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The Bourne Ultimatum / Dustin Rowles

Film Reviews | August 4, 2007 | Comments (136)


I don’t want to put too fine a point on it, or reveal too much about the film, so I’ll just lead with this: The Bourne Ultimatum kicks. ass. For the many of us who don’t geek out over comic-book flicks (Spider-Man 3) or big-screen cartoons (The Simpsons Movie), salivate over empty nostalgic monstrosities (even decent ones like Transformers), hope against hope that a sequel will live up to its predecessors (Live Free or Die Hard, Pirates of the Caribbean) or yearn futilely to conjure up the magic of a novel (Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix) in cinematic form, there is only one true blockbuster this season that fits the bill. And unlike the others, which I’d argue all failed to varying degrees, The Bourne Ultimatum doesn’t disappoint. It’s not only what you expect, but what you want: A pint-sized shit-kicking machine that delivers the goods and thinks before he shit-kicks. And, unbelievably, there’s just as much joy in watching that thought process work as there is in the carnage it unleashes. Better still: The Bourne Ultimatum is the antithesis to big, bloated action spectacles. This is not a swollen and distended trailer bursting at the navel with a snazzy marketing title, like Bourne on the Fourth of July or Bourne Free ; it’s an honest to God action flick with enough adrenaline coursing through it to burst the capillaries in your eyeballs.

Much of that success can be attributed to Paul Greengrass, who took over after Identity, with the slightly weaker Supremacy, but improved significantly upon even the original here. Greengrass somehow reinvents the novelty of Jason Bourne, and with the experience of United 93 under his belt, his documentary-style handheld camera work is less machine-gun and more economical, more focused, and even more riveting, giving Ultimatum a pubic-hair ripping intensity. There’s not a second spared — each scene, each movement is geared toward moving the action and the story along. Greengrass seems to proudly wear a sandwich board that loudly exclaims: “Real Directors Don’t Play Footsie with the Storyline.” No sir. They infuse the action into the story, instead of building the plot around action sequences. There are no anthemic catchphrases or interrupted “Yippee Ki Yay, Mother Kabloeys” here. Greengrass doesn’t have time for that bullshit — it’d get in the way of the propulsive momentum of his film.

And what better way to create a reductionistic action flick than to cast David Strathairn as your lead villain? You don’t get any more mild-mannered, “Just the facts, ma’am,” than Strathairn (playing against type), who can burst your veins like frozen water pipes with a single cold stare. Sure, Joan Allen (who returns here) and Chris Cooper were great as the agents tracking down Bourne in the first two installments, but Strathairn in villain form (as Noah Vosen) would sooner break your neck than waste a sentence on you. Indeed, in the opening minutes of the film, when Vosen first appears onscreen — stepping out of his car and walking into CIA headquarters — the hair on your arm will stand at attention; and when he initially espies our title hero on a surveillance cam at London’s Waterloo train station efficiently taking out his men and announces, “Jesus Christ. That’s Jason Bourne,” either your nether regions will tingle or, unbeknownst to you, the first few frenetic action sequences reached out and snapped your spine at the waist while you were drooling in your popcorn.

The film’s action begins in Moscow, where Supremacy ended, brilliantly bookended for the most part by Supremacy’s epilogue, in which Allen’s CIA Agent Pamela Landee reveals her sympathy for Bourne by telling him that his real name is David Webb. Vosen here is in charge of blatantly unconstitutional Blackbriar program, the super-duper secret operation that replaced the merely super-secret Treadstone, the botched operation responsible for Bourne’s amnesic state.

A Guardian reporter (Paddy Considine[!]) with a high-placed CIA source stumbles upon the Blackbriar program, which makes him the target of not only Bourne but Vosen. Bourne and the reporter meet in that London train station and things get hairy real motherfucking quick when Vosen — who has kill authority under the Rumsfeldian program — takes out the reporter and just misses Bourne, setting up a cat-and-rogue-mouse chase to find that high-level CIA source who not only has the power to take down Blackbriar, but also has the answers to Bourne’s origins, specifically the man initially responsible for Treadstone, the Mengelian Dr. Hirsch (played by Albert Finney, which may cause some temporary confusion to those like me who think all old, fat white guys look the same and briefly mistake him for Supremacy’s Brian Cox). Bourne’s sole motive here is encapsulated in one of the few full sentences he utters: “Someone started this, and I’m going find them.” And you bet your ass he will.

Landee, deftly portrayed by the always solid Allen, is sort of caught in the middle between her allegiances to the CIA, her own sense of ethics, and her disgust for the Blackbriar program. Nicki Parsons (Julia Stiles), who hovered around in the background at a desk idly speed-typing for most of the first two installments, finally plays a bigger role in Ultimatum, though her appearance doesn’t flow that naturally from Supremacy. She comes to Bourne’s aid somewhat arbitrarily, subtly hinting that the two of them had some sort of relationship when Bourne was still Webb. She eventually alienates even herself from the CIA, making her a target of Vosen, which sets the stage for one of the most mind-meltingly awesome motorcycle chase scenes you’ll ever witness on film. And though she only provides the impetus for the scene, for that alone, Stiles finally validates her existence as an actress.

As for Matt Damon: He continues do what it takes to create the perfect utilitarian action-hero: Stoic. Resolute. Bad Ass. John Stuart Mill would roll over in his grave and pump his fist, nod his head, and give a “Hells yeah” to Damon’s performance. He’s as cool as the other side of the pillow, or in David Mamet’s terms: “My motherfucker is so cool sheep count him to go to sleep.” Even during his brief flashback panic attacks, Bourne is self-possessed, allowing himself three quick breaths before composing himself, knocking out a potential killer and stealing his pistol in a single fluid motion that will have you jumping out of your seat and waving your “Bourne is #1” foam finger at the screen. And if there was ever a question about Bourne’s status as the thinking man’s action hero, he unequivocally answers it by beating the shit out of an assassin with a book. A book, people! How is that for a metaphor?

Indeed, for the minimalist in all of us, The Bourne Ultimatum offers an environment free of clutter — there aren’t any big explosions standing in the way of the doorway, no clunky exposition to trip over, and no digressive subplots blocking your path. Greengrass builds a cinematic floor plan that would make Ludwig Mies van der Rohe proud and creates in Jason Bourne the perfect minimalist hero — the ideal mix of style and function. It’s a doozy folks, and the only third part in a trilogy that actually left me wanting (aching) for a fourth.

Dustin Rowles is the publisher of Pajiba. He lives with his wife and son in Ithaca, New York. You may email him, or leave a comment below.


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Comments

"...pubic-hair ripping intensity..."


OOOOOOUUUUUCHH!!!!!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 3, 2007 12:01 PM

So excited to see this! It's one of the few movies I get to see in the theater, and I'm glad it's going to be worthwhile.

Posted by: chad at August 3, 2007 12:07 PM

Man, this review has got me pumped up!!

Posted by: tsurubride at August 3, 2007 12:12 PM

I hear this will be Damon's final flick as Bourne. You just know some studio shill is gonna make some straight to DVD sequel/prequel to cash in on the name, though. Great review Dustin!

Posted by: Manny at August 3, 2007 12:17 PM

I haven't been this excited to see an action flick since Speed.

Yes, you heard that correctly. Speed.

Posted by: Agent Scully at August 3, 2007 12:20 PM

Oh my god, you have no idea how excited you have made me to see this film. I was so hopeful, and now I cannot wait. Thank you thank you thank you!

Also, I have never heard so many wondrous metaphors for badass in one single article. Fabulous.

Posted by: kalexal at August 3, 2007 12:23 PM

Struggling..... to...... breathe.... to..... much....... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!.... for..... one......person.

