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August Rush / Dustin Rowles

Film Reviews | November 21, 2007 | Comments (63)


“Scathing Reviews. Bitchy People.” It’s not only our motto here at Pajiba, but also our cross to bear. We’ve unwittingly created a beast — an expectation that, if the movie in question is not The Big Lebowski or the latest Miyazaki creation (so far as I can tell, the only two things on this site that have been spared a tongue lashing either above or below the comment line), then we apparently have a moral-bound duty to trash it. And while there is absolutely nothing I love more than ejaculating a half-gallon of sticky, viscous hate on a deserving movie, especially exploitative studio flicks with no higher purpose than to soil some soulless studio exec in fecal green, occasionally we actually get to witness a film that doesn’t inspire loathing. And with all due respect to our wittier-than-average readers, when it infrequently happens that we’ve stumbled into a movie that doesn’t feel like a cinematic paper cut, there is nothing more dispiriting than to compose a review that’s met with readers beseeching, “Where’s the bitchy? Where’s the scathing?” which is especially common in films that feature a universally-reviled actor or actress (who isn’t, anymore?) who turns in a performance that belies their reputation. C’mon, folks: If we hated every movie, there wouldn’t be much point, would there? I like to think of us as the converse of television legal dramas that throw in a “guilty” every once in a while just to shake things up — when the product warrants it, we will occasionally proclaim “not guilty” just to keep you folks on your toes.

But for those who will read this review and — knowing only what you’ve seen from the adverts, namely, that the universally-reviled Robin Williams is involved — beg for the bitchiness and then, as some of you are wont to do, claim that I’ve gone soft, I have only this to offer: Here’s my ass. Form a single-file line. And you can all take turns jumping up it. Because while August Rush is not an important film, while it is not a serious one, or an Oscar contender, or subversive, or destined to be a cult classic, it is a movie that — if you allow it — will liquefy your innards, that will make your small little atrophied hearts grow three sizes and then melt into a giant puddle of gop that those poor, put-upon theater workers will have to mop up while you’re out singing and holding hands with the denizens of Whoville. It is a magically romantic movie in the way that movies are meant to be romantic, a feel good movie that still feels good after you’ve taken stock, after you’ve digested it all and checked the undercarriage for faulty lines because you may just find that you’ve sprung a goddamn leak.

August Rush is a modern taken on Dickens’ Oliver Twist written by Nick Castle (Escape from New York) and Paul Castro, and directed by Kristen Sheridan, who some of you may recognize as the daughter who co-wrote In America with her father, Jim Sheridan. In fact, August Rush shares with In America a similar tone, the same warm and fuzzy aura, and a kind-hearted Irishness that Jonathon Rhys Meyers has seemingly borrowed from Paddy Considine. It is, above all, a fairy tale, a film about hope and destiny and the power of music and all the things that sound corny and clichéd in print and that want to make you stick your finger down your throat and retch all over a concrete wall in graffiti splendor but that, somehow, on the big screen blend together here into a big pot of delicious, heartwarming Stone Soup. And if you gotta problem with that, the ass-jumping queue is still open.

Freddie Highmore (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Finding Neverland) stars as Evan Taylor, a 10-year-old musical prodigy left at birth to the care of social services. Convinced that he can hear his parents through music, Evan runs away in search of them, abandoning his caseworker, Richard Jeffries (Terrence Howard, at his warm-heartiest) and takes up residence in an abandoned and dilapidated theater controlled by The Wizard (Robin Williams). Williams is the movie’s Fagin, an abusive asshole of a man who exploits his little orphanage of the musically inclined for their panhandling abilities.

