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Aliens / Steven Lloyd Wilson

Film Reviews | January 6, 2010 | Comments (85)


“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” -Ripley

A low budget film brimming with tension and atmosphere gets a sequel. The studio hands it to a second time director (first time with a major studio or a budget) and spins it as an action film. Just take grim and nihilistic science fiction horror, multiply the aliens by a hundred and throw some space marines into the mix. The result is a shitcake with extra peanuts so often that it’s a rule of filmmaking that the sequel will suck. Unless that sequel is Aliens.

James Cameron wrote the script on the side while filming The Terminator and convinced Fox to give him the budget and backing for Aliens if The Terminator ended up being successful. Fox didn’t want to pay Sigourney Weaver a real actress salary (she only made around $30,000 for her role in the original Alien) until Cameron refused to film without her, insisting that the script could not be rewritten with another character in her place. The filming itself was a legendary series of near disasters as Cameron (it is too kind to say that he is merely difficult to work with) faced mutinies from his British crew at Pinewood Studios. After filming wrapped, Cameron told the crew: “This has been a long and difficult shoot, fraught by many problems. But the one thing that kept me going, through it all, was the certain knowledge that one day I would drive out the gate of Pinewood and never come back, and that you sorry bastards would still be here,” and indeed walked out the door.

The film itself is a masterpiece of pacing and action, remembered for its relentless violence and action, but in retrospect it is amazing how slowly the film begins. It takes its time building the characters, setting the stage for Ripley’s psychology, the loss of her child, the memories of the nightmare in the dark. Action films should take a deep breath and not start the gunplay for an hour into the film. Milk out the time with the characters, make us recognize them on sight before throwing them into harm’s way. Any good action or horror film needs to be a love story between the audience and the characters, so that we feel the emotional gut punch of their danger and deaths.

Once the action does begin, it’s still the best science fiction action ever filmed. Close quarters, guns blazing constantly against an onslaught that never can quite be stopped, only hidden from for a time. But it’s not just action, Cameron paces the film carefully with quiet tension between the firefights, hidden moments of dread that echo the first film. The marines exploring the abandoned colony, expecting something to jump out of every acid scorched hole in the wall. The moment they realize they’re right beneath the cooling station and are ordered to unload their rifles for fear of an explosion, and the tension mounts even though you know exactly what’s coming. Ripley waking up next to Newt, noticing that her gun is gone and the canisters holding face huggers are empty. The skittering of bony legs somewhere in the shadows. The stomach knotting “beep … beep … beep” as the motion detectors chime like an EKG, a cloud of dots moving closer than the walls should allow until the characters look up in horror at the ceiling.

The effects show a little wear around the edges these days, but only when it zooms out and away from the tight focuses on characters and their immediate surroundings. Oddly the thing that looked most fake was the armored personnel carrier as it rampages through the colony. It looks too light, like it’s made of cardboard and lacking real substance, which is odd because it was actually one of those 40 ton tugs that tow airliners in and out of the gates at airports.

The actors are superb, even in the tiny roles. Sigourney Weaver got the Oscar nomination and put science fiction on the legitimate track. Newt, Carrie Henn putting in one of the most convincing child performances of all time, all flailing limbs and vacant eyes. It was the only film she ever was in, just an Air Force brat whose dad happened to be stationed in town when a call for auditions went out. Lance Henrikson, the android trying to redeem the sins of his predecessor. Michael Biehn playing much the same character he did in The Terminator. Bill Paxton constantly on the verge of losing it. Jenette Goldstein nailing the tough Vasquez fifteen years before Michelle Rodriguez started channeling her character in every role.

Cameron hits the theme of indifferent corporate evil that recurs in most of his films, but it’s at a particularly brutal level here. Send the colonists out to investigate, but don’t warn them, if you make a big deal out of it, you’ve just lost exclusive rights to the find. There’s a substantial dollar value attached to the facility, you know. Paul Reiser is about a light year away from the light friendly guy he always plays in comedies, all snake-oil and manufactured charm. Would a squad of marines really have been sent to investigate a couple hundred presumed dead colonists if not for the bio-weapons division’s interest in the matter? The parasitism of The Company is every bit as violent and horrific as the alien.

There is no question though that the alien itself is the main character, even with a hundred of them stalking through the shadows. The creature is a vile twisting of sexual metaphors. It rapes you down the throat and its bastard progeny explodes out of your rib cage. The double mouth both a phallus and a dentata. The creatures’ violence is oddly bloodless, the fear not really of its claws or teeth, but of its embrace. Watch how the marines die one by one, not ripped asunder or torn apart but pulled into a final hug and then pulled away into the darkness. Goo, slime, drool, acid for blood. No fucking eyes, just the sense that it’s watching you. Climbs walls, bends steel, slams right through blast doors like they’re paper. There’s not a chance that a Schwarzenegger clone could somehow fight it one on one, it’d casually rip his head off.

