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Bender’s Big Score / Phillip Stephens

Film Reviews | November 29, 2007 | Comments (50)


We’re living in a very interesting time, when the power of pop-memory is pervasive enough to bring life back to defunct bands and unjustly cancelled TV shows, or any other invention whose fires still stoked in the public’s consciousness long after their “official” demise. Television in particular has benefited from the glories of the Information Age and its internet synapses, seeing the return of shows like “Family Guy” (puke), “FarScape” and “MST3K” (in multiple new guises), shows whose fan base was a mile-long and an inch-deep. The latest show to rapturously rise from its digital grave happens to be one of my favorites: “Futurama,” the loveable sci-fi comedy and lovechild of Simpsons-deity Matt Groening.

Rather than a full-blown renewal, “Futurama” has been revived in the form of four direct-to-DVD movies, each of which can be viewed as a full-length feature, or which will later be minced into four separate episodes per movie and aired on Comedy Central as a pseudo-5th season. I’m not certain whether this revival could constitute an indefinite continuation of the show in one form or another or if it was merely meant to provide the plot with its intended conclusion. Either way, I’m just happy to see it back.

Bender’s Big Score, the first of these films/episode slurries, is a fanboy’s wet dream; in its surprisingly dense 90-minutes it packs almost every recurring joke, every peripheral character (with the notable exception of Mom), and every reference to its own best moments that made the show great in the first place, a simultaneous greatest hits reel and a proud new addition to the canon.

Picking up where the cancellation left off, the Planet Express crew enjoys a few brutal jabs at Fox’s expense and then resumes work, delivering a package to a nude beach planet. While there, they’re tricked into giving information to nude alien telemarker/scam artists (I love this show), who use the information to take over Planet Express and control Bender. The spam aliens, who can sense information, also discover that a tattoo of Bender on Fry’s ass contains the mathematical key to time-travel. The aliens, sensing the opportunity for further pillage, chase Fry, who flees back to the year 2000 with Bender in pursuit. These jaunts back in time also result in a number of different “paradox twins” of both Fry and Bender, clones with short life-spans.

The convoluted (though not confusing) time-traveling allows the show/movie to incorporate a number of different plot strands, with an impossible accompaniment of references to the show’s original run; anyone who only haphazardly kept up with the story before will be lost or baffled. The comedy, however, is top notch, incorporating Matt Groening’s sarcastic adroitness with the visual energy and perfect voice talent that made “Futurama” work in the first place. My only real quibble was the format. Much like The Simpsons Movie, Bender’s Big Score feels incongruously paced, the result of a 24-minute format being stretched into an hour-and-a-half feature, even when the arcs are familiar and the story never really lags detrimentally. The writers had a tough job trying to make the entire film make sense while also making certain that the future airing of four independent episodes would still work. It was a tough juggling act, but everyone involved pulled it off: Bender’s Big Score is a glorious return to form for a duly mourned comedy.

Phillip Stephens is the lead critic for Pajiba. He lives in Fayetteville, AR, and does not give two shits about the Razorbacks.









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Comments

Although I was never a huge fan of Futurama, due to the fact that I never put any effort into keeping up with the series, the trailer looks pretty funny. The only problem is that I keep hearing on every review that it's packed full of references from the series, and I'm not sure if I'll be able to enjoy it to the full extent.

Posted by: joe at November 29, 2007 12:40 PM

Excellent! I for one cant wait! Always been a big fan but never bothered with getting a box set. I might just get this one though.

Posted by: ukgrrl at November 29, 2007 12:42 PM

Futurama was a beautiful companion for the Simpsons, and sure, like a little fawn, it took time to find its legs and staggered a bit, but once it did, it was sweet and amusing. (If you watch the episode where Fry's dog waits for him outside the pizza store, and it doesn't move you in any small way, I hope the pancreatic cancer sweeps through to the marrow and kills you swiftly, you soulless ghoul.) But just as this sweet precious little angel has found its stride and is really growing on you...BLAM! A FUCKING BULLET RIPS ITS FUCKING HEAD OFF!

Goddamn you, Fox. You keep killing the shows I love. If you were a person, I would assfist you to the elbow and pray I lost my watch, so you could count the seconds until I came back to finish the job with a tack hammer.

And God bless and shine on you, Cartoon Network, you bastion of stoned retards. You keep preserving my precious childhood memories, and presenting us with poorly animated cartoons that often don't make any sense, and kind of hurt my brain in the good way. Even though I don't partake, you make me support the legalization of marijuana.