Meanwhile, while Evan — who co-opts the name of a bottled water company to avoid detection by social services while The Wizard attempts to pimp him out to local clubs — is searching for his folks, Sheridan simultaneously tracks the backstory of his parents. His mother, Lyla Novacek (the gorgeous Kerri Russell), is a master cellist who has a blissful one-night stand with the lead singer of a rock band, Louis (Rhys Meyer), before they are torn apart by circumstance. Later in her pregnancy, she is involved in an accident while fleeing from her authoritarian father and, when she wakes up in a hospital, is told that her baby didn’t survive. In fact, her Dad (William Sadler) turned him over to a boy’s home, a revelation that she learns 10-years-later on her father’s deathbed. Elsewhere, Louis — like Lyla — abandons music all together after their relationship doesn’t work out, but takes it up again a decade later when he decides to track down his one-true love. In the present day, when a church pastor (Mykelti Williamson, a.k.a., Bubba Gump) discovers August, he puts him in Julliard, where his musical talent blossoms, and which ultimately sets up a huge concert in Central Park, where Lyla is the cellist, August is the composer, and Louis is a musician playing at a nearby club.

And no: There’s not a note of plausibility in August Rush. It is magical realism at its best, an urban fantasy about the connective powers of music — or “the harmonic connection between all living beings,” as Williams intones. And if you can’t abide by magical realism, if hardened cynicism is all you have in the tank, and if the only suspension of disbelief you can muster is for The Dude as he flies the sky, then August Rush will be lost on you. It’s a goddamn shame, too, because the climactic culmination of a rousing symphony, the exchange of wet glances, and the motherfucking explosion of melt that August Rush delivers is exactly why I will sit through 100 shitty movies in the hopes of finding a golden nugget at the bottom of the excrement pile that might allow me ever-so-briefly to lay off the suicide metaphors and give in to the feel. good. powers of film.

Indeed, August Rush is exactly what many of you are yearning for during the holidays: A big, sloppy sentimental kiss that drips off your chin and leaves you and your shirt collar basking in goopy wetness. And as for the rest of you, I’m sure Hitman is playing in a theater next door.

Dustin Rowles is the publisher of Pajiba. He lives with his wife and son in Ithaca, New York. You may email him, or leave a comment below.


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*thumbs up*

... and there are those of us who can watch this back-to-back with Hitman and consider it a day well spent. ^^

Posted by: twig at November 21, 2007 10:56 AM

i hate falling victim to a feel-good movie as much as the next person, but i SO wanted this to be a good movie if only to warm up my cold, cold heart.

basically all i needed to see in this review were the words "in america", and then i knew i would have to be first in line to see it.

Posted by: citizen_cris at November 21, 2007 10:57 AM

Big ups for calling a spade a spade.

Aint no shame in that.

*grins*

Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2007 10:58 AM

oh, and a ps.
doesn't keri russell look absolutely radiant in the previews? i hate stupid, radiant, keri russell and all her natural beauty.

Posted by: citizen_cris at November 21, 2007 11:02 AM

I love that you like this movie- and it makes me sad how hard you had to defend yourself for liking it. There is absolutely nothing wrong with having an emotional connection to a movie that maybe isn't "cool". Fuck cool, anyway. Cool is bullshit, and we all know it.

Posted by: Melissa at November 21, 2007 11:04 AM

Ah, you can count on me to be first in the queue. I'm all heart, motherfucker.

Posted by: domo<>arigato at November 21, 2007 11:09 AM

Vindication! For all intents and purposes, I should be outside this film, dressed like Bob with the Bitchtits, protesting it's very existence. It has everything I hate, every element of film that makes me literally want to go Home Depot on a schoolbus full of retarded preschoolers, and yet...and yet...
I wanted to see it. It was inexplicable. Kristen Sheridan gave me some speculative hope as I fucking melted like a poodle-carrying member of the Lavender Mafia at In America, but still, I should have loathed this film, this premise, and basically America for allowing this to happen.
I took no small amount of shit for that desire. From family and friends. From Lady Clevername, who rarely watches anything that doesn't have the words "musical", "animated" or "Muppets" in the title. And still...
Thank you for at least justifying the possibility that I may enjoy this without feeling like a flaming Grey's Anatomy fire-worthy slur. Now, I need to go. Mr. Muggles needs to make a poopies.

Posted by: insertclevernamehere at November 21, 2007 11:16 AM

Yes Yes Yes. I've been lured in by the ads. I really want to see this movie. At first I thought it looked stupid and sappy, but now....sigh. I'm not such a hardened bitch as I thought, apparently. Oh well.