In the end, it’s not anti-technology, it’s not a screed of nature rising to murder us in our sleep. There’s a sense that while organic the aliens are anything but natural, perfect killing machines designed in nightmare. They are machines just as much as the android Bishop, born of nightmare instead of intellect. The two are mirrors, foils to each other. One a perfect machine designed by the mind and programmed to protect humans, the other a perfect machine summoned by the reptile brain lurking beneath the intellect, programmed to massacre.

The other mirror is of course that of Ripley and the Queen, mothers fighting for a child, as their other grown offspring fall to bullets and claws all around. There’s a moment of understanding near the end, in the depths of the hive, when Ripley shoots the flamethrower into the air and then points it at the piles of eggs. The Queen nods then, her warriors backing off into the shadowed tunnels, two mothers understanding each other, my child for yours. But Ripley is too far gone to retreat in peace, seen too much blood and horror. She burns the eggs anyway, pumps the grenade launcher all around the nest, not content to let the ticking reactor bathe it all in atomic fire in a few minutes. It has to be fire Ripley uses, that first discovery of ours, the first symbol distinguishing us from the animals. It’s not just a weapon, it’s the light that keeps the darkness at bay.

Newt survives for months on her own, not fighting but hiding. That’s not a blunt message for saying that technology won’t save us, after all Ripley only wins in the end by fighting the queen with primitive power armor. It’s an echo of the fear that helpless children is all we really are once you strip away the fancy guns.

There are three great fears in a technological society, embedded in the great science fiction horror franchises of the eighties. The Terminator echoes the fear that technology will turn on us, the blade twisting to stab the wielder, the dark child growing to smother its parents. The Predator echoes the fear that superior technology will come along, that all our brains are for naught if we stumble across someone with better toys. The Alien is the ultimate nihilistic fear though, grounded in the horrific notion that the technology might not even matter, that lions and tigers and bears are grinning in the darkness beyond the campfire.

“These people are here to protect you. They’re soldiers.” -Ripley
“It won’t make any difference.” -Newt

Steven Lloyd Wilson is a hopeless romantic and the last scion of Norse warriors and the forbidden elder gods. His novel, ramblings, and assorted fictions coalesce at www.burningviolin.com. You can email him here.


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Comments

That was excellent, Steven. Just excellent.

Posted by: Sean at January 6, 2010 3:23 PM

Love this movie. You've done it again, SLW.

Not bad for a human.

Posted by: branded at January 6, 2010 3:26 PM

"This has been a long and difficult shoot, fraught by many problems. But the one thing that kept me going, through it all, was the certain knowledge that one day I would drive out the gate of Pinewood and never come back, and that you sorry bastards would still be here,"...

In other words...

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're cool. Peace! I'm out.

Mr. Cameron...how I dream of saying that to my bosses one day...how I dream.

Posted by: PissBoy at January 6, 2010 3:27 PM

Your reviews are always outstanding. I just love the way you write.

Posted by: feramones at January 6, 2010 3:27 PM

Nicely done. Why did I think Newt was the cat?

Posted by: Cindy at January 6, 2010 3:30 PM

Clinical dissection, SLW. "Aliens" is a childhood favorite of mine along with "Predator" because of the crazy kick-assery of the characters as they fall to an inevitably superior hunter. Now the hunters are fighting each other in mindless gorefests that make my inner 10 year old sad.

Posted by: Kballs at January 6, 2010 3:33 PM

Excellent, excellent review. I never noticed the "fire as metaphor" thing from the finale before but it makes sense. There is a reason Aliens is one of the few films I will happily pay to upgrade to Blu Ray. It's been in my personal top 10 since I gave it a standing ovation with the rest of the audience in a packed movie theater back in '86.

Also, "They mostly come at night. Mostly." is one of my favorite movie lines of all time.

Posted by: TylerDFC at January 6, 2010 3:40 PM

Kudos, good sir!

I watched the movie on AMC (in the daylight, of course, this movie is infinitely scarier than any redneck with a power tool), and I was scared at how sterile everything was despite the fact the fact that X number of colonists were dead.

No doubt if this movie was redone the entire place would be covered in blood and it would lose something. By never showing piles of corpses and limbs, it's almost inferred that the people living there are turned into aliens, which is incredibly more terrifying. You also never really know who is actually killed by having a toothy tongue shoved through their cerebral cortex, who gets the more gruesome and unfortunate fate of being strapped to a wall, awake, for a face hugger to make sweet, deadly mouth love to you.

Posted by: D-Day at January 6, 2010 3:42 PM

DAYUM! Brilliantly written, SLW. You have once again brought out themes and ideas in this movie that I never noticed before.

This is one of my all-time favorite movies. I thought it was just because of the kick-ass violence and supremely awesome performance of the ultimate alpha-female in Ripley. Now I feel smart for loving it so much.

Posted by: dammitjanet at January 6, 2010 3:42 PM

Thanks for a fantastic review of one of my all time favorites, Steven. I'm glad you mentioned the maternal foils bit, too. My grad school advisor repeatedly cited a Master's thesis someone wrote on that topic as one of her favorites she'd ever read.

