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Astro Boy / Agent Bedhead

Film Reviews | October 26, 2009 | Comments (17)


Seldom do I find myself enjoying a movie but, at the same time, hesitating to fully recommend it, which is the unfortunate case here. Astro Boy is based upon Tezuka Osamu’s 1952 Japanese classic manga that’s already been adapted into a few television shows and carries a fair amount of nostalgia. Director David Bowers (Flushed Away) has forged a largely a faithful adaptation and, with the help of co-screenwriter Timothy Hyde Harris, has added a hefty dose of Pinocchio as well as sprinklings of Frankenstein, Iron Giant, Wall-E, Freaks, and Oliver Twist. Wisely, these allusions are not pop-culture oriented but merely used for their social humor in a serviceable script. On the visual side, the movie’s CG animation comes from Imagi Studios (Hong Kong), which gives spectacular and far more colorfully appealing results than the toned-down hues of the now-popular 3D format. Overall, Astro Boy is a treasure of a film, but some of its thematic considerations give me pause. Children’s movies should never specifically target a political office holder of any persuasion, but Astro Boy not only does that but also further offends with the opposing notions of Blue Energy (good) and Red Energy (evil) to fuel the movie’s action. Once again, Hollywood has taken it upon themselves to enlighten the audience with their allegedly superior views. Not only is this a major turnoff, but political parodies and satires tend to really date a movie (especially kids’ titles that tend to do heavy rotation in the DVD player). Perhaps, one day, filmmakers will decide to drop the lectures and just fucking entertain their audiences.

Astro Boy begins in a post-apocalyptic Metro City, which floats between Earth’s clouds and The Surface. The narrator (Charlize Theron) tells us how humans use sentient robots for nearly every unpleasant task—from cleaning the house to raising one’s own children—and when these bots get old and rusty, they become part of the garbage pile that’s tossed over the side of the city onto the The Surface below. Immediately after this short speech, a young genius named Toby Tenma (Freddie Highmore) aces a quiz at school and drops in to visit his father’s workplace at the Ministry of Science. Dr. Tenma (Nicolas Cage) is a prominent scientist regarded as the “father of robotics,” and is giving a presentation for his newly-developed Blue Energy. Also present is Metro City’s war-mongering President Stone (Donald Sutherland), who thinks that this Blue Energy (along with a catchy “It’s Not Time For Change” slogan) can help him win reelection.

This political crap is rather distracting, isn’t it? Not to mention Cage’s lethargic mess of a voice. Let’s try to ignore it and continue.

Now, although Toby is a bright child, his curiosity still gets him into trouble at times, and the pre-pubescent prodigy becomes trapped in a sealed laboratory with an evil-robot-gone-wild. In an instant, tragedy strikes as Toby is disintegrated. Of course, this is a PG-rated film, so we don’t actually see anything happen, but we clearly get the message when Dr. Tenma enters the lab and only finds Toby’s baseball cap. Almost immediately, the guilt-stricken and grieving Tenma goes a little crazy and stays awake for days while constructing a virtually indestructable robot version of his dead son. Tenma’s plan, fueled by a desire of never losing his son again, is to arm the bot with a buttload (quite literally) of internal weaponry, superstrength, and the ability to fly. As finishing touches, all of Toby’s memories and consciousness are implanted into the robot before the Blue Energy core activates the Replacement Toby. Since robots are inferior to humans, Tenma decides against informing his new creation of his robot status, so, initially, the robot actually thinks that he is Toby. All goes well at first, but Tenma begins to notice small discrepancies and, at about the same time that Replacement Toby discovers his ability to fly, Tenma realizes that this robot son may be a nearly perfect match but will always be a cruel and mocking reminder of the dead Toby. This disillusionment leads Tenma to cast Replacement Toby out on his own. President Stone (Donald Sutherland) sends his troops to capture the robot’s Blue Energy core, and, after a scuffle, the small robot falls from Metro City to the Earth’s surface.

On the surface, the poor robot hilariously encounters a group of “zombie robots” that prepare to cannibalize him for his batteries. Fortunately, he’s rescued by a trio of Aussie-accented, liberation-seeking robots (with a mysterious Tarantino-esque briefcase) who rename him as “Astro.” With his new identity, Astro pretends to be a human boy and falls in with a group of orphaned children led by Cora (Kristen Bell in yet another thankless role), who live with a surrogate father of sorts called Hamegg (Nathan Lane). One would think that these ground dwellers on The Surface, who do not enslave robots, would be somehow less corrupt than the citizens of Metro City, but, as Astro quickly discovers, that’s not the case. Fortunately, The Surface also contains a cast highlight in Samuel L. Jackson (who judiciously omits his trademarked “motherfucker”) as Zog, a giant, archaic robot that becomes instrumental in the somewhat chaotic finale.

