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Requiem for a Sports Fan


Big Fan / Dustin Rowles

Film Reviews | August 28, 2009 | Comments (50)


Big Fan, the directing debut of Robert D. Siegel (who wrote The Wrestler), is the all-too-accurate portrayal of Paul Aufiero (Patton Oswalt), a sad, pathetic, mentally imbalanced, unhealthily obsessed fan of the New York Giants. It’s a brutal, unflinching depiction, so uncomfortable in parts that it’s difficult to watch. And, for anyone going in to a Patton Oswalt film expecting a comedy, put those expectations aside. Big Fan is a dark, realistic look at the kind of guy you know exists, but would almost rather not know. And while it’s a well-written, well directed, and well-acted movie, it’s not one that’s particularly enjoyable to watch.

Paul Aufiero works a night-shift at a parking garage in Staten Island, collecting money from patrons while listening to local sports talk radio. He spends much of his shift composing anti-Philadelphia Eagle rants on a notepad that he delivers on the talk-radio program once he gets home, to the immense pleasure of his equally pathetic best friend, Saul (Kevin Corrigan), who listens in awe each night from his bed. Paul lives with his mother in what’s clearly the same room he grew up in — it’s plastered with New York Giants paraphernalia, highlighted by a huge poster of his favorite Giant, defensive lineman Quantrell Bishop (Jonathon Hamm). Each night, after delivering his talk-radio spiel, Paul gets under his NFL sheets and masturbates himself to sleep, content with his day singularly obsessing over the Giants. The one break in Paul’s pitiable routine comes on Sundays, when he and Saul go to the Meadowlands for the tailgate party before hooking up a small television to the car and watching the game from the parking lot outside of the stadium.

The unsettling break in his routine comes one night while Paul and Saul are eating pizza at a gas station and notice Quantrell Bishop, along with his entourage, outside pumping gas. Thrilled at the prospect of meeting his favorite player, Paul tails Quantrell to a Manhattan strip club, where an innocent fan interaction goes bad. Quantrell senselessly beats the living hell out of Paul, putting him in the hospital for several days, and earning himself a suspension from the team. At this point, you’d expect the movie to be about a fan coping with the fact that his favorite player on his favorite team hospitalized him — how a fan was alienated and ostracized by the rest of the city for getting the star player suspended and threatening the Giants’ playoff run. And how he rose above the criticism and was vindicated when he won a multimillion dollar verdict against the star player.

This is not that movie.

Paul feels guilty; he doesn’t want to be responsible for the Giants coming apart down the stretch. He wants to quietly make the case go away. He doesn’t want to pursue charges. He doesn’t want to sue. He just wants everything to return to the way it was before the beating — he wants to spend his days in the parking garage composing rants for sports talk radio and masturbating himself to sleep in his mother’s house. Every night. For the rest of his life.

Instead, Big Fan takes an ever darker turn, and goes into unexpected places, but what’s remarkable is that everything that happens is in keeping with the Oswalt’s character. You don’t want to think that anyone’s hero worship could be as obstinate and pathetic as Paul’s is, but you know that people like him exist, and that they’d make the same heartbreakingly boneheaded choices.


It’s appropriate, too, that Siegel wrote The Wrestler script for Darren Aronovsky, because Big Fan almost feels like the sports version of Aronovsky’s Requiem for a Dream, traveling the same sort of downward spiral. It’s a bleak film, deliberate, slow, and ugly. My God is it ugly - cinematographer Michael Simmonds seems to take pains to illustrate what an unattractive schlub Patton Oswalt is — he’s like a tubby, greasy-pizza of a man, and everything about Big Fan makes you want to go home and take a shower, as if the stinky oiliness of fast-good grease, Mountain Dew, and crusty semen had rubbed off on you. It’s an unnerving study of a terribly warped sports fan, and while there is some humor in places, it’s nothing you ever find yourself laughing at. You flinch and grimace and squirm and hope that the band-aid will be removed as quickly as possible. But it never is. Robert Siegel tears it off slowly and painfully. And while it’s a movie that deserves to be seen, it’s not a movie you’d consider seeing twice.

This review was originally published during the Boston International Film Festival. The movie opens in limited release today.

Dustin Rowles is the publisher for Pajiba. You can email him or leave a comment below.


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Posted by: henchman for hire at April 27, 2009 4:22 PM

Makes me think this is the incarnate version of one of those KFC meals that Patton described as "a failure pile in a sadness bowl"... I'm glad it's dark and not redemptive/happy ending shite.

Posted by: staramour at April 27, 2009 4:29 PM

I've heard about this for a while now. Where the hell is a goddam trailer? Where? WHERE'S A TRAILER ROWLES? COME ON! GIMME A FRIGGIN' LINK!