We have Aliens to thank for showing Hollywood that science fiction/action/horror films can be made with all of the intelligence, skill, and poetry found in films of any other genre.

We also have it to thank for introducing a strong, female, action heroine into mainstream American filmmaking. Someone who, while sexy in her own way, doesn't spend the majority of her screen time pouting her glossy lips or preening in vinyl cat suits. Don't get me wrong, that can be fun too. But to see a strong warrior woman, at that time in film history, who acted primarily as a guardian mother, to Newt and to humankind as a whole, was and still is a truly spectacular thing. For such a heroine to be embraced by mainstream, multiplex audiences, is something even better.

Posted by: ShinyKate at January 6, 2010 3:43 PM

Awesome review. Easily one of my favorite films of all time. Just love it.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at January 6, 2010 3:43 PM

Could this write-up BE any better?

/thinks not


PS: Must grudgingly admit Paul Reiser is one of the best things on this flick.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 6, 2010 3:45 PM

Nice review. For years, I've enjoyed saying "they moistly come out at night...moistly" because 1) It's funny, 2) It's true, and 3) It kinda sounds like that's what she's saying. Anyway, rather than being an unprovoked escalation, didn't the Mommo-e-Mommo standoff get all flamesey because the Queen's withdrawal of her soliders (nice) was followed up within seconds by the opening of a facehugger egg right in front of Ripley (not nice and kinda threatening)?

Posted by: laredo at January 6, 2010 3:50 PM

This is one of the best science fiction movies I've ever seen, and it's been a favorite since I first stole away to watch it at a friend's house without my parents knowing. It was because of this movie that I owned about a billion Aliens toys, comic books, and novels. The universe never got old and neither did the creatures themselves.

I saw this movie before I saw the original, and when I finally did see the first one I was disappointed. I was young, so I can't fault myself for not understanding it was a different kind of film, but because of that I've always thought of this movie as the better of the two. I don't consider anything past this point; 3 was watchable, but not quality by any stretch, and Resurrection is too sad to even qualify as hangover theater.

Posted by: Snath at January 6, 2010 3:53 PM

Also, if you do a list of 10 best things that happened on Pajiba in 2009, I'd like to suggest that Mr. and Mrs. Cindy speeding up the comment posting turnaround be placed at numbers 1, 2, and 3.

I hated having to wait 45 seconds to find out that, even after proofreading twice and using the built in spell-check, I'd just misspelled a commonly used word in the middle of a diatribe condemning stupidity and laziness.

Posted by: laredo at January 6, 2010 3:54 PM

What a gorgeous review. You've convinced me to take a second look at a movie I haven't thought about in a decade.

Posted by: CallMeGinger at January 6, 2010 3:56 PM

That Jim Cameron sure knows how to make a movie, I reckon.

Posted by: D-Day at January 6, 2010 3:59 PM

The third and fourth Alien movies were beautifully made and incredibly well-cast films created by passionate and talented filmmakers who should never have been allowed to go within 200 miles of the Alien film series.

Posted by: laredo at January 6, 2010 4:02 PM

Jesus Christ, SLW, you've made points here (the fire? Damn!) that have never occurred to me in decades of watching this, one of the best movies ever made.

Your columns just kick ass.

Posted by: Jerce at January 6, 2010 4:11 PM

This is one of my favorite movies of all time. Thanks for the reflection and review. This is one of those movies I can watch over and over again and still be excited and terrified. It's also one of the few movies where I don't identify Sigourney Weaver with her character. She's not the woman in Ghostbusters or Working Girl...she is Ripley!

Posted by: Peanut_Butter_And_James at January 6, 2010 4:15 PM

That review made my day. Brilliant review of a brilliant film.

MAN, SO MUCH OSSOM!!!!!

Posted by: Jelinas at January 6, 2010 4:29 PM

Brilliant review, just brilliant. I often have the Alien v. Aliens debate with myself, and can never reconcile my ideas of why I love the movies with the begrudging victory that Aliens takes in the debate. Aliens has always felt like more than a simple sci-fi shoot-em-up, and you've captured that feeling perfectly.

Posted by: Brenton at January 6, 2010 4:35 PM

I hate this movie. I'd rather have my toes eaten off my bulldog pups than see it again. If I could go back in time, I wouldn't kill Hitler, I wouldn't learn the secret origin of the universe, but I would destroy the master print of Aliens before it could be duplicated for distribution.

And I'd kick James Cameron's ass for good measure.

Posted by: Lucas at January 6, 2010 4:35 PM

Aaaaahhhhh! Thank you so very much for doing a review of my favorite movie EVER (caps lock means I really mean it), and doing it thoughtfully. I do enjoy reading your posts, SLW, because you write beautifully, but I especially love this one. I watched this movie over and over with my mother and sister growing up, it's still a bonding thing for the three of us.

