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Burke and Hare Review: It’s Time to Grow Up, John

By Alex Goldberg | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (14)



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To be honest, I’m not sure I’m really the right person to review this movie. I don’t think I’ve seen more than one movie directed by John Landis (I watched Beverly Hills Cop III twice about 10 years ago, and I can’t even remember what that was about), though by all accounts, he hasn’t been relevant since the 80s and he hasn’t directed a full feature film since Susan’s Plan in 1998. With Burke and Hare, I assumed this was his attempt to move back into the mainstream and to delve into a darker form of comedy than what he had been developing in his early career. After all, Animal House, Coming to America and Blues Brothers are not thematically in the same vain as a story about the sale of dead bodies. While he might, to some effect in the long run, accomplish one of these goals, I’m sorry to say that for the most part he fails to materialize the latter.

The movie centers around two friends, William Burke (Simon Pegg) and William Hare (Andy Serkis), fast-talking salesmen trying to make a quick buck selling junk to the townspeople of Edinburgh, Scotland. Hare’s wife Lucky (Jessica Hynes) is depressed at the financial situation that she and her husband face (flat broke), until the day they find one of the lodgers renting a room from their town inn dead. A recent political battle between two high-standing physicians, Dr. Robert Knox (Tom Wilkinson) and Dr. Alexander Munro (Tim Curry), has lead to qualms about the division of recently deceased bodies to be donated to medical research, with Dr. Munro having imposed a proclamation stating that all dead bodies be delivered to his institute, the College of Physicians. Burke and Hare, quick to latch onto new business opportunities, decide to bring the body over to Dr. Knox, who starts to pay the two for any bodies they happen to bring to his lab, regardless of how they obtain them. The two, along with Lucky, set off on a spree of what amounts to murdering numerous innocent people, selling the bodies to the doctor, and quickly getting rich in the process. Meanwhile, Burke begins financing a production of Hamlet for his new crush, Helen McDougal (Isla Fisher), to star in, without ever explaining where the money being used to finance the play is coming from.

That’s pretty much the gist of it, save for a couple of other side stories, such as the competition between Dr. Knox and Dr. Munro to make groundbreaking discoveries, and the involvement of 19th century gangsters in Burke and Hare’s new business, though neither really amounts to having any real profound effect on the main story. In fact, I’d be hard pressed to tell you what the point of the film as a whole was, except to move from plot point to plot point while interjecting with as many sight gags, tongue-in-cheek jokes, and slapstick humor as possible. It’s a little off-putting, mainly because of the subject matter mixed with the tone of the movie. We’re talking about two desperate men who kill people for money for seemingly good intentions, but they ARE murdering people. It starts off small with the elderly and homeless, but eventually people are lured to the inn, only to be slaughtered and sold. This is some seriously dark shit. Yet the tone of the movie never wavers from off-beat quirky comedy. The cheap jokes are piled onto every single scene, no matter the gravitas of it. I suppose this would be appropriate for a bad romantic comedy, and I’m assuming this is the kind of thing he did with Blues Brothers 2000, and maybe a few other movies, but it doesn’t click here, mostly because though it’s advertided as a black comedy, it’s really white as day mixed with lots of death and inhumanity.

This is an unfortunate turn for a movie peppered with an amazing cast. Mostly everyone does a fine job with the material they’re given, especially Andy Serkis, and nails a lot of the subtler jokes they are given. None of them have very well fleshed out characters though, so they’re not exactly deemed with giving a huge amount of depth to the performances. And the misuse of Tim Curry alone deserves a good ripping. It’s not often Curry plays a role in a feature film anymore, but when you hear the name, you instantly think you’re going to get something compelling and hilarious. Damn you, Landis, for wasting his entire character and debasing him with bad severed foot jokes. Jerk.

There’s really no one else to put the blame on for the failing of this movie. John Landis chose to get back into the business, and, as such, he shoulders the responsibility. No, the movie is not terrible. It has redeeming qualities. It’s funny in some places, and casually entertaining. You can’t, however, call it a success. By the end of it, I didn’t remember any of the better parts, and I didn’t care to repeat any of it in my mind. It was a cheap joke placed in a nice looking wrapper, and, as such, entirely forgettable. It’s time to grow up, Landis, and give the audience something better to sink their teeth into.

Burke and Hare screened at the Fantasia Film Festival. Alex Goldberg hails from Montréal, Québec, and is a Ph.D. in the field of molecular and cell biology. He’s an expert in the fields of aging and cancer research and table soccer. His organization, Québec Table Soccer Federation, can be found here.