The noises that the this movie inspires in me are quite literally untranscribable I am so freaking excited about this movie. I absolutely adore properly done, slick, big budget action movies and unlike some of the recent offerings *cough*DieHardI'mLookingAtYou*cough* the Bourne movies have so far not failed me.

Now I just need someone as hyped up about it as me to see it with. My usual cinema buddies are out as I refuse to get into the whole "Matt Damon isn't a believable action hero they should have had someone better do it" debate again because this time, I swear, it's going to get violent.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at August 3, 2007 12:25 PM

Stupid sticky keyboard makes me look like a moron. Grrr.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at August 3, 2007 12:30 PM

Where do I get my foam finger?

Posted by: Rebekah at August 3, 2007 12:32 PM

Ummm...you do realize that the Bourne Ultimatum (and all the other Bournes) acutally *are* adaptations of novels? They're quite good, written by Robert Ludlum, and while the adapatations are in no way slavish, Jason Bourne did not originate on the screen.

Posted by: megaera at August 3, 2007 12:34 PM

Dustin, your reviews never fail to disappoint. I'm more excited than ever to see this. I would so let Jason Bourne kick my ass.

Posted by: bonnie at August 3, 2007 12:36 PM

hubby and I watched "Supremacy" last night to make sure we were caught up...the last chase scene through Russia is intense every time I see it. Very well done movie and we are so excited to see this one!

Posted by: bebemiqui at August 3, 2007 12:37 PM

"Matt Damon isn't a believable action hero they should have had someone better do it"

Say WHAT, Alex? Dump those "cinema buddies". That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. Granted, when the first movie came out I was pissed it was going to be Matt Damon (I couldn't get over his really girly hairstyles up until then) but holy shit! He's the biggest bad ass ever. Who is "someone better"? Because Jason Statham would be too much for Jason Bourne. No, it's Matt Damon all the way. Anything else is blasphemy.

Posted by: Rebekah at August 3, 2007 12:38 PM

he unequivocally answers it by beating the shit out of an assassin with a book. A book, people! How is that for a metaphor?

Hell yeaaah!

You just made me want to fuck a movie.

Wow! Thank you, Sasha. Made reader want to make love to movie. That's another life's goal I can now check off the old list. -- DR

Posted by: Sasha at August 3, 2007 12:39 PM

So, Alex, is the keyboard sticky post-Bourne-review? Because that is quite a level of excitement -- and quite a revelation.

There's something about this franchise -- could it be the thoughtful approach plus Matt Damon's hotness? -- that really appeals to women. Mrs. socalled, who usually cannot be bothered with action movies and rarely watches a film twice, freaks over Jason Bourne and has watched The Bourne Identity at least ten times (not kidding).

[*cue Irish Spring commercial] "And I like it too." Can't wait, can't wait, can't wait!

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at August 3, 2007 12:45 PM

one word----God DAMN!!!!!!! Can't wait!!!!

Posted by: dammitjanet at August 3, 2007 12:47 PM

I'm sweating after reading that review. Damn fine job.

Posted by: Erik at August 3, 2007 1:04 PM

Saw it last night...unbefuckinglievable. See it immediately.

Posted by: Ginger at August 3, 2007 1:22 PM

I am so excited tosee this movie that when I started having contractions last week (I'm due on Spet. 1st) I leaned down to my stomach and told my unborn child (in my best mom voice) "You are NOT moving from my womb until I have seen the Bourne Ultimatium. No contractions, nothing. You wanna start as we walk out of the theater? Fine, it'll give us something to talk about. But you are staying put until then." And my husband? Leaned over and said, "You listen to your mother, young lady."

Posted by: TWoP Fan at August 3, 2007 1:23 PM

Greengrass had me at "United 93." And Damon as Bourne makes perfect sense. He's a spy. He's not supposed to look like he can kill you. I thought the 2nd one was a little slow, glad to hear the 3rd getting good reviews, I hope I agree after I see it. It would be a nice change to not be disappointed by a sequel.

Posted by: LL at August 3, 2007 1:28 PM

A John Stuart Mill reference? Seriously?

That made me smile.

I'm so fucking excited about this movie I'm gonna start putting random office-mates into arm-locks just to ease the tension.

Posted by: TK at August 3, 2007 1:36 PM

Ok, Dustin. You have potentially done one of two things here:

a. made it impossible for me to not beat you (read: blend you an asshole smoothie) if this movie doesn't stand up to such a fantastic review, or
b. made it impossible for me to not seduce you (read: email naked pictures) if this movie stands up to such a fantastic review.

for your sake, i hope its b.

Posted by: boo aka nexus at August 3, 2007 1:43 PM

Shit, Greengrass had ME at Bloody Sunday. I can't believe my parents want to see this too. But that's who I'm going with.

Posted by: tommytimp at August 3, 2007 1:51 PM

That review was like God pouring hot, molten AWESOME into my brain. The movie must feel doubly so.

"Bourne is #1" Foam Fingers. Somebody has to be on it by now.

Posted by: Vermillion at August 3, 2007 2:05 PM

megaera....OF COURSE everyone here knows this series is adapted from novels. If you would have bothered to read any other posts, the Bourne series is oft-referenced in discussions that linger on the 'right way to adapt...' topic.

But you had to be a snarky bitch and just load your post with pandering sarcasm. Well FUCK YOU!!! And welcome to pajiba...you'll fit right in.

Now...on to my unending desire to see this movie...i had forgotten last night that this was even coming out. My girlfriend and i were talking about what to do tonight. We haven't been to the movies in a bit so I was browsing for Simpsons times. Then i changed the date to August 3rd to make sure the times didn't change. The coupled reaction we both had was an amalgam of the youtube clip of that kid who got the N64 and those squeaky, screamy people who always passed out from excitement at a Michael jackson concert in 1987.

And i don't want to plant a rumor or anything but Matt Damon was doing the radio tour this morning and on the preston and Steve show in Philly they asked him about a part 4. His response was positive in that he said he would consider it if there was ever a really good script written, but this film (as with the books) effectively closes the tale of 'Who is Jason Bourne?' ust the fact that he said 'maybe' is good enough for me. The same guy who helps him decide which movies he's gonna do should be the same person to work with Gwen Stefani to be able to tell her when she does a shitty song. But, he's only been helping matt the last 5 years it seems.

Posted by: PissBoy at August 3, 2007 2:11 PM

I am excited to see this movie, but I need to ask - is the camera work as jarring as the second movie? 'cause I made it about an hour through that one before I had to shut my eyes to keep from hurling.

(I am so glad Nikki is still around. I love seeing bit parts continue to show up in multple movies. She's like the second coming of Wedge Antillies.)

Posted by: twig at August 3, 2007 2:15 PM

So when are you guys gonna review the Bratz movie?

Posted by: PissBoy at August 3, 2007 2:31 PM

Yay!! Even the disgusting, oppressive heat outside can't keep me from getting excited about this movie!

Posted by: Kolby at August 3, 2007 3:02 PM

I love the escalation of violence by school supplies - first a pen, then a magazine, and now a book. Yes please.

Posted by: ClarkKent at August 3, 2007 3:22 PM

Yay!! I was SO SO excited about this but worried it would be a pile of cgi explosions and suckitude. I was waiting for your review and I am soooo glad it sounds awesome. I can't wait to see it!

And about the adaptation -- I read The Bourne Identity a while ago, and while it's a decent book, I prefer the movie. Also, the movie isn't that close to the book...some similar bits, but, for instance, the girl is a relatively well-connected conference-goer instead of a broke misfit who wants a different life.

Posted by: Crinn at August 3, 2007 3:28 PM

Actually the character is Pamela Landy

Posted by: bec at August 3, 2007 3:46 PM

Oh, dear. I was terribly excited to see this already, and now you've gone and made me positively breathless with anticipation. I hope I can control the fidgeting for the rest of the afternoon. I'd best kill the time coming up with theoretical diseases that cause spastic tics, just in case anyone at works gets all question-y. Is a sudden onset of Tourrett's even medically plausible? I think I'll go with epilepsy or Parkinson's instead.

