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Amelia / Daniel Carlson

Film Reviews | October 23, 2009 | Comments (76)


Amelia is the least interesting movie ever made about anyone who ever lived. Ever. That’s not to say the movie doesn’t have some minor technical joys: The set and costume design create an authentic feeling of Depression-era America (the first one), and the cinematography from Stuart Dryburgh captures the postcard beauty of pastoral nations around the world. But director Mira Nair, so adept at drawing joy and sorrow from her characters in films like Monsoon Wedding, is stuck behind a dead stick. Part of the reason is likely that co-writers Ron Bass and Anna Hamilton Phelan aren’t so much telling the life story of pioneering aviator Amelia Earhart as they are recapping the highlights, drawing from a pair of biographies, Susan Butler’s East to the Dawn and Mary Lovell’s equally melodramatically titled The Sound of Wings. Ultimately, though, it’s Nair who fails to connect with Amelia on a deeper level or give her any kind of resonance on screen, creating a two-dimensional character with direction but no drive, action but no intent. It’s the most antiseptic, toned-down, unrealistic slice of life ever promoted as a gripping biopic. I had hoped to learn something of Amelia Earhart from the film, but I left as empty as I came.

The film begins in Miami, 1937, as Amelia (Hilary Swank) is setting off on her final attempt to circumnavigate the globe with no one else on board but navigator Fred Noonan (Christopher Eccleston). Amelia narrates part of the trip and scattered patches of the film with a dewey-eyed voice-over full of stilted phrases and uncomfortable poems. The action then jumps back to the beginnings of her modern career, though Nair continues to sporadically cut throughout the film between Amelia’s rising career and her trip around the world. Sliding back to 1928, the film proceeds to show Amelia’s meeting with New York book publisher George Putnam (Richard Gere), who’s scouting for a female commander to take point on a trans-Atlantic mission, attach her name to a ghostwritten account, and earn some cash for him and for Amy Guest, the socialite sponsoring the flight. Amelia’s first run-in with George is portentous — this is the man she’ll end up marrying — though it plays with all the flatness and predictability of a montage or highlight reel. Nair and the writers take it too much for granted that Amelia’s fate is set, and as a result they forget to imbue dramatic moments with sufficient tension. If the what is a given, the focus should be on the why and the how, but Amelia never really rises above the level of a History Channel re-creation. All the facts are here, assembled in order, but there’s no heart tying them all together.

The absolute worst, though, are the moments when the movie comes perilously close to making Amelia an actual human woman instead of just an ideal of inspiration. As Amelia makes trans-Atlantic journeys and begins to garner fame for herself and George, she’s absorbed into the American media machine and forced (one would hope) to grapple with her identity. She bucks a little at the branding she’s made to endure for everything from Lucky Strikes to her own brand of luggage, but there’s no evidence other than a few plainly stated lines that she’s unhappy with what’s going on. It’s also sad that a female filmmaker as accomplished as Nair didn’t wrestle more with the thornier issues of Amelia’s uphill battle for gender equality. Amelia is named “Lady Lindy” by the press, as if she’s not her own person but just a copy of Charles Lindbergh with different plumbing. She’s romantically pursued by Gene Vidal (Ewan McGregor), who has the only conversation in the film wherein Amelia hints at revealing what it might be like to be one of the only women in the world doing what she does. When Gene remarks that Amelia always seemed to want to be one of the boys, she responds quietly, “I may have at one time. Now I’m not so sure.” But that tantalizing glimpse of the pressures of being a groundbreaker is quickly gone, allowing the by-the-numbers bio to unfold.

That single-minded focus on the nuts and bolts is also what keeps the dialogue firmly rooted in melodramatic schlock. I’m well aware that society has undergone seismic changes in the past 70 years, but did people ever really talk like this? When Amelia returns from a voyage and jumps into the arms of an eagerly waiting George, he unironically says, “Well done, commander!” No talk of pride or love, or fear or worry, and certainly none of it in anything resembling an American sentiment. Weirdly, Phelan is known for adapting true stories about strong women (Gorillas in the Mist and Girl, Interrupted), which makes this screenplay a curious aberration, though co-writer Bass penned Stepmom and Entrapment, among others. Perhaps there was a disconnect from the beginning that never got solved.