Happy Thanksgiving and Turkey Day Pajibans!!!!!

Posted by: Rachael at November 21, 2007 11:18 AM

Well, so long as Robin Williams is playing an asshole...

Posted by: Trilbynhiss at November 21, 2007 11:19 AM

I still don't want to see it and the trailers still make me roll my eyes and change the channel. I'm glad your heart can be melted. Pansy. And I mean that with all the joy of the holiday season. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

Posted by: Dangle McGee at November 21, 2007 11:35 AM

Last line from the second to last paragraph was moving. Great review, Dustin.

Sounds like this will be the movie that the boyfriend will grudgingly consent to watching with me because of the holidays and end up liking the movie.

Posted by: Lex at November 21, 2007 11:46 AM

Does Robin Williams, at any point, get kicked in the nuts? Punched in the face? Pushed down a flight of stairs?

No?

Balls.

Ah, well. I'll see it anyway, because movies like this are my dirty little secret. Which I have now shared with you all. Making it no longer a secret.

Fuck.

Happy Thanksgiving, Pajib-ites.

Posted by: TK at November 21, 2007 11:46 AM

I am not crazy about Robin Williams but I like Terrence Howard and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. And I have a huge girl-crush on Keri Russell. So I'll have to see this. One thing I noted when browsing through the IMDB movie stills - - to me, Robin Williams looks eerily similar to Bono in this movie. Am I way off here?

Posted by: Kristin at November 21, 2007 11:46 AM

I was wavering but now will definitely go and spend my ten bucks. Really, don't you think it's more fun when a movie causes this reaction from the hard-assed people?

Posted by: lateformyfuneral at November 21, 2007 11:53 AM

I feel no shame in admitting that this movie had me at the very first trailer. It made me cry, I swear, and yes, I DO cry at seemingly every little sappy thing these days, including commercials for fucking bottled spaghetti sauce, but these were happy, warm & fuzzy tears - and I need more of them. This sounds like the perfect movie to see with 1/2 of my in-laws this weekend, especially since it means we won't have to feign affection for each other for two hours.

That's reason enough for me.

Posted by: Kolby at November 21, 2007 12:10 PM

Oh brrrother...I don't think so.

And don't get me started on Miyazaki.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 21, 2007 12:15 PM

I have to say - I like Pajiba, I really, really do. And, I agree with most of the reviews. However, every once in a while, I start to think that the reviewers are just a little too scathing and bitchy, just for it's own sake. That sometimes the reviewers can't enjoy a movie for what it is and on its own terms. Therefore, I was really worried about the lashing that this movie was going to get. Needless to say, I am thrilled with this review. Thanks, Dustin, for your honesty. Although, as a previous poster already said, you shouldn't have to apolgize for liking it.

Posted by: Elsie at November 21, 2007 12:24 PM

Oh, hooray. I wanted this to be good so very, very much. And I love In America, but had forgotten that Jim Sheridan wrote it with his daughter. Shall definitely have to see this.

Kristin: No, I thought he looked a bit like Bono too. It's the hat.

Posted by: Sarah at November 21, 2007 12:30 PM

I postponed violating a turkey for this?? I better see the review for The Mist real quick like, Rowles!

Posted by: Manny at November 21, 2007 12:37 PM

"I postponed violating a turkey..."


Hmmmmm, is it a live turkey? It sounds more interesting than this "whimsical" "magical" puke inducing little romp.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 21, 2007 12:41 PM

Kristin: I called the Bono thing about a month ago when the trailer for this first appeared. There is an eerie resemblance. At first I thought it was a cameo from Bono who was flaunting the fact that the courts gave his Joshua Tree clothes back to him.
Anyways, much as JRM appears to be intent on becoming a douchebag in real life, I will see thins one because I am the Sheridans' bitch.

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 21, 2007 12:42 PM

I loved your review, Dustin. And I do like a movie that can melt me to a puddle of mush, so I will definitely see this.
I have the love for Keri Russell too, and I'm still waiting to see Waitress, which sounded wonderful. I'm not sure it ever reached my city though.