One quibble though, I always hated Newt and thought she was stupid. And she had a really irritating manner of speaking. "They moistly come out at night" indeed. Stupid Newt.

Also the exchange I quote the most and still love:
"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No. Have you?"
TOTALLY ROCKS (see? I really mean it), especially with the Vasquez accent.

Posted by: Katers at January 6, 2010 4:37 PM

Hmm. I didn't realize Cameron was that much of a dick.

Yeah, I do like how, even though the place will detonate, she still wants to burn down the nest. "I want you to see me do this".

Posted by: Jay at January 6, 2010 4:54 PM

WIPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Ahem, sorry, me and the BF love Aliens and when Newt yells WIPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY has become one of those 'couple' things we do that only we get or find amusing in any way at all, ever.
Sorry.

WIPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Posted by: Nadine at January 6, 2010 4:55 PM

Lucas: You can't expect to make a statement like that on Pajiba without backing it up. This ain't AICN. So let's hear it.

Posted by: TylerDFC at January 6, 2010 4:56 PM

The third and fourth Alien movies were beautifully made and incredibly well-cast films created by passionate and talented filmmakers who should never have been allowed to go within 200 miles of the Alien film series.

That is an incredible way to put it, laredo. It sums up why "I should like them, but don't" much more clearly than I even understood myself.

Posted by: Snath at January 6, 2010 4:58 PM

One of the biggest travesties in the history of the Academy Awards is that Sigourney Weaver did not win the Oscar for best Actress for Aliens.

Posted by: John W at January 6, 2010 4:59 PM

“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
-Ripley

I'd like to point out that this should be the same solution used by Parker Selfridge when he comes back for his unobtanium making Avatar II a very short movie.

Posted by: EricD at January 6, 2010 5:07 PM

Oh. And I forgot to say, excellent fucking job Mr. Wilson. I loved reading that.

Posted by: EricD at January 6, 2010 5:17 PM

Aside from all that's mentioned in the review, I always liked Aliens for its being one of the first sci-fi flicks that had very reasonable extrapolations of technology. It heightened the realism of an unrealistic premise.

No blasters, teleporters, faster-than-light drives, but instead heightened projectile weapons, better gps devices and wearable forklifts. And flamethrowers are evergreen.

Took Lucas' Star Wars concept of incorporating human-culture-identifiable bits into the technology and really ran with it in a big way...so much so that we're now incredulous if a sci-fi movie character in a future earth-related setting pulls out a laser gun or activates his anti-grav device.

Posted by: Jacktrade at January 6, 2010 5:17 PM

Aliens is a brilliant movie, and it still baffles my mind how the greatest sequel of all time was followed with two of the worst, and they were both done by men with ability.

Oh, go suck the dentanta/phallus of the alien, Lucas, you pretentious cocksucker.

Posted by: George at January 6, 2010 5:48 PM

Yeah, what ShinyKate said (excellent points!). I loved this movie so much I named my dog "Ripley" after Sigourney Weaver's character: a kick-ass heroine who magnificently blended the feminine with the masculine. One of my favourite parts in the whole movie was when she was holding Newt in her arms, waiting for the mother Alien to disembark from the elevator as the deck collasped around her in a scene taken straight from Dante's Hell.

"Close your eyes, baby".

Posted by: kootenay girl at January 6, 2010 5:57 PM

Awesome review, or as the xenomorphs might say:

...

Actually they wouldn't say anything, just French you to death.

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 6, 2010 5:58 PM

Quite a few great lines from this movie, but my fave is probably:

Ripley: Get away from her, you bitch!


And then the queen alien says (the gist, anyway): Bring it! Your ass is mine, pathetic human!

Posted by: Slash at January 6, 2010 5:59 PM

Always love your pieces, SLW, and this is no exception.

I actually wrote a paper about Aliens in college (now a distant memory), touching on some of the ideas you've mentioned here. I love the "mother vs. mother" aspect. A main focus of my paper was the militarism and war aspects (which, as I recall, was the theme of the class). On the one hand, in order to get your army to kill the enemy without qualms, you need to characterize the enemy as "other" and subhuman, as in the racist characterizations of Japanese people as monkeys during WWII, or calling Middle Easterners "camel jockeys". On the other hand, this can lead to seriously underestimating that enemy and paying the price. Like when Hudson says, "How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!" Also, the movie plays with the hierarchical nature of the military and expectations: the soldiers hate the lieutenant because he's book-smart but hasn't been in combat, but he turns out to be a brave stand-up guy. Burke says Hicks "can't make that kind of decision - he's just a grunt", but of course Hicks shows the most leadership and keeps everyone safe.

I also love the somewhat subtle but perfectly on point anti-corporatism. Any time I hear about some corporate malfeasance, I hear in my head, "This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it" and "It was a bad call, Ripley. A bad call. / These people are dead, Burke!!"

Oh, and one of my very favorite quotes: "What are we supposed to use, harsh language?"

God I love this movie.