Swank is kind and serviceable in the role, occasionally emotive but mostly content to act as if the burden of portraying Amelia is enough for now. The film seems lazily constructed to steer her toward awards consideration, and that tone of unearned acclaim permeates the film. Even Gere, capable of modest range, is hamstrung by the story’s weaknesses. Amelia Earhart’s story is by all rights a tragic one, a woman in love with something that would be her undoing, determined to do it no matter the cost. But there’s no demonstrable arc to the story or Swank’s characterization of Amelia: She simply is, like a straight line from titles to credits. Her guaranteed death brings no weight or drama to the film, only a signal that the rote story will soon be over. Title cards at the end talk of how Amelia’s fate has “intrigued the world for generations.” That’s something Amelia will never do.

Daniel Carlson is the managing editor of Pajiba and a TV blogger for the Houston Press. You can visit his blog, Slowly Going Bald.


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Comments

jesus, am i going to have to look at this bitch's horse mouth in that effin ugly-ass wig all weekend long?

*NEIGH*

Posted by: gp at October 23, 2009 4:28 PM

That was a good review, Daniel, it almost makes up for your dissing on Inglorious Basterds. (You will never make up for it completely, though. How the fuck can you not like a movie about killing Nazi's? Especially when it's that well done.)

Posted by: George at October 23, 2009 4:41 PM

Biopics are so hard to pull off. They usually suffer from trying to do too much in too little time, or, like you said, just give a fact sheet of a person's life. I usually don't seek them out--even the good ones--so I'll definitely avoid this one.

Posted by: kelsy at October 23, 2009 4:56 PM

Wow, gp, that was really unkind.

Anyhoo, this is a pretty tough disappointment to read about - I was hoping for much, much more out of the movie. Someday on DVD, perhaps.

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at October 23, 2009 5:02 PM

I had an Amelia Earhart suitcase once. I flew somewhere with it and it never arrived. True story.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 23, 2009 5:40 PM

I honestly had not the least idea that this movie was out. I remember hearing the casting news and then...it's out? It exists? I never saw a single ad or trailer for it.

Hilary Swank needs to step away from biopics. Once was enough.

Posted by: figgy at October 23, 2009 5:59 PM

That was a good review, Daniel, it almost makes up for your dissing on Inglorious Basterds. (You will never make up for it completely, though. How the fuck can you not like a movie about killing Nazi's? Especially when it's that well done.)

Oh George, go grab your Legolas action figure and pretend you're defending the Glittering Caves at Helm's Deep, adults are talking here.

Posted by: Soylent Green is Sheeple at October 23, 2009 7:01 PM

Well he uses an adult name at least.

Posted by: Jay at October 23, 2009 7:18 PM

I don't do the Facebook thing, so ... who's the PajiGuy in the photo?

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at October 23, 2009 7:58 PM

If anything can be learned from Amelia Earhart's ultimate fate is that:

women have no business flying planes.

Stay home girls.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 23, 2009 7:59 PM

Amelia is the least interesting movie ever made about anyone who ever lived.

Based on the movie poster, I'm not surprised. That poster nearly put me to sleep just glancing at it.

Posted by: ariadne at October 23, 2009 8:28 PM

And what's with the teeth?

Amelia didn't look like that.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 23, 2009 8:33 PM

I had an Amelia Earhart suitcase once. I flew somewhere with it and it never arrived. True story

Posted by: BWeaves at October 23, 2009 5:40 PM

My God man, warn someone about the funny next time. I don't know whether the tears are from laughing or from the Jameson that went through my nose upon reading that.

Posted by: ashes at October 23, 2009 8:35 PM

FINE!
it's not an ugly wig.

it's stylish for the period, coiffed beautifully, and (Almost) Distracts From The Mouth.

i mean, hey, i didn't call her a dude or you know, suggest women couldn't fly aircrafts or nothing, but no, gp is da devil.