Certainly, some heavy issues are on display in Astro Boy, but the filmmakers keep the pace lively and action-packed, so as to brush away any audience trepidation. Unlike Spike Jonze’s recent picture, you won’t find any wailing children here, for the exhilaration of Toby/Astro’s first flight is impossible to resist. As Astro finds his place in the world and his greater destiny, the movie reaps some great rewards. Then again, a post-screening discussion (Is Replacement Toby is the “real” Toby? Why or why not?) with the kiddies isn’t a bad idea. Certainly, when a small robot voraciously reads a stack of books, which includes seminal works by Descartes and Kant, that may just tell us something.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at agentbedhead.com.


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Comments

"Dr. Tenma (Nicolas Cage) is a prominent scientist.."

Strike ONE!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 26, 2009 2:15 PM

As an odd coindcidence, just last night I was trawling through endless "Lists" on Cracked, and Astroboy was on a list of "Most Disturbing Comic Book Sex Scenes Ever". Among those on the list were an incestuous Avengers comic, and one that I can't remember that involved a hero (who's only power was the ability to turn into any kind of bird) traveling back in time to save a species from existence by transforming into a dino-bird and raping a female of the species.
Anyway, Astroboy was in there because, apparently, in the comic the way they "serviced" him was to oil his ass.

So there's that.

Can you get away with that in a PG? I bet you could, if Hans Zimmer scored it.

Posted by: Ian at October 26, 2009 2:16 PM

Took my 4-year-old godson to this as his first movie-going experience (he had been begging to see it from the commercials).

He fell asleep thru the middle part, woke up for the last 15 minutes, and proclaimed it the best show ever.

I didn't fall asleep, but if I hadn't been required to stay awake for him, I might have.

And, Mr. Cage's voice was distracting and terrible.

Posted by: Drake at October 26, 2009 2:40 PM

I might go to see this just to get over the fact they named a robot after the ex-King of Albania.

Posted by: The Wanderer at October 26, 2009 2:50 PM

My boy is only 5, but definitely liked it. I didn't go, but I'm sure we'll purchase the DVD for car trips.

Posted by: Xtreme at October 26, 2009 3:39 PM

Thanks for the fair assessment of the film, AB. I agree -- Hollywood condescension has no place in a children's film. DVD for me.

Posted by: Jelinas at October 26, 2009 4:08 PM

That red/blue energy symbolism...dude, I'm a big ol' Democrat who donated to many campaigns and goes door-to-door for Democratic candidates and is as pinko as they come, but come the hell on. That's some rank bullshit right there.

(Granted, Dick Cheney's long-dead heart was replaced by a small reactor fueled by the tears of widows and orphans, and it does glow red, but he's a unique case.)

Posted by: Soulless Merchant of Fear at October 26, 2009 4:14 PM

All I really want to know is if they rip his goddamn arms off at any point.

Posted by: s. pisaster at October 26, 2009 4:59 PM

Maybe I'm dense, but since this was produced by a company based in Hong Kong, are you sure Hollywood's to blame?

Posted by: Snapnhiss at October 26, 2009 5:23 PM

As finishing touches, all of Toby’s memories and consciousness are implanted into the robot before the Blue Energy core activates the Replacement Toby.

How does that work? Did he make a copy of his memories every day? Who just has something like that laying around for someone to implant into a robot if they die unexpectedly?

Posted by: Jeni at October 26, 2009 6:27 PM

Perhaps, one day, filmmakers will decide to drop the lectures and just fucking entertain their audiences.

Now, that's a really stupid thing to say.

Posted by: zito at October 26, 2009 7:25 PM

Maybe someone is an Astro Boy fan(ehm)boy, and can tell us truly whether or not this is a modern imposition of blue/red, warmonger, ect. on the Astro Boy canon. I refuse to get worked up without checking for coincidence. (not likely, but . . )

Posted by: idiosynchronic at October 26, 2009 9:18 PM

I took my 5 y/o nephew and he LOVED it. I wasn't fussed. But when I took him to see Ratatouille he fell aslepp. Go figure...

Posted by: amy at October 26, 2009 10:45 PM

So the original kid dies after being blown to bits by a robot??? That's pretty messed up. I think that in the original Japanese version he just got hit by a car.

Posted by: ruru at October 27, 2009 7:46 AM

I've been wondering exactly who this was supposed to be marketed to. Most people who are fans of Astro Boy aren't gonna be the type who just want "there's guns. . .in my butt?!!" and those who are amused by said humor are usually too young to even remember it.

Posted by: Rowen at October 28, 2009 10:15 PM

I always love the original Astroboy series but this definitely has its place in the entertainment industry.

Posted by: Markus at November 3, 2009 8:12 PM

red/blue = evil/good

it's always been like that. no political commentary, red, as a color, is used as bad or evil. look at star wars. good guys have green/blue/purple lightsabers, bad guys have red.

Posted by: michael at November 8, 2009 8:33 AM





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