Posted by: Sarina at August 3, 2007 3:56 PM

Yes, but is it more exciting than THIS REVIEW?!?!?

Because if so, I won't have any p-hair left.

Posted by: that bees chick at August 3, 2007 4:00 PM

I am so glad to hear this is good. I think I am going to see it tonight! I can't wait!

Posted by: Erin at August 3, 2007 4:06 PM

Wow, I wish there were more movies out there to get Dustin so excited that he writes with this much love:
"...with enough adrenaline coursing through it to burst the capillaries in your eyeballs."
"He's as cool as the other side of the pillow..."

LOVE THAT! xoxo I'm stir-crazy to see this now!

Posted by: mfg at August 3, 2007 4:21 PM

I agree with all, I cannot wait to see this movie, these have been the best movies that have come out in a very long time. Not over bloated, just swift, strong and kick ass, just like the main character.
And yes, I also want to fuck this movie.

Posted by: Sorceressss at August 3, 2007 4:24 PM

TK... Mill AND van der Rohe. And a "mind-meltingly awesome motorcycle chase scene". Seriously, I couldn't go anywhere else but right here to geek out so well!

Machines for living, indeed.

Posted by: mezzomom at August 3, 2007 4:31 PM

Aww Hell Yeah! This sounds fantastic. Thanks Dustin! You just gave me weekend plans.

I don't want to sex up the movie, however Matt Damon, yes please.

Posted by: Melody at August 3, 2007 4:40 PM

hee hee. Your welcome Dustin, glad I could help with your list. Also, good thing you crossed out make love cause I ain't talkin' about no slow rides and sweet nothin's. FMS all the way, baby! mmm, Matt Damon!

Posted by: Sasha at August 3, 2007 5:04 PM

err, "you're" welcome. I plead over-excitement.

Posted by: Sasha at August 3, 2007 5:06 PM

sweet fancy moses! that review almost made me lose control of all my faculties!

Posted by: citizen_cris at August 3, 2007 5:20 PM

Well....I'm gonna go against the grain here and admit that I have no desire to see this. My dislike of Matt Damon probably has something to do with it. Blasphemy, I know. I can hear the gnashing of teeth through my screen.

Nevertheless, my co-worker is dying to see it, and demanded that I come with. She truly believes I will enjoy the movie despite my apprehension. Thus, I only read the first paragraph of this review, because I'm curious to know what my reaction will be over seeing it for myself. Will I love it? Hate it? Like it despite Damon? Meh it? Oh, the anticipation of it all.

Posted by: Daphne at August 3, 2007 5:43 PM

They're quite good, written by Robert Ludlum, and while the adapatations are in no way slavish, Jason Bourne did not originate on the screen.
Understatement of the year. The only thing these books have in common with the movies is the title and name of the protagonist.

Book Spoiler in this paragraph...

I know I'm in the minority, but I fucking hate this movie series. If you're not going to make the movie bear the slightest resemblance to the book, just fucking make a new spy movie. The thing that really bugged me the most about this series is in the books...BOOK SPOILER HERE...Jason Bourne is not actually an assassin, and the Treadstone/CIA guys are the good guys....BOOK SPOILER ENDS. I can understand changing characters, plots, or even whole arcs to better fit the medium of film, but changing the fundamental premise of the story is a little galling. Especially since The Bourne Identity is one of my top 5 books.

Posted by: tim at August 3, 2007 5:44 PM

Your reviews, whether you like the movie or not are always a joy to read. But you are best when you genuinely like a movie. Your excitement while writing this was so palpable i went from wanting to see to must see, to by the end of the review changing plans and seeing it tonight.

At the risk of sounding cliche and tired; you are the fucking man, good sir.

Posted by: Sean Mc at August 3, 2007 6:07 PM

Going on Sunday, and can't freaking wait!

And Dustin, you revved the tingling nether regions just by mentioning David Strathairn. That cold steely gaze, the gray temples, mild-mannered but dangerous.....oh, I can't contain myself. I'm almost rooting against Bourne.

Posted by: Hannah at August 3, 2007 6:20 PM

The part about confusing Albert Finney for Brian Cox was too much. My boyfriend fears he would've watched the whole movie wondering how Brian Cox came back to life.

Posted by: mfg at August 3, 2007 6:26 PM

Matt Damon is everything TOM Cruise wihes he could be in those STUPID misson impossible movies.This thing should kill at the box office , 70 mill anyone ?? This won`t help lindseys movie, will it SLIM?

Posted by: pasdenamike at August 3, 2007 6:34 PM

Hurrah!

I feel like I'm six and it's my birthday tomorrow and even though I know what I'm getting, since I've already hunted through my parent's (seemingly enormous) wardrobe and found the Jem doll and Enid Blyton books and huge batch of lego in shopping bags, I'm still very, very over-excited and need a luke warm cup of ovaltine and a lay down.

Posted by: Rebecca H. at August 3, 2007 8:20 PM

WOW!!! you got me all exited about this movie and i don`t even like action movies..so that means great review!!

I am gonna go now rent the other twos

Posted by: NDR at August 3, 2007 8:58 PM

Heyy!! i`m waiting for the bratz review WTF!!

Posted by: NDR at August 3, 2007 9:00 PM

Gonna have to be the next guy to give props to the books compared to the movies.

I read the books recently, because I saw that the third film was coming out, then I rewatched the movies, and, well, they were far more boring and uninspired than the first time I saw them.

You want riveting action, explosive drama, love, intrique, assassins fighting eachother, exotic locations, etc. etc. etc., spend the 12 bucks you were gonna use on a ticket, and pick up the original book. There's no going back, and its a shame that they used the names of the books for movies which have NOTHING to do with the books.

Great way to effectively rob the source material, guys.

Posted by: Some Guy at August 3, 2007 9:24 PM

eh - i thouhgt it was a tad clunky - it should have ended w/ #2, to suddenly introduce new villains in Act 3 is pretty amateurish. Felt tacked on, but Damon is excellent in the role.

Posted by: kyudo at August 3, 2007 9:32 PM

umm will it be as good if i haven't seen the first two?? i may be in the minority here in not seeing the first two but your review made me keen to see this movie that i know NOTHING about!

and it sounds like its not the type of sequel to have a crappy montage filling me in...

Posted by: SAS at August 3, 2007 9:44 PM

a pubic-hair ripping intensity

I remember in the first installment he gave Franka Potente a hair cut and dye job, does he give Julia Stiles a Brazilian waxing a la 40 Year Old Virgin? Anything to improve her zombified performance in the first two. Or Mona Lisa Smile... Or The Omen... Or The Prince and Me....

Posted by: OscarTamerz at August 3, 2007 9:59 PM

I'd like to see a review of "No End in Sight." Or has the office of homeland insecurity confiscated that one as well?

I'll probably peep the Bourne flick tomorrow.

Posted by: New Millennium Craka at August 3, 2007 10:16 PM

Oh yes, you'd better believe the stickiness was post review, socalled>/b>. How else could I work up such a sweat?

And yes, I have dumped my cinema buddies. I tend to go through one boyfriend per Bourne movie so I'm actually on the prowl for another - if any Pajibites spot a potential candidate please give me a yell - (just in case my current target falls through) it's tradition to go and see one of the series with a shiny new boy and I'll be damned if I'm going to sacrifice that particular pleasure for Matt Damon.