Posted by: Loob at November 21, 2007 12:44 PM

I called Bono too.

I've been obsessive about this movie. I really can't wait.

Posted by: Scarlett at November 21, 2007 1:05 PM

"I postponed violating a turkey..."


Hmmmmm, is it a live turkey? It sounds more interesting than this "whimsical" "magical" puke inducing little romp.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 21, 2007 12:41 PM
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Oh, Barbado, you must see it. It... It's breathtaking. That's the only way I can describe it.

I am talking about Manny's turkey show, of course.

Posted by: TK at November 21, 2007 1:25 PM

This sounds like a Twilly movie. A movie I will see, then purchase and watch every rainy afternoon or sick day just to remind myself that life isn't all that bad.

Thanks for the review.

Posted by: twilly at November 21, 2007 1:34 PM

"beg for the bitchiness and then, as some of you are wont to do, claim that I've gone soft, I have only this to offer: Here's my ass."

spanks for the thanksgiving treat, dustin.

Posted by: smash at November 21, 2007 1:48 PM

I have to admit, when I first saw the trailers, I had my doubts. It looked like another faux-sentimental piece of crap that Hollywood was trying to pass off as a feel-good movie. I wanted to like it, but was cautious....I've been burned in the past. But I think that I'm gonna have to give it a shot - after all, without risk there is no reward. And the experience seems very rewarding, if it can melt Dustin's cynical heart.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at November 21, 2007 1:54 PM

Really? For real? This is good?

Because when I saw the trailer it seemed like the cinematic equivalent of that shit the doctor made me drink for my pregnancy diabetes test.

Huh.

And for the record, it's "No Country For Old Men" or "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead" for the rest of us. Because I may be a cold-hearted bitch, but I am a cold-hearted bitch with taste.

"Hitman"? Pshaw.

Besides, I am a little behind when it comes to new releases.

Posted by: Alabamapink at November 21, 2007 1:55 PM

Yeah. I find the whole attitude around here to stink when people attack the reviewers for not being asses for no reason.

A solid review of what I'm sure will be one of my favorite films of the year.

Posted by: Robert at November 21, 2007 1:56 PM

Screw that HITMAN is were it's at.

That or what TK describes as a breathtaking exploration of animalistic passion...and.. desire, with a live turkey.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 21, 2007 2:02 PM

If Terrence Howard ain't pimpin a bitch or givin a mutherfucka a dirt nap I ain't interested.

Posted by: Pookie at November 21, 2007 2:20 PM

My roommate and I were watching TV together when a commercial for this came on. We both agreed that it looked like a completely sappy movie, but both of us (inexplicably) wanted to see it. I guess this goes on the docket of movies I can take my sister to over the holiday (Juno is already on the list).

However, I'm still with Tom Hobbes overall; "Life is nasty, brutish, and short".

Posted by: Rusty at November 21, 2007 2:40 PM

Loved that you loved it. And I join in for the Keri Russell love, she is gorgeous.

Posted by: Gaby at November 21, 2007 2:48 PM

Kudos to you, Dustin, for revealing there's still a soft spot in your hardened little heart. As for me, however, I'll still be first to jump off the ass diving board. Then (after a vigorous showering) I'll be off to join Alabamapink for No Country For Old Men. Or Manny's turkey show. Whichever has more creative use of sharp instruments.

Posted by: ohgrl at November 21, 2007 2:48 PM

Kerri earns a pass for any movie after Waitress. I will also watch anything with Freddie Highmore in it too. It is rare to see such a precious little actor who doesn't make my teeth itch.

insertclevernamehere: can I join the Lavender Mafia with a beagle? He has his own coat and booties (what! He doesn't like to get cold).

Posted by: Jennifer at November 21, 2007 3:32 PM

Alabamapink, you are da bomb. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Daphne at November 21, 2007 3:43 PM

I love Kerri Russell, and I mostly respect DR's opinions, so I might see this in spite of the ever-more-ghastly presence of he-who-once-Morked.