Posted by: MM at January 6, 2010 6:03 PM

Oh, and laredo:

The third and fourth Alien movies were beautifully made and incredibly well-cast films created by passionate and talented filmmakers who should never have been allowed to go within 200 miles of the Alien film series.

is totally brilliant too. Alien 3 and 4 have enjoyable moments for me, but overall they hurt my heart, and you've nicely summed up why.

Posted by: MM at January 6, 2010 6:11 PM

A most excellent review, Mr. stipe42.

Posted by: Rykker at January 6, 2010 6:36 PM

Very nice analysis of one of my very favorite films. It truly does work on a visceral, primal level, and it manages to create a very memorable cast of supporting characters with very little screen time. Thanks for the read!

I do have one note of contention in terms of setting the stage via "the loss of her child," which implies this is a reaction to the extended cut of the film. I've always preferred the original theatrical cut. Coincidentally, I was just pondering that specific point of Ripley's motherhood this morning, and I reached the conclusion that explicitly telling us that she lost a daughter is too on the nose. To me, it's more than enough to have the emotional impact of Ripley's being placed in a world 57 years after everything she knew. There isn't going to be anyone left there she knows or cares about. That's almost a given. An attachment to Newt in lieu of the daughter she lost just seems too obvious and convenient, and I enjoyed seeing Ripley find new purpose via this relationship without such a direct causation for her maternal instinct fed to us.

However, the bigger reason I prefer the theatrical cut is that it eliminates the earlier scenes of the colony on LV-426 prior to the attack. Perhaps this is an element that is not as important in later viewings of the film, but that slow build of tension that you describe owes heavily in my mind to the theatrical version's throwing us into the colony with the same perspective that the marines have. They don't know what they're getting into, and we don't really know either with only the 1979 film as a reference. What would it be like to have a whole bunch of these bastards attacking a community? We see the aftermath, but we're left only with the renderings of our imagination. I don't want the pristine condition of the colony before the attack as a visual reference, and the inclusion of that shot of Newt and Timmy finding the facehugger is not nearly good enough to trump the culmination of the attack on sub-level 3 where the marines are slaughtered. The fact that the theatrical version waited an entire hour (or thereabouts) before letting us see anything alien except for facehuggers in experimental tanks (on top of the seven-year wait between 1979 and 1986) should not be underestimated in creating the outstanding fear and suspense that Aliens generates. And, of course, I think that slow build (akin to the initial climb on a roller coaster) is also responsible for making the second half of the film such a thrill ride. The result is the best action movie in history.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at January 6, 2010 6:41 PM

By the way, I've said it here before, but I'll say it again. Alien 3 was the most traumatic experience of my movie-going life, with the possible exception of that abomination that visited us on Memorial Day 2008.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at January 6, 2010 6:43 PM

The cat's name is Jones.

Awesome movie.

Posted by: grendel at January 6, 2010 6:55 PM

Best review on this site. Ever.

Posted by: superasente at January 6, 2010 7:01 PM

Yes, damn good review.

Now cite your sources...

Well, the quote from Cameron is from a biography of him (called The Futurist: The Life and Films of James Cameron and written by Rebecca Keegan). I saw the quote in this article on slashfilm.

The info about the APC being an aircraft tug is in "The Making of Aliens" section of the Alien Quadrilogy box set.

Info about actors and crew are from IMDB.

Posted by: Recondite at January 6, 2010 7:23 PM

Brilliant review.

A classic and consistently entertaining.

My favorite exchange (not exactly verbatim):

Hudson: "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

Vasquez: "No, have you?"

Drake: "Ice cold Vasquez."

Hahahahaha...

Posted by: JS at January 6, 2010 7:42 PM

Bravo!

Posted by: , at January 6, 2010 7:45 PM

When Ripley climbs into that forklift, straps in, and steps forward, twirling the claws and saying "where do you want it?", I can't help but grin.

Posted by: mswas at January 6, 2010 8:03 PM

Aliens was the first horror movie my parents (accidentally) let me watch. I was probably 11. I spent the next two weeks periodically holding my arms over my stomach, and my sister could freak me out just by holding her spread hand in front of my face.

I'm still not over it to this day. A damned shame, because it sounds so *good*.

Posted by: Foxeye at January 6, 2010 8:20 PM

I was mostly talking about the mirroring. You can't say you're the first to address this film in the context of its uses.

I hardly claim to be the first to make such connections, though I did not crib these notes from elsewhere. There is nothing new under the sun, and so I am sure that others have and will analyze the film in both the same and different ways than I did, and probably with more eloquence and insight. But I assure you that, as always, the thoughts and words of the piece are those of this humble writer. -SLW

Posted by: Recondite at January 6, 2010 8:26 PM

I'm just going to echo for the nth time how well-written this review is. Great stuff.

Posted by: Mick J at January 6, 2010 9:03 PM

Fabulous review--just watched this on cable a few days ago for the umpteenth time. Ripley is such a kickass heroine.