Oh who am I kidding? Bring it OHWNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Posted by: Alex the Odd at August 3, 2007 10:24 PM

And yet again I have to apologise for formatting. That'll teach me to be so damned determined to discuss the Bourne movies after a night out. I need help.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at August 3, 2007 10:26 PM

Wow, Dustin, as good as the reviews usually are, they keep getting better. It's tough to decide if this one is better than that for Captivity, which I honestly think broke new ground for condensed fury... which I highly admire. Anyway, excellent job.

I just got back from seeing the film (and then checked for the review) and damn if it isn't great. I think I had genuinely forgotten what a good action film should be after having my expectations lowered systematically for so long.

I'm with you, man, my gut wants a fourth, even though my intellect fears they'd be jumping that now proverbial shark.

Posted by: k at August 3, 2007 11:26 PM

Alex: Can we nominate ourselves? Just asking, you know. No real reason. By the way, I totally buy Damon as a action hero and I love it when women say they are "on the prowl." It makes me feel all hunted and stuff.

Posted by: Vermillion at August 4, 2007 12:04 AM

I'm not that much of an "action" fan, but I got talked into seeing this today, in spite of being sort of skeptical about how much I'd enjoy it. But whooboy, it was good. I don't think I consider it quite as splooge-worthy as you, Dustin, but I hope this gets amazing box office numbers; I really wish Hollywood would put out more smart, tautly paced action movies like this.

I'm usually pretty low-key when watching movies, in terms of feeling like I'm about to jump out of my skin, or like I just have to shout at the screen, but when Paddy Considine's (and ohh, he needs to be in more films) character started second-guessing Bourne's orders, I just wanted to yell, "NOOO! For the love of God, do not doubt Bourne; the man is a friggin' GENIUS!"

I do think that it's sort of unfortunate if the movies have strayed a lot from Ludlum's material (not that I've ever read any of his books, but it's the literary principle aspect of it that makes me say that). But I also think it's cool when a film can stand wonderfully on its own, if the people making it feel like they have to change the plot/characters for whatever reasons.

Posted by: Loretta at August 4, 2007 12:11 AM

I admit it, Dustin's review got me so worked up I had to tell my boss I was done for the day and head straight to the theater.

Yes, it was great. I can't say how it stacks up for me compared to the others. I'll need to see it 9 more times first. But I will own it when the time comes.

I saw this movie in a theater that generally tries to blow the nose off your face with the sound system and I really noticed something about the Bourne series that I hadn't really caught on to in the previous movies. The soundtrack is completely unobtrusive. No cramming an old Aerosmith song down our throat, no Coldplay song over a montage that makes me want to stick my foam finger down my throat. Pretty much just the same relentless music all the way through all the action scenes, ratcheting up the tension on the way.

I'm pretty sure its the exact same music from Supremacy, but what about Identity? I need to go back and watch.

Posted by: Andrew at August 4, 2007 12:35 AM

jason bourne vs. bob lee swagger anyone??? my money is on bourne

Posted by: ian at August 4, 2007 1:10 AM

matt damon got proportionately hotter the further he distanced himself from the paparazzi, affleck, and "bennifer", respectively. if you have yet to understand his hotness, see: the one with the sailor and The Departed (still hot despite his characters repugnance). The thing is I toooootally hated the second on. it was all those shaky cam thingies. i hate that. but i'll probably go see this by meslef. call me if you live in charlotte :(

Posted by: eliza at August 4, 2007 1:10 AM

Jason Bourne vs. Bob Lee Swagger anyone??? my money is on Bourne.

Posted by: ian at August 4, 2007 1:11 AM

I've been lurking for a long time now, but I'm breaking my silence to give you PROPS for the van der Rohe reference Dustin!

As for the "pubic-hair ripping intensity", how timely is it that I've just gotten my first Brazillian? Ok, too much information from a first-time poster. La-dee-da...

Posted by: Buds at August 4, 2007 3:04 AM

Fucking BADASS. This movie is the shit man. I was a bit put-off by the shaking camera, but other than that, this movie was tight like a coiled spring. It was almost perfect. Not too long, not too short, no breaks, brutal, graceful action. Matt Damon AT HIS BEST. I'm seeing it again!

Posted by: Robin at August 4, 2007 3:25 AM

Architecture and philosophy references in a review for what seems to be the best action flick of the year. Whew.
Thanks, Dustin, for reminding me of the reason why I read pajiba.

Posted by: pj at August 4, 2007 3:44 AM

Well you got me all excited to see this but it's not showing here until the end of the month. Bugger! :(

Posted by: eiluj at August 4, 2007 9:43 AM

I'm pretty sure its the exact same music from Supremacy, but what about Identity? I need to go back and watch.

The Bourne Identity has an excellent score.

Posted by: twig at August 4, 2007 10:07 AM

yes yes yes yes yes. your descriptions are perfect and made me laugh out loud with agreement, D.

Chez and I saw a matinee yesterday, which was almost sold out (on a weekday) and when we came out of the theatre there was a line and a "sold out" sign for the 7pm show. The audience applaused several times, and at no point were we ever bored or even had time to think about anything but how bad-ass the movie was. Several times during the last 1/2 hour, however, I kept thinking how sad I was that this movie had to be over soon.

several scenes were filmed in the neighborhood that we live in (on the same street where we had drinks with you a few months ago, Dustin), and so the audience members at our particular theatre were glowing even more at the end.

This movie was flawless. The whole trilogy is. Really? can we really not have a fourth?? :(

Posted by: Jayne at August 4, 2007 1:40 PM

Damn, I'm so hyped up about this now (BourneBourneBourneBourne!) and it's only coming out next month in this country!

Posted by: Arwen at August 4, 2007 2:08 PM

"Greengrass builds a cinematic floor plan that would make Ludwig Mies van der Rohe proud..."

oh DAMN that is one hell of a statement...simply awesome (and much appreciated from those of us in the design world).

I cannot wait to see this movie. excellent review!

Posted by: T at August 4, 2007 2:48 PM

Terrific, tightly-paced, action movie. Better, and less jumpy steady cam work this time. I'm guessing Greengrass has applied what he's learned, that while shaky doesn't look to bad on a small tv screen, it can be sickening on the movie screen.

Hearing various interviews, articles, where Damon goes back and forth depending on what you read. My guess is if they pay him enough and get a good script, he'll do it. Could be premised after protecting Nicki, or some kind of mission to eliminate/bring in the remaining Blackbriar drones, like the assassin who was after him in the very end.

But, I know there is a 4th Bourne book written after Ludlum was gone, so who knows how good/bad that will be.

Posted by: -Bob:) at August 4, 2007 3:46 PM

I held my breath as I opened this review. Please don't let this one suck. Please don't let this one suck. Please don't let this one suck.

And now I know exactly what I'm doing tonight.

Posted by: lawyerjenn at August 4, 2007 4:02 PM

Yeah I read the books too, but who friggin CARES how different the movies are. A decent action movies comes out once a year (on a very good year) Mostly, the best we can hope for is watching mediocre, sorta crappy with good bits, just to try and get a bit of lame-ass fun.

This franchise kicks out the best ever, every time. I'm so old I started watching action flicks when they made still them in black and white. I'm so old I remember the North American release of "The 7 Samurai." I know the best of the best when I see it. (Sorry Dustin, that includes 'The Life Aquatic,' even without Klaus on fire.) GO BOURNE GO !!!!!

They gave Ludlum a nod, they gave his heirs money, they didn't have to do either, they could have called Jason Bourne anything and they'd still be brilliant film making, so cut out the pouting.

Save the it for genuine story damaging stupidity, like Jackson's moronic elimination of the crucial 'Scouring of the Shire' chapter at the end of LOTR. Now, go see this movie, then collect all three and watch them over and over, and gasp in awe at how good movies can really be.

Posted by: John at August 4, 2007 6:42 PM

Just got back -- fucking awesome. The shaky cam is still pretty damn shaky -- that's my only complaint, otherwise it was tight and fun.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at August 4, 2007 8:32 PM

This is the best thing that happened to me all summer.