Posted by: insertclevernamehere at November 29, 2007 12:52 PM

So very happy to have new Futurama again.
To those who have already watched "Bender's Big Score", did anyone else find the musical numbers a little odd? They reminded me a lot of the music from "The Corpse Bride"--awkward melodies cramming a lot of lyrics in with no rhyme or reason. Other than that, my only complaint is not enough Robot Devil.

Posted by: Sh*t Sandwich at November 29, 2007 1:13 PM

I take exception to your blatant Family Guy hate Stephens.

As for Futurama: What shall I say more than I have inferred, by my very name.

More! MORE! MORE! and DAMN the EXPENSE!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 29, 2007 1:32 PM

Goddamn you, Fox. You keep killing the shows I love. If you were a person, I would assfist you to the elbow and pray I lost my watch, so you could count the seconds until I came back to finish the job with a tack hammer.

Oh god, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying here. Thank you for such an awesome rant.

Posted by: pinkcheese at November 29, 2007 1:54 PM

I've been counting down the days til this thing was released, and it might be that my expectations were too high, but I was kinda disappointed. I disagree that Futurama was a fawn that took a season or two to find its legs; I think it was a strong series that had to grasp at straws to stay afloat during its last season (thanks, fox!). I got the same vibe from BBS that I did from the last few episodes of season 4: "hurry, we've got six hours to close a story arc that should have lasted a full two seasons more!" I give this the benefit of the doubt though, so long as the follow ups aren't just a cavalcade of bit characters.

Posted by: Ellipsis at November 29, 2007 2:08 PM

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!

Posted by: The Wanderer at November 29, 2007 2:12 PM

good news, indeed. i love this show so much that i have put futurama season DVDs on my xmas list.

Posted by: smash at November 29, 2007 2:17 PM

Always had an affinity to Fry, since we have the same name....

Damn! There goes my privacy...

Posted by: Alexandra at November 29, 2007 2:58 PM

As someone who watched two family members die of pancreatic cancer, I can assuredly say it's a horrific way to die.

I also find it odd/stupid (rather than merely ironic) that you wish a horrific death upon those who are supposedly soulless ghouls.

Good on you, clevername. You're a credit to humanity.

Posted by: Mohaski at November 29, 2007 3:25 PM

i loooooooove futurama. pretty excited about this.

Posted by: hk at November 29, 2007 3:32 PM

As long as no one's pet dies waiting for it's owner, I'm gonna love the everloving hell out of this movie.

Posted by: jonr at November 29, 2007 4:02 PM

And God bless and shine on you, Cartoon Network, you bastion of stoned retards.

Ahaha. I wholeheartedly concur!

Seeing as I'm broke, I cannibalized some Seinfeld seasons as trade-ins so I could buy the new Futurama. I loves me some sci-fi hijinks!

Posted by: Gudrun at November 29, 2007 4:03 PM

Futurama is definitely one of my all time favorite shows. It had the power to cheer me, amuse me, and occupy me-- something few things can do!
And FOX screwed it. Big time. Because of Fox I missed most of the latter episodes (FOX and BASEBALL, I mean) no matter how hard I tried to make sure I got them recorded.
In a way I am lucky. There's a lot of Futurama for me to still watch, and what's more, it's been so long since I've seen the older episodes that even those are fresh and new to me.
I LOVE you Futurama! *gush gush gush*

Posted by: amea_gari at November 29, 2007 5:01 PM

And God bless and shine on you, Cartoon Network, you bastion of stoned retards.

I also concur.

Except for that dreadful Tim and Eric mess. A sorrier excuse for "comedy" has never existed.

Posted by: Meander at November 29, 2007 5:07 PM

Just like Zapp Brannigan said to Leela during after their first go-round, I came crawling back for some sweet, sweet, candy. Bam.

Great. I guess I won't be paying that heating bill. I guess pneumonia will be a bit less painful with Fry and Co. back on the screen.

Just when I thought "Jurassic Bark" was the most touching episode, I had to go and watch "Leela's Homeworld" again. That damn montage to "Baby Loves Child" was too much! Damn you, Groening!

As for Cartoon Network, they really should remind the Adult Swim guys that they have 'Cartoon' in their name for a reason. I can't think of one live-action show they have done that was even remotely watchable.

Posted by: Vermillion at November 29, 2007 5:20 PM

To quote Zap:

I'm gonna be on this like a fly on a pile of very sensual manure.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 29, 2007 5:59 PM

Luck of the Fryrish and The Why of Fry have some weepy moments as well. But in the first one, you get to see Fry breakdance. He was GOOD, too!

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at November 29, 2007 7:44 PM

I don't take exception to the blatant Family Guy hate, it is deliciously refreshing.

