I went into my roommate's room and noticed he had the DVD for Death Race 2000 with David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone. Maybe I'll watch that instead.

Posted by: ph at August 24, 2008 11:24 PM

You know...I might actually watch NASCAR if they started mounting weapons to the vehicles and firing at each other.

All except Junior. He gets a free pass because he's pretty. Not sure why. But here in the South, we worship at the altar of the Junior. Ironical, because our Lord and Savior is also a Junior.

Coincidence? I think not. Dale Jr is Jesus.

Posted by: Ava at August 25, 2008 10:53 AM

Nicolas Cage playing Nicolas Cage

Posted by: Bev M. at August 26, 2008 1:22 PM

Al Pacino playing Al Pacino (applies to his work post 1990)
Scarlett Johansson playing Boring Dead-Eyed Girl
Whoopi Goldberg playing Whoopi Goldberg
Queen Latifah playing Sassy Wise Blacktress
Rick Moranis playing Rick Moranis

Posted by: Mella at August 26, 2008 2:27 PM

Bruce Willis playing Bruce Willis.

BTW, I'm not sure what all the Rumer Willis hate is about; but then, I've never heard her speak. Is it just the "chin" thing?

Posted by: Bev M. at August 26, 2008 2:39 PM

Jason Statham played (poorly) by Paul Walker - haha

Sir Michael Caine played by Sir Michael Caine

And I can't believe nobody's brought up the most obvious one

Sean Connery played by Sean Connery!

Posted by: BayC at August 27, 2008 6:14 AM

Kevin Costner played by Kevin Costner

Posted by: slower lower at August 29, 2008 8:39 AM

Man, I gotta say it:
Reviews like this - that reference Foucault in relation to a movie like this - make me miss Joe Bob Briggs.
That being said, the reviewer fails to miss the subtle subtext of society's increasing dissatisfaction with the authorities' failure to deal with the sociopathic violence that is so prevalent, instead wanting to focus on "are we hurting mass murdering terrorists?" while society wants to focus on "why do I have to live down the street from a pedophile who wants to rape and murder my child, because the fucking criminal justice system is more intent on paying counselors than on removing permanently murdering child rapists?" Hence, movies like this, where the average person gets to see violent criminals killed. Truly, that's what we want. Justice. And we ain't getting it, so we seek solace in movies and TV shows ("24" anyone?) where the good guys win and the bad guys die, and the threat is removed instead of just being mollified. "The problem is, we're not killing them fast enough." A genius observation that is not applied often enough nor broad enough.

Posted by: Rick at August 30, 2008 7:00 AM