Posted by: Starbuck at August 4, 2007 8:38 PM

I'm forced to comment on the books vs. movies issue because I can't keep my big mouth shut:

After buying Identity on DVD for funsies and being blown away, I had to read the source. And I couldn't make it through, I was so bored. Maybe it's just because spy books aren't my cup of tea (I haven't read enough to find out), but my props go to the movies for raising the bar.

Posted by: Hannah at August 4, 2007 9:10 PM

"Yeah I read the books too, but who friggin CARES how different the movies are. A decent action movies comes out once a year (on a very good year) Mostly, the best we can hope for is watching mediocre, sorta crappy with good bits, just to try and get a bit of lame-ass fun."

Well, if you're going to change the fundamental premise, why not spare the licensing costs (especially in this case - how many people went to see Identity because of the books, and how many of /them/ wouldn't've gone /anyway/?) and change a little bit more and make something different?

I guess if you're a fan of the property, it's kind of irritating, because it ties up the property as someone else's rights, so you hope you get to see an adaptation of what you love, and then it's like as if Moses decided way back when to join in whipping the slave or whatnot, and became and remained Pharoh's buddy. And then on one can also make the right movie that you wanted to see.

If you're going to ignore the fundamentals, why NOT create an unlicensed movie?

Posted by: Fuggle at August 4, 2007 9:28 PM

I'm not an uberfan of the trilogy itself, and I agree with the comment upthread that the 1st and 2nd movies can get rather boring at times upon subsequent viewings.

That said, I saw this earlier today, and I must admit - it was good. Greengrass did a phenomenal job, and I appreciate his tight, yet not overblown style. Definitely worth seeing in the theater.

As for the acting, David Strathairn and Joan Allen quietly stole the movie for me. Strathairn has been on my radar since Misery, Allen since Pleasantville. Loved their scenes together. Seriously underrated actors, those two.

Damon didn't do much for me, but the character certainly kicks ass (I found the book scene a tad overrated, only because the other assassin gave Bourne a SERIOUS run for his money - wits and fighting style, also the actor was all kinds of HAWT). Seriously, who needs Superman when you have Bourne walking away from accidents consisting of cars flying off of rooftops? Bourne is considered the anti-Bond, but what I appreciated about the Casino Royale Bond is that it was made apparent, while he kicks ass, he's also human and susceptible to serious harm.

POSSIBLE SPOILER AHEAD:
The only thing that really confused me was the opening. Maybe my timeline is screwy, but I thought Supremacy ended with Bourne in New York, calling Landy, telling her she looks tired, etc before his disappearing act. Yet Ultimatum seemed to imply that his last location was Moscow, as if he and Landy hadn't communicated at all.

Posted by: Daphne at August 4, 2007 11:09 PM

I am so NOT in the Bourne target audience. These are normally not my types of movies. But watching the trailer for this one made me want to see it IN the theater and then read all the books. Like now.

So reading this review is even better news! I'm going to surprise the husband and take him to see it tomorrow afternoon. I know he's going to love it and bonus: I will, too.

Posted by: Kathy at August 4, 2007 11:56 PM

The Bourne Conspiracy:

Robert Ludlum had already drafted changes to the Jason Bourne character before he died and before the first movie ever came out.

He had already decided that Bourne was going to be his legacy, and that other writers would be writing Bourne books and making Bourne movies after he passed away, so he offed Marie and shipped off the kids. Technically the estate did that, actually.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/30/business/media/30ludlum.html?ex=1343448000&en=f089ad246145cec9&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss

Posted by: Meander at August 5, 2007 12:21 AM

The Bourne Conspiracy:

Robert Ludlum had already drafted changes to the Jason Bourne character before he died and before the first movie ever came out.

He had already decided that Bourne was going to be his legacy, and that other writers would be writing Bourne books and making Bourne movies after he passed away, so he offed Marie and shipped off the kids. Technically the estate did that, actually.

Posted by: Meander at August 5, 2007 12:22 AM

I just saw it today--people in the packed theater were clapping DURING the movie at the end of fight/chase sequences. It's that good that an entire theater of jaded Angelenos were rooting un-ironically for the good guy.

Posted by: ev at August 5, 2007 12:46 AM

And if there was ever a question about Bourne's status as the thinking man's action hero, he unequivocally answers it by beating the shit out of an assassin with a book. A book, people! How is that for a metaphor?

So, I mentioned the preview that shows this to my dad (I still haven't seen the movie yet; sometime this week...), and, having seen the same preview himself, he busts out with, "Yeah, well, whoever said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me,' obviously never had their throat crushed with a book."

I laughed my ass off. And I am so excited to see this movie (I'm in the middle of a marathon of the first two, so I'm getting good and ready).

Posted by: Cody at August 5, 2007 12:50 AM

Well, I like to sit pretty close. Third row usually. You know, immersive. That backfired like hell with "Transformers", and similarly here I couldn't quite tell what the hell was happening part of the time. I get the verite-ness of the camera work, but damn.

I looked at the first paragraph last night and then left it, just "okay, they liked it, that's cool". And you did give away a lot. But then, maybe I'd have been less disappointed about Paddy being wrenched from me. But then, I was already pre-disappointed that he wasn't going to be playing Andy again. But THEN, I did see "1408" mainly on the strength of the review here. That was a mistake. But while I didn't love this movie entirely as much as Dustin, I did notice at one point that I felt a little uncomfortable and realized I must have just resumed breathing after an unspecified time.

Rather than Bond I see the Damon Bourne as more a plainclothes Batman. Hell, maybe "Identity" helped "Begins", like "yeah!....*that's* how it should look", and with the bike/foot chase here I'd say "Dark Knight"'s got a raised bar to reach. However, I was also strongly reminded of Ferris Bueller in the same scene and suddenly wanted "March of the Swivelheads" to start playing. You('ll) know what I mean.

I also had to think "wait.....wait....that's....no...wait.....OHHHH that's not Brian Cox it's Albert Finney!....I think". And why does Julia Stiles look so much better in these movies than she does anywhere else in film or life? Great hair, both styles, and wardrobe and I realized I'd never noticed her lips before. On the way home there was a cop car stopped in the oncoming lane talking to someone blocking me. The cop left, the car in front resumed, and then I noticed they were shining a little flashlight onto the lawns of the houses, and then turned onto my street. "Who the hell are they looking for?..........Me?!" These movies make you feel very keen yet very paranoid. And thumbs up to Wedge Antilles!

Posted by: Jay at August 5, 2007 2:01 AM

I am sure you meant to quote "My motherfucker is so cool, when he goes to sleep, sheep count him."
Fantastic review though. Going to see the movie tonight.

Posted by: roman at August 5, 2007 1:15 PM

Daphne>> You are correct, but they transformed the ending of Supremacy into a fast forward of the New York events in Ultimatum. That phone call that Bourne makes to her at the end of Supremacy is the exact same call as the one in Ultimatum. At the beginning of Ultimatum they have not communicated yet. I picked up on it right away and spent the whole movie waiting for them to tie it back in.

Posted by: Rob at August 5, 2007 2:50 PM

so...you liked it then?

Posted by: SpiderJerusalem at August 5, 2007 3:04 PM

Great movie. It keeps getting better and better.

http://funnyman-movies.blogspot.com/

Posted by: sayed at August 5, 2007 4:12 PM

Daphne said:

Strathairn has been on my radar since Misery...

I'm assuming you mean Dolores Claiborne? If so, I agree, he was really good in that. It's hard to play that kind of villain without drifting into caricature.

Posted by: canology at August 5, 2007 4:23 PM

Just got back from seeing this, and now I realize I shoulda brought my foam finger. You will never be the same after you see Bourne dispatch a guy with a fucking book. And that car wreck in New York near the end? It was so real, I thought we were all gonna die.