Posted by: Skitz at April 27, 2009 4:31 PM

"I'm going to go in the bathroom with a bowl of buttery egg noodles, and breadcrumbs, and fail, and whatever you do, DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR!"

God, this sounds like an even more painful version of Punch Drunk Love and I couldn't even make it far enough in that movie to see if his life turned around.

Posted by: twig at April 27, 2009 4:40 PM

I'm sorry to be that person, but do you mean "Staten Island," by any chance?

Posted by: Slash at April 27, 2009 5:01 PM

It's been thirty minutes since my last post requesting a trailer. I've hit refresh twenty-three times. I've cross-referenced Pajiba on Facebook as well. My interest in seeing a film about an obsessive fan is waning.

Just checked Facebook again. Nothing...

Posted by: Skitz at April 27, 2009 5:03 PM

I'll be outside your joint later. No hurry.

Just give me the link.

Actually, I'll just let myself in...

Posted by: Skitz at April 27, 2009 5:05 PM

Actually, you can post the link for the trailer on my Facebook page.

It's me again. Skitz.

Just checking...

Posted by: Skitz at April 27, 2009 5:08 PM

Ha... No luck, huh?

(sigh)

Posted by: Skitz at April 27, 2009 5:11 PM

Skitz, this is hilarious. Could you start referring to Dustin as Nikki?

Posted by: branded at April 27, 2009 5:31 PM

Hi, uh, Dustin, this is Skitz. I started commenting, um, little over a year ago. I'm just wanted to say that I've had a great time... and you should post that trailer tomorrow, or in two days, whatever. Anyway, you know my email...

Posted by: Skitz at April 27, 2009 6:02 PM

Hi, Dustin, this is Skitz again. Could you just call me when you see this? I'm gonna be up for awhile and I'd just rather speak to you in person instead of trying to fit it all into -

Posted by: Skitz at April 27, 2009 6:03 PM

It sounds like this movie is depressing as hell and has little in the way of likable characters. Thanks but no thanks. If I want a great, big, fat downer, I will just watch the news. At least then, I can be depressed and well informed.

Posted by: Androstarr at April 27, 2009 6:06 PM

Hi, Dustin, I just refreshed cuz I thought your site might've cut me off when I, before I finished commenting. Anyway, uh, and, y'know, and also, sorry to post so many times, but you were still posting new stories when I last checked so I knew you'd see this. Anyhow, uh, my emai...

Posted by: Skitz at April 27, 2009 6:06 PM

Shit. I hit "post comment" before I was done. That's it. I just wanna see the trailer. I didn't want you to think I was weird or desperate, or... we should just hang out and see where it goes cuz it's nice and, y'know, no expectations. Ok? Thanks a lot. Bye bye.

It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry... This is Skitz.

Posted by: Skitz at April 27, 2009 6:08 PM

Hey Dustin. Rhubarb here. I hardly ever comment, but I'm just letting you know, if we lose Skitz because of a trailer I might have to break up with Pajiba.

Cheers.

Posted by: general rhubarb at April 27, 2009 6:26 PM

Oh my god, Skitz. Have you ever heard of a guy named RUPERT PUPKIN?

Because... dude...

Oh. my. GOD.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at April 27, 2009 6:55 PM

As an unapologetic Confederacy of Dunces fan, I must say...
Patton Oswalt MUST be Ignatious J. in the movie, dammit! Cast that muthafucka already. This movie proves he has the chops.

Maryscott: Hee-hee. Bet Skitz has a cardboard cutout of Dustin in his basement.

Posted by: brouhaha at April 27, 2009 7:28 PM

highlighted by a huge poster of his favorite Giant, defensive lineman Quantrell Bishop (Jonathon Hamm).

The dude from Mad Men is pulling a Tropic Thunder? Wow.

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at April 27, 2009 8:46 PM

He spends much of his shift composing anti-Philadelphia Eagle rants on a notepad that he delivers on the talk-radio program once he gets home

You sure he's not an Eagles fan?

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 27, 2009 9:12 PM

I live in hardcore football city and have seen guys like this at tailgates. The type of guy who unprovoked would dump a beer on an opposing fan, or no foolin challenge someone on a sports chat board to a fight.

Posted by: stryker1121 at April 27, 2009 9:35 PM

"Have you ever heard of a guy named RUPERT PUPKIN?"

Yeah, MO'C - he's the fucking Kraut what invented the Cabbage Patch Kids. See, in 1982, a young lad by he name of...

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LINK MAN?! COME ON, DON'T I SOMEWHAT CONTRIBUTE AROUND HERE?! I MEAN... FUCKINGFUCKFUCFKETEER, ALL I WANT IS THE TRAILER FOR. THE. MOVIE.

Done & done & diggety ding dong donaroosky, y'know?