I have watched this movie twice already (once with commentary). It was tough, and while the flesh was spongy and bruised, the spirit was willing.
I enjoyed all the references (even the nod to Jurassic Bark) but I think the movie is plenty watchable without it, though if you can watch the pilot it will help with a number of jokes.

And Barbado Slim is featured rather prominently, so who can hate on that. But it needed more (any) Mom, Calculon, the Omicrons, mafia bots, Zapp, amazon women, ZOIDBERG, Free Waterfall, the mutants, and a number of others. Now that would be one bloated movie.

Posted by: The Stew at November 29, 2007 10:51 PM

I've been a fan of Futurama since day 1, but I gotta say this movie was weak. Maybe I was too hyped up for it, but it was seriously lacking in LAUGHS. Cute, wink-and-nod bits to previous episodes do not a (good) joke make. The show beat the time travel bit into the ground with several episodes during their run, and they revived it once again for what? Nothing that happens in "the past" affected the present in the movie, except for the villians take over of Earth (which I found rather boring. Where were the aliens from Omicron Persei 8?). I'm hoping the creators/writers shook the cobwebs off in this movie thus making the next 3 much better (like the Simpsons movie better - you know, with real laugh-out-loud jokes). But I warn you fans, don't go into this thinking it will bring the series back into production. Episodes like this will kill Futurama dead.

Posted by: B-Unit at November 30, 2007 12:07 AM

Oh, by the way, there's plenty to hate about Family Guy. Namely their constant "reference to something in the 80s" "jokes." When they write their own gags, the show's great. When they fall back on crap like their recent "Star Wars" episode (or Stewie taking the place of Jerry the mouse in that dancing scene) the show blows - big time.

Posted by: B-Unti at November 30, 2007 12:10 AM

insertclevernamehere:
that episode made me cry. My boyfriend tried to be sympathetic, but i could tell he was killing himself laughing on the inside watching me blubbering like an idiot.

Posted by: superfish at November 30, 2007 12:46 AM

Let's have a vote- favorite Futurama song? Mine is probably the Christmas elves one "We will gladly work for nothing--Which is good because we don't intend to pay. Hooray!'

Posted by: CDell at November 30, 2007 7:34 AM

The next step Fox, is bringing back Greg the Bunny. I would kill to see the counts sweet, sweet abs again, blah.

Posted by: perfectjargon at November 30, 2007 7:44 AM

BarbadoSlim, I think you meant implied, not inferred. It's a mistake that happens to the best, even Micheal Scott.

Posted by: joe cool at November 30, 2007 9:14 AM

I stand corrected Joe Cool, it did feel kind of...not quite right, when I wrote it.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 30, 2007 10:21 AM

CDell: I have to cast my vote for the Opera finale of "Devils Hands are Idle Playthings".
"Destiny has cheated me...now I'm forced to decide upon,
The woman that I idolize, or the hands of an automaton."

Brilliant!
Of course, that episode is my favorite of the whole series, so I could be biased.

Posted by: Sh*t Sandwich at November 30, 2007 12:49 PM

CDell: I have to cast my vote for the Opera finale of "Devils Hands are Idle Playthings".
"Destiny has cheated me...now I'm forced to decide upon,
The woman that I idolize, or the hands of an automaton."

Brilliant!
Of course, that episode is my favorite of the whole series, so I could be biased.

Posted by: Sh*t Sandwich at November 30, 2007 12:51 PM

Aww, the Omicrons aren't in this one? Damn.
Please don't mention Jurassic Bark. I don't even love dogs, and I bawled like a baby after watching that.
If we're doing Brannigan quotes:

"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast."
After hearing that, how could you not be hooked on the show?

Fave Song: Don't know the name but the number from "Hell is other Robots". Loved the Beastie Boys chiming in on that one.

Posted by: Brie at November 30, 2007 12:52 PM

Another Branningan classic:

"Leela, perhaps this is an ackward time, but if things don't work out with this pipsqueak here, I want you to know that I'll be there to score you on the rebound."

Oh, and Leela was making out with Fry at the moment.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 30, 2007 1:02 PM

*disregard all superfluous "n"s

Damned six beer lunches.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 30, 2007 1:10 PM

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised."

Posted by: AM at November 30, 2007 3:35 PM

Arrr mateys,

The HypnoToad skewers me every time. Now if only I can get my wife to stare into its mesmerizing eyes...

Posted by: CapnGravy at November 30, 2007 5:38 PM

Well CapnGravy, you're in luck, there is a full episode of the Hypnotoad on the DVD (22 minutes).

"You win again, gravity!" is one of my Zapp favorites.