Go see this movie. Now.

Posted by: Jen at August 5, 2007 4:29 PM

"Navel" means bellybutton. "Naval" means having to do with the Navy.

Posted by: Chris at August 5, 2007 5:17 PM

Fucking fantastic! I swear to God I don't think I took a breath for 2 hours.

I'm heading back to the multi-plex to sell some foam fingers.

Posted by: brightphoenix at August 5, 2007 6:04 PM

Saw Bourne this friday and all I could think about this weekend was how EXCELLENT the movie was and how soon I can see it again. I liked the other bourne movies, but this was something else. The action scenes in london and morocco were AMAZING. This movie made me realize how much the summer movies really did dissappoint. GO WATCH THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW....BEST ACTION MOVIE EVER. After seeing the box office numbers (70 million first weekend)...maybe there is hope for a fourth because im not ready for it to end!!!!

Posted by: Sara at August 5, 2007 6:36 PM

Dustin, as many others have mentioned on this comments section, you have written a review that actually "seals it" - THAT'S the guarantee that we've come to trust in you for quite some time now, and speaking only for myself, you have yet to steer me wrong (just after watching 'Maxed Out' on DVD, where I could not have been the slightest prepared for the absolute worst truths about the credit card industry had you not informed me beforehand - thank you very much).

It's certainly gratifying to read that there is less of the 'shaky-cam' indulgence on this one that really pissed me off in the action sequences for 'Supremacy'; I mean, is it so wrong to actually want to SEE Jason kicking ass, rather than head shots of turning quickly, or a leg flying followed by someone crashing into whatever from the sheer force of the blow we didn't get to see in the first place?? (I'm lookin' straight at YOU, 'Batman Begins'- I won't even go there now, ya disappointin' bastard)

The moves, the intensity and instant gratification of seeing Jason so smoothly dispatching of his enemies, even (or especially) the first two, when only then he's just realized/remembered he actually knows how to whup ass, looked so cool and original in the first movie; it's like they packaged those same qualities in a 'Reader's Digest' version on the second go-round to throw in more plot than (I) really needed, and really diluted the action. As someone who has never sat through an entire James Bond film but really loves Sean Connery's characterization; who has boundless dissapointment over the way Batman has been adapted, in all it's incarnations; and still maintains that Mr. Chris Reeve, by default, is the all-time greatest interpretation of a superhero in cinematic 20th-Century film;

Well, alls I know is that Matt, the 'Bourne' character, is absolutely perfect in this role. I love it that you never see a self-satisfied smirk, or knowing wink to the camera captured onscreen. The character is looking out for his own ass and using every means possible to keep the bad guys from getting him, and Matt Damon embodies that single integral instinct perfectly.

For the reader's sake, I sincerely wish that the 'Bourne' series had made their intentions more clear as to how the book was going to be translated to film, or, as one suggested, just name it differently if they were going to stray so far from it.

I for one have been so in love with the first, and yes, to an extent, second 'Bourne' movie, that I'm glad I'm going to see this one with such a positive (and lately mandatory, for me) review from you, Dustin - you're my cinematic guru. (What film review reader hasn't been both attracted, and entertained, by your recently hate-spewed venom for 'Captivity', or by your 180-degree, oppositely ebullious review/experience of this most recent film?)

Extremes in taste and opinion are good, more so now than ever. Entertainment is too damned expensive as it is without rolling the dice on a movie one hasn't been informed about.

Thanks for telling it like it is when you find something really satisfying and worthy of sharing with the rest of us, or, if you'd prefer, we avoid it like the plague (see above examples) - either way, you do it in such an eloquent way that I can't begin to describe, though I take up lots and lots of space on the 'comments' section trying to do just that, don't I?

Early Sunday evening & wanted to pitch in a comment of my own- the heat here in SC is depressing the hell out of me, I wanna die before tomorrow, and Pajiba gives me a great diversion from thinking about that shit. My best to you and your & wifey's newbie, Dustin, and everyone reading who loves Pajiba as I do, sorry to ramble.

Posted by: TMax at August 5, 2007 7:04 PM

Just got back from seeing this, and I can't hold in the excitement any longer. I mean, MY GOD MAN!!! It was just bloody amazing. I took my parents, and my mother now demands to see the first two so she can watch this again and understand what's going on better.

I seriously think Jason Bourne just clenched his steely fist around my stomach, shook me for two hours, then let go and said, "breathe, it's over."

Posted by: Hannah at August 5, 2007 8:44 PM

OK this movie was tha bomb!I want to see it again it was so good!The action was WOW!Matt damon never looked better!I love the fight scene let me tell you intense!It was like the best fight scene in any movie,well I think!I know!Now I have to watch the other two, well the second i already saw the first!cant wait oh yeah!

Posted by: alesha at August 5, 2007 9:55 PM

I REALLY LIKED THIS MOVIE BUT I ALSO LLOOVVEEDD ALL THOSE OTHER MOVIES ESPECIALLY TRANSFORMERS!THEY WERE ALSO THA BOMB!

Posted by: alesha at August 5, 2007 9:58 PM

I'm assuming you mean Dolores Claiborne?

D'oh! Yes, that's right, canology! I recalled Kathy Bates and David, and my mind directly went to Misery for some reason, although I think it was James Caan in Misery. Thanks for setting me straight.

Rob, thanks for clarifying, although the timeline still doesn't make sense to me. But you know, it's Sunday evening, and it's probably best for me to let it go.

Posted by: Daphne at August 5, 2007 10:00 PM

I am just now realizing that Pajiba is perhaps the only site on the internet that has perhaps more horny female geeks than horny male geeks. Net Nirvana has been attained.

Posted by: franklinaire at August 6, 2007 2:12 AM

This review was bittersweet for me, because it's the kind of review that puts a gleeful smile on my face and fills me with a sense that something is right in the world - but I really don't like action movies. I've resisted going to see the Bourne movies ever since the beginning, simply because whenever I let male friends force me to watch action movies they swear are "so cool!", I fall asleep half-way through or watch most of it through my fingers, trying to block out the blood all over the screen. I've never seen an action movie that didn't bore me or annoy me.


And then, last night, a couple guy friends caught me at a moment when I was truly just desperate to leave the house, and dragged me to the Bourne Ultimatum.

It was awesome. It was FUCKING awesome. I think I actually spent the whole movie leaning forward and grinning maniacally, unwilling to miss a second of the awesomeness. I kind of want to see it again just thinking about it. I'd actually watch action movies if they were all like the Bourne Ultimatum. But as it is, just the fact that someone like myself could love the movie has got to be a sign that they did something right.

Posted by: Claire at August 6, 2007 8:56 AM

Sooo ... having been warned by Pajiba, I shaved me-self clean top to toe to head off any sudden impulse to come away with a handful of, umm, ouch, during an intense moment of Bourne love. It would have been better if I came slapped with a square foot of Dramamine pads. Please, someone, get Paul some VR lens, because the man. Can't. Stop. Even when two headshots are talking to each other in a contemplative atmosphere the camera swims and bobs. Why God, why? I can't tell if I liked the movie, it may have been good, but the constant sensation of wanting to throw up smothered everything else like a wet blanket.

Posted by: Third Shift at August 6, 2007 9:27 AM

Based on this review, I was able to convince seven dinner guests (overly educated media snobs [used deliberately and affectionately] and highly doubtful of action movies and Damon, to boot!) to join me in seeing this movie.

We spontaneously and simultaneously cheered when Bourne KICKED ASS WITH A BOOK. Best $10.50 per any of us had spent in a long time.

P.s. Probably got seven new readers to this site as a result of your review alone.

