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Comment of the Day: Tonight, We Dine on Scrota!

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It’s only fitting that today’s celebration of Women is gleefully capped off by a battle cry from Pajibette esme:

“WOMEN’S LIBBERS, MOBILIZE! The time has come! Our secret plan to take over the interwebz goes into action today! Grab you stilettos (heels or knives, I’m not picky) and for Artemis’s sake, get rid of those bras! First initiative: Change Pajiba’s slogan back to “It rhymes with vagina!” Everyone should see how dominant we are here! Next: Destroy Al Gore and replace him with an Internet Matriarch! I nominate the corpse of Elizabeth Cady Stanton! And finally: we conquer 4chan once and for all! Tonight, we dine on scrota!”

Poor boys, they must be very confused and angry today. And now, they’ll be scared.









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Comments

Bite me.

Posted by: , at March 8, 2011 8:20 PM

Dustin really should have changed the tagline for today. Except he's a pussy.

Posted by: Brenton at March 8, 2011 8:35 PM

In the spirit of the day and in keeping with that bellwether institution, the Academy of Motion Pictures, shouldn't we be politically correct and stop referring to her as a "Pajibette" and instead use the term "Pajiban posting in a female role"?

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 8, 2011 8:36 PM

Well, I wasn't angry...

Sexist.

Posted by: Jay at March 8, 2011 8:51 PM

this reminds me of the time i had dinner with esme.

well, not the dining on scrota part. but i NEEDED TO BRAG that i ate with her.

Posted by: gp at March 8, 2011 9:25 PM

I've always read it as Pa-Jee-Ba!

It's far too ingrained for me to alter that now I fear.

Posted by: Murderbot at March 9, 2011 9:11 AM

Properly seasoned and deep-fried, scrota have much the same consistency as pork rinds.

Not, of course, that I know anything about that ...

Posted by: The Wanderer at March 9, 2011 9:30 AM

Interesting . . . celebrating 51% of the human population leaving behind the silent minority. Somehow bandwagons opposing oppression often start rolling after the fact.

Posted by: Jerry Kenney at March 9, 2011 10:18 AM

just one day of celebration for women?
i celebrate them every month when the new Playboy rolls in.

Posted by: logan at March 9, 2011 11:15 AM

BOO YAH! The new EE format is kind of fun since you can sometimes tell who just got the nomination in a headlock and then gave it atomic wedgie. I, too, welcome our new estrogenerals.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 9, 2011 12:18 PM

I have a classy wood and ink print of that "We Can Do It!" Not-Quite-Rosie pic.

It's hanging in my kitchen.

Posted by: The only new zealander at March 10, 2011 1:39 AM

Hi! The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, but I actually thought youd have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you could fix if you werent too busy looking for attention.

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