Look... Sorry about all the... FUCK THE SHIT I TYPED BEFORE, MAN... Just gimme a taste of the trailer, huh? How 'bout I put on this wig, yeah? That push your buttons? That punch your Benji Buttons?

...

Like I said in some other thread... Hammers are on sale. Don't make me get coo-coo, huh? Cocoa Puff? No kooky smashy?

...

Posted by: Skitz at April 28, 2009 12:01 AM

...

...

Fine.

...

I don't like Patton Oswalt anyhow.

...

...

...

Now quit looking out the window.

...

Your garage is unlocked.

Posted by: Skitz at April 28, 2009 12:04 AM

"It’s an unnerving study of a terribly warped sports fan"
---
Not "sports" fan. Football fan. Because when you need to zoom right past "warped" to "terribly warped," you skip right over the baseball fan, the basketball fan and the hockey fan and get you some football fans.

This is a documentary.

Also: skitz ... words fail me. "You're so fuckin'funny" just doesn't cut it. Sorry, but that's the best I can do, I never won an EE.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 28, 2009 1:18 AM

Thank you, Skitz. I'm at work this morning laughing so hard I can't draw enough breath to explain why I am damn near crying to my boss and co-workers. You are brilliant!

Posted by: Eyvi at April 28, 2009 8:07 AM

Skitz got awful quite all of a sudden. I'd check your rabbit cages, Dustin.

Posted by: Sweetie Dahling at April 28, 2009 12:17 PM

Skitz -
Out. Fucking. Standing.

Posted by: Kballs at April 28, 2009 2:27 PM

Shoot Skitz, where you been? I have missed your prolific entries SO VERY MUCH. But I wouldn't provoke Dustin, he's too mellow to bite...wasn't it TK who used to get real jumpy?

Posted by: replica at April 28, 2009 7:59 PM

Skitz is busy fashioning a crude Dustin mask out of latex, string and mac and cheese boxes. I'm sure he'll be back soon.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at August 28, 2009 10:55 AM

brouhaha, you are on it. I DEMAND to see Patton Oswalt's pyloric valve flutter, pause briefly as though considering its options, then slam shut.

Posted by: sansho1 at August 28, 2009 11:05 AM

So what’s wrong with masturbating in the home you grew up in?

Posted by: Guess Who@ at August 28, 2009 11:24 AM

Dustin, quick, kidnap Skitz's poodle. It's your only hope!

Posted by: Wednesday at August 28, 2009 11:31 AM

I really want to see this, there's something about ugly films that makes me realize life could be worse. Plus, when well done, they're mesmerizing.

Posted by: George at August 28, 2009 11:42 AM

I would never defend people like the film's subject, except insofar as to support their right to waste their life however they can convince other people to let them, but... I just can't imagine what or whom this film is for. Believe me I'm not the kind of guy who wants everything to be sappy happy crap, but I feel like you don't paint this vivid a picture this painstakingly of something this ugly unless you're trying to say something, and the only people who would "learn" something from this aren't going to go to it because they'll know in advance that it's going to tear their life to shreds... and furthermore they've probably heard it all before.

Now if it did something grand like tying our sports obsession in with the fall of Rome, that might be something, but "look at the ugly little man... no, keep watching"... what is the point other than to make people feel either uncomfortable or superior?

Posted by: Eep at August 28, 2009 11:56 AM

Jesus, that read like an autobiography aside from getting the shit kicked out of me by my favorite player. Dan Marino is getting old and I'm pretty sure I could handle myself against him if he started shit after I made a remark about having to watch those damn Nutrisystem commercials all the time.

Since you didn't mention anything about Marisa Tomei going topless I'm going to have to assume this will be even more depressing than The Wrestler. Without some nudity or a few insults at Jets fans I'm not sure I could handle this movie.

Posted by: Dave at August 28, 2009 12:39 PM

Ummm, just a thought, Skitz. Go to the "trailer" page and scroll down the alphabetized list.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Treena at August 28, 2009 1:10 PM

Dave, I believe I saw Dan Marino in a Pittsburgh bar a couple years ago. Don't start, cause you still wouldn't stand a chance, bro.

So happy! A good movie to see! I'm sure it's playing in my town with its 27 screens! And the Robin Williams movie too? That's gotta be here!

*checks listings in paper*

Um-hmm ... um-hmmm ...

Hmmm ...

HMMM?

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMotherfuck!

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at August 28, 2009 1:13 PM

how come the alt-text for the trailer button says 'pink'

secret message?

Posted by: VinKong at August 28, 2009 4:15 PM

Yeah who am I kidding TCFKAB. Its Dan Marino, the greatest QB of all time and the man who spawned the career of Jim Carrey. Hell, I'd let him kick my ass and be proud of it. Then I'd go out and buy all the Nutrisystem stuff I could find so that I could loose weight and kick people's ass who talk shit about him.