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Comments

It might by worth mentioning that the film is (loosely?) based on true events that took place in Edinburgh, Scotland in 1828.

Posted by: csb at August 19, 2011 9:43 AM

John Landis became a terrible director after the Twilight Zone scandal and pretty much stayed that way....but you've never seen ANY of his movies?

An American Werewolf in London?
The Blues Brothers?
Animal House?
Trading Places?


I'm not saying you're not a good, smart reviewer - you are. I just think that's kind of a big gap. Animal House and Werewolf are both excellent movies, for sure.

Beverly Hills Cop 3? I forgot that existed. Oof.

Posted by: bbmcrae at August 19, 2011 9:48 AM

Indeed, the guy who directed An American Werewolf in London seems like the perfect choice to make this movie, based on the subject matter. Sadly, yeah, Landis ain't that guy, anymore.

And who was the genius who put Pegg and Hynes in the same movie (again) and failed to make them the onscreen couple (again)? Argh! It's like they're the British Paul Rudd and Elizabeth Banks.

Posted by: RobP at August 19, 2011 10:45 AM

has lead to quams

Quams? Quams!? It's q-u-a-L-m-s. There's a silent 'L'. Jesus fucking Christ, have you never watched Hey Arnold!?

You owe me a pager, sir (or madam).

Posted by: pissant at August 19, 2011 10:46 AM

My goodness, we are a captious bunch this morning.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 19, 2011 11:08 AM

This sounds pretty great for the cast alone. I love pitch black humor and that sounds like what this is. Maybe it's just not your genre?

Posted by: TylerDFC at August 19, 2011 12:01 PM

This absolutely bombed in the UK, which surprised me; we love us some Simon Pegg.

Posted by: Julia at August 19, 2011 1:25 PM

I sadly did not spell check before I emailed my review to Dustin. Apologies.
The point I was trying to make was that this is NOT a dark comedy. It comes off as one, and I thought it would be one, but the seemingly adult subject matter was turned into fluff. Unfortunately, I've never seen An American Werewolf in London, so perhaps this was closer to what Landis intended, but I got the feeling it resembled what Blues Brothers 2000 might've looked like instead. I hope this clarifies the review a bit, and gives you an idea of what you're in for if you go see the movie. If not, well... too bad. :p

Posted by: Alex at August 19, 2011 1:38 PM

Yes, I heard about this when I was in Edinburgh - does sound like they took liberties with the storyline, but alas if they took out the bleakness of it.

Supposedly the actual men used the money they made to go on several day benders. There's a pub named for them not far from where they were hanged. (also a lawyer's office called V. Good & Co which made me laugh.)

Posted by: Sara Tonin at August 19, 2011 3:00 PM

The blurb about the reviewer made me forget what this movie was about.

Posted by: duckandcover at August 19, 2011 5:02 PM

In a case of the truth is stranger than fiction, you can see a wallet made from Burke's skin on display at the Royal College of Surgeons!

It really is dark comedy material and an interesting movie could have been made about it. Seems like this wasn't it, despite some fabulous casting.

Posted by: noo at August 19, 2011 6:05 PM

I love Simon Pegg, but this movie didn't cut it. I saw it at SIFF this year, and it's just really bland.

Posted by: John. G. at August 19, 2011 9:25 PM

To this day in England, "To burke a bill in Parliament" means to send a bill to a committee where it is suffocated under a weight of paper.

In case anyone is interested, you can read the true story of Mr. Burke & Hare at: http://www.exclassics.com/newgate/ngcontp.htm.

Exclassics.com, as the name suggests, has copies of books that once were considered great but are now forgotten. B & H are in the "Newgate Calender", which was once considered great moral reading for children. Teaching children all the gory details of crime and punishment was supposed to discourage them.

Full disclosure: I have Burkes in my family tree.

Posted by: Chuck Vekert at August 21, 2011 12:02 PM

In those days, 'a fate worse than death' was to have your body handed over to the anatomists after you'd been hanged. Theory being that a) Should the 1800's version of the Rapture take place, you'd want to have been buried with all your bits and b) since you could be hanged for stealing a sandwich, law makers needed a slightly stronger punishment for the murderers.

Oh, and if you had a thing for watching doctors carve up a corpse, any member of the public could just wander down to the local anatomy college and have a peek.

Wanna guess where Burke's body ended up after he was hanged? Apparently, his 'dissection' drew a very large crowd.

Posted by: ScienceGeek at August 22, 2011 2:25 AM