But I swear, in the trailer, there was a line where little Oliver Twist says "If I just learn to play the music, maybe my parents will look for me".

Glurge.

Posted by: Pajibill at November 21, 2007 4:10 PM

Okay, I admit it, I just went and watched the trailer and got teary. Granted, I'm an emotional wreck and everything makes me cry, but this made me misty in a good way.... definitely will see this. Maybe I'll bring my mom with me...

Posted by: Aldogg at November 21, 2007 4:42 PM

"I have only this to offer: Here's my ass. Form a single-file line."

Did you rip-off that line from the upcoming documentary
Here's My Ass. Form a Single File Line: Tales of a Gay Republican Congressman.

Posted by: JP at November 21, 2007 5:10 PM

I *loved* this movie. I saw it in a preview a week or so ago and the audience all clapped at the end and it was definitely a feel-good film.

I work for a film festival and we showed this as our closing night film. I couldn't watch it then (stupid job) but my friend JMH saw it and loved it so much he asked me to steal the print so that he could watch it again and again. It was all his favorite types of films rolled in to one: coming-of-age, romance, musical, fairytale...

Posted by: miranda at November 21, 2007 5:35 PM

Sometimes you just need something heartwarming to watch whilst you're munching on chocolate chip cookies with your niece. This will probably never make it to our local theater but we already have a date for the dvd release. Speaking of which, Loob, the dvd of Waitress becomes available next week. Can't wait!

Posted by: DJO at November 21, 2007 5:39 PM

I love Robbin Williams. After "Hook" and "What Dreams May Come," I am his for life. Sorry.

Posted by: LaRhue at November 21, 2007 5:41 PM

I love Robbin Williams. After "Hook" and "What Dreams May Come," I am his for life. Sorry.

Posted by: LaRhue at November 21, 2007 5:41 PM

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Wow, that's probably the first time those words have been arranged in that exact order.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 21, 2007 5:45 PM

So you like sentimental schlock sometimes. Ain't no shame. I like it too. There. I outed myself.

Now, go and rent that new Jessica Simpson straight to dvd and give us a nice real time review. We'll all feel better. You know you want to.

Posted by: greer at November 21, 2007 6:10 PM

I was a little disappointed with this movie--it turned out to be maybe the only movie for which I liked the trailer better than the actual movie! There was something about the pacing of the film that threw me off, and some awful dialogue didn't help. I was also a little unsatisfied at the ending-- (spoiler ahead, I guess, although who couldn't guess how it ends?) I would have liked to see more than just all of them staring at each other.

So I was a little surprised that I didn't like it as much as I thought I would. I still get teary at the trailer though.

Posted by: Lizzle at November 21, 2007 6:52 PM

Gah. No realease date listed for Australia for the next six months. Un-fucking-believable. Except that 'Waitress' didn't start here till October so I guess it is kind of believable afterall.

Cause I love nothing more than being turned to mush by a movie...it doesn't happen that often.

Posted by: rach at November 21, 2007 7:28 PM

Saw it today; seconding Dustin's comments. Terrance Howard's performance was the most inspired of a very good set of performances (yes, including even Robin Williams, wisely cast for type as a creepy guy who thinks he's clever and charming), and the script was often admirably restrained instead of going for shamelessly all-out Chris Columbus-level obviousness.

Posted by: mightygodking at November 21, 2007 7:33 PM

This sounds nice Dustin - and you don't have to justify any mushy lovey-ness to us. We all have sweetness lurking somewhere in out otherwise blackened and sick little hearts. ;)

Posted by: b at November 21, 2007 7:38 PM

"Speaking of which, Loob, the dvd of Waitress becomes available next week. Can't wait!
Posted by: DJO at November 21, 2007 5:39 PM"

Ooh! Thankyou DJO, I will order one! :)

Posted by: Loob at November 21, 2007 10:14 PM

I'm surprised, but I won't be aiming a strap-on at Dustin's ass anytime soon. The trailer for this made me throw up in my mouth a little, but I was planning on seeing it anyway. Jonathan Rhys Meyers pretty much got my panties when "Gormenghast" came out.

