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9. TK, are you alright? Are you sure you don't feel like burning something? Perhaps just a hamlet?
I'm a bit worried - I don't think you even swore at us. ginmonkey
8. A-man I feel your pain, his work touched a lot of people. He showered everyone with happiness. His passing was hard for many people to swallow. He was one in a million, they don't come any better than him. When he became big, he didn't leave any of his friends behind. His passing left a big hole to fill, he came and gone to quick. Pookie
I'm sorry a-man I thought you were talking about John Holmes, not John Hughes. Pookie
I don't know what you mean. We're just having a nice chat between girls here. Now if you'll excuse me, I was in the middle of cursing of those Julii bitches.
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6. The nice part about having two complete nobodies involved is that you can pretend that these guys are going to be the next David Mamet and Ridley Scott. There is no evidence to the contrary. Monday is Optimism Day! ed newman
5. Was there a corpse in your tape dispenser too? If not, why would anyone even question eating a potato chip out of it? Three-nineteen
4. The Palin photo was taken right before she let the puppies go and then shot them from a helicopter. snapnhiss
3. A Typewriter that makes cocktails. Dellegible.
I can think of no better way to transcribe the works of Hemingway and Kerouac.
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2. At the sight of Sam Worthington climbing out onto a ledge and threatening to jump, many floors below the pavement recoiled in horror at the prospect of soon having to interact with something far, far blander than it. zeke the pig
1. Shut the eff up! Clive Owen is bangable no matter what he looks like. I would still shag that man even if that thing on his upper lip was a REAL caterpillar.
Hell, I would grow a mustache just so that his mustache and my mustache could make beautiful, forbidden mustache-y love. Kelly