Call, The Review: Wrong F*cking Number

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The Call Review: Wrong F*cking Number

By Agent Bedhead | Film Reviews | March 16, 2013 | Comments ()


As a slightly promising Halle Berry star vehicle, The Call prominently features a bad wig, a decent hour of suspense, and a bizarre ending that probably caused Halle to shake off that coiffure a few times in acknowledgment that her career has fallen this far. Berry plays Jordan, a 911 veteran at the Los Angeles Police Department's "hive," who has seen and heard more than most of us ever will during several lifetimes. She has a hot cop boyfriend (Morris Chestnut) and a suitcase full of traumatic baggage after she unwittingly aided a killer in locating his victim and finish the job. This incident is revealed in the early moments of the film, Jordan makes the mistake of calling a home invasion victim after their phone connection is severed. Her ring tone alerts the killer, and Jordan hears the victim lose their life. She takes some time off, pops some Xanax (or something like it), and steps away from the phones to focus on supervising the call center itself.

Good plan, right? Well, it doesn't last long.

Unfortunately, one of Jordan's underlings takes an emergency call that she's unable to handle, so Jordan must step in and deal with the problem. On the other end of the phone is a young girl named Casey (Abigail Breslin), who has been abducted from the shopping mall by a generic villain, Michael (Michael Eklund); Casey has been stashed in the trunk of a moving vehicle, and her disposable cell is no help as far as GPS tracking is concerned. Breslin is great during the several scenes where she is confined to the trunk, and the feel is like that of Ryan Reynolds' Buried as she communicates through her only lifeline, the 911 operator who must face up to the situation and forget the mistakes of the past.

The Call functions as a high-concept movie that manages to pull off the gimmick as long as Jordan remains in the 911 center. During that first hour, director Brad Anderson (Transsiberian, The Machinist, "Fringe," Vanishing on 7th Street), who is no stranger to the art of suspense, keeps the thrills coming as Jordan advises Casey on various ways to alert passing motorists (such as smashing out brake lights from the inside of the vehicle) as to her predicament, and Michael does his best to avert attention away from his vehicle. This part is exciting as the police tracers try in vain to find Casey as Jordan remains rooted to her chair.

Once Jordan leaves the office, however, the story completely cascades into a sloshing waterfall of sloppy clichés as she valiantly struggles to save the day and, in the process, redeem herself after that never-forgotten fatal mistake. One expects from the setup that Jordan will try to right the situation herself, but it didn't have to feel so shoehorned. Eklund, meanwhile, is not the strongest villain; in fact, he's laughable, ruining what is already a weak third act.

From a technical standpoint, the film looks fantastic. The close-quarters camera work is strong, as is the atmospherics. The highway action is well shot, too, and the two lead female characters are well drawn for what is essentially meant to be a throwaway thriller. The Call makes it about three quarters of the way towards popcorn munching status, but then there's a ridiculous "WTF?" ending that doesn't jibe with the motivations of Berry's character. This wasn't meant to be an epic, mind-bending film, so if you take away the nonsensical, insulting ending and turn the first two acts into part one of a "CSI"-type drama, it would pass for television-grade entertainment. As a feature film, it's a failure.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Jezzer

    Every time I see that picture of Halle, I think she's playing Whitney Houston as a telemarketer.

  • BlackRabbit

    Want a good phone-related movie that's just a few letters away? Watch Cellular. Also, not to continue the dogpile, but "aided a killer locate his victim and finish the job" is a sentence that needs some touching up, I think.

  • F'mal DeHyde

    I'm glad I saw your post, this looks like a movie I'd enjoy. Thanks.

  • Byakko

    Well, I suppose a convoluted mess is the best you can hope for a movie that came from a wrasslin' organization's film division arm.

  • brm

    Well, it is a break light once it's broken.

  • bleujayone

    I liked this story concept when it was done as a Law & Order SVU episode, "911". Mariska Hargitay won an Emmy for it. Go watch that episode if you want to see this plot done right.

  • Frankly

    That was my first thought, "Olivia? Olivia? This is Maria..."

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    This. I will mock SVU endlessly now (that is, after Benson personally became some kind of weird singularity of rape plotlines) but once upon a time it was hands down the best procedural on TV.

  • ,

    " ... and Jordan hears the victim lose their life."

    Wait, I'm confused. Did one person die or more than one? Or doesn't the movie provide the gender of the victim? Otherwise, this is a bizarre construction, one which, unfortunately, I see a lot, and it sets my copy editor teeth on edge. It's like when writers use the third-person pronoun to describe, say, a pro football player when they're ALL GODDAM MEN. Who would you insult if you used "he"?

    You're a way better writer than this, Bedhead, so I hold you to a high standard.

  • blacksred

    Great review, I normally never do this but I just wanted to let you know there are several misspellings and missing words in this review.

  • par1964

    I *am* a grammar nazi. Lots of errors in this piece. Good content and ideas, but the message is sullied by the reviewer's poor language skills. I give this review an A for effort, but a D for execution.

  • Frank Booth

    I was going to let it go but there are too many to ignore. It cheapens the message as well as take away credibility.

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