Posted by: Kris at November 21, 2007 10:32 PM

No opinion on the movie, really.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not dismissing the idea entirely. But I'm kind of tired of the "let's 'reiminagine' this classic Austen/Shakespeare/Dickens story and give it a modern twist" schtick. People act like it gives something a whole new level of 'specialness' or depth, forgetting that it wasn't just what these authors wrote about-- it was /how/ they wrote it.
Even so, "Oliver Twist" is probably the only Charles Dickens book I not only don't passionately love, but actually dislike. So have at it Mork.

Posted by: amea_gari at November 21, 2007 11:29 PM

"nothing I love more than ejaculating a half-gallon of sticky, viscous hate on a deserving movie"

Come on, man. This isn't Ain't It Cool News.

Posted by: archcount at November 22, 2007 9:54 AM

I'm glad to see that you do have a heart after all Dustin!! This movie looks like a nice little diversion for a Saturday afternoon.

Posted by: KatyBelle at November 22, 2007 12:05 PM

TK - maybe you could watch Death to Smoochie as a pre-antidote, where Robin Williams DOES get get kicked in the nuts, Punched in the face, Pushed down a flight of stairs? And I think thrown into a TV...then you can be all prepared for the warm-hearted gloop that is so lovingly promised with this movie.

And that kid from Charile and the Chocolate Factory was so totally un-Pay-It-Forward watchable.

I'm looking forward to seeing my stock in KleenexTM brand facial tissue rise, my friend.

Posted by: scamper at November 22, 2007 7:23 PM

Dustin-you were exactly right. This movie is so ridiculous, but completely enjoyable. I think it's because of the strong affection I have for both Kerri Russell and Jonathan Rhys Meyers for no apparent reason. It was a good end to Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Kelsy at November 23, 2007 1:27 PM

Lizzie... I totally agree. I am all for route tearkjearers this time of year, but damn was this movie the cinematic equivalent of blue balls. Where the fuck is the love, indeed. Over an hour of build up and all I get left with is some staring, nary a hug or sloppy kiss to be seen.

Posted by: catherine at November 24, 2007 6:24 PM

Great review ... just one quibble: it's Juilliard.

Posted by: Lilywise at November 25, 2007 5:37 PM

The words curious metaphors you've chosen, reviewing a JR-Meyers film, were all I needed. Sloppy kisses indeed. I'm there.

Posted by: that bees chick at November 26, 2007 1:20 PM

You know - from the previews I'd say this looks stupid, stupid, stupid. And by that I mean - Robin Williams...in a cowboy hat...looking about 400 lbs lighter. Which provocative, racy caricature do you think he'll be in this movie? Sassy, overweight black woman? Man at the Chinese Restaurant? Crack dealer?

After reading the review, I'm gonna go with Crack dealer, I think.

Maybe I just don't have the love for Keri Russell and I think Jonathan Rhys... too much name to type... is kinda overly porny in the face.

Posted by: GinKirk at November 26, 2007 1:42 PM

Oh, I can't wait for the Keri Russell interviews where she tells us how much Scientology is to be thanked for her career upswing and increase in satisfaction with life! [cough cough]

Posted by: Hrmph at November 26, 2007 5:36 PM

My girlfriend called me a pussy because I liked this movie. That's scathing and bitchy at the same time. Ah well.

Posted by: Joseph at December 2, 2007 1:35 AM

Damnit, I loved it! Wonderful...

Posted by: Oooohhhh! at December 11, 2007 10:25 PM

Yep, that's what I would have called it if I'd written a review: an urban fairy tale, something that might be magical realism in a novel. It IS a feel-good movie - doesn't matter if the story line is not at all believable. It reminds me of that movie about the kid who hides in a big cardboard box and is visited by the apparitions of saints - "millions and millions"? Or some other big bunch of money - the movie about the kid whose mother gets killed by a train and he and his brother find a huge bag of stolen by bank robbers. It's a nice movie, really. Robin Williams was not as obnoxious as he usually is - he didn't ruin the film, he's rather understated in it all things considered.

Posted by: bluebird at March 29, 2008 12:51 AM