Posted by: Dave at August 28, 2009 4:32 PM

The BIG problem with this movie is that it gives me no understanding if the reviewer ENJOYED the uncomfortable feeling.

Is this a positive review?

Posted by: Roger at August 28, 2009 6:59 PM

I'm probably gonna skip this cause the idea of seeing any incarnation of Patton Oswalt getting his ass kicked by his hero gives me the sads. :(

Really good interview with Patton Oswalt:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/patton-oswalt,32085/1/

This AV Club interview rules, he even mentions Spike from BTVS! I lurve Patton Oswalt.

Posted by: Mebe at August 28, 2009 7:27 PM

I just want that Dallas Sucks shirt he's wearing. Anyone dare me to wear it out and about? (I live in Dallas.)

I was at this pub the other night and my dorky friend from Wisconsin put on her stupid fucking cheese hat. I was laughing at her and we were generally having a good time when this skinny drunk 20 something douche comes over and says this:

I WAS THINKING ABOUT TAKING THAT OFF YOUR HEAD AND TEARING IT UP. GO BOYS!!!!!

I just looked at him for a few seconds, blinking, taking him in.

Then I leaned in close to him and indicated that I wanted to whisper in his ear. I hissed VERY quietly "She will slice your throat open."

He started to snort and I stopped him and said, loudly, "OPEN."

Snor----"OPEN. THROAT. OPEN."

He finally decided we were the bad kind of crazy and went back to his shitty pool game.

I hate Dallas fans.

Oh um, this movie? I want to see it? I loved Punch Drunk Love, so this sounds up my proverbial alley.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at August 28, 2009 8:06 PM

From the AV Club interview:

"There’s something kind of beautiful about that pure love of things. Like, “I’ll show Big Fan that I love the thing I love by hating everything else.” Yeah, I’m not a sports fan, but I certainly am good to ask about film and food and literature and comic books, so there’s certainly a big part of that guy in me. And you know, look at the comment threads on The A.V. Club. [Laughs.] Full of delightful little Paul Aufieros. They either want to say how much they love this thing that is being written about, which I always think is beautiful, or what I think is even more beautiful, they have to make sure that the world knows that, under their pseudonym, they hate this thing. They think, “I’ve got to go on record.” In their minds, there will be an afterlife where they’re presented with an inventory of everything they could have commented on, and are asked, “Did you step up and make your voice heard?” Maybe there’s like a weird commenter’s nirvana. Is there anything different if you go into every comment thread to say that something sucks? How is that different from a guy who goes to church every single week and praises God and rebukes Satan? There’s some weird afterlife that they’re doing time for."

I'm a little embarrassed.

Posted by: TSF at August 28, 2009 9:28 PM

That part was amazing. So true.

Looking forward to Caprica, made me feel bad about not watching Dollhouse but damn that show looks lame.

Posted by: Mebe at August 28, 2009 11:50 PM

First of all -- Mabe, if you can suffer through the first five episodes of Dollhouse, you will not regret it. Patton Oswalt is in episode 6 (!), and it gets better from there.

Second, Dallas does suck. Dallas sucks hard. It sucks hard elephant dick. No, wait, it sucks huge bags of elephant shit, all the time thinking to itself, "Boy, does this elephant shit taste good. But you know what would be even better? Sucking elephant dick totally covered in elephant shit. 'Cuz then when then elephant cumz in my mouth so hard elephant jizz sprays all in my mouth and over my face and body, the cum will be totally mixed with elephant shit, so it will taste EVEN BETTER, and I can spend all day licking up elephant cum mixed with elephant shit." That is how hard Dallas sucks.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at August 29, 2009 2:21 AM

As a Dallas Cowboys fan, there's nothing more delicious than the pathetic rants of Cowboy haters.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at August 29, 2009 1:41 PM

Mebe, not Mabe, glad to hear it Dollhouse gets better. I love Joss to much to abandon him.

Posted by: Mebe at August 29, 2009 9:07 PM

I know nothing of this football of which you people speak of. Football (played with foots) where I'm situated is dominated by Celtic & Rangers, which probably get's just about as ugly, if not more so.

And I know nothing about Dallas except for the fact it's in Texas. I have been told on numerous occasions that you do not, in fact, mess with Texas.

Posted by: TSF at August 30, 2009 2:00 PM

As an Eagles fan there's nothing creepier than people with handles like Uncle Mikey. Go touch a kid why dont'cha.

Enjoy the basement in 09'. Roy Williams...yup...he's your answer alright.

Posted by: PissBoy at August 31, 2009 9:34 AM

Cowboys? Eagles? Wait ... who won the Super Bowl?

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at August 31, 2009 10:47 AM





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