Posted by: rudy at August 6, 2007 10:27 AM

I saw it, and need to see it again. I sat in the front row, which was a poor choice - the action was terribly hard to follow up close. I'm not too distressed though because this is one of those films that I wouldn't balk at paying to see it twice.

Posted by: Amanda at August 6, 2007 1:49 PM

The damn shaky-cam is everyone's major gripe, it seems, and I agree with Third Shift about the bobbing camera even when it's not an action shot. That's not realism, Greengrass, that's you being a pretentious jackass! Whenever I find myself spying on two CIA chiefs talking in a neighboring office building (or two regular people talking in my office), I try really hard to hold my head still so as not to upset my stomach -- even after a night of hard drinking, I usually don't see wobbling heads.

When I'm running up stairs after an assassin (or chase my dogs into the house), or driving fast to elude the police (or cut off that asshole driving slow in the left lane), I make sure to hold my head still to get a better fix on whatever I'm looking at.

The people have spoken: Stop it with the goddamn shaky cam!

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at August 6, 2007 2:26 PM

sorry to not go along with the crowd but this movie sucked. nothing happened. the music and quick editing as well as the shaky camera are intended to get your heart thumping but if you've seen a few action flicks before you've seen this crapfest before. sorry gang.

Posted by: bob at August 6, 2007 2:50 PM

Greengrass apparently wouldn't know how to direct someone to hold a camera if his life depended on it. An 11 year old kid with cerebral palsy could do a far better job of camera work.

What overwise might have been an excellent film, my condolences to the rest of the cast & crew, was literally, LITERALLY UNBEARABLE! I could not watch 90% of the film for the chronic (like a disease) shaking of the camera. I am not against this effect altogether but not for 100% of the film for cryin out loud!

If I ever see Greengrass's name on a film again I'll know better & save myself a headache & the price of a ticket!

Posted by: Matt at August 6, 2007 3:55 PM

".....a cinematic floor plan that would make Ludwig Mies van der Rohe proud ..."
Dustin, you make my heart ache!
Can't wait to see my husband's "twin" kick some major ass!

Posted by: courtney at August 6, 2007 5:38 PM

Sorry to be a wet blanket here, but the Bourne movies don't even come close to the Bourne books, not even the same universe. Before I start getting flamed, I will completely agree that Matt Damon does a great action movie hero, and I somewhat enjoyed the first 2 movies but the disappointment overwhelmed that.

The books had a flow and common theme that wasn't even remotely addressed in the movies. In the books, Jason Bourne is a fictional assassin created by Treadstone to draw out Carlos the Jackal. David Webb ends up with amnesia, and starts believing the Bourne persona, but Carlos is out to kill Jason Bourne. So Bourne has to use his individual wiles and resources to survive (since he doesn't remember that he has Treadstone to help). At the end of 'Identity' he gets his memory back, and starts to recover with the help of Marie St. Jacques (Kreutz in the film). The point of this is that in 'Ultimatum', Carlos comes back for revenge against Bourne/Webb and his family. Interesting point, Matt Damon said in an interview, before filming had started on 'Ultimatum', that they had already done 'The Bourne Ultimatum' so if anyone had any suggestions for the next movie please send them in. I remember screaming at the TV screen 'How about doing the actual Bourne books, then you would have an idea.' There is a thread of sacrifice, of recovery, of need to belong, of humanity. Not just one car chase (or motorcycle chase) after another, one beating after another.

Are these decent, maybe even great action movies - yes, but I hate Hollywood pitching "Hey let's make the Bourne books, we've already got a great built-in audience." Then we go see it, and other than the names there's nothing in common. Part of what was great in 'Identity' was the Marie character's fish-out-of-water banker adapting to the world of intrigue that Jason lived in; was seeing David Webb come out of the dark and recover his humanity, only to have revert back to what he fought so desperately to leave behind in order to save his family.

Before you flame, at least read the books and see if maybe I have a point.

Posted by: m8simpson at August 6, 2007 7:35 PM

Ultimatum is two hours of fun. You check your critical faculties at the door, and just believe that anything is possible. This includes CIA techies who can find (inside 30 seconds) the life history of anyone on earth; photograph him/her (live) in real time; and have him killed by hit-men who never ask why. Anyone who has ever been in Manhattan will roar at Straithairn's command to "lock down a 12-block area". A six-minute judo slugfest leaves Bourne barely nicked. The confused jumble of Tangier rooftops fails to keep Bourne and his lady friend from miraculously fnding each other just as the assassin closes in. And so on. This movie is delightful bullshit, so detached from real life likelihood it makes The Wizard of Oz look like a BBC documentary. The most memorable lines come when Joan Allen asks the fascist Straithairn when the indiscriminate killing (of friend and foe alike) will stop. He replies "When we win." George Bush couldn't have said it better.

Posted by: Trolley Man at August 6, 2007 9:55 PM

Ok you guys made us go see it. Keep in mind I am not an action flick fan, we are TOTAL homebodies during the work week, and we rarely ever see anything first run anymore. But we went. Paid full price.

It was worth every damn cent. I've rarely ever had such a physical reaction to a movie. I was flexing my abs the whole time, especially during the car scenes. My husband was a ball of tense.

Fucking. Loved it. I noticed the unrealistic touches the person above me (or two above me) pointed out, and I didn't care, LOL. It was that good. Whoever said the score was perfect is right, too. It never interfered with the action. Just enhanced it, as a score SHOULD do. And at times, no music, which is good, too.

God, the hand to hand combat with Desh was the best.

Posted by: Kathy at August 6, 2007 10:41 PM

Hey...thanks for spoiling the stuff about what happens to the reporter in your review w/out any warning. I really appreciate it.

Posted by: whol at August 7, 2007 12:13 AM

Trolley Man, you don't even mention *MINOR SPOILERS* Bourne watching CIA high officers doing secret confidential work from a neighboring office building through unshielded glass windows the size of a barn door (including Strathairn taking pains to show the "Top Secret Blackbriar" file to anyone who happens to be looking into his office at the time), or Bourne just walking into highly secured offices of top government intelligence officials without even a receptionist asking his business. Totally ridiculous, and totally rollicking good times. Good times!

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at August 7, 2007 12:17 AM

whol, about 90% of the reviews I have read mention that *MINOR SPOILER* Paddy buys the farm pretty quick -- it's about 15 minutes into the flick, so not much of a spoiler.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at August 7, 2007 12:21 AM

You know you have something good when a good chunk of the comments are of people who weren't action movie fans, but liked this flick. It is a sign of good decision making somewhere in the production when you have that kind of response.

For those who are fans of the books: I did check them out, and while I haven't finished them, I see how you may be disappointed. But I think most of the problem was that the books have a rhythm that just didn't translate well to the films. I know that one reported problem was that the real Carlos the Jackal was in jail in France, and that led to issues with using him, so that is why the plot was so radically altered.

As a small consolation, since it is apparently stretched the first novel over three films, they do still have somewhere to go.

But there is a film version of Identity that followed the books more closely, combining the first and second novels:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bourne_Identity_%281988_film%29

Posted by: Vermillion at August 7, 2007 12:28 AM

I need to get me one of those foam fingers.

Posted by: Arwen at August 7, 2007 5:18 AM

Now, Vermillion, everyone knows that the real Carlos (aka Bruce Willis) was killed by Richard Gere's girlfriend.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at August 7, 2007 12:27 PM

I enjoyed the premise of the film, the choreography of the action sequences and the character development. But I have to agree wholeheartedly with Matt. Seeing how there is no way I can better phrase my displeasure with the camera work, I'm copying and pasting verbatim:

"Greengrass apparently wouldn't know how to direct someone to hold a camera if his life depended on it. An 11 year old kid with cerebral palsy could do a far better job of camera work.

