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The Bland Stuff

The Astronaut Farmer / Phillip Stephens

Film Reviews | February 23, 2007 | Comments (12)


Identical twin brothers Michael and Mark Polish (Twin Falls Idaho, Northfork) like to make films that quietly and cheerily explore the mythos of the American frontier — the longings and boyish dreaminess inspired by looking upon the endless prairie. But these guys don’t want to be Terrence Malick, with his artful glances and troubled, obtuse musings; they want to understand and communicate the West from the ground-level through gleefully commonplace characters named “Sunny Holiday,” “Happy,” and now “Farmer” — all normal but quirky in their particular pursuit of the Western myth.

The Astronaut Farmer (eponym or double entendre?) begins, fittingly, with a shot of the Texas prairie at dawn, a foreboding, flat plain as weird as any lunar landscape. Charlie Farmer (Billy Bob Thornton) trots along on a horse, wearing his spacesuit and looking across the land, suggesting that though the frontier ceased to exist in a literal sense long ago, one may remedy the sensation of unknowable infinity by simply looking to the stars.

Farmer has done exactly that; undeterred by his unfortunate separation from NASA, he’s constructed a DIY rocket in his barn and plans to launch himself into orbit with his wife and children (Stanley, Shepard, and Sunshine) acting as mission control. It’s an odd dream, to be sure, but Farmer is steadfast, ignoring the constant condescension and incredulity of everyone around him, even as his project leaves the family ruefully indebted. Perhaps oddest of all, Farmer’s character is simply an affable southerner intent on his goal; not the kind of loopy eccentric who wants to visit another world, but a pragmatist who doesn’t merely believe he can go into space — he knows he can.

But Farmer’s efforts and characterization toe a fine line between the admirable pursuit of a longing against the odds and a dangerous solipsism: Though he’s willing to put his life and livelihood at risk, he doesn’t seem as considerate of his wife (Virginia Madsen) and kids, who’ll be left to pick up the pieces if he fails and/or is killed. This is familiar territory for the Polish Brothers (Michael directs, while Mark co-writes), whose previous films have dealt with inscrutable protagonists who seem heroic but often wreak havoc on those around them. But Farmer is unusual precisely because of his dispassion; he longs for the heavens themselves, but neither his character nor Thornton’s portrayal give any emotional clue as to why, beyond the bare schematics of the story.

Perhaps it’s because the Polish Brothers are a bit out of water here in their first big-budgeted feature, but most of The Astronaut Farmer feels strangely incongruous. The actors here look and feel too big for their roles, playing characters that are as normative as possible due to the screenplay’s call for either realism or understatement. And the film’s resulting tone is a curious one — it’s neither the saccharine feel-good flick the previews suggest nor a cynical look at the destructive tendencies of dreamers. Michael and Mark’s message is certainly an affirmative one, suggesting that our dreams are often fulfilled in quiet, restrained manners, but their vision in The Astronaut Farmer is only a success or a failure based on one’s initial expectations; for my part, it was impossible to hate, like, or love a movie that was so unassuming.

Phillip Stephens is the lead critic for Pajiba. He lives in Fayetteville, AR.









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Comments

I dunno, the whole premise of this movie seems so bland, I seriously doubt I'll see it. The plot line's almost reminiscent of a Ray Bradbury story I read a long time ago, though the characters in this movie seem tepid, not really fleshed out.

Posted by: zadzi at February 23, 2007 11:22 PM

When I saw the commercial for this, I immediately thought "Didn't Space Cowboys come out a long time ago?"

Posted by: Cait at February 24, 2007 1:46 AM

I love Billy Bob, and I see everything he's in, and my husband is hugely into everything that has anything to do with space (which means that anytime any movie having anything remotely to do with space comes out, I know immediately that I will be seeing it and I accept that willingly), and so I should be stepping right in line on this one, but man. I have a feeling it would end up just like The Clone Wars for me - dead asleep by minute fifteen, $10 and a $35 bag of popcorn wasted. I dozed off a paragraph into the review, so there's no chance.

Posted by: juliagulia at February 24, 2007 2:34 AM

We are down to remaking old Andy Griffith made for TV movies? Judging by the ads this looks like Salvage 1 a craptastic CBS movie that then was made into a sucktastick series..

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 24, 2007 4:57 PM

Saw it today. The trailer? Is pretty misleading.

It was about a six.

Posted by: Kathy at February 24, 2007 8:22 PM

The trailer lied???

Damn! I've just lost all faith I had in Hollywood!

Posted by: Uncle JR at February 24, 2007 10:55 PM

I didn't realize that the Polish brothers were behind this one. Having only seen the commercials, I decided not to look into it further because it just seemed so vanilla, but now that I know that they are directing, I am intrigued. For my money, Northfork is damn perfect, and Twin Falls Idaho is as well. Maybe worth looking into at the bargain cinema after a couple months.

Posted by: Andrew at February 24, 2007 11:06 PM

I can't look at B-Bob anymore. His face is so frozen and taut, I'm afraid he'll bite through his tongue while speaking. It's like that Aqua Teens episode when they saw off Shake's tongue.

That was off topic.

Posted by: M at February 25, 2007 3:38 PM

Aqua Teen is never off-topic...when you are from the moon.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 25, 2007 4:45 PM

I haven't gone to see it, but it sounds like a complete rip off of Ray Bradbury. If I was him, I'd sue their butts for destroying an awesome sci-fi short story.

Posted by: Sadie at February 25, 2007 6:25 PM

My husband and I saw a preview for this, looked at each other, and began to imagine the conversation that had to take place in order to approve this worst movie title in history.

I'm disappointed that Madsen attached herself to this. Can't say I'm surprise by the limited and worn Thornton. He needs to go away and rid the celluloid world of his rank.

Posted by: nexus 6 at February 26, 2007 11:59 AM

We rented this from the DVD vending machine at the local grocery store last night. The movie itself was bleh. I didn't care about anyone in it. Kinda pointless and lacking depth. The only good moment was the last clip on the DVD extras, where BBT, doing his SlingBlade Carl, sitting in a lab, talking about creating a potin to get girls to 'pull on his pecker'. He concludes by telling a laughing woman (VM? She seems enthralled by him in the extras...) to get in the bedroom and get her britches off. That alone is worth the $2 I paid to rent the movie.

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