The first time I read Molly Weasley yelling, "Not my daughter, you bitch!" I immediately thought of Ripley yelling, "Get away from her, you bitch!" Love a good pissed off mom kicking ass.

Posted by: lainiefig at January 6, 2010 9:31 PM

The best sci-fi/action flick...nothing even comes close. Oh how I adore this movie...

Posted by: stryker1121 at January 6, 2010 9:36 PM

WHY do I even bother having things happen in the daytime?! Only NOW do I see a loving, thoughtful tribute to my favorite movie ever? I have surely seen this film over 150 times (I counted when I was a lonely teenager taking notes on who I wanted to grow up to be, and hello? Ripley as role model? YES.) and it never fails to draw me in.

I remember the utter delight seeing the edited scenes for the first time on tv - I bored my one friend for weeks on end discussing how it evolved Ripley's story arc and added depth to her insistence on saving the girl.

'Ellen', 'Dwayne'...le sigh!
'A day in the Corps is like a day on the farm.'
'Look into my eye.'
'Goddammit that's not all! All this...this bullshit you think is so important...well you can just kiss all that goodbye!'

Oh god. Woman took no shit, for reals. I am so happy right now I'm breaking out the emoticons!
:D

Posted by: replica at January 6, 2010 10:51 PM

Great review, although I still think Alien is the better film.

Posted by: frank (aka frank_247 aka the lone Scotsman) at January 6, 2010 10:55 PM

Man, as terrifying as the Alien design(s) is/are, I can't imagine what people would have thought if that original vision at the top up there made an appearance (what with it's giGANtic penis and all). Man, that Giger fella had some ideas.

Posted by: Cody at January 6, 2010 11:28 PM

In the Nintendo 64 version of Aliens 3, when you died they played a sound bite of Bill Paxton's "Game over, man!" It was by the best part of the game, and my favorite of many lines in Aliens. I watched Aliens recently and realized just how much I know it. I don't just know the best lines, I know ALL the lines. I know all the Marines' names, for no particular reason. I recently bought a T-shirt with the emblem of the colonial marines stationed on the Sulaco. I love this film!

Alien may be the best Sci Fi movie of all time, but Aliens is SO CLOSE... I didn't really know why I liked it so much until I read this outstanding review with a spectacular finish. Thanks for a beautiful homage to what is in all likelihood my favorite film.

Posted by: EJ at January 7, 2010 12:40 AM

Awesome review sir!

Posted by: brite at January 7, 2010 2:56 AM

This remains one of my all time favourite films. We used to play Aliens when I was a kid, my brother being Hicks, best bud Vasquez, her bro Hudson (for the best lines, 'No way man, no way!'). Yet for some reason I always wanted to be Newt. And no one wanted to be Ripley, because she had bad hair. This saddens me.

Anyway, love it. Still watch it, and might go to the cinema to see it when it plays nearby next month.

Posted by: Carrie (aka Teabelly) at January 7, 2010 4:45 AM

I saw this movie before I saw the original, and when I finally did see the first one I was disappointed. I was young, so I can't fault myself for not understanding it was a different kind of film, but because of that I've always thought of this movie as the better of the two. I don't consider anything past this point; 3 was watchable, but not quality by any stretch, and Resurrection is too sad to even qualify as hangover theater.

This is me too. Even though I can appreciate what a good film Alien is, it will never be as good for me as Aliens. And what others? There are other films in this series? Surely not...

Posted by: Carrie (aka Teabelly) at January 7, 2010 4:48 AM

I was always under the impression Newt was the one child from Christmas Vacation.

and I thought dog laid eggs...

Posted by: Colin at January 7, 2010 7:59 AM

dog... dogs. shit

Posted by: Colin at January 7, 2010 7:59 AM

LET'S ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!! - Vasquez

Posted by: Matt at January 7, 2010 9:25 AM

Just wanted to echo my love for this review and this movie. Even if Cameron is a total dick.

I fell in love with Ripley's character in the first film when she risked her life to save the fucking cat. The cat. Most people would be too busy shitting their pants as they ran for the shuttle to stop and help a fellow human, let alone a pet. You rule, lady.

Most of my favorite quotes have already been mentioned, but I'll add a couple little ones:

"Hey Sarge, you'll get lung cancer smoking those"

"Whaddaya want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?"
"Would you, Sarge? I'd like that."

"I guess she don't like the cornbread either."

Posted by: DeadBessie at January 7, 2010 9:28 AM

'HUDSON! WE ARE LEAVING!'

Posted by: Magiel at January 7, 2010 9:37 AM

This may be one of your best yet, darlin. Terrific job.

Posted by: jamiepants at January 7, 2010 9:43 AM

"It has to be fire Ripley uses, that first discovery of ours, the first symbol distinguishing us from the animals. It’s not just a weapon, it’s the light that keeps the darkness at bay."

This is the only misstep in the review. It's a darling that doesn't make any anthropological sense.