What overwise might have been an excellent film, my condolences to the rest of the cast & crew, was literally, LITERALLY UNBEARABLE! I could not watch 90% of the film for the chronic (like a disease) shaking of the camera. I am not against this effect altogether but not for 100% of the film for cryin out loud!"

Jason Bourne deserved better and Greengrass needs to realize that there is a better way to build action and suspense in a film than through the gratuitous use of extreme close-ups and frenetic camerawork. Also, calm steady camera equals time of peace and ease; angry, shaky camera equals ass kicking action? I'm intelligent enough to understand this without the nauseating feeling that accompanies that style.

There was a scowl on my face the entire time that the plot simply didn't deserve.

Posted by: Erica O. at August 7, 2007 12:43 PM

One of the things I love best about Bourne (and the reason that this is one of the few action films I enjoy) is that there's no glee. No snappy line after he kills someone. He does it because he has to, because the circumstances forced him to, but he's never untouched. Seems uncomfortable with it. There's no glamour. I like that. He's one of the most human action heroes around.

One of the Not-Normally-An-Action-Fan women :-)

Posted by: BourneFan at August 7, 2007 5:39 PM

I really like this movie. However, the shaky camera, during the action scenes really bothered me. I couldn't tell who was kicking who's ass and how. It was fucking annoying. I love ass kicking scenes and it pissed me the hell off that I couldn't marvel at the cool ass licking moves. Argh that is all.

Posted by: Trini at August 7, 2007 10:21 PM

i totaly agree with this review.i saw this movie twice and second time around it was totaly just as good as the first time.i consider it so awsome i want to see it again.the fight scenes were like awsome,if bourne can kick ass with a book well thats just really great,what more can u ask for. though i have to admit the the shakey camera was annoying but i just forgot about it.

Posted by: anna at August 7, 2007 11:00 PM

Okay, OKAY, I will go see it for Greengrass, though it stars Pigboy Two (Pigboy One is Mark Wahlberg).

As opposed to Clive Owen or Daniel Craig, who are sexy and cool and in TRL could kick Matt Damon's ass.

Does anyone think Julia Stiles looks like Jimminy Cricket? Just me?

Posted by: Janis at August 8, 2007 4:52 AM

I'm going to watch The Bourne Ultimatum and post The only thing that can make this film better is if it was titled Bourne Free.... Dustin, you are a genius.

Posted by: xine at August 9, 2007 2:32 AM

This movie totally rocked my balls off. It was more enjoyable than almost any summer movie I saw this year and it managed to have some brains at the same time. I kinda wanna go see it again!

Posted by: chriso at August 9, 2007 2:54 AM

first,i dont care if i'm the first or last or whatever person to say this but....the fact that the bourne dood CANT ACT!?!?sorta spoils it for me...

Posted by: notsofast at August 9, 2007 6:30 PM

He beat the shit out of a guy with a book, and then killed him with a dish towel!

Posted by: chenry at August 15, 2007 1:30 PM

I read the Bourne Ultimatum then saw the movie. I had to go back and examine the book to be sure it had the same title. There was no resemblence between the movie and the book. Why?

Posted by: Badddgolfer at August 25, 2007 9:48 AM

I completely agree about the camera work--it made following the action next to impossible! I guess I am one of the females that love this series--I agree with an earlier poster who said his lack of joy in the killing is part of the hook. He's not some crazed man with a gun killing people-- he's a person, victim in a sense trying to make the best of what he's been dealt. Being a detail-obsessed person myself, I LOVE the way his mind thinks and is always ahead of the enemy. I would've liked a little more back story on his relationship to Nikki/and the training in general-- we waited three movies to get "the rest of the story" and I was left wanting a little more...

Posted by: Lechreba at August 26, 2007 6:46 PM

The end of this movie is so badass. Also, I could see where Julia Stiles does kinda look like Jiminy Cricket. A sexy Jiminy Cricket.

Posted by: Justin at August 28, 2007 10:48 AM

OMG!!! this was the best movie EVA! I never had seen the other movies (aka 1 and 2) or heard about them until my brother got a friend over and we saw Ultimatum. That night we got numbe 1, number 2 was sold out :( !

I loved this review your use of metaphors and similies were amazing, I have to write reviews all the time for books, and I've seen many other ones... A++++ review!

Anyway this movie is a perfect one for anyone who likes a bit of everything even comdey (even if its not obvious) Matt Damon is the PERFECT guy for the role and should be praised for his GREAT performance. Eveything is perfect there was nothing and I kid you not NOTHING bad about this film.

Hope you watch it!

Posted by: Em'n'Em at September 14, 2007 6:55 AM

OMG! again... I just forgot to tell you, I'm actualy in the process of writing the next Bourne movie, ok so I haven't exactly made it official, just something I do in my spare time, I've only done the story line, but its good, so guys DON'T think that The Bourne Movies are over just yet... you never know... :D wish me luck!

Posted by: Em'n'Em at September 14, 2007 7:07 AM

"And that car wreck in New York near the end? It was so real, I thought we were all gonna die."

RIGHT??

In the theater I was in, you could HEAR the collective intake of breath when those cars collided...For those who say movies are unsociable, eat it! I felt like I was not only in the movie and about to die, but I almost had to turn around and ask the middle-aged lady behind me if she was okay...I loved all 3 of these movies. A novel is a different thing than a screenplay - get over it!!! Certain literary tools do not translate onscreen and vice versa so just let it go..I'm sure Robert Ludlum is thrilled that his work lives on in a form that he could be proud of. This movie was spare and thrilling - 2 of my favorite things.

Posted by: wickedopinion at September 23, 2007 5:53 PM

Finally saw this movie and truly enjoyed it. Very sparse, taut, etc. I too would have liked more about the original training/applied behaviorist stuff that made him Jason Bourne but not if it would have detracted from the film's fantastic momentum. Even the music is perfect. The scenes in Morocco were incredible...every detail: the glass shards on the roof tops, the floor tiles in the apartments and the jump-ably spaced buildings. This movie did a rare thing; it didn't make me doubt the worth of the ticket price.

Posted by: Louise at September 29, 2007 3:43 PM

Goes without question, Ultimatum was the ULTIMATE - but will someone please explain to me when the visit to the Neski daughter (in Supremacy) fits into the timeline since Ultimatum begins after Supremacy's tunnel car accident and draws towards it's end during the Landy NY conversation from Supremacy. This is the only thing wracking my brain about this serious series!
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Posted by: i. mcgee at October 21, 2007 9:41 PM

sheesh, so much moaning. After tseeing this movie in the theatre, and now on dvd i have to say, boo hiss to the people that moan about the shaky camera sequences. For anyone that has ever been in any real life action sequences (a hijacking, a stick up etc) you would know that things happen quickly, and in my personal experience that is the view you have of what happens, you dont see it as a whole, but disjointed bits. If you cant stand the shaking, take a dramamine or stay the hell out. If you have any knowledge of Greengrass you would have known it would have been like that.

For the moaners and readers out there, yeah, the people who say the books are better, boo hiss. I am a huge fan of Ludlum, as all the books on my shelves will attest but sheesh, the brilliance of the first book was undeniable, but the second was not that well structured while the third one was almost incoherent. the second and Third books would not have translated well into the movie. the general world politics are radically different ( a nod to that with the Russian GRU agent freelancing in Supremacy) from what it was at the time of the books. also, Carlos the Jackal has now been proven of a kind of idiot savant when it came to violence who bragged about more things that he actually did. Even the KGB didnt want anything to do with him and booted him out of their camp for his shitty attitude.

Lastly. Anyone who has ever read Ludlum will realise that his storylines are complicated and intricate, both things which dont translate well into celluloid. Rule one: Dont confuse your Audience.

Bourne Rocks!

Posted by: Stofjas at January 1, 2008 6:34 AM