Posted by: The Stew at November 30, 2007 11:25 PM

If we're talking about original songs, I'm sure I'll be unpopular in these parts, but I'm going to have to go with the 'Whalers on the Moon' song. I don't know what it is about that song that makes me explode into peals of laugher.

'Ugh, I died...doin'...what I love.'

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at December 1, 2007 8:51 PM

For those of us that TRULY love this show (as opposed to the insipid critics with their whining and peepee-stained diapers) seeing the old gang back together is a blessing. Matt and David X. have done us a wonderful boon! Thank you....its just what I was axing for, and just in time for Xmas!! :)


As for the BEST quote from Futurama, well there ain't NO such thing. But this exchange from 'When Aliens Attack' is hard to beat:


Zapp Brannigan: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.


Fry: You mean while I'm sleeping in it?


Zapp Brannigan: You won't have time for sleeping soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.

Posted by: Oilscum at December 2, 2007 7:59 AM

yes, yes, The Stew

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 2, 2007 12:46 PM

"That was so bad I think it gave me CAN-cer!"

-Calculon

Posted by: Some guy at December 2, 2007 3:53 PM

Question? It's driving me nuts but where is the song 30th Century Man about Frys other self from.

I know it's 20th Century Man but from where?

Repo Man?

Posted by: tom at December 3, 2007 12:11 PM

"We can all fight when we're drunk"


I get misty just thinking about Jurassic Bark. Usually have to change the channel when that episode is on.

20th Century Man is a Kinks song, I don't think it was in Repo Man as it really isn't punk enough :)

Favorite ditty: anything the Unkalunkas sing.

Posted by: Walkin' on Sunshine at December 4, 2007 6:13 PM

I usually like to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester as a mental illness!

Posted by: Walkin' on Sunshine at December 4, 2007 6:15 PM

Oh Holy Hunnuka Zombie, this was WONDERFUL. AND excellent extras. My god, I love this show so much. So very, very much.

Posted by: dsbs at December 6, 2007 12:11 AM

@tom the song is a cover of 30 Century Man by Scott Walker (http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=257622961&s=143444&i=257623054)

Posted by: Imran... at December 22, 2007 8:52 PM

Charles Degaulle's head was put in the movie just because of the 30th century man song.

Also, I think it's from Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.

Posted by: Dennis at December 25, 2007 12:21 AM

Tom, the version of 30 Century Man is by The Jigsaw Seen. I prefer Scott Walker's version, though.

Posted by: Brie at January 6, 2008 9:29 PM

Whats this ugly thing, A frog?, A toad?, or ya mama

Posted by: Wilko at March 10, 2008 7:48 AM

If I were to give up these hands I'dlose the song that's captivating her

But If I keep them
And She marries him
Then he probably won't

Want me dating her

Posted by: Bender Rulez at March 30, 2008 9:37 PM

Brought the Elves back from vacation
Chained them up and called my holiday friends
Kwanzabot and the Hanukkah Zombie
Three mad wise men bearing murder and frankincense.

Damn You! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.

Shut up! Now fetch those bunnies by the armful!

Says who!? Doot-doot-doot-do-do.

Says me! Napalm makes them slightly more harmful.
No one here goes near that door, this toyshop's going to war!

Talmud says be slow to anger
Low-down scammers got me seeing red
Got my TIE fighter out of the hangar
Jump back jack
'Cause I'm Jewish and I'm undead

Ten Hut! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
Dreidl dreidl, I made it out of blasting clay!
You're nuts! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
And when it's dry and ready, for mercy they will pay
I can't wait 8 nights or more, this zombie's going to war!

Check, check it out Kwanzabot in the Neptizzle[/u]-hizzle,
with my inhuman-beatbox busy building missiles
They're guided by these cute, dancing fairy figures
Careful little elf, that's proximity triggered.
I'm fighting back for Kwanza so the children won't miss it
I'm confused about its meaning but I know it when they dis it
So Santa!

Yeah K?
CZ?

Hey hey!
Go slay them pimps] Come on, pimp my sleigh!

Easy with that toy artillery, Torgo's powder's deadly but unstable

Can they sue for liability?

Certainly not!
Use as much as you are able!

This bites! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.

You signed away your rights when you were hired!
Now let's fight! Doot doot doot-doot.
Okay! Chestnuts roasting, I'm gonna open fire!
Prepare for gore galore, this [u]trinity's going to war!

Posted by: Bender Rulez at March 30, 2008 9:55 PM

I just watched benders big score it's pretty good. The songs are a bit weird Like they are missing something that I cant figure out. All in all I enjoyed it.

Zapp quote "And the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards... checkmate"

Posted by: parlour trick at March 30, 2008 11:15 PM



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