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I'm a bit worried - I don't think you even swore at us. ginmonkey
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I don't know what you mean. We're just having a nice chat between girls here. Now if you'll excuse me, I was in the middle of cursing of those Julii bitches.
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5. Was there a corpse in your tape dispenser too? If not, why would anyone even question eating a potato chip out of it? Three-nineteen
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3. A Typewriter that makes cocktails. Dellegible.
I can think of no better way to transcribe the works of Hemingway and Kerouac.
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2. At the sight of Sam Worthington climbing out onto a ledge and threatening to jump, many floors below the pavement recoiled in horror at the prospect of soon having to interact with something far, far blander than it. zeke the pig
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