Fire wasn't our first discovery, and it isn't what distinguised us from animals. (And no, you can't cite Quest for Fire as a counter-source to prove me wrong.) I know what point you wanted to make; however, this weakens a lot of what came before it in your review.

Each time we point to a human trait or quality that seems to suggest, "This! This is what makes us different from animals!" -- it ends up...not. We're not the only tool-using or tool-creating species. We're not the only species to use language. We're not the only species that lives in communities, that commits war, that revels in violence.

Sure, I'm wearing a big ol' pair of pedantical pants. But I'm wearing them because so much of this essay you wrote was so very good -- this bit of not-good totally stands out and mars it.

Posted by: Mike B. at January 7, 2010 10:45 AM

Mr. Wilson, you continue to be a role model of writing on this site. In geekspeak, you're the Steven Moffat of Pajiba.

Impressive review on an amazing film. Just one question though: when do we get your take on the Doctor Who Specials? I'm particularly interested to see what you thought of The Doctor in the last three specials.

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at January 7, 2010 11:56 AM

@Eric D.

"“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
-Ripley

I'd like to point out that this should be the same solution used by Parker Selfridge when he comes back for his unobtanium making Avatar II a very short movie."

Amen brother. That was all I could think when they were trying to figure out how to move the Na'vi. All this posturing and BS from the director who brought us the nuke it from orbit line? Come on Cameron, you can do better.

Also, Lucas, unless you have a damn good reason, you can suck a fat one. If you're going to troll on Pajiba you have to come correct.

Posted by: Fyrehaar at January 7, 2010 1:36 PM

By the way, ever since I first saw this back in 1986, I've been a vocal supporter of what would certainly have been the greatest sitcom in the history of television: The Apone & Hudson Show.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at January 7, 2010 1:44 PM

Long time reader, first time poster as Martin might say...that post was just excellent.

Beautiful writing, Mr Wilson...thank you very much.

Posted by: Neoprod at January 7, 2010 3:24 PM

Alien-esque true story: Last week I was at my friend's house using her PC, which is perched upon an old roll-top desk. The setup is configured such that immediately behind the monitor lies the desk's vast series of permanently obscured nooks and crannies which were designed, one imagines, to contain ancient sundries such as sealing wax, absinthe bottles, and Derringer pistols. After working at the computer for a considerable time, the constant and unremarkable inky blackness behind and beneath the monitor suddenly resolved itself into the slowly twisting form of my friend's notoriously evil black Manx cat; an animal that on one occasion attacked her with such ferocity as to require a trip to the ER and a lengthy rehabilitation. The reveal immediately evoked Ripley's panty-clad encounter with the twitching, sleeping Alien tucked into the spacecraft's nooks. In my case, however, the lack of both 1) any feeling of serious peril and 2) an airlock through which to dispose of the beasst, allowed me to continue working, unconcerned.

Now, I realize that this is a pretty boring story in retrospect, so I should probably add that, ironically, I had an orange killer alien creature in a sealed carrier in the room behind my chair.

Posted by: laredo at January 7, 2010 3:29 PM

Alright, if you want me to break it down, I'll get into the three reasons I can still remember (I haven't watched it in a few years and I don't plan to go back and see it again just so I can remember why I hate it so much):

1. That shit with her daughter in the beginning. It's a bunch of shitty exposition with no real development, just silliness to make us all go, "Awww, her daughter is old and dead, how sad."

2. If Godfather 2 had been a buddy comedy, everyone would have been pissed. But Aliens is a total genre flip from Alien, and nobody seems to care. We had a smart, artsy thriller for the first one. The sequel is a big dumb action movie. That'd be fine if it were a re-imagining or something, but it's a sequel. For another example of this where I find more people tend to back me up, I have the same problem with the Metroid Prime series. All the old Metroid games (and the first Prime game) have this very desolate, lonely vibe, and there's certainly nothing social about it (you don't talk to people, the closest things to friends are just the things that don't try to kill you). Then Metroid Prime 2 added this social angle where you run around finding people to talk to. Lame. If you have the same problem with Metroid Prime 2 that I do, you should have that problem with Aliens.

3. The kid. She's just like Ripley's daughter in that she's only there to make us go "Aww," but she's in the whole fucking movie, so there's no moving past her until the end. She's not a real character, just a target for alien attacks and a plot device to keep Ripley from only having to look out for herself. I acknowledge that Alien 3 isn't a good movie, but I like it because they killed off that damn kid (and the scene with the alien coming out of the dead cow is cool).

To sum up: I don't like when a sequel has nothing to do with the original other than content (theme, atmosphere, and genre are equally important). And I really don't like it when James Cameron tries to be emotionally manipulative, because he's bad at it. There's more, like how the dialog is clunky and most of the supporting cast's acting was over the top (Bishop was fine), but those three are the bits that stick with me most. If you disagree with me, fine, but I hate this movie.

Posted by: Lucas at January 7, 2010 9:31 PM

Lucas >> Yeah, I disagree. I'd leave it at that, but I don't want your comment to be the last one on this thread.