Posted by: gp at October 23, 2009 8:59 PM

Amelia is the least interesting movie ever made about anyone who ever lived. Ever.

That's exactly the feeling I got from the trailer. Nice review though.

Posted by: Cindy at October 23, 2009 9:25 PM

I really though for just a moment that it was Gary Busey. No, really.

Posted by: Spender at October 23, 2009 9:27 PM

gp:
It was unkind to horses.
Who cares about the bitch in the plane.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 24, 2009 12:18 AM

Sadly I called this one, the previews make it look like what it apparently is, an overlong melodramatic awards attempt. Too bad really, such a great story to ruin.

Posted by: Alex at October 24, 2009 1:13 AM

i can't help it ... every time i look at hillary swank i see a female impersonator.

Posted by: snake at October 24, 2009 2:24 AM

Who cares!!! My boyfriend also agrees with me. He is 10 years older than me, lol. We met online at age-gap club -- http://AgelessOnly.COM/. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

Posted by: Loanna at October 24, 2009 5:42 AM

Gp is completely right. In a word- WOOF.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at October 24, 2009 8:56 AM

Lwa'e': ha! you should totally rant on how movies that feature swank piloting a plane isn't good for her tendons and what not.

optimus: we Finally Agree on Something. i'm not saying she's a dog, but i do wanna scratch behind her ear and give her a treat. maybe see if she'll bring this stick back to me.


also, my new response to anything RL throws at me will now be:
who cares? my boyfriend also agrees with me. he is 10 years older than me, lol. (yes, i will actually say "L.O.L." audibly and confidently in people's faces.)

but lookie, i'm not trying to hijack carlson's thread. he knows i love him. he knows i want to lay his reviews down by the fire.

Posted by: gp at October 24, 2009 9:55 AM

I'm tickled as hell that the director who once arrogantly dissed a great BBC period production as a "museum piece" (in contrast to her much better version) is being universally derided for delivering up such a dead thing to us (see almost every other review, which agree with Dan's first sentence).

Posted by: Natural 20 at October 24, 2009 9:57 AM

Not to defend The Next Karate Kid, but if you told me then that the girl with the figure in that movie would become the woman who wears a flight suit like a sackcloth in the promo poster for this flick, I wouldn't have believed you. And I would have been kind of sad.

Posted by: sansho1 at October 24, 2009 10:18 AM

They should cast Swank's face as the piano for the upcoming Liberace movie. Dear God, what a pair of gnashers.

Posted by: elzupasmonkey at October 24, 2009 10:24 AM

sansho1 speaks truth. Google images for "Hillary Swank hot." Hummna-hummna. Good thing we have movies like this to remind us what's behind the makeup mask.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 24, 2009 10:28 AM

Ok we get it she looks like Mr Ed took my grandmas rag mop behind a middle school. Lets talk about how awesome NPH was on Batman last night. Also of note how terminally awful the Black Canary is.

Posted by: Jadashay at October 24, 2009 12:00 PM

Personally I've yet to have confirmation that the creature in that pic is an actual female.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 24, 2009 12:08 PM

gp:
Bitch, please!
I can rant about things other than horses.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 24, 2009 12:55 PM

Hilary Swank brings new meaning to the term "scene-chewing performance"!

Posted by: D-Day at October 24, 2009 12:57 PM

Is it supposed to be an alternate history bio were Amelia chews through planes instead of flying them?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 24, 2009 1:05 PM

Breaking news! Hilary Swank and Sarah Jessica Parker to star in the remake of "They Shoot Horses, Don't They"!

Posted by: D-Day at October 24, 2009 1:18 PM

So what you're telling us is that odontophiliacs will love the film?

Posted by: stardust savant at October 24, 2009 1:23 PM

Anyone else reminded of that Bugs Bunny cartoon where he's flying high up in the sky and in deliciously absurd Warner Bros fashion encounters a horse that proceeds to ask the audience: A RABBIT, up here!?!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 24, 2009 1:25 PM

Who Cares!!?! My boyfriend is an odontophiliac, and he agrees with me. I met him on: NIBBLEMESOFTLYdotCOM.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 24, 2009 1:42 PM

She must go through like two or three tubes of toothpaste, a week.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 24, 2009 1:59 PM

Swank has already won an Oscar and a Golden Globe, so if she wins an Emmy she will be a triple crown winner, how appropriate.

Posted by: Guess Who! at October 24, 2009 2:18 PM

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 24, 2009 2:22 PM

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 24, 2009 2:30 PM

skew's not gonna be happy with y'all.

also Lwa'e', the blue clicky links... priceless.
also, if you know the male horse in that video, please give him my cell number.

Posted by: gp at October 24, 2009 6:21 PM

I'm not sure if I'm amused or appalled that the vast majority of this thread is thinking along the same lines as Guess Who. Good work, all. Way to raise the bar.

Posted by: Phaeolus at October 24, 2009 6:31 PM

Great review! I recently read about Amelia Earhart and I thought it was interesting that she told her husband when she met him she didn't expect him to be faithful and she certainly hoped he didn't expect the same of her. She also didn't look at herself as a kind of role-model for women--she was pretty much out for herself.

Posted by: SAA at October 24, 2009 7:32 PM

God it would have been nice if this were an interesting movie. I don't really care what Swank looks like but I always got the impression she was a decent actress. But why, Doctor Nine, do you insist in churning out paycheck films that no fans of your actual acting will ever want to see (ahem, Destro)? It's just not fair! Stupid paychecks and people that like them. Grr.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at October 24, 2009 9:00 PM

Is it just me or is that an ever so slightly feminized Gary Busey flying that plane?

Posted by: Puffts253 at October 24, 2009 9:01 PM

Hey, Phaeoulus, we're all just armchair commenters who won't ever have the money or talent Hilary Swank has. She seems like a nice, kind person. Seriously.

But it's just pajiba.com, and we're just offering our own little slice of comedy. Just have a laugh without too much introspection and go about your business. Just be happy you have something funny to read, eh?

I mean, as the saying goes, "don't look a gift horse in the - WOOPS!"

Posted by: D-Day at October 24, 2009 9:03 PM

Phaeolus, your arrogance disgust me. If it makes you feel better I’ll be the bad guy, that way you can pretend that your farts don’t stink. The difference between us is that if I fuck a pig, I’ll have the common decency to walk her to her front door and give her a good night kiss, but you, after you finish fucking a pig you’ll just leave her where you fucked her.

Posted by: Guess Who! at October 24, 2009 9:08 PM

And I didn't think you could actually sink the level of discourse any lower, but that last post actually brought it below Fox News levels.

Kudos.

D-Day, I'm going to have to disagree with you a tad. I don't think everything needs to be taken seriously, but I do think Phaeolus has a point, not least because the horse face "jokes" stopped being funny some months ago. They've been done. They've been done by people funnier than y'all.

Let them die a natural death.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at October 24, 2009 9:24 PM

fair enough, strike 1 for me!

Posted by: D-Day at October 24, 2009 9:31 PM

Put the jokes out to pasture, as it were?

Posted by: vikky at October 24, 2009 10:12 PM

*stands around*

so.
anybody, uh, see any good biopics lately?

Posted by: gp at October 25, 2009 1:16 AM

So Pajiba is not to become the repository for all "Hilary Swank = horse" jokes? Oh well.

I'd feel worse for her if she hadn't chosen to get so freaking skinny. She had a nice smile when there was a cheek on either end of it.

Posted by: sansho1 at October 25, 2009 9:05 AM

Seriously, what's with the teeth?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 25, 2009 9:34 AM

The problem with this movie is that Amelia Earhart isn’t all interesting. Maybe if she would have overcome a heroin addiction or something along those lines and then become a pilot then just maybe this movie would have drawn the right type of interest.

Posted by: Guess Who! at October 25, 2009 9:37 AM

In the era when "female empowerment" is all about putting out your own sex tape and acting like a big ho' I doubt Earhart has very much appeal.

Welcome to the era of the Slutbag (consort to the Douchebag)

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 25, 2009 12:14 PM

Slim you are so right, today’s young starlets only think of showing their muffs with their staged crotch shots. It saddens me that “female empowerment” entails gaining power through the power of the pussy. Sad times.

Posted by: Guess Who! at October 25, 2009 12:42 PM

Yea, because everyone on this thread is so interested in talent and intelligence over looks.

O wait a minute, no. 3/4ths of the thread consists in people ripping on a beautiful woman for one "flaw" (in quotes because I happen to think that she looks striking).

So why wouldn't young starlets try to get ahead on sex appeal? It is apparently what most of the public judges them on anyway. Might as well play the game successfully if you are gonna be damned by the public either way.

Posted by: madavis4 at October 25, 2009 1:20 PM

Yea, because everyone on this thread is so interested in talent and intelligence over looks.

O wait a minute, no. 3/4ths of the thread consists in people ripping on a beautiful woman for one "flaw" (in quotes because I happen to think that she looks striking).

So why wouldn't young starlets try to get ahead on sex appeal? It is apparently what most of the public judges them on anyway. Might as well play the game successfully if you are gonna be damned by the public either way.

Posted by: madavis4 at October 25, 2009 1:21 PM

O wait a minute, no. 3/4ths of the thread consists in people ripping on a beautiful woman for one "flaw" (in quotes because I happen to think that she looks striking).

Posted by: madavis4 at October 25, 2009 1:21 PM

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Oh, she's striking alright.

As for your other argument I don't see anyone, here at least, judging Streep, Bates or McDormand on any physical flaw. Young starlets today whore themselves out because they HAVE NO CRAFT, or intelligence or anything remotely approaching charisma.

Just tits and ass, that's why they are completely interchangeable and disposable.(see: Megan Fox, her clone/replacement is sucking producer cock as I type this, getting ready for her "big break")

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 25, 2009 1:53 PM

Put the jokes out to pasture, as it were?
Touche. :)

So Pajiba is not to become the repository for all "Hilary Swank = horse" jokes? Oh well.
Not like I can stop anyone. I just thought it stopped being at all amusing after the first 10 or 12. There is such a thing as beating a joke to death.

Besides, she's not ugly (though I admit that's a terrible picture. At worst she has committed the unforgivable sin of being average-looking. But unlike many of the more classically beautiful actresses getting starring roles in her age bracket, she can actually act. So after the first few jokes, I started to think that maybe we were spending a lot of thought on the completely trivial matter of her appearance rather than the perhaps relevant matter of her acting. Call me a nerd, but I think that's more interesting.

Plus... some of the jokes moved past silly fun and straight into hurtful and pointless.

To get back on topic, as it were... I'm surprised they made a movie out of Amelia Earhart's life and managed to make it that boring. Tomboy with a disapproving grandmother, drunk father, trouble getting a proper education.... her young life reads like a movie waiting to happen. Sort of a pre-feminist coming of age story without the anachronism, since she actually did do it.

After that she worked as a nurse during the Spanish Flu epidemic, and worked all kinds of odd jobs to earn money for flying lessons after a fairly dramatic introduction to airplanes. And then she struggled for quite some time to keep the money together to even fly. It would be trivial to dramatize the whole thing as a struggle against family bullshit and the establishment. You wouldn't even need to change facts, just emphasize the right parts.

There's even a medical struggle. After getting the Spanish Flu, she struggled for the rest of her life with chronic sinusitis, which was pretty rough on a pilot in those days, what with pressure changes at altitude. Of course, that involved a drain put into her sinuses that would probably gross people out and lead to extra jokes about her being ugly, so maybe leaving that out was a good move.

It would probably have been a much more satisfying film if they kept some of that material, instead of starting so late in her life. I think the screenwriter probably deserves as much crap as the director got.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at October 25, 2009 1:57 PM

ZombieScientist, I know you mean Spanish Flu but I’m sorry I keep thinking Spanish Fly.

Posted by: Guess Who! at October 25, 2009 2:55 PM

I don't care what you think ZombieScientits, my girlfriend agrees with me and she's ten years older. LOL. Also: SCIENTITS

Posted by: the_wakeful at October 25, 2009 3:39 PM

She was probably hoped-up on the Spanish Fly when she *ahem* went down, somewhere in the Pacific...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 25, 2009 5:27 PM

That broad looks like a female “Jaws” from the James Bond movies.

Posted by: Guess Who! at October 25, 2009 6:47 PM

"Just tits and ass, *that's why they are completely interchangeable and disposable*"

Well, yes, if you see them that way, then they *would* need to use those "assets" in order to get ahead, that's exactly my point. Apparently you enjoy the fact that they have been labeled as "sluts" because then you get to attack them without fear of reprisal, because obv they deserved it.

The *same attitude* gives rise to the denigration of a talent like Swank's on the basis of a single physical flaw. It is the attitude that damns young women if they are too sexy and damns them if they aren't sexy enough.

Such a model does not address Streep, Bates, McDormand etc. because they aren't "young starlets." But nice attempt to derail.

Posted by: madavis4 at October 25, 2009 8:08 PM

I will stipulate that everything you say is correct madavis4, but I’m just talking about the broad’s grill. I’m not too much concerned about the politics of which actresses get which parts.

Posted by: Guess Who! at October 25, 2009 8:33 PM

Starlets shcmarlets, they were all young "starlets" once (whatever the hell that is). As for the fear of reprisal bullshit, honey if it were about that all internet boards would collapse immediately so try another one, that shit don't work on me.

The FACT is, that apart from lack of creativity and integrity Hollywood is suffering from an overabundance of sluttery. It's Girls Gone Wild time and you seem to be all for it, which is fine by me, but, if you wanna be a ho' KNOW YOUR PLACE in the scheme of things.

PS: I haven't mentioned Swank's acting once, but I do find her competent if a tad overrated.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 25, 2009 8:37 PM

Aint no business like ho' business.

Posted by: Guess Who! at October 25, 2009 8:44 PM

Exactly. You can't make such a big deal about Swank's looks and then turn around and deride other people for using their looks to get ahead. ARE looks important or AREN'T they?

George:
Inglourious Basterds was a series of cool moments that added up to less than the sum of their parts.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 25, 2009 8:45 PM

There is such a thing as beating a joke to death.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at October 25, 2009 1:57 PM
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Beating a dead what?

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 25, 2009 8:52 PM

Exactly. You can't make such a big deal about Swank's looks and then turn around and deride other people for using their looks to get ahead. ARE looks important or AREN'T they?


Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 25, 2009 8:45 PM

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Now think about that for a moment....mmmmm, Oscar winner, A-list,multi-millionaire.

Maybe it's just me but, I think, and I might be taking a GIANT leap but it's pretty obvious they weren't in Secretar...err Swank's case.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 25, 2009 8:57 PM

Um. Hillary Swank is hot. I mean, yeah she's got big teeth... but that's not as terrible as Megan Fox's acne and Swank's got a better body and she's talented.

And yeah this movie fucking sucked. So damn boring.

Posted by: kayla at October 25, 2009 9:13 PM

Beating a dead what?

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 25, 2009 8:52 PM

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Well played, sir. Well played.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at October 25, 2009 9:34 PM

*wonders how this thread might have gone had i just complimented swank in the beginning*

Posted by: gp at October 25, 2009 9:54 PM

Puppie, rainbows and cigarettes.

Posted by: The_wakeful at October 26, 2009 3:43 AM

I've read those teeth in Amelia are prosthetic.

Posted by: Natural 20 at October 26, 2009 8:35 AM

Remember when Hillary was the topic of "hot or not" on the Office? hmmmmmmmmm.

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