1. That was in the extended cut - not the theatrical version. As I stated above, I prefer it without the daughter angle, as it's too blatant.

2. "Big" and "action," yes. Dumb? No. Well-plotted, well-paced, memorable characters...it's just my thing a tee. The genre flip is the only way they could make a movie as great as Alien. The first is the greatest horror film ever made. The sequel is the greatest action film ever made.

Your Godfather sequel example doesn't seem relevant to me, as drama is very different from horror. Regardless I do think Aliens still has enough horror elements to keep it worthy of the name. The two Alien movies have more than enough in common in terms of the primary character, the setting, and the tone such that "drama vs. buddy comedy" seems a laughable counterargument and hyperbole.

As for Metroid Prime 2, I don't remember the character interactions, but I do recall that I enjoyed the first game more. Again, though, I don't think the analogy is very good. If Aliens had just been a rehash of the original Alien, there would have been no chance to succeed. Clearly, it didn't succeed for you, but I don't think a straight retelling of the story would have worked for you either. What would be the point of even trying that?

3. Newt might serve as a device for Ripley's character, but she's an important device. We're talking about a character who in Alien faced great trauma, and I think the emotional closure gained by her relationship with Newt is an immensely satisfying character arc. For me it's much less about going "awwww" in the general direction of Newt and much more about feeling fulfilled in Ripley's character finding purpose and resilience after being deprived of her career and more importantly her peace of mind.

However, Newt is not solely important with respect to Ripley. She's important with respect to the LV-426 colony. A sole survivor - a child, no less - is a striking image. Without her there, the entire mission to LV-426 and Ripley's efforts against Burke lose the human element. We don't have the perspective of exactly how inhumane the corporation has been in its actions.

Those last lines are a killer: "Can I dream?" "...I think we both can." After seven years of nightmares caused by the great film of 1979, we're finally as an audience given our own closure on top of Ripley's. With such a fantastic display of suspense, action, and horror, it's a well-earned closure for both parties.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at January 7, 2010 10:16 PM

A straight rehash? I never said that. I just think that certain elements of the original should be preserved in a sequel.

Posted by: Lucas at January 8, 2010 9:11 AM

I have to say that I thought every Metroid Prime game was better than the one before it. If I still had my Wii, I would be buying the all-three bundled edition (NOW WITH MORE WII-MOTING!™) the first chance I had.

Posted by: Snath at January 8, 2010 10:16 AM

"It has to be fire Ripley uses, that first discovery of ours, the first symbol distinguishing us from the animals. It’s not just a weapon, it’s the light that keeps the darkness at bay."

That quote and this review are fucking brillant. I love it...

Posted by: Carltonio at January 8, 2010 10:49 AM

"Oh that's just great, now what the fuck are we gonna to do?"

"Why don't you put her in charge?"

"Spunkmeyer?"

"Good, because I blew it out of the god damned airlock!"

"Hudson, sir - he's Hicks"

"You started this, show me everything"

"Man, you look like I feel"

"I feel safer already"

I love this movie so much, I watch it at least twice a month, mostly ;)

Your review rocked!

Posted by: Mellany at January 8, 2010 11:30 AM

Lucas my name is Lucas, pause for dramatic effect, George Lucas.

Posted by: clancys_daddy at January 8, 2010 7:44 PM

If HR Giger had it his way the alien would have assraped you and the little balien would have shot out yer mouth.

Posted by: UhateMe at January 9, 2010 4:02 PM

My daughter bought a brand new one for my house. However I am having some trouble and I need help.

Posted by: restaurant chat at January 19, 2010 3:34 PM

My all-time favorite movie, which I'm sorry to say that I've mostly memorized. I still *always* breathe a sigh of relief after the last scene, as if I've never seen it before.

Excellent review SLW, and ditto for the reader comments.

"We could build a fire, sing a couple of songs!"

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Posted by: WiiKonsolenVergleich at May 14, 2010 10:36 AM

I downloaded Mass Effect 2 last week and, despite the fact its an old game, its the best PS2 game in my opinion ;-)

Posted by: Teodoro Sebold at May 20, 2010 1:23 PM

I know this is off topic, but has anyone seen the photos of the oil slick taken by someone on a plane?
The oil covers as far as the eye can see, even from in a plane.
It's much worse than they're letting on and this is dreadfully bad, and it needs to be stopped IMMEDIATELY!
You can see the photos by googling "2 amateur photos from commercial flight over gulf of mexico" (didn't want to add a hyperlink)
Thanks.

Posted by: fur sluts at May 26, 2010 5:01 AM

Along with her childhood best friends LaTayia Roberson, Kelly Rowland and LeToya Luckett, Beyonce set about performing at local functions during her adolescent years. The little girls, known at the time as "Girl's Tyme", tried out their luck on the TV show Star Search but did not make the cut. At this time, Beyonce's dad relinquished his steady line of work to give his time to managing and encouraging the group. To this day Matthew Knowles